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  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    April 5, 2007 at 9:08 pm
    Link: Standing or Sitting? - Standing is the only way to go. Warning: a little gross.
  2. Profile photo of UndKeineEier
    UndKeineEier Male 18-29
    89 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:06 am
    I`m a sitter!
  3. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:06 am
    halfway!
  4. Profile photo of Gucciprincss
    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:14 am
    I am a sitter. I think when you sit, it`s more thorough & you get it all that way.

    Also, to answer next week`s question... I use wipes. Not baby wipes, though. I use Cottonelle. It`s softer on the butt than plain old toilet paper! :-)

  5. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:19 am
    that was gross
  6. Profile photo of headwound
    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:51 am
    c`mon who doesn`t stand?
  7. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 3:25 am
    I`m a sitter. Standing just seems odd when you can keep sitting down and do the same thing.

    As for touching the water... thats an American thing, because for reasons unknown, the height of the water in the bowl is really high in the USA, here in the UK the water is only in the bottom of the bowl.

  8. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 3:34 am

    But are you sitters sticking your hand between your legs? I hope not.

    What is `brownballing` called for females? Femmes ain`t got balls. UTI? XD ha.

    Btw, stander. I was a sitter as a kid though.

  9. Profile photo of badmamajama
    badmamajama Male 13-17
    30 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 3:51 am
    why wipe?
  10. Profile photo of Tweetness
    Tweetness Male 18-29
    292 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 4:17 am
    What about those Japanese toilets that spray water up at you instead?
  11. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 4:40 am
    im a stander.

    BigBonny you have inspected enuf toilets in the us to generalize that fact?

    JaLacao i dont know what you would call it but i imagin it would cause massive infections.

  12. Profile photo of dianne
    dianne Female 18-29
    80 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 5:11 am
    The only thing I concern myself with is wiping the right way. (Front to back!)

    You can get urinary tract infections if you do it the other way, which can lead to kidney infections if you don`t get them taken care of. (I had a kidney infection when I was little, although I don`t know the exact source. They told me many things: don`t drink soda, which way to wipe, no bubble baths, etc.)

    Wet wipes are definitely way better too. Gets you really clean.

  13. Profile photo of dianne
    dianne Female 18-29
    80 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 5:12 am
    Another thing, I`ve NEVER gotten my hand in the water! And if I did, I`d just wash the damn thing. You are supposed to do that.

    Yes, I`m a sitter.

  14. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 5:14 am
    Woo! im in the minority.

    VIVA LA STANDERS.

  15. Profile photo of Guest5386
    Guest5386 Female 18-29
    302 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 5:38 am
    how can you get your hand in water o.O; can anyone tell me if it happenned? Come on o.O;
  16. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 5:55 am
    Stander.
    really gross subject btw.
  17. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 6:01 am
    SITTER!
  18. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 6:35 am
    "What about those Japanese toilets that spray water up at you instead?"

    `Bidet?`
    ...
    `Bidet to you too...` (Scrubs joke when JD says he doesn`t eat puddings and doesn`t use toilet paper)

    I`m a sitter, but now I`m intrigued and I`ll try standing.

  19. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 7:26 am
    Im a sitter.. i never really thought about standing lol
  20. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 8:06 am
    how does stading get poop on the floor? surely most sane people stand above the toilet? And anyway who does have poop still hanging out!?!??!
  21. Profile photo of phillyeagles
    phillyeagles Male 18-29
    9 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 9:32 am
    ....im a stander, but i really don`t see the difference...o_o
  22. Profile photo of loopy_jr
    loopy_jr Male 13-17
    105 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 9:41 am
    Sitter.not between the legs, from the back. paper:wadded
  23. Profile photo of LugNut33
    LugNut33 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 10:12 am
    i used to stand when i was a kid... i thought you grew out of that like not pulling your pants down all the way when you pee in a urinal.
  24. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 10:13 am
    .. Stander lol..
  25. Profile photo of dynapyre
    dynapyre Male 18-29
    114 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 10:14 am
    how about this!

    (tp) folder vs. wadder!

    I`m a sitter. And I`m also a "brownballer," or whatever. it`s actually not atrocious, I just have more "wiping-precision" going that direction. and I don`t get poo on my balls either.

  26. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 10:29 am
    I`m a stander now but I used to sit when I was a kid.
  27. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 10:34 am
    Stander baby!
  28. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 10:38 am
    Tried standing. Didn`t work. End.
  29. Profile photo of All4nothing
    All4nothing Female 18-29
    127 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 11:28 am
    Ummm.....I thought reading about someones crap was disgusting but.....I was taught to stand when i was potty trained, so yeah...whatever...
  30. Profile photo of DJXiej
    DJXiej Male 18-29
    30 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 11:37 am
    Standing reach-around.

    I didn`t know people sat, shat, and wiped without getting up.

  31. Profile photo of look215
    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 12:03 pm
    sitter .... then stander. I find that while its comfortable sitting I feel that final bit of clean standing up......although I can`t believe that no one thinks it awkward talking about you washroom habits ....
  32. Profile photo of DemonGurl
    DemonGurl Female 13-17
    71 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 12:34 pm
    i am still confused
    i don`t get the difference
  33. Profile photo of DemonGurl
    DemonGurl Female 13-17
    71 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 12:39 pm
    oh now i get it!
    i can`t imagine sitting
  34. Profile photo of Jessicaaah
    Jessicaaah Female 18-29
    131 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 12:43 pm
    hmmm. I actually do both! Sitting if I crapped, standing if I peed.
  35. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 12:50 pm
    Just like look215, I`m a sitter, then a stander for the final pass. I`m also a folder. And if I may be so bold, I use Charmin with Vitamin E and Aloe vera; it`s cool, soft, and very comfortable. It`s as if someone was kissing my arse with each pass. It`s a little more expensive, but well worth the extra.

    And not only is it soft, but strong as well. I`ve never had a finger break through!

  36. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 12:56 pm
    "..but you get the picture."
    I don`t *want* to get the picture!
  37. Profile photo of littlewooll8
    littlewooll8 Male 13-17
    115 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 1:29 pm
    SITTING FTW
  38. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 1:30 pm
    i didnt know you could wipe standing. i guess it would look fu*kin weirdwiping ur a*s standing up.
  39. Profile photo of shadow3
    shadow3 Female 18-29
    3 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:27 pm
    I`m slightly confused. For those of you who `stand`, do you mean that you actually stand over the toilet or is it more of a squat? I have to believe it`s more of a squat, thereby being what I would call more of a sitting position.

    obviously I`m a sitter.

  40. Profile photo of Spiffy17
    Spiffy17 Male 13-17
    127 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:29 pm
    Those who are brownballers also are at a risk of getting poo in their genitals and getting diseases. Hah I read an article about it once.
  41. Profile photo of llJillianll
    llJillianll Female 18-29
    57 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:43 pm
    that is sooo gross, and i had no idea there were options
  42. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:44 pm
    ooooooooooooooooookay what the hell.....
  43. Profile photo of sayian17
    sayian17 Male 13-17
    63 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    Who cares?
  44. Profile photo of keylimepie20
    keylimepie20 Male 18-29
    142 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:58 pm
    warning: ye! tis not this page that stands before ye riddled with viruses not of wich cause plague?
  45. Profile photo of linkcma
    linkcma Male 18-29
    302 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 3:00 pm
    Sitter for life. I forgot all about standing. Who actually wipes back to front anyway?
  46. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 3:08 pm
    im a stander... doesnt seem like you could get enough power behind the wipes if youre sitting
  47. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 3:09 pm
    shadow, i stand straight up and face the toilet
  48. Profile photo of Crotchodile
    Crotchodile Female 70 & Over
    142 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 4:35 pm
    I do both, it depends how much poop I think I have on my butt. If it takes more than a couple of wipes I stand. I don`t see how anyone can poop on the floor though, you should know when you are done. I`m also a folder.
  49. Profile photo of ZazaPink
    ZazaPink Female 13-17
    243 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 4:38 pm
    I just had to be eating a Creame Egg when I was reading that wasnt I?
  50. Profile photo of crazymagemia
    crazymagemia Female 18-29
    364 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 5:02 pm
    sitter ^^

    how the crap would that even WORK standing up? 0.o

    and...erm...brownbaling?
    ^o)
    IS there a term for the female version of that lol?

  51. Profile photo of Delta_Dark
    Delta_Dark Female 13-17
    32 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 5:27 pm
    that was v strange/gross and i hav no idea wot t female equivalent for brownballing is tho... sitter 4 lyf.
  52. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 5:51 pm
    i`m a stander. tried sitting though, but its kinda gross to actually put your hand in the bowl..
  53. Profile photo of Randyhart
    Randyhart Male 13-17
    57 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 6:28 pm
    Who the hell is messed up enough to create polls on if you stand up or not? :D

    Seriously Mentally disturbed should not be on the internet

  54. Profile photo of Aramil
    Aramil Male 18-29
    315 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 6:29 pm
    I`m a folding stander. Mainly because I wad very poorly, and I don`t like touching the water by accident.
  55. Profile photo of razordragon
    razordragon Male 18-29
    336 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 7:33 pm
    I`m a stander. I mean why the drat should you do it sitting? If you hadn`t flushed yet you might get a fistful of crap. *shudders*
  56. Profile photo of Eddy23
    Eddy23 Male 18-29
    459 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 7:47 pm
    I`m a stander. It`s always nice to stretch out the legs after a nice long crap.
  57. Profile photo of thesupreme1
    thesupreme1 Male 13-17
    148 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 8:03 pm
    I didn`t know you could wipe sitting..lol
  58. Profile photo of Evil_Smurf
    Evil_Smurf Male 18-29
    716 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 8:45 pm
    Ugggh. Just... Ugggh.
  59. Profile photo of WTFidunno
    WTFidunno Female 18-29
    395 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 9:20 pm
    Okie, first of all, ew. I`m a sitter, I use both wet wipes (scotts), and regular toilet paper, I`m a folder, not a wadder, and I stand before I flush...
  60. Profile photo of SlippySanta
    SlippySanta Male 13-17
    147 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 10:14 pm
    I used to be a sitter, then I was a stander.

    I roll up the toilet paper like a really fat cigarette.

  61. Profile photo of anthropology
    anthropology Female 30-39
    71 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 10:58 pm
    Standers are just freaks, period. ;-)
  62. Profile photo of Wildshadow
    Wildshadow Female 13-17
    57 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 11:08 pm
    um, how do people come up with this stuff??
  63. Profile photo of Rock_On37
    Rock_On37 Female 13-17
    263 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 12:30 am
    Wow...I really didn`t think there was another way. Haha. Come to think of it, I was a stander when I was little, until one day, my friend told me to watch out going to the bathroom with fake nails on, because you might poke yourself O_o...Then I thought I was a freak that did it wrong, so now I`m a sitter.

  64. Profile photo of Kisato
    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 3:00 am
    That`s a wierd... slightly funny story, Rock_On37.... I`m a sitter, blahblahblah, all that stuff... I don`t really think it matters because either way, you clean your ass.
  65. Profile photo of CheezeMonkey
    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 11:50 am
    i find this argument to be completly idiotic i dont give a rats @$$ how you wipe youreself. )-|
  66. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 12:26 pm
    i didnt know this was even a dilemma that existed. Surely everyone stands? what kind of lazy b*stard doesnt stand!?
    you tear of a nice comfy wad of toilet tissue, stand, look admiringly at what you have produced in the bowl and for signs of any anomalies...then you wipe untill theres nothing left to wipe off, drop it into bowl and flush. This is how it should be done and any other way means youre going to hell.
  67. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 12:48 pm
    To whoever asked, sitters dont reach between their legs, they lean to one side, and reach around behind.

    As for inspecting toilets... only toilets in the USA have that high water in the bowl thing, maybe some others in the world, but definately none in the UK, so there`s no chance of touching water.

    In the UK the water is in the bottom of the bowl, the only time it`d be as high as in the US, is if the toilet was blocked!

    And US toilets still have those weird horseshoe style seats!

  68. Profile photo of RachelAngie
    RachelAngie Female 18-29
    165 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 1:19 pm
    I start out sitting and then switch to standing.
  69. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 2:03 pm
    sitter.
  70. Profile photo of benjbenj
    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 7:18 pm
    I wonder how sitters can reach the `affected area` properly.
  71. Profile photo of saint_billie
    saint_billie Male 13-17
    33 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 7:26 pm
    WHAT THE HELL IS WITH ALL YOU RETARDS??? THE PERSON WHO PUT THIS ON IS A SICK INDIVIDUAL AND WHY WOULD YOU EVEN TELL THE WHOLE WORLD HOW YOU WIPE YOUR ASS??? I MEAN COME ON!!! I`M SURE YOU HAVE SOMTHING BETTER TO DO THAT TALK ABOUT CRAP!!!
  72. Profile photo of linkcma
    linkcma Male 18-29
    302 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 8:57 pm
    Chill out saint_bille. Maybe you are not mature enough to handle the subject, but other people are.
  73. Profile photo of xoxcassxox
    xoxcassxox Female 18-29
    263 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 10:53 pm
    This is really wierd, I had NO IDEA that people would even think to stand while wipeing thier arses... Aussie toilets are like uk ones by the sound of it... USA toilets look permanantly clogged... wierd..
  74. Profile photo of xoxcassxox
    xoxcassxox Female 18-29
    263 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 10:55 pm
    Plus I can`t even think how the hell you would wipe your arse standing up! Your arse would be more spread sitting....
  75. Profile photo of primetime101
    primetime101 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 11:37 pm
    sitter with occassional standing
  76. Profile photo of VONLINE
    VONLINE Male 18-29
    578 posts
    April 9, 2007 at 12:12 pm
    I stand when I take a dump.
  77. Profile photo of someone?
    someone? Male 13-17
    1371 posts
    April 9, 2007 at 6:05 pm
    he is right though, you`ll think how the hell do people do it the other way

    since i stand, i say wtf to sitters you have to like stick your hand beneath your ass and into the toilet o_O i can`t imagine doing it like that though

  78. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 8:10 pm
    I AM ACTUALLY REALLY CURIOUS HOW REALLY OBESE PEOPLE OR BODYBUILDERS ARE ABLE TO WIPE THEMSELVES...

    CAN SOMEONE POST A VID OF SOMEONE DOING THAT?

  79. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 8:53 pm
    big butts have to stand cuz their hand might get stuck between the bowl and their ass.

    Yay for GPF toilets!

  80. Profile photo of burjo7
    burjo7 Male 18-29
    175 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 8:04 pm
    I`m a stander, if I sit and put my hand round the back there is a danger of my hand making contact of the side of the loo, and I can`t go round the front because my p*nis is in the way
  81. Profile photo of tomboygirl12
    tomboygirl12 Female 13-17
    321 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 8:38 pm
    uhh...stander, definately a wierd subject... :-?
  82. Profile photo of 8o8azn
    8o8azn Female 13-17
    133 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 8:09 pm
    sitter....
    if you stand ur butt cheeks go together so cant really wipe...and if u sit, your butt cheeks spread so its easier....
    sitters unite

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