Standing or Sitting?

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1725972/ls:1701

Standing is the only way to go. Warning: a little gross.
There are 82 comments:
Female 133
sitter....
if you stand ur butt cheeks go together so cant really wipe...and if u sit, your butt cheeks spread so its easier....
sitters unite
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Female 321
uhh...stander, definately a wierd subject... :-?
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Male 175
I`m a stander, if I sit and put my hand round the back there is a danger of my hand making contact of the side of the loo, and I can`t go round the front because my p*nis is in the way
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Female 1,652
big butts have to stand cuz their hand might get stuck between the bowl and their ass.

Yay for GPF toilets!

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Male 2,781
I AM ACTUALLY REALLY CURIOUS HOW REALLY OBESE PEOPLE OR BODYBUILDERS ARE ABLE TO WIPE THEMSELVES...

CAN SOMEONE POST A VID OF SOMEONE DOING THAT?

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Male 1,371
he is right though, you`ll think how the hell do people do it the other way

since i stand, i say wtf to sitters you have to like stick your hand beneath your ass and into the toilet o_O i can`t imagine doing it like that though

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Male 578
I stand when I take a dump.
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Male 143
sitter with occassional standing
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Female 263
Plus I can`t even think how the hell you would wipe your arse standing up! Your arse would be more spread sitting....
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Female 263
This is really wierd, I had NO IDEA that people would even think to stand while wipeing thier arses... Aussie toilets are like uk ones by the sound of it... USA toilets look permanantly clogged... wierd..
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Male 302
Chill out saint_bille. Maybe you are not mature enough to handle the subject, but other people are.
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Male 33
WHAT THE HELL IS WITH ALL YOU RETARDS??? THE PERSON WHO PUT THIS ON IS A SICK INDIVIDUAL AND WHY WOULD YOU EVEN TELL THE WHOLE WORLD HOW YOU WIPE YOUR ASS??? I MEAN COME ON!!! I`M SURE YOU HAVE SOMTHING BETTER TO DO THAT TALK ABOUT CRAP!!!
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Male 916
I wonder how sitters can reach the `affected area` properly.
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Male 1,024
sitter.
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Female 165
I start out sitting and then switch to standing.
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Male 2,216
To whoever asked, sitters dont reach between their legs, they lean to one side, and reach around behind.

As for inspecting toilets... only toilets in the USA have that high water in the bowl thing, maybe some others in the world, but definately none in the UK, so there`s no chance of touching water.

In the UK the water is in the bottom of the bowl, the only time it`d be as high as in the US, is if the toilet was blocked!

And US toilets still have those weird horseshoe style seats!

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Female 1,395
i didnt know this was even a dilemma that existed. Surely everyone stands? what kind of lazy b*stard doesnt stand!?
you tear of a nice comfy wad of toilet tissue, stand, look admiringly at what you have produced in the bowl and for signs of any anomalies...then you wipe untill theres nothing left to wipe off, drop it into bowl and flush. This is how it should be done and any other way means youre going to hell.
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Male 459
i find this argument to be completly idiotic i dont give a rats @$$ how you wipe youreself. )-|
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Female 694
That`s a wierd... slightly funny story, Rock_On37.... I`m a sitter, blahblahblah, all that stuff... I don`t really think it matters because either way, you clean your ass.
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Female 263
Wow...I really didn`t think there was another way. Haha. Come to think of it, I was a stander when I was little, until one day, my friend told me to watch out going to the bathroom with fake nails on, because you might poke yourself O_o...Then I thought I was a freak that did it wrong, so now I`m a sitter.

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Female 57
um, how do people come up with this stuff??
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Female 71
Standers are just freaks, period. ;-)
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Male 147
I used to be a sitter, then I was a stander.

I roll up the toilet paper like a really fat cigarette.

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Female 395
Okie, first of all, ew. I`m a sitter, I use both wet wipes (scotts), and regular toilet paper, I`m a folder, not a wadder, and I stand before I flush...
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Male 716
Ugggh. Just... Ugggh.
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Male 148
I didn`t know you could wipe sitting..lol
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Male 458
I`m a stander. It`s always nice to stretch out the legs after a nice long crap.
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Male 336
I`m a stander. I mean why the drat should you do it sitting? If you hadn`t flushed yet you might get a fistful of crap. *shudders*
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Male 315
I`m a folding stander. Mainly because I wad very poorly, and I don`t like touching the water by accident.
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Male 57
Who the hell is messed up enough to create polls on if you stand up or not? :D

Seriously Mentally disturbed should not be on the internet

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Female 526
i`m a stander. tried sitting though, but its kinda gross to actually put your hand in the bowl..
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Female 32
that was v strange/gross and i hav no idea wot t female equivalent for brownballing is tho... sitter 4 lyf.
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Female 364
sitter ^^

how the crap would that even WORK standing up? 0.o

and...erm...brownbaling?
^o)
IS there a term for the female version of that lol?

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Female 243
I just had to be eating a Creame Egg when I was reading that wasnt I?
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Female 142
I do both, it depends how much poop I think I have on my butt. If it takes more than a couple of wipes I stand. I don`t see how anyone can poop on the floor though, you should know when you are done. I`m also a folder.
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Male 2,616
shadow, i stand straight up and face the toilet
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Male 2,616
im a stander... doesnt seem like you could get enough power behind the wipes if youre sitting
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Male 302
Sitter for life. I forgot all about standing. Who actually wipes back to front anyway?
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Male 142
warning: ye! tis not this page that stands before ye riddled with viruses not of wich cause plague?
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Male 63
Who cares?
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Female 1,397
ooooooooooooooooookay what the hell.....
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Female 57
that is sooo gross, and i had no idea there were options
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Male 127
Those who are brownballers also are at a risk of getting poo in their genitals and getting diseases. Hah I read an article about it once.
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Female 3
I`m slightly confused. For those of you who `stand`, do you mean that you actually stand over the toilet or is it more of a squat? I have to believe it`s more of a squat, thereby being what I would call more of a sitting position.

obviously I`m a sitter.

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Male 1,825
i didnt know you could wipe standing. i guess it would look fu*kin weirdwiping ur a*s standing up.
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Male 115
SITTING FTW
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Female 2,552
"..but you get the picture."
I don`t *want* to get the picture!
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Male 756
Just like look215, I`m a sitter, then a stander for the final pass. I`m also a folder. And if I may be so bold, I use Charmin with Vitamin E and Aloe vera; it`s cool, soft, and very comfortable. It`s as if someone was kissing my arse with each pass. It`s a little more expensive, but well worth the extra.

And not only is it soft, but strong as well. I`ve never had a finger break through!

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Female 131
hmmm. I actually do both! Sitting if I crapped, standing if I peed.
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Female 71
oh now i get it!
i can`t imagine sitting
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Female 71
i am still confused
i don`t get the difference
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Male 1,083
sitter .... then stander. I find that while its comfortable sitting I feel that final bit of clean standing up......although I can`t believe that no one thinks it awkward talking about you washroom habits ....
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Male 30
Standing reach-around.

I didn`t know people sat, shat, and wiped without getting up.

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Female 127
Ummm.....I thought reading about someones crap was disgusting but.....I was taught to stand when i was potty trained, so yeah...whatever...
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Male 1,270
Tried standing. Didn`t work. End.
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Male 1,149
Stander baby!
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Female 583
I`m a stander now but I used to sit when I was a kid.
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Male 114
how about this!

(tp) folder vs. wadder!

I`m a sitter. And I`m also a "brownballer," or whatever. it`s actually not atrocious, I just have more "wiping-precision" going that direction. and I don`t get poo on my balls either.

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Female 679
.. Stander lol..
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Male 79
i used to stand when i was a kid... i thought you grew out of that like not pulling your pants down all the way when you pee in a urinal.
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Male 105
Sitter.not between the legs, from the back. paper:wadded
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Male 9
....im a stander, but i really don`t see the difference...o_o
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Male 1,383
how does stading get poop on the floor? surely most sane people stand above the toilet? And anyway who does have poop still hanging out!?!??!
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Female 873
Im a sitter.. i never really thought about standing lol
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Male 1,270
"What about those Japanese toilets that spray water up at you instead?"

`Bidet?`
...
`Bidet to you too...` (Scrubs joke when JD says he doesn`t eat puddings and doesn`t use toilet paper)

I`m a sitter, but now I`m intrigued and I`ll try standing.

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Female 854
SITTER!
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Female 1,228
Stander.
really gross subject btw.
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Female 302
how can you get your hand in water o.O; can anyone tell me if it happenned? Come on o.O;
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Male 2,486
Woo! im in the minority.

VIVA LA STANDERS.

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Female 80
Another thing, I`ve NEVER gotten my hand in the water! And if I did, I`d just wash the damn thing. You are supposed to do that.

Yes, I`m a sitter.

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Female 80
The only thing I concern myself with is wiping the right way. (Front to back!)

You can get urinary tract infections if you do it the other way, which can lead to kidney infections if you don`t get them taken care of. (I had a kidney infection when I was little, although I don`t know the exact source. They told me many things: don`t drink soda, which way to wipe, no bubble baths, etc.)

Wet wipes are definitely way better too. Gets you really clean.

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Male 1,142
im a stander.

BigBonny you have inspected enuf toilets in the us to generalize that fact?

JaLacao i dont know what you would call it but i imagin it would cause massive infections.

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Male 292
What about those Japanese toilets that spray water up at you instead?
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Male 30
why wipe?
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Male 1,647

But are you sitters sticking your hand between your legs? I hope not.

What is `brownballing` called for females? Femmes ain`t got balls. UTI? XD ha.

Btw, stander. I was a sitter as a kid though.

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Male 2,216
I`m a sitter. Standing just seems odd when you can keep sitting down and do the same thing.

As for touching the water... thats an American thing, because for reasons unknown, the height of the water in the bowl is really high in the USA, here in the UK the water is only in the bottom of the bowl.

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Male 559
c`mon who doesn`t stand?
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Female 560
that was gross
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Female 550
I am a sitter. I think when you sit, it`s more thorough & you get it all that way.

Also, to answer next week`s question... I use wipes. Not baby wipes, though. I use Cottonelle. It`s softer on the butt than plain old toilet paper! :-)

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Female 2,695
halfway!
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Male 89
I`m a sitter!
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Male 10,115
Link: Standing or Sitting? [Rate Link] - Standing is the only way to go. Warning: a little gross.
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