She Passes

Submitted by: Beckii 9 years ago Funny

The shallow man"s test for girlfriends. Possibly NSFW.
There are 75 comments:
Male 2,056
meh, depends
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Male 147
I think she was saying that girls with naturally large boobs aren`t stupid.
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Male 242
People say that girls with big and/or fake boobs don`t need to be stupid, but I think an intelligent girl would know that most men would not find the boobs in this post attractive, right? So my guess is, women who have their breasts enlarged are too stupid to realise men aren`t attracted by it.
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Female 815
Um I can do it and I havn`t got big boobs. My friend has problems zipping up her hoodies and stuff.
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Male 65
yea when they just get like HUGE its not even like pretty anymore
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Male 10,440
too big... yea its not that attractive anymore.
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Male 1,024
boobies! boobies! boobies!

oh, and men are pigs.

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Female 165
JUGS!

Yeah, her boobs are shaped funny...

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Female 15
I pass, I pass, I passs!!!!!
Sorry, that just excited me, `tis all ^_^"
This would be fun to do with your mates, but it shouldn`t be a "test"...
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Female 432
lol, I`d fail.
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Female 287
Jessica1608
Female, 13-17, Europe
188 Posts Saturday, April 07, 2007 3:09:24 PM
I passed. I have big boobs, but I`m one of the smartest girls in my class, I`m not a slut.
My boobs are natural, and I`m proud of them. Stop stereotyping girls with a larger-than-average bust, or we might think of stereotyping you. The thief is the first to cry "Thief"!

Same here.

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Female 93
i tought it was for a show called next...honestly...i would fail lol,
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Male 187
bah i can easily do it with my crotch rocket even when im flaccid ;)
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Male 1,866
God i just checked again, those things are the size of freaking blimps.
they`re monsterous!
sweet jesus..
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Male 189
People look at sex differently. I pity the fool that`s gonna say how terrible you are just because they belive something else.
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Female 14
I pass : )
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Male 1,406
Can`t men be attracted to hot women and also want a deep relationship? That`s why I think open relataionships are fine, I consider sex alike to a game - both people enjoy doing it, and you let your boy/girlfriend play games with other people, right? Well, that goes on to my point that sex shouldn`t only be done out of love, but that humans have needs...

I ramble. Point is, sex can be a way to express love for someone, but it can also be enjoyable when you don`t love someone for only physical reasons. Now go on saying how terrible I am.

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Female 57
i`ve seen that.
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Male 601
I adore the Beatles more than Judy. I have all of their cds, and all of their tapes. Ha.
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Male 147
Oh and by the way boobs are nice, but at this point it`s just getting unattractive.
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Male 147
To whoever said it would be interesting to see if you could touch your manhood to the wall before your nose...your nose juts out like half an inch. If your manhood can`t beat that, that`s really sad.
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Female 101
Oy...I have nothing against the girls that have big chests, but she looks so dispreportionate, which is kind of sad. Along with the back aches. (So hey, yay for big boobs?)
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Female 532
Aw man, that`s so sad... I had a friend in high school who was the nicest girl, and she was skinny as a toothpick, except that her breasts were NATURALLY disproportiantely large... She got a lot of sympathy from me (I have 40GGs naturally, but I`m fat so I`m proporitonal), but all the idiotic guys around her were always staring and making comments...

I feel sorry for this girl if they`re natural, but I say she deserves the kind of attention she gets if she got it done artificially...

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Female 663
A) I`m not fat or ugly.
B) I`m not jealous. My boobs are as big as her, but what she paid for God gave me.
C) Any woman with half a brain knows that girls who opt for anything bigger than a C cup are idiotic and or insecure. Smaller breasts outweight back pain and perverted looks anyday.
D) Anyone can get bigger breast, but no one can get a bigger brain.
E) I`d love to see how many men could measure up flaccid.
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Male 3,255
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Female 1,382
that didnt work.
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Female 1,382
ew! It`s like Pamela Anderson fractions. So blimmin uneven its gross.

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Male 3,255
Yea... giant 500 lbs sacks of fat are HOT....

At a certain girth, they stop being breasts and become idiot magnets. Which is good, because all the idiots flock to the sacks of fat, and *if im lucky* the women with real breasts are left for me!!

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Female 214
"Are you all g*y!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!
There must be too many women on IAB. This should get a 4!!! Did you see those b*obs!!
I thought that was a nice test. Most girls wouldn`t pass. Heh."

You`re one of the reasons people think Americans are idiots. I`m not arguing any further, as much as I could, because it isn`t worth it.

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Female 15
I`d prefer having no boobs. They`re such a hindrance when I run... And sometimes it hurts to lie on my chest. :(
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Female 142
Fake boobs are nasty.
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Female 17
^^ by the way, they`re natural and I have a 128 IQ last time I tested. Maybe the bimbo with huge breasts theory only works with fake boobs.
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Female 17
Yay, I pass(32 DD)! Good thing my beau isn`t shallow - he wouldn`t put up with me for 3 years if not.
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Female 199
I passed. I have big boobs, but I`m one of the smartest girls in my class, I`m not a slut.
My boobs are natural, and I`m proud of them. Stop stereotyping girls with a larger-than-average bust, or we might think of stereotyping you. The thief is the first to cry "Thief"!
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Male 701
bah, not enterntaining relly, omg! BOOBS! bah, its too early
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Male 1,003
Are you all g*y!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!
There must be too many women on IAB. This should get a 4!!! Did you see those b*obs!!
I thought that was a nice test. Most girls wouldn`t pass. Heh.
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Female 1,697
are huge!! imagine her running! I would hate having those things, they look fake.
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Female 190
0_o
If I was her Id have some of my boob fat moved to my ass.
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Male 643
I like sluts with big juggs. And I`m not looking for a gf.
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Female 8
If I lean backwards I pass.

I fall over... but at least I gain masculine approval?!

Yay for me.

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Male 1,083
yeah, breasts that big normally = no/lack of brain. Someone who is hot is always great, but as soon as I learn that she`s dumb as rocks all attraction is completely gone.
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Female 127
What an ass..... that reminds me of my school...guys wont even talk to you if your IQ is above ninety and your not blonde and busty.
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Male 9
"No, intelligent people know that looks inst the only thing that matter. Yeah, a cute chicks is nice to bang, but listening to her talking to you for 4 hrs on how she sort her make up can be a pain too =P"
You claim that intelligent people know that looks don`t matter, but how intelligent is that statement? Just because a girl has big boobs or is cute she is an idiot...? Sounds like someone is jealous they have no boobs and were made fun of in high school =(
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Female 299
Have fun dating fatties, all you who rely on the "test". :-P
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Female 80
Loopy I`m assuming she meant while limp, not hard. In that case I`m not sure it would be an easy task.

Otherwise I suggest you get some Enzyte.

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Male 105
"BTW - I think it would be interesting to see some guys that can touch their manhood to the wall before their nose"
Pretty sad if you can`t.)-|
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Female 281
Lame---Fake boobs are lame. I bet that broad has more mass in her boobs than in her head.
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Male 1,590
"im repeating my self from a few weeks ago but find breasts that size very unattractive."

Agreed. Too small. :-P

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Male 2,567
lol
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Male 957
I don`t like this post. Simply because big-breasted chicks have many problems. especially if the rack is fake. they tend to be sluttier and bitchier. that adds up to being one bad gf indeed.
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Male 99
BOOOOOBS
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Male 312
You just might be a redneck!!!
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Male 312
What if their beer gut touches the glass first?
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Female 137
True, Chicomimi, it`s really not that hard. Also, it works better if you have a small nose and a very good bra :D

Now I`m not shallow at all, but I never believe people who say they absolutely don`t care what a person looks like as long as they`re intelligent or interesting. I think it`s part of human nature to care about your partners attractiveness. There`s a bit of natural selection in it, I suppose.

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Female 1
;-/ Lol It Is Okay
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Female 854
I pass! but just about every girl can with the right bra.
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Female 1,228
ok, thats a bit easy to do, even if you have no boobs, just stick your chest way out.
No that hard.
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Female 302
and i was about to say "I wish man will reconize women for something else than their boob`s size" but you know, thats not all the man...

the man that worth it dont do it ^^*

<3 you guys!

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Female 302
Oh and yeah, there tons of people here who will be willing to have sex with a ugly person, and not because they are deseaperate and too drunk.

No, intelligent people know that looks inst the only thing that matter. Yeah, a cute chicks is nice to bang, but listening to her talking to you for 4 hrs on how she sort her make up can be a pain too =P

Can be embarassing too to have to look at her asking the waited if the green salad is just green, and how much calories there is in it...

You know, the best will be to have a beautiful woman which is intelligent, clever and a have a great personnality.

You want to bang mindless "chicks", you can have them dear, they waiting for you anyway ^_- others man will be happy to have them out of the way.

But yeah, i mostly like a balanced body than over sized boobs >.> on a esthetic point of view of course. what the sentence? "they have to fit in the hand"? =P

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Male 2,486
"anyway...thats perverted -.- people honestly shouldnt care about looks, ect. in my opinion"

Would you have sex with an extremely ugly chick?

Shallow means you have extremely high expectations, and no one can meet them. Doesn`t mean you cant have standards.


"BTW - I think it would be interesting to see some guys that can touch their manhood to the wall before their nose"

I can do that.

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Male 1,142
i didnt think any of the guys here would agree with me. on the last giant boobs link all the guys were acting like 13 year olds with a play boy magazine.
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Female 80
Besides, I bet her nipples are the size of pancakes.

And I don`t necessarily mean the silver dollar kind either.

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Male 157
Meh,
Small chests are so much nicer.
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Male 1,142
im repeating my self from a few weeks ago but find breasts that size very unattractive. especially fake ones.

my explanation of why offended someone last time so ill leave it at that.

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Male 1,647

The best part is the expression on the guy in the background.
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Male 1,866
agreed.
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Female 81
i think that`s also a test Hooters servers have to pass as well.
at least that`s what I heard.
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Male 1,263
The Beatles rock ^^^

anyway...thats perverted -.- people honestly shouldnt care about looks, ect. in my opinion

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Female 60
Thanks gucciprincss ^_^
I adore The Beatles.
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Female 2,695
stupid.
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Female 550
Yeah - that is great for guys, but I`m sure if women judged men that way, I wonder how many guys would say that is wrong.

BTW - I think it would be interesting to see some guys that can touch their manhood to the wall before their nose


judy_person - I LOVE your pic!! I`m a big Beatles fan! :-)

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Female 560
that was kinda dumb
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Male 559
was ok
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Female 60
sort of lame...
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Female 60
Link: She Passes [Rate Link] - The shallow man`s test for girlfriends. Possibly NSFW.
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