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Date: 04/07/07 02:06 AM

75 Responses to She Passes

  1. Profile photo of Beckii
    Beckii Female 13-17
    60 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 1:32 am
    Link: She Passes - The shallow man`s test for girlfriends. Possibly NSFW.
  2. Profile photo of judy_person
    judy_person Female 13-17
    60 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:09 am
    sort of lame...
  3. Profile photo of headwound
    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:09 am
    was ok
  4. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:16 am
    that was kinda dumb
  5. Profile photo of Gucciprincss
    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:19 am
    Yeah - that is great for guys, but I`m sure if women judged men that way, I wonder how many guys would say that is wrong.

    BTW - I think it would be interesting to see some guys that can touch their manhood to the wall before their nose


    judy_person - I LOVE your pic!! I`m a big Beatles fan! :-)

  6. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:20 am
    stupid.
  7. Profile photo of judy_person
    judy_person Female 13-17
    60 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:29 am
    Thanks gucciprincss ^_^
    I adore The Beatles.
  8. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:40 am
    The Beatles rock ^^^

    anyway...thats perverted -.- people honestly shouldnt care about looks, ect. in my opinion

  9. Profile photo of mollyluv77
    mollyluv77 Female 13-17
    81 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 3:10 am
    i think that`s also a test Hooters servers have to pass as well.
    at least that`s what I heard.
  10. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 3:16 am
    agreed.
  11. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 3:46 am

    The best part is the expression on the guy in the background.
  12. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 4:24 am
    im repeating my self from a few weeks ago but find breasts that size very unattractive. especially fake ones.

    my explanation of why offended someone last time so ill leave it at that.

  13. Profile photo of steerpike_
    steerpike_ Male 18-29
    157 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 4:35 am
    Meh,
    Small chests are so much nicer.
  14. Profile photo of dianne
    dianne Female 18-29
    80 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 5:06 am
    Besides, I bet her nipples are the size of pancakes.

    And I don`t necessarily mean the silver dollar kind either.

  15. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 5:07 am
    i didnt think any of the guys here would agree with me. on the last giant boobs link all the guys were acting like 13 year olds with a play boy magazine.
  16. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 5:07 am
    "anyway...thats perverted -.- people honestly shouldnt care about looks, ect. in my opinion"

    Would you have sex with an extremely ugly chick?

    Shallow means you have extremely high expectations, and no one can meet them. Doesn`t mean you cant have standards.


    "BTW - I think it would be interesting to see some guys that can touch their manhood to the wall before their nose"

    I can do that.

  17. Profile photo of Guest5386
    Guest5386 Female 18-29
    302 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 5:31 am
    Oh and yeah, there tons of people here who will be willing to have sex with a ugly person, and not because they are deseaperate and too drunk.

    No, intelligent people know that looks inst the only thing that matter. Yeah, a cute chicks is nice to bang, but listening to her talking to you for 4 hrs on how she sort her make up can be a pain too =P

    Can be embarassing too to have to look at her asking the waited if the green salad is just green, and how much calories there is in it...

    You know, the best will be to have a beautiful woman which is intelligent, clever and a have a great personnality.

    You want to bang mindless "chicks", you can have them dear, they waiting for you anyway ^_- others man will be happy to have them out of the way.

    But yeah, i mostly like a balanced body than over sized boobs >.> on a esthetic point of view of course. what the sentence? "they have to fit in the hand"? =P

  18. Profile photo of Guest5386
    Guest5386 Female 18-29
    302 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 5:32 am
    and i was about to say "I wish man will reconize women for something else than their boob`s size" but you know, thats not all the man...

    the man that worth it dont do it ^^*

    <3 you guys!

  19. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 5:49 am
    ok, thats a bit easy to do, even if you have no boobs, just stick your chest way out.
    No that hard.
  20. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 6:07 am
    I pass! but just about every girl can with the right bra.
  21. Profile photo of MaddieTheMad
    MaddieTheMad Female 13-17
    1 post
    April 7, 2007 at 6:17 am
    ;-/ Lol It Is Okay
  22. Profile photo of muckseen
    muckseen Female 18-29
    137 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 6:22 am
    True, Chicomimi, it`s really not that hard. Also, it works better if you have a small nose and a very good bra :D

    Now I`m not shallow at all, but I never believe people who say they absolutely don`t care what a person looks like as long as they`re intelligent or interesting. I think it`s part of human nature to care about your partners attractiveness. There`s a bit of natural selection in it, I suppose.

  23. Profile photo of phatzoma
    phatzoma Male 18-29
    312 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 6:32 am
    What if their beer gut touches the glass first?
  24. Profile photo of phatzoma
    phatzoma Male 18-29
    312 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 6:32 am
    You just might be a redneck!!!
  25. Profile photo of will_lee
    will_lee Male 18-29
    99 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 7:44 am
    BOOOOOBS
  26. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 8:04 am
    I don`t like this post. Simply because big-breasted chicks have many problems. especially if the rack is fake. they tend to be sluttier and bitchier. that adds up to being one bad gf indeed.
  27. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 8:33 am
    lol
  28. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 8:57 am
    "im repeating my self from a few weeks ago but find breasts that size very unattractive."

    Agreed. Too small. :-P

  29. Profile photo of MustangSusie
    MustangSusie Female 18-29
    281 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 8:57 am
    Lame---Fake boobs are lame. I bet that broad has more mass in her boobs than in her head.
  30. Profile photo of loopy_jr
    loopy_jr Male 13-17
    105 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 9:54 am
    "BTW - I think it would be interesting to see some guys that can touch their manhood to the wall before their nose"
    Pretty sad if you can`t.)-|
  31. Profile photo of dianne
    dianne Female 18-29
    80 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 10:04 am
    Loopy I`m assuming she meant while limp, not hard. In that case I`m not sure it would be an easy task.

    Otherwise I suggest you get some Enzyte.

  32. Profile photo of pamplemousse
    pamplemousse Female 18-29
    299 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 10:45 am
    Have fun dating fatties, all you who rely on the "test". :-P
  33. Profile photo of louz0r
    louz0r Male 18-29
    9 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 11:00 am
    "No, intelligent people know that looks inst the only thing that matter. Yeah, a cute chicks is nice to bang, but listening to her talking to you for 4 hrs on how she sort her make up can be a pain too =P"
    You claim that intelligent people know that looks don`t matter, but how intelligent is that statement? Just because a girl has big boobs or is cute she is an idiot...? Sounds like someone is jealous they have no boobs and were made fun of in high school =(
  34. Profile photo of All4nothing
    All4nothing Female 18-29
    127 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 11:24 am
    What an ass..... that reminds me of my school...guys wont even talk to you if your IQ is above ninety and your not blonde and busty.
  35. Profile photo of look215
    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 12:00 pm
    yeah, breasts that big normally = no/lack of brain. Someone who is hot is always great, but as soon as I learn that she`s dumb as rocks all attraction is completely gone.
  36. Profile photo of jadedwords
    jadedwords Female 13-17
    8 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 12:54 pm
    If I lean backwards I pass.

    I fall over... but at least I gain masculine approval?!

    Yay for me.

  37. Profile photo of bumblecock
    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 12:55 pm
    I like sluts with big juggs. And I`m not looking for a gf.
  38. Profile photo of LovexChelsey
    LovexChelsey Female 13-17
    193 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 1:19 pm
    0_o
    If I was her Id have some of my boob fat moved to my ass.
  39. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 1:45 pm
    are huge!! imagine her running! I would hate having those things, they look fake.
  40. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:37 pm
    Are you all g*y!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!
    There must be too many women on IAB. This should get a 4!!! Did you see those b*obs!!
    I thought that was a nice test. Most girls wouldn`t pass. Heh.
  41. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:59 pm
    bah, not enterntaining relly, omg! BOOBS! bah, its too early
  42. Profile photo of Jessica1608
    Jessica1608 Female 13-17
    199 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 3:09 pm
    I passed. I have big boobs, but I`m one of the smartest girls in my class, I`m not a slut.
    My boobs are natural, and I`m proud of them. Stop stereotyping girls with a larger-than-average bust, or we might think of stereotyping you. The thief is the first to cry "Thief"!
  43. Profile photo of anjetea
    anjetea Female 18-29
    17 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 3:45 pm
    Yay, I pass(32 DD)! Good thing my beau isn`t shallow - he wouldn`t put up with me for 3 years if not.
  44. Profile photo of anjetea
    anjetea Female 18-29
    17 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 3:49 pm
    ^^ by the way, they`re natural and I have a 128 IQ last time I tested. Maybe the bimbo with huge breasts theory only works with fake boobs.
  45. Profile photo of Crotchodile
    Crotchodile Female 70 & Over
    142 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 4:14 pm
    Fake boobs are nasty.
  46. Profile photo of poignance
    poignance Female 13-17
    15 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 5:01 pm
    I`d prefer having no boobs. They`re such a hindrance when I run... And sometimes it hurts to lie on my chest. :(
  47. Profile photo of bigsisjune
    bigsisjune Female 13-17
    214 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 5:41 pm
    "Are you all g*y!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!
    There must be too many women on IAB. This should get a 4!!! Did you see those b*obs!!
    I thought that was a nice test. Most girls wouldn`t pass. Heh."

    You`re one of the reasons people think Americans are idiots. I`m not arguing any further, as much as I could, because it isn`t worth it.

  48. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 7:25 pm
    Yea... giant 500 lbs sacks of fat are HOT....

    At a certain girth, they stop being breasts and become idiot magnets. Which is good, because all the idiots flock to the sacks of fat, and *if im lucky* the women with real breasts are left for me!!

  49. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 7:29 pm
    ew! It`s like Pamela Anderson fractions. So blimmin uneven its gross.

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  50. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 7:29 pm
    that didnt work.
  51. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 7:30 pm
    Example...
    Gorgeous

    Vomit time!

  52. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 7:49 pm
    A) I`m not fat or ugly.
    B) I`m not jealous. My boobs are as big as her, but what she paid for God gave me.
    C) Any woman with half a brain knows that girls who opt for anything bigger than a C cup are idiotic and or insecure. Smaller breasts outweight back pain and perverted looks anyday.
    D) Anyone can get bigger breast, but no one can get a bigger brain.
    E) I`d love to see how many men could measure up flaccid.
  53. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 7:49 pm
    Aw man, that`s so sad... I had a friend in high school who was the nicest girl, and she was skinny as a toothpick, except that her breasts were NATURALLY disproportiantely large... She got a lot of sympathy from me (I have 40GGs naturally, but I`m fat so I`m proporitonal), but all the idiotic guys around her were always staring and making comments...

    I feel sorry for this girl if they`re natural, but I say she deserves the kind of attention she gets if she got it done artificially...

  54. Profile photo of J_kackie
    J_kackie Female 18-29
    101 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 8:56 pm
    Oy...I have nothing against the girls that have big chests, but she looks so dispreportionate, which is kind of sad. Along with the back aches. (So hey, yay for big boobs?)
  55. Profile photo of SlippySanta
    SlippySanta Male 13-17
    147 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 10:07 pm
    To whoever said it would be interesting to see if you could touch your manhood to the wall before your nose...your nose juts out like half an inch. If your manhood can`t beat that, that`s really sad.
  56. Profile photo of SlippySanta
    SlippySanta Male 13-17
    147 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 10:08 pm
    Oh and by the way boobs are nice, but at this point it`s just getting unattractive.
  57. Profile photo of kylethehappy
    kylethehappy Male 13-17
    601 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 10:29 pm
    I adore the Beatles more than Judy. I have all of their cds, and all of their tapes. Ha.
  58. Profile photo of Wildshadow
    Wildshadow Female 13-17
    57 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 11:09 pm
    i`ve seen that.
  59. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 11:43 pm
    Can`t men be attracted to hot women and also want a deep relationship? That`s why I think open relataionships are fine, I consider sex alike to a game - both people enjoy doing it, and you let your boy/girlfriend play games with other people, right? Well, that goes on to my point that sex shouldn`t only be done out of love, but that humans have needs...

    I ramble. Point is, sex can be a way to express love for someone, but it can also be enjoyable when you don`t love someone for only physical reasons. Now go on saying how terrible I am.

  60. Profile photo of Maia_hee
    Maia_hee Female 18-29
    14 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 12:28 am
    I pass : )
  61. Profile photo of BirkirHe
    BirkirHe Male 13-17
    189 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 12:30 am
    People look at sex differently. I pity the fool that`s gonna say how terrible you are just because they belive something else.
  62. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 1:46 am
    God i just checked again, those things are the size of freaking blimps.
    they`re monsterous!
    sweet jesus..
  63. Profile photo of Ya_Mum
    Ya_Mum Male 13-17
    187 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 3:46 am
    bah i can easily do it with my crotch rocket even when im flaccid ;)
  64. Profile photo of dontclickme
    dontclickme Female 13-17
    93 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 3:51 am
    i tought it was for a show called next...honestly...i would fail lol,
  65. Profile photo of loopylaura
    loopylaura Female 18-29
    287 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 7:45 am
    Jessica1608
    Female, 13-17, Europe
    188 Posts Saturday, April 07, 2007 3:09:24 PM
    I passed. I have big boobs, but I`m one of the smartest girls in my class, I`m not a slut.
    My boobs are natural, and I`m proud of them. Stop stereotyping girls with a larger-than-average bust, or we might think of stereotyping you. The thief is the first to cry "Thief"!

    Same here.

  66. Profile photo of norwish
    norwish Female 18-29
    432 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 9:00 am
    lol, I`d fail.
  67. Profile photo of SweetDigit
    SweetDigit Female 13-17
    15 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 12:13 pm
    I pass, I pass, I passs!!!!!
    Sorry, that just excited me, `tis all ^_^"
    This would be fun to do with your mates, but it shouldn`t be a "test"...
  68. Profile photo of RachelAngie
    RachelAngie Female 18-29
    165 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 1:13 pm
    JUGS!

    Yeah, her boobs are shaped funny...

  69. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 2:07 pm
    boobies! boobies! boobies!

    oh, and men are pigs.

  70. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 4:27 pm
    too big... yea its not that attractive anymore.
  71. Profile photo of easilyscared
    easilyscared Male 13-17
    65 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 9:34 pm
    yea when they just get like HUGE its not even like pretty anymore
  72. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    April 9, 2007 at 5:14 pm
    Um I can do it and I havn`t got big boobs. My friend has problems zipping up her hoodies and stuff.
  73. Profile photo of LaurensK90
    LaurensK90 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    April 9, 2007 at 6:02 pm
    People say that girls with big and/or fake boobs don`t need to be stupid, but I think an intelligent girl would know that most men would not find the boobs in this post attractive, right? So my guess is, women who have their breasts enlarged are too stupid to realise men aren`t attracted by it.
  74. Profile photo of SlippySanta
    SlippySanta Male 13-17
    147 posts
    April 9, 2007 at 9:08 pm
    I think she was saying that girls with naturally large boobs aren`t stupid.
  75. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    meh, depends

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