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Date: 04/16/07 02:05 AM

78 Responses to Shakira Song Translated

  1. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 8:35 pm
    Link: Shakira Song Translated - So THAT`S what they`re saying.
  2. Profile photo of Shikyoko
    Shikyoko Female 18-29
    20 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 2:23 am
    False. I know a bit of spanish, and those were not the lyrics.
  3. Profile photo of BeanGreen
    BeanGreen Female 18-29
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    April 16, 2007 at 2:34 am
    Duh! They weren`t supposed to be the actual lyrics. I really hope you were trying to be ironic, Shikyoko, or else you`re kinda dumb!
  4. Profile photo of beeyooteeful
    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
    546 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 2:59 am
    Lol Shikyoko, you are hilarious.
  5. Profile photo of KickinDonkey
    KickinDonkey Male 13-17
    243 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 3:12 am
    pfft skakira is gay
  6. Profile photo of stereotypic
    stereotypic Male 18-29
    356 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 3:16 am
    I wouldn`t be surprised if those were the real lyrics.

  7. Profile photo of candy_apple
    candy_apple Female 18-29
    152 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 3:21 am
    hahaha! that was pretty funny!
  8. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 3:50 am
    I didn`t think it was funny. :-P
  9. Profile photo of razordragon
    razordragon Male 18-29
    336 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 4:04 am
    Scat
  10. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 4:09 am
    "I spend all day on the Internet,
    I look at pictures of girls I`ll never get..."

    The hell!?!? Is somebody looking in through MY windows??!
    "You know there are laws against that sort of thing..."

  11. Profile photo of red_raven
    red_raven Male 18-29
    75 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 4:17 am
    That was awesome, it combined a hot chick, funny dubbing and lots of mud, thats like my fantasy.

    P.S> KickinDonkey - If you dont like Shakira, you my friend, are in fact the homosexual.

  12. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 4:33 am
    She moves weird.
    And sounds like a guy.
  13. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 4:59 am
    I love Shakira.
    Those were defo not the lyrics, nowhere close.
    Not even entertaining and certainly not funny.
  14. Profile photo of WRXCJS
    WRXCJS Male 18-29
    32 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 4:59 am
    I still would hit it.
  15. Profile photo of StopSmiling
    StopSmiling Female 13-17
    331 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 6:00 am
    That wasn`t funny.

    It might have been if I had no knowledge of Spanish but I know enough to know that that was just silly.

  16. Profile photo of DoubtingTom
    DoubtingTom Male 13-17
    40 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 6:15 am
    The first lines were funny enough to keep me watching for the 3 minutes

    "stop shaking your tits and fix me something to eat"

  17. Profile photo of Ninnie
    Ninnie Female 18-29
    106 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 6:41 am
    Amusing. I love these lyric translation things.
  18. Profile photo of norwish
    norwish Female 18-29
    432 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 7:27 am
    Shakira is pretty weird... who knows... they just might be.
  19. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 7:32 am
    At least Shakira is better than Paulina Rubio who thinks she is the best...
  20. Profile photo of NorwayFTW
    NorwayFTW Male 13-17
    145 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 7:59 am
    "He makes love mostly to his han
    and than he watches TIVo..."

    I had no idea this song was so deep...

  21. Profile photo of arabking
    arabking Male 13-17
    147 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 8:03 am
    I HATE SHAKIRA"S VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    IT ALWAYS GETS ON MY FREAKIN" NERVES!!!!!!!!!!
  22. Profile photo of Kiger
    Kiger Female 13-17
    152 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 8:20 am
    Uhm, yea, I can still shake my hips just as much as her and I actually have some curves to me. SO HA, I win.
    =D
  23. Profile photo of Itsdude56
    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    888 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 8:22 am
    ROFL
    `my poo covered dance` LOLZ!!!!!!!
  24. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 8:26 am
    Some of the fake lyrics sounded like the song. Like when she says "ob-je-tivo" (purpose) they put TiVo instead. lol
  25. Profile photo of Figgy
    Figgy Male 18-29
    314 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 8:51 am
    I know Spanish, so this was funny :P The best parts is when the creator tries to think of words that vaguely sound like the Spanish words and overlays them :p
  26. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 9:25 am
    WOW, some of you really know how to state the obvious...

    FLB get a life twit.

  27. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 10:30 am
    lawl.
  28. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    April 16, 2007 at 10:50 am
    stop shaking your tix... and fix me something to eat... hahahahaha the best so far :P
  29. Profile photo of Mr-Womble
    Mr-Womble Male 18-29
    108 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 10:58 am
    whats wrong with mating and dancing in your own poo...........
    ok i`ll leave now
  30. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 11:23 am
    hahaha retardo
  31. Profile photo of Clayboy
    Clayboy Male 18-29
    651 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 11:49 am
    Shakira doesn`t sound like a guy, she sounds like a goat.
  32. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 11:55 am
    Man, she`s sexy. :-O
  33. Profile photo of Feral120
    Feral120 Male 13-17
    7 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 12:54 pm
    roflcopters!! I laughed because it said poo...
  34. Profile photo of ZazaPink
    ZazaPink Female 13-17
    243 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 1:19 pm
    [email protected]..
    ROFL!!!That was soooo funny I hope the do this top another spanish song...XD
  35. Profile photo of Coolboy81
    Coolboy81 Male 18-29
    68 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 1:22 pm
    This was damn funny lmao! I don`t know spanish very well (only a little bit but I wanna learn to speak it fluently) and I`ve never been too fond of this song so it was funny to read these "translated" lyrics haha. I`m definetly gonna save tis in my favorites on YouTube.
  36. Profile photo of Casta44
    Casta44 Male 13-17
    89 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 1:38 pm
    I live in Uruguay, and LaChica, I couldnt agree more. Paulina Rubio is a Fcuking Bi+ch. Just watch her `CRIBS` episode, see for yourself.

    As for the video it wasnt funny to me cos i know the lyrics. btw, both lyrics SUK BOTTOM! but yeh shakira is good.

  37. Profile photo of SerFox
    SerFox Male 18-29
    276 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 2:55 pm
    You know doubtless of how retarded people comment, they aren`t an effect of their sexuality.

    Stop being a bunch of f.ucking homophobes.

  38. Profile photo of Crazybob
    Crazybob Male 13-17
    3 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 3:20 pm
    wow, is everyone who speaks spanish this retarded? It`s what the lyrics are if you try to translate spanish into slurred english. We all know it`s really not about a tivo obsesssed masturbater who ogles an onion eating poo dancer.
  39. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 3:53 pm
    Love it~
  40. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 4:23 pm
    Wow, so that wasn`t funny
  41. Profile photo of trentoneli
    trentoneli Male 18-29
    258 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 4:24 pm
    am i the only one who thinks the way she dances/moves is more ridiculous than sexy?
  42. Profile photo of Kiger
    Kiger Female 13-17
    152 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 4:38 pm
    Of course not little Trent =3.
    She looks like she is in heat and mentally challenged (note when she is on her back on the table)
  43. Profile photo of kothar
    kothar Male 13-17
    59 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 4:48 pm
    i thought this was great. Probably is better than the real lyrics (i dont know them so meh). most foreign songs if you translate them seem weird. Different styles form different cultures i suppose........
  44. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 5:08 pm
    hehe
  45. Profile photo of baby_yn
    baby_yn Female 13-17
    10 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 5:13 pm
    LMAO..omg i wonder if her moves considered sexy in spain..cause like kiger mentioned..she looks mentally challenged..and theres 1 part where i thought she was gunna fall down and die cause of a seizureXD..btw the mud looked NASTY=S
  46. Profile photo of BeanGreen
    BeanGreen Female 18-29
    122 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 5:20 pm
    Her movements appear odd, but in fact they require some serious dance skill. She was doing isolations (moving only one section of the body at a time- in this case her rib cage and hips)which takes a lot of control, flexibility, body consiousness etc. Isolations are a traditional element of salsa dancing.
  47. Profile photo of skating247
    skating247 Female 13-17
    268 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 5:26 pm
    that video is retarded tho. so nasty!!!!
  48. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 5:38 pm
    thats not what she`s saying.
  49. Profile photo of trentoneli
    trentoneli Male 18-29
    258 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 5:44 pm
    little trent? :/

    even if it does take a lot of flexibility and..etc. haha, it still creeps me out

    especiallyyy when she was on the table.

    maybe i`m weird or something, but i REALLY don`t wanna see a girl drag herself across any surface using her butt.

  50. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 5:45 pm
    Everyone who thinks that was an actual translation and is crying out against it. Grab your computer and throw it out the window. NOW.
  51. Profile photo of Rufifi
    Rufifi Male 13-17
    480 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 5:47 pm
    now you have to clean your window roflmfao
  52. Profile photo of meepdude
    meepdude Male 13-17
    273 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 5:55 pm
    I agree with DoubtingTom. The part where he says "stop shaking your tits and fix me something to eat" was hilarious.
  53. Profile photo of josieflo
    josieflo Female 18-29
    145 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 6:30 pm
    CORNY!!! Shakira is too good.
  54. Profile photo of Kiger
    Kiger Female 13-17
    152 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 6:31 pm
    ^^^That was also random too..Oo...Damn spainish..=D
    And yesh..Little Trent =^x^=
  55. Profile photo of trentoneli
    trentoneli Male 18-29
    258 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 6:32 pm
    no me gusta.
  56. Profile photo of lirael927
    lirael927 Female 18-29
    109 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 6:59 pm
    i liked how they tried to make the "translated" lyrics rhyme. lol.
  57. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 7:22 pm
    Fave parts:

    Even though you`re really crazy, your obsessiveness makes me do the robot.

    She`s still pretty hot, even in poo i`d probably do her. (amen to that)

    ...and that`s just wrong, cause now you`ll have to clean you windows.

    :->

  58. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 7:29 pm
    HAHHAHAHHA HILARIOUS!
  59. Profile photo of dgomex
    dgomex Male 13-17
    5 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 7:31 pm
    retardos...im from mexico and i know spanish & english... it´s even funnier to me.
    watherver learn spanish, OF COURSE THOSE WEREN´T THE LYRICS!!!!!!!
    the song is called la tortura! (the torture)
  60. Profile photo of idolmonkey
    idolmonkey Female 18-29
    330 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 7:35 pm
    Even though I know what they`re saying && I really love shakira, I think this `translation` is hilarious!!
  61. Profile photo of BabiiGirl93
    BabiiGirl93 Female 13-17
    441 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 7:40 pm
    HAHAHHA!!!!!i liked the part about the sister watching....wow i luv that!!!!!i wish i cud dance like her - the wierd poop and face thing she dus.
  62. Profile photo of dontclickme
    dontclickme Female 13-17
    93 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 7:54 pm
    hahaha das funny! lol me an ma sister were laughing our butts off!! lol
  63. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 8:39 pm
    Are her contorted gyrations really considered sexy? She`s definitely hot, but can`t she just dance like a normal person and not show us the full rotation of her rib cage?
  64. Profile photo of RachelAngie
    RachelAngie Female 18-29
    165 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 8:41 pm
    Alejandro Sanz is hot.
  65. Profile photo of CLB1984
    CLB1984 Female 18-29
    63 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 10:15 pm
    Somebody had fun making up new lyrics...I loved the part at the end where the caption says "Now you`ll have to clean your window" and Alejandro Sanz actually looks shocked. XD
  66. Profile photo of _Snoopy_
    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 11:12 pm
    XD
    AHAHAHA
  67. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
    629 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 11:29 pm
    Uhh ooookkkkayyyy.
  68. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 11:55 pm
    She`s not Spanish okay!
    She`s Colombian.
  69. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    April 17, 2007 at 12:11 am
    "Monday, April 16, 2007 2:34:30 AM
    Duh! They weren`t supposed to be the actual lyrics. I really hope you were trying to be ironic, Shikyoko, or else you`re kinda dumb!"

    He wasnt trying to be ironic, its called sarcastic
    and, this was odd

  70. Profile photo of 1orochimaru
    1orochimaru Male 18-29
    46 posts
    April 17, 2007 at 6:45 am
    *dramatic* noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! thay removed it and i only sall a bit of it *drama* whyy did it have to come to thisss! *anger* damn it fuc.king fuc.k you fuc.king drate.rs who sall it >< damn you -.- *liveing whit it* ah well i can go to any site and find it again...
  71. Profile photo of 107249
    107249 Male 13-17
    210 posts
    April 17, 2007 at 2:32 pm
    Darn they removed it.
  72. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    April 18, 2007 at 11:35 am
    FU Kiger! And TY Yumii @_@.
  73. Profile photo of nachofoot
    nachofoot Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 18, 2007 at 5:17 pm
    Well, if someone knows where to download the new version, post it here or let me know plz. YouTube sucks!
  74. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 7:32 pm
    omg im soooo sad its gone i love this video so i came back to see it and its not here...
  75. Profile photo of gorgokid333
    gorgokid333 Male 13-17
    227 posts
    August 23, 2007 at 9:01 pm
    i hate shakira.
  76. Profile photo of Vestin
    Vestin Male 18-29
    1 post
    February 10, 2008 at 9:38 am
    It`s back on YouTube ^^`.
  77. Profile photo of Justbeodd
    Justbeodd Female 13-17
    250 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 8:41 am
    It looks funny... But it doesnt work. And the link is broke too. Sorry Vestin.

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