Shakira Song Translated

Submitted by: Dextrine 9 years ago Funny

So THAT"S what they"re saying.
There are 78 comments:
Female 250
It looks funny... But it doesnt work. And the link is broke too. Sorry Vestin.
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Male 1
It`s back on YouTube ^^`.
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Male 227
i hate shakira.
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Male 1,725
omg im soooo sad its gone i love this video so i came back to see it and its not here...
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Male 1
Well, if someone knows where to download the new version, post it here or let me know plz. YouTube sucks!
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Female 920
FU Kiger! And TY Yumii @_@.
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Male 210
Darn they removed it.
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Male 46
*dramatic* noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! thay removed it and i only sall a bit of it *drama* whyy did it have to come to thisss! *anger* damn it fuc.king fuc.k you fuc.king drate.rs who sall it >< damn you -.- *liveing whit it* ah well i can go to any site and find it again...
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Male 701
"Monday, April 16, 2007 2:34:30 AM
Duh! They weren`t supposed to be the actual lyrics. I really hope you were trying to be ironic, Shikyoko, or else you`re kinda dumb!"

He wasnt trying to be ironic, its called sarcastic
and, this was odd

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Female 1,382
She`s not Spanish okay!
She`s Colombian.
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Male 629
Uhh ooookkkkayyyy.
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Female 1,252
XD
AHAHAHA
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Female 63
Somebody had fun making up new lyrics...I loved the part at the end where the caption says "Now you`ll have to clean your window" and Alejandro Sanz actually looks shocked. XD
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Female 165
Alejandro Sanz is hot.
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Female 781
Are her contorted gyrations really considered sexy? She`s definitely hot, but can`t she just dance like a normal person and not show us the full rotation of her rib cage?
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Female 93
hahaha das funny! lol me an ma sister were laughing our butts off!! lol
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Female 441
HAHAHHA!!!!!i liked the part about the sister watching....wow i luv that!!!!!i wish i cud dance like her - the wierd poop and face thing she dus.
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Female 330
Even though I know what they`re saying && I really love shakira, I think this `translation` is hilarious!!
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Male 5
retardos...im from mexico and i know spanish & english... it´s even funnier to me.
watherver learn spanish, OF COURSE THOSE WEREN´T THE LYRICS!!!!!!!
the song is called la tortura! (the torture)
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Male 2,781
HAHHAHAHHA HILARIOUS!
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Male 2,513
Fave parts:

Even though you`re really crazy, your obsessiveness makes me do the robot.

She`s still pretty hot, even in poo i`d probably do her. (amen to that)

...and that`s just wrong, cause now you`ll have to clean you windows.

:->

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Female 109
i liked how they tried to make the "translated" lyrics rhyme. lol.
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Male 258
no me gusta.
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Female 152
^^^That was also random too..Oo...Damn spainish..=D
And yesh..Little Trent =^x^=
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Female 145
CORNY!!! Shakira is too good.
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Male 273
I agree with DoubtingTom. The part where he says "stop shaking your tits and fix me something to eat" was hilarious.
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Male 480
now you have to clean your window roflmfao
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Male 2,486
Everyone who thinks that was an actual translation and is crying out against it. Grab your computer and throw it out the window. NOW.
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Male 258
little trent? :/

even if it does take a lot of flexibility and..etc. haha, it still creeps me out

especiallyyy when she was on the table.

maybe i`m weird or something, but i REALLY don`t wanna see a girl drag herself across any surface using her butt.

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Female 1,025
thats not what she`s saying.
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Female 268
that video is retarded tho. so nasty!!!!
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Female 122
Her movements appear odd, but in fact they require some serious dance skill. She was doing isolations (moving only one section of the body at a time- in this case her rib cage and hips)which takes a lot of control, flexibility, body consiousness etc. Isolations are a traditional element of salsa dancing.
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Female 10
LMAO..omg i wonder if her moves considered sexy in spain..cause like kiger mentioned..she looks mentally challenged..and theres 1 part where i thought she was gunna fall down and die cause of a seizureXD..btw the mud looked NASTY=S
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Female 655
hehe
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Male 59
i thought this was great. Probably is better than the real lyrics (i dont know them so meh). most foreign songs if you translate them seem weird. Different styles form different cultures i suppose........
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Female 152
Of course not little Trent =3.
She looks like she is in heat and mentally challenged (note when she is on her back on the table)
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Male 258
am i the only one who thinks the way she dances/moves is more ridiculous than sexy?
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Male 623
Wow, so that wasn`t funny
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Male 1,228
Love it~
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Male 3
wow, is everyone who speaks spanish this retarded? It`s what the lyrics are if you try to translate spanish into slurred english. We all know it`s really not about a tivo obsesssed masturbater who ogles an onion eating poo dancer.
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Male 276
You know doubtless of how retarded people comment, they aren`t an effect of their sexuality.

Stop being a bunch of f.ucking homophobes.

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Male 89
I live in Uruguay, and LaChica, I couldnt agree more. Paulina Rubio is a Fcuking Bi+ch. Just watch her `CRIBS` episode, see for yourself.

As for the video it wasnt funny to me cos i know the lyrics. btw, both lyrics SUK BOTTOM! but yeh shakira is good.

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Male 68
This was damn funny lmao! I don`t know spanish very well (only a little bit but I wanna learn to speak it fluently) and I`ve never been too fond of this song so it was funny to read these "translated" lyrics haha. I`m definetly gonna save tis in my favorites on YouTube.
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Female 243
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ROFL!!!That was soooo funny I hope the do this top another spanish song...XD
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Male 7
roflcopters!! I laughed because it said poo...
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Female 1,984
Man, she`s sexy. :-O
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Male 650
Shakira doesn`t sound like a guy, she sounds like a goat.
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Male 1,364
hahaha retardo
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Male 108
whats wrong with mating and dancing in your own poo...........
ok i`ll leave now
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Male 4,393
stop shaking your tix... and fix me something to eat... hahahahaha the best so far :P
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Female 2,695
lawl.
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Male 2,796
WOW, some of you really know how to state the obvious...

FLB get a life twit.

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Male 314
I know Spanish, so this was funny :P The best parts is when the creator tries to think of words that vaguely sound like the Spanish words and overlays them :p
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Male 1,003
Some of the fake lyrics sounded like the song. Like when she says "ob-je-tivo" (purpose) they put TiVo instead. lol
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Male 888
ROFL
`my poo covered dance` LOLZ!!!!!!!
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Female 152
Uhm, yea, I can still shake my hips just as much as her and I actually have some curves to me. SO HA, I win.
=D
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Male 147
I HATE SHAKIRA"S VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT ALWAYS GETS ON MY FREAKIN" NERVES!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 145
"He makes love mostly to his han
and than he watches TIVo..."

I had no idea this song was so deep...

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Female 1,596
At least Shakira is better than Paulina Rubio who thinks she is the best...
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Female 432
Shakira is pretty weird... who knows... they just might be.
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Female 106
Amusing. I love these lyric translation things.
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Male 40
The first lines were funny enough to keep me watching for the 3 minutes

"stop shaking your tits and fix me something to eat"

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Male 147
Monday, April 16, 2007 2:23:46 AM
"False. I know a bit of spanish, and those were not the lyrics. "
no sh*t
funny translation though lol
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Female 331
That wasn`t funny.

It might have been if I had no knowledge of Spanish but I know enough to know that that was just silly.

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Male 32
I still would hit it.
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Female 1,228
I love Shakira.
Those were defo not the lyrics, nowhere close.
Not even entertaining and certainly not funny.
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Female 1,382
She moves weird.
And sounds like a guy.
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Male 75
That was awesome, it combined a hot chick, funny dubbing and lots of mud, thats like my fantasy.

P.S> KickinDonkey - If you dont like Shakira, you my friend, are in fact the homosexual.

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Male 4,246
"I spend all day on the Internet,
I look at pictures of girls I`ll never get..."

The hell!?!? Is somebody looking in through MY windows??!
"You know there are laws against that sort of thing..."

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Male 336
Scat
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Male 991
I didn`t think it was funny. :-P
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Female 152
hahaha! that was pretty funny!
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Male 356
I wouldn`t be surprised if those were the real lyrics.

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Male 243
pfft skakira is gay
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Female 546
Lol Shikyoko, you are hilarious.
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Female 122
Duh! They weren`t supposed to be the actual lyrics. I really hope you were trying to be ironic, Shikyoko, or else you`re kinda dumb!
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Female 20
False. I know a bit of spanish, and those were not the lyrics.
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Male 483
Link: Shakira Song Translated [Rate Link] - So THAT`S what they`re saying.
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