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Date: 04/26/07 03:12 AM

87 Responses to Report Card

  1. Profile photo of crazydaiz
    crazydaiz Female 18-29
    251 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 2:48 am
    Link: Report Card - Parents go crazy over their departed child`s grades in this absurd film. WARNING: Strong Language.
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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 3:16 am
    lmao!

    "He was laying there in that hospital bed for like 6 months! He had pleanty of time to do his homework!"

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    ICN Male 18-29
    336 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 3:20 am
    feels like home

    *warm fuzzies*

  4. Profile photo of bjbj1991
    bjbj1991 Male 13-17
    129 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 3:29 am
    Everyone wants the perfect child.....few recieve.
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    MitchelHunt Male 13-17
    161 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 3:45 am
    olde english = too funny :D
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2007 at 3:47 am
    Just like that Rowan Atkinson skit "Fatal Beatings" except backwards: Everyone`s sad but the parents.

    Question: If the kid`s in the hospital for six months, why would he even GET a report card??

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    quixoto Male 18-29
    58 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 3:59 am
    I feel vaguely offended for some reason.
  8. Profile photo of Hungwell
    Hungwell Male 18-29
    410 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 4:03 am
    Wow....this so wrong...but funny
  9. Profile photo of sugapuss6969
    sugapuss6969 Female 18-29
    26 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 4:13 am
    bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha....i hope one day, God willing, i`ll be that kind of mother...*fingers crossed*
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    jebler Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2007 at 4:47 am
    i hope to so sugapuss9696. also hope that someday your child snaps and shoots you in your sleep.
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    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 5:11 am
    ............I feel a depression coming over me! Pleas kill me.
  12. Profile photo of crazyivan69
    crazyivan69 Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2007 at 5:39 am
    Having just become a father, i find it offensive to even joke about a child`s death. However i can appreciate the comedic aspect...
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    Goldfishgal Female 18-29
    426 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 5:54 am
    This really isn`t funny at all..
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    pvj2000 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 6:07 am
    If they could act it would have been alot more funny.
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    notapervert Male 13-17
    2568 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 6:07 am
    <_<
  16. Profile photo of midori05
    midori05 Female 18-29
    221 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 7:06 am
    oooh... I can relate to that. sometimes my grandparents, mother, and aunt act that way.

    damn motherdraters

  17. Profile photo of WhereDidItGo
    WhereDidItGo Male 13-17
    66 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 8:04 am
    "He sure had plenty of time to fight for his life!" "And he STILL lost!" "LOSER!"
    lmfao
  18. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 8:11 am
    This was really hard for me to see as funny o_O;;

    but some of it certainly was :)

  19. Profile photo of efst
    efst Female 30-39
    327 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 8:18 am
    As a mother joking about any child even a made up one, to me it`s just not funny.
  20. Profile photo of mountanddo
    mountanddo Female 40-49
    45 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 8:27 am
    Stupid. I`m sorry I watched so much of it.
  21. Profile photo of serfis
    serfis Male 18-29
    32 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 8:28 am
    joking about dead children aside, i found it hilarious

    "I don`t like classical music.."

    "I HATE BABIES!!!"

    oh man, too many funny lines in there

  22. Profile photo of sweetescape
    sweetescape Female 13-17
    10 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 9:33 am
    i thought it was rather boring, but then again i am only 16 and don`t really relate to parents...the acting was crap! >.<
  23. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 9:51 am
    Worst acting ever.
  24. Profile photo of Demogorgon66
    Demogorgon66 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 9:53 am
    That was so drating stupid. Its not even funny to be joking about that kinda poo. drat that.
  25. Profile photo of NyQ
    NyQ Male 18-29
    375 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 10:06 am
    haha..."Let`s go dig the f*cker up"
  26. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1003 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 10:47 am
    I don`t find this funny, and yet I do.
  27. Profile photo of smurfette69
    smurfette69 Female 18-29
    300 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 11:42 am
    disturbing, yet at the same time hilarious
  28. Profile photo of BeanGreen
    BeanGreen Female 18-29
    122 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 11:47 am
    Wow. They stole my parents and put them in a movie.
  29. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 12:00 pm
    hahaha reminds me a another video

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKnloiM-0Ns

  30. Profile photo of Drahcir
    Drahcir Male 13-17
    144 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 1:36 pm
    quite scary but funny too ^^.
  31. Profile photo of IrishRose12
    IrishRose12 Female 18-29
    172 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 1:42 pm
    that.was.so.stupid
  32. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
    996 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 1:51 pm
    Brilliant! The acting wasn`t that good, but the concept is awesome. Most humour is about pain, dunno why some are complaining. There`s an extremely good passage about the concept of humour in "Stranger in a Strange Land", highly recommendable.
    But anyway, it being shocking to some makes it even funnier :)
  33. Profile photo of Titantodd
    Titantodd Male 18-29
    40 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 2:30 pm
    That was awful. As much as I like bad taste comedy I couldn`t laugh once at that video. The acting was more wooden than an oak tree and the `jokes` were simply offensive.
  34. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 2:55 pm
    "-With Santa and the Easter Rabbit!"
    Sadface...Looks like hes about to cry..
    "Your brother got a C MINUS!"
    THAT MOTHER F*CKER!


    Oh the hilarity.

  35. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 3:06 pm
    That was stupid.
  36. Profile photo of southkal3
    southkal3 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 3:07 pm
    Now that was funny.
    In a funny way.
    and the acting made it even better
    ;)
  37. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 3:57 pm
    It`s so funny how stupid people can be. Like how people don`t think about what homework means. I have a friend who`s been held back 4 years in a row in his math class, because he`s gotten As on every single test and quiz but refuses to do homework.
  38. Profile photo of Alycat9009
    Alycat9009 Female 13-17
    4 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 3:58 pm
    that is sad:( i didnt like that they said those things about their dead child... also the acting sucked, who cries like that seriously, and wtf was up with the other boy... wierdo!!

    Aly

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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 4:00 pm
    Everyone wants the perfect parent.....few recieve.
  40. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 4:01 pm
    Gawdamn, good thing the kid is DEAD! who knows what those parents would do to him after reading the report card and having him still be ALIVE.
  41. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 4:03 pm
    "Fed, read, the kid is DEAD!"
  42. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 4:09 pm
    what a piece of poo.
  43. Profile photo of 107249
    107249 Male 13-17
    210 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 4:17 pm
    Meh. Slightly lol`d.
  44. Profile photo of plowerd
    plowerd Male 18-29
    334 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 4:19 pm
    that was the dumbest I am a pretty pretty little girling thing ive ever seen in my life.
  45. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 4:28 pm
    LOL XD `Hey! Lets go dig the fxxker up!`
    `I`ll get the shovel!`
  46. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 4:46 pm
    saw it already. twas definitely funny.
  47. Profile photo of Kanashii
    Kanashii Female 13-17
    359 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 4:55 pm
    "Rodney Dangerfield`s rancid ass juice!"

    XD Ew. That was really bad, too, it was stupid. Still got a chuckle out of me, in the long run.

  48. Profile photo of seanromm2151
    seanromm2151 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 5:16 pm
    lol
  49. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 5:16 pm
    B-| insane...family.
  50. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 5:32 pm
    just like my parents... but im not dead... :P
  51. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 5:37 pm
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq9uUxj8J...
  52. Profile photo of skating247
    skating247 Female 13-17
    268 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 5:41 pm
    i know parents like that. one person at my school got in trouble for a 95% in biology! personally that is really good.
  53. Profile photo of innocent1
    innocent1 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 5:52 pm
    :( that actually kinda ticked me off. Poor dead kid.
  54. Profile photo of ditzy_chic14
    ditzy_chic14 Female 13-17
    74 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 6:08 pm
    I didn`t find that funny at all.The acting was awful and what they were acting out was stupid
  55. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 6:29 pm
    Lol. When she talks to the principal on the phone, she was like "GO f*ck yourself you roosterpenis!!!" lmao
  56. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 6:30 pm
    rooster=co*k
  57. Profile photo of butta397
    butta397 Female 18-29
    175 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 6:58 pm
    Sounds like when I was in school....
  58. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 7:36 pm
    Very stupid..
    not funny..
    acting was pooty...
  59. Profile photo of Seijinumaru
    Seijinumaru Female 18-29
    17 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 8:05 pm
    Wtf? What`s my mom doing on you-tube?
  60. Profile photo of surf831
    surf831 Male 13-17
    117 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 8:18 pm
    WTF?
  61. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 8:39 pm
    funny but kinda wrong
  62. Profile photo of Markoloid
    Markoloid Male 18-29
    55 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 9:26 pm
    Not that good acting but i gotta say the topic was pretty damn good. The ending song pulled it together. Since that is like one of the most overused funeral songs ever.
  63. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 9:28 pm
    hahaha i love it =]
  64. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 9:39 pm
    Kinda funny... but I seriously know parents who would be, eh, similar to this. Not cussing, but if they got their dead child`s report card, the overall feeling would be similar.
    That`s why you get low grades to begin with, so you set your parents` expectations low, and when you get a B or above, they`re like "Yay!"
    :]
  65. Profile photo of Assassin_963
    Assassin_963 Male 13-17
    205 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 10:22 pm
    I swear thats how my parents are, gay video.Mario-The hardest level is sooooooooooo much funnier
  66. Profile photo of Sunshine811
    Sunshine811 Female 13-17
    14 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 10:41 pm
    I feel kind of guilty for laughing.

    Oh well.

  67. Profile photo of la_flauta
    la_flauta Female 13-17
    8 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 11:29 pm
    Not funny.
    Normally I would laugh, sad to say. However, recently life has been put into perspective.
  68. Profile photo of la_flauta
    la_flauta Female 13-17
    8 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 11:34 pm
    Not funny.
    Normally I would laugh, sad to say. However, recently life has been put into perspective.
  69. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
    629 posts
    April 27, 2007 at 12:03 am
    Too much language and it stopped getting funny after a while.
  70. Profile photo of yaoninja
    yaoninja Male 13-17
    90 posts
    April 27, 2007 at 2:00 am
    that was funny especially the little brother and the bad acting made it funnier
  71. Profile photo of DarkeWolf
    DarkeWolf Male 18-29
    21 posts
    April 27, 2007 at 9:26 am
    o_O Thats sick...but the commentary was kinda funny...Hay, lets go dig that f*cker up!

    I`LL GO GET THE SHOVELS!

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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    April 27, 2007 at 2:41 pm
    He didn`t seem all that busy when he was fighting for his life, a fight he LOST! LOSER!
  73. Profile photo of krisley
    krisley Male 18-29
    525 posts
    April 27, 2007 at 3:04 pm
    a C-? that motherfer! i hope he`s in hell drinking up rodnet dangerfields acidic ass juice! omg! lol!!!
  74. Profile photo of krisley
    krisley Male 18-29
    525 posts
    April 27, 2007 at 3:06 pm
    i agree with sunshine though, mario-hardest level was freaking hilarious!!
  75. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    April 27, 2007 at 3:57 pm
    wtf, he only got a C-, lets kill the fooka, oh wait, he`s already dead, who the fook killed him, oh wait he died in hospital for some unknown reason, well that makes sense, my life is so much better now i know that, btw yes i am a complete crazy guy, yay, and no im not on drugs, but if that dead dude was, it was probably that what killed him, oh well, it sucks to be a loser, i know i am one.
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    0606pg Male 18-29
    67 posts
    April 27, 2007 at 4:15 pm
    Not funny.
  77. Profile photo of EisforPANTS
    EisforPANTS Male 13-17
    615 posts
    April 27, 2007 at 6:06 pm
    I don`t think this is funny...it makes me think of a student at my school who died recently...
  78. Profile photo of linkcma
    linkcma Male 18-29
    302 posts
    April 27, 2007 at 8:37 pm
    Am I the only one who found that extremely hilarious and not offended? Also most humor is distasteful if you haven`t noticed.
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    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    April 27, 2007 at 9:43 pm
    No, link, you`re not the only one who found this exteremely funny. By the end of that vid I thougth for sure that the poor f*cker offed himself to get away from them. The class participation part was funny as hell. Kind of hard to participate from a hospital bed.
    LMAO!

    That`s the whole beauty of humor. They make sad situations funny, and bearable.

  80. Profile photo of Marine5
    Marine5 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    April 28, 2007 at 1:27 am
    I thought it was hilarious, with the offesnive part aside, most parents do act like that nowadays, and I laugh at them too. It is sad to see what happens to some kids when their parents pressure rubs off on them.
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    xbox011190 Male 18-29
    140 posts
    April 28, 2007 at 4:30 am
    MILF MILF MILF
  82. Profile photo of Lord_Savior
    Lord_Savior Male 18-29
    177 posts
    April 29, 2007 at 1:02 pm
    Lol
    "Yea! A fight which he LOST!"
    "LOSER"
  83. Profile photo of sayian17
    sayian17 Male 13-17
    63 posts
    April 29, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    Some familys are not meant to be.
  84. Profile photo of phoenix6
    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    May 2, 2007 at 8:42 am
    He`s fed, read, he`s dead!

    LMFAO!!

  85. Profile photo of 13Jessy27
    13Jessy27 Female 18-29
    74 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 6:58 pm
    WTF????
  86. Profile photo of nescient1
    nescient1 Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2007 at 11:22 am
    lmfao!!

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