Ms. Dewey

Submitted by: natakalt 10 years ago in Entertainment
http://msdewey.com/

An interesting take on search engine possibilities. She changes it each time.
There are 45 comments:
Male 506
I typed in poop and she said the technical term is poo.
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Female 1,172
I thought it was cool at first but she takes too long to load
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Male 2,005
well the only thing that i typed in that was good was kiss, lolz, guy sees girl, guy gets girl, girl gets riped to shreds by horribly dissfigured psycopathic monkey, guy gets monkey... rotfl. oh and i typed porn and she said safety first.
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Male 18
She kept insulting me and spewing out random crap eg are you telling me that if I become a man and gain 400 lb`s then i`ll win something, Ricardo send in the double beef burger (no joke). I typed in "chicken" and she pulled out a rubber chicken, told me useless trivia about rooster fighting and then made a crappy sex joke.
She is like talking to a brick wall, I insult her and do you know what she comes out with?
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Male 712
Is it just me, or does she remind you of Hilary from The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air?
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Male 1,866
takes too long.. annoying.. girl is ugly...
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Male 77
Wait, someone already said that... nvm... But still do it. Funny as hell! and right now, I was idle and she said she was gonna rule the world.
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Male 77
Holy crap, type in "gangster"! :-D
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Male 224
put in ganster
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Male 117
I dont get it. She pulled out a gun for no reason once, but that was it.
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Male 870
[quote]On 4/23/2007 7:48:26 PM DanTycoon wrote: "Hello" - "It is better to say nothing at all and appear stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." Good advice.[/quote]
Mark Twain.
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Female 268
strangly entertaining. i think that i just got stupider from that tho. mayb i should read a book or something...
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Male 30
I told her to eat a cookie...and popcorn magically appared and she looked like she was watching a movie...apparently it`s a tradgedy.

"Hello" - "It is better to say nothing at all and appear stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." Good advice.

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Male 1,228
How do I make a million dollars?

She just utters random crap! >:0

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Female 560
what the hell i have not been at the pub all day
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Female 42
i posted this like 3 months ago
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Female 432
She got very angry when I asked about video games... O_o
Started cussinga at me and talking about rentals...
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Male 404
lol type in strip
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Female 1,065
She`s hot :D

Also.. interesting for about a minute but then.. meh.. google is faster, more efficient sorry Ms. Dewey.

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Male 581
hehe type in gangster...
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Male 115
i lost 50 IQ points by watching this crap
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Male 82
I searched for porn. She didn`t say anything.

XD

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Male 266
i typed in "video games" and she got all ghetto on me and cussed me out. haha. she`s HOT
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Male 237
She`s lovely, she can lasoo me anyday.
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Male 40
Sorry, I`m wrong, It`s poo full stop. Like those really stupid "If you would like to... press one" "To... press two" answering machines. She talks out of her a**hole.
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Male 40
Wow... there is infinite scope for dirty/inappropriate questions you can ask this thing, aside from that, it`s poo. I`ll be back when I`ve finished asking it dirty/inappropriate questions.
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Male 2,720
I told her to eat a banana. And she did.
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Male 121
so basically google except with something sexy to look at. then again that G out of google....
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Male 946
hmm i aint got sound but hu needs it eh?
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Male 8
HER JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY...
useless...pointless...
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Male 838
The girl is FIIIIIINE!
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Male 68
She does say fun, search specific things for MANY different topics... you just need to choose the right words.
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Male 68
One of my college courses required us to use this search engine... our teacher was also a perv... lol!
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Female 150
Mmmm.... Papi from the L word
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Male 1,142
that was entertaining for about 10 minutes.

searched anal sex and she got out a helmet and condoms then says something like safety first.

searched origami and she tells me i must be confused..

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Male 14
wow. completely pointless...

At first I thought she might do something cool, like actually answer my very simple question.

But, uh, nope. Just rambles on about crap then brings up irrelevant search results.

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Female 95
A bit baffling. But she`s lovely.
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Female 331
It confused me.
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Male 210
She is hot!
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Male 2,616
must...search...more
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Male 9
naspa...
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Female 526
Lame.
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Male 80
This is useless. A microsoft initiative. DIE!
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Male 30
meh
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Female 1,697
Link: Ms. Dewey [Rate Link] - An interesting take on search engine possibilities. She changes it each time.
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