Momma`s Boy

Submitted by: greatbipin 10 years ago in Entertainment

Having trouble cutting the cord. Yuck.
There are 81 comments:
Male 240
the pic of bush is photoshoped in
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Female 7
wow?
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Female 198
lol love how she looked at the motorcycle, then at the cord, thinking `no way, i`d rather cut the cord than get on THAT!`
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Male 220
That was the most retarded thing I have ever seen in my life, whoever wrote that script is retarded. It made no sense at all, if you know how babies work.
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Male 21
that was weird i mean watg would the mom do if he was having sex make it a three way
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Female 576
mehhhhhhhh?
O.O
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Male 1,228
I can just imagine the cord breaking and him screaming "Im Free!"
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Male 11
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Female 127
That "cord" looked very nasty. I mean, just, ick.
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Male 381
hang on hang on hang on......

royle enfield still make bikes :-O :-O :-O

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Male 79
o dear god i couldnt finish watching it ;-/
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Female 2,552
Ew. What a weird mom lol. And I would cut it in my sleep!
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Female 281
EEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 1,882
...wtf? Nice bike though.
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Female 799
Ew, that was gross.
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Male 24
RE:odd, but i get the point ME TOO BUT IT IS GROSS AND JUST STOP NOW OR THIS WELL GO ON FOREVER
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Male 40
WTF )-|
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Female 110
I cant make sense of it no matter how I try. But YUCKO
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Female 340
Giving the saying `tied to your mummys apron strings` a whole new meaning....Loved the `keep placenta in her pants` comment...funny as fook!
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Female 280
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Male 580
Blech.
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Male 10
In Living Color did this in many repeat skits with a pre-Ace Ventura Jim Carrey and Kelly Coffield back in the early 90s. Man, many of you were either not born or still in diapers back then. I feel old.
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Female 1,492
that was flippin` nasty
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Male 14
"Apart form the fact the cord is attached to the placenta, which come out about 10mins after the birth of a baby; you know i could have made sense."

^^exactly what i was thinking

Tuesday, April 10, 2007 9:17:23 AM
hmmm so she kept the placenta in her pants:S
^^not somthing i ever needed to hear

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Male 1,866
kinda gross.
hahaha, but funny.
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Female 1,470
A great way to stay with your child forever
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Male 56
It would eventually fall out on its own....
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Female 1,407
~sqirm~

Too surreal...~_~

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Male 907
Who had the idea to pitch that idea!?!?!?!?!

That wasn`t even clever! Who had the sick mind to say:

"I KNOW! Lets advertise the motorcycle by having a kid attached to his mother by an ambilacle cord and escapes by getting the motor cycle!"

And then the sick bastard who says:
"BRILLIANT IDEA! I`ll get right on it, make sure to make the birth seen real bloody and the cord look like it`s rotting yet stiff and hard!"

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE! I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW! The commercial would be much funnier and less disgusting had they just had a mother-in-law who was attached to her son.

OH, and then he could have he and his mom NERVOUSLY get on the back of motorcycle with him....(cut to next seen) *you cannot see the mom in the back, instead you see the back of his shirt that says "The b*tch fell off"* and he picks up his girl at the apartment 8-)

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Female 13
that was awesome!
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Male 701
odd, but i get the point
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Male 147
That was probably the most original idea i have ever seen. what disgusted me is that they filmed it rather proffesionally and that it was the most disturbing video i have ever seen.
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Female 330
The ad may have been actually good... without the cord.
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Male 1,364
that was just disgusting
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Male 1,825
ew
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Female 670
Wouldn`t it like... rot? Ew...
That makes my belly-button hurt!
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Male 38
Boring and disgusting.
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Male 147
lol he hangs the baby upsidedown from his feet
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Female 815
Lol...I bet he gets all the ladies. I`m not sure whether i`m talking about the bike or being sarcastic about the umbilical cord.
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Male 131
I WANT THAT BIKE.
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Male 1,142
i dont know why but ill explane to emzie21 why it seemed to be coming from her belly button. if you have something hanging out of your vagina and are putting pants on what do you do? you pull it up over the waist of the pants.
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Female 15
that was a very weird video
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2,767
little weird.
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Female 190
You`d think it`d crumble and break before that or something.
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Female 88
itz like so ....
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Male 1,485
very cool
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Female 532
Um, ew... Good commercial, but... ew.
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Female 88

im surprised he didnt try cutting it when he was a kid..he has...`things` to deal w/...hmmm.
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Female 88
wow. just, wow.
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Female 395
Okie, that was a little weird...wasn`t there something like that on that show In Living Color back in the 90`s? Or was it MadTV? I can`t remember. By the time he got his new little bike he was looking pretty hot though...
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Male 576
After a couple of days the cord would dry up and resemble something like beef jerky. Now I`m sorry, but there`s no way I could go 18 years without eating that bad boy.
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Male 1,024
besides, the cord would prob atrophy and die anyway.
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Male 1,024
bizarre.

wait, let me get this.
she`s got a cord hanging out her vag for 20 years?
this is just kinda dumb.

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Male 949
Poor kid. Thankfully it`s only a commercial.
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Female 174
first off it wouldn`t come straight out of her belly button across like that, it would come down through her legs! lol! But yeh that was gross!
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Male 703
great comercial... but did they have to do it that way?
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Male 737
Nasty.
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Male 1,704
what a werid idea.
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Female 403
`lovely` beginning, and an odd commercial
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Male 284
+twitches+ thats was odd.....
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Female 679
Yeugh
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Female 62
hmmm so she kept the placenta in her pants:S
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Male 1,263
*eye twitch*
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Male 838
It almost looked like my mom...without the cord!
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Female 795
whaat?? that were damn nasty :(
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Female 39
Apart form the fact the cord is attached to the placenta, which come out about 10mins after the birth of a baby; you know i could have made sense.
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Male 888
Eww man. Eww.
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Male 1,142
umm... ok. that was just strange. it made me think of the movie grandma`s boy
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Female 1,228
Loved it!
great concept and well presented.
Love the bike. . .aaaahhhhhhhh:-)
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Female 344
That was nasty....

Mom`s boy....yuck

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Male 1,354
Funny, but he`s still a momma`s boy in that sissy fake leather jacket.
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Male 336
ok then? I`m surprised the kid didn`t try to cut it earlier. Especially if he had "urges"
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Male 82
Lo.....l?
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Male 193
Ripoff of a saturday night live skit
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Male 193
Weird.
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Male 559
charming
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Male 203
weird weird weird
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Male 205
Disgusting.
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Male 305
Yeah, strange and nasty.
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Male 1,003
Whoo.
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Male 1
Link: Momma`s Boy [Rate Link] - Having trouble cutting the cord. Yuck.
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