Misunderstanding Porn

Submitted by: jbkane 10 years ago in Funny

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Male 747
spelling errors are fun ^-^
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Male 747
vidoe no longer avialable :(
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Male 211
Whahahaha! I can see the guy thought he was a knight or something. Now I know why they always put this cheesy music track on porn movies. So the neighbour knows it is porn. Brilliant!
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Female 1,407
lol
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Female 63
nice one that man. good to know there`s superheroes in this world

and they`re armed

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Male 1,024
didn`t the neighbor hear the porn music along with a woman screaming?

boom-chicka-boom boom

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Male 1,024
the anchorwoman has had rediculous amounts of plastic surgery. Her face is pulled back awefully tight.
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Male 1,024
sword?????????????
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Male 741
So the moral is dont be good and dont care for the people around you. If you do you get 3 years in Jail.
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Female 6
He went old school with that there sword.... lol.
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Male 247
This made my day, although 3 years is a bit much.
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Male 13
PULP FICTION!
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Male 949
I read about this on the internet. And besides, I collect swords, perhaps he does too. What would you rather have, a sword or a baseball bat? He wasn`t at fault. He was just trying to help. Insurance should simply replace the door, and the court should categorize this under an innoccent misunderstanding.
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Male 1,231
That was hilarious `He walked in with a 3 foot sword and pointed it at him` i wonder if he got a 6 inch sword pointing right back at him ha ha
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Female 49
They shouldn`t put him in jail for this. They should just let it go and maybe have him pay for the door. It`s the other guys fault for having the tv too loud. He had his heart in the right place, at least.
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Male 216
why a sword, you ask?
guro fanatic...
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Male 626
The porn must of been playing forced for him to think of it has rape, so when a man held a sword up to him then it would of made the bondage fanatic man blow his load, not turn him off.
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Male 1
lmao
he thought that his neighbor is more likely to be raping someone than actually getting legitimately laid.
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Male 148
The world needs more people who do this kinda thing.
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Female 4,028
Then, society complains that "no one is a good sameritan anymore." Well, duh; we live in a sue-happy country, where the smallest, most ignorant cases can be ruled in an idiot`s favour.

Gee...I wonder why people don`t try to help often?

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Male 52
i feel sorry for everyone involved. on a side note that little poll thingy on the side of the site says, "Who will be the first to be eaten: Steve Irwin or Jeff Corwin?"... it`s kinda late to be asking that now isn`t it.
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Male 223
Me: "Can`t I just watch my porn in peace? jeez.."
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Male 223
CmdrBittles, You`re absolutly right. I would run to rescue...not with a sword, mind you >.> too anime-ish...I`d probably be packing some nice firepower. Of course..this is all coming from a 15 year old...:(
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Male 223
Me: "Can`t I just watch my porn in peace? jeez.."
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Female 1,172
As a woman, I`m horrified that he could face up to 3 years in jail. THIS is why no one comes to the rescue if you yell rape. I mean, if I were the neighbour I would just be incredibly embarassed and make him pay to have my door fixed.
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Male 761
well i could of been worse, he could of come in armed with. . .ermm. . optimus prime ? lolz
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Female 63
lol wtf this is y u shouldnt trust ur neighbors *dun dun dun!* lol
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Male 308
That was hilarious. Why did he have a sword though? lol
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Female 190
Pft,I here my neighbors getting it on every few days.Porn sounds are nothing.
dratin` apartment >.<;
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Female 88
3 freaking years, my god, he had good intent. as for the sword, he most likely doesn`t ahve a gun, and he probably, ahving a collectors sword, thought it better than the typical baseball bat mentioned. wtf, calm down people.
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Male 1,882
Up to 3 years in jail for trying to do something about what he thought was a rape. Someone tries doing what they believe is the right thing and they end up in prison.

So what, if we hear someone getting raped, don`t stop the rapist?

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Female 302
that guy shouldn`t have anything to pay for! He was only trying to be a hero~ I mean, WHAT IF HE WAAASSSS RAPING SOMEONE?! Yeah, that`s what i thought....
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Female 268
at least he cared eno to try to help some1 who being abused. it would have been better for his reputation tho if the guy was not watching porn. no better way to look like an idiot. who owns a sword anyway??
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Male 104
actually, I know alot of people who have swords.

and in my opinion. that guy is a drunken hero!!

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Male 72
So the guy was arrested for trying to help.
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Male 643
This could only happen in Wisconsin.
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Female 2,552
With a *sword*? What was he going to do? Kill the man?
Wow. Three questions in three sentences..
Anyway, that`s embarrassing.
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Male 756
Bring it


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Female 20
That`s hilarious.

The fact the guy used a sword makes it even cooler.

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Male 1,003
hah he deserved it. nobody interrupts me while im masturbating. its just not cool.
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Male 129
Don`t be a hero.
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Female 330
The most interesting thing I thought was the name of the city.
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Male 158
I HAVE A SWORD IN MY HOUSE JERK. anywayz 3 years ????????????! thats just bad :(
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Female 305
haha uhhh.....yeah, that guy lives down the street from me. oconomowoc is a hickville place. so im not suprised he whippd out a sword.
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Female 920
Wow just wow =_=
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Male 193
OMG, how embarrasing would that be to be put on tv announcing that you watch porn. LMAO.
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Male 80
Jesus, have you people ever heard of KEEPING A SWORD ON THE WALL FOR DECORATION?

And as for the guy, I would have taken a sword too, if I had one around.

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Male 1,364
strang case
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Male 901
Of course you should do something if you think your neighbour is raping someone, but that "something" is NOT kicking his door in and shoutingly threaten your neighbour - who is quietly sitting in his chair, pants down, and must look very confused - with slicing his manhood off if he doesn`t check his closets.
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Male 2,216
I found it funnier that they lived in "ONOMONOMONOMONOMONOM"
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Male 598
ok, next time when i think someone is being raped. I wont do anything
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Male 2,004
ha lol, this might be a warning to those who watch porn with the top volume!
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Female 3,574
wow that`s disturbing, imo
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Female 135
ummm ya he won`t go to jail if the guy doesn`t press charges..so maybe the sword weilding guy should bribe the guy with porn so he doesn`t press charges...just a thought.
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Male 99
Has anybody else noticed the sex scene in porn are much louder compared to other parts of movie where there are dialogue.

Seriously man, I have my TV volume at normal level but when the sex scene starts I have to turn it down considerably.

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Male 756
Bring it...
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Male 756
Bring it...
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Female 583
What a great choice of weaponry...

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Male 1,085
A 3 foot long sward can be misinterpreted too you know. What if it was his JUNK inside his TRUNK? ;-)
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Male 94
Lol @ Ryan, a warning stab!

What was he doing in possesion of a REAL sword. I`m not saying he can`t hjave one for decorational purposes. Guns are the in thing now :-P

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Male 284
kinda odd who listens to porn that loud was it surround and theater or something?
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Male 260
Doesn`t anyone get it???
Sword=Phallic symbol DUH!
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Male 2,567
lol
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Female 340
^I know that`s why I keep my sword around... and as for the vid, I think i would have been too embarassed to press charges.
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Male 4,246
"A sword? Why would anybody just have a random sword in their house?"

In case of an outbreak of zombies, of course.

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Female 345
"He just wanted to help" is no excuse. If he really wanted to help he should have displayed some intelligence. You still have to think before you act ... and maybe play less World of Warcraft ;)

There`s a good reason why vigilante justice isn`t allowed. Well except for the RIAA and other criminal institutions ...

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Female 455
A sword? Why would anybody just have a random sword in their house? And why did he have the porn so loud?
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Male 2,486
^

I`d get a pistol.

You can fire warning shots with a pistol.

Is there such thing as a warning stab? I`m going to try that.

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Male 1,142
i have a sword. its a civil war saber. i think i would grab one of the 5 knives i have in reach wile sitting at my computer tho. a knife is so much easier to use.
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Female 198
ffs, what a rude non-nice individual, watching porn so loud his NEIGHBOUR could hear it. thats disgusting. nobody needs to know ur feelin horny man, get some goddam headphones.
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Male 182
A SWORD?? hahaha oh poo that`s something i would have done, since i have like 5 of them in my room... then again im asian so it doesn`t count against me :D
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Male 285
if a guy kicked my door in, and pointed a sword at me, i`d be frozen with happyness
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Male 4,246
That`s the problem with porn these days: No cheesy background music playing really loudly to let neighbours know that it`s only adult entertainment, not sexual assault.
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Female 165
Too many vigilante movies?

I like this guy, he has a sword.

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Male 2,486
How stupid.

What the court is basically saying is, "If you suspect something, call the cops who might not even show up, and if they do it wont be for a long time. Yep, just sit there and hope shes not dead or something".

had he actually ASSAULTED the guy it would make sense. We might as well arrest everyone who has fired a gun while hunting too, it was SUPPOSED to kill an animal, but it COULD have killed someone.

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Male 336
rofl cheeseboy

he had good intentions, unless he planned on taking her back to his place, hmmm...

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Male 266
will u stop watching porn? PFFFFT! NO WAY! lol..... so the kid with the chair in his eye can forgive.....but this guys presses charges and sends the delusional knight in shining armor guy to jail for 3 years
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Male 452
lol they zoomed in on his hand! classic
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Male 591
This is why people don`t wanna be hero`s. Even if you do things for the best intentions, you get screwed in the end. What would have happened if it was a bondage scene? Some people like that, and it could be interpreted as rape, and Police aren`t always fast enough.
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Male 991
I found that hilarious, but 3 years is a lot for that, no one was harmed really.
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Female 47
3 years in jail? thats a bit much...jeez give the guy a break.
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Female 1,984
Wow... just wow.
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Male 128
i love the fact that they zoom in on his hand right as she says "will this stop him from continuing to watch adult movies"
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Female 250
at least he was tring to help
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Female 254
Oh, how proud I am of the state in which I live..
Famous for cheese, beer, and now idiots that attack other, porn-watching idiots with swords.
Sigh.
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Male 334
thats probobly the last thing that guy expected while watching his porn.someone popping in weilding a freakin sword? i know i wouldnt expect it.
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Male 902
Quickest way to lose wood?

Home invasion with medieval weaponry!!

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Female 57
a sword?
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Male 21
Link: Misunderstanding Porn [Rate Link] - Whoops.
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