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Date: 04/21/07 02:05 AM

89 Responses to Misunderstanding Porn

  1. Profile photo of jbkane
    jbkane Male 18-29
    21 posts
    April 20, 2007 at 11:46 pm
    Link: Misunderstanding Porn - Whoops.
  2. Profile photo of llJillianll
    llJillianll Female 18-29
    57 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 2:09 am
    a sword?
  3. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 2:12 am
    Quickest way to lose wood?

    Home invasion with medieval weaponry!!

  4. Profile photo of plowerd
    plowerd Male 18-29
    334 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 2:12 am
    thats probobly the last thing that guy expected while watching his porn.someone popping in weilding a freakin sword? i know i wouldnt expect it.
  5. Profile photo of Jilana
    Jilana Female 13-17
    254 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 2:12 am
    Oh, how proud I am of the state in which I live..
    Famous for cheese, beer, and now idiots that attack other, porn-watching idiots with swords.
    Sigh.
  6. Profile photo of vancouverite
    vancouverite Female 18-29
    250 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 2:23 am
    at least he was tring to help
  7. Profile photo of spikyfred
    spikyfred Male 13-17
    128 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 2:29 am
    i love the fact that they zoom in on his hand right as she says "will this stop him from continuing to watch adult movies"
  8. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 2:29 am
    Wow... just wow.
  9. Profile photo of sp4nky
    sp4nky Female 18-29
    47 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 2:30 am
    3 years in jail? thats a bit much...jeez give the guy a break.
  10. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 3:00 am
    I found that hilarious, but 3 years is a lot for that, no one was harmed really.
  11. Profile photo of Scotchy
    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 3:08 am
    This is why people don`t wanna be hero`s. Even if you do things for the best intentions, you get screwed in the end. What would have happened if it was a bondage scene? Some people like that, and it could be interpreted as rape, and Police aren`t always fast enough.
  12. Profile photo of cheeseboy
    cheeseboy Male 13-17
    452 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 3:10 am
    lol they zoomed in on his hand! classic
  13. Profile photo of tharith
    tharith Male 18-29
    266 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 3:22 am
    will u stop watching porn? PFFFFT! NO WAY! lol..... so the kid with the chair in his eye can forgive.....but this guys presses charges and sends the delusional knight in shining armor guy to jail for 3 years
  14. Profile photo of ICN
    ICN Male 18-29
    336 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 3:38 am
    rofl cheeseboy

    he had good intentions, unless he planned on taking her back to his place, hmmm...

  15. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 3:44 am
    How stupid.

    What the court is basically saying is, "If you suspect something, call the cops who might not even show up, and if they do it wont be for a long time. Yep, just sit there and hope shes not dead or something".

    had he actually ASSAULTED the guy it would make sense. We might as well arrest everyone who has fired a gun while hunting too, it was SUPPOSED to kill an animal, but it COULD have killed someone.

  16. Profile photo of RachelAngie
    RachelAngie Female 18-29
    165 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 4:09 am
    Too many vigilante movies?

    I like this guy, he has a sword.

  17. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 4:19 am
    That`s the problem with porn these days: No cheesy background music playing really loudly to let neighbours know that it`s only adult entertainment, not sexual assault.
  18. Profile photo of lorddalvidii
    lorddalvidii Male 13-17
    285 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 4:20 am
    if a guy kicked my door in, and pointed a sword at me, i`d be frozen with happyness
  19. Profile photo of kidcomeback
    kidcomeback Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2007 at 4:34 am
    A SWORD?? hahaha oh poo that`s something i would have done, since i have like 5 of them in my room... then again im asian so it doesn`t count against me :D
  20. Profile photo of ebsha
    ebsha Female 18-29
    198 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 4:48 am
    ffs, what a rude non-nice individual, watching porn so loud his NEIGHBOUR could hear it. thats disgusting. nobody needs to know ur feelin horny man, get some goddam headphones.
  21. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 4:53 am
    i have a sword. its a civil war saber. i think i would grab one of the 5 knives i have in reach wile sitting at my computer tho. a knife is so much easier to use.
  22. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 5:46 am
    ^

    I`d get a pistol.

    You can fire warning shots with a pistol.

    Is there such thing as a warning stab? I`m going to try that.

  23. Profile photo of Lupine
    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 5:58 am
    A sword? Why would anybody just have a random sword in their house? And why did he have the porn so loud?
  24. Profile photo of Bajatar
    Bajatar Female 40-49
    345 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 6:02 am
    "He just wanted to help" is no excuse. If he really wanted to help he should have displayed some intelligence. You still have to think before you act ... and maybe play less World of Warcraft ;)

    There`s a good reason why vigilante justice isn`t allowed. Well except for the RIAA and other criminal institutions ...

  25. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 6:09 am
    "A sword? Why would anybody just have a random sword in their house?"

    In case of an outbreak of zombies, of course.

  26. Profile photo of kaybublz
    kaybublz Female 18-29
    340 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 6:47 am
    ^I know that`s why I keep my sword around... and as for the vid, I think i would have been too embarassed to press charges.
  27. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 7:21 am
    lol
  28. Profile photo of zincyams
    zincyams Male 13-17
    260 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 7:55 am
    Doesn`t anyone get it???
    Sword=Phallic symbol DUH!
  29. Profile photo of Pyro_Raver
    Pyro_Raver Male 18-29
    284 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 8:41 am
    kinda odd who listens to porn that loud was it surround and theater or something?
  30. Profile photo of DoggyTom
    DoggyTom Male 13-17
    94 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 9:26 am
    Lol @ Ryan, a warning stab!

    What was he doing in possesion of a REAL sword. I`m not saying he can`t hjave one for decorational purposes. Guns are the in thing now :-P

  31. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 9:28 am
    A 3 foot long sward can be misinterpreted too you know. What if it was his JUNK inside his TRUNK? ;-)
  32. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 9:45 am
    What a great choice of weaponry...

  33. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 10:13 am
    Bring it...
  34. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 10:13 am
    Bring it...
  35. Profile photo of GanjaMan
    GanjaMan Male 18-29
    99 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 10:14 am
    Has anybody else noticed the sex scene in porn are much louder compared to other parts of movie where there are dialogue.

    Seriously man, I have my TV volume at normal level but when the sex scene starts I have to turn it down considerably.

  36. Profile photo of eviloreos04
    eviloreos04 Female 13-17
    135 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 10:28 am
    ummm ya he won`t go to jail if the guy doesn`t press charges..so maybe the sword weilding guy should bribe the guy with porn so he doesn`t press charges...just a thought.
  37. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 10:41 am
    wow that`s disturbing, imo
  38. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 10:44 am
    ha lol, this might be a warning to those who watch porn with the top volume!
  39. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 10:48 am
    ok, next time when i think someone is being raped. I wont do anything
  40. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 11:14 am
    I found it funnier that they lived in "ONOMONOMONOMONOMONOM"
  41. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 11:22 am
    Of course you should do something if you think your neighbour is raping someone, but that "something" is NOT kicking his door in and shoutingly threaten your neighbour - who is quietly sitting in his chair, pants down, and must look very confused - with slicing his manhood off if he doesn`t check his closets.
  42. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 11:22 am
    strang case
  43. Profile photo of Buffrat
    Buffrat Male 18-29
    80 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 11:26 am
    Jesus, have you people ever heard of KEEPING A SWORD ON THE WALL FOR DECORATION?

    And as for the guy, I would have taken a sword too, if I had one around.

  44. Profile photo of Demogorgon66
    Demogorgon66 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 11:32 am
    OMG, how embarrasing would that be to be put on tv announcing that you watch porn. LMAO.
  45. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 11:34 am
    Wow just wow =_=
  46. Profile photo of mulan182
    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 12:07 pm
    haha uhhh.....yeah, that guy lives down the street from me. oconomowoc is a hickville place. so im not suprised he whippd out a sword.
  47. Profile photo of Amet45
    Amet45 Male 13-17
    158 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 12:13 pm
    I HAVE A SWORD IN MY HOUSE JERK. anywayz 3 years ????????????! thats just bad :(
  48. Profile photo of idolmonkey
    idolmonkey Female 18-29
    330 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 12:19 pm
    The most interesting thing I thought was the name of the city.
  49. Profile photo of bjbj1991
    bjbj1991 Male 13-17
    129 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 12:24 pm
    Don`t be a hero.
  50. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 12:49 pm
    hah he deserved it. nobody interrupts me while im masturbating. its just not cool.
  51. Profile photo of angedemusiqu
    angedemusiqu Female 13-17
    20 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 12:55 pm
    That`s hilarious.

    The fact the guy used a sword makes it even cooler.

  52. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 1:15 pm
    Bring it


  53. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 1:27 pm
    With a *sword*? What was he going to do? Kill the man?
    Wow. Three questions in three sentences..
    Anyway, that`s embarrassing.
  54. Profile photo of bumblecock
    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 1:45 pm
    This could only happen in Wisconsin.
  55. Profile photo of davidofmk771
    davidofmk771 Male 13-17
    72 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 3:03 pm
    So the guy was arrested for trying to help.
  56. Profile photo of whathappend5
    whathappend5 Male 30-39
    104 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 3:04 pm
    actually, I know alot of people who have swords.

    and in my opinion. that guy is a drunken hero!!

  57. Profile photo of skating247
    skating247 Female 13-17
    268 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 3:11 pm
    at least he cared eno to try to help some1 who being abused. it would have been better for his reputation tho if the guy was not watching porn. no better way to look like an idiot. who owns a sword anyway??
  58. Profile photo of AOD-ninja
    AOD-ninja Female 13-17
    302 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 3:42 pm
    that guy shouldn`t have anything to pay for! He was only trying to be a hero~ I mean, WHAT IF HE WAAASSSS RAPING SOMEONE?! Yeah, that`s what i thought....
  59. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 4:40 pm
    Up to 3 years in jail for trying to do something about what he thought was a rape. Someone tries doing what they believe is the right thing and they end up in prison.

    So what, if we hear someone getting raped, don`t stop the rapist?

  60. Profile photo of driftalways
    driftalways Female 18-29
    88 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 4:47 pm
    3 freaking years, my god, he had good intent. as for the sword, he most likely doesn`t ahve a gun, and he probably, ahving a collectors sword, thought it better than the typical baseball bat mentioned. wtf, calm down people.
  61. Profile photo of LovexChelsey
    LovexChelsey Female 13-17
    193 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 5:17 pm
    Pft,I here my neighbors getting it on every few days.Porn sounds are nothing.
    dratin` apartment >.<;
  62. Profile photo of Sweet_Tooth
    Sweet_Tooth Male 18-29
    308 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 5:31 pm
    That was hilarious. Why did he have a sword though? lol
  63. Profile photo of FrostDragon
    FrostDragon Female 13-17
    63 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 6:40 pm
    lol wtf this is y u shouldnt trust ur neighbors *dun dun dun!* lol
  64. Profile photo of sir-cheese
    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 6:53 pm
    well i could of been worse, he could of come in armed with. . .ermm. . optimus prime ? lolz
  65. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 7:13 pm
    As a woman, I`m horrified that he could face up to 3 years in jail. THIS is why no one comes to the rescue if you yell rape. I mean, if I were the neighbour I would just be incredibly embarassed and make him pay to have my door fixed.
  66. Profile photo of Brokenbones
    Brokenbones Male 18-29
    223 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 7:51 pm
    Me: "Can`t I just watch my porn in peace? jeez.."
  67. Profile photo of Brokenbones
    Brokenbones Male 18-29
    223 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 7:53 pm
    CmdrBittles, You`re absolutly right. I would run to rescue...not with a sword, mind you >.> too anime-ish...I`d probably be packing some nice firepower. Of course..this is all coming from a 15 year old...:(
  68. Profile photo of Brokenbones
    Brokenbones Male 18-29
    223 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 7:55 pm
    Me: "Can`t I just watch my porn in peace? jeez.."
  69. Profile photo of barbiak4
    barbiak4 Male 13-17
    52 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 9:53 pm
    i feel sorry for everyone involved. on a side note that little poll thingy on the side of the site says, "Who will be the first to be eaten: Steve Irwin or Jeff Corwin?"... it`s kinda late to be asking that now isn`t it.
  70. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 10:25 pm
    Then, society complains that "no one is a good sameritan anymore." Well, duh; we live in a sue-happy country, where the smallest, most ignorant cases can be ruled in an idiot`s favour.

    Gee...I wonder why people don`t try to help often?

  71. Profile photo of iamrobot13
    iamrobot13 Male 13-17
    148 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 10:39 pm
    The world needs more people who do this kinda thing.
  72. Profile photo of Verse
    Verse Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 21, 2007 at 10:41 pm
    lmao
    he thought that his neighbor is more likely to be raping someone than actually getting legitimately laid.
  73. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    April 22, 2007 at 12:06 am
    The porn must of been playing forced for him to think of it has rape, so when a man held a sword up to him then it would of made the bondage fanatic man blow his load, not turn him off.
  74. Profile photo of bomoman
    bomoman Male 13-17
    216 posts
    April 22, 2007 at 12:33 am
    why a sword, you ask?
    guro fanatic...
  75. Profile photo of balloon07
    balloon07 Female 18-29
    49 posts
    April 22, 2007 at 1:20 am
    They shouldn`t put him in jail for this. They should just let it go and maybe have him pay for the door. It`s the other guys fault for having the tv too loud. He had his heart in the right place, at least.
  76. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    April 22, 2007 at 10:09 am
    That was hilarious `He walked in with a 3 foot sword and pointed it at him` i wonder if he got a 6 inch sword pointing right back at him ha ha
  77. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    April 22, 2007 at 5:08 pm
    I read about this on the internet. And besides, I collect swords, perhaps he does too. What would you rather have, a sword or a baseball bat? He wasn`t at fault. He was just trying to help. Insurance should simply replace the door, and the court should categorize this under an innoccent misunderstanding.
  78. Profile photo of The_Jackal
    The_Jackal Male 13-17
    13 posts
    April 22, 2007 at 5:13 pm
    PULP FICTION!
  79. Profile photo of Superlink00
    Superlink00 Male 13-17
    247 posts
    April 22, 2007 at 6:50 pm
    This made my day, although 3 years is a bit much.
  80. Profile photo of badlonergirl
    badlonergirl Female 18-29
    6 posts
    April 22, 2007 at 8:10 pm
    He went old school with that there sword.... lol.
  81. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2007 at 10:07 pm
    So the moral is dont be good and dont care for the people around you. If you do you get 3 years in Jail.
  82. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    April 23, 2007 at 1:01 pm
    sword?????????????
  83. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    April 23, 2007 at 1:03 pm
    the anchorwoman has had rediculous amounts of plastic surgery. Her face is pulled back awefully tight.
  84. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    April 23, 2007 at 1:03 pm
    didn`t the neighbor hear the porn music along with a woman screaming?

    boom-chicka-boom boom

  85. Profile photo of UKOK
    UKOK Female 18-29
    63 posts
    April 23, 2007 at 11:05 pm
    nice one that man. good to know there`s superheroes in this world

    and they`re armed

  86. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    April 25, 2007 at 11:55 pm
    lol
  87. Profile photo of TheWood
    TheWood Male 30-39
    211 posts
    April 26, 2007 at 5:49 am
    Whahahaha! I can see the guy thought he was a knight or something. Now I know why they always put this cheesy music track on porn movies. So the neighbour knows it is porn. Brilliant!
  88. Profile photo of imcoolyeah
    imcoolyeah Male 13-17
    747 posts
    April 28, 2007 at 7:41 am
    vidoe no longer avialable :(
  89. Profile photo of imcoolyeah
    imcoolyeah Male 13-17
    747 posts
    April 28, 2007 at 7:42 am
    spelling errors are fun ^-^

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