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Date: 04/30/07 02:15 AM

56 Responses to McDonalds Training Film

  1. Profile photo of lirael927
    lirael927 Female 18-29
    109 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 12:05 am
    Link: McDonalds Training Film - Wow...its so bad and cheesy, its good.
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    QBangah Male 18-29
    27 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 2:22 am
    Hahahaaa too much. Sad thing is, corporate restaurants still use these "training videos" and think they will work. Just as cheesy as this one too.
  3. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 2:36 am
    Can I have a cheeseburger?
  4. Profile photo of lestat221
    lestat221 Male 18-29
    213 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 2:37 am
    eh...they`re a little updated, but yea, for the most part I just zone out during them :D
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    SupaGal Female 18-29
    60 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 2:43 am
    AtomicMuffin: HAHAHA i was about to say the same thing.
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    stereotypic Male 18-29
    356 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 2:47 am
    Not as cheesy as from the 80`s. You can`t beat the quality of that era`s dairy.
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    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1456 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 3:06 am
    god damnit they look like crap
  8. Profile photo of wings1313
    wings1313 Female 18-29
    314 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 3:11 am
    wow a major change in u have to kick them in the nuts to get them to smile ....
  9. Profile photo of ZenDragon
    ZenDragon Female 18-29
    229 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 3:58 am
    What to do about the change of attitude? Increase their pay.
  10. Profile photo of cabbitt
    cabbitt Female 18-29
    312 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 4:47 am
    I`ll give you a cheeseburger, you little punk.
  11. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 4:50 am
    Increasing pay is nice, but it doesn`t guarantee anything regarding a change in attitude towards customer service.

    Cheesy as it is, the message is true. Who the hell wants to hand over their money to someone with a "f*ck you" look on their face? No one.

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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 5:08 am
    I would kill myself if I had to work in fast food.

    Raising pay does not equal happy employees. Believe it or not, respect and treating everyone as equals is all it takes.

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    MANAX99 Male 70 & Over
    132 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 5:23 am
    "Can I have a cheesebrurer?"
    "Get me a chocolate shake."
    "Get it yourslef"
    "Can I have a cheeseburger?`
    "Get it yourself."
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    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 5:36 am
    Too old! The new videos are worst. Everyone is smiling almost has being Brain manipulated...OH wait that`s what`s happening. Damn fu#$ing Capitalists!
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    Marram Male 18-29
    316 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 5:52 am
    These videos are the "older" versions I suppose. When I worked at McDonald`s about...half a year ago today? Man, can`t believe I`ve worked that long at my new job *shutter*. Anyway they were required to show us these little cartoons that were just as cheesy. They were like two kids, one was black and one was white (Sorry, no asians), and they were on "missions" to stop giving bad meat away, or not enough meat away, or too many chickens...It made my laugh because you had a quiz at the end and manager would watch you and write your score down.

    Too bad they don`t show self-management videos because some people need that. Some girl broke down in the back room screaming one day "MY SISTER SHE DID IT I TOLD HER NOT TO AND SHE DID IT! OH MY GOD SHE DID IT. WHY DID SHE DO IT" and the manager was like "Do what?" "SHE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    God, horrible memories. What was I saying, oh right. Yeah, they updated a little but kept the

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    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 7:01 am
    That was a beautiful story. It will remain in my memory for evermore.
  17. Profile photo of ukscc
    ukscc Male 18-29
    84 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 7:02 am
    The HMS Bristol Safety video - now THAT is cheesy!!
  18. Profile photo of VVIsGod
    VVIsGod Male 13-17
    53 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 7:08 am
    Mine wasn`t that bad. It was animated and stuff on a computer. It actually helped familiarize me with the register, but it`s not that hard anyway.
  19. Profile photo of tiger__paw
    tiger__paw Female 18-29
    132 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 7:17 am
    That was too painful to watch.
  20. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 7:51 am
    They forgot the part where they drop the burger meat and pick it back up and put it on the burger...
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    seanromm2151 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 7:53 am
    i thinks that was reverse
  22. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 7:58 am random
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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 9:50 am
    McDonalds sucks, I can only imagine working there sucks even more.

    "Can you get me a chocolate shake?"
    Kid: "Can I have a cheeseburger?"


  24. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2689 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 10:14 am
    Awe, I wanted to see more
  25. Profile photo of infearno
    infearno Male 70 & Over
    382 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 11:38 am
    I actualy worked in a McD`s and it was exactaly like that. I still bear the scars from the experance. Cant stand burgers or chips any more and its been 8 year since I left.
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    Titantodd Male 18-29
    40 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 11:51 am
    And that is why you do well in school kids, so you can avoid the demeaning title of Mcslave.
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    sayian17 Male 13-17
    63 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 12:13 pm
    McDonalds is THE #1 worst fast food restaurant you can work or eat at! Every time I order something, they ALWAYS mess it up!
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    boisenberry Female 18-29
    62 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 1:41 pm
    I used to work in McDs (left after about 2 months, only did 2 shifts a week!) and they really expect you to greet customers like that. But nobody does. And everybody sleeps with each other.
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    redskyblack2 Female 18-29
    203 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 2:31 pm
    McDonalds does suck as a job place.

    They used the computer when I trained, but it was terrible. There was a woman and a man and they were secret agents trying to figure out what the mayor was telling them by cleaning up and stuff. I don`t even know, I skipped through more than half of it.

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    liam2015 Male 13-17
    25 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 3:21 pm
    the fact that those employees are smiling makes this film totally inaccurate
  31. Profile photo of mishh
    mishh Female 18-29
    2 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    Ahh ukscc, the HMS bristol video is the worst i agree, i might know u, i really wanna know who u are.. what area/district are you from?
  32. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 4:41 pm
    gah, cut in the middle AGAIN!
    does I-A-B video not work right with firefox or what?
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    klkl Male 13-17
    1726 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 5:41 pm
    it was good in the begining the it went back to a `bad` time. ne1 catch that thats how it is today? lol
  34. Profile photo of Enth
    Enth Male 18-29
    103 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 6:29 pm
    My summer job before college will be at McDonalds.. if I have to watch that I`ll LOL
  35. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 7:15 pm
    wow i couldnt even watch the whole thing it was that bad
  36. Profile photo of terrierfan
    terrierfan Female 18-29
    41 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 7:43 pm
    Hats The Hats Are Awsome I Love The Hats
    Can I Have a cheesburger? What Were There No Happy Meals Back Then Man I Be Pissed if It Didn`t Get A Toy With My Meal When I Was Little
    Get It Yourself!
  37. Profile photo of YeaWatever
    YeaWatever Female 13-17
    56 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 7:55 pm
    idk about anywhere else but the ppl in the mc`d that ive been too got attitudes
  38. Profile photo of YeaWatever
    YeaWatever Female 13-17
    56 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 7:55 pm
    ugh, mickey d`s
  39. Profile photo of elyse_42
    elyse_42 Female 18-29
    344 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 8:24 pm
    i said i want a cheese burger..... WHY DON`T YOU GET IT YOURSELF
  40. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 9:00 pm
    All the little kid wanted was a damn cheeseburger for god sakes some one get this kid a freakin cheeseburger.
  41. Profile photo of Samural77
    Samural77 Male 30-39
    135 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 9:01 pm
    Dude it cut out just as I was going to learn how to be a model burger flipper...My hopes and dreams are dashed!
  42. Profile photo of headwound
    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 9:08 pm
    i got a job at mcdonalds last july (i quit the stupid place a few months ago) and they never made me watch a training video
  43. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1365 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 9:12 pm
    lol at the little kid " can i have a cheeseburger"
  44. Profile photo of sunwavewind
    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 9:26 pm
    "Can I have a cheeseburger?"
    That would be great if they said that, they just gave him permission to go behind the counter and take their food. I don`t like fast food but if they said that to me I would just go burn myself on something and then sue them for enough money to put them out of business.
  45. Profile photo of _CW_
    _CW_ Female 13-17
    47 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 10:19 pm
    Yeah I worked there recently, instead of a `video` they now have an interactive computer `quiz/video`. Its all cartoons, extremely cheesy, and you have to answer these questions at the end of each section.

    Me and the other guy (along with three other workers who were hiding so they didn`t have to work) skipped through it all and guessed on the questions, then watched the best part. "What to do in case of robbery". Some white trash guy with leaves in his hair comes in and the cashier is cheerfully doing everything the guy says..I`m surprised he didn`t ask the robber if he `wanted fries with his paper bag full of money`... its really unrealistic.

    Anyway! McDonalds is evil hell. Never. EVER. Work there. Or eat there. They took the soda bags from the trash and put them back into the soda fountain machine just because a little bit was still in it. YUCK.

  46. Profile photo of Spartano3
    Spartano3 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 11:36 pm
    Can I have a cheeseburger? GOD I JUST WANTED TGO PUNCH THAT KID SO HARD!
  47. Profile photo of TokenBabe
    TokenBabe Female 30-39
    533 posts
    May 1, 2007 at 5:39 am
    I wanted to see the rest of it. Ding! Fries Are Done!
  48. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    May 1, 2007 at 12:57 pm
    I want a cheeseburger.
  49. Profile photo of butta397
    butta397 Female 18-29
    175 posts
    May 1, 2007 at 7:03 pm
    3 things:




  50. Profile photo of butta397
    butta397 Female 18-29
    175 posts
    May 1, 2007 at 7:04 pm
    Did I mention I want a cheeseburger?
  51. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    May 1, 2007 at 7:25 pm
    lmao. the acting was superb.
  52. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    May 1, 2007 at 11:02 pm
    It stops halfway through for me...
    but that f*cking kid who keeps whining about wanting a f*cking cheeseburger needs to shut up.
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    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    May 2, 2007 at 1:25 am
    wow mcdonalds sucks.

    ive been to fast food, but not mcdonalds, and i never notice bad attitude. if i do i leave, but ive never had that problem.

  54. Profile photo of linkcma
    linkcma Male 18-29
    302 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 5:56 pm
    Take this Mcvideo and shove it.
  55. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 4:50 pm
    McDonald`s people are like the negative part they showed.
  56. Profile photo of armodeus
    armodeus Female 13-17
    2 posts
    June 26, 2007 at 5:23 am
    Haha...old Maccas seems pretty groovy to me ;)

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