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67 Responses to Larry Birkhead is Dannielynn`s Father

  1. Profile photo of THX_1138_514
    THX_1138_514 Male 18-29
    43 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 12:51 am
    Link: Larry Birkhead is Dannielynn`s Father - Geez, he looks like he just won the lottery or something.
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    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:25 am
    ok, he`s a father. well done
  3. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:29 am
    Geez, if it were my kid I wouldn`t want it!
  4. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:31 am
    Some slut got knocked up, then promptly ODs and now I care who the hell the father of her child is? That doesn`t make any sense......
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    razordragon Male 18-29
    336 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:37 am
    why does any one give a poo about this whore? Anna Smith is dead forever, get over it media. *goes on a murderous rampage*
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    bambii311 Female 13-17
    333 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:38 am
    Well he`s rich, but the fact is, he still had to fu*k Anna Nicole. Nope, still a loser.

    Happy 200th post to meeeeee :)

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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:42 am
    "Geez, he looks like he just won the lottery or something."

    That`s because he DID. Not only did he get to have sex with Anna Nicole, now he could be sole guardian of her gravy train - er, I mean, her daughter.

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    kennapea Female 18-29
    123 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:44 am
    he basically DID win a lottery.
    dannielynn is going to inherit all the money that anna nicole got from the old codger she married the first time and any other money anna had that wasn`t spent on meth-amphetamines and gummi bears.
    and as her father and (perhaps) her guardian, he gets to take care of the money as well.
  9. Profile photo of bwahbwah
    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:51 am
    Good.
    Game.
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    acidpixi Female 18-29
    110 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:57 am
    I wish Stern was the father. Poor guy was the daddy from day one and now he`s gonna lose her. Not fair. Damn Anna Nicole should have told the truth about the father on the birth certificate and saved all the heartache. Some women have a lot to answer for.
  11. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 4:34 am
    Um, who??
    I don`t really care.
    It`s just another smug bastard getting rich of someone else`s misfortune, or death in this case.
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    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 4:50 am
    Geez...What`s up with all this "I had sex with a bitch" thing? It`s all about the money.
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    beefno Male 18-29
    76 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 5:21 am
    Wait, let me check....

    Nope, I don`t care.

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    luke182 Male 18-29
    410 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 5:27 am
    when is she going to die?
  15. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 7:03 am
    luke182, what the hell are you talking about?
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    yowz Female 18-29
    306 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 7:05 am
    i wonder if he is truly happy that the baby is his or if he is happy at the possibilty of lots of money.
  17. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 7:14 am
    All posts after this must include the phrase "Luke182 Sucks" or "Luke Sucks" or maybe just a sentence explaining exactly how or how much Luke sucks.
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    realevil Male 13-17
    348 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 7:55 am
    they chose this lousy thing over my first ever reccomendation `Barney`s on fire`? Sheesh, SOMEBODY cant be bothered to buy a newspaper.

    Luke sucks so much, that I`d prefer him over my vacuum!

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    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 8:23 am
    I believe that luke182 (who sucks a lot) is referring to the fact that, Dannielynn was born from Anna Nicole Smith, which means she`s drated. If she`s lucky, she won`t end up abusing drugs and alcohol like her now deceased mother and brother. If she follows the same path, then they`ll rename a wing of Promises in her honor.

    I pray that Birkhead will keep her on the straight and narrow.

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    christy409 Female 18-29
    59 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 8:50 am
    I think howard stern killed her and her son so he could get the kid er gravy train lol so I`m glad he`s not the dady god! this whole thing is so jerry springer.
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    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 8:52 am
    ^^ Neglected to say luke sucks.

    I myself will also have to say that luke sucks. Long and hard does luke suck? Yes

  22. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 9:13 am
    Lucky baby. Isn`t it a shame how some people are born into money? Wills shouldn`t exist, they should just take all money and put it in the government... oh well.
  23. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 9:39 am
    Cheeseman and Christy, you do not think Luke sucks? Jesus. You guys suck. Not as much as Luke who i beleive won the `Suckiest Guy In The Universe Award` but still, you`re getting there.
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    mxchick617 Female 18-29
    340 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 9:47 am
    I`m glad that he won. I was watching something and they were interviewing him and he was emotional and everything. He looks like he could be more of a postive father than that Stern guy, he looks like he is all in it for the money and nothing else.
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    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 10:19 am
    "my sperm is the winner!"

    he kind of did just win the lottery.

    ok, now let`s drop it...for good.

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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 12:30 pm
    He doesn`t care about the kid, just the money, but that`s IMO.

    Please, PLEASE let this be over with. I am tired of hearing about some bimbo overdosing and her kid`s custody battle. LET IT DIE!

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    xRevengex Female 18-29
    419 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 1:16 pm
    Well, I don`t think anybody actually cares.
  28. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:09 pm
    Who gives a f*ck? <Newsflash>Some leach has taken his leaching tool from some other leach.<Newsflash>

    I did not click the link and I gave it a one!

  29. Profile photo of treetastic
    treetastic Female 13-17
    85 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:49 pm
    Well i`m just happy that Dannylynn has a father now. Even if her mother wasn`t, well lets just say perfect, im still happy that this whole matter is resolved.
    ooo and also, we can get back the the REAL news (ie. Who is in rehab now type of thing!)lol :-)
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    flying_ltj Male 18-29
    340 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:54 pm
    The fact that this is given so much attention shows how far out of whack priorities are in the media. Leave this garbage for the checkout isle of the supermarket. The most useful aspect of this story is that it will make good lining for the bottom of birdcages. Etc etc etc...
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    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:55 pm
    That`s so very interesting...not.

    What is interesting is how much Luke can suck. It truly is amazing.

  32. Profile photo of rawr_im_suzy
    rawr_im_suzy Female 13-17
    22 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:58 pm
    Oh, he DID win the lottery...
    If the lottery was...children?
  33. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 3:13 pm
    I beleive you people have forgotten that Luke sucks. Shame on you.
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    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1396 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 5:15 pm
    ...


    *tumbleweed*
    ...

  35. Profile photo of Trippy_Spark
    Trippy_Spark Female 18-29
    51 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 5:16 pm
    he did win the lottery... kind of.
  36. Profile photo of ohitsmandy
    ohitsmandy Female 18-29
    5 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 5:37 pm
    Sooooo surprised. Yeah. What a tool.
  37. Profile photo of xDDitsmee
    xDDitsmee Female 18-29
    266 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 5:39 pm
    Woohoo for him!


    Now can we shut up about Anna Nicole?

  38. Profile photo of EdwinMango
    EdwinMango Female 13-17
    221 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 6:05 pm
    I hate the whole Anna Nicole media stuff, but I am so glad he`s that dad. The only thing worse than all the Anna Nicole stuff is the Imus stuff.
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    will_lee Male 18-29
    99 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 6:16 pm
    luke sucks
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    luke182 Male 18-29
    410 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 6:45 pm
    no i dont mean her daughter. i mean when is anna going to finally die? i mean she really died a long time ago but whenever i turn on the tv i always see something new about hew on the freakin news! i mean, no one cared about her in life, now that she`s dead why is she all over the place? she should just die out already...
  41. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 6:57 pm
    ^^
    Did you all hear that sucking noise, too? Elephant fellatio must be imminent.
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    killerpie Male 13-17
    90 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 7:28 pm
    ^^luke you need to stop sucking... it is bad for your health, and oh yea as for the whole topic of anna nicole, i think it is just a BIG waste of time and money. she was just a waste of food!!
  43. Profile photo of Brokenbones
    Brokenbones Male 18-29
    223 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 7:32 pm
    Anna nichole smith is dead. I don`t care who the dad is. I don`t care how she died, I want this poo done with >_> My mom interupts my fapping time to tell me who the dad is or how she died >_> I Don`t Care.
  44. Profile photo of skating247
    skating247 Female 13-17
    268 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 7:36 pm
    he is really happy
  45. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 7:38 pm
    well, good for him
  46. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 8:19 pm
    I feel sorry for Dannielynn...she needs a mother figure now that mommy is gone.
    I hope they don`t raise her in the limelight and make her out to be a paris hilton clone. There`s this one girl (i think her name is christina onassa or something) and she`s worth 20 billion and she was raised normally. That`s how you raise a child like that in this situation.
  47. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 8:20 pm
    WHO GIVES A HOOT ABOUT THIS SH`T ANYWAY? SHE`S NOT OR WASN`T THAT PRETTY ANYWAY.
  48. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 8:27 pm
    "Did you all hear that sucking noise, too? Elephant fellatio must be imminent."

    I heard it, but I thought somebody was vacuuming Yankee Stadium.

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    kikikitkat Female 13-17
    152 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 8:31 pm
    Anna Nicole Smith is one weird woman.
    "I`m sick of being accused of gold-digging. It just so happens I get turned on by liver spots."

    Please.

    And Larry Birkhead looks funny when he smiles. At least they finally told us who the father was.

  50. Profile photo of bambii311
    bambii311 Female 13-17
    333 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 9:45 pm
    Why does everyone dislike Luke so much? I seem to have missed that...
  51. Profile photo of chibipluto
    chibipluto Female 13-17
    56 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 10:04 pm
    I`m happy. I hate Stern and I think he was only interested in the kid for her money. I think Birkhead is Dannielynn`s best chance for having any sort of a decent life.
  52. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 10:43 pm
    yes... he "had" to f*ck anna nicole smith... more like he got to. even if the woman isnt that hot anymore, the fact that she was a playboy playmate is a huge turn on
  53. Profile photo of eviloreos04
    eviloreos04 Female 13-17
    135 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 11:03 pm
    well technically it is like winning the lotto..27 million is what i heard he is getting and then the judge said the baby is worth 436 million..so he will probably turn around and sell the poor kid to madona..
  54. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 12:27 am
    Seriously.. Does anyone actually care Anna died? Other than her immediate family?

    I sure don`t.. It`s RIDICULOUS how this got more coverage than 9/11, or close to it.

    She contributed absolutely nothing to anything, except the silicone industry, and whoever sold her her meds. I`m sure she was a great person, but seriously, she doesn`t need any more attention than she already had.

  55. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 12:28 am
    "
    yes... he "had" to f*ck anna nicole smith... more like he got to. even if the woman isnt that hot anymore, the fact that she was a playboy playmate is a huge turn on"

    I dunno, it really depends on the girl.

    If a 90 year old woman was an ex-playmate, then I don`t care HOW well she did with the magazine.. no.

  56. Profile photo of cazreen
    cazreen Female 13-17
    157 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 12:28 am
    zomg @ luke`s picture: perfect hair forever!
  57. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 12:32 am
    The basta.rd only wants the baby for the money. Thats just sad, the girl will end up in drugs bacause they dont love her.

    Oh,Luke sucks harder than my vacuum.

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    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 12:48 am
    he did win the lottery! he gets all her loot now
  59. Profile photo of Cashcleaner
    Cashcleaner Male 18-29
    319 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 2:41 am
    Someone outta roosterpunch the prick for carrying on so much in the wake of a tragedy.

    B*st*rd.

  60. Profile photo of anglefan
    anglefan Male 18-29
    80 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 3:58 am
    He could have been doin druggs with anna nicole on her last few days alive and theyre giving him ....a baby...and millions of dollars?
  61. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 12:49 pm
    A much better topic:
    Who is Luke?

    Begin,

  62. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 2:00 pm
    Grats, your 1 sperm, among the gillion (is that even a word?) other is the lucky one... you among the many other men are the one who got lucky!
  63. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 2:53 pm
    "Why does everyone dislike Luke so much? I seem to have missed that..."

    Hmm...How about...Because I said so? Oh and...he asked a stupid question which turned out to be a not so stupid question but he sucks anyway because he is Luke who mega mega uber sucks as opposed to Kevin Federline who only really really sucks.

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    wings1313 Female 18-29
    314 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 9:09 pm
    he did win the lottery........ but this anna thing is getting out of hand..who really cares whos the father... probably going to raise a crack head baby .... just like he is..
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    wings1313 Female 18-29
    314 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 9:11 pm
    oh and R U Kidding.... i dnt think ppl should be happy to have sex with anna nicole..she was probably diseased from screwing all those loser guys
  66. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 9:24 pm
    he did win the lottery.
    lol

    yeah i did think it was him, from the
    beginning.

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    stephie1954 Female 18-29
    412 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 1:08 am
    makes you sick, doesnt it

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