Larry Birkhead is Dannielynn`s Father

Submitted by: THX_1138_514 10 years ago in
http://news.aol.com/entertainment/articles/_a/dna-shows-birkhead-father-of-smith-baby/20070410071009990001

Geez, he looks like he just won the lottery or something.
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Female 412
makes you sick, doesnt it
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Female 576
he did win the lottery.
lol

yeah i did think it was him, from the
beginning.

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Female 314
oh and R U Kidding.... i dnt think ppl should be happy to have sex with anna nicole..she was probably diseased from screwing all those loser guys
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Female 314
he did win the lottery........ but this anna thing is getting out of hand..who really cares whos the father... probably going to raise a crack head baby .... just like he is..
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Female 815
"Why does everyone dislike Luke so much? I seem to have missed that..."

Hmm...How about...Because I said so? Oh and...he asked a stupid question which turned out to be a not so stupid question but he sucks anyway because he is Luke who mega mega uber sucks as opposed to Kevin Federline who only really really sucks.

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Male 724
Grats, your 1 sperm, among the gillion (is that even a word?) other is the lucky one... you among the many other men are the one who got lucky!
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Male 2,513
A much better topic:
Who is Luke?

Begin,

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Male 80
He could have been doin druggs with anna nicole on her last few days alive and theyre giving him ....a baby...and millions of dollars?
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Male 319
Someone outta roosterpunch the prick for carrying on so much in the wake of a tragedy.

B*st*rd.

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Male 1,550
he did win the lottery! he gets all her loot now
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Male 741
The basta.rd only wants the baby for the money. Thats just sad, the girl will end up in drugs bacause they dont love her.

Oh,Luke sucks harder than my vacuum.

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Female 157
zomg @ luke`s picture: perfect hair forever!
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Male 2,486
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yes... he "had" to f*ck anna nicole smith... more like he got to. even if the woman isnt that hot anymore, the fact that she was a playboy playmate is a huge turn on"

I dunno, it really depends on the girl.

If a 90 year old woman was an ex-playmate, then I don`t care HOW well she did with the magazine.. no.

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Male 2,486
Seriously.. Does anyone actually care Anna died? Other than her immediate family?

I sure don`t.. It`s RIDICULOUS how this got more coverage than 9/11, or close to it.

She contributed absolutely nothing to anything, except the silicone industry, and whoever sold her her meds. I`m sure she was a great person, but seriously, she doesn`t need any more attention than she already had.

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Female 135
well technically it is like winning the lotto..27 million is what i heard he is getting and then the judge said the baby is worth 436 million..so he will probably turn around and sell the poor kid to madona..
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Male 2,616
yes... he "had" to f*ck anna nicole smith... more like he got to. even if the woman isnt that hot anymore, the fact that she was a playboy playmate is a huge turn on
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Female 56
I`m happy. I hate Stern and I think he was only interested in the kid for her money. I think Birkhead is Dannielynn`s best chance for having any sort of a decent life.
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Female 333
Why does everyone dislike Luke so much? I seem to have missed that...
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Female 152
Anna Nicole Smith is one weird woman.
"I`m sick of being accused of gold-digging. It just so happens I get turned on by liver spots."

Please.

And Larry Birkhead looks funny when he smiles. At least they finally told us who the father was.

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Male 4,246
"Did you all hear that sucking noise, too? Elephant fellatio must be imminent."

I heard it, but I thought somebody was vacuuming Yankee Stadium.

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Male 2,781
WHO GIVES A HOOT ABOUT THIS SH`T ANYWAY? SHE`S NOT OR WASN`T THAT PRETTY ANYWAY.
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Female 1,652
I feel sorry for Dannielynn...she needs a mother figure now that mommy is gone.
I hope they don`t raise her in the limelight and make her out to be a paris hilton clone. There`s this one girl (i think her name is christina onassa or something) and she`s worth 20 billion and she was raised normally. That`s how you raise a child like that in this situation.
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Female 655
well, good for him
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Female 268
he is really happy
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Male 223
Anna nichole smith is dead. I don`t care who the dad is. I don`t care how she died, I want this poo done with >_> My mom interupts my fapping time to tell me who the dad is or how she died >_> I Don`t Care.
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Male 90
^^luke you need to stop sucking... it is bad for your health, and oh yea as for the whole topic of anna nicole, i think it is just a BIG waste of time and money. she was just a waste of food!!
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Male 902
^^
Did you all hear that sucking noise, too? Elephant fellatio must be imminent.
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Male 413
no i dont mean her daughter. i mean when is anna going to finally die? i mean she really died a long time ago but whenever i turn on the tv i always see something new about hew on the freakin news! i mean, no one cared about her in life, now that she`s dead why is she all over the place? she should just die out already...
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Male 99
luke sucks
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Female 221
I hate the whole Anna Nicole media stuff, but I am so glad he`s that dad. The only thing worse than all the Anna Nicole stuff is the Imus stuff.
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Female 266
Woohoo for him!


Now can we shut up about Anna Nicole?

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Female 5
Sooooo surprised. Yeah. What a tool.
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Female 51
he did win the lottery... kind of.
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Female 1,395
...


*tumbleweed*
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Female 815
I beleive you people have forgotten that Luke sucks. Shame on you.
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Female 22
Oh, he DID win the lottery...
If the lottery was...children?
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Female 583
That`s so very interesting...not.

What is interesting is how much Luke can suck. It truly is amazing.

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Male 339
The fact that this is given so much attention shows how far out of whack priorities are in the media. Leave this garbage for the checkout isle of the supermarket. The most useful aspect of this story is that it will make good lining for the bottom of birdcages. Etc etc etc...
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Female 85
Well i`m just happy that Dannylynn has a father now. Even if her mother wasn`t, well lets just say perfect, im still happy that this whole matter is resolved.
ooo and also, we can get back the the REAL news (ie. Who is in rehab now type of thing!)lol :-)
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Male 2,513
Who gives a f*ck? <Newsflash>Some leach has taken his leaching tool from some other leach.<Newsflash>

I did not click the link and I gave it a one!

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Female 419
Well, I don`t think anybody actually cares.
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Male 1,882
He doesn`t care about the kid, just the money, but that`s IMO.

Please, PLEASE let this be over with. I am tired of hearing about some bimbo overdosing and her kid`s custody battle. LET IT DIE!

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Male 1,024
"my sperm is the winner!"

he kind of did just win the lottery.

ok, now let`s drop it...for good.

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Female 340
I`m glad that he won. I was watching something and they were interviewing him and he was emotional and everything. He looks like he could be more of a postive father than that Stern guy, he looks like he is all in it for the money and nothing else.
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Female 815
Cheeseman and Christy, you do not think Luke sucks? Jesus. You guys suck. Not as much as Luke who i beleive won the `Suckiest Guy In The Universe Award` but still, you`re getting there.
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Male 1,406
Lucky baby. Isn`t it a shame how some people are born into money? Wills shouldn`t exist, they should just take all money and put it in the government... oh well.
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Male 902
^^ Neglected to say luke sucks.

I myself will also have to say that luke sucks. Long and hard does luke suck? Yes

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Female 59
I think howard stern killed her and her son so he could get the kid er gravy train lol so I`m glad he`s not the dady god! this whole thing is so jerry springer.
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Male 1,225
I believe that luke182 (who sucks a lot) is referring to the fact that, Dannielynn was born from Anna Nicole Smith, which means she`s drated. If she`s lucky, she won`t end up abusing drugs and alcohol like her now deceased mother and brother. If she follows the same path, then they`ll rename a wing of Promises in her honor.

I pray that Birkhead will keep her on the straight and narrow.

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Male 348
they chose this lousy thing over my first ever reccomendation `Barney`s on fire`? Sheesh, SOMEBODY cant be bothered to buy a newspaper.

Luke sucks so much, that I`d prefer him over my vacuum!

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Female 815
All posts after this must include the phrase "Luke182 Sucks" or "Luke Sucks" or maybe just a sentence explaining exactly how or how much Luke sucks.
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Female 306
i wonder if he is truly happy that the baby is his or if he is happy at the possibilty of lots of money.
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Male 4,246
luke182, what the hell are you talking about?
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Male 413
when is she going to die?
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Male 76
Wait, let me check....

Nope, I don`t care.

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Male 838
Geez...What`s up with all this "I had sex with a bitch" thing? It`s all about the money.
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Female 1,228
Um, who??
I don`t really care.
It`s just another smug bastard getting rich of someone else`s misfortune, or death in this case.
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Female 110
I wish Stern was the father. Poor guy was the daddy from day one and now he`s gonna lose her. Not fair. Damn Anna Nicole should have told the truth about the father on the birth certificate and saved all the heartache. Some women have a lot to answer for.
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Male 982
Good.
Game.
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Female 123
he basically DID win a lottery.
dannielynn is going to inherit all the money that anna nicole got from the old codger she married the first time and any other money anna had that wasn`t spent on meth-amphetamines and gummi bears.
and as her father and (perhaps) her guardian, he gets to take care of the money as well.
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Male 4,246
"Geez, he looks like he just won the lottery or something."

That`s because he DID. Not only did he get to have sex with Anna Nicole, now he could be sole guardian of her gravy train - er, I mean, her daughter.

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Female 333
Well he`s rich, but the fact is, he still had to fu*k Anna Nicole. Nope, still a loser.

Happy 200th post to meeeeee :)

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Male 336
why does any one give a poo about this whore? Anna Smith is dead forever, get over it media. *goes on a murderous rampage*
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Male 902
Some slut got knocked up, then promptly ODs and now I care who the hell the father of her child is? That doesn`t make any sense......
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Female 1,382
Geez, if it were my kid I wouldn`t want it!
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Male 1,092
ok, he`s a father. well done
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Male 43
Link: Larry Birkhead is Dannielynn`s Father [Rate Link] - Geez, he looks like he just won the lottery or something.
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