Knowing When You`re Too Old to Wear a Bikini

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny
http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1755053/ls:1701

I think this lady might just be a few years too old to pull it off.
There are 124 comments:
Female 195
I saw that and said oh my god ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. And finally tore my eyes away from the horrid sight. I mean I`m glad she likes her body but jeeze, for the sake of the rest of us...cover up woman!
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Male 115
thats just not right uhhhhh.
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Female 3
see implants will turn on you!!! be comfortable with who you are, so you dont end up with that!!!
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Male 1
GRANDMA?
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Female 920
Paris?
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Male 155
holly S.HIT i`m going to play F.E.A.R on ps3 so i can kill something it helps me forget....That ...eewwwww...i feel really sick... an i have a headache............
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Female 1,470
O god...
THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS! THINKING HAAAAAAAAPPY THOUGHTS!
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Male 449
well... that ruined my day
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Male 302
I am sorry, people like that shouldn`t be allowed to walk in public in that. She should be arrested for public indecency and disturbing the peace.
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Female 583
That actually is revolting. I`m afraid I might go blind if I look directly at it...
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Female 583
GRANDMA?!?!
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Female 350
Why doesn`t this site have an edit button yet...
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Female 350
I was going to say "Good thing there isn`t a back view... but then someone posted it..." her skin looks like a cooked turkey in the back view picture......
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Male 315
yuuuk! Didn`t need to see that
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Male 17
this is why god made oil and fire.
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Female 43
o_O It seriously looks like she`s wearing skin colored clothing. Like you can take it off at any moment and not be as scary looking.
My eyes burn..a lot ;-;
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Male 695
...that was HORRIBLE
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Female 80
uhhhhm implants much?
i don`t think there is a natural way for her boobs to stay in that shape...
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Male 799
the only person who whould have been wearing a bikini is the guy
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Male 70
HEY!!! Not cool! I was eating...
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Female 57
And this DIDNT have NSFW????
Woah.
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Male 171
that was wrong.....
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Male 157
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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Female 155
Jesus, blugh.
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Male 2
Thank God they didn`t show the back of that thong.........Beef Jerky!
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Male 147
100th Comment!
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Female 1,395
`unusual place to store doughnuts` was the first thing that ocured to me.
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Male 182
your modeling days are over, miss plastic
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Female 239
What`s awesome is the dude next to her would make the best Homer Simpson ever!
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Male 29
I`d hit it....with a stick maybe
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Male 233
AHHHHH OMFG SHE HAS NAILS THE SIZE OF TIMBUCTU or whtevr
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Female 60
no.......just no.....old people are gross enough to begin with without going out nearly naked.
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Female 1,492
why must people post pictures that i can never unsee again?
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Male 341
I`d hit it...

Just kidding ;-)

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Female 606
Holy. Crap.
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Female 1,398
i though this was the picture of the one 100 year old lady that is so anorexic that you wonder why she`s not dead. but this.... yuck.
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Female 269
OH GOD! MAKE IT STOP!! I THINK MY EYES ARE BEING GOUGEDOUT OF MY SOCKETS!
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Male 205
OMG *PUKES* You might as not wear anything with something that small. Those implants suck.
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Female 576
dang...crazy old people..lol
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Female 560
omg *vomits*
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Male 59
... hawt.
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Female 190
Female 535
anorexic
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Male 1,364
NAZ T
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Female 207
GROSS!!!!!!!
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Female 2,244
OMG even her implants are halfway to her belly button! But you know, whatever - if those people are happy then I don`t have to look I guess.
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Male 135
i amsd vblined

Thanks I`m friggin blind now!

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Female 655
O_o
i`m scarred
i don`t think i`ll recover.....
blech
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Male 385
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 137
aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!
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Female 122
Whoa, *misunderstood" I meant. See what a bad day I`m having? I can`t even spell!
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Female 74
I just threw up a little in my mouth.That was absolutely disgusting.She was all skin, bones, and implants.She looked anorexic
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Female 1,007
"http://www.collegehumor.com/pictur...

Back view!"

No, F*CK YOU.

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Female 1,007
F*ck. Me.
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Female 122
Emzie, sorry for hating! I`ve been in a bad mood today. :( I miss understood you and I`m sorry.
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Female 363
I wonder how Pamela Anderson is going to turn out like... O_O ew.
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Male 358
I was frozen from shock. I could not click `x` and it made me cry.

*shudders*

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Female 330
Anorexia + implants = ...mmmm.
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Female 331
I think I just vomited a little.
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Male 78
but only a few
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Male 991
My dad walked in and went, "I`d tap that."

Lol.

Bleeeggghhh.... :-(

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Female 174
Beangreen chill! I just meant that she`s slim enough to pull off a bikini, I don`t mean that that`s the one size to be! And I`m not some skinny "fat hater" as you put it! I`m 130 amd love my curves!
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Female 2,552
Not this link, HERRRRR!!
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Female 2,552
OLDDDDDD!!!
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Male 210
WTF!! they are my grand-parents!!
Who putted them on I Am Bored?
I`m gonna sue you guys!!
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Male 128
Made me throw up in my mouth a bit.
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Male 140
yep modernbenoni, there is definently adult content on that site
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Female 314
ewww. gross i think i just threw up a little in my mouth... she needs to be ironed out..... gross....
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Female 1,065
....gross
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Female 220
ewwwww

I need brain bleach now.

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Male 69
o poo, grandma ??????
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Male 69
id hit it
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Female 1,468
Schmexy, ooo la la.
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Male 1,114
If y` want more nightmares, there`s more pictures of her on Here and from different angles. All the natives were following her and laughing at her... also, that website may contain some *ahem* inappropriate content *ahem*
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Male 9
AAH!! MY EYES!!! ok well i like to see girls in bikinis but im almost certain that i will have nightmares!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :-)
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Male 260
you know there is an 80 year-old guy horny somewhere.....eWwWwWw....
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Female 815
From this post onward people may only post a quote including the phrase `Emzie21 Sucks` or `Emzie Sucks` and explain exactly how much she sucks.
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Male 325
imagine your that grandma`s grandson
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Female 66
it`s age and anorexia both...I feel sorry for her. :S
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Female 781
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Female 281
EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man...there are some things that you can`t unsee
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Female 123
O GOD no... ewww.
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Female 538
Okay she "shouldn`t" be wearing a bikini because okay she isn`t as young and fresh as she used to be but I say good on her to be honest. And the woman next to her also in a bikini. Good on her too. Fine; she isn`t a stick thin model type but still good on her for having the confidence to be able to go out in a bikini like that. As to the man; what else is he going to wear? Swim shorts? Well; its his choice to wear Speedos.
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Female 109
I HOPE that picture was photoshopped! X-(
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Female 203
I dont think anyone in that picture should be wearing a bikini.

AHA look at her nasty drating implants.

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Female 207
Ah, yes, skinny old woman with implants in tiny bikini... Tasty.
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Female 330
Eeeeew. O.O

O.< I really, REALLY wish I didn`t click the link. REALLY.

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Female 122
^^ Emzie. "Right" size? Are you implying there is only one appropriate size for people to be? We should all be uniformly skinny? No variation or uniquness? Shut up your fat-hating mouth, biotch. I`d rather weigh 600 pounds than look like that skinny old rat.
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Female 174
hey credit to her at least she`s the right size for it she hasnt let herself go weight wise!
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Male 3,255
Not ONE person in that picture should be wearing what they are wearing...
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Female 101
Holy crap. Its Paris Hilton in 30 years.
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Male 264
Gawd, we can only HOPE that it`s photoshopped.
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Female 149
oh.my.god. is that what old people who had implants when they were younger end up like?!
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Female 221
photoshop?
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Male 838
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I`M MELTING..AAAHHHHHHHHH
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Female 1,403
Now I don`t feel so bad about wearing a bikini myself.
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Male 946
omg i think i actually stopped breathing for a few seconds there

woop woop 300 postssssssssssssssssss<

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Male 381
why god?!? *TEARS OUT OWN EYES*
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Female 815
...>_>....<_<...-Projectile vomits into a dustbin-
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Female 46
Ahhhhh!!! My eyes!!! They`re burning!!!

I so didn`t need to see that!!!

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Female 748
I admire her for being comfortable with her body and all that... but... egads man.
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Male 756
She is suffering from advanced arthritis, as can be recognized from the enlarged hand joints.

I`m not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Oh, and she`s a vegetarian in dire need of protein, and he is not.

I`m not a nutritionist, either.

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Male 1,406
Wow... that`s not right.
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Female 1,832
My dad walked in and went, "I`d tap that."


Gotta love the guy.

LMAO Willowpuff!! Thats something my Dad would say too.... ha ha!!

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Female 1,832
Oh NO she didn`t!! I think I may be blind now, thank god...
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Female 2,761
I just threw up a little
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Male 105
ooooh
i think i need to take a cold shower
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Male 1,882
Anyone got some bleach? I need to rinse out my eyes.
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Female 152
yea i saw this the other day, her fake boobs are sagging its that bad, lol. You should see the "other pic from denial island" that college humor posted after this one... its even worse.
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Female 28
Her problem isn`t age, it`s anoexia.
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Male 2,796
My eyes... they are burning...
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Female 34
she looks happy
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Female 2,220
My dad walked in and went, "I`d tap that."


Gotta love the guy.

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Male 17
I would.
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Male 251
SEXY!!!
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Male 10,440
ewwww
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Male 54
And the old guy in the Speedo next to her!!! OMG MY EYES!!! I`m BLIND!!!
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Female 49
I knew it would be something like this... look at her hand! *shudder*
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Male 4,745
Nothing left but the implants LOL!
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Male 183
This is one of those things that you know you will regret looking at, but you do it anyway.

Then you want to burn your brain to erase all memory of the incident.

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Male 55
Thats why implants are bad. Her tits are 30 but her body`s 70
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Female 59
ewww
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Male 437

wow i am going to have nightmares from that...
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Male 10,115
Link: Knowing When You`re Too Old to Wear a Bikini [Rate Link] - I think this lady might just be a few years too old to pull it off.
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