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Date: 04/06/07 02:09 AM

95 Responses to Keeping Certain People off the Internet

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    April 5, 2007 at 8:40 pm
    Link: Keeping Certain People off the Internet - Mandatory grammar test before you can enter the internets (click ``Try Another`` for variations).
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    fabricant Male 18-29
    503 posts
    April 5, 2007 at 9:43 pm
    This will be useful in the YT Journals.
    Thanks, Buddy.
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    jako9b14270 Male 13-17
    170 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 2:12 am
    Lol. "Enjoy the porn."
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    Icel3lade Male 18-29
    89 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 2:16 am
    Brilliant...now if only it were actually used... :( One can hope, one can hope...*sigh*
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 2:32 am
    Hahahahaha!! :-D
    I can`t wait for the locals to start complaining about the criticism of their grammar and spelling.
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    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 2:54 am
    i hope whoever made that feels realy good about himself for spelling better then me. i really dont care. spelling is trivial. im not someone who follows a rule just because its old.
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    Wildshadow Female 13-17
    57 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 3:03 am
    i shall enjoy the porn VERY MUCH.;-()
  8. Profile photo of tmw1488
    tmw1488 Female 18-29
    96 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 3:20 am
    Haha, seriously that should be implemented. Those were all very simple rules that people learn in elementary/middle school. The only excuse for not knowing those is if you`re in elementary/middle school!
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    FearTheMoo Male 18-29
    38 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 3:22 am
    Seriously, they should make a law that requires anyone that wants an internet connection installed to take this test.
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    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 3:25 am
    Wow that was dumb!
  11. Profile photo of Delfette
    Delfette Female 18-29
    173 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 3:42 am
    Jebler: "...i really dont care. spelling is trivial. im not someone who follows a rule just because its old."

    Well, this is true to a point; Sometimes, I have NO idea what someone is trying to say BECAUSE his/her spelling and grammar are both so poor.

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    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 3:46 am

    Delfette: Not to mention things like business letters, resumes, college papers, and simple respect for yourself and from other people...

    Sorta like not wearing pink pants with red polka-dots.. jebler`s saying he`d wear it because it`s there, when most other people understand the reasons not to.
  13. Profile photo of JoJoLee
    JoJoLee Female 18-29
    30 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 3:56 am
    That was so simple. I dont understand how some people can`t define the difference between; where, wear and were. Wasn`t everyone taught that in primary school?
    My pet hate is people miss-using dose and does.
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    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 4:19 am
    I agree with Delfette. Some people don`t care about punctuation at all, not realizing that this carelessness will make their messages sometimes totally undecipherable.
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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 4:55 am
    The one I see a lot, which drives me nuts, is "should of" instead of "should`ve", as in "You should of been there."
  16. Profile photo of Djeniek
    Djeniek Male 18-29
    210 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 5:09 am
    Simple, Simple!
    I still have these tests in school.
    Guess I just never will be able to enjoy the porn.
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 5:26 am
    oh you definitely need a lot more of these tests to make the internet idiot proof.
  18. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 5:50 am
    I think people should stop being so lazy and learn to spell in the first place.

    Yes, yes, the porn will add to my collection,mwhahahaha

  19. Profile photo of Bajatar
    Bajatar Female 40-49
    345 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 6:19 am
    I just read this and did one of those quizzes linked here afterwards. Guess what the result of that quiz was: "Your complicated, blablabla ..." :-)

    It would be funny if it wasn`t so sad.

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    Aelia Female 18-29
    129 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 6:20 am
    Sweet chicken, kids! I`m allowed on the internet!

    Probably has something to do with my slight grammar nazi tendencies.

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    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 6:21 am
    Would`ve been better if it was an actual test instead of little one-shots. And I didn`t see any spelling questions, just pick the homonym questions. If it did spelling then most of the internet would immediately explode, along with all of you, whether you want to admit it or not. I only did five or six though, so it may have tested spelling as well.
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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 6:26 am
    I agree, who gives a crap about spelling and grammar? Although, if you make fun of someone else for their grammar and spelling you have to be spot on yours. Also, if you are trying to flame someone and you use improper grammar and spelling your are a douchebag poohole that deserves to be shot in the head at close range.
  23. Profile photo of chibipluto
    chibipluto Female 13-17
    56 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 8:12 am
    Its/it`s confusion is hardly the worst you see on the internet... we should be kepping off ppl who type lyk ths an intentially mispell evry wurd, an maby the ppl who ad tuns of excalmatin marks to evertin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    necros Male 18-29
    453 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 8:15 am
    ORLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 8:17 am
    YA RLY!!!eleven111!!!one!!eleventy!1one.!
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    qwidjibo Male 30-39
    286 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 8:23 am
    Congratulations, and welcome to the World Wide Web!

    Enjoy the porn!

    yay :-)
    i wonder if jamal jones could pass it :-P

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    faerieannie Female 18-29
    6 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 8:23 am
    spelling and grammar is all good, but in fairness not everyone finds it easy. as long as you can understand what is actually being said it shouldn`t be a big deal. also this is what spellcheck was invented for.:-D
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    Capt-Palmsy Male 13-17
    151 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 8:40 am
    there must be a typo, arcade fire are awful.
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    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 9:10 am
    I don`t care how bad people`s grammar and spelling is as long as I can understand their message. It`s gotten so bad that sometimes I seriously can`t, though. I hope people pay closer attention when they`re writing papers and stuff.
  30. Profile photo of Enth
    Enth Male 18-29
    103 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 9:29 am
    Easy of course
  31. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 9:47 am
    I DO ENJOY.
    REGULARLY.
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    Pyro_Raver Male 18-29
    284 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 9:59 am
    It shalt be added to the achive
    wonder if this would get rid of the damn Roffelcopters. Roffelwaffels however can stay
  33. Profile photo of LoonLeader
    LoonLeader Female 13-17
    106 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 10:11 am
    I wish this were real.
  34. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 10:38 am
    I`ve been waiting to long to see this happen.

    But in a serious note, notice how just about EVERYBODY is using proper grammar and spelling in the comments

  35. Profile photo of Loisx
    Loisx Female 18-29
    10 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 11:23 am
    Theres more to life than spelling and grammar
  36. Profile photo of iamboredest
    iamboredest Female 13-17
    91 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 11:45 am
    I think I stayed there for TOO long.
  37. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 12:00 pm
    i won and i will enjoy the porn
  38. Profile photo of kohokid28
    kohokid28 Male 13-17
    181 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 12:08 pm
    I`ve been waiting to long to see this happen.
    But in a serious note, notice how just about EVERYBODY is using proper grammar and spelling in the comments


    i noticed that as well man. lol

  39. Profile photo of linkcma
    linkcma Male 18-29
    302 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 12:34 pm
    That would cool if it was real.
  40. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 12:35 pm
    thank you 2nd grade english grammer class
  41. Profile photo of n3wb13
    n3wb13 Female 70 & Over
    8 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 12:47 pm
    Wow, imagine the internet without idiots!
  42. Profile photo of dorcus
    dorcus Male 13-17
    213 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 12:50 pm
    yes we should implement this err I mean noooooooo ths is lk whoreible
  43. Profile photo of beefno
    beefno Male 18-29
    76 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 1:08 pm
    I`m thinking this idea would keep several of our members from commenting...
  44. Profile photo of crazyguy24
    crazyguy24 Male 18-29
    552 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 1:13 pm
    NO WAI!!!1
  45. Profile photo of simonb123
    simonb123 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 1:26 pm
    YaY My GrAmmErr Iz KOoL
  46. Profile photo of Lazorfish
    Lazorfish Male 13-17
    738 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 1:41 pm
    I want this enforced.
    Now.
  47. Profile photo of iansquall
    iansquall Female 18-29
    601 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 1:45 pm
    Ha, if only there were ways to keep those people off of the internet.

    Maybe spelling/grammar doesn`t matter on the Internet, but it matters everywhere else. If you get into the practice of using bad grammar, you`re going to use it everywhere, which isn`t good if you want a decent job or education.

    ppl hu tipe lyke dis need to die, not just be restricted from the internet.

  48. Profile photo of darkwolfyone
    darkwolfyone Female 13-17
    109 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 1:51 pm
    eh, if i can`t understand what someone has typed i just ignore it because it must not be that important if it`s typed in such a bad manner.
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    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 2:10 pm
    Lol
  50. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 2:32 pm
    hooray I`m in!!
  51. Profile photo of crhottie01
    crhottie01 Female 18-29
    4 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 2:44 pm
    ah, if only. one of my pet peeves are when people use then instead of than, or when they use should of instead of should`ve. So basic, yet so many seem to lack any sort of gramatical skill.
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    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 2:54 pm
    tht was crap
  53. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 3:15 pm
    this is awesome... incorrect word usage by people on the internet is one of my biggest pet peeves
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    thesupreme1 Male 13-17
    148 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 3:18 pm
    The Internet would die if this happens.

    I got "Their, There, and They`re"
    Personally I would type like crap on purpose to just piss everyone off.

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    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 3:31 pm
    People with bad grammar should be ass raped daily.
  56. Profile photo of gr8nbed69
    gr8nbed69 Female 18-29
    110 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 4:57 pm
    enjoy the porn!
  57. Profile photo of toaster_grin
    toaster_grin Female 18-29
    4 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 4:59 pm
    i WISH.
  58. Profile photo of KimonoThief
    KimonoThief Male 18-29
    126 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 5:15 pm
    This truly needs to be implemented. The one that pisses me off most is people using "their" or "there" for "they`re."
  59. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 5:20 pm
    the one that pisses me off the most is "your an idiot." IRONY
  60. Profile photo of Foob
    Foob Male 40-49
    382 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 5:35 pm
    That gave me a warm feeling of fuzzy happiness.
    If this was implimented, the internets would be a better, happier place.
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    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 5:42 pm
    Wow, Jebler, you just officially outed yourself as an idiot!
  62. Profile photo of Guest5386
    Guest5386 Female 18-29
    302 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 5:57 pm
    hmmm i dont think "bad spelling" and "condensing words" to type faster is a problem.

    What kids need to understand, is that there is 2 type of english. The everyday english and the proper english.

    Like you can wear your freaking polka dot pants on the street all you want... just not go to work with it if you are a lawyer...

    Language is in "evolution" as much as you think its going from good to bad, your good was once bad too. your "can`t" was once "can not" and so on... as every language change depending on where you are (colour and color for example) its normal that when you are on the internet, there a modification of the language.

    I am for it, just as long as kid understand there is 2 type of languages, things should be fine, which inst the case now, ask any teacher ^^

    *DISCLAIMER: after comments about my bad english, I now need to tell people its not my native language. Now you know I`m not a retard, just love to learn ma

  63. Profile photo of Omgroflwtf
    Omgroflwtf Male 13-17
    510 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 6:04 pm
    tht was crap

    Obviously you didn`t pass. B-|

  64. Profile photo of ddr_coke21
    ddr_coke21 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 6:17 pm
    That was awesome.
    I did the wrong one once, to see what it would say.
    It said: "I`m sorry, you are not allowed on the internet. Why not read a book?"
    Below, it had a dictionary, English for dummies and... I forget the other one.
  65. Profile photo of Cy
    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 6:23 pm
    On 4/6/2007 2:54:40 AM jebler wrote: i hope whoever made that feels realy good about himself for spelling better then me. i really dont care. spelling is trivial. im not someone who follows a rule just because its old. LOL. Did you fail the test, jebler?
  66. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 6:27 pm
    OMG HAX TRICK QUESTION!!!!!!!11
  67. Profile photo of xRevengex
    xRevengex Female 18-29
    419 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 6:31 pm
    That got repetitive.

    I do get annoyed when people typ lyk dis!!11! and use incorrect terms. I stick to correct grammar because it makes things easier to read and understand.

  68. Profile photo of ragragdoll
    ragragdoll Female 18-29
    88 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 6:44 pm
    i passed. woo.
  69. Profile photo of wittlewolfe
    wittlewolfe Male 18-29
    10 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 7:15 pm
    You guys are forgetting one very important thing. Is this program going to distinguish between American English (written in the US and most of Latin America) and the Queen`s English (written in Canada, the UK, Australia, and well pretty much the rest if the English writing world). You know, tyre = tire, behaviour = behavior, and so forth.
  70. Profile photo of Spiffy17
    Spiffy17 Male 13-17
    127 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 7:19 pm
    Holy crap. This is a better breakthrough then that one about the monkey and that robot arm!

    Should indefinitely be implemented!

  71. Profile photo of Stentorian
    Stentorian Male 13-17
    425 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 7:26 pm
    To be authorized to even communicate in a language one should be required to pass a much more difficult grammar and spelling test, not just a simple question to be allowed on the internet. I can`t stand idiots.
  72. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 7:59 pm
    I think you should also be instantly disconnected from the internet if you write in caps or spam exclamation/question marks.

    U NO WAT I MEEN!?!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????

  73. Profile photo of dashrendar98
    dashrendar98 Male 13-17
    132 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 9:07 pm
    "Enjoy the porn!" I will, and thank you very much, Mr. Internets.
  74. Profile photo of JeanaH
    JeanaH Female 13-17
    406 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 9:16 pm
    lolzors i pasd wit fling culerz, i gat et after thee 100th tym. Yeah you can tell I did that on purpose. Yeah. Uh. Yeah.
  75. Profile photo of TheBuzzer
    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
    472 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 10:37 pm
    i speed definitely wrong ;/
  76. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 12:29 am
    pft. all i can say
  77. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 1:31 am
    i feel like an idiot now
  78. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 3:35 am
    Nah, the one that annoys me is people not knowing how to use a posessive apostrophe, ie "BURGER`S" or "Let`s get pizza`s!"... no!!
  79. Profile photo of Diddie
    Diddie Male 18-29
    217 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 9:31 am
    thats all ko unless you`re lexdyscic
  80. Profile photo of All4nothing
    All4nothing Female 18-29
    127 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 11:42 am
    DAM!!! I DESPISE YOU SOCIETY!! All day at school I have to spell everything correctly, and the only time I can misspell is on the internet, and even THEY criticize my spelling now!
  81. Profile photo of All4nothing
    All4nothing Female 18-29
    127 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 11:42 am
    "Spelling iz mi bezt subgect"
  82. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 3:36 pm
    Keeping illiterate morons off the internet, only people that can read should enjoy the pron :D
  83. Profile photo of 2353683
    2353683 Female 70 & Over
    178 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 4:54 pm
    this is bull.

    I put in "you are" and it told me that I am now blocked.

    drat the internet.

  84. Profile photo of woohooitsme
    woohooitsme Female 13-17
    98 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 7:04 pm
    too easy.
  85. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
    629 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 10:56 pm
    Seriously, there shouldn`t be any reason to not have correct grammar and spelling on forums. In games, sure no one cares about grammar unless you tak liek dis.
  86. Profile photo of Prowler2885
    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 12:35 am
    I definitely like the affect that this is gonna have onlin.

    To many pepole would not aprove this, but they must learn proper grammer and spelling.

    Rite?

  87. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 9:08 am
    How pretentious.
  88. Profile photo of schmexie
    schmexie Female 13-17
    351 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 12:24 pm
    but that was so easy, who the hell wouldn`t pass something like that? well actually, i know quite a few people who wouldn`t having said that. we should get this implemented and keep the dumb-asses off the internet! who`s with me?
  89. Profile photo of RachelAngie
    RachelAngie Female 18-29
    165 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 1:47 pm
    Heheh.
  90. Profile photo of missknox
    missknox Female 18-29
    105 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 2:15 pm
    What about a filter for "plz" and "lol"?
  91. Profile photo of mikedasnipe
    mikedasnipe Male 18-29
    18 posts
    April 9, 2007 at 6:31 am
    i would set up a site for captcha answers =P.
  92. Profile photo of JohannaxStar
    JohannaxStar Female 13-17
    53 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 3:29 pm
    Personally, I hate it when people: TyPe LiKe ThIs!!!!!!
  93. Profile photo of Delta_Dark
    Delta_Dark Female 13-17
    32 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 4:42 pm
    johannaxstar i hate it 2 TyPe LiKe ThIs i dont reli no wot 2 tell them like stop tryin 2 confuse me!! n thank u for the porn. ahahaha... its cos im kwl
  94. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 9:06 pm
    "enjoy the porn"

    you mean the free 30 second clips that even a four year old can get to?

  95. Profile photo of mrsptrmurphy
    mrsptrmurphy Female 13-17
    58 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 11:18 pm
    Enjoy the porn!

    Yes I do.

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