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Hahaha, I love this.
STDs: Get the sensationlmao!
Stool samples: bet you cant just have onehahaha
sooo many funny ones!!
Where`s the cream filling?
A Good Ol` Beatin` - It Does A Body Good
Beer. The other white meat.
Cramps. 57 varieties.
Michael Jackson. No more tears.
Excessive gas. The best a man can get.
Hairy nipples. Keep that schoolgirl complexion.
Alzheimer`s. When you got it, flaunt it!!! XD
Menstruation. Are you man enough to try it?
Tumors. Get the sensation.
Bush. If he kissed you once, will he kiss you again?
Hiroshima. Built tough.
Amputation. Where`s the beef?
Bullpoo. A little dab`ll do ya.
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
It takes a togh man to make a tender chicken.
Australian for beer.
It`s magically delicious.
The other white meat.
Your flexible friend.
this slogan thing kicks butt
MenstruationIt`s the quicker picker-upper!
CrackFor a good clean feeling, no matter what.
PenisMaybe she`s born with it.
LOL the last one was my favourite!!! :D
BIRD FLULife`s too short.
"Genetailia, where`s the cream filling?"
Cocaine-Bet you cant have just one!
Anal leakageis it a soup yet?
"Infant Death - Captain says make it happen"
"Genocide - Absorbs like magic"
"Stool Samples - It`s magically delicious"I don`t care how delicious you say it is, I DON`T want to try you samples!
"Chlamydia - Keep that schoolgirl complexion"Yes, that`s pretty much accurate.
"Beer - Obey your thirst"What the-? BE FUNNY, DAMN YOU!
"Chuck Norris - Trusted for over 50 years to relieve minor aches"That`s true, because if you have your bones broken, you won`t feel the MINOR aches, anymore!
"Nerve Gas - Makes the world taste better"Hitler jokes, anyone?
"Sodomy - Does she...or doesn`t she?"Who knows? Or better: Who cares?
"Genitalia - An Army of One"Indeed! If you are a guy, at least...
"Feces - Because I`m worth it"Somebody has low self-esteem.
Ahh There are so many good ones!
Delicious and refreshing
because I got that one but whe beat me to it......and then topped it with even funnier quotes XD!
haha i love this thing.
Making WhoopieSomething special in the air.
RetardationThe best part of waking up.
BeerGood to the last drop! (hey wait, that one made sense!)*then*BeerDelicious and refreshing! (DAMMIT! be funny!)
Monkey Humping: Plop Plop Fizz Fizz- Oh What a relief it is!
Chuck Norris: Are you man enough to try it?
Michael Jackson: Melts in your mouth - not in your hand!
Herpes: Yeah we got that!
liked that one :P
Hiroshimathat was easy.
BeastiallityA fun weekend in every box.
Erectile Disfunction: Maybe she`s born with it.
Constipation: It`s all inside.
Bullpoo: The other white meat
Holocaust: Sometimes you`ve got to break the rules
Diarrhea: Fast, fast, fast relief.
Retardation: Billions and billions served. (Too true.)
Elephantiasis: If you`ve got it, flaunt it.
Oh dear, some of theses are really bad.
Retardation - Raise your hand if your sure.
Anal leakage - Yum, Yum Bumble Bee, Bumble Bee Tuna
Amputation - Maybe shes born with it.
Pit Stains - Get the sensation
Dumb People - Maybe shes born with it.
Depression - Made from the best stuff on Earth.
Helen Keller - Its all inside.
And the one I like the most:Christianity - Sometimes you just feel like a nut
"Diarrhea, is it in you?"
Erectile Disfunction.57 varieties.
Incest.It`s magically delicious.
Suicide.Something good always comes of it.
SORRY. I keep posting them.But they`re SO funny.
AIDs.Is it in you?
Poop.I can`t believe I ate the whole thing.
Hell.Delicious and refreshing.
PENIS.WHERE`S THE CREAM FILLING?
Anal leakage.Let your fingers do the walking.
Hehehehehe... this is officially my entertainment for another 10 seconds! :) Sorry for the double post!
Cramps: Bet you can`t have just one
Diarrhea: Don`t leave home without it
LMFAO! Favourites!!!! :D
Tumours.Australian for beer.
Pit Stains.It`s what`s for dinner.
Genitalia-The magic begins.Crack-Its magically delicious!Rape-Is it in you?Marijuana-I cant belive i ate the whole thing!Date rape-Plop, Plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!
Steroids-Its magicaly delicious
Cancer-All natural. No caffeine
Herpes-Trusted for over 50 years to relive minor aches and pains
Procreation-No rules. Just right.
Cocaine-Have it your way.
Okay, I had to.
Oh, noooo. I`m done, I`ll enjoy my slogans in silence now.
GonnorheaTaste the rainbow
AndAnal BleedingIts everywhere you want it to be.
Oh, and the point is to show the nonsense those slogans are and to BE FUNNY! Sheesh!
I work in advertising, so this is doubly funny for me.
Except we no longer use the word "slogan" because it has negative propagandistic connotations.
Now we say "tagline"
Anorexia Don`t leave home without it.
CancerThe best a man can get.
Constipation: Taste the rainbow
Lol some were funny others weren`t that bad.
MurderThe magic begins.
AmericaI`m not a doctor, but I play one of TV.
The only ones I could remember :D
This one was awesome :D
Syphilis Foams as it cleans
too many, so very funny.:-):-):-D
suicidebecause you`ve got a lot of living to do.
im done now i proly wont post any more in this one. maybe
down syndromebe all you can be.
michael jacksonkid tested, mother approved.
to many good ones to list.
CHRISTIANITYBillions and billions served.
AMERICADon`t hate me because I`m beautiful.
ChristianityHave it your way
FECESTry it, you`ll like it!
RAPEthat`s what for dinner.
GENOCIDEhave it your way!
lohohohol!!! i love it!!
Semen: M`m M`m Good!