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Date: 04/13/07 02:01 AM

159 Responses to Have a Slogan

  1. Profile photo of headwound
    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 1:40 am
    Link: Have a Slogan - Click Murphy to generate a random slogan.
  2. Profile photo of headwound
    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 2:07 am
    my favorite one: "abortion: maybe she`s born with it"
  3. Profile photo of tharith
    tharith Male 18-29
    266 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 2:09 am
    monkey humping: the best a man can get
  4. Profile photo of Assassin_963
    Assassin_963 Male 13-17
    205 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 2:09 am
    Lol, that was awesome. But I`m pretty sure that the dude above me just wanted to say that so he wold get the first. Beat me to it, damnit...
  5. Profile photo of Assassin_963
    Assassin_963 Male 13-17
    205 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 2:11 am
    OMG!!

    Semen: M`m M`m Good!

  6. Profile photo of headwound
    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 2:13 am
    "Poop: what can brown do for you?"
  7. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 2:14 am
    Nerve Gas: Have It Your Way.
  8. Profile photo of BeanGreen
    BeanGreen Female 18-29
    122 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 2:34 am
    God: down on the farm.
  9. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 2:54 am
    Child abuse, A fun weekend in a box.
  10. Profile photo of Athorn
    Athorn Female 18-29
    263 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 3:11 am
    hahaha
    semen: it`s magically delicious!
  11. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 3:15 am
    ABORTION
    where`s the cream filling?

    RAPE
    that`s what for dinner.

    GENOCIDE
    have it your way!

    lohohohol!!! i love it!!

  12. Profile photo of Athorn
    Athorn Female 18-29
    263 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 3:16 am
    oh and...
    necrophilia: save a buck or two!
  13. Profile photo of paqman
    paqman Male 18-29
    18 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 3:19 am
    GENOCIDE
    For a good clean feeling, no matter what!

    CHRISTIANITY
    Billions and billions served.

    AMERICA
    Don`t hate me because I`m beautiful.

    Christianity
    Have it your way

    FECES
    Try it, you`ll like it!

  14. Profile photo of Himchicken
    Himchicken Male 13-17
    19 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 3:26 am
    TROJEN... IS IT IN YOU?
  15. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 3:43 am
    procreation
    finger licking good.

    down syndrome
    be all you can be.

    michael jackson
    kid tested, mother approved.

    to many good ones to list.

  16. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 3:44 am
    XD Haha

  17. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 3:44 am
    hahhahhahaha

    suicide
    because you`ve got a lot of living to do.

    im done now i proly wont post any more in this one. maybe

  18. Profile photo of Cyanic
    Cyanic Male 13-17
    388 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 3:45 am
    Gonohea, It really whips the llama`s ass.
    XD XD Winamp anybody?
  19. Profile photo of igothack
    igothack Male 18-29
    11 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 3:54 am
    Chuck Norris
    reveal the goddess in you.
    hah chucks gay
  20. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 5:21 am
    HA ha lol!!!
    God:
    I`m lovin` it!
    Blindness:
    It`s the real thing

    too many, so very funny.:-):-):-D

  21. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 5:37 am
    Anna Nicole Smith
    Raise your hand if you`re sure

    Syphilis
    Foams as it cleans

  22. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 5:56 am
    And the point?
  23. Profile photo of quedas
    quedas Male 18-29
    163 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 6:30 am
    Rape
    Obey your thirst

    This one was awesome :D

  24. Profile photo of carnivia2
    carnivia2 Female 13-17
    86 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 6:45 am
    Rape
    The best a man can get

    Murder
    The magic begins.

    America
    I`m not a doctor, but I play one of TV.

    The only ones I could remember :D

  25. Profile photo of tiger__paw
    tiger__paw Female 18-29
    132 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 7:36 am
    Blindness: Reach out and touch someone.

    HA!!!

  26. Profile photo of xRevengex
    xRevengex Female 18-29
    419 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 7:49 am
    Semen: delicious and refreshing

    Constipation: Taste the rainbow

    Lol some were funny others weren`t that bad.

  27. Profile photo of micky2
    micky2 Male 18-29
    225 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 8:32 am
    Anal Leakage: Tastes great Less filling HAHAHA
  28. Profile photo of SKASKASKASKA
    SKASKASKASKA Male 18-29
    213 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 8:33 am
    chlamydia; it`s australian beer
  29. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 9:14 am
    Lol! Mine said:
    Bestiality
    Makes the world taste better
  30. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 9:17 am
    Lmao these are funny!
    Suicide
    Kid tested. Mother approved.
  31. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 9:23 am
    Christianity
    Don`t leave home without it

    Cancer
    The best a man can get.

  32. Profile photo of sunwavewind
    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 9:24 am
    I got:
    Obesity
    Don`t leave home without it.

    and then...

    Anorexia
    Don`t leave home without it.

  33. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 9:30 am
    blindness:
    kid tested, mother approved.
    great stuff!
  34. Profile photo of rpm2004
    rpm2004 Male 18-29
    96 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 9:44 am
    Blindness
    when you`ve go it,flaunt it.

  35. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 10:18 am
    Sodomy: the best a man can get.
    I love it.

    I work in advertising, so this is doubly funny for me.

    Except we no longer use the word "slogan" because it has negative propagandistic connotations.

    Now we say "tagline"

  36. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 10:52 am
    Ha! "Diarrhea: Australian for beer"
  37. Profile photo of capitol
    capitol Male 18-29
    3 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 10:59 am
    Heart Disease
    Once you POP, you can`t STOP!

    aHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  38. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 11:07 am
    Marijuana - No rules. Just right.
    Anal Leakage - Something good always comes of it.
    Butt Loving - Get the sentation.
    Anorexia - M`m! M`m! Good!
    Chlamydia - They`rrrre GR-R-REAT!
    Fellatio - The other white meat.
    Steroids - We try harder.
    Genocide - Where`s the beef?
    Crack - All natural. No Caffeine.
    Beasitality - Because I`m worth it.

    Oh, and the point is to show the nonsense those slogans are and to BE FUNNY! Sheesh!

  39. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 11:23 am
    "tampax: the best a man can get"
    0_o
  40. Profile photo of infearno
    infearno Male 70 & Over
    381 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 11:53 am
    Abortion, bet you can`t eat just one. lol nasty
  41. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
    799 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 12:34 pm
    Anal Bleeding
    Cuts grease fast.
  42. Profile photo of beeheehee
    beeheehee Male 13-17
    61 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 12:52 pm
    my favs

    Gonnorhea
    Taste the rainbow

    And
    Anal Bleeding
    Its everywhere you want it to be.

  43. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 12:56 pm
    Cancer-An army of one
  44. Profile photo of jvcc
    jvcc Female 13-17
    354 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 12:57 pm
    "Chest Hair
    Maybe she`s born with it."

    Ewwwww. XD

  45. Profile photo of jvcc
    jvcc Female 13-17
    354 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 12:59 pm
    "Anna Nichole Smith
    Try it, you`ll like it."

    Oh, noooo. I`m done, I`ll enjoy my slogans in silence now.

  46. Profile photo of jvcc
    jvcc Female 13-17
    354 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 1:00 pm
    "Herpes
    The San-Fran-cisco treat!"

    Okay, I had to.

  47. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 1:00 pm
    God-Flavour so good I feel like a queen.

    Steroids-Its magicaly delicious

    Cancer-All natural. No caffeine

    Cunnilingus-57 varietys

    Herpes-Trusted for over 50 years to relive minor aches and pains

    Procreation-No rules. Just right.

    Cocaine-Have it your way.

  48. Profile photo of beeheehee
    beeheehee Male 13-17
    61 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 1:01 pm
    Some of my bests

    Genitalia-The magic begins.
    Crack-Its magically delicious!
    Rape-Is it in you?
    Marijuana-I cant belive i ate the whole thing!
    Date rape-Plop, Plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!

  49. Profile photo of sk8junkie922
    sk8junkie922 Male 13-17
    14 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 1:01 pm
    crap-mama mia thats a spicy meat ball lol
  50. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 1:07 pm
    Penis.
    Something good always comes of it.


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  51. Profile photo of beeheehee
    beeheehee Male 13-17
    61 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 1:08 pm
    Nerve Gas-Im lovin it.
    Heroin-Good goes around.
    War-No rules, Just right.
    Michael Jackson-Kid tested. Mother approved.
    Child abuse-Something good always comes of it.
    Penis-Have it your way
    Necrophilia-Just do it.
    Chuck Norris-Built tough.
    Trojan-57 varieties
    Genocide-the fresh maker.
  52. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 1:10 pm
    Excessive gas.
    Get the sensation.

    Tumours.
    Australian for beer.

    Pit Stains.
    It`s what`s for dinner.

  53. Profile photo of gingernut333
    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 1:10 pm
    Incest: Kid Tested. Mother Approved

    Cramps: Bet you can`t have just one

    Diarrhea: Don`t leave home without it

    LMFAO! Favourites!!!! :D

  54. Profile photo of gingernut333
    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 1:11 pm
    Omg just got a fab one:
    Penis: Makes the world taste better...

    Hehehehehe... this is officially my entertainment for another 10 seconds! :) Sorry for the double post!

  55. Profile photo of BabiiGirl93
    BabiiGirl93 Female 13-17
    441 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 1:14 pm
    Incest: taste the rainbow. HAHAHAH. that just mad my day!!!i think i will use that 2 day....somehow
  56. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 1:16 pm
    Stool samples.
    It really whips the llama`s ass.

    AIDs.
    Is it in you?

    Poop.
    I can`t believe I ate the whole thing.

    Hell.
    Delicious and refreshing.

    PENIS.
    WHERE`S THE CREAM FILLING?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

    Anal leakage.
    Let your fingers do the walking.

  57. Profile photo of beeheehee
    beeheehee Male 13-17
    61 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 1:16 pm
    Now I reveiw some in these!--->( )
    Fellatio-Down on the farm. (No comment.:-/)
    Infant Death-Im lovin it. (...oh god, thats wrong.)
    A good Ol` Beatin`-Have it your way. (if your the beater, not the beatee.)
    Semen-Its whats for dinner. (Oh god. thats just sick.)
    Anna Nicole Smith-Billions and billions served! (OH SWEET GOD!)
    Penis-Kid tested, Mother approved! (ok. I have no drating comment here.)
    Thats all for now.
  58. Profile photo of soffy2000
    soffy2000 Female 18-29
    23 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 1:24 pm
    Slavery: what can brown do for you? LOL
  59. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 1:24 pm
    Genetalia.
    I can`t believe I ate the whole thing.

    Erectile Disfunction.
    57 varieties.

    Incest.
    It`s magically delicious.

    Suicide.
    Something good always comes of it.

    Hhahahahaahah.

    SORRY. I keep posting them.
    But they`re SO funny.

  60. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    I clicked the generator really fast and got.

    "Diarrhea, is it in you?"

    D=

  61. Profile photo of beeheehee
    beeheehee Male 13-17
    61 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 1:44 pm
    Penis-Melts in your mouth, not in your hands. (Oh god. there are so many things wrong with that sentence, SO MANY!)
    Crack-Kid tested, mother approved. (in todays society...)
    Steroids-Run faster, Jump Higher. (I feel thats an actual steroid tagline.
    Penis-Try it, you`ll like it! (too many penis jokes.)
  62. Profile photo of norwish
    norwish Female 18-29
    432 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 1:57 pm
    wow! jebler actually approves of something!
  63. Profile photo of MagicPotion
    MagicPotion Male 18-29
    58 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 1:58 pm
    Beastiality
    sometimes you have to break the rules
    XD
  64. Profile photo of raceal2
    raceal2 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 2:19 pm
    This is my favorite one so far: Hemorrhoids: Finger lickin` good!
    This one is just plain bad: Holocaust: Kid tested. Mother approved.
  65. Profile photo of SadisticFool
    SadisticFool Male 13-17
    41 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    Cocaine:
    gotta go gotta go gotta go right now.

    ROFL!

  66. Profile photo of atownorg
    atownorg Male 13-17
    305 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 2:47 pm
    obesity: think outside the bun
  67. Profile photo of Linc
    Linc Female 13-17
    444 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 3:09 pm
    Crack
    makes hambugers taste like stakebugers
  68. Profile photo of Linc
    Linc Female 13-17
    444 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    Another one
    Crack
    Yeah we got it :DDDD
  69. Profile photo of Linc
    Linc Female 13-17
    444 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 3:15 pm
    Date rape: Have it your way
  70. Profile photo of Elizard
    Elizard Female 18-29
    68 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 3:32 pm
    Rape: An Army of One
  71. Profile photo of Elizard
    Elizard Female 18-29
    68 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 3:34 pm
    Feces-is it soup yet?
    Diarrhea-Mama Mia, that`s a spicey meat-a-ball
  72. Profile photo of Elizard
    Elizard Female 18-29
    68 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 3:37 pm
    Bird Flu-It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken
    Genitalia-the other white meat
    Genitalia-bet you cant have just one
    AIDS-It helps the hurt stop hurting
    Condoms-control yourself
    Menstruation-Are you man enough to try it?
  73. Profile photo of Evil_Smurf
    Evil_Smurf Male 18-29
    716 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 3:38 pm
    Stool Samples - Good to the last drop!
    Excessive Gas - The Freshmaker
    Dingle Berries - Head for the Border
    Paris Hilton - A great weekend in every box!
    Obesity - Good goes all around
    Obesity - Don`t hate me because I`m beautiful
    Bestiality - Just Do It!

    And the one I like the most:
    Christianity - Sometimes you just feel like a nut

    :-D

  74. Profile photo of Elizard
    Elizard Female 18-29
    68 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 3:46 pm
    War-Trusted for over 50 years to relieve minor aches and pains
    Herpes-Makes the world taste better
    Chest Hair-bet you cant have just one
    Feces-Plop Plop Fizz Fizz Oh what a relief it is
    Semen-Australian for beer
    *Laughs*
    suicide-life`s too short (that`s true)
    The Clap-Yeah, we`ve got that
  75. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 4:03 pm
    God
    It`s what`s for dinner.
  76. Profile photo of lionmane726
    lionmane726 Male 13-17
    41 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 4:06 pm
    "Down Syndrome: Control Yourself."
    LOL
  77. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 4:28 pm
    Chuck Norris- Its the real thing
  78. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 4:35 pm
    Murder - Let your fingers do the walking.

  79. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 4:40 pm
    Condoms - Wheres the cream filling?

    Retardation - Raise your hand if your sure.

    Anal leakage - Yum, Yum Bumble Bee, Bumble Bee Tuna

    Amputation - Maybe shes born with it.

    Pit Stains - Get the sensation

    Dumb People - Maybe shes born with it.

    Depression - Made from the best stuff on Earth.

    Helen Keller - Its all inside.

  80. Profile photo of ThksFrThMmrs
    ThksFrThMmrs Female 13-17
    136 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 5:00 pm
    Paris Hilton-Save a buck or two
    Tampax-I`m lovin it
    Alcoholism-Reach out and touch someone
    Menstruation-Good till the last drop
    Necrophilia-Double your pleasure, double your fun

    Oh dear, some of theses are really bad.

  81. Profile photo of Naname
    Naname Male 13-17
    66 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 5:35 pm
    Necrophilia: Save a buck or two.

    Elephantiasis: If you`ve got it, flaunt it.

  82. Profile photo of Naname
    Naname Male 13-17
    66 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 5:41 pm
    Making Whoopie: The Greatist Show on Earth!

    Erectile Disfunction: Maybe she`s born with it.

    Constipation: It`s all inside.

    Bullpoo: The other white meat

    Holocaust: Sometimes you`ve got to break the rules

    Diarrhea: Fast, fast, fast relief.

    Retardation: Billions and billions served.
    (Too true.)

  83. Profile photo of Orchyd
    Orchyd Female 18-29
    43 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 6:04 pm
    Incest: Nothing comes closer to home.
    Michael Jackson: Is it in you?
    Slavery: Billions and billions served.
    Child Abuse: Once you POP, you can`t STOP!
    Sodomy: The San-Fran-cisco treat!
    Amputation: Raise your hand if you`re sure.
    Hell: The magic begins.
    Tumors: The other white meat.
    Paris Hilton: Billions and billions served.
    Holocaust: A great weekend in every box.
    Anal Leakage: Finger lickin` good.
    Heroin: It makes the hurt stop hurting.
    OJ Simpson: Life`s too short.
    Suicide: Try it, you`ll like it!
    Prison: Are you man enough to try it?
    Amputation: Trusted for over 50 years to relieve minor aches and pains.

  84. Profile photo of wolkanne
    wolkanne Male 30-39
    226 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 6:05 pm
    cancer are you man enough to try it xD
  85. Profile photo of catzgirl
    catzgirl Female 13-17
    57 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 6:10 pm
    Butt Loving : It does the body good.
    lol!
  86. Profile photo of Dracor
    Dracor Male 13-17
    140 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 6:14 pm
    my favorite ones so far.

    Hiroshima
    that was easy.

    Beastiallity
    A fun weekend in every box.

  87. Profile photo of LaurensK90
    LaurensK90 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 6:55 pm
    God
    Something special in the air.

    liked that one :P

  88. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 6:59 pm
    "Menstruation-Good till the last drop"

    [email protected]

  89. Profile photo of chezanne
    chezanne Female 13-17
    4 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 7:11 pm
    Rape: where`s the cream filling?
  90. Profile photo of cmanatlan
    cmanatlan Male 13-17
    602 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 7:36 pm
    Bestiality: Finger lickin good.
  91. Profile photo of crazyguy24
    crazyguy24 Male 18-29
    552 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 8:15 pm
    Anal Bleeding
    It`s all inside.
  92. Profile photo of red_raven
    red_raven Male 18-29
    75 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 9:27 pm
    Date Rape: Because I`m Worth It!

    Monkey Humping: Plop Plop Fizz Fizz- Oh What a relief it is!

    Chuck Norris: Are you man enough to try it?

    Michael Jackson: Melts in your mouth - not in your hand!

    Herpes: Yeah we got that!

  93. Profile photo of seanromm2151
    seanromm2151 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 9:37 pm
    condoms
    "just say chesse"
    LOL!!!1
  94. Profile photo of seanromm2151
    seanromm2151 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 9:38 pm
    diarhea
    cool and refreshing
    lol!!!!
  95. Profile photo of Rauron
    Rauron Male 13-17
    563 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 9:55 pm
    Excessive Gas
    Maybe she`s born with it
    XDDD we hope not
  96. Profile photo of shabufala
    shabufala Male 13-17
    254 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 10:43 pm
    Holocaust
    Raise your hand if you`re sure.
  97. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 10:48 pm
    Excessive Gas
    It`s all inside.

    Making Whoopie
    Something special in the air.

    Retardation
    The best part of waking up.

    Beer
    Good to the last drop! (hey wait, that one made sense!)
    *then*
    Beer
    Delicious and refreshing! (DAMMIT! be funny!)

  98. Profile photo of Ninfi
    Ninfi Female 13-17
    137 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 11:16 pm
    gonorrhea, think outside the bun lol!!
  99. Profile photo of Athorn
    Athorn Female 18-29
    263 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 11:48 pm
    i couldn`t resist listing more haha.
    Malaria- life`s too short
    Murder- it`s everywhere you want to be
    Alcohol- it does a body good (lol)
    Abortion- i`m loving it
    Crap- where`s the cream filling?
    Child Abuse- for a good clean feeling, no matter what
    Herpes- if he kissed you once, will he kiss you again? (lol that makes sense)
    Condoms- what can brown do for you? (eww)
    Poop- are you man enough to try it?
    Fellatio- it takes a tough man to make tender chicken
    The clap- delicious and refreshing

    haha i love this thing.

  100. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 11:55 pm
    NotAllowed (eleventh poster) had the best ones in my opinion. I was going to post
    ABORTION: Where`s the cream filling?

    because I got that one but whe beat me to it......and then topped it with even funnier quotes XD!

  101. Profile photo of dazlthenites
    dazlthenites Female 18-29
    87 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 12:06 am
    lmao! Abortion! I can`t believe I ate the whole thing!
  102. Profile photo of slurba
    slurba Male 13-17
    132 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 12:13 am
    Diarrhea

    Delicious and refreshing

    XD

  103. Profile photo of Omgroflwtf
    Omgroflwtf Male 13-17
    510 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 12:37 am
    Hemorrhoids-taste the rainbow
    Chest hair-Where`s the cream filling?
    Fine ass-the best a man can get
    Erectile Dysfunction-we try harder
    Rape-it`s magically delicious
    Diabetes-made from the best stuff on earth
    Poop-delicious and refreshing
    Steroids-it does a body good
    Cocaine-all natural, no caffeine
    Slavery-head for the border
    Butt loving-maybe she`s born with it
    Constipation-Mama-mia, thatsa spicy meat balla!
  104. Profile photo of Omgroflwtf
    Omgroflwtf Male 13-17
    510 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 12:45 am
    Butt loving-it takes a licking, but it keeps on ticking!
    Poop-maybe she`s born with it
    Monkey humping-flavor so good I feel like a queen
    Obesity-where`s the cream filling?
    Chest hair-A lil dab`l do ya!
    Crap-control yourself!
  105. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 5:57 am
    Amputation
    Raise your hand if you`re sure!

    ROFLMAO

  106. Profile photo of DeadlyLegion
    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 10:47 am
    ROFL
    Date Rape: Bet you can`t have just one.
  107. Profile photo of DeadlyLegion
    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 11:07 am
    Instant classics:
    Fungus: Makes hamburgers taste like steakburgers. <--- xD
    Crabs: Yeah, we got that.
    Cocine: Something good always comes of it.
    Pit Stains: Tastes great, less filling.
    Heroin: Flavour so good I feel like a queen.
    Menstruation: Delicious and refreshing.
    Rape: That was easy. <--- xD
    Crack: The freshmaker. <--- xD
    Penis: Get the sensation.
    Sodomy: We try harder.
    America: One size fits all.
    Crack: The magic begins.
    Anal leakage: 57 Varieties.
    Rabies: Foams as it cleans.

    Ahh There are so many good ones!

  108. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 11:08 am
    Retardation - Maybe she`s born with it
    Marijuana - Delicious and refreshing
    Bird Flu - Makes hamburgers taste like steakburgers
    Crack - Are you man enough to try it?
    Diarrhea - The King of Beers
  109. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 11:26 am
    "America - Don`t hate me, because I`m beatiful" Oh, believe me, that`s not the reason!

    "Infant Death - Captain says make it happen"

    "Genocide - Absorbs like magic"

    "Stool Samples - It`s magically delicious"
    I don`t care how delicious you say it is, I DON`T want to try you samples!

    "Chlamydia - Keep that schoolgirl complexion"
    Yes, that`s pretty much accurate.

    "Beer - Obey your thirst"
    What the-? BE FUNNY, DAMN YOU!

    "Chuck Norris - Trusted for over 50 years to relieve minor aches"
    That`s true, because if you have your bones broken, you won`t feel the MINOR aches, anymore!

    "Nerve Gas - Makes the world taste better"
    Hitler jokes, anyone?

    "Sodomy - Does she...or doesn`t she?"
    Who knows? Or better: Who cares?

    "Genitalia - An Army of One"
    Indeed! If you are a guy, at least...

    "Feces - Because I`m worth it"
    Somebody has low self-esteem.

  110. Profile photo of wolkanne
    wolkanne Male 30-39
    226 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 1:50 pm
    I GOT A NORMAL ONE :O !!!! Beer refreshing and delicious
  111. Profile photo of DemonGirl666
    DemonGirl666 Female 13-17
    7 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 4:31 pm
    ok best one is

    Anal leakage
    is it a soup yet?

  112. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 5:35 pm
    Cocaine.
    Australian for beer
    XD
  113. Profile photo of Lazorfish
    Lazorfish Male 13-17
    738 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 7:20 pm
    Chuck Norris: Let your fingers do the walking.
  114. Profile photo of justKatrina
    justKatrina Female 13-17
    1007 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 7:21 pm
    Genocide
    That was easy.
  115. Profile photo of Lazorfish
    Lazorfish Male 13-17
    738 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 7:25 pm
    Better: Cunninglus-Bet you can`t eat just one.
  116. Profile photo of ddr_coke21
    ddr_coke21 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 8:28 pm
    Penis - Bet you can`t eat just one!
    Hepatitus - Try it, you`ll like it!
    Rape - Have it your way.
    Date Rape - A little dab`ll do ya.
    Holocaust - trusted for over 50 years for minor aches and pains!
  117. Profile photo of Chimmychanga
    Chimmychanga Female 13-17
    5 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 9:31 pm
    Amputation: Run faster, jump higher.
    Chest hair: Don`t hate me because I`m beautiful.
    Paris Hilton: Your flexible friend.
    Incest: Are you man enough to try it?
    Tampax: A great weekend in every box.
    Chuck Norris: It`s the quicker picker-upper.
    Holocaust: Billions and billions served.
    Herpes: Reach out and toch someone.
    Suicide: That was easy.

    Hahah yeah.

  118. Profile photo of procker14
    procker14 Female 18-29
    509 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 10:03 pm
    Cancer: Absorbs like magic!
  119. Profile photo of Assassin_963
    Assassin_963 Male 13-17
    205 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 11:44 pm
    Diarrhea-Control yourself

    Cocaine-Bet you cant have just one!

  120. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 12:48 am
    faveortie one yet,

    "Genetailia, where`s the cream filling?"

  121. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 12:52 am
    The best one:

    BIRD FLU
    Life`s too short.

  122. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 12:52 am
    Nah I changed my mind, there are some better ones in the comments.
  123. Profile photo of JohannaxStar
    JohannaxStar Female 13-17
    53 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 11:56 am
    Suicide : Just do it! :) lol
  124. Profile photo of Naname
    Naname Male 13-17
    66 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 4:11 pm
    Fellatio:
    Double your pleasure, double your fun.
    (Also true)
  125. Profile photo of Naname
    Naname Male 13-17
    66 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 4:12 pm
    Date Rape: A great weekend in every box.
  126. Profile photo of Naname
    Naname Male 13-17
    66 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 4:13 pm
    Crack: It really whips the llama`s ass.
  127. Profile photo of Linc
    Linc Female 13-17
    444 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    Crap : Just do it!
    xD
  128. Profile photo of Natzz-
    Natzz- Female 13-17
    158 posts
    April 17, 2007 at 11:11 am
    Infant Death
    No More Tears.

    Loool

  129. Profile photo of lemurarmy
    lemurarmy Male 18-29
    349 posts
    April 17, 2007 at 9:49 pm
    "Slavery. No Rules. Just Right"
  130. Profile photo of Squeepy999
    Squeepy999 Female 18-29
    120 posts
    April 18, 2007 at 8:32 pm
    Anal leakage: It does a body good
  131. Profile photo of xMo0kie
    xMo0kie Female 13-17
    145 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 4:24 pm
    Date Rape
    once you POP, you can`t STOP.

    :D

  132. Profile photo of sponjman07
    sponjman07 Male 13-17
    109 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 12:07 pm
    Malaria: Where`s the cream filling?
  133. Profile photo of kikikitkat
    kikikitkat Female 13-17
    152 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 5:23 pm
    Excessive Gas
    Flavor so good I feel like a queen.

    Menstruation
    It`s the quicker picker-upper!

    Crack
    For a good clean feeling, no matter what.

    Penis
    Maybe she`s born with it.

    LOL the last one was my favourite!!! :D

  134. Profile photo of Jammey
    Jammey Male 18-29
    239 posts
    April 25, 2007 at 4:32 pm
    Prison, keep that school girl complexion.:-/
  135. Profile photo of bwhite12
    bwhite12 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    May 5, 2007 at 7:09 pm
    Condoms-I`m lovin` it (heheh
    Cocaine-Mmm mmm mmm good!
    Micheal Jackson-The magic begins
    AIDS-Try it you`ll like it
    Condoms-Control yourself
    Bullpoo-Absorbs like magic!
    Penis-think different
    Suicide-We got that (yes we do...)
    STDs-something good always comes of it.(right..)


    this slogan thing kicks butt

  136. Profile photo of mindy_rawrr
    mindy_rawrr Female 13-17
    52 posts
    May 6, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    Bladder Control:
    I can`t believe I ate the whole thing.
  137. Profile photo of tamahau
    tamahau Male 30-39
    259 posts
    May 6, 2007 at 6:30 pm
    BULLS*T.

    Australian for beer.

    ALCOHOLISM.

    It`s magically delicious.

    TUMORS.

    The other white meat.

    ANAL LEAKAGE.

    Your flexible friend.

  138. Profile photo of tamahau
    tamahau Male 30-39
    259 posts
    May 6, 2007 at 6:31 pm
    SODOMY.

    It takes a togh man to make a tender chicken.

  139. Profile photo of mysocks
    mysocks Female 13-17
    126 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 10:37 pm
    Alcoholism... Do what tastes right.
  140. Profile photo of mysocks
    mysocks Female 13-17
    126 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 10:40 pm
    Beastiality.
    Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?

    XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

  141. Profile photo of mysocks
    mysocks Female 13-17
    126 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 10:45 pm
    Poop. Something good always comes out of it.

    Beer. The other white meat.

    Cramps. 57 varieties.

    Michael Jackson. No more tears.

    Excessive gas. The best a man can get.

    Hairy nipples. Keep that schoolgirl complexion.

    Alzheimer`s. When you got it, flaunt it!!! XD

    Menstruation. Are you man enough to try it?

    Tumors. Get the sensation.

    Bush. If he kissed you once, will he kiss you again?

    Hiroshima. Built tough.

    Amputation. Where`s the beef?

    Bullpoo. A little dab`ll do ya.

  142. Profile photo of Naname
    Naname Male 13-17
    66 posts
    May 23, 2007 at 7:09 pm
    Child Abuse - Kid Tested, Mother Approved

    A Good Ol` Beatin` - It Does A Body Good

  143. Profile photo of Linc
    Linc Female 13-17
    444 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:08 am
    Rape - Just do it!
  144. Profile photo of Linc
    Linc Female 13-17
    444 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:19 am
    Cocaine - Taste the rainbow
    Making Whoopie - Does the body good
    Sweet Sweet Love - It really whips the llamas ass
    AIDS - They-rrrre GR-R-REAT! (lmao)
  145. Profile photo of Raiden1312
    Raiden1312 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    June 17, 2007 at 4:23 am
    Poop

    Where`s the cream filling?

    I ROTFLOLMAOMGed

  146. Profile photo of nescient1
    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 12:45 pm
    AIDS: taste the rainbow
    ROFL!

    STDs: Get the sensation
    lmao!

    Stool samples: bet you cant just have one
    hahaha

    sooo many funny ones!!

  147. Profile photo of tricky13
    tricky13 Female 18-29
    145 posts
    July 18, 2007 at 9:35 am
    <a href="http://aniboom.com/boomzones/cornishviking" target="_blank"><img src="http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s127/tricky1387/sig3copy.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>
  148. Profile photo of what_girl
    what_girl Female 13-17
    51 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 4:13 pm
    Balls: It`s everywhere you want to be
  149. Profile photo of X_Ray_Butt
    X_Ray_Butt Female 30-39
    3 posts
    July 29, 2007 at 10:38 pm
    Date Rape: Mmm Mmm Good!
    Murder: No More Tears.

    Hahaha, I love this.

  150. Profile photo of Broken-Wings
    Broken-Wings Female 18-29
    114 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 8:56 pm
    "Helen Keller: The Ultimate Driving Machine"

    Priceless

  151. Profile photo of smassi
    smassi Female 13-17
    203 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 2:56 am
    hemorrhoids: Mama Mia, that`s a spicy meat-a-ball!
  152. Profile photo of smassi
    smassi Female 13-17
    203 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 2:58 am
    crack: sometimes you feel like a nut
  153. Profile photo of smassi
    smassi Female 13-17
    203 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 2:59 am
    jesus: built tough
  154. Profile photo of smassi
    smassi Female 13-17
    203 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 3:03 am
    depression: something good always comes of it.
  155. Profile photo of smassi
    smassi Female 13-17
    203 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 3:06 am
    chest hair: reveal the goddess within you

    ok im done

  156. Profile photo of kaylz
    kaylz Female 13-17
    6 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 12:06 pm
    ahaha my fave was obsesity, taste the rainbow
  157. Profile photo of kaylz
    kaylz Female 13-17
    6 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 12:06 pm
    no actually its childabuse : just do it kinda sick hey
  158. Profile photo of kaylz
    kaylz Female 13-17
    6 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 12:13 pm
    beastiality - wheres the beef!

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