Great Moments In Presidential Speeches

Submitted by: AfterDeath 10 years ago in Funny

Compilation of great moments from our fearless leader.
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Male 506
*crys* I hate you bush!
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Male 2,506
shoot ur self goerge

U FCKIN CHEATER

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Male 29
Athyle says:

---I`d like to see all of you standing in front of ---the WORLD making a powerful speech.
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---Some of those times that he muddles is words ---are when he`s so overwhelmed with emotion.
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---He has emotion, he makes verbal mistakes.
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---Get over it.

Well Athyle, his verbal mistakes I can handle, but his political mistakes have destroyed thousands of lives and ruined the reputation of the once greatest nation in the world. America is now a laughing stock because of this brainless piece of poo

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Male 28
What the hell`s wrong with your President?
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Male 264
Get a bunch of videos from any public figure in the world and edit them to make them look foolish. Not hard to do.
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Male 4,246
"QUIET YOUR FROM CANADA!!!"

MustangSusie: "Quiet my from Canada?" What does that even mean? Oh, perhaps you meant to type "you`re." Now I understand.

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Male 104
lmfao.. bush is a an a-hole he obviously gets rediculed because he is a jackass. find videos of clinton getting rediculed during public speaches.
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Male 121
That was painful to watch. Anybody wanna trade leaders? I`ll throw in a VP for free!
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Male 949
lol
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Male 83
I could make a collection of clips showing the president has intellegence, it`s easy.
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Male 756
^ Milli4jc

Very wise for a 13 year old. You rate a 4 from me.

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Male 53
that was funny, seems like a sweet guy.... just not president matieral.. good job he ain`t running a powerful country ay?
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Female 281
The only reason the ridicule is focusing on Bush, is because he`s the President at the moment.

QUIET YOUR FROM CANADA!!!

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Male 280
Thanks for the Nazi allusion Ryan, was wondering when somebody`d throw that in. As long as we`re going there, lets go the whole nine yards.

Hitler did a lot of good for Germany.

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Male 85
bwahahahah.... the first two speeches were fantastick to increhement the absurdity of bushe`s!! bwahahah.. at 1.54 he just looks like a stand up comedian :S not sure if it`s good..
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Female 319
...I like to fish...

Does this guy even know what he`s doing?

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Male 75
---I`d like to see all of you standing in front of ---the WORLD making a powerful speech.
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---Some of those times that he muddles is words ---are when he`s so overwhelmed with emotion.
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---He has emotion, he makes verbal mistakes.
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---Get over it.

How come other presidents we`re able to address the nation with powerful speech? They didn`t have to plug that they like to fish. There`s no place for that kind of humor in politics...waste of time...


Bush: We must fight evil. Evil is located in middle East, God is with us. Hey, that reminds me, last summer I went on a fishing trip with my family, I caught a nice fish. It was juicy and full of protein. You know protein is what makes your muscle bigger. I think I`m lactose intolerant by the way. I drank a glass of milk and I had diarrhea...or maybee that was the chili I hate with it... I must go. God hates evil.


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Female 49
it sounds like a laugh-track in the background. ;-/ but still got a few giggles
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Female 1,065
I couldn`t watch the whole thing.. it`s too damn depressing..
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Male 2,486
George Bush isn`t stupid, he`s just not a good public speaker.

According to that logic, and if you follow it, you think Hitler was GOD because he was an awesome public speaker.

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Female 208
he can count to four. *passes out*
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Female 655
if i didn`t kno any better, id think he was a comedian... but the little sleez bag runs our country
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Female 54
Why are so many people prejudiced? Just love eachother damnit, regardless of what country you`re all from.
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Male 2,616
dude he has TONS of advisors.. its not like hes on his own in office- give me a break
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Male 194
This is dumb...i mean somethings are he says are pretty stupid, but you can`t really make fun of somebody for stuttering, which is what about half of this video was...he can`t really help it
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Female 7
Millic4jc, tHe point is: to have a job with such high expectations, such as running a country, it demands that you have the neccesary skills to lead your people (which i personally don`t think Bush has). Amongst the flaws that Bush has are verbal and communication skills,which are definitely important skills that are to be expected of a president. Bush is not fit for presidency (not that i would know anything about being a president, but just compare him to those previous presidents who lead the nation with intelligence and confidence.
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Female 229
X-Potatoe: I HIGHLY doubt that your IQ was measured by actual cognitive ability tests. Online IQ tests do not count at all.

It`s very unfortunate that this idiot runs our country, and is in charge of our entire military (Commander in Chief). *Sigh*

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Female 195
Recrudements... wow

Iranian, I MEAN IRAQ!

haha I think its really funny when people try to defend Bush on these...

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Male 2,616
im from the US and i thought it was hilarious... hes an endearing everyman... how can he be corrupt when hes such a lovable dumbass?
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Female 318
What a waste of time.
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Male 138
God, Bush is an idiot!
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Female 75
and I realise the fact that I shouldnt be swearing but.. I dont care.. I tend to do that when im mad
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Female 75
EVERYONE SHUT THE F*CK UP ABOUT BUSH. Who f*cking cares if he cant speak properly. What I want to know is.. could YOU do any better being president?? I bet not. You have to take in.. the pressure... all these things you HAVE to know about to make decisions. PLUS everyone wanting to interview you. I bet most people like YOU (who is bashing Bush) would fail even worse than he has which he hasnt really. the UN doesnt do anything about the possibly Nuclear weapons even after we have told them about it, so I think it was rightful for him to go to war. Ok, my ranting and raving is over. Now I will remind you I dont know much if any about politics and what is going on around the world.. but I DO know that The media makes you hear what they want you to hear.. so you cant really trust it fully. And Im 13.. ssoo... that should add on to my not having full facts and everything.
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Male 1,149
[quote] also i think iran has the same rights to nukes as the us or anywhere else does [/quote]

What?! You don`t really believe that do you?

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You`re joking right? Aside from the fact that he as little to do with the stock market, keep in mind that the market also had a record drop reccently. Or what about the oil companies with their record breaking quaters while everyone else is either merging or going out of business?

The only good thing Bush has done for me is make me feel like I can do anything, because of a dipshiit like him can be president, then I can be the next Oprah. Take that Tyra! [/quote]

Umm, the market didn`t have a record drop. It`s been going straight up for the past six months.

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Male 39
wow, im suprised theres been so few arguements in the comments!


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Female 649
"Are you having burritos for lunch?"
nuff said
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Female 35
I don`t like the guy, but everyone laughing at him calling him stupid because of this is being petty. Everyone makes mistakes while talking and i`m sure that if many of you had cameras following you around for 6/7 years you`d also have a good set of clips. Don`t get all high and mighty about his intelligence for the wrong reasons.
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Male 756
Maelstrom X "If it isn`t photoshopped, it isn`t IAB." rofl

RelaxEnjoy - Yeah, I completely believe everything I see on the internet. Gore invented it; therefore, I believe it.

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Male 205
maelstrom_x, someone not paying attention to their spelling on the internet is meaningless, dont use it as an argument

i am more worried about america nuking somewhere they dont like and triggering some huge war that way, also i think iran has the same rights to nukes as the us or anywhere else does

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Male 205
HAHAHA, the best bit is the bush supporters trying to defend him... my god, just give up.

didnt he say something about god telling him to go to war?
at that point i would have ran to europe if i were an american

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Male 609
dam stupid american.. your all so up yourselfs i bet he doesn`t even know that he`s stupid he`s thats much of an idiot
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Female 5
Look, I live in Florida, I love Texas, and I STILL believe this man is an idiot. I don`t think it`s because of his Southern accent (because I probably have one to) and could even attempt to forgive him on his lack of verbal skills. But it`s just he has no common sense whatsoever. The end. He *can`t* run our country making the best choices possible because he`s clueless as to what that would be. I mean, he`s not out to destroy our country and the people in it, but he will if he continues making such poor choices. Anyways.

I did find this hilarious. Thanks for posting it. =)

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Male 45
I love how the rest of the world tells us our President is an idiot, then people from America start making comments that Bush is an idiot. It`s almost like we`re trying to fit in with the rest of the world...reminds me of high school.
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Female 1,596
HAHAHHA!!!!!!! xD Funnieness!
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Female 71
"you got 4 kids?"
"you! do you got 3 or 4 kids?"
"4..oh 3..."
"i don`t know why i asked that!"
"oh wait yes i do!"


hahahahahahahahaha

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Male 1,882
*before you start talking. I think Iran speeding up their nuclear power program is the exact opposite of what Europe was trying to accomplish. It`s OK, when they nuke you, you can still blame it on America.
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Male 1,882
"my god. who voted for this moron?" ... "damn post 4/20 celebration."

Nuff said.

"these are the times im ashamed of being in the same country as him. -sigh- why do we vote for idiots??? (retorical question!!!)"

You can`t spell rhetorical and *you* are calling someone an idiot?

"It`s not because of Bush that the stock market hit an all time high."

Funny, how when Bill Clinton was in office with a Republican Congress that Bill got all the credit for the booming economy... Now even after disasters, both Congress and Presidency being held by Republicans (until recently), and Bush doesn`t get the credit. I love double standards!

"I am sorry but does every post have to have someone say photoshopped on it?"

If it isn`t photoshopped, it isn`t IAB. :)

"ConverseUK, Bush is a complete failure, whether he`s overwhelmed by emotions or not."

Considering you`re from Europe, you might want to look at your failures w/ Iran be

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Male 1,882
Yeah, Bush isn`t the best speech-giver in the world...

The laughing in the background was kind of annoying... Did you guys pull this off of the Daily Show or something?

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Female 242
the two best is when he coughs, laughs, and winks, and when he says "I think the Japanese are really going to love American beef" or something like that
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Female 663
Actually, i beg to differ.

He`s done many great things for this country that are overlooked. Take the stock market, it hit an all time high this week.
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You`re joking right? Aside from the fact that he as little to do with the stock market, keep in mind that the market also had a record drop reccently. Or what about the oil companies with their record breaking quaters while everyone else is either merging or going out of business?

The only good thing Bush has done for me is make me feel like I can do anything, because of a dipshiit like him can be president, then I can be the next Oprah. Take that Tyra!

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Male 376
you know what??
george bush actually has done alot for this country!
everyone on here has to be pretty stupid. i have an IQ above 130 but i suck HUGELY at making speeches. just cus you lack charisma doesn`t mean your stupid.
and i`m never gonna check this post again so replying to me is pretty much useless.
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Female 403
dear god, why did people vote him back into office... i was laughing the whole time
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Female 106
the people that voted for him...its all one big joke right? this man has a fifth grade eduma..eduman...edumacation as he would sasy...fav one of all time is the stratgeriese one
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Female 21
Surely no-one actually believes Bush is allowed to make any important decisions himself? He has charm and no brains- the perfect presidential puppet!
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Male 66
subliminal messaging at 3:19!
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Male 916
It`s not because of Bush that the stock market hit an all time high.
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Male 1,149
[quote]Anyone defending Bush`s intelligence is in denile. I don`t give half a poo whether you like the guy`s politics or not but he is not an intelligent man.

"I`m beginning to believe that there`s a direct correlation between your intelligence and your abillity to pronounce the word `nuclear`."
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Actually, i beg to differ.

He`s done many great things for this country that are overlooked. Take the stock market, it hit an all time high this week.

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Female 122
"Digging up the worse of the archives and comparing to the best of former leaders does not validate any point except that he is unarticulated and photographed a lot."

Wow, Brant167, you`re a bit "unarticulated" yourself!

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Female 1,426
"Are you having burritos for lunch?"
"Barney is my dog."
"I like to fish."
I kind of feel bad for him.
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Male 128
It gave me a good old chuckle.
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Male 2,586
Does he have his gf in the audience somewhere... he winks in virtually every clip!
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Male 689
george bush is such a joker.
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Male 1,228
^ Patriot, I did the same thing as her.
Its more fun to read comments, then to post with only a post count of 2 or 3.
But posting with a count of 200+ is fun!
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Male 756
Welcome ditzy chic14; what took you so long?
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Male 1,228
Did they include the one where Bush was picking his nose at a ballgame, or the one where hes flipping off his wife? Maybe the one where hes drunk...
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Female 74
And yes it the photoshop thing is a joke now, but I`m still sick of it
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Female 74
I am sorry but does every post have to have someone say photoshopped on it? Can`t you just enjoy watching it and forget about analizing for once?

Oh and being a member doesn`t mean anything,I`ve been visiting I-Am-Bored for years and I only just got a membership

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Male 756
^iEmLink - You are clueless. Pinkies post is a joke, so shut up. You just joined last month; you haven`t been a member here long enough to even understand the joke, the meaning, or the history behind it.
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Female 20
Bush has an iPod?
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Female 74
Did anybody notice he kept winking at people!?! Creepy much?:-/
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Female 535
"what flashes on the screen right around 3:15?"

It`s just that he didn`t get all of the clips perfectly, so it`s just a frame of the end of Kennedy`s speech. It gets played everytime they do this on Letterman.

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Female 535
i love DL
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Female 17
my god. who voted for this moron? and what flashes on the screen right around 3:15? and thena nother one later on. i couldn`t pause it fast enough... damn post 4/20 celebration.
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Female 2,552
Well wasn`t that fantastic?
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Male 147
Pinkies
"Saturday, April 21, 2007 11:47:43 AM
This is a shop. I can tell from the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time."


In your time? Your age says 13-17 so unless you started studying photoshops at the age of 4 or 5 I don`t think you qualify for "In my time."
And no it`s not shops, the guy really is that clueless when he makes speaches.

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Female 85
omg... these are the times im ashamed of being in the same country as him. -sigh- why do we vote for idiots??? (retorical question!!!)
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Female 155
What a stupid f*ck.
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Female 679
This is a shop. I can tell from the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time.
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Female 173
*sigh*
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Female 354
Aw, I love him. I wonder if he`s dyslexic, though, because he doesn`t seem nervous in front of crowds, he just has a hard time getting his words right.
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Male 406
I`m proud to be American, but this dip poo sure makes me embarrassed to be one.
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Male 193
Dumbass never fails to give the media some good soundbytes
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Male 280
Anyone defending Bush`s intelligence is in denile. I don`t give half a poo whether you like the guy`s politics or not but he is not an intelligent man.

"I`m beginning to believe that there`s a direct correlation between your intelligence and your abillity to pronounce the word `nuclear`."

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Male 598
YEAH!!! THATS MY PRESIDENTE!!!
he could be a stand-up comedian if he could get his jokes right
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Male 2,216
Oh god, yes we get it, your leader`s a moron, this is boring now.
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Female 340
I saw this on the Daily Show. that show rox. John Stewart is my idol :-D
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Male 106
Yeah, more Bush bashing! Honestly he is not as articulate as one would expect the leader of a country to be. However he has been on film much more then any president in the United States history including Clinton. Digging up the worse of the archives and comparing to the best of former leaders does not validate any point except that he is unarticulated and photographed a lot. Charisma does not equal intelligence...however you can switch out the ability modifiers with the right class build.
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Female 850
Recrutation!
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Female 27
Omg tell me that wasnt real.
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Female 91
anyone see `George W. Bush, wink, wipe, wink` flashing at 3:20?
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Female 91
wow, there are too many messages flashing between the pieces in this movie.
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Female 91
anyone see `George W. Bush, wink, wipe, wink` flashing at 3:20?
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Male 150
haha...Bush is a silly bi-tch
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Male 916
ConverseUK, Bush is a complete failure, whether he`s overwhelmed by emotions or not. No need to defend him anymore, so get over it.
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Male 1,270
I`d like to see all of you standing in front of the WORLD making a powerful speech.

Some of those times that he muddles is words are when he`s so overwhelmed with emotion.

He has emotion, he makes verbal mistakes.

Get over it.

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Male 135
"He`s not so stupid. I`m tired of dumbass sheepish american`s saying he is because Letterman needs to fill 5 minutes of his show every few nights. Sheesh. It`s this media we have going here. It`s gonna run this country into the ground I swear...
Boring compilation. Letterguy sucks anyway. Go Conan."

wow your an idiot

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Male 743
There is only one thing that can solve this....

DUCT TAPE FOR PRESIDENT 2008!!!

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Male 50
holly drat.. i... im not even gonnna do any smart unny comments on this xD... i think its speakes for its self xD
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Female 91
haha. i didnt watch it all but i think he summed himself up when he said "america has to be right once... no... 100%..."

hehe.

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Female 221
honestly, Bush would make a better stand-up comedian than president...
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Female 458
God I hate laughing tracks.
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Female 455
The world of comedy has suffered since George Bush went into Politics- just think what would have happened if he`d become a comedian.
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Male 81
I refuse to watch 5 minutes of that.
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Female 345
Rednecks for President! People get the politicians they deserve :-D
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Female 62
my goodness. You have to love a man that cannot articulate his own opinions let alone read a teleprompter.

*smacks head on wall repeatedly*

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Male 4,246
Well, of COURSE he`s going to look bad with a compilation like that. Anyone could easily take a bunch of Bill Clinton speeches or Al Gore speeches or Ralph Nader speeches or Hilary Clinton speeches etc etc etc and edit them so all those people look like fools. In fact, I`m sure somebody has edited those speeches, and those compilations are floating around out there. The only reason the ridicule is focusing on Bush, is because he`s the President at the moment.
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Male 888
Bush is so ridiculous that he has two shows based on him.
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Female 198
ps, george bush has an ipod, lolz. and a dog named barney, awesome. simply awesome.

how did this man get elected without being able to speak his opinions properly? i dont get it...

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Female 198
wow, if i didnt KNOW he`s the president of USA, id so think he`s a comedian. really.
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Male 285
my fave one (but it`s not on this vid) is where he tries to exit the hall or whatever, and the door is locked
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Male 810
He`s not so stupid. I`m tired of dumbass sheepish american`s saying he is because Letterman needs to fill 5 minutes of his show every few nights. Sheesh. It`s this media we have going here. It`s gonna run this country into the ground I swear...
Boring compilation. Letterguy sucks anyway. Go Conan.
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Female 26
Haha.:D
Stupid twat.
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Male 1,092
lmao, shame tony blair and gordon brown don`t muck up as much mr bush, then we`d be able to laugh more
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Male 336
rofl

DUBYA FER PRESEDINT! 2008!

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Male 266
he`d be a f*cked up comedian, if he werent running our country
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Male 694
He`d be a great comedian if he wasn`t running your country
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Male 902
He`s such a lovable f*ckup. Well, he would be if he weren`t running a country.
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Female 54
I think before he gives each speech, he`s side-stage snorting coke.

Can`t blame him though...he has what he calls "lysdexia".

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Male 991
I seen a couple of these on David Letterman. Some of them are funny, others are very sad.
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Female 122
Speech impediment?
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Male 246
I liked it lol....gotta love good ol george
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Male 205
Boring.
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Male 101
Link: Great Moments In Presidential Speeches [Rate Link] - Compilation of great moments from our fearless leader.
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