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Even if you were being sarcastic, I know i`m good ^__^
I played no pranks this year because if i did my dad`s newly-installed pacemaker would go off so damn fast...
and no, I`m not dense. It`s a joke.
I wish I were more guliable so I could take joy in this sort of thing...
Mayumi M., Associate
LOL, dumbass :-)
Me: -calls friend-...Hey...I...I`m so sorry.
Friend: Abby, whats wrong? You kay?
Me: I...I have a pair of scissors sticking out my wrist. I decided to tell you first before i made an attempt to save myself...
Friend: OMG OMG OMG NO ABBY CALL A F**KING AMBULANCE!!!
Me: Its...too late.
Friend: -climbs out of window- If you go i gotoo!
Me: HOLY CRAP!! NO! APRIL FOOL, MAN, APRIL FOOL!
Friend: Wha? OH SCREW YOU! -hangs up-
Yes, I saw this earlier. Brilliant. The instructions and the message boards are the best.
"For every Gmail Paper we produce, the environment gets incrementally healthier."—HA!, if only...
"MP3 and WAV files will not be printed."—why not?
is it real or not?
i think no one would use it if it`s real
The paper actually helps the environment, if only...I would be afraid of that stocker mother though.