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Date: 04/20/07 04:00 AM

70 Responses to Funny Test Answer

  1. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
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    April 20, 2007 at 2:52 am
    Link: Funny Test Answer - Well duh.
  2. Profile photo of efst
    efst Female 30-39
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    April 20, 2007 at 4:07 am
    I think his answer was spot on. Why make life complicated when it can be that simple??
  3. Profile photo of angeltenrih
    angeltenrih Male 18-29
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    April 20, 2007 at 4:10 am
    It`s been a while since I did high school biology... the answer is supposed to be "calico", right?
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    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
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    April 20, 2007 at 4:13 am
    i think the answer is Dog
  5. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    April 20, 2007 at 4:17 am
    Just like real life, checking for a vagina is not always an option.
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    MGUESTY Male 30-39
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    April 20, 2007 at 5:34 am
    After a horror blind date I`ve made it my life`s work to check for vaginas. That would have been my answer.
  7. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
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    April 20, 2007 at 6:05 am
    haha very smaaaaaaaaaaaart
  8. Profile photo of EisforPANTS
    EisforPANTS Male 13-17
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    April 20, 2007 at 6:08 am
    Oh my god...I posted a site that had this along with like 7 others and it didn`t get posted...IAB IS RUN BY NAZIS!!!

    Anyway that makes me laugh. I`m gonna use it if I ever see that question haha

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    lorddalvidii Male 13-17
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    April 20, 2007 at 6:23 am
    ^^ why not post the link here?
  10. Profile photo of chibipluto
    chibipluto Female 13-17
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    April 20, 2007 at 6:32 am
    Sad thing is, school is supposed to prepare you to deal with life. But then it just teaches you to make problems so much more complicated than they have to be. Like learning all the steps to certain math problems when calculators are a couple of bucks - it`s a waste of brain space.
  11. Profile photo of MacGyverNL
    MacGyverNL Male 18-29
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    April 20, 2007 at 7:39 am
    EisforPANTS makes a good point. I already saw plenty of funny test answer posts. I submitted a game and instead of posting that, all I`ve seen is repetitions of old listing they say they`re not accepting... :(
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    WhereDidItGo Male 13-17
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    April 20, 2007 at 7:43 am
    WHY would you need to know whether it`s a boy or a girl without being able to check?
  13. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
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    April 20, 2007 at 9:04 am
    chibipluto - if no one before you had stopped to learn the complicated math problems, they would never have known how to invent a calculator.
    Math at this level is not for everyone (certainly not for me), but for us to move to the next level, I would suspect you have to learn at the next level (i.e. Pentium 1, to 2, to 3, to 4, to 5, etc.).

    It`s called progress (not evolution). Somebody`s got to progress to the next level; us that are incapable of that depend on those that are.

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    jetmark Male 30-39
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    April 20, 2007 at 9:13 am
    I don`t think I`d know the actual answer even if i was a geneticist.
    The most convoluted question ever?
  15. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
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    April 20, 2007 at 9:19 am
    EisforPANTS: my suggested links have been REPEATEDLY denied. And they`ve never been posted here before (I checked). And they were good links, not crap.
    And so I posted the links in comments. And then some 13-17yo girl submits one of my links. And guess what? It makes the cut.

    the decision makers at IAB have fookin mysterious criteria for links.

    And BTW, IAB, I am SICK of bad games and cheesy youtube posts. Is this just a youtube aggregator?

  16. Profile photo of Zygomaticus
    Zygomaticus Male 13-17
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    April 20, 2007 at 10:54 am
    Check out my video it`s awesome

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=PxH-xjhiusg

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    D0M Male 13-17
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    April 20, 2007 at 10:58 am
    lol reminds me off the maths questions ones "find x" "its here!"

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    wwwopoly - "ingeniously original" new MMPOG

  18. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
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    April 20, 2007 at 11:12 am
    ^Zygomaticus - enough already.
  19. Profile photo of WistfulEarth
    WistfulEarth Female 18-29
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    April 20, 2007 at 11:23 am
    Oh my god, I just finished the most irritating genetics course ever! This post fills me with fricken` joy!
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    Demogorgon66 Male 18-29
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    April 20, 2007 at 11:28 am
    Zygomaticus is so GHEY. Brilliant answer though
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    Ult_Timmeh Male 13-17
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    April 20, 2007 at 12:24 pm
    That chin thing bucks salls. Answer is pretty logical, I wonder what my biology teacher would have to say about that.
  22. Profile photo of midori05
    midori05 Female 18-29
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    April 20, 2007 at 12:24 pm
    the student has a point you know...
  23. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    April 20, 2007 at 2:31 pm
    mmmmm the simplicity.
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    sum41chck911 Female 13-17
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    April 20, 2007 at 2:39 pm
    lmfao nice
  25. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
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    April 20, 2007 at 3:27 pm
    lol smartasses are awesomely funny
  26. Profile photo of doomyman
    doomyman Male 18-29
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    April 20, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    thats actually very true
  27. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
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    April 20, 2007 at 3:40 pm
    lolerz
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    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
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    April 20, 2007 at 3:43 pm
    OMG THST WAS JUST WOW 10 STARS!
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    kgirl_06 Female 18-29
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    April 20, 2007 at 3:44 pm
    I thought it was a good answer. I also like when you study the earth`s origins, and on the test the teacher asks "How was the earth created" or something like that. They should ask, "According to so-and-so, how was the earth created?" I know so many Christians who answer these questions according to their beliefs, because the teachers fail to take into account that what they`re teaching are THEORIES, not actual facts. Personally, I would check the cat for a vagina. Why make it more complicated? When`s the last time you saw a trannie cat?
  30. Profile photo of EisforPANTS
    EisforPANTS Male 13-17
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    April 20, 2007 at 4:02 pm
    Funny Exam Answers

    Here`s MY link which was apparently not up to IAB`s standard, even though it has more stuff.

    The one about the elephant kills me!

  31. Profile photo of Nerak_Yelhsa
    Nerak_Yelhsa Female 13-17
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    April 20, 2007 at 4:20 pm
    ^^HILARIOUS!!! lol
    thanks for sharing that..
  32. Profile photo of ping_gk
    ping_gk Female 18-29
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    April 20, 2007 at 5:13 pm
    "Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous"-That`s flippin great.
  33. Profile photo of SlippySanta
    SlippySanta Male 13-17
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    April 20, 2007 at 5:26 pm
    This question is asking like how can you see if it`s a girl without having any tools to see if it`s a girl
  34. Profile photo of Assassin_963
    Assassin_963 Male 13-17
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    April 20, 2007 at 5:39 pm
    He got it right, didn`t he?
  35. Profile photo of ewitsmana
    ewitsmana Female 13-17
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    April 20, 2007 at 5:51 pm
    Uhh i`m pretty sure the question ment before the kittens were born
  36. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
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    April 20, 2007 at 6:35 pm
    Hmmmmm... Not quite sure... YEP! That`s correct.
  37. Profile photo of spitebaby
    spitebaby Female 13-17
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    April 20, 2007 at 7:15 pm
    EisforPANTS: that`s amazing...
  38. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
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    April 20, 2007 at 7:33 pm
    um bout 3 of the ones on that link have already been posted on IAB Eisforpants. it was still hilarious tho!!!
  39. Profile photo of robofish
    robofish Male 13-17
    506 posts
    April 20, 2007 at 7:51 pm
    Why is This posted at 4:00 not 2:00?
  40. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
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    April 20, 2007 at 10:03 pm
    the answer was actually chinese checkers
  41. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
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    April 20, 2007 at 10:14 pm
    That question was eight points?
  42. Profile photo of robofish
    robofish Male 13-17
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    April 20, 2007 at 10:33 pm
    ^^ Could have been a bonus question in a Jr. High school class. YOu have to know the whole story before going beserk their!!!!!!!!
  43. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
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    April 20, 2007 at 11:40 pm
    xactly lol
  44. Profile photo of Sweet_Tooth
    Sweet_Tooth Male 18-29
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    April 20, 2007 at 11:41 pm
    That was funny, but of course it`s wrong. As far as I know, Vagina isn`t a color...if I`m wrong, I REALLY don`t want to know. lol
  45. Profile photo of Pyro_Raver
    Pyro_Raver Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2007 at 12:21 am
    Good answer in any case, what I will never understand why they will not accept these answers when they are obivously correct and much more simple than that damn cross trait table thing we where learned 9th grade and never used again
  46. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
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    April 21, 2007 at 12:41 am
    owned
  47. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2007 at 2:35 am
    Lol well... that IS a valid method... why running through a DNA analysis if you can just go look by yourself?
  48. Profile photo of IceQueen84
    IceQueen84 Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2007 at 2:48 am
    People keep answering, "He got the question right!"

    Can you people read?
    The question says: What kitten COLOR would you look for.

    It doesn`t say what traits would you look for. It doesn`t say how would you know. He did not answer the question right, regardless if he could figure out if it was female that way.

    Part of the reason we make students do complicated problems like this is a) would you want your doctor unable to figure out complicated problems? and b) If you can`t critically read and answer the question CORRECTLY, than you are no good to society for 99% of jobs.

  49. Profile photo of eviloreos04
    eviloreos04 Female 13-17
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    April 21, 2007 at 10:36 am
    ummm when they say u can`t look directly at the chromomsomes and there is a lack of cytogilical (sp?) evidence i believe that means there will be no testes to determine the gender...most animals when firt born do not show testes..
  50. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2007 at 1:45 pm
    If I were the teacher; I would`ve given him the marks, because it really is right.
  51. Profile photo of kooblepisi
    kooblepisi Female 13-17
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    April 21, 2007 at 1:49 pm
    that`s what i`d do... xD
  52. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
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    April 21, 2007 at 4:05 pm
    Well duh.
  53. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2007 at 9:39 pm
    ...... sad
  54. Profile photo of Wildshadow
    Wildshadow Female 13-17
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    April 21, 2007 at 10:05 pm
    woah. that dude is ttly smart.... ass.
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    wsman555 Male 13-17
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    April 21, 2007 at 11:16 pm
    lol i like cheese†
  56. Profile photo of mcnaial1
    mcnaial1 Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2007 at 4:48 am
    you could do that...
  57. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
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    April 27, 2007 at 5:22 am
    He should have got points for that!
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    froggierintx Female 30-39
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    May 12, 2007 at 2:10 am
    I laughed so hard I had to wipe tears. Thanks for the laugh.
  59. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
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    November 13, 2007 at 3:59 pm
    good story i found

    Some time ago I received a call from a colleague. He was about to give a student a zero for his answer to a physics question, while the student claimed a perfect score. The instructor and the student agreed to an impartial arbiter, and I was selected.I read the examination question: "SHOW HOW IT IS POSSIBLE TO DETERMINE THE HEIGHT OF A TALL BUILDING WITH THE AID OF A BAROMETER." The student had answered, "Take the barometer to the top of the building, attach a long rope to it,lower it to the street, and then bring it up, measuring the length of the rope. The length of the rope is the height of the building." The student really had a strong case for full credit since he had really answered the question completely and correctly! On the other hand, if full credit were given, it could well contribute to a high grade in his physics course and to certify competence in physics, but the answer did not confirm this. I suggested that the student have ano

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    cookii Female 18-29
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    November 13, 2007 at 4:00 pm
    another try. I gave the student six minutes to answer the question with the warning that the answer should show some knowledge of physics. At the end of five minutes, he had not written anything. I asked if he wished to give up, but he said he had many answers to this problem; he was just thinking of the best one. I excused myself for interrupting him and asked him to please go on. In the next minute, he dashed off his answer which read: "Take the barometer to the top of the building and lean over the edge of the roof. Drop the barometer, timing its fall with a stopwatch.Then, using the formula x=0.5*a*t^^2, calculate the height of the building." At this point, I asked my colleague if he would give up. He conceded,and gave the student almost full credit. While leaving my colleague`s office, I recalled that the student had said that he had other answers to the problem,so I asked him what they were. "Well," said the student, "there are many ways of getting the he
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    cookii Female 18-29
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    November 13, 2007 at 4:01 pm
    ,the height of a tall building with the aid of a barometer. For example, you could take the barometer out on a sunny day and measure the height of the barometer, the length of its shadow, and the length of the shadow of the building,and by the use of simple proportion, determine the height of the building."Fine," I said, "and others?" "Yes," said the student, "there is a very basic measurement methodyou will like. In this method, you take the barometer and begin to walk up the stairs. As you climb the stairs, you mark off the length of the barometer along the wall. You then count the number of marks, and this will give you the height of the building in barometer units." "A very direct method." "Of course. If you want a more sophisticated method, you can tie the barometer to the end of a string, swing it as a pendulum, and determine the value of g at the street level and at the top of the building. From the difference between the tw
  62. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
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    November 13, 2007 at 4:03 pm
    the two values of g, the height of the building,in principle, can be calculated." "On this same tact, you could take the barometer to the top of the building,attach a long rope to it, lower it to just above the street, and then swing it as a pendulum. You could then calculate the height of the building by the period of the precession". "Finally," he concluded, "there are many other ways of solving the problem.Probably the best," he said, "is to take the barometer to the basement and knock on the superintendent`s door. When the superintendent answers, you speak to him as follows: `Mr. Superintendent, here is a fine barometer. If you will tell me the height of the building, I will give you this barometer." At this point, I asked the student if he really did not know the conventional answer to this question. He admitted that he did, but said that he was fed up with high school and college instructors trying to teach him how to think.
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    Dooked Male 18-29
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    December 31, 2007 at 7:10 am
    I would give him an A for this answer
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    Dooked Male 18-29
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    December 31, 2007 at 7:17 am
    @ Cookii:

    This story is GREAT!
    I have to do something like that one day!

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    proof1221 Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2008 at 11:14 am
    answer is C. always answer C
  66. Profile photo of Haruhi
    Haruhi Female 13-17
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    November 30, 2008 at 7:04 pm
    The simplest answers are usually wrong.
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    LithiumOne Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    Cookii. Great story. Really good stuff. Thanks for the post.
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    mervviscious Male 40-49
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    December 27, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    Not working!
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    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
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    January 29, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    cookii i do have to say that was a very good story. very long, but very good.

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