Every Eminem Song Ever

Submitted by: chatgirl44 10 years ago in Funny

Apparently Eminem puts zero effort into writing his raps.
There are 142 comments:
Male 39
Bahahhaha
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Female 195
birkerhe...they are not saying these are actually the lyrics, they are just making a point about how horrendis (sp??) his lyrics are. I just looked it up 2 and pretty much all the songs are is random bad language, him saying how much he hates women and "b****es" and punching people.
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Female 1
omg u guys r a** holes! he made that f*cking song for his daughter! and u went and ruined it! ur just f*cking jealous cuz u cant do anything, even rap, so u try 2 bring others down! get a f*cking life and have a nice day :-)
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Female 55
That was so f*cking funny.
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Male 93
so friggen true
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Female 920
hahaha.
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Female 2
Wow, it`s amazing how many people are haters O_O

I`m actually a fan of eminems and this made me realize why, I like the beats, and the way he raps, same with fiddy XD and I`m actually a `rocker`. But I`m a ganger yo, bark wit me now. anyways, I thought this was creative, and amusing, I`m just glad it`s short

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Female 15
Nice.
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Female 175
Yup. That`s how I feel about a lot of the music industry, not just Eminem.
Also, I agree with Giltrap on is comment IN THIS CASE, but not all the time:
R etards
A ttempting
P oetry
That`s what RAP is.
Lol.
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Male 82
I`m going to watch that again. And send it to a bunch of chavs.
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Male 82
R etards
A ttempting
P oetry

That`s what RAP is.

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Female 560
wow i liked that better than eminem
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Female 108
Did I hear "spaghetti" thrown into that song?
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Female 576
hahahahaha thats pretty true
you gotta admit.

xD

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Female 5
was that meant to be....emmm oo whats the word???...good? because it was pooe like wat was that meant to be !!!!!
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Male 1,370
loved the spahgetti part...
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Female 13
Dude, that sucked! I`m not a Eminem-fan any longer, but I was before. And that was the worst parody ever! ;-/ Ok, he writes a lot about Kim, Hailie, his mom and stuff, but he tells about what`s important to him, and he writes it in a way he thinks is funny.. Anyways... THAT SUCKED..!
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Female 152
I like Eminem, and if it was a better parody, I would`ve laughed. This was just boring.

And to people who write off entire genres of music, I just feel sorry for you. Listen to a little of everything and stop being so close-minded.

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Female 8
*after listening to it* MY BRAIN!! MY BRAIN!! MY HURTEE TO THINK!!!
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Male 374
funny because it`s true
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Male 1,111
Lol at Devi, did you really just say "I spell good."?

and Zero let me guess, you listen to Country and it`s oh so original right?

Any genre only covers a selection of topics. And anybody can sing just about anything, nothing a little studio work can`t fix.

I like Eminem but it was semi funny.

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Female 20
Lol I absoloutly love eminem but that was quite funny =P
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Male 144
Very funny! Although Eminem is a great guy, I love his songs.
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Male 252
That was so incredibly annoying. But true.
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Female 442
I love whoever made this, though it could have been better. Grr... I don`t like rap.
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Female 68
Wow, thats so true, I was cracking up, but anyways, I think Eminem is just stupid, but he`s better than some....
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Female 306
mom and kim and mom and kim hailey hailey hailey ahhahahah
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Male 2
LMAO pure genius! I used to listen to this crap but then i realized how crap he was now i listen to metal and emo and good stuff
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Male 4,680
Take that you wannabe chav rappers.
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Male 2,513
Now I remember why I found that mildly funny. <Looks at bong> I`d hit that.
It reminded me of a Chappell show outake where he was mocking Eminem. Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti.
That schite was highlarious.
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Male 366
compared to rims, crack, rims rims crack hos, drat drat rims with ma ho poo dawg my rims got spinnaz, it`s not even that bad.
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Male 388
what a waste of my time, this video sucked.
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Female 152
Ok ok, it was stupid...but I have to admit that I did laugh.
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Female 696
His music sounds like an old nursery rhyme... thats just strange
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Male 741
I didnt even finish it. It sucks more than Luke.
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Male 148
Meh Eminem>Rock still.
Rock.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Yelling really loud so you can`t tell how much the lyrics suck)

Yea I don`t like rock thats my opinion. Their IS a few good songs out there but most of it is crap>Rock

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Male 12
I don`t even like rap, but at least eminem sings about real stuff in life. He puts a diversity into rap not only as a white rapper, but as someone who sings about something other than weed, drive bys, cadillacs on 22s, ridin rims, bitches, hoes, gettin some head, crystal, their and ones, and lets not forget the vidoes with the girls with huge most of the time nasty butts bouncing around. First of all, that`s not tasteful at all. Rap is all about materialistic things, and nothing to real value is expressed. They don`t play real instruments, and they take credit for all the instrumentation that was written for their songs. They makes up lyrics to a beat, and anybody that can rhyme can do that. When a word doesn`t rhyme the way that want it, they mis pronounce it or make a word up so that it fits. They suck the life right out of the artform we call music.
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Male 536
Eminem has a few good songs... But this is accurate he does repeat sh*t a LOT
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Male 204
hmmm.....yup, that sounded pretty right
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Male 114
w00t! now I don`t have to get his next cd!
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Male 701
pft...Pffffffffffffft
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Female 22
Very innacurate. Eminem deserves way more credit than that for what he has accomplished.
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Male 44
rofl wtf eminem is better than that crazy poo
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Male 1,265
Ok fair enough if you guys like him but I`d like to explain why I don`t like him and it comes down to this: pretentiousness. His image is entirely fake. At his live show in England a coupla years ago, he came on stage brandishing a chainsaw. Due to safety regulations he wasn`t allowed to have it switched on and you know what? It wasn`t. Later in the gig he seemed to pop pills when in fact it was dried chewing gum. When he was arrested for carrying a weapon it was revealed to be not loaded. People were pissed off with his homophobia so he did a duet with famously-gay Elton John, and later claimed he didn`t know Elton was gay. And for all you guys saying we only see the repetitive crappy poo? Well don`t you think he gets a say in what songs are released?

Point being, he wants to come across as a hard-man gangsta and fails miserably at every turn. He`s created his own image of being an all-round twat.

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Male 11
funny as hell
he says 8 mile soo fast lol
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Male 55
Hmm except the fact that i think eminem was one of the "greatest" Rappers since vanilla ice I`d have to say This is quite accurate
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Male 907
What comes to mind....

"Nothing you idiot Dr. Dre`s dead! He`s locked in my basement"

"I`m Slim Shady, yes, I`m the real Shady all you other Slim Shady`s are just immitading so please stand up...."

"There`s vomit on his sweater already, Mom`s speggeti"

"The song `Kim`"

"I`m sorry momma, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry but tonight I`m cleaning up my closet"

"They say that every son grows up to marry his mother, which would explain why you`re such a motherf*cking b*tch but I still stay and stick it out....."

AND MY FAVORITE!

"You are the Kim to my Marshall
You`re the Slim to my Shady
The Dre to my Eminem
The Elaina to my Hailey."

HAHAHAHAH! THEY HAVE A POINT!

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Female 88
haha quite true. i was a big Eminem fan when i was 14 though.
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Male 376
i dont like eminem... to me this song is pretty accurate... and the current rock thats coming out does mostly suck... i like black sabbath and deep purple which is more OLDER-ish... but yeah...:)
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Female 395
Eminem used to be pretty hot. Now my moms obsessed with him, so that made him lose some of his hottness w/ me. Not the greatest singer ever, but good entertainer
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Male 604
Sorry but I feel like anyone who believes this video is true really hasn`t heard any of his songs aside from mainstream MTV music videos. You`ll find a lot more content if you just listen to a single one of his albums. Besides, it`s a lot more content than other rappers, ain`t that the truth (bitch bitch ho ho bitch pimp ho pimp ho drugs). The screaming pile of poo that is all "rock" bands that emerged in the last 2 years is so bad that I`d wish they could use as much content as this video.
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Female 1,596
o.0 laaaaame!
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Female 630
"Eminem is such a whiner. And so are his fans apparently."
hahaha fantasticly put.
well. i have a biased approach as i dont like rap music saying that, i love gym class heroes but im not sure what kind of genre you would place that in... back to the point
i find it interesting and slightly amusing that eminem has caused a slight argument in the i-a-b "community" yeah that sounded drating cheesey but i couldnt think of another word.
if you want a poet go listen to some bob dylan.
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Male 381
True FFS rap sucks
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Female 331
tr00 dat
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Male 142
eminem is a stupid @$$ who isnt smart and has nothing to do with his life. he is a bad person. period.
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Male 425
Sounds just about right.

He`s like every other rap star. They think they`re poets, but they are not.

Once again, music is no longer an art form. What a shame.

"Blah blah blah blah... blah blah blah prom"

Another hit song that`ll net us another million. ..|.. (-_-) ..|..

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Male 1,204
"You people are morons. Eminem has more talent in his pinky than any of you do put together. I wish people actually listened to all of his music before criticizing him, not just the garbage he puts on the radio to sell records. The man is a poet. Oh...and that video was horrible."

Eminem a poet? well, that just proves that rapping shouldn`t be considered music. it obviously is rhetoric. and rapping is a bunch of crap.
rap=crap
if you don`t believe me, wait 30 years, and then you`ll believe me.

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Female 32
funny, but untrue.
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Male 56
Apparently these guys (as well as most of you) are the type of lame-ass losers who listen to nothing but "the top 20" and have their "taste" in music spoon-fed to them by whatever corporate conglomerate happens to own the local radio station. Were they to listen to anything else they would know that Eminem is one of the most original MC`s of all time. That coming from someone who is not a fan at all. I actually dis-like him a great deal. My personal opinion of him however, will not prevent me from giving credit where it`s due. Let`s see... Who has more talent? Eminem or these drating dork ass-holes?
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Female 14
lol. wow.
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Female 87
It`s only funny because it`s pathetic and true. I loved it!
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Female 85
Haha genius.
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Female 1,065
stupid
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Female 2,244
That was hilarious - pretty right on! I still heart Eminem though.
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Male 50
What the drat is that losers problem Eminem retired but draters like that still try to piss him off
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Male 35
Wow. That sucked. And who ever thinks that`s all his songs are about obviously don`t listen to Eminem.
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Male 1,725
i like eminems songs. btw mockingbird is a good song. did make me laugh tho
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Male 1,364
hahahhahaa spagattie
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Male 147
eminem is the only rap artist worth listening too, and thats comming from me who only listens to rock
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Male 437
..ok...im pissed
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Male 689
Devi3000, it`s spell "well"
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Female 30
I don`t think they were questioning his lyrics...damn his lyrics can be impressive sometimes, clever rhymes and whatnot (coming from one of those not-rap fans). I think they`re making fun of his themes. His lyrics are always different. but his themes are all the same...either about his mother, his ex, his daughter, his slim shady persona (and the havoc he causes), his movie, or his partner, dr. dre.

So yeah, accurate, and not really an insult at all. :P

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Male 102
"Wow, these guys are gay.

They only did one song , Mockingbird, and that is one of the worst songs on the cd."

Wow, its must have been a really, REALLY good CD if mockingbird was the worst.

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Female 190
...I`m all up for a good diss on anyone but that was just stupid.
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Male 74
eminem is pretty good this was garbage
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Female 71
haha lmao that was ace lol Eminems not that gd any one can rap lol Devi3000 just proved that lol
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Male 2,513
Wow, these guys are gay.

They only did one song , Mockingbird, and that is one of the worst songs on the cd.

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Male 3,255
"Rapping is comparable to playing the violin in that any idiot can do it, but it takes a true effing master to make it sound good. Writing off a whole genre is just ignorant, and you will burn in hell because of it."

ROFL

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Male 902
Rapping is comparable to playing the violin in that any idiot can do it, but it takes a true effing master to make it sound good. Writing off a whole genre is just ignorant, and you will burn in hell because of it.
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Male 3,255
I hate rap, it is the single most ignorant form of entertainment of ALL TIME. I also hate MandM. (not even gonna try to spell the retards name) But from a completely objective view, I would say that there are quite a few rappers out there who deserve to have a song written about how lame and unoriginal they are WAY more than MandM.
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Female 155
That was so funny. And true.
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Female 108
Haha
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Male 888
LOL ther was a spagetti in one part
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Male 1,882
Yeah, pretty much true.
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Female 1,784
its funny coz its true :D
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Male 91
^^ Btw, I know they have no reason to play instruments, I`m just saying their "art" is just a way to draw kiddies into a stuper and make bling bling.
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Male 91
This was completely accurate in every single regard. Maybe if rappers played instruments I would think they were better than talentless hacks?
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Male 22
Eminem is deeeep man... deeeep. Shouldnt be diss`n dawg. <sarcasm

That was the funniest s*&t I`ve seen all day!

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Male 732
Eminem is an idiot, and anyone who disagrees is an idiot, too!
QED, bitches!
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Female 419
That was silly.
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Female 23
Oh for gods sake... it`s just a freaking joke. :P

Lighten up!

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Female 127
True, but those guys were very tone deaf.
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Female 9
they missed obie trice -.-` and d12 lol ^.^
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Male 650
Eminem is such a whiner. And so are his fans apparently.
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Male 1,265
Not very good, you could actually tell what these guys were saying.
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Female 331
Nothing like Eminem.

Catchy, though :)

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Male 1,003
Pretty much sums it all up. 5 words total if you count spaghetti.
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Male 902
Rap is fine. A sh*tty novelty act that has gone on for far too long because of fanboys like you isn`t. That crappy rapper is also almost completely responsible for the walking stereotype that is 50 cent. I say burn the bitch.
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Male 9
that video sucked. Eminem is one of the best rappers of all time. anyone who thought it was accurate just doesnt like rap
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Female 815
Actually his songs go "Motherf*cker Halie, Sh*t and Halie Sh*t Sh*t Motherf*cker Halie Halie Halie Kim and Halie sh*t sh*t Halie I`m a white rapper look at me Halie"

They mention Halie more than you think.

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Male 1,024
is eminem even worth a parody?
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Male 2,958
I can`t believe people are offended by this, lol. I like eminem, but this is funny. I pointed out years ago that he tends to make a lot of songs about the same people. Obviously every song he makes isn`t about one of the females in his life, but if you don`t get the joke here, you must not be much of a fan.

And goldfishgal, Eminem hasn`t mentioned Benzino in years. Since Benny was fired from The Source a while ago and is no longer a threat a all to Emniem, I doubt he will again. Not to mention eminem decided before "encore" came out that he`s done beefing with people.

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Male 4,238
no, eminem dose a lot more the that. they wont play most of songs on the radio
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Female 426
They forgot to mention Benzino!!

And what about Ass Like That? Aaannnd all those songs he was featured in?

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Female 59
sad it is partly true needs more curses and teen angst he`s like the brittany spears of the hood.
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Female 630
haha i cant stand eminem.
except the mashup of eminem and michael jackson.
still. what you gonna do.
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Female 1,071
Lmfao so true. I hate eminem his "songs" are so annoying. I laughed at the spaghetti bit... :D
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Male 9
It actaully is true. I wanna punch the guy like "8 Mile".
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Male 8
well peolos pretty much summed up everything i was gonna say so i ent got anything else to say now......
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Male 3,819
You people are morons. Eminem has more talent in his pinky than any of you do put together. I wish people actually listened to all of his music before criticizing him, not just the garbage he puts on the radio to sell records. The man is a poet. Oh...and that video was horrible.
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Female 799
Sounds about right lol.
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Female 2,220
HAHAHA
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Male 260
I hate people who make bad videos and then justify it by saying it`s an accurate parody, which is totally untrue. Eminem does like to rap about his family life but not always, if these people payed attention they`d figure that out.
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Male 239
Pretty dumb. But they did make a point. Eminem can`t rap.
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Male 902
ACUTALLY, huh? That`s hella wordsmithin`, son. Word up.
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Male 1,217
bravo, encore.

fk eminem haters.
but no worries i have no doubt in the future my taste will change, but fk eminem haters for now.
@ argh_beast: have u ever listenened to a song? theyre ACUTALLY more all about gangstas and biotches, but close enough.
@ roodboi: u noe wat, im not even gonna say anything. ive said enough dot wanna get wound up in any argument.

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Female 2
so true. and people defendin eminem, the people u did this video were obviously overexagerating it on purpose, thats part of the joke and wow, u put a lot of effort into ur comments Devi3000
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Female 1,496
I can write a rap song. Here it is.
Up all night cause I get paid to play.
Boss don`t know all I do is be on the internet.
No pornos, no you tube, I just be kickin it at i-am-bored with a bunch of nitwits.
Try rippin off the Coke machine but it don`t work, drating punk asses code aint poo!
But it`s OK and it`s alright cause I`m the someone that no one likes.
I use grammar, and I spell good
Like you know you should,
but you lazy sacks of poo cant bother
Being all lazy.
Educationless retards.
Yea, yo, yo, yo,
ya momma. YO!

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Male 30
funny how they were actually better than eminem. not that thats hard...
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Male 838
So what`s the news? Every Hip Hop song is like that. Plain stupid!
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Male 991
I laughed for 2 seconds in the middle. ;-/
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Female 1,228
That was. . .catchy??
I`m pretty sure Eminem has more swear words in, like, every other word??
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Male 38
"Strange" that nobody over 17 years old is defending eminem.
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Male 1,217
4pm for me. but personally that was a horrible one. it was actually more annoying than funny, a failure if i must say so myself.
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Female 55
lmfao. it`s a joke. we all know emininem doesnt write his own stuff.

(thats a joke too, chill dont be so hyped it`m 4 am)

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Male 189
How is that true? I looked up the lyrics and they look nothing like that, plus that I bet you can do this with every song that is about something.
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Female 8
mom and kim and mom and mom and kim and hailey dr dre and mom and kim and hailey, mom`s spaghetti! true.
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Female 600
Sums it up pretty well.
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Male 982
meh
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Female 110
Yep, thats about right. Although we cant say much, how many of the people commenting on i-am-bored are famous for their song writing skills? I guess it just goes to show how the claw machine of fame doesn`t choose people according to talent. It`s basically just random...
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Female 333
Haha pretty accurate. I actually liked this better. Less pretentiousness.
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Male 4,246
I really feel like punching somebody in the face right now. That`s how annoying this is.
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Female 88
Accurate.
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Male 336
so true. so true.
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Female 340
What a load of old poo! lol
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Female 1,382
Too true, man that hurt to hear.
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Male 259
Mom and Mom and Kim and Hayley, Hayley Hayley Moms Spaghetti!
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Male 902
Accurate.
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Male 623
That was dumb.
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Male 205
ZOMG FIRST!!
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Female 242
Link: Every Eminem Song Ever [Rate Link] - Apparently Eminem puts zero effort into writing his raps.
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