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Date: 04/11/07 02:10 AM

142 Responses to Every Eminem Song Ever

  1. Profile photo of chatgirl44
    chatgirl44 Female 18-29
    243 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 12:25 am
    Link: Every Eminem Song Ever - Apparently Eminem puts zero effort into writing his raps.
  2. Profile photo of Assassin_963
    Assassin_963 Male 13-17
    205 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:15 am
    ZOMG FIRST!!
  3. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:17 am
    That was dumb.
  4. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:17 am
    Accurate.
  5. Profile photo of tamahau
    tamahau Male 30-39
    259 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:21 am
    Mom and Mom and Kim and Hayley, Hayley Hayley Moms Spaghetti!
  6. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:24 am
    Too true, man that hurt to hear.
  7. Profile photo of teatimecream
    teatimecream Female 60-69
    340 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:26 am
    What a load of old poo! lol
  8. Profile photo of razordragon
    razordragon Male 18-29
    336 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:33 am
    so true. so true.
  9. Profile photo of JadeDragon
    JadeDragon Female 18-29
    88 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:36 am
    Accurate.
  10. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2007 at 2:36 am
    I really feel like punching somebody in the face right now. That`s how annoying this is.
  11. Profile photo of bambii311
    bambii311 Female 13-17
    333 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:40 am
    Haha pretty accurate. I actually liked this better. Less pretentiousness.
  12. Profile photo of acidpixi
    acidpixi Female 18-29
    110 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 3:02 am
    Yep, thats about right. Although we cant say much, how many of the people commenting on i-am-bored are famous for their song writing skills? I guess it just goes to show how the claw machine of fame doesn`t choose people according to talent. It`s basically just random...
  13. Profile photo of bwahbwah
    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 3:05 am
    meh
  14. Profile photo of pidwidgeon
    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 3:21 am
    Sums it up pretty well.
  15. Profile photo of superdoll
    superdoll Female 13-17
    8 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 3:22 am
    mom and kim and mom and mom and kim and hailey dr dre and mom and kim and hailey, mom`s spaghetti! true.
  16. Profile photo of BirkirHe
    BirkirHe Male 13-17
    189 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 4:16 am
    How is that true? I looked up the lyrics and they look nothing like that, plus that I bet you can do this with every song that is about something.
  17. Profile photo of grimandsexxy
    grimandsexxy Female 13-17
    55 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 4:23 am
    lmfao. it`s a joke. we all know emininem doesnt write his own stuff.

    (thats a joke too, chill dont be so hyped it`m 4 am)

  18. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 4:27 am
    4pm for me. but personally that was a horrible one. it was actually more annoying than funny, a failure if i must say so myself.
  19. Profile photo of _Apocalypse_
    _Apocalypse_ Male 13-17
    38 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 4:38 am
    "Strange" that nobody over 17 years old is defending eminem.
  20. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 4:46 am
    That was. . .catchy??
    I`m pretty sure Eminem has more swear words in, like, every other word??
  21. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 4:47 am
    I laughed for 2 seconds in the middle. ;-/
  22. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 4:58 am
    So what`s the news? Every Hip Hop song is like that. Plain stupid!
  23. Profile photo of roodboi
    roodboi Male 13-17
    30 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 5:07 am
    funny how they were actually better than eminem. not that thats hard...
  24. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 5:13 am
    I can write a rap song. Here it is.
    Up all night cause I get paid to play.
    Boss don`t know all I do is be on the internet.
    No pornos, no you tube, I just be kickin it at i-am-bored with a bunch of nitwits.
    Try rippin off the Coke machine but it don`t work, drating punk asses code aint poo!
    But it`s OK and it`s alright cause I`m the someone that no one likes.
    I use grammar, and I spell good
    Like you know you should,
    but you lazy sacks of poo cant bother
    Being all lazy.
    Educationless retards.
    Yea, yo, yo, yo,
    ya momma. YO!

  25. Profile photo of Naza
    Naza Female 13-17
    2 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 5:34 am
    so true. and people defendin eminem, the people u did this video were obviously overexagerating it on purpose, thats part of the joke and wow, u put a lot of effort into ur comments Devi3000
  26. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 5:37 am
    bravo, encore.

    fk eminem haters.
    but no worries i have no doubt in the future my taste will change, but fk eminem haters for now.
    @ argh_beast: have u ever listenened to a song? theyre ACUTALLY more all about gangstas and biotches, but close enough.
    @ roodboi: u noe wat, im not even gonna say anything. ive said enough dot wanna get wound up in any argument.

  27. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 6:05 am
    ACUTALLY, huh? That`s hella wordsmithin`, son. Word up.
  28. Profile photo of Unanswered
    Unanswered Male 13-17
    239 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 7:20 am
    Pretty dumb. But they did make a point. Eminem can`t rap.
  29. Profile photo of zincyams
    zincyams Male 13-17
    260 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 7:24 am
    I hate people who make bad videos and then justify it by saying it`s an accurate parody, which is totally untrue. Eminem does like to rap about his family life but not always, if these people payed attention they`d figure that out.
  30. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 7:25 am
    HAHAHA
  31. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
    799 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 7:45 am
    Sounds about right lol.
  32. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 7:47 am
    You people are morons. Eminem has more talent in his pinky than any of you do put together. I wish people actually listened to all of his music before criticizing him, not just the garbage he puts on the radio to sell records. The man is a poet. Oh...and that video was horrible.
  33. Profile photo of c411um
    c411um Male 13-17
    8 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 7:50 am
    well peolos pretty much summed up everything i was gonna say so i ent got anything else to say now......
  34. Profile photo of phillyeagles
    phillyeagles Male 18-29
    9 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 7:57 am
    It actaully is true. I wanna punch the guy like "8 Mile".
  35. Profile photo of gingernut333
    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 8:42 am
    Lmfao so true. I hate eminem his "songs" are so annoying. I laughed at the spaghetti bit... :D
  36. Profile photo of yakkitori
    yakkitori Female 13-17
    630 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 8:54 am
    haha i cant stand eminem.
    except the mashup of eminem and michael jackson.
    still. what you gonna do.
  37. Profile photo of christy409
    christy409 Female 18-29
    59 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 8:57 am
    sad it is partly true needs more curses and teen angst he`s like the brittany spears of the hood.
  38. Profile photo of Goldfishgal
    Goldfishgal Female 18-29
    426 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 9:00 am
    They forgot to mention Benzino!!

    And what about Ass Like That? Aaannnd all those songs he was featured in?

  39. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 9:02 am
    no, eminem dose a lot more the that. they wont play most of songs on the radio
  40. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 9:19 am
    I can`t believe people are offended by this, lol. I like eminem, but this is funny. I pointed out years ago that he tends to make a lot of songs about the same people. Obviously every song he makes isn`t about one of the females in his life, but if you don`t get the joke here, you must not be much of a fan.

    And goldfishgal, Eminem hasn`t mentioned Benzino in years. Since Benny was fired from The Source a while ago and is no longer a threat a all to Emniem, I doubt he will again. Not to mention eminem decided before "encore" came out that he`s done beefing with people.

  41. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 9:39 am
    is eminem even worth a parody?
  42. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 9:41 am
    Actually his songs go "Motherf*cker Halie, Sh*t and Halie Sh*t Sh*t Motherf*cker Halie Halie Halie Kim and Halie sh*t sh*t Halie I`m a white rapper look at me Halie"

    They mention Halie more than you think.

  43. Profile photo of mmballin24
    mmballin24 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 9:53 am
    that video sucked. Eminem is one of the best rappers of all time. anyone who thought it was accurate just doesnt like rap
  44. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 10:00 am
    Rap is fine. A sh*tty novelty act that has gone on for far too long because of fanboys like you isn`t. That crappy rapper is also almost completely responsible for the walking stereotype that is 50 cent. I say burn the bitch.
  45. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 10:18 am
    Pretty much sums it all up. 5 words total if you count spaghetti.
  46. Profile photo of StopSmiling
    StopSmiling Female 13-17
    331 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 10:27 am
    Nothing like Eminem.

    Catchy, though :)

  47. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 10:39 am
    Not very good, you could actually tell what these guys were saying.
  48. Profile photo of Clayboy
    Clayboy Male 18-29
    651 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 10:55 am
    Eminem is such a whiner. And so are his fans apparently.
  49. Profile photo of chaya
    chaya Female 18-29
    9 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 11:14 am
    they missed obie trice -.-` and d12 lol ^.^
  50. Profile photo of Kristen323
    Kristen323 Female 18-29
    127 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 11:43 am
    True, but those guys were very tone deaf.
  51. Profile photo of vixelyn_v1
    vixelyn_v1 Female 18-29
    23 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 12:06 pm
    Oh for gods sake... it`s just a freaking joke. :P

    Lighten up!

  52. Profile photo of xRevengex
    xRevengex Female 18-29
    419 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 12:23 pm
    That was silly.
  53. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 12:24 pm
    Eminem is an idiot, and anyone who disagrees is an idiot, too!
    QED, bitches!
  54. Profile photo of CHRONDIGGITY
    CHRONDIGGITY Male 30-39
    22 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 12:27 pm
    Eminem is deeeep man... deeeep. Shouldnt be diss`n dawg. <sarcasm

    That was the funniest s*&t I`ve seen all day!

  55. Profile photo of Yaas
    Yaas Male 18-29
    91 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 12:29 pm
    This was completely accurate in every single regard. Maybe if rappers played instruments I would think they were better than talentless hacks?
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    Yaas Male 18-29
    91 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 12:30 pm
    ^^ Btw, I know they have no reason to play instruments, I`m just saying their "art" is just a way to draw kiddies into a stuper and make bling bling.
  57. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 12:38 pm
    its funny coz its true :D
  58. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 12:41 pm
    Yeah, pretty much true.
  59. Profile photo of Itsdude56
    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    889 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 12:44 pm
    LOL ther was a spagetti in one part
  60. Profile photo of retardhair
    retardhair Female 13-17
    108 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 12:52 pm
    Haha
  61. Profile photo of hannah_h
    hannah_h Female 13-17
    155 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 1:03 pm
    That was so funny. And true.
  62. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 1:05 pm
    I hate rap, it is the single most ignorant form of entertainment of ALL TIME. I also hate MandM. (not even gonna try to spell the retards name) But from a completely objective view, I would say that there are quite a few rappers out there who deserve to have a song written about how lame and unoriginal they are WAY more than MandM.
  63. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 1:11 pm
    Rapping is comparable to playing the violin in that any idiot can do it, but it takes a true effing master to make it sound good. Writing off a whole genre is just ignorant, and you will burn in hell because of it.
  64. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 1:23 pm
    "Rapping is comparable to playing the violin in that any idiot can do it, but it takes a true effing master to make it sound good. Writing off a whole genre is just ignorant, and you will burn in hell because of it."

    ROFL

  65. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:06 pm
    Wow, these guys are gay.

    They only did one song , Mockingbird, and that is one of the worst songs on the cd.

  66. Profile photo of mee_like_pie
    mee_like_pie Female 13-17
    71 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:12 pm
    haha lmao that was ace lol Eminems not that gd any one can rap lol Devi3000 just proved that lol
  67. Profile photo of RichJames88
    RichJames88 Male 18-29
    74 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:21 pm
    eminem is pretty good this was garbage
  68. Profile photo of LovexChelsey
    LovexChelsey Female 13-17
    193 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:26 pm
    ...I`m all up for a good diss on anyone but that was just stupid.
  69. Profile photo of sam_1123
    sam_1123 Male 13-17
    102 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:29 pm
    "Wow, these guys are gay.

    They only did one song , Mockingbird, and that is one of the worst songs on the cd."

    Wow, its must have been a really, REALLY good CD if mockingbird was the worst.

  70. Profile photo of panda_attack
    panda_attack Female 18-29
    30 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    I don`t think they were questioning his lyrics...damn his lyrics can be impressive sometimes, clever rhymes and whatnot (coming from one of those not-rap fans). I think they`re making fun of his themes. His lyrics are always different. but his themes are all the same...either about his mother, his ex, his daughter, his slim shady persona (and the havoc he causes), his movie, or his partner, dr. dre.

    So yeah, accurate, and not really an insult at all. :P

  71. Profile photo of evanking
    evanking Male 18-29
    689 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    Devi3000, it`s spell "well"
  72. Profile photo of ilikepizza
    ilikepizza Male 18-29
    437 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 3:07 pm
    ..ok...im pissed
  73. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 3:13 pm
    hahahhahaa spagattie
  74. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1726 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 3:17 pm
    i like eminems songs. btw mockingbird is a good song. did make me laugh tho
  75. Profile photo of tattoojunky
    tattoojunky Male 30-39
    35 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 3:21 pm
    Wow. That sucked. And who ever thinks that`s all his songs are about obviously don`t listen to Eminem.
  76. Profile photo of amishman
    amishman Male 18-29
    50 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    What the drat is that losers problem Eminem retired but draters like that still try to piss him off
  77. Profile photo of KikiPeepers
    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
    2247 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 3:37 pm
    That was hilarious - pretty right on! I still heart Eminem though.
  78. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1066 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 3:53 pm
    stupid
  79. Profile photo of miss_cky
    miss_cky Female 18-29
    85 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 4:34 pm
    Haha genius.
  80. Profile photo of dazlthenites
    dazlthenites Female 18-29
    87 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 4:50 pm
    It`s only funny because it`s pathetic and true. I loved it!
  81. Profile photo of o0olalax3
    o0olalax3 Female 13-17
    14 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 4:53 pm
    lol. wow.
  82. Profile photo of emp357
    emp357 Male 18-29
    56 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 5:03 pm
    Apparently these guys (as well as most of you) are the type of lame-ass losers who listen to nothing but "the top 20" and have their "taste" in music spoon-fed to them by whatever corporate conglomerate happens to own the local radio station. Were they to listen to anything else they would know that Eminem is one of the most original MC`s of all time. That coming from someone who is not a fan at all. I actually dis-like him a great deal. My personal opinion of him however, will not prevent me from giving credit where it`s due. Let`s see... Who has more talent? Eminem or these drating dork ass-holes?
  83. Profile photo of naysboat
    naysboat Female 13-17
    32 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 5:04 pm
    funny, but untrue.
  84. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 5:23 pm
    "You people are morons. Eminem has more talent in his pinky than any of you do put together. I wish people actually listened to all of his music before criticizing him, not just the garbage he puts on the radio to sell records. The man is a poet. Oh...and that video was horrible."

    Eminem a poet? well, that just proves that rapping shouldn`t be considered music. it obviously is rhetoric. and rapping is a bunch of crap.
    rap=crap
    if you don`t believe me, wait 30 years, and then you`ll believe me.

  85. Profile photo of Prowler2885
    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 5:29 pm
    Sounds just about right.

    He`s like every other rap star. They think they`re poets, but they are not.

    Once again, music is no longer an art form. What a shame.

    "Blah blah blah blah... blah blah blah prom"

    Another hit song that`ll net us another million. ..|.. (-_-) ..|..

  86. Profile photo of champbronc2
    champbronc2 Male 13-17
    142 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 6:16 pm
    eminem is a stupid @$$ who isnt smart and has nothing to do with his life. he is a bad person. period.
  87. Profile photo of nic_blink182
    nic_blink182 Female 18-29
    333 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 6:49 pm
    tr00 dat
  88. Profile photo of infearno
    infearno Male 70 & Over
    382 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 7:22 pm
    True FFS rap sucks
  89. Profile photo of yakkitori
    yakkitori Female 13-17
    630 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 7:31 pm
    "Eminem is such a whiner. And so are his fans apparently."
    hahaha fantasticly put.
    well. i have a biased approach as i dont like rap music saying that, i love gym class heroes but im not sure what kind of genre you would place that in... back to the point
    i find it interesting and slightly amusing that eminem has caused a slight argument in the i-a-b "community" yeah that sounded drating cheesey but i couldnt think of another word.
    if you want a poet go listen to some bob dylan.
  90. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 7:35 pm
    o.0 laaaaame!
  91. Profile photo of Kougaiji
    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 7:53 pm
    Sorry but I feel like anyone who believes this video is true really hasn`t heard any of his songs aside from mainstream MTV music videos. You`ll find a lot more content if you just listen to a single one of his albums. Besides, it`s a lot more content than other rappers, ain`t that the truth (bitch bitch ho ho bitch pimp ho pimp ho drugs). The screaming pile of poo that is all "rock" bands that emerged in the last 2 years is so bad that I`d wish they could use as much content as this video.
  92. Profile photo of WTFidunno
    WTFidunno Female 18-29
    395 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 8:09 pm
    Eminem used to be pretty hot. Now my moms obsessed with him, so that made him lose some of his hottness w/ me. Not the greatest singer ever, but good entertainer
  93. Profile photo of X-Potatoe
    X-Potatoe Male 13-17
    376 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 8:42 pm
    i dont like eminem... to me this song is pretty accurate... and the current rock thats coming out does mostly suck... i like black sabbath and deep purple which is more OLDER-ish... but yeah...:)
  94. Profile photo of ragragdoll
    ragragdoll Female 18-29
    88 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 8:56 pm
    haha quite true. i was a big Eminem fan when i was 14 though.
  95. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 9:42 pm
    What comes to mind....

    "Nothing you idiot Dr. Dre`s dead! He`s locked in my basement"

    "I`m Slim Shady, yes, I`m the real Shady all you other Slim Shady`s are just immitading so please stand up...."

    "There`s vomit on his sweater already, Mom`s speggeti"

    "The song `Kim`"

    "I`m sorry momma, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry but tonight I`m cleaning up my closet"

    "They say that every son grows up to marry his mother, which would explain why you`re such a motherf*cking b*tch but I still stay and stick it out....."

    AND MY FAVORITE!

    "You are the Kim to my Marshall
    You`re the Slim to my Shady
    The Dre to my Eminem
    The Elaina to my Hailey."

    HAHAHAHAH! THEY HAVE A POINT!

  96. Profile photo of Markoloid
    Markoloid Male 18-29
    55 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 10:25 pm
    Hmm except the fact that i think eminem was one of the "greatest" Rappers since vanilla ice I`d have to say This is quite accurate
  97. Profile photo of motoslvr736
    motoslvr736 Male 13-17
    11 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 10:30 pm
    funny as hell
    he says 8 mile soo fast lol
  98. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 11:01 pm
    Ok fair enough if you guys like him but I`d like to explain why I don`t like him and it comes down to this: pretentiousness. His image is entirely fake. At his live show in England a coupla years ago, he came on stage brandishing a chainsaw. Due to safety regulations he wasn`t allowed to have it switched on and you know what? It wasn`t. Later in the gig he seemed to pop pills when in fact it was dried chewing gum. When he was arrested for carrying a weapon it was revealed to be not loaded. People were pissed off with his homophobia so he did a duet with famously-gay Elton John, and later claimed he didn`t know Elton was gay. And for all you guys saying we only see the repetitive crappy poo? Well don`t you think he gets a say in what songs are released?

    Point being, he wants to come across as a hard-man gangsta and fails miserably at every turn. He`s created his own image of being an all-round twat.

  99. Profile photo of zippyg
    zippyg Male 18-29
    44 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 11:03 pm
    rofl wtf eminem is better than that crazy poo
  100. Profile photo of Sublime10
    Sublime10 Female 13-17
    22 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 11:13 pm
    Very innacurate. Eminem deserves way more credit than that for what he has accomplished.
  101. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 11:16 pm
    pft...Pffffffffffffft
  102. Profile photo of dynapyre
    dynapyre Male 18-29
    114 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 11:26 pm
    w00t! now I don`t have to get his next cd!
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    bccseahawkz Male 13-17
    204 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 11:34 pm
    hmmm.....yup, that sounded pretty right
  104. Profile photo of Deadman3215
    Deadman3215 Male 18-29
    536 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 11:42 pm
    Eminem has a few good songs... But this is accurate he does repeat sh*t a LOT
  105. Profile photo of randaldowd
    randaldowd Male 18-29
    12 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 12:14 am
    I don`t even like rap, but at least eminem sings about real stuff in life. He puts a diversity into rap not only as a white rapper, but as someone who sings about something other than weed, drive bys, cadillacs on 22s, ridin rims, bitches, hoes, gettin some head, crystal, their and ones, and lets not forget the vidoes with the girls with huge most of the time nasty butts bouncing around. First of all, that`s not tasteful at all. Rap is all about materialistic things, and nothing to real value is expressed. They don`t play real instruments, and they take credit for all the instrumentation that was written for their songs. They makes up lyrics to a beat, and anybody that can rhyme can do that. When a word doesn`t rhyme the way that want it, they mis pronounce it or make a word up so that it fits. They suck the life right out of the artform we call music.
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    thesupreme1 Male 13-17
    148 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 12:35 am
    Meh Eminem>Rock still.
    Rock.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    (Yelling really loud so you can`t tell how much the lyrics suck)

    Yea I don`t like rock thats my opinion. Their IS a few good songs out there but most of it is crap>Rock

  107. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 12:37 am
    I didnt even finish it. It sucks more than Luke.
  108. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 1:11 am
    His music sounds like an old nursery rhyme... thats just strange
  109. Profile photo of BABYWENDY
    BABYWENDY Female 18-29
    152 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 1:39 am
    Ok ok, it was stupid...but I have to admit that I did laugh.
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    ImTakingOver Male 18-29
    388 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 2:00 am
    what a waste of my time, this video sucked.
  111. Profile photo of thewabbit
    thewabbit Male 13-17
    366 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 2:09 am
    compared to rims, crack, rims rims crack hos, drat drat rims with ma ho poo dawg my rims got spinnaz, it`s not even that bad.
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 4:57 am
    Now I remember why I found that mildly funny. <Looks at bong> I`d hit that.
    It reminded me of a Chappell show outake where he was mocking Eminem. Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti.
    That schite was highlarious.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 5:03 am
    Take that you wannabe chav rappers.
  114. Profile photo of conb123
    conb123 Male 13-17
    2 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 5:57 am
    LMAO pure genius! I used to listen to this crap but then i realized how crap he was now i listen to metal and emo and good stuff
  115. Profile photo of yowz
    yowz Female 18-29
    306 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 10:02 am
    mom and kim and mom and kim hailey hailey hailey ahhahahah
  116. Profile photo of HyperMonkey
    HyperMonkey Female 18-29
    68 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 10:09 am
    Wow, thats so true, I was cracking up, but anyways, I think Eminem is just stupid, but he`s better than some....
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    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 10:34 am
    I love whoever made this, though it could have been better. Grr... I don`t like rap.
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    andtothedrew Male 18-29
    252 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 11:03 am
    That was so incredibly annoying. But true.
  119. Profile photo of Drahcir
    Drahcir Male 13-17
    144 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 12:27 pm
    Very funny! Although Eminem is a great guy, I love his songs.
  120. Profile photo of pottypam
    pottypam Female 13-17
    20 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 1:15 pm
    Lol I absoloutly love eminem but that was quite funny =P
  121. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 2:54 pm
    Lol at Devi, did you really just say "I spell good."?

    and Zero let me guess, you listen to Country and it`s oh so original right?

    Any genre only covers a selection of topics. And anybody can sing just about anything, nothing a little studio work can`t fix.

    I like Eminem but it was semi funny.

  122. Profile photo of simonb123
    simonb123 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 3:16 pm
    funny because it`s true
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    VampyreV Female 18-29
    8 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 4:16 pm
    *after listening to it* MY BRAIN!! MY BRAIN!! MY HURTEE TO THINK!!!
  124. Profile photo of Someone_Else
    Someone_Else Female 13-17
    152 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 4:58 pm
    I like Eminem, and if it was a better parody, I would`ve laughed. This was just boring.

    And to people who write off entire genres of music, I just feel sorry for you. Listen to a little of everything and stop being so close-minded.

  125. Profile photo of Nettimor
    Nettimor Female 18-29
    13 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 5:19 pm
    Dude, that sucked! I`m not a Eminem-fan any longer, but I was before. And that was the worst parody ever! ;-/ Ok, he writes a lot about Kim, Hailie, his mom and stuff, but he tells about what`s important to him, and he writes it in a way he thinks is funny.. Anyways... THAT SUCKED..!
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    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 5:37 pm
    loved the spahgetti part...
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    -terrorgirl- Female 13-17
    5 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 6:44 pm
    was that meant to be....emmm oo whats the word???...good? because it was pooe like wat was that meant to be !!!!!
  128. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 8:27 pm
    hahahahaha thats pretty true
    you gotta admit.

    xD

  129. Profile photo of retardhair
    retardhair Female 13-17
    108 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 8:43 pm
    Did I hear "spaghetti" thrown into that song?
  130. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 9:58 pm
    wow i liked that better than eminem
  131. Profile photo of Giltrap
    Giltrap Male 13-17
    82 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 6:22 am
    R etards
    A ttempting
    P oetry

    That`s what RAP is.

  132. Profile photo of Giltrap
    Giltrap Male 13-17
    82 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 6:22 am
    I`m going to watch that again. And send it to a bunch of chavs.
  133. Profile photo of butta397
    butta397 Female 18-29
    175 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 7:58 pm
    Yup. That`s how I feel about a lot of the music industry, not just Eminem.
    Also, I agree with Giltrap on is comment IN THIS CASE, but not all the time:
    R etards
    A ttempting
    P oetry
    That`s what RAP is.
    Lol.
  134. Profile photo of Kreative
    Kreative Female 13-17
    15 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 9:21 pm
    Nice.
  135. Profile photo of americasaiko
    americasaiko Female 18-29
    2 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 11:39 pm
    Wow, it`s amazing how many people are haters O_O

    I`m actually a fan of eminems and this made me realize why, I like the beats, and the way he raps, same with fiddy XD and I`m actually a `rocker`. But I`m a ganger yo, bark wit me now. anyways, I thought this was creative, and amusing, I`m just glad it`s short

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    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    April 18, 2007 at 11:17 am
    hahaha.
  137. Profile photo of brigallo1
    brigallo1 Male 13-17
    93 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 11:55 pm
    so friggen true
  138. Profile photo of tonesontail
    tonesontail Female 13-17
    55 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 1:29 am
    That was so f*cking funny.
  139. Profile photo of CharityRoo
    CharityRoo Female 13-17
    1 post
    June 18, 2007 at 7:21 pm
    omg u guys r a** holes! he made that f*cking song for his daughter! and u went and ruined it! ur just f*cking jealous cuz u cant do anything, even rap, so u try 2 bring others down! get a f*cking life and have a nice day :-)
  140. Profile photo of YUP_IM_BORED
    YUP_IM_BORED Female 13-17
    195 posts
    June 19, 2007 at 11:24 pm
    birkerhe...they are not saying these are actually the lyrics, they are just making a point about how horrendis (sp??) his lyrics are. I just looked it up 2 and pretty much all the songs are is random bad language, him saying how much he hates women and "b****es" and punching people.
  141. Profile photo of Swaba
    Swaba Male 13-17
    40 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    Bahahhaha

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