Electric Rubber Ducky

Submitted by: LaChica 10 years ago in Funny

Remember, it"s only for suicidal purposes.
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Female 198
is that real???
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Female 321
Sorry for the spelling mistakes...and the double post.
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Female 321
for thr duck, i chuckled, as for the comments..LOL

buying a suicide duck....$5 (at discount)
looking at this link 3 hours after a friend committed suicide and arguing that it`s true9true or not)...costs your iab dignity 9assuming you have one)
raeding all 13 pages of the comments based majorly on the conflict...priceless

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Female 228
wow, wtf, jasonan, lol
as for the knox thing, thanks! i was kinda bummed about something and then i come on here and you guys are being so immature its funny
and the ducky- sweet! where can i find one, spencers?
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Male 17
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Male 275
Finally someone realized that ando was as much of an atention whore as knox, or someones stated it on the board at least.
Knox if your friend did kill them self it sux but why tell people on IAB in fact why tell ppl on the internet.
mMy dad tought me to be scepticle of what ppl tell me, even more so of what i hear on the tv, and to pay little atention to the "news" i read on the internet. the point being there is no way to prove it that would be accepted by all of the people on IAB. @~~{~~~
sorry for any mis spellings this post is prolly dead anyway
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Female 1,264
hey guys, wad i miss
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Female 17
Sunday, April 15, 2007 9:58:59 PM
kgirl.. no one was talkin sh~t about british people, only that the PLUGS are different.. hahahahhaha..
shesh... Uhm, here is a picture of a "American" (we have the same in canada) plug: http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/a-gu...

and here is one i found of a british plug: http://www.army.mod.uk/img/ukpep/cliff_british_electrical_socket.jpg

So theres a differance, no need to get all offended

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Male 62
omg, i read all 12 pages of this bullpoo...it was incredibly entertaining...
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Male 302
I can`t tell what is funnier, the duck or the comments.
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Male 24
knox shutup no body cares.
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Male 2,510
drat off knox...

i mean ando

i mean fairy

i mean knoxfriend

oh theres too mnay to count now...

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Female 576
knox is a dumbass.
and..that product looks very
real.

lol

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Male 946
yes kgirl, being british is great.
oh, and every single poncey british person you see on tv in america is not like us AT ALL
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Male 1,228
If this was hanging in a store you best have bought it. Be a shame if you didnt, `had been a nice souveniere if you did.
:)
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Female 74
Hehe... dracokain, you rock. I love the comment made a few pages back by the English person... "That`s an English plug... what the hell kind of plugs do you have in America?" Oh to be British instead of American... British, when football is actually played with your feet. I find it extremely amusing that the comments for the ducky are more interesting and entertaining than the ducky itself.
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Male 11
omg dumb
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Male 902
`MVP ANDO`?

No. F*CK ANDO. Almost as bad as knox now. And there are no soldiers on IAB, what the hell are you talking about? Fellwell?

Christ.

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Male 37
I AM BACK THE MVP TO DEFEAT KNOX58 and to drat her hoe mother,who agrees type `MVP ANDO` on ur new posts fellwell soldiers
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Female 406
Finally i finished reading ALL those comments :-P
To Knox... Try to get a life. You`re either heartless or a big fat lying bastard. Now go play with that duck at the kiddie pool.
To KnoxFriend... Why are you having sex with a 22 month old? Are you that old? Did he meet you at the kiddie pool playing with your dollies?
Now about that duckie... Im gonna give that to my sister ^^
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Male 258
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Female 655
poor knox on page 1 =[
thats creepy
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Male 223
Wahahahahaha! Knox is only 22 weeks old and his mom`s a crack whore?! And he doesnt know his dad!? His friend just died!? Drama!!

>_> knox, you`re a bitch.

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Male 131
Guys do you realize that all Knox is trying to do is create a fuss or w/e (forget the word... Doh!)

And check out Knox`s and all his "friends" profile page, view source and they all have the same IP, hmmmm...

PS Buddy you might want to get that bug fixed, it is unsecure to be able to view IP addresses.

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Female 190
Bath toy choice of Emos
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Male 404
by the way knox58 u got pwned hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahh ur friend is in h277z0rz n0w
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Male 404

sgt. ducky has sent the electric ducks to wipe out all man kind, YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 17
Knox, I was offended when you made up such a redicules lie about your friend dying! Ever thought to realize that people on here have actually HAD their friends commit suicide. how insensitive can you get!! Its nothing to joke about, its VERY serious! And as for all that knoxfriend BS, Its a lie. Hes only trying to make himself "look good" and make everyone stop looking at him as a lier. well, knox, you just dug yourself deeper in your pile of poo!

Get a life, Stop lying and just comment things NORMALLY like everyone else does, instead of making up some bs story to go along with it!!!

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Male 1,882
Knox and Airando, get a life. Fighting over the internet is like winning the special olympics: even if you win, you`re still retarded.
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Male 1,882
WTF?! They MAKE THIS CRAP?!
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Male 266
Rubber ducky your the one...hmm whats the cord doing here? AAHHHH ZAP!!!! *smell of burning flesh*
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Male 431
"Wednesday, April 11, 2007 1:57:20 AM
WTF?! I`m offline for like only 8 hours and now we`ve got all sorts of attention whores running the asylum here at IAB.
Where the f**k did they all come from?!"

My thoughts exactly.

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Female 8
a while ago this thread had like 5 posts.
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Male 1,406
So much for the toaster, this is a more humane alternative (because it`s cute)!
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Male 8
Knox, your a tool.
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Male 8
I Have not had so much entertainment from reading the comments on IAB. Airando you are my IAB hero. I christen thee: IAB Man!
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Female 357
sigh.... another n00b.
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Male 130
^ but but butttt we was bored
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Male 838
You`re actually making knox more and more powerfull. Just stop talking about the bitch! Ignore him and maybe...just maybe he will cut his neck and will become next IAB post.
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Female 235
Jesus christ, knox!

if you really were pissed of by all these comments you wouldve ignored them and carried on with your life, not fighting for attention.
same goes for you darkfairy and "knox`s friend"

if you ARE different people. Which I doubt very much.

this is just a forum. don`t post your emo crap on here looking for attention. try waking up to reality for once.

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Male 203
knox is a sad little kid
sitting there on his computer making fake accounts and getting orgasms from all the replies :D

I really pity your life. Ironic you pop up on such a link, Have you considered the rubber duckey :)

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Male 130
"well now its personal and i want you guys to accept knox for a sensative caring person who doesnt have many real friends"

Well thats clear he invented 3 friend just for this thread and one off themself. Even the people in his head can`t stand him.

The other one "love" him for sex but trys to get other people to have cybersex.

And the one he is in love with is hated by the one he is having sex with.

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Female 110
http://www.i-am-bored.com/forums.asp?pag...

If this doesn`t work, go to the TOY LOVE comments page, and then all the people who stuck up for knox58 will get to see what a fake he is.

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Female 333
Trentonell, I like you :)
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Female 110
LMAO that knox guy just made the ducky funny. Before that I was thinking, oh more EMO crap, then I saw all his posts and I was like what a tool, someone really needs mental help. I wish I could find his parents and tell them all the crap he posted on here.
LMAO What a loser...
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Male 319
WTF?! I`m offline for like only 8 hours and now we`ve got all sorts of attention whores running the asylum here at IAB.

Where the f**k did they all come from?!

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Male 26
im 15 i was born at 22 weeks and my moms a crackwhore ok
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Male 306
dam 260+ comments in one day, wtf! lol electric ducky, damn need water. screw the ducky, just take the wire and yank it out then hold one end in one hand while the other in the other hand, plug it in and no water is necessary.
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Male 336
He`s only 22 weeks old and his momma is a crack whore.
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Male 982
aka:
you phail
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Male 982
^^
i have no clue what you just wrote, knox.
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Male 902
I`m your daddy, bitch.
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Male 26
i don not know knox58friend i personally knoy darkfariy
knox 58 friend is a liar i have no clue who she is
my name is jacob christopher knox born at 22 weeks
may moms a crackhead and idk my dad
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Male 336
MVP to airando.
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Male 37
I HAVE DEFETAED KNOX AMEN HALLELUIAH LET ME HERE A MVP
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Male 25
This is an incredible thread. The picture was marginally humorous, but the ensuing posting made it for me. I give this a banana out of fruit, top honors.
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Male 902
Holy sh*t. I tried to read this thread and drew a blank. My eyes were finding the words, but when my brain put them together all I figured out was that suicide is funny. I already knew that, so something must`ve gotten lost in translation from attention-whore-speak to english. And how many accounts does this knox character have anyway? I counted three, but six or seven is possible if you count his well-wishers(meaning him in drag). Circlejerk thread, methinks.
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Female 604
Oh man, that was pretty entertaining. The thread I mean - I haven`t gotten around to watching the video yet, actually.
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Male 982
haha people are talking about his bull 11 pages later.
thats pretty ace.
but nonetheless, and back on topic, i had a chuckle when i saw the picture
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Male 223
>:D Knox is teh bich, case closed
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Female 426
HAHAHA holy s hit I totally laughed out loud at that one. trentoneli, i give you a gold star!


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Male 258
stfu
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Male 336
I HAVE SEX!
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Male 336
Flame war happens between me and myself
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Male 336
*random flame*
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Male 336
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Male 336
hey so i was like masturbating and a Duck ate my rooster and I became sad, so I posted it on a message. [email protected]
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Male 22
243 post!!!! as I belive the tradition is
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Female 426
well it`s not, I`ve seen it lol, but I suppose it is the tradition to scream photoshop at every picture on the net. So.

P|-|0705oPp3D!!!!!!!

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Male 25
Wow........from suicide, to love, to sex, to a chatroom party...........uh huh.

Anyways...yeah the duck, Hahahahha funny! Looks real but I`m surprised noone`s said:

I`m shocked! O_O

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Male 22
Ah the sound of silence... i can hear the voices in my head again!!
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Male 41
quack-quack zapp-zapp
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Male 258
so about that duck..
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Male 27
It`s all over. it`s all over.
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Female 426
aww you had to go and ruin it =[ *pops balloons*
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Male 284
I`m laughing so hard I had to put down the gun I was cleaning I can relate to knox because I too used to suffer from schizophernia...but we`re all better now.....
oh and knox

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Female 426
OH DEAR HEAVEN I DO BELIEVE ITS OVER!

*throws a party*

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Male 37
whats ur user
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Female 38
i see you im talking to you
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Male 37
go to chat (teen) in a social
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Male 37
there is nthn like that
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Female 38
did you go to social THEN chat(teen)
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Female 38
im waiting
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Male 22
its all a dream
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Male 37
there is no teen chat
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Female 38
teen chat
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Male 37
what room
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Female 38
do u see me
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Male 22
and then they married, had 3.4 kids and lived happily ever after?
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Female 38
HEY AIRANDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 37
ya im there
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Male 22
*funeral march* and as an alternative * highway to hell*
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Male 258

[img]http://www.usaplaza.com/City_Morgue_Gift_Shop/_products/DeadDuckie.jpg[/img]

burnt to a crisp.

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Female 38
hey airando are you following my instructions
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Male 27
Ok back to the duck :-)
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Female 426
Ah okies =] Totally fine I got like, 5 only because I made one and couldn`t remember the password to them all XD haha
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Male 22
I`m hoggydude by the way Goldfishgal. I somehow made two accounts...
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Female 38
ill be mollywolly
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Male 22
Well this`ll be an interesting story to tell your grandkids...
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Female 426
"Tuesday, April 10, 2007 9:27:14 PM
Goldfishgal, I thank you so much :). "

You are very welcome. =]

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Female 38
no but if you go to isketch.org and sign in (no password needed) as airando then go to social rooms then teen chat ill be there
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Male 37
knox r u makin one lmao
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Male 37
thats funny
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Male 37
And a prettyful romance was started... like a pheonix risen from the ashes apparently...
HA LMAO
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Male 22
And a prettyful romance was started... like a pheonix risen from the ashes apparently...
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Male 37
sure u have aim
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Female 38
hey airando why dont we go somewhere more private to chat
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Male 37
thats pretty sad though out of all the beautufull straight women y the ugly lesbo that lies about his friends death that kinda people is a reminder for me y god created hell
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Male 4
Goldfishgal, I thank you so much :).
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Male 17
i did feel sorry but then i just thought about some tihngs like when the friend just started the same day and that after your best friend killed them self you spend the whole time in your bed crying and i did and i am a big dude who never crys so if and i highly doubt it then i am sorry but if she did not and i am pretty shure she did not then you can go FUDGE YOUR SLEF YOU PILE OF STEAMING DOG CRAP
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Female 38
cha cha cha airando you make me sing a songo or airando i give you my lovooooohh
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Male 37
awwwwwwww u love me dat much
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Female 38
i wrote a poem for airando

oh airando
you make me want to go comando
oh airando
you are so grando
oh airando
you put the oohhhh in airando

sing to a latin beat

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Female 426
oh yeah, I`ve actually seen that rubber duckie, btw, at Spencers..and Toys R Us, weirddd
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Male 376
wow... pathetic. 8 pages of bulls hit.
1. Knox friend did not die, they are lying to get attention.
2. everyone has fLIcken given them the attention they wanted. good job.
3. That rubber duck is awesome:-)
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Female 426
No I was just talking about knox and his/her many personalities
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Female 38
i dont think theres any point talking about the duck since its not that intresting and people just say the sam thing over and over so we might as well talk about this issue instead
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Male 37
hell ya bring britney just u dont stay home and reserve us a great suit at the ritz carloton
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Female 38
jasonan what happend to the love
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Female 38
hey airando lets meet it a hotel and we can settle thing my way. ill bring brittney we can have a threesome
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Male 17
i promise i am not my name is jason anglemyer and i live in michgan and now that i have read all of the post i think knox58 is a dirty filty liar and i hope one of her friends really do die so she knows the pain it feels like i have it isa not something to joke about you son of B so you can go Fudge your self
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Female 38
their talking about you too
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Male 37
goldfish "shes" gettin owned
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Male 4
I only wanted to know where to buy one... a duck that is not a Johnny Depp dressed like a pirate
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Male 37
(bitch got a big mouth)

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Female 426
Oh yeah.

Owned.

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Female 426
yeah this definatly sounds like a 11-13 year old looking for attention because daddy drinks all day and momma brings home different men every night.

And now we`re all cool because we have sex.

But oh wait

You`re the same person.

So go back to masturbating with your tiny little d ick while you fantasize about being spanked by Johnny Depp dressed like a pirate and leave your "problems" to yourself. No one gives two s hits about you (here, anyways)

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Male 1,263
Ugh, honestly, 8 pages of this dispute, just leave it ang get back to the effing duck!
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Male 37
britney said u forgot ur braw and ur thong at her bed..u want it back cuz shes smellin it and she said the next time that u guys have sex together dont leave cuz ur vigianna started to blead what a looser
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Male 37
im back i was on da phone
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Male 37
oh sorry
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Male 37
u know what the funny thing is again i bet jasonan is one of ur sides of personatly
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Female 38
not that its a bad thing
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Male 4
I think having sex with someone of the same sex as you would probebly be a good indication of homosexuality, I.E the two girls in your pic knox58 e.t.c
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Female 38
well your so defensive about it so im guessing your insucure about being gay
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Male 37
and i type not talk
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Female 38
that was directed at airando but me and knox thank you jasonan
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Male 37
how do i talk gay when u havnt met me
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Male 37
u say sweetheart to girls not to guys
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Female 38
hahahah your getting mad at someone over the internet lossssseeeerrr!!!

you talk like a gay person too

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Male 17
hey knox58 i am so sorry for your loss i know how you feel when i was 8 my mom killed her self and when i was 13 my best friend for 11 years got killed by a a person how abbuted him. i feal really sorry for you and i hope you feel better. The inly thing i can think of to help you is to get some help other then a web site they r no help people can be me to you and will not give you helpfull adive but a counsler will. but any why i hope you recvoer from this
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Female 38
hey dont believe my story fine cause i definately dont believe 6 or 7 girls where fighting over someone who says sweetheart
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Male 4
I say sweetheart...so mean
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Male 37
listen assheart u just a dumbass that came out of rehab with lesbo britney and drated her up so bitch i wouldnt be talkin about gays and lesbos cuz if u owned a mirror u might see one..dumbass
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Male 37
ugly sweetheart first of all im in da 6th grade
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Female 38
and 6th graders can be ugly too
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Male 37
and if u enter my class,the girls that are girl enough to have a realtionship want one with me....now i have gf and my best friends girlfriend wants a realationship with me i had 6 or 7 girls fighting 4 me so i think i might be confident bout my pic but not so much u lookin at it
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Female 38
then you must be gay because only gay men say sweetheart
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Male 37
ugly sweetheart first of all im in da 6th grade
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Male 37
anser this that was not my point...im saying y should a not half bad lookin male screw an ugly ass bitch like u........what im sayin is the rich should not screw the poor...get it...
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Female 38
hah no response
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Female 38
and your not even confident enough to put a picture of yourself so you must be ugly
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Male 27
I hope that`s supposed to be a gag.

This thread is kind of wierd, I mean 7 pages.Come on

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Male 37
well
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Female 38
uum your an idiot if you think only beutiful people have sex
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Male 22
Theres lots of senstive careing people that dont have many friends out there. Hell I could be described as one by my closet friends. But absolutly none of them start huge topics about suicide when all anyone ever wanted to do was talk about a damn, yellow, rubber, possibly murderous duck...
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Male 37
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
knoxfriend read it and anser it unless ur gonna make up crap and say that u r mental and cant read
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Male 37
wonder if the next thing we`re going to find out is that knox58Friend is pregnant with knox`s baby.

no she aint pretty that whole sex thing is bs if he was gonna have sex then atleast he could have it with someone attractive and cute or sexy unless knox has bad taste.......so "knoxfriend decide ur either dam ugly or knox has really bad taste

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Female 38
well now its personal and i want you guys to accept knox for a sensative caring person who doesnt have many real friends
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Male 22
If you are differnt people, or the same person i guess, whatever, why dont you just stop looking on here for comments?
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Male 258
i found that picture fitting.


i wonder if the next thing we`re going to find out is that knox58Friend is pregnant with knox`s baby.

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Female 38
im swear that im not the same person as knox
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Male 22
Now your clearly just tuging your own chain. And trentoneli? Coolest... Image...Ever
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Female 38
oh yah the rubber duck is cool
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Female 38
well accually he might but he`s been sleeping with me so i guess he must like me more
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Female 38
he doesnt really like dark fairy
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Female 38
hey adam you know im just kidding love you babe
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Male 258
are darkfairy05 and knox58Friend supposed to be the same girl?

cause...why would you be having sex with knox58Friend if you`re in love with darkfairy05?

and why would you make your name "knox58Friend"?

i`m entertained.

[img]http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f1/Drama.gif[/img]

;)

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Female 38
he keeps calling me, i guess i just like him cause he`s good in bed
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Female 38
adam begged me to go on i-am-bored and convince you people that his story is real (he has some issues) so if you could just play along then maybe he would stop bugging me and you
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Male 223
Oh poo, this knox poo is still going on?

Jeeez....What a sorry ass little pussy -_-

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Male 3
The rubber does not conduct electricity but ,If the duckie isn`t water tight, when the wires get wet POW! If you really want to end it this way, WARNING, it will be painful. Just make sure you don`t plug it into a GFCI receptacle or it won`t work.
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Male 223
</Middlefinger>
<Hand>
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Male 22
"my picture is of me and knox/ adam"
Or a picture of any two people ever
Anyone have any idea where those ducks might be sold?
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Female 601
Yay, knox`s friend died! :-D

Sorry, I just had to express my joy. But onto the duckie, I have to get one of those (if they`re real), just to have one XD

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Female 38
my picture is of me and knox/ adam
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Male 41
looks like it would work in any 220 outlet if not I am sure you could buy a adapter. I think most rubber ducks have a hole in the bottom so the water would get in to ` do the job ` but I would worry about it shorting-out before the water could make contact.

Why is it only a one time use? if it worked well i could see cleaning it off and reusing it ( change the bath water , reseting the power breakers ) then Knox58 and all his multiple personalities (darkfairy05,(his right hand ,oh sorry I ment Knox58friend ) could all take turns trying the nice ducky :-)
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Male 37
we can have knox verify if it works or not.
^^^^^^^^^^^^AGREE
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Male 258
we can have knox verify if it works or not.
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Male 22
I do have the weirdest want to actually get one and see if it even works...
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Male 258
ok now this is just getting ridiculous.


"knox" is enjoying this attention.

lets get back to the cute little deadly duck

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Male 22
Knox, thats just sick in every imaginable way. And yes this is the single best first post ever. On topic I presume the ducks just like a gag toy but I`m not sure I want to know either way
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Male 37
and isnt it funny that both of u r not on at the same time coincidence?? i dont think so
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Male 37
HA here is the real funny part it was 2:39 am instead of u saying it was am u said we didnt have school so u really got busted here
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Male 126
"i live in la dude"

Best part of this thread.

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Female 38
im accually knox`s friend and we where having sex when his friend called and said she was gonna kill herself. i was kind of happy because she was a bitch anyway and wanted to steal my man. yah im just conferming that this is all real. knox`s real name is Adam Grey and we didn`t have school today because there was teacher confrences.
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Female 266
um, airando . . .


it was 2:39 am.


meing it was 11 something PM when it happened.

. . . I don`t think school is in at that time . . .


good attempt though.

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Male 37
Lmao u know y im laughin,im laughin at knox,he started this bullpoo at 2:39 and said his best friend called him and said that good bye conversation but 3 hours before would be 11 o clock and which it would mean u were at school not even lunch time for ur friend to call u so u just got busted by a logical way..
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Male 701
heh...all i can say
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Male 1,496
knox is a whiney story maker uper. END
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Male 1,364
hehehe wow
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Female 236
so sad. so very f**king sad. now go play in traffic.
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Female 266

;D
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Male 258
the packaging doesn`t say it`s rubber, i don`t think so anyway, just the post, so maybe it`s not really rubber.
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Male 192
Okay, whatever to the rubber duck... But holy crap! Five pages dedicated to a conversation about a fake sob story?! Wow.
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Male 1,866
Ruber is an insulator...
would it even work??
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Male 2,510
british plug better than any other...has an earth so you dont electrocute yourself.
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Male 258
wow, suicide AND love!??


hey guys!! we get the whole shebang.

dramadramadrama

he does type like someone who`s emotionally hurt..

oh, no, that`s just normal idiot typing.

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Male 26
d.a.m.n.cencors
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Male 26
and ill try to put pics up of me and dark fariy
got it non-nice individual
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Male 26
person1993 we talk like eachother so what????we try no to do that
my friend is a gurl and im in love with her so ya we try no to do that
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Male 26
i did morn liike i was when i was tyupeing all this
i needed help so i could tyape all this it suks im strill crying
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Male 205
Dude, knox, that is the sorriest thing in the world if your friend killed herself, and then you wanted to come on i-a-b. You should feel bad for yourself to come on the internet and not even mourn for your loss.
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Male 946
`HAHAAHHAHA look at he plug something is wrong with it.`
umm that would be a BRITISH plug, HILARIOUS(!)
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Female 263
Just to comment on this heated Debate. Don`t you love how their friend just died, yet all they care about is proving it to a bunch of random IAB-ers.
=/ But hey, if you really are just a bunch of shallow kids that need to prove you are the only one that matters, and your friend actually did die, Then sorry and all that great stuff.

"Cause of Death, Rubber Duck"

LMAO...I would totally hang that newspaper clipping on my wall. Priceless.

And yeah I`m pretty sure it is a novelty toy, like you would find at Spencers...

Suicide Ducky, Find one at a Hot Topic near you!

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Male 1,825
what a cute way to end your horrible life!
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Male 3
dudes what are all of you on about!
FIRST! That plug wont work in japan its an english plug we have plugs like that here... what the hell kinda plugs do you have in america? explain it to me...
SECONDLY! knox ur such a twat... u disgust me if i ever see ur grave because you will be dead by the time i see you i will dig you up crush your bones and spit on u for making this terrible lie... i dont want to repeat what everyone else has sed... so i wont gonon about u wudnt post it on iab or anything like that, but one thing i did notice that nobody else picked up on, not only did she make the other account after the post, the post sed "my friend has an account on here too!" before the account was made... xoxo
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Male 258
"second of all you don`t know us! who the hell are you to tell anyone if we`re lying if you have no fu**ing clue!"

exactly, we don`t know you, so why should we care about your "dead" friend?

i`ve lost a lot of people to suicide, and i`m pretty sure i never thought about getting on IAB and posting about it, and i definitely didn`t consider insulting a bunch of strangers with crappy comebacks. if your friend really died you wouldn`t be so headstrong to defend yourself against people who you don`t know. trust me, you wouldn`t give a damn.

go post a myspace bulletin about it.

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Male 2,510
first: Knox thats the lamest sob story I`ve ever heard. If your friend died don`t go talking about it to a page where you know you`re going to get made fun of. You`re not going to get anything more than fake sympathy for his/her "death" Besides only idiots would brag about someone dying then come back every once in a while just to see if it made an effect on people. Besides it`s so easy to lie on the internet. I`ve had sex with Paris Hilton, Carmen Electra, Eva Menedes, Christina Ricci and Michelle Trachtenburg at the same time. But before i did that i had them cured of all their diseases. See? easy.
Second: that plug on the duck would only work in japan
Third: I don`t care what anyone thinks. Whether I`m heartless or an ass. Well i just don`t plain care.
^^^^
agreed.
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Male 131
My father works for the police department as an detective. One thing he does is analyze writing: for example, to see if a note was really written by the person they think wrote it. He can compare a note to things that person wrote before. He analyzes the sentence make up, placement of nouns, verbs, etc. I ran both of your two posts through the software on his computer, and there is a 97% chance that you two are the same people. You can`t beat the experts, kid. It has never happened that my father was wrong.
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Male 2,510
and if theres any 1337 hackers out there find a way to trace there IP and fill thier hardrives with kiddy porn.
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Male 55
first: Knox thats the lamest sob story I`ve ever heard. If your friend died don`t go talking about it to a page where you know you`re going to get made fun of. You`re not going to get anything more than fake sympathy for his/her "death" Besides only idiots would brag about someone dying then come back every once in a while just to see if it made an effect on people. Besides it`s so easy to lie on the internet. I`ve had sex with Paris Hilton, Carmen Electra, Eva Menedes, Christina Ricci and Michelle Trachtenburg at the same time. But before i did that i had them cured of all their diseases. See? easy.
Second: that plug on the duck would only work in japan
Third: I don`t care what anyone thinks. Whether I`m heartless or an ass. Well i just don`t plain care.
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Male 131
Actually, Knox and darkfairy05 are the same people. There are several reasons your friend did not die:
if you only made one post, then maybe I would believe you. But since you keep coming back and writing more posts, then you are just trying to fool us.
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Male 2,510
ok so you came back and tried to back up how you are not lieing about your friend being dead with insults because your trying the squeeze whatever fun you can still get out of this gay topic, log off your computer and do us all a favour and slit your wrists,

peace.

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Female 268
i have a feeling that suicide would make the front cover.
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Male 70
this whole thing can be summed up as:

"INTARNETS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS."

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Female 2
alright i`m here to try to shut you f***ers up! you guys think you`re so smart and you just KNOW! that we`re lying! when you just happen to NOT KNOW knox or me. first of all the only reason i made this profile is because i wanted to defend my friend and tell you the truth i`m rather be doing almost anything else besides talk to any of you losers. come on! "O let`s make fun of a couple of kids who lost their best friend" second of all you don`t know us! who the hell are you to tell anyone if we`re lying if you have no fu**ing clue! FU** YOU! i`m not going to be back again cause i`m not going to sit here and talk to a bunch of c.o.c.k.stains! so i hope the day your friend commits suicide or someone in your family dies you`ll be hurt by people just like you! i hope no one believes you i hope you off yourself too! so i`ll leave you all with these parting words!
FU** YOU C*NTS!
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Female 432
I love how it says "adults only" under the 18 sign...

And I agree with jebler.

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Male 140
@Knox
dude my mom died and i ain`t on here lookin for pity, although it was 5yrs. ago but nonetheless it sux still i have gotten over it somewhat. About your friend on the off-chance that your not s.hitting us that sux man try counseling it works, most likely you are s.hitting us if that is the case... *Ahem* "GO. TO. HELL."
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Female 74
The duck is a novelty toy. It`s the kind of thing that they would sell in a store like Spencer`s (mostly crude novelty and s.ex toys). It`s not really intended to be used (at least I hope not). As for the whole knox situation, I`m not one to say that it is or isn`t true. If I suffered some horrible catastrophe, I`d probably get on IAB just to take my mind off things. Not sure if I`d post it in a forum, though. Oh well. Not my call. If it`s real, sorry for your loss. If it`s not real, sorry for the people around you. Meh. Who`d`a thunk a rubber ducky would cause so much debate? *sigh*
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Male 608
Lets mail one to Don Imus
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Male 131
KNOX, YOU ARE BS. THERE IS NO WAY YOUR FRIEND COMMITTED SUICIDE, AND IF SHE DID WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE ON I-A-B. PLUS, 911 CAN`T BE BUSY THERE ARE MORE THEN 1 OPERATOR THERE! YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO MAKE A JOKE LIKE THAT BUT IT IS REALLY NOT FUNNY. GO FCK OFF, PLAY YOUR LITTLE JOKES ELSEWHERE.

BTW THERE IS ARE TWO WEBSITES THAT MAY BE JUST FOR YOU:
WOWOMG.COM
MUDFALL.COM

I KNOW YOU WILL LIKE THEM BOTH. NOW FCK OFF.

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Female 57
i have seen only 1 person post a thought about the fact that this is fake, does no-one else think it`s not real?
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Male 26
OK LOOK PPL I THOUGH O HOW IRONIC OK KINDA SAD TO
U GUYS ARE TAKEING THIS RO FAR
AND DARKFAIRY IS MY FRIEND SHE JUST MADE THAT ACCOUNT AND SHES HELPED ME OUT OK
MOST EVERY1 ON HERE IS A non-nice individual AND U DERISVERVE TO DIE U STUIPD PEICE OF poo
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Male 292
The comments were better tan the link
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Male 16
I got suspended from school last week for going on AIB,they said it was a damn porn site.
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Female 243
Cool duck.But if you plugged it in would it light up?
Just wondering.
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Male 16
You guys gave Knox exactly what he wanted.
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Male 155
ohh i didnt right "poo" i said S.HIT
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Male 155
im not a heartless bastard like u i just need to get my mind off of this ok?????????

then y did u click on the link about a suicidal rubber ducky that will definitely take ur mind off ur friend kill herself ... i personally think ur full of poo though

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Male 374
ive never had a rubber ducky before i think i might kill myself because of that with one of them =]
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Male 25
HAHAAHHAHA look at he plug something is wrong with it.
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Female 986
If my best friend just died, I would go jump of a f*cking bridge >_> Not chat with I-A-B people >_> Or maybe the parliament building... make a statement as I go... hmm...
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Male 25
Is it for reals?
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Male 37
I thought this was about doing suicide with a rubber duck toy
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Male 2,510
Weirdest. Thread. Ever.

oh and yeah this too.

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Female 182
i`m sorry for your loss knox. have some love <3
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Male 2,510
knox58 there are few people who would go on a forum when thier best friend just killed themselves. Looks like your looking for attention. Fking attention whore.
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Male 246
Sorry Metal, but he was obviously pooeing, How convienient, that when he said about having a friend who has an account, she made her first post just a bit after it, and BOTH people do not seem to be doing anything about it.
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Male 1,485
damn

it said pooting instaid of

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Male 1,485
knox in the past 3 years i have lost 2 of my oldest and best friends, so i hope that for the love of god you arent bullpooting, coz this is a topic i dont think is a good one to joke around on
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Male 330
Knox, were you trying to get attention with that whole rigmarole or are you really SO f*cking immature you did it as a joke?

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Male 437
yo knox, if ur so sad, get one of these rubber duckys and kil urself, then u might meet her in heaven (or hell)..
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Female 426
looking for comfort on the internet is just like running a race in the special olympics. Even if you succeed, you`re still a retard.
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Female 133
hey knox that was pathetic
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Male 193
Noticed how he stopped posting after he was busted. If my best friend just died, I would be at their parents consoling them. Knox is a drating wanker
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Male 161
Cause of death:

Rubber Ducky.

I would laugh so hard if I saw that on somebody`s HMO. Does life insurance cover rubber ducky deaths?

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Male 949
Hahaha... that`s hilarious.
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Female 670
lol
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Female 4
My best friend just died. . . wahhhh
Can I get some pity from you all. . .lmfao
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Male 187
f*ck u knox58 u attention whore. if u want real attention u should stop posting bullcrap on IAB and purchase one of those ducks and put it to good use im sure lots of ppl would be all over u at ur funeral
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Male 45
knox58...Shut up.
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Male 102
oh, jesus christ - what will people think of next?
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Female 21
U crazy Americans :)
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Male 284
It would work if there are exsposed wires under the duck/outside the rubber I tink this is kinda odd don`t know if they could sell this without being sued.
And now the obligatory knox statement:
If this is real meh it happens
If this is fake I hope you go through soemthing similar. Losing a freind sucks I lost a few and pulled rubble off of some of them after the Enterprise Highschool Tornado (but we found more live people who where knocked out or pinned than dead ) and afterwards.....I got on I-am-bored
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Male 65
i noticed that aswell :)
looks like he planned it 6 days before :P
"wooo look at me attention whore!"

I`ve never had a rubber duck :(

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Female 1
omg i cant believe that...please tell me its just a gag gift..thats horrible!
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Male 348
Wouldnt work, its rubber.
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Male 1,024
tee hee
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Female 114
^^^ omg lmao at this
yoo people crack me up
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love yoo alll
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Female 33
^^^just about to say that
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Male 203
darkfariy05

thats so lame
he goes his friend will log on...then you get a new account with 1 post

pathetic...I know he`s full of poo now. Grow up retard

Just some evidence:
darkfariy05
Member Since:
4/10/2007

the issue you slapped around as a joke is lame and immature. Fo drat yourself you stupid kid, you wasted my time and other peoples time. I hope your friend really kills herself so you know that its not a topic up for laughs you drat-wit

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Male 151
damn! its 18+! another 3 years..............xD
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Male 276
umm thats really wired
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Female 364
*EYE TWITCH*

...

Sorry knox:(

*huggles*

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Male 163
Weirdest. Thread. Ever.
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Male 336
and Metallic blue. Don`t ask.
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Male 30
yes. BLOOD RED! bwa ha ha ha!
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Female 1,395
does it come in any other colours?
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Male 30
remember wen i had 1 of these. didnt hav tha balls 2 use it tho
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Male 15
No one can think of taking their own lives after looking at the cute ducky ahahaha
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Male 1,485
i want 1

infact lets get 100

then ill go out with a bang

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Male 460
ok well this forum is sort of getting out of hand. Arn`t we supposed to be commenting on that little ducky??

And knox can i ask why you even posted that, i mean why? we didnt need to know that. Are you trying to get something?

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Male 838
It`s just made to control a growing population. At least we will have space if everyone commits suicide.
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Male 1,142
here ill tell you how i came up with this name. the first half jeb comes from jebus that i first herd on a episode of the simpsons. homer is about to die and begs jebus meaning jesus for help or something like that. the ler comes from hitler. why i deccided to use the name has nothing to do with jesus or hitler i just liked the way it sounded.

as for my first post i stick by it. i looked at the situation and gave my opinion. it has nothing to do with putting someone down and everything to do with thinking someone is lying.

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Male 319
Why would someone come on to i-am-bored of all places and tell us this?

I mean, that`s just odd is all.

So yeah, I don`t give it a lot of credence based on the fact that WE"RE ON FREAKING I-AM-BORED!!!

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Female 1,228
Darkmartyr:
I mean um yeah, the way (apparently) that you use it is best, but also cos it looks nice ;-)
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Female 2
thank you phatzoma and razordragon i am so happy there are at least 2 people here who aren`t pricks! like that fag muncher brokenbones! you better damn well have a good excuse for thinking my best friend is a liar! I was there when she called, you c.o.c.k.stain! I heard her crying, I heard her say that she loved him! She said I`ll miss you! what is your problem? and phatzoma, i must argue about 1 thing you said...what penis?
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Male 26
witch friend?
the 1 that killed herself
no she was a very giving person
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Female 1,382
knox, your friend is ****ing selfish!
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Male 26
phatzoma thank you my bset friend was in the room she has an account she will give details
but i must thank you again for i am crushed that this happened i mean come on this sucks
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Male 130
FLB when you said that there are a bunch of ducks that are vibrators and the evil one is the best, did you meen by the way it looks or how it is used?

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Male 336
Let`s make fun of knox to make ourselves feel better because in actuality our lives sucks.


Yeah no.

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Male 312
Yeah you guys are so god damn quick to judge and make fun of people. Does it make you feel better about your worthless crap life? Do you feel more important? Go ahead, let your big fat penis hang out. And for those of you who actually have words of encouragement for knox- Good job.
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Male 312
^ Hey, why can`t he be here? Some of you crackheads log in to IAB after you rape your little son or daughter. drat you.
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Male 26
im not a heartless bastard like u i just need to get my mind off of this ok?????????

and i do care i just saw thsi and thought how ironic

then ppl started talkin so there u go jebler
and what kinda name is that???
jebler?????

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Female 1,228
Ok, Im not going to get into the debate thats started up on here, cos I can see it ending in tears.
To comment on the duck, here in the Uk, theres these range of ducks that are vibrators, the best one is a devil duck with little black horns!
Also, love the fact that on this picture, it says you have to be 18 before to kill yourself, wtf?
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Male 1,142
knox58 unless your a heartless bastard like me i dont think you would be on iab 3 hours after your best friend killed herself and if you are a heartless bastard you wouldnt care.
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Male 26
i am not drating with u this is for real
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Male 193
King Duckey, he is drating with you. He wouldnt be on here if it was true.
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Male 203
National "YOUTH" Crisis Helpline
1-800-999-9999

National Mental Health Association
1-800-969-6642

Compassionate Friends - Parent Grief
1-630-990-0010

National Depressive/Manic Depressive Association
1-800-826-3632

If you dont have a real life friend that you can truely express yourself then call one of those numbers up there. They are trained professionals :)

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Male 26
ya there is and i dont have the number

and theres no way in hell id make this up dude

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Male 203
meh, if its real im sorry for your loss
you should get some help, is there something like lifeline in america? or a kids helpline?

If your making this up then grow up, i hope this never happens to you. Its not worth the laugh

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Male 234
I`ll take one!
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Male 26
no its not
i live in la dude
911 always busy
i have ims logged and my friends were over here when she called i put it on speaker
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Male 203
broken bones has a point
what the hell are you doing on i-am-bored.com :S

i smell a fakie sob story trying to draw attention

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Male 203
911 busy :S
damn thats crazy :D
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Male 223
>_>Sucks to be knox. I`s 11:30...I`m bored...time to rag on a dude who lost a friend :3

YOur friend is dead, haha, sucks to be you, haha.

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Male 26
igmo i thank you for being sorry i need support right now
i tried to call the cops something 911 was busy
anye way thanks
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Male 1,263
^^^Sorry for your loss knox58


anyway, lol it wouldnt work, but i still want it XD

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Male 205
Lol, clever.
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Male 26
my best friend just killed herself not 3 hours ago now this what a considence

plz no saying did she use this im really sad

she called me sayin i want u to know i love u ur my best friend i will always miss the times we shared togther Good bye |-(

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Female 190
LOL.
Wth?
Izzat real? .......I want it.
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Male 203
is there a vibrating model :D
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Male 559
would make cool christmas lights
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Male 193
OMG...That is hilarious
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Male 203
Hey that duck looks really cute
=D
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Female 204
haha it wouldnt even work, rubber doesnt conmduct electricity.
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Female 1,596
Link: Electric Rubber Ducky [Rate Link] - Remember, it`s only for suicidal purposes.
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