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117 Responses to Don`t Swim in the Congo River

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    April 5, 2007 at 8:33 pm
    Link: Don`t Swim in the Congo River - Scary fish.
  2. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 2:33 am
    i have my own reasons not to swim in rivers in africa.
  3. Profile photo of mollyluv77
    mollyluv77 Female 13-17
    81 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 2:33 am
    I won`t.
  4. Profile photo of raphaeline
    raphaeline Female 18-29
    23 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 2:37 am
    OH MY GODS
  5. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 2:42 am
    it just seemed hollow all the way through. jst sking and bone
  6. Profile photo of MitchelHunt
    MitchelHunt Male 13-17
    161 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 2:55 am
    OMG I was just about to swim in there!!

    Hehe. Well then what a freaky fish.

  7. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 3:04 am
    Holy shyit.. I thought Pirannas were bad.
  8. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 3:17 am
    Oh mylanta!
  9. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 3:20 am
    That`s a whole lotta teeth, right there. Though I was actually expecting something different.
  10. Profile photo of 240ZettoAKA
    240ZettoAKA Female 18-29
    344 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 3:20 am
    Do they bite? Are they edible?
  11. Profile photo of FearTheMoo
    FearTheMoo Male 18-29
    38 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 3:26 am
    Still, not as bad as the fish that swims into your...*ahem* "male part" and latches on, draining your blood. I still have nightmares about that one.
  12. Profile photo of Lawviz
    Lawviz Male 18-29
    429 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 3:28 am
    ^^^ The willy fish, eh? Just don`t go weewee in the water an` your fine
  13. Profile photo of mcnaial1
    mcnaial1 Male 18-29
    460 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 4:45 am
    how old are you FearTheMoo? its called a penis.
  14. Profile photo of cielrouge
    cielrouge Female 18-29
    119 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 4:45 am
    its as big as a man
  15. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 5:00 am
    Ouchhhhhh
  16. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 5:05 am
    bloody hell!
  17. Profile photo of aToMiC_dOg18
    aToMiC_dOg18 Female 13-17
    208 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 5:15 am
    warning taken. *runs*
  18. Profile photo of 4x4Master
    4x4Master Male 18-29
    220 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 5:20 am
    YOU GONNA GET RAPED!
  19. Profile photo of thechacken
    thechacken Male 13-17
    246 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 5:23 am
    Whole loada teeth.....And what does a Raping have anything to do with this? o.0
  20. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 5:29 am
    Yeah, it might have huge f*cking teeth, but they didn`t say they were sharp, they might just be really blunt, and the fish might be a vegetarian??
    Either way,I`m not swimming in Africa.
  21. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 5:33 am
    I`m not swimming in Africa! I might turn into a zombie or get AIDs or Malaria.
  22. Profile photo of MrMagnum
    MrMagnum Male 18-29
    9 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 5:35 am
    Please, I don`t want to die.
  23. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 5:56 am
    That one would be going in my trophy room.
  24. Profile photo of siny_toy_gun
    siny_toy_gun Female 13-17
    267 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 6:22 am
    yum
  25. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 6:57 am
    Those bastards are mad-easy to catch. All you need is an aids-infected child in a malnourished state.
  26. Profile photo of Gh4z
    Gh4z Male 18-29
    234 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 7:09 am
    Nice.
  27. Profile photo of chibipluto
    chibipluto Female 13-17
    56 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 8:00 am
    That thing looks evil.

    IT`S EVIL I TELL YOU!!!!111 O_O

  28. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 8:02 am
    ergh.. tht was a fugly fish!!
  29. Profile photo of bram
    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 9:04 am
    Okay, who here had any plans to swim in the Congo River?
  30. Profile photo of tunana
    tunana Male 13-17
    50 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 9:13 am
    HELL....lets ust not swim in the congo ee? xD
  31. Profile photo of Pyro_Raver
    Pyro_Raver Male 18-29
    284 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 9:24 am
    Dude! What the hell! creepy little bugger definatly notgoing in tha water there
  32. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 9:30 am
    yikes. the stuff of nightmares
  33. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 9:31 am
    wow... hmmm... its got big teeth, yes, but isn`t all THAT impressive...

    But piranha man, THAT`s what evil looks like

  34. Profile photo of fatnhappy
    fatnhappy Female 18-29
    31 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 10:18 am
    That`s all it is. It`s itty bitty it couldn`t swallow me whole. Though I have my own qwarks about swiming in anything other then a treated swiming pool. I have a fear of snakes. now if that thing snuck up on me They`d have to change the water in the ocean. he he just kidding. Anybody know what kind of fish it is?
  35. Profile photo of catzgirl
    catzgirl Female 13-17
    57 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 10:22 am
    Yipe! Well, thats one place to take off my "Places to Swim" list.
  36. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 10:55 am
    Wussap?!

    "The giant tigerfish can exceed 100 pounds and 4-feet in length." from here.
  37. Profile photo of SillyCilly
    SillyCilly Female 13-17
    173 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 10:57 am
    *curls up into a fetal position* please mommy, dont make me swim in there... i`ll be good, i`ll be good! ;-/
  38. Profile photo of Alexcools
    Alexcools Male 13-17
    180 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 11:04 am
    oh dear GOD !!!!!!
  39. Profile photo of iamboredest
    iamboredest Female 13-17
    91 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 11:19 am
    Aah!
  40. Profile photo of elyse_42
    elyse_42 Female 18-29
    344 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 11:25 am
    oh my goddess
  41. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 11:28 am
    i wouldnt want to be bit by that
  42. Profile photo of x-ZoZo-x
    x-ZoZo-x Female 13-17
    53 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 11:31 am
    That is one fish face! Ergh.
  43. Profile photo of IPokePeople
    IPokePeople Female 13-17
    8 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 11:54 am
    lol, darn, I still want to swim in the congo river, but I`ll bring a butcher knife with me, so I can kill it if it bites meh... ^_^
  44. Profile photo of APOCmerriss
    APOCmerriss Male 13-17
    6 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 12:08 pm
    i wanna see one of those take on like a lion
  45. Profile photo of linkcma
    linkcma Male 18-29
    302 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 12:16 pm
    The willy fish still owns.
  46. Profile photo of letsgopoping
    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 12:23 pm
    PARASITIC CATFISH aka willy fish(first time i heard that pretty funny =)) vampire fish...
    Feeding Habits - Parasitic on the gills of fishes, to which they are attracted by the water flow. Once embedded under the gill cover, spiny protuberances lock the candiru in place and cause minor hemorrhaging, the blood is then consumed. The fish reputedly also are attracted to mammalian urine flows and can become painfully lodged in the urethra.
  47. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 12:26 pm
    well there goes my summer vacation
  48. Profile photo of Jeemo88
    Jeemo88 Male 18-29
    77 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 12:30 pm
    Even if I ever go anywhere NEAR the congo, im not takin a dip in that with a crazy fish in there...
  49. Profile photo of Sarah-x
    Sarah-x Female 13-17
    50 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 12:41 pm
    they look really scary!!!
  50. Profile photo of evry1suks
    evry1suks Female 13-17
    30 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 12:53 pm
    i`ve seen scarier things on the water
    like that bunch of dead fish due to oil spills
    at this rate in 50 years there will be no more fish
  51. Profile photo of simonb123
    simonb123 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 12:59 pm
    how bad do you wanna put your whole arm in it`s mouth
  52. Profile photo of Demogorgon66
    Demogorgon66 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 1:11 pm
    "Those bastards are mad-easy to catch. All you need is an aids-infected child in a malnourished state."

    LMAO HylianNinja

  53. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 1:14 pm
    You can also catch Attention Defecit Disorder and ButtSeksItus from that fish, nevermind AIDS, Malaria and turning into a Zombie.

    Yes I`m a very immature person.

  54. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1498 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 1:19 pm
    looks good enough size to take off a leg.
  55. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 1:34 pm
    "
    Yeah, it might have huge f*cking teeth, but they didn`t say they were sharp, they might just be really blunt, and the fish might be a vegetarian??
    Either way,I`m not swimming in Africa."

    `TIGER`fish.

    Something tells me that they`re not very friendly.

  56. Profile photo of croc_fan
    croc_fan Female 40-49
    83 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 1:51 pm
    i would be CRAPPING myself if i saw that fish anywhere near me !!! HOLYYYYY S*HIT!!!!!!
  57. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 1:51 pm
    OMG NICE DENTAL WORK
  58. Profile photo of MissRainboot
    MissRainboot Female 13-17
    24 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 1:52 pm
    oh and to think i was just about to swim there.
    dang.
  59. Profile photo of LovexChelsey
    LovexChelsey Female 13-17
    193 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 1:58 pm
    Avoid Africa all together. `Specially the prostitutes,no one wants AIDs.
  60. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 2:10 pm
    i`d liek a moat with these in it.
  61. Profile photo of Phanthom_
    Phanthom_ Female 18-29
    64 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 2:17 pm
    FLB: .....Im sorry, but are you using your head? Have you EVER seen a plant-eater with those kind of teeth? )-|
  62. Profile photo of innergoth
    innergoth Male 13-17
    200 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 2:48 pm
    ouch... i hate sealife
  63. Profile photo of zomgimonfire
    zomgimonfire Female 18-29
    582 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 3:09 pm
    this is me

    "*clicks link* oh poo!"

  64. Profile photo of theforgeter
    theforgeter Male 13-17
    89 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 3:14 pm
    Hate to be the first one to see one of those
  65. Profile photo of iceco
    iceco Male 18-29
    105 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 3:29 pm
    I especially appreciate the way they orient the camera so that it looks down it`s gullet. Thank you! Now I sleep soundly at night knowing what color fish innards are.
  66. Profile photo of Contrast
    Contrast Female 13-17
    54 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 3:34 pm
    "Yeah, it might have huge f*cking teeth, but they didn`t say they were sharp, they might just be really blunt, and the fish might be a vegetarian??"

    Blunt? Are you blind? lmfao

  67. Profile photo of jvcc
    jvcc Female 13-17
    354 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    Oh, hey, I saw that guy on Animal Planet or something! I`m refering to the only white guy. He was walking around in a swamp in Venezuala looking for the biggest anacondas he could find with his feet. XD He`s crazy, but I love him. He`s Steve Irwin potential because he loves animals so much.

    I hate evil fish. @_@

  68. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 3:39 pm
    looks good eating. The fish probably thinks the same about us though.
  69. Profile photo of wings1313
    wings1313 Female 18-29
    314 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 3:41 pm
    240ZettoAKA even if that is edible..i dnt think you would want to eat it... gross
  70. Profile photo of treetastic
    treetastic Female 13-17
    85 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 4:18 pm
    imagine that think on your leg *cringes*
  71. Profile photo of *Crazy Dude*
    *Crazy Dude* Female 13-17
    177 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 4:44 pm
    DANG!!!!
  72. Profile photo of bambii311
    bambii311 Female 13-17
    333 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 4:50 pm
    Did you know there is actually no documented case of a piranha eating a human? Or so I`ve read.
  73. Profile photo of Racerbabe
    Racerbabe Female 13-17
    7 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 5:37 pm
    FREAKING SCARY!!!
  74. Profile photo of bwahbwah
    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 5:39 pm
    LOL @ HylianNinja
  75. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 5:44 pm
    There`s actually a kind of fish that lives in the same area that, if you urinate in the water, swims up the... `tube urine came out of`. It`s very small, so it can get a good ways in.
  76. Profile photo of xRevengex
    xRevengex Female 18-29
    419 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 6:12 pm
    Woah, what a fish.
    It might not even eat humans and why would you want to swim in the Congo River anyway.
  77. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 6:18 pm
    thats not the only reason i wouldnt swim their
  78. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 7:11 pm
    Are they different fish in the pics? Because the number of teeth change, or is it....

    Photoshopped?

  79. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 7:11 pm
    Eek! Though I wouldn`t have swam in Africa anyway...
  80. Profile photo of xScalawag
    xScalawag Female 18-29
    195 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 7:40 pm
    The white man looks like Hitler
  81. Profile photo of jeffro367
    jeffro367 Male 13-17
    77 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 8:17 pm
    Holy, does that thing have organs?
  82. Profile photo of PimpMan420
    PimpMan420 Male 18-29
    181 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 8:40 pm
    I bet they taste good. Mmmm... killer fish...
  83. Profile photo of dan121314
    dan121314 Male 18-29
    44 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 9:25 pm
    They look photoshopped... i wonder if they are
  84. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 9:33 pm
    omg.. that was scary
  85. Profile photo of mmballin24
    mmballin24 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 10:11 pm
    Good eatin`

    I probably wouldn`t swim in rivers in Africa for other reasons too..

  86. Profile photo of whodatis
    whodatis Male 18-29
    9 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 10:34 pm
    Looks like my mother in-law.
  87. Profile photo of TouchAStove
    TouchAStove Male 18-29
    46 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 10:41 pm
    What a spooky fish. Anyway whos stupid enough to swim in a river in Africa anyway? Leeches, Snakes, Spooky fish? You`d have to be retarded.
  88. Profile photo of zintosion
    zintosion Male 13-17
    400 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 11:00 pm
    Oooohh big teeth
  89. Profile photo of CRA-Z_HEART
    CRA-Z_HEART Male 18-29
    138 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 11:00 pm
    FISHY! YAY FISH!
  90. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 11:06 pm
    Holy crap!!!!!!!
    *pokes with sick*
    *flaps*
    Ahh!
  91. Profile photo of aussie_glow
    aussie_glow Female 13-17
    99 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 11:23 pm
    that is pritty crazy.. Would deffinatly take off an arm, at least... lol.. They`re probably going to make necklaces out of his teeth :-P
  92. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 12:04 am
    sexy.
  93. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 12:50 am
    haha, i wouldn`t want to see one of those
  94. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 3:55 am
    I`ve caught bigger fish than that.

    At this point you will be thinking: in your dreams.

    And I answer with: Yes, in my dreams.

  95. Profile photo of questionman
    questionman Male 18-29
    20 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 9:18 am
    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
  96. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 9:57 am
    "The white man looks like Hitler"
    That`s exactly what I thought. I was looking to see if anyone else would notice.
    Anyway, that`s a scary fish. I don`t like swimming in lakes, rivers or the ocean because of fish like that... and even just karp, because they`d like, suck on my toe or something, and I don`t want that.
  97. Profile photo of retardhair
    retardhair Female 13-17
    108 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 10:56 am
    If anyone in the U.S. lives in northern Delaware, don`t go in the Brandywine River. My friend jumped in w/ no shoes on, cut his foot open and had to get a skin graph. But the nasty thing is they found 5 bacteria and 1 mold from the river in his foot. And I realize this has nothing to do w/ the Congo River or scary fish.
  98. Profile photo of Cataclism
    Cataclism Male 70 & Over
    55 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 4:17 pm
    pfft id drat that fish sensless
  99. Profile photo of ZazaPink
    ZazaPink Female 13-17
    243 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 4:46 pm
    Holy snot that things just scary..*faints*
  100. Profile photo of WTFidunno
    WTFidunno Female 18-29
    395 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 9:48 pm
    I bet that would sting a litle bit...
  101. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 10:01 pm
    room 101
  102. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 10:35 pm
    O.O
  103. Profile photo of Prowler2885
    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 11:59 pm
    Holy crap!. Did that thing come from Final Fantasy?!

    That`s a monster pirana.

  104. Profile photo of Itsdude56
    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    889 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 12:25 am
    its a conspiracy!
  105. Profile photo of Squiggly92
    Squiggly92 Female 13-17
    105 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 12:34 am
    Icky
  106. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 1:38 am
    The scariest fish I`ve ever heard of is no doubt the dunkleosteus, a species of placoderm, namely a class of armored fish of the Silurian. The particular fish in this link simply doesn`t compare; the Dunkleosteus grew anywhere from 27 to 33 feet in length, according to Wikipedia.
  107. Profile photo of bccseahawkz
    bccseahawkz Male 13-17
    204 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 1:44 am
    my 87th reason why im never going to africa
  108. Profile photo of RachelAngie
    RachelAngie Female 18-29
    165 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 1:21 pm
    Ugly mofo.
  109. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 2:20 pm
    O_o
  110. Profile photo of Etlie
    Etlie Male 13-17
    48 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 4:57 pm
    i dont get it fish dont have teeth do they? Apart from Pirahna
  111. Profile photo of Critic123
    Critic123 Female 18-29
    267 posts
    May 6, 2007 at 6:04 pm
    0.0 Scary...............I`m not going to Africa anyway.....those zombies are waiting out there...
    .....*shifty eyes*
  112. Profile photo of JT-1000
    JT-1000 Male 13-17
    18 posts
    June 9, 2007 at 6:33 am
    HA!
    I`ve caught 1 of those before,They r hard 2 catch but are rewearding. It nearly bit my finger off.
    It was probably caught in the zambezu rive (And thats a goliath tiger fish.)
  113. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    June 28, 2007 at 8:25 pm
    You can`t convince me not to go in, so I`m going in even if that fish eats my foot off.
  114. Profile photo of deniselaque
    deniselaque Female 13-17
    10 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 12:41 am
    man thats scary.... the way all the african americans look in weird dirty, torn up clothes. i`ll buy them pimp clothes. :">black people
  115. Profile photo of phinphan
    phinphan Male 30-39
    139 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 1:24 am
    One of the concerns is the possibility of spawning in florida waters.
  116. Profile photo of 00100011
    00100011 Female 13-17
    33 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 11:44 am
    terrifying
  117. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    Wouldn`t want to get bit by that

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