Don`t Swim in the Congo River

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago Misc

Scary fish.
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Female 372
Wouldn`t want to get bit by that
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Female 33
terrifying
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Male 139
One of the concerns is the possibility of spawning in florida waters.
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Female 10
man thats scary.... the way all the african americans look in weird dirty, torn up clothes. i`ll buy them pimp clothes. :">black people
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Male 876
You can`t convince me not to go in, so I`m going in even if that fish eats my foot off.
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Male 18
HA!
I`ve caught 1 of those before,They r hard 2 catch but are rewearding. It nearly bit my finger off.
It was probably caught in the zambezu rive (And thats a goliath tiger fish.)
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Female 267
0.0 Scary...............I`m not going to Africa anyway.....those zombies are waiting out there...
.....*shifty eyes*
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Male 48
i dont get it fish dont have teeth do they? Apart from Pirahna
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Female 655
O_o
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Female 165
Ugly mofo.
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Male 204
my 87th reason why im never going to africa
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Male 2,600
The scariest fish I`ve ever heard of is no doubt the dunkleosteus, a species of placoderm, namely a class of armored fish of the Silurian. The particular fish in this link simply doesn`t compare; the Dunkleosteus grew anywhere from 27 to 33 feet in length, according to Wikipedia.
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Female 105
Icky
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Male 888
its a conspiracy!
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Male 425
Holy crap!. Did that thing come from Final Fantasy?!

That`s a monster pirana.

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Female 576
O.O
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Male 1,704
room 101
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Female 395
I bet that would sting a litle bit...
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Female 243
Holy snot that things just scary..*faints*
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Male 55
pfft id drat that fish sensless
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Female 108
If anyone in the U.S. lives in northern Delaware, don`t go in the Brandywine River. My friend jumped in w/ no shoes on, cut his foot open and had to get a skin graph. But the nasty thing is they found 5 bacteria and 1 mold from the river in his foot. And I realize this has nothing to do w/ the Congo River or scary fish.
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Female 670
"The white man looks like Hitler"
That`s exactly what I thought. I was looking to see if anyone else would notice.
Anyway, that`s a scary fish. I don`t like swimming in lakes, rivers or the ocean because of fish like that... and even just karp, because they`d like, suck on my toe or something, and I don`t want that.
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Male 20
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 1,484
I`ve caught bigger fish than that.

At this point you will be thinking: in your dreams.

And I answer with: Yes, in my dreams.

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Male 701
haha, i wouldn`t want to see one of those
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Female 2,695
sexy.
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Female 99
that is pritty crazy.. Would deffinatly take off an arm, at least... lol.. They`re probably going to make necklaces out of his teeth :-P
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Female 1,596
Holy crap!!!!!!!
*pokes with sick*
*flaps*
Ahh!
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Male 138
FISHY! YAY FISH!
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Male 400
Oooohh big teeth
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Male 46
What a spooky fish. Anyway whos stupid enough to swim in a river in Africa anyway? Leeches, Snakes, Spooky fish? You`d have to be retarded.
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Male 9
Looks like my mother in-law.
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Male 9
Good eatin`

I probably wouldn`t swim in rivers in Africa for other reasons too..

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Female 576
omg.. that was scary
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Male 44
They look photoshopped... i wonder if they are
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Male 181
I bet they taste good. Mmmm... killer fish...
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Male 77
Holy, does that thing have organs?
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Female 195
The white man looks like Hitler
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Male 580
Eek! Though I wouldn`t have swam in Africa anyway...
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Male 1,385
Are they different fish in the pics? Because the number of teeth change, or is it....

Photoshopped?

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Male 528
thats not the only reason i wouldnt swim their
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Female 419
Woah, what a fish.
It might not even eat humans and why would you want to swim in the Congo River anyway.
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Male 1,455
There`s actually a kind of fish that lives in the same area that, if you urinate in the water, swims up the... `tube urine came out of`. It`s very small, so it can get a good ways in.
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Male 982
LOL @ HylianNinja
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Female 7
FREAKING SCARY!!!
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Female 333
Did you know there is actually no documented case of a piranha eating a human? Or so I`ve read.
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Female 177
DANG!!!!
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Female 85
imagine that think on your leg *cringes*
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Female 314
240ZettoAKA even if that is edible..i dnt think you would want to eat it... gross
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Male 4,680
looks good eating. The fish probably thinks the same about us though.
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Female 354
Oh, hey, I saw that guy on Animal Planet or something! I`m refering to the only white guy. He was walking around in a swamp in Venezuala looking for the biggest anacondas he could find with his feet. XD He`s crazy, but I love him. He`s Steve Irwin potential because he loves animals so much.

I hate evil fish. @_@

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Female 54
"Yeah, it might have huge f*cking teeth, but they didn`t say they were sharp, they might just be really blunt, and the fish might be a vegetarian??"

Blunt? Are you blind? lmfao

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Male 105
I especially appreciate the way they orient the camera so that it looks down it`s gullet. Thank you! Now I sleep soundly at night knowing what color fish innards are.
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Male 89
Hate to be the first one to see one of those
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Female 582
this is me

"*clicks link* oh poo!"

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Male 200
ouch... i hate sealife
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Female 64
FLB: .....Im sorry, but are you using your head? Have you EVER seen a plant-eater with those kind of teeth? )-|
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Female 2,695
i`d liek a moat with these in it.
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Female 190
Avoid Africa all together. `Specially the prostitutes,no one wants AIDs.
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Female 24
oh and to think i was just about to swim there.
dang.
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Female 1,470
OMG NICE DENTAL WORK
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Female 83
i would be CRAPPING myself if i saw that fish anywhere near me !!! HOLYYYYY S*HIT!!!!!!
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Male 2,486
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Yeah, it might have huge f*cking teeth, but they didn`t say they were sharp, they might just be really blunt, and the fish might be a vegetarian??
Either way,I`m not swimming in Africa."

`TIGER`fish.

Something tells me that they`re not very friendly.

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Male 1,496
looks good enough size to take off a leg.
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Female 815
You can also catch Attention Defecit Disorder and ButtSeksItus from that fish, nevermind AIDS, Malaria and turning into a Zombie.

Yes I`m a very immature person.

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Male 193
"Those bastards are mad-easy to catch. All you need is an aids-infected child in a malnourished state."

LMAO HylianNinja

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Male 374
how bad do you wanna put your whole arm in it`s mouth
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Female 30
i`ve seen scarier things on the water
like that bunch of dead fish due to oil spills
at this rate in 50 years there will be no more fish
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Female 50
they look really scary!!!
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Male 77
Even if I ever go anywhere NEAR the congo, im not takin a dip in that with a crazy fish in there...
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Male 1,825
well there goes my summer vacation
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Male 703
PARASITIC CATFISH aka willy fish(first time i heard that pretty funny =)) vampire fish...
Feeding Habits - Parasitic on the gills of fishes, to which they are attracted by the water flow. Once embedded under the gill cover, spiny protuberances lock the candiru in place and cause minor hemorrhaging, the blood is then consumed. The fish reputedly also are attracted to mammalian urine flows and can become painfully lodged in the urethra.
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Male 302
The willy fish still owns.
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Male 6
i wanna see one of those take on like a lion
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Female 8
lol, darn, I still want to swim in the congo river, but I`ll bring a butcher knife with me, so I can kill it if it bites meh... ^_^
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Female 53
That is one fish face! Ergh.
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Male 1,364
i wouldnt want to be bit by that
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Female 344
oh my goddess
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Female 91
Aah!
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Male 180
oh dear GOD !!!!!!
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Female 173
*curls up into a fetal position* please mommy, dont make me swim in there... i`ll be good, i`ll be good! ;-/
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Female 850
Wussap?!

"The giant tigerfish can exceed 100 pounds and 4-feet in length." from here.
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Female 57
Yipe! Well, thats one place to take off my "Places to Swim" list.
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Female 31
That`s all it is. It`s itty bitty it couldn`t swallow me whole. Though I have my own qwarks about swiming in anything other then a treated swiming pool. I have a fear of snakes. now if that thing snuck up on me They`d have to change the water in the ocean. he he just kidding. Anybody know what kind of fish it is?
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Female 532
wow... hmmm... its got big teeth, yes, but isn`t all THAT impressive...

But piranha man, THAT`s what evil looks like

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Male 1,024
yikes. the stuff of nightmares
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Male 284
Dude! What the hell! creepy little bugger definatly notgoing in tha water there
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Male 50
HELL....lets ust not swim in the congo ee? xD
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Male 577
Okay, who here had any plans to swim in the Congo River?
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Female 873
ergh.. tht was a fugly fish!!
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Female 56
That thing looks evil.

IT`S EVIL I TELL YOU!!!!111 O_O

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Male 234
Nice.
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Male 902
Those bastards are mad-easy to catch. All you need is an aids-infected child in a malnourished state.
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Female 267
yum
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Male 2,372
That one would be going in my trophy room.
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Male 9
Please, I don`t want to die.
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Female 815
I`m not swimming in Africa! I might turn into a zombie or get AIDs or Malaria.
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Female 1,228
Yeah, it might have huge f*cking teeth, but they didn`t say they were sharp, they might just be really blunt, and the fish might be a vegetarian??
Either way,I`m not swimming in Africa.
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Male 246
Whole loada teeth.....And what does a Raping have anything to do with this? o.0
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Male 220
YOU GONNA GET RAPED!
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Female 208
warning taken. *runs*
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Male 2,586
bloody hell!
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Male 1,263
Ouchhhhhh
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Female 119
its as big as a man
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Male 460
how old are you FearTheMoo? its called a penis.
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Male 429
^^^ The willy fish, eh? Just don`t go weewee in the water an` your fine
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Male 38
Still, not as bad as the fish that swims into your...*ahem* "male part" and latches on, draining your blood. I still have nightmares about that one.
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Female 344
Do they bite? Are they edible?
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Male 4,246
That`s a whole lotta teeth, right there. Though I was actually expecting something different.
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Female 854
Oh mylanta!
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Male 2,486
Holy shyit.. I thought Pirannas were bad.
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Male 161
OMG I was just about to swim in there!!

Hehe. Well then what a freaky fish.

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Male 1,092
it just seemed hollow all the way through. jst sking and bone
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Female 23
OH MY GODS
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Female 81
I won`t.
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Male 1,142
i have my own reasons not to swim in rivers in africa.
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Male 10,115
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