Doctors Remove Wrong Testicle

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago
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Are you kidding me? And he"s only suing for $200,000!?
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Male 991
My sister named our dog Snowball, sure it was cute, then a month later the vet told us they need to take one of his testes out. Now the name is kind of sad.

Anyways, at least they didn`t leave a tool or something in there.

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Male 130
People are sue happy. He is not sueing to get rich. I would sue for more as well but for good reason. I would want my sperm cryogenically frozen in case I wanted children. Medical treatment(testosterone treatment as well as anything else).

$200,000 plus medical expenses seems more then reasonable

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Female 152
No pictures?
Ripoff...
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Male 1,111
well on the market a testicle goes for about $150,000 so he should be getting a ton more than that since it was involuntary.
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Male 1,024
oh, that`s a nightmare come true.
poor guy.
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Female 165
Aw, nuts.
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Female 15
Well that sucks balls.
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Male 18
He won`t sue, he does`nt have the balls.
First pun!
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Male 870
He _is_ suing for a lot more than $200,000. That`s the "unspecified damages" part.
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Male 2,600
"Oh, you mean... you mean *his* left? Oh... oh dear..."
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Male 577
hehe the left nut.... now he has no nuts
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Male 438
Agreed remove ONE of the doctor`s testacles, the transplant should work, but lol they would not be his kids.

Actually it might not work but should.

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Female 576
hahaha i-am-bored censored my F word and
made it drated

teehee

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Female 576
that`s drated up.
id sue for a lottttt more.

>.<

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Female 416
I dont know what to say with that.
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Female 28
And this is the reason why I am so happy to be a woman.
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Male 148
I would sue for 100M and go from there. Then I would ask to make the doctor cut of his own nuts and eat them as part of his punishment.
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Male 315
I bet the guy who was supposed to mark which ball to remove just drew a smile on the sheets between the guy`s legs instead.
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Male 580
Ow....That makes MY balls hurt.
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Male 33
I cant believe he`s only suing for 200,000 bucks? what the hell`s with that? he should go for 1 million and, like one person said, just cut off the docters balls and give them to him!
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Female 243
Easy sullution:Cut off the doctors balls and give them to the patient.Easy as.
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Male 138
WHAT!?! OUCH he should sue for mor ethan $200,000...But he still hasn`t gotten the other one removed yet? Well i guess i wouldn,t either...Insted of :- hes got .- X-(
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Male 888
I hope he at least keeps his nuts fossilized as some sort of necklace..
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Female 27
That reminds me of Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
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Male 701
ouuuch, and aw man, that suck
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Female 1,002
Haha, no babies for you.
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Male 302
At least he can have sex all he want without getting a girl pregnant.
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Male 528
and now he has none
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Male 1,003
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
200,000?!!! That`s nothing, man. He must not care about his balls. Maybe he`s gay and wanted a sex change anyway.
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Male 1,825
pssht, i would sue for 25million. i need my testis. but i hope this never happens to me
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Male 193
He should make friends with John Bobbit
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Female 190
Er,sue. Not sure -_-
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Female 190
If I was him I`d demand the balls of any male that had anything to do with my surgery. Then I`d sure for a few million.
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Female 172
:-( my metaphorical balls hurt.
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Male 602
Geez, I`d hate to be the doctor. No one is ever going to him ever again.
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Male 189
Yes! The human being is the only animal that doesn`t need testicles to have intercourse, because arousal is mostly psychological (damn, can`t spell that in english, is it well written?), therefore it`s not absolutely necessessary to have balls to f*ck, but I`m sure there can`t be reproduction and that he`ll have to take hormons cause he won`t produce any more testosterone.

Ps- IT SUCKS TO ME HIM!1!!

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Female 663
Oh god, I`m too young to even know the answer to my own question and I know it`s sad.

Why can`t you have sex with no testicles?
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If you need to ask, then you shouldn`t know the answer. LOL
Try http://en.wikipedia.org/

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Male 336
va killed my grandmother, wrongful death suit, theyll pay
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Male 308
Ouch. Yeah, I would sue for more too. I may not be a medical expert, but I am pretty sure that if they wanted to have another kid, they could have. Now, they could but he would have cancer unless they remove that one too. If they do, well...no more kids.
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Male 1,149
Oh my god, that would suck!
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Male 79
applicable: I heard if you`re going in for knee surgery you`re supposed to write on your other knee with a sharpie: "Wrong knee!!" (my roommate in college actually had knee surgery done on the wrong knee)
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Male 242
this happens more often than you would expect. wrong limbs amputated...it`s one of the many hospital screwups that happen.
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Male 105
NO. its just wrong. how could they... i.. speechless. balls.
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Male 1,590
That`s nuts.
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Male 6
He`s suing for $200,000 for future care and `unspecified damages` on top of that. That could be any amount. He deserves it though.
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Female 455
Couldn`t they like have marked the right one or something... So there wouldn`t be any confusion...
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Male 108
id demand he let me remove his penis with a cheese grater, give me at least a million , drive a car full of nuns over both of his knee caps and then finaly let me jab him in the face with pencils
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Male 312
Don`t worry, you can still have sex, people. You just need hormone injections every week.
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Female 1,228
Damn, that must really blow.
Not in a gd way either. :-(
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Female 73
Oh god, I`m too young to even know the answer to my own question and I know it`s sad.

Why can`t you have sex with no testicles?

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Male 321
He can use his sack as a pouch, like a kangaroo.
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Male 2,486
Wow, now he`s either gonna have to die of cancer or not have sex again.

Tough choice.

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Male 102
Note to doctor: When the medical chart says to remove the left testicle; it`s the PATIENT`S left, not your left you douchebag.
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Male 126
Well, I think we`ve about covered the bases on the whole genitalia-surgery-gone-wrong thing.
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Male 1,142
damn someone beat to me the generic "sucks to be him" i wanted to say that. that really sums it up i think.
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Male 157
THAT`S HORRIBLE.
SUE FOR A MILLION. DO IT.
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Male 102
if someone cut of the wrong berry under my twig (or log ;-)i would sue for quite a bit more then 200,000
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Male 1,866
hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
there, done.
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Female 81
ok, what kind of doctor makes that mistake?
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Male 170
Wow... that would suck.
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Female 2,695
^
agreed.
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Male 559
sucks to be him ;)
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Male 503
Wow...
So... he`s gonna end up with.. no balls?
Poor guy...
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Male 10,115
Link: Doctors Remove Wrong Testicle [Rate Link] - Are you kidding me? And he`s only suing for $200,000!?
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