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  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    April 5, 2007 at 8:58 pm
    Link: Doctors Remove Wrong Testicle - Are you kidding me? And he`s only suing for $200,000!?
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    fabricant Male 18-29
    503 posts
    April 5, 2007 at 9:38 pm
    Wow...
    So... he`s gonna end up with.. no balls?
    Poor guy...
  3. Profile photo of headwound
    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:09 am
    sucks to be him ;)
  4. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:23 am
    ^
    agreed.
  5. Profile photo of jako9b14270
    jako9b14270 Male 13-17
    170 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:41 am
    Wow... that would suck.
  6. Profile photo of mollyluv77
    mollyluv77 Female 13-17
    81 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 3:12 am
    ok, what kind of doctor makes that mistake?
  7. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 3:17 am
    hahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
    there, done.
  8. Profile photo of TaintedMeat
    TaintedMeat Male 18-29
    102 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 3:31 am
    if someone cut of the wrong berry under my twig (or log ;-)i would sue for quite a bit more then 200,000
  9. Profile photo of steerpike_
    steerpike_ Male 18-29
    157 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 3:42 am
    THAT`S HORRIBLE.
    SUE FOR A MILLION. DO IT.
  10. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 4:29 am
    damn someone beat to me the generic "sucks to be him" i wanted to say that. that really sums it up i think.
  11. Profile photo of KimonoThief
    KimonoThief Male 18-29
    126 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 4:49 am
    Well, I think we`ve about covered the bases on the whole genitalia-surgery-gone-wrong thing.
  12. Profile photo of braindamaged
    braindamaged Male 18-29
    102 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 4:52 am
    Note to doctor: When the medical chart says to remove the left testicle; it`s the PATIENT`S left, not your left you douchebag.
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 5:12 am
    Wow, now he`s either gonna have to die of cancer or not have sex again.

    Tough choice.

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    beanboy Male 13-17
    321 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 5:29 am
    He can use his sack as a pouch, like a kangaroo.
  15. Profile photo of christina207
    christina207 Female 13-17
    73 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 5:29 am
    Oh god, I`m too young to even know the answer to my own question and I know it`s sad.

    Why can`t you have sex with no testicles?

  16. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 5:51 am
    Damn, that must really blow.
    Not in a gd way either. :-(
  17. Profile photo of phatzoma
    phatzoma Male 18-29
    312 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 6:36 am
    Don`t worry, you can still have sex, people. You just need hormone injections every week.
  18. Profile photo of Mr-Womble
    Mr-Womble Male 18-29
    108 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 7:29 am
    id demand he let me remove his penis with a cheese grater, give me at least a million , drive a car full of nuns over both of his knee caps and then finaly let me jab him in the face with pencils
  19. Profile photo of Lupine
    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 7:34 am
    Couldn`t they like have marked the right one or something... So there wouldn`t be any confusion...
  20. Profile photo of padyirishman
    padyirishman Male 18-29
    6 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 7:57 am
    He`s suing for $200,000 for future care and `unspecified damages` on top of that. That could be any amount. He deserves it though.
  21. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 8:50 am
    That`s nuts.
  22. Profile photo of loopy_jr
    loopy_jr Male 13-17
    105 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 9:31 am
    NO. its just wrong. how could they... i.. speechless. balls.
  23. Profile photo of LaurensK90
    LaurensK90 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 9:32 am
    this happens more often than you would expect. wrong limbs amputated...it`s one of the many hospital screwups that happen.
  24. Profile photo of LugNut33
    LugNut33 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 10:09 am
    applicable: I heard if you`re going in for knee surgery you`re supposed to write on your other knee with a sharpie: "Wrong knee!!" (my roommate in college actually had knee surgery done on the wrong knee)
  25. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 10:19 am
    Oh my god, that would suck!
  26. Profile photo of Sweet_Tooth
    Sweet_Tooth Male 18-29
    308 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 10:31 am
    Ouch. Yeah, I would sue for more too. I may not be a medical expert, but I am pretty sure that if they wanted to have another kid, they could have. Now, they could but he would have cancer unless they remove that one too. If they do, well...no more kids.
  27. Profile photo of ICN
    ICN Male 18-29
    336 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 11:05 am
    va killed my grandmother, wrongful death suit, theyll pay
  28. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 12:14 pm
    Oh god, I`m too young to even know the answer to my own question and I know it`s sad.

    Why can`t you have sex with no testicles?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    If you need to ask, then you shouldn`t know the answer. LOL
    Try http://en.wikipedia.org/

  29. Profile photo of Oks
    Oks Male 18-29
    189 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 12:32 pm
    Yes! The human being is the only animal that doesn`t need testicles to have intercourse, because arousal is mostly psychological (damn, can`t spell that in english, is it well written?), therefore it`s not absolutely necessessary to have balls to f*ck, but I`m sure there can`t be reproduction and that he`ll have to take hormons cause he won`t produce any more testosterone.

    Ps- IT SUCKS TO ME HIM!1!!

  30. Profile photo of GrnFantasic
    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
    602 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 12:58 pm
    Geez, I`d hate to be the doctor. No one is ever going to him ever again.
  31. Profile photo of FlowrPowr10
    FlowrPowr10 Female 13-17
    172 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 1:08 pm
    :-( my metaphorical balls hurt.
  32. Profile photo of LovexChelsey
    LovexChelsey Female 13-17
    193 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 1:17 pm
    If I was him I`d demand the balls of any male that had anything to do with my surgery. Then I`d sure for a few million.
  33. Profile photo of LovexChelsey
    LovexChelsey Female 13-17
    193 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 1:18 pm
    Er,sue. Not sure -_-
  34. Profile photo of Demogorgon66
    Demogorgon66 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 1:21 pm
    He should make friends with John Bobbit
  35. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 1:27 pm
    pssht, i would sue for 25million. i need my testis. but i hope this never happens to me
  36. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:10 pm
    OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    200,000?!!! That`s nothing, man. He must not care about his balls. Maybe he`s gay and wanted a sex change anyway.
  37. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:31 pm
    and now he has none
  38. Profile photo of linkcma
    linkcma Male 18-29
    302 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:53 pm
    At least he can have sex all he want without getting a girl pregnant.
  39. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1003 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    Haha, no babies for you.
  40. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 3:02 pm
    ouuuch, and aw man, that suck
  41. Profile photo of oyricardo
    oyricardo Female 13-17
    27 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 3:04 pm
    That reminds me of Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
  42. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 3:25 pm
    I hope he at least keeps his nuts fossilized as some sort of necklace..
  43. Profile photo of crash246
    crash246 Male 13-17
    138 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 4:03 pm
    WHAT!?! OUCH he should sue for mor ethan $200,000...But he still hasn`t gotten the other one removed yet? Well i guess i wouldn,t either...Insted of :- hes got .- X-(
  44. Profile photo of ZazaPink
    ZazaPink Female 13-17
    243 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 4:35 pm
    Easy sullution:Cut off the doctors balls and give them to the patient.Easy as.
  45. Profile photo of saint_billie
    saint_billie Male 13-17
    33 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 4:41 pm
    I cant believe he`s only suing for 200,000 bucks? what the hell`s with that? he should go for 1 million and, like one person said, just cut off the docters balls and give them to him!
  46. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 5:49 pm
    Ow....That makes MY balls hurt.
  47. Profile photo of Aramil
    Aramil Male 18-29
    315 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 6:20 pm
    I bet the guy who was supposed to mark which ball to remove just drew a smile on the sheets between the guy`s legs instead.
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    thesupreme1 Male 13-17
    148 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 7:54 pm
    I would sue for 100M and go from there. Then I would ask to make the doctor cut of his own nuts and eat them as part of his punishment.
  49. Profile photo of Lyrenia
    Lyrenia Female 18-29
    28 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 8:03 pm
    And this is the reason why I am so happy to be a woman.
  50. Profile photo of evilempress1
    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    417 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 8:50 pm
    I dont know what to say with that.
  51. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 10:32 pm
    that`s drated up.
    id sue for a lottttt more.

    >.<

  52. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 10:33 pm
    hahaha i-am-bored censored my F word and
    made it drated

    teehee

  53. Profile photo of Legion5
    Legion5 Male 18-29
    439 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 10:51 pm
    Agreed remove ONE of the doctor`s testacles, the transplant should work, but lol they would not be his kids.

    Actually it might not work but should.

  54. Profile photo of stumped4ever
    stumped4ever Male 13-17
    577 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 1:11 am
    hehe the left nut.... now he has no nuts
  55. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 1:34 am
    "Oh, you mean... you mean *his* left? Oh... oh dear..."
  56. Profile photo of Cy
    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 1:59 am
    He _is_ suing for a lot more than $200,000. That`s the "unspecified damages" part.
  57. Profile photo of Wesc
    Wesc Male 13-17
    18 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 11:18 am
    He won`t sue, he does`nt have the balls.
    First pun!
  58. Profile photo of wave7666
    wave7666 Female 13-17
    15 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 11:43 am
    Well that sucks balls.
  59. Profile photo of RachelAngie
    RachelAngie Female 18-29
    165 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 1:16 pm
    Aw, nuts.
  60. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 2:05 pm
    oh, that`s a nightmare come true.
    poor guy.
  61. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 8:15 pm
    well on the market a testicle goes for about $150,000 so he should be getting a ton more than that since it was involuntary.
  62. Profile photo of Kiger
    Kiger Female 13-17
    152 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 9:39 pm
    No pictures?
    Ripoff...
  63. Profile photo of Darkmartyr
    Darkmartyr Male 18-29
    130 posts
    April 9, 2007 at 2:01 am
    People are sue happy. He is not sueing to get rich. I would sue for more as well but for good reason. I would want my sperm cryogenically frozen in case I wanted children. Medical treatment(testosterone treatment as well as anything else).

    $200,000 plus medical expenses seems more then reasonable

  64. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    April 9, 2007 at 5:46 am
    My sister named our dog Snowball, sure it was cute, then a month later the vet told us they need to take one of his testes out. Now the name is kind of sad.

    Anyways, at least they didn`t leave a tool or something in there.

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