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Date: 04/15/07 02:25 AM

90 Responses to Bad Way to Train Your Puppy

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 8:20 pm
    Link: Bad Way to Train Your Puppy - This is going to backfire big time when he gets a little bigger.
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    fabricant Male 18-29
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    April 14, 2007 at 8:56 pm
    What are they trying to teach?
    Teach how to get hurt?

    Rubbish.

  3. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 2:29 am
    i dont think that has anything to do with training it.
  4. Profile photo of ICN
    ICN Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 2:31 am
    cute, sorta, but not entirely funny
    but a BAAAAD IDEA with the cup of water, on edge right next to the laptop, with the dog.... and the leather and the dancing...
  5. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 2:39 am
    MAybe they`re teaching it to eat it`s own food, and not human food.
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    240ZettoAKA Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 2:59 am
    It looked like the doggy gotta some at the end!?

    Taps, taps, & taps on the floor....*sobs*

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    dudeman1st Male 30-39
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    April 15, 2007 at 3:02 am
    Great, a dog yapping video.
  8. Profile photo of thebob19
    thebob19 Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 3:03 am
    To teach a dog not to eat human food you don`t feed it to them.
  9. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
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    April 15, 2007 at 3:12 am
    He has the greatest bark EVER.
    hahah. i heard from somewhere that chocolate is dangerous for dogs.. confirm?
  10. Profile photo of burjo7
    burjo7 Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 3:21 am
    it is usually best to completely ignore them when they do something bad, then they get bored and learn not to do it
  11. Profile photo of near2
    near2 Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 3:25 am
    yep shizzaster chocolate is bad for dogs "Chocolate contains theobromine. A naturally occurring stimulant
    found in the cocoa bean, theobromine increases urination and
    affects the central nervous system as well as heart muscle.
    While amounts vary by type of chocolate, it`s the theobromine
    that is poisonous to dogs." its amazing what you can find out with google
  12. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 4:07 am
    sounds like a squeak toy to me
  13. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 4:47 am
    ^^I thought that as well.
    To stop a pupy from anting something, they seem to want it even more.
    But hey, what do I know?
    Don`t really lkie dogs, cats are way smarter.
  14. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 4:53 am
    That was a little mean. :-P I don`t think that dog will get any bigger.
  15. Profile photo of Gucciprincss
    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 5:17 am
    Yeah - that is really great (sarcasm). Tease the dog & find it funny. They probably thought it would be "cute" to do this, but the dog looked like it was really hungry - they probably didn`t feed the poor thing all day.

    Hmmm... I wonder what would happen if the owners were hungry, then they were teased with food just out of their reach. I`m sure they would be trying to get it. Now that would be funny!

    xVITAMIN22 - that dog probably won`t get much bigger. It looked like a standard size Yorkie, and they don`t get much bigger than that.

  16. Profile photo of kothar
    kothar Male 13-17
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    April 15, 2007 at 5:32 am
    the reason chocolate is poisonous to dogs is that they dont have the enzymes to digest all of it.
  17. Profile photo of crazyotto
    crazyotto Male 30-39
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    April 15, 2007 at 5:40 am
    teasing little dogs with food.....another Mensa member I see.
  18. Profile photo of polglowa
    polglowa Male 30-39
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    April 15, 2007 at 7:18 am
    ^^^^ completely agree. teasing dogs isn`t right!
  19. Profile photo of gilderof
    gilderof Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 7:36 am
    Aww this post was just cruel! That poor little doggy got all excited that he was being given some food, only to find out he couldn`t reach it. Those owners are some twisted people if they think putting a little dog thru that, filming it & posting it on the internet is funny...

    This gets a 1 for borderline animal cruelty.

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    BeOurBee Male 13-17
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    April 15, 2007 at 8:34 am
    You people realize that that was people food and the dog shouldn`t have wanted it anyway? I`m sure the owners fed him, and if they didn`t we have no way to tell. So stop being so suspicious.
    "Oh no, a dog is whining for food on a table that it shouldn`t even want!" My dog does that all the time. These people just thought it was funny (and it was, what a cute bark.) and recorded it, and posted it on the net. People film stuff like this all the time, and I can almost guarantee you they didn`t force the puppy to do that, because then it`s just weird.

    Back to the post: Nice video, bark was cute. Could get a little annoying after a while. Like, ear-bleedingly annoying. :-P

  21. Profile photo of Goldfishgal
    Goldfishgal Female 18-29
    426 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 8:38 am
    okay you guys are really stupid that say this is animal cruelty.

    If I had a quarter for every time my dog jumped up next to me at the table and tried to eat my food I`d be richer than Bill Gates. I can`t give him food all the time, so my response? A little shove and a "No, get off the table you have your own food"

    Dogs do funny things. Are you going to say it`s curelty when they are chasing their tale because they obviously can`t get to it and if you see it happen you shouldn`t laugh? Eh, it`s funny?

    The dog shouldn`t be eating human food anyways, and in case you haven`t noticed they are always hungry.

    Vid was funny.

  22. Profile photo of Alexcools
    Alexcools Male 13-17
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    April 15, 2007 at 8:58 am
    hahahahahahaha i like the it crys muhahahaha
  23. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 9:04 am
    It was funny. But he got some at the end. *clap clap*
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    4x4Master Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 9:14 am
    How is this going to "backfire when it gets bigger"? That dog is as big as it is going to get.
  25. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 9:27 am
    omg lol those who think this is dog "cruelty"

    they probably didn`t even intentionally try to get this to happen. They probably put the dish of pasta on the coffee table so they could watch tv and eat dinner at the same time and the dog just went crazy trying to get it, which they thought was adorable and filmed.

    dogs ALWAYS want to eat. My dog will sit there and beg for food whenever there is food to beg :P and this does not mean we don`t feed him for god`s sake!

    Guys this isn`t a "training" video, nor is it animal cruelty.

    Now stop being so pissed off for no reason :P lighten up.

  26. Profile photo of DeadlyLegion
    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 10:25 am
    Muhahaa! Ultimate dog torture technique!
  27. Profile photo of wowthissucks
    wowthissucks Male 30-39
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    April 15, 2007 at 10:33 am
    I`m evoking my name on this one. Wow this sucks.
  28. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
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    April 15, 2007 at 10:37 am
    thats mean
  29. Profile photo of tobyvictory
    tobyvictory Male 70 & Over
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    April 15, 2007 at 10:43 am
    Very cruel and unusual punishment. I had a black lab back in the day that knew better than to want anything from any table. Sara was an awesome dog, she was born with the knowledge. I never laid an angry hand on her, only praise.
  30. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
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    April 15, 2007 at 11:09 am
    That`s terrible.
  31. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 11:11 am
    They said "training" because everything the dog learns, or does, it will keep doing. So if you think you`re playing with the dog, you`re actually encouraging this bad habit, which may be the same as training. Training doesn`t always mean you give him a treat every time he does something. But that guy was just laughing which may show the dog he`s a "good boy."
  32. Profile photo of norwish
    norwish Female 18-29
    432 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 11:17 am
    "i heard from somewhere that chocolate is dangerous for dogs.. confirm?"

    The vet said that only the pure cocoa, baking chocolate stuff is lethal. Milk chocolate can`t kill them, but it can make them sick.

  33. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 11:40 am
    if i did that to my cat, it would have jumped up onto the table and ate it, but dogs are stupid (nothing wrong with that, i like dogs) and just go around trying to find a way to get it.
  34. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 11:43 am
    how CUTE!

    has nothing to do with trainging it...
    but its so cute!

  35. Profile photo of j_way3494
    j_way3494 Male 13-17
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    April 15, 2007 at 11:54 am
    Gucciprincess-- its not a yorkie stupid.. its a schnauzer
  36. Profile photo of eviloreos04
    eviloreos04 Female 13-17
    135 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 12:07 pm
    ummm that dog isn`t going to get any bigger. i have the same dog. and she does the same thing when food is in the middle of the coffee table. and how is that training? who ever posted this is a frickin idiot.
  37. Profile photo of tiggergal
    tiggergal Female 18-29
    409 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 12:09 pm
    that place was a mess.
  38. Profile photo of Demogorgon66
    Demogorgon66 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 12:14 pm
    stupid video
  39. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 12:34 pm
    that dog broke my ears
  40. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 1:04 pm
    How many people have said `umm that dogs not going to get any bigger blabla` oh and pui said it all xD
  41. Profile photo of BeanGreen
    BeanGreen Female 18-29
    122 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 1:04 pm
    ^^ Mine too. I HATE little dogs and their obnoxious yapping.
  42. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
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    April 15, 2007 at 1:36 pm
    that`s abuse D:
  43. Profile photo of Mr_Sir
    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 1:50 pm
    I like to feed my dog beer and watch him face plant when he tries to jump on to the bed. Now, who thinks thats animal cruelty???
  44. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 1:51 pm
    poor baby.
  45. Profile photo of Nebula123
    Nebula123 Female 18-29
    21 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 2:04 pm
    it takes alot of chocolate to kill a dog. One halloween my german shepherd got into the candy supply while we were out eating, and she ate all the bags, including the wrappers. She was a little lathargic and constipated for a couple of weeks, but she survived.
  46. Profile photo of courtnie1811
    courtnie1811 Female 18-29
    5 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 3:08 pm
    that was a annoying yappy dog that has mean owners....waste of time
  47. Profile photo of TouchAStove
    TouchAStove Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 3:23 pm
    That poor dog.
  48. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 3:30 pm
    I think my dog is immune to chocolate.. On v-day my girlfriend gave me 2 of those huge hearts filled with candy.. Well, I get home and I find there`s only 1/2 of 1 box out of the 2 boxes left.

    Dog never got sick.

  49. Profile photo of blue_mess
    blue_mess Male 13-17
    315 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 3:33 pm
    That was really cruel. What was on the TV in the bg btw?
  50. Profile photo of Delta_Dark
    Delta_Dark Female 13-17
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    April 15, 2007 at 3:39 pm
    i hav no idea but i was watchin that with my volume up loud. some1 else try that pls it f*ckin hurts
  51. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 3:43 pm
    yeah this is kinda mean
  52. Profile photo of therach
    therach Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 3:55 pm
    I don`t remember who made the comment that dogs are smarter than cats. But I`d rather have a pet that will actually listen to me than one that does not.
  53. Profile photo of justKatrina
    justKatrina Female 13-17
    1007 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 4:01 pm
    Well, that was depressing. |-(
  54. Profile photo of Kristen323
    Kristen323 Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 4:28 pm
    Shrill, annoying and mean.
  55. Profile photo of Cat_Kicker
    Cat_Kicker Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 5:46 pm
    this was no damn dog


    it was a yorkie

  56. Profile photo of whathappend5
    whathappend5 Male 30-39
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    April 15, 2007 at 6:22 pm
    yeah, that was the stupidest thing ive seen all day
  57. Profile photo of aroha9999
    aroha9999 Female 13-17
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    April 15, 2007 at 6:51 pm
    my dog went crazy over that one.

    seriously, what are they teaching it? how to be bad?

  58. Profile photo of cielrouge
    cielrouge Female 18-29
    119 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 6:55 pm
    that dog isnt getting any bigger anyway
  59. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
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    April 15, 2007 at 7:27 pm
    thats soo mean for such a cute puppy
  60. Profile photo of gilderof
    gilderof Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 7:40 pm
    lol did anyone else notice the cute little jumper the dog is wearing? Meh. I thought it was cute.
  61. Profile photo of travis35911
    travis35911 Male 13-17
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    April 15, 2007 at 7:42 pm
    ok shizzaster in other words chocalote gives them heart worms wich eventually if your not luky die
  62. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
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    April 15, 2007 at 8:22 pm
    Its not mean you tards!
  63. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 9:36 pm
    awwll thats hilarious
  64. Profile photo of Flurgo47
    Flurgo47 Male 13-17
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    April 15, 2007 at 10:13 pm
    HAHAHAHA That was meanly funny! The dog shouldn`t be doing that anyway, but the owners don`t need to let it torture itself. Well anyway it`s just funny, people say that`s cruel but the dog shouldn`t eat human food. Even if the owners are cruel to the dog every day and every night, the dog shouldn`t be trying to eat human food...
  65. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 10:55 pm
    Because I wanted nothing more than to watch a puppy helplessly pleading for the food he is unable to reach.... A part of me died as I watched that puppy
  66. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
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    April 15, 2007 at 11:34 pm
    I like it. By the time hes big enough to reach they`ll be able to afford a new (bigger) table, and he`ll be back to step 1
  67. Profile photo of Tesserella
    Tesserella Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 11:40 pm
    That`s a mini schnauzer.
    S/He`ll get big enought to get on that table and s/he`ll be a fantastic jumper.

    Not good to tease a puppy like that.

  68. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2007 at 11:48 pm
    Every time I see a dog like that, I try to kick the sh*t out of it.
  69. Profile photo of scab
    scab Female 18-29
    51 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 12:13 am
    that was dumb. stupid dog. my cheese coulda got it. (cheese is a cat)
  70. Profile photo of wings1313
    wings1313 Female 18-29
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    April 16, 2007 at 4:16 am
    awww poor dog....that was cute....... i do that to my dog too..and its funny... and cute...
  71. Profile photo of tiger__paw
    tiger__paw Female 18-29
    132 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 7:21 am
    That was just mean. It`s idiots like that who tease animal in zoos and in the wild, and then when the animal attacks, they can`t understand why.
  72. Profile photo of Gammon_Rod
    Gammon_Rod Male 13-17
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    April 16, 2007 at 11:42 am
    I watched it thinking something fun might happen...but it never did.

    I didn`t see any training going on either.

  73. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
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    April 16, 2007 at 12:14 pm
    -ok shizzaster in other words chocalote gives them heart worms wich eventually if your not luky die-

    Heart worms come from mosquitos. I don`t even know where you got heart worms from, lol.

  74. Profile photo of simonb123
    simonb123 Male 13-17
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    April 16, 2007 at 3:04 pm
    shizzaster chocolate is poisonus to dogs and any fellow corrie fans will remeber when noriss fed mr woo and load of chocolaate and it died
  75. Profile photo of evanking
    evanking Male 18-29
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    April 16, 2007 at 3:22 pm
    poor little guy.
  76. Profile photo of skating247
    skating247 Female 13-17
    268 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 6:25 pm
    my dog has a better method of getting food. he glares at the guests which freaks them out so they give him food. his stomach is really weak tho so i hate that this is so effective.
  77. Profile photo of vancouverite
    vancouverite Female 18-29
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    April 16, 2007 at 6:50 pm
    That was mean....poor puppy was hungry
  78. Profile photo of Lord_Savior
    Lord_Savior Male 18-29
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    April 16, 2007 at 6:52 pm
    Gucciprincss
    Female, 30-39, Western US
    361 Posts Sunday, April 15, 2007 5:17:33 AM
    Yeah - that is really great (sarcasm). Tease the dog & find it funny. They probably thought it would be "cute" to do this, but the dog looked like it was really hungry - they probably didn`t feed the poor thing all day.
    Hmmm... I wonder what would happen if the owners were hungry, then they were teased with food just out of their reach. I`m sure they would be trying to get it. Now that would be funny!

    xVITAMIN22 - that dog probably won`t get much bigger. It looked like a standard size Yorkie, and they don`t get much bigger than that.

    Yes because we CAN assume they havent fed it ALL day (and from the way you seem to talk, you should know dogs dont need much food). And if your were compelled to right that statement do to the fact it couldnt get it I presume you are capable of scrolling down a page and looking at PUI`s response

  79. Profile photo of seanromm2151
    seanromm2151 Male 13-17
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    April 16, 2007 at 8:56 pm
    poor doggy
  80. Profile photo of Sweet_Tooth
    Sweet_Tooth Male 18-29
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    April 16, 2007 at 8:59 pm
    I was thinking, "Wow, he almost got it twi...." Chomp! lol That was hilarious.
  81. Profile photo of Zombieoficer
    Zombieoficer Male 13-17
    77 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 11:49 pm
    Justice is served. He got a mouthful of noodles at the end. :-D
  82. Profile photo of KikiPeepers
    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
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    April 17, 2007 at 11:42 am
    That was mean!
  83. Profile photo of Zokugai
    Zokugai Female 18-29
    39 posts
    April 17, 2007 at 4:08 pm
    The pet owners should be /shot/, end of story.

    And before you twerps start bitching at us pet owners because we give a poo about our dogs, eat stale croutons for a year and place a chocolate cake just out of reach.

  84. Profile photo of Zokugai
    Zokugai Female 18-29
    39 posts
    April 17, 2007 at 4:08 pm
    Aww. It changes it to "poo"? That`s just not fair. D=
  85. Profile photo of BEAN_ME
    BEAN_ME Male 13-17
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    April 26, 2007 at 7:03 pm
    "^^I thought that as well.
    To stop a pupy from anting something, they seem to want it even more.
    But hey, what do I know?
    Don`t really lkie dogs, cats are way smarter"

    Not exactly... 4 reasons I don`t own a cat:

    1.) You can`t OWN a cat. The cat owns you.
    2.) It`s like, 300x harder to train a cat than it is a dog (with the exception of shock therapy)
    3.) Dogs miss you when you`re at work or school.
    4.) Cats grow up to be without emotions... and motor skills.

  86. Profile photo of Destiny124
    Destiny124 Female 18-29
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    April 27, 2007 at 10:28 pm
    On 4/15/2007 3:03:36 AM thebob19 wrote: To teach a dog not to eat human food you don`t feed it to them. exactly i agree
  87. Profile photo of HolyKnight
    HolyKnight Male 13-17
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    May 2, 2007 at 11:19 pm
    That was to mean...
  88. Profile photo of iloveorange
    iloveorange Female 13-17
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    May 14, 2007 at 2:18 pm
    aww... so cute...

    but what exactly are they training it to do?

  89. Profile photo of ezmandaaez
    ezmandaaez Female 13-17
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    May 23, 2007 at 6:20 pm
    that`s mean.
  90. Profile photo of dawglover
    dawglover Female 13-17
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    August 15, 2007 at 4:13 pm
    that dog was so cute, except his bark sounded more like a squeak.

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