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Gotta love Jon Stewart! "And you`re acting like a d*ck!" would have been awkward for so many people but he says it in such a positive, mean-well way that you relize that it`s okay to laugh. :-D And I agree with him on the subject comletely....great point with the bow-tie too XD.
Jon Stewart completely demolished that guy.
Tom Cruise: "Matt, it`s just a mask, it`s covering the real problem! Those people aren`t really happier and more functional and back to normal! There`s no such thing as a `chemical imbalance,` despite the way I`m acting right now! It`s just a mask!"[I paraphrase to make my point]
Poor Paula Abdul. How humiliating!
Tom Cruise - He is cracked! He used to be such a great actor, and he seems to have become really weird lately. Poor Katie ~ he probably bribes her to stay with him.
Mike Tyson - he is another one that is cracked. He needs professional help. On half of his interviews, he didn`t make any sense. It also seems that he has a taste for humans. First, he started biting that guy`s leg, then the ear incident when he was boxing. Is he the next Jeffrey Daumer?!?
and mike tyson:
"i wish one of your guys had children so i could kick them in the f***in head or stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain... cuz thats the pain i have... wakin up every day..."
"i usually dont do interviews with women unless i fornicate with them... so u might wanna stop talking... unless u wanna... u know..."
"im 36 years old... i never dreamed of living this long, and fornicatin with as many women as i did..."
classics... and yes, he actually said fornicate, that isnt the censor talking.
Oh yeah, Jon Stewart kicks bowtie wearing ass.
*boing boing boing*
But wasn`t that just at an airport? Meg and Parky, and Eamonn and Blaine definitely should have been up there.
"nothing at all"