Woman Sets Boyfriend`s Knob On Fire

Submitted by: Pikachu42 10 years ago in
http://www.azcentral.com//offbeat/articles/0228burned-penis28-ON.html

Lorainna Bobbit part deux.
There are 51 comments:
Female 36
No, no see...you gotta do it right. You kill her and then yourself. Because nothing says I love you like murder-suicide.
0
Reply
Male 593
@B-Hazard: what, you never tried it?
0
Reply
Female 90
Female genital mutilation happens all the time and we never hear about it. But as soon as a penis is involved, all hell breaks loose.
0
Reply
Male 122
really, "he had trouble getting into relationships after that", you don`t say.

oh, and those "unrelated causes" that he died from, was heartache.

0
Reply
Male 1,461
YOWZA!! That is all.
0
Reply
Female 604
You know, I`ve almost been pushed to that point by crappy boyfriends in the past.
0
Reply
Female 3
I read this for the first time on my Wii, the Quebeckers are crazy people!
0
Reply
Female 153
"ouchy :( what a nut job. i dont care what kind of problems they had, no girl should ever do that!"
Haha, nut job..And maybe she was just trying to get rid of all the pubes?
0
Reply
Male 495
"In April 2001, Rene`s boyfriend went to bed following a heated argument between them.

As Guillaume Pungo snoozed, Rene doused the man`s private parts with fuel and set them aflame. "

I guess the arguement wasn`t the only thing that was heated.

0
Reply
Male 2,958
Because it`s so easy to hold an erection while your penis is engulfed in flames.
0
Reply
Male 593
He should have first banged her so she would get her crotch on fire too :P
0
Reply
Male 281
The woman should have been shot. I think any woman who even thinks about mutilating somebody`s penis in any way should be beat until they can`t think anymore. We need some "Thought Police" damn it!

But, besides that, mutilation of the groin is worse than rape. I think we should burn them at the stake. |-X

0
Reply
Male 459
The woman should have gotten life in prison for attempted murder.
0
Reply
Male 14
What a F*ckin c*nt. that goes for gucciprincess too.
0
Reply
Male 1,825
WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! omg... omg... omg.. OWWWWW!!. nothing explains why u would do that. that poor man. a gunshot would be so much nicer
0
Reply
Female 1,065
holy crap.. It`s worse than a lot of things, but not the absolute worse but still.. holy crap.
0
Reply
Male 561
oh and i set the chicks tits on fire
0
Reply
Male 561
again PJF1313 your right the co2 chemicals set off by this mans penis becoming to a state of fire is a cause of global warming and I have know idea why no one is making a big deal about this i mean co2 chemicals people dont you care about global warmming at all? ill email al gore again hopefully this time it will make it on the news oh wait it probably will
0
Reply
Male 946
yud kill HER? id kill myself ><
__
0
Reply
Male 2,372
Any c*nt ever sets dick on fire wouldn`t be going to prison, that`s for sure.
0
Reply
Male 131
bloody hell thats gotta hurt, id have killed her. but hey im just thankfull they didnt do a reconstuction video ;-)
0
Reply
Female 818
O.o Oh. I thought it was being literal and talking about, like, a doorknob. And then I was like, "Why would someone light a doorknob on fire?" And then I clicked on it and MY INNOCENCE WAS SHATTEEEEEEEEEERED.
0
Reply
Male 73
Ouch! That has got to hurt, and his pride aswell ... What a bitch!
0
Reply
Male 2,720
Hot dog.
0
Reply
Male 68
Doesnt she know shes causing global warming by setting his unit on fire? Damn Canadians and their weenie roasting,its gonna drown us all!
THE SKY IS FALLING! lol
I gotta go buy a canoe now for the big flood that coming.
0
Reply
Female 815
Ha, Sprink. XD
0
Reply
Male 108
Owwww... Owwwwwww.... OW! Ow... Owwwww...... D:
0
Reply
Male 393
No ones said it yet, and i think someone should.....GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!
0
Reply
Male 2,958
I`d probably have to kill her. The only thing keeping me from not doing it would be not having a penis might make you a little more...`susceptible` to prison rape.

So I`d bulk up, get lots of tatoos, learn how to box like a champ, THEN I`d kill her.

But then again...if I did all that it would show premeditation. If I just killed her right after she did the unmentionable, I would probably get off with a light sentence because of extenuating circumstances. Especially if I had a male judge.

Bah, I`m thinking too much. Back to video games.

0
Reply
Female 123
oh man thats horrible. I aint even that mean!
0
Reply
Male 285
4 years???

ONLY 4 YEARS??????

0
Reply
Female 1,228
damn, thats erm, well, gotta hurt.
he he.
it`s not funny at all.
he he
0
Reply
Male 957
Women`s popularity just went down.
0
Reply
Male 1,142
i really dont want to say this but no one else has.

that would make for some hot sex.

i bet if i man set his girl friends vagina on fire he would get more jail time.

0
Reply
Female 190
The sex must have sucked.
0
Reply
Female 199
bumblecock:

Kinky. :o

0
Reply
Female 1,001
^ Rofl
0
Reply
Male 643
Gucciprincss:

How would you like a red hot sword shoved in your love hole?

0
Reply
Male 643
"Lariviere also says Pungo(the victim), who died last year of unrelated causes...."

HIS GOD DAMN DICK WAS BURNED OFF. This was the root cause of his death.

0
Reply
Male 1,265
A crime is a crime. Should have gotten more time for setting someone on fire.
0
Reply
Female 31
ouchy :( what a nut job. i dont care what kind of problems they had, no girl should ever do that!
0
Reply
Male 95
isnt the fuel like a gel?
wouldnt you wake up to a girl putting that on ur .... oh wait....
I GET IT!!!!
0
Reply
Male 1,647

Wish I had more information. Either way.. lighting someone`s d--k on fire? Hell no.

0
Reply
Male 2,576
Too long scince I had fondu, I need some.

B.M, yeah I know you where being sarcastic, No hard feelings.

0
Reply
Male 5
lol... "a heated argument"
0
Reply
Female 550
Maybe he was abusive and she got tired of it. Maybe he made fondu the night before and she didn`t like it. Who knows, but if it were the first suggestion, I don`t blame her. I wish I would`ve thought about that idea when I was with my ex. It would be worth time in prison for him to have a roasted weenie!
0
Reply
Male 99
I was only kidding. Here is the smiley that I was too lazy to put up the first time: ;-)
0
Reply
Male 2,576
Hey - I go to link comments, See new things, And post.

Sorry for proceding you.

0
Reply
Male 99
Way to hog all the first comments KMP.

I heard about this on the radio this morning. According to the DJ the judge felt the sentence was fair because of the "emotional damage" it caused him. Whatever happened to throwing someone in jail because they lit someone else`s parts on fire?

0
Reply
Male 2,576
"Difficulties getting into relations" - That would be becuase of the "Emotional and mental trauma" that was caused.

In his place, had I known i would be dead within four years, well, The St-Laurence Ends up in the Atlantic right?

You don`t mess with a guy`s penis.

0
Reply
Female 1,492
Link: Woman Sets Boyfriend`s Knob On Fire [Rate Link] - Lorainna Bobbit part deux.
0
Reply