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Date: 03/02/07 02:04 AM

51 Responses to Woman Sets Boyfriend`s Knob On Fire

  1. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 12:50 am
    Link: Woman Sets Boyfriend`s Knob On Fire - Lorainna Bobbit part deux.
  2. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 1:13 am
    "Difficulties getting into relations" - That would be becuase of the "Emotional and mental trauma" that was caused.

    In his place, had I known i would be dead within four years, well, The St-Laurence Ends up in the Atlantic right?

    You don`t mess with a guy`s penis.

  3. Profile photo of barrel_man
    barrel_man Male 18-29
    99 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 2:12 am
    Way to hog all the first comments KMP.

    I heard about this on the radio this morning. According to the DJ the judge felt the sentence was fair because of the "emotional damage" it caused him. Whatever happened to throwing someone in jail because they lit someone else`s parts on fire?

  4. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 2:13 am
    Hey - I go to link comments, See new things, And post.

    Sorry for proceding you.

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    barrel_man Male 18-29
    99 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 2:15 am
    I was only kidding. Here is the smiley that I was too lazy to put up the first time: ;-)
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    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 2:16 am
    Maybe he was abusive and she got tired of it. Maybe he made fondu the night before and she didn`t like it. Who knows, but if it were the first suggestion, I don`t blame her. I wish I would`ve thought about that idea when I was with my ex. It would be worth time in prison for him to have a roasted weenie!
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    farf3gnug3n Male 18-29
    5 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 2:16 am
    lol... "a heated argument"
  8. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 2:18 am
    Too long scince I had fondu, I need some.

    B.M, yeah I know you where being sarcastic, No hard feelings.

  9. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 2:20 am

    Wish I had more information. Either way.. lighting someone`s d--k on fire? Hell no.

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    ffr_player Male 13-17
    95 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 2:28 am
    isnt the fuel like a gel?
    wouldnt you wake up to a girl putting that on ur .... oh wait....
    I GET IT!!!!
  11. Profile photo of M0RGANPAIGE
    M0RGANPAIGE Female 18-29
    31 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 3:32 am
    ouchy :( what a nut job. i dont care what kind of problems they had, no girl should ever do that!
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    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 3:38 am
    A crime is a crime. Should have gotten more time for setting someone on fire.
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    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 3:52 am
    "Lariviere also says Pungo(the victim), who died last year of unrelated causes...."

    HIS GOD DAMN DICK WAS BURNED OFF. This was the root cause of his death.

  14. Profile photo of bumblecock
    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 3:55 am
    Gucciprincss:

    How would you like a red hot sword shoved in your love hole?

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    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 4:00 am
    ^ Rofl
  16. Profile photo of Drizzle
    Drizzle Female 18-29
    199 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 4:12 am
    bumblecock:

    Kinky. :o

  17. Profile photo of LovexChelsey
    LovexChelsey Female 13-17
    193 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 4:12 am
    The sex must have sucked.
  18. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 4:47 am
    i really dont want to say this but no one else has.

    that would make for some hot sex.

    i bet if i man set his girl friends vagina on fire he would get more jail time.

  19. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 5:15 am
    Women`s popularity just went down.
  20. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 5:19 am
    damn, thats erm, well, gotta hurt.
    he he.
    it`s not funny at all.
    he he
  21. Profile photo of lorddalvidii
    lorddalvidii Male 13-17
    285 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 6:08 am
    4 years???

    ONLY 4 YEARS??????

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    thebob19 Female 18-29
    123 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 6:20 am
    oh man thats horrible. I aint even that mean!
  23. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 10:29 am
    I`d probably have to kill her. The only thing keeping me from not doing it would be not having a penis might make you a little more...`susceptible` to prison rape.

    So I`d bulk up, get lots of tatoos, learn how to box like a champ, THEN I`d kill her.

    But then again...if I did all that it would show premeditation. If I just killed her right after she did the unmentionable, I would probably get off with a light sentence because of extenuating circumstances. Especially if I had a male judge.

    Bah, I`m thinking too much. Back to video games.

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    sprink99 Male 30-39
    393 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 11:19 am
    No ones said it yet, and i think someone should.....GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!
  25. Profile photo of Ilbeltz
    Ilbeltz Male 18-29
    108 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 11:54 am
    Owwww... Owwwwwww.... OW! Ow... Owwwww...... D:
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    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 12:00 pm
    Ha, Sprink. XD
  27. Profile photo of PJF1313
    PJF1313 Male 40-49
    68 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 1:27 pm
    Doesnt she know shes causing global warming by setting his unit on fire? Damn Canadians and their weenie roasting,its gonna drown us all!
    THE SKY IS FALLING! lol
    I gotta go buy a canoe now for the big flood that coming.
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 1:27 pm
    Hot dog.
  29. Profile photo of maizcul
    maizcul Male 13-17
    73 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 1:48 pm
    Ouch! That has got to hurt, and his pride aswell ... What a bitch!
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    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 3:08 pm
    O.o Oh. I thought it was being literal and talking about, like, a doorknob. And then I was like, "Why would someone light a doorknob on fire?" And then I clicked on it and MY INNOCENCE WAS SHATTEEEEEEEEEERED.
  31. Profile photo of Rich5678
    Rich5678 Male 13-17
    131 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 3:32 pm
    bloody hell thats gotta hurt, id have killed her. but hey im just thankfull they didnt do a reconstuction video ;-)
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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 3:40 pm
    Any c*nt ever sets dick on fire wouldn`t be going to prison, that`s for sure.
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    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 4:07 pm
    yud kill HER? id kill myself ><
    __
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    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
    561 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 4:12 pm
    again PJF1313 your right the co2 chemicals set off by this mans penis becoming to a state of fire is a cause of global warming and I have know idea why no one is making a big deal about this i mean co2 chemicals people dont you care about global warmming at all? ill email al gore again hopefully this time it will make it on the news oh wait it probably will
  35. Profile photo of STARTSOMETIN
    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
    561 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 4:13 pm
    oh and i set the chicks tits on fire
  36. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1066 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 4:42 pm
    holy crap.. It`s worse than a lot of things, but not the absolute worse but still.. holy crap.
  37. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 7:38 pm
    WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! omg... omg... omg.. OWWWWW!!. nothing explains why u would do that. that poor man. a gunshot would be so much nicer
  38. Profile photo of Pwnographer
    Pwnographer Male 18-29
    14 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 8:18 pm
    What a F*ckin c*nt. that goes for gucciprincess too.
  39. Profile photo of Roduku
    Roduku Male 50-59
    451 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 9:28 pm
    The woman should have gotten life in prison for attempted murder.
  40. Profile photo of mrcristo
    mrcristo Male 18-29
    281 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 10:17 pm
    The woman should have been shot. I think any woman who even thinks about mutilating somebody`s penis in any way should be beat until they can`t think anymore. We need some "Thought Police" damn it!

    But, besides that, mutilation of the groin is worse than rape. I think we should burn them at the stake. |-X

  41. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 10:50 pm
    He should have first banged her so she would get her crotch on fire too :P
  42. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 11:29 pm
    Because it`s so easy to hold an erection while your penis is engulfed in flames.
  43. Profile photo of DrewK
    DrewK Male 30-39
    495 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 11:39 pm
    "In April 2001, Rene`s boyfriend went to bed following a heated argument between them.

    As Guillaume Pungo snoozed, Rene doused the man`s private parts with fuel and set them aflame. "

    I guess the arguement wasn`t the only thing that was heated.

  44. Profile photo of CheezeLuv
    CheezeLuv Female 13-17
    153 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 12:44 am
    "ouchy :( what a nut job. i dont care what kind of problems they had, no girl should ever do that!"
    Haha, nut job..And maybe she was just trying to get rid of all the pubes?
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    stephiloo Female 13-17
    3 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 1:29 am
    I read this for the first time on my Wii, the Quebeckers are crazy people!
  46. Profile photo of kmdavis85
    kmdavis85 Female 18-29
    605 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 5:10 pm
    You know, I`ve almost been pushed to that point by crappy boyfriends in the past.
  47. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 5:15 pm
    YOWZA!! That is all.
  48. Profile photo of harshkd
    harshkd Male 30-39
    122 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 7:56 pm
    really, "he had trouble getting into relationships after that", you don`t say.

    oh, and those "unrelated causes" that he died from, was heartache.

  49. Profile photo of tundralost
    tundralost Female 18-29
    90 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 8:41 pm
    Female genital mutilation happens all the time and we never hear about it. But as soon as a penis is involved, all hell breaks loose.
  50. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    March 7, 2007 at 7:35 pm
    @B-Hazard: what, you never tried it?
  51. Profile photo of therach
    therach Female 18-29
    36 posts
    April 15, 2007 at 3:52 pm
    No, no see...you gotta do it right. You kill her and then yourself. Because nothing says I love you like murder-suicide.

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