Vista Voice Recognition

Submitted by: ebsha 10 years ago in Tech

This is painful.
There are 133 comments:
Male 14
press capital I... press capital I... PLEASE CAPITAL I!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Female 27
this alllllways makes me laugh. oh man.
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Male 182
did the same thing to me
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Male 564
Oh, my. Haha, I was cracking up the whole time. That was sooo funny!
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Female 130
hahaha yeah i have vista but i havent tried to use this yet. ive been debating on gettin a mic anyway and im soooo tempted to try this just for kicks.
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Male 34
Wow. That was incredibly entertaining.

One thing though... who would use voice recognition for scripting...? Maybe if you were writing a memo or something where speed is possibly better than quality... But with scripting, I`d think you`d want as much accuracy as possible...

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Female 267
I also like the part where he is like PRESS THE ****ing N key or i`ll kill you!!!!! Lol good times...
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Male 208
hahahahaha!!!! windows is retarded
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Female 761
Hahaha, when it spelled out f*ck I started laughing and he said stop laughing. Twas an interesting coincidence
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Male 167
haha that was good
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Female 173
hahahahhaha, that made me laugh so hard
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Female 267
OMG this is funny...."Delete open braket, open brace.." God he is retarded...and Voice Recognition sucks anyways...
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Male 213
This is the correct way to spell:

Fxck
Fux
Fuxorz
Fckxrx
Fxing
Fuxing
Fxcking
Fuxng

I swear.

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Male 94
mac is way better a t voice recognition but it isnt used for typing that is just stupid.
and also what was he trying to write?
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Female 15
Wow.. I would not have the patience for that at all. I would probably end up smashing my computer to pieces.
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Male 40
lol:-D
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Female 114
Omg, I laughed so hard.
I think my dad thinks I`m a psycho.
I was trying to hold in my laughter so much. Haha.
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Male 19
omg, that just makes me want to get it, so i can wait 10mins on something i can type in 20secs. thats genius
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Female 165
Why does that have to be nearly 10 minutes long?

Microsoft sucks...

Yay Mac!

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Female 25
why would you try to program with voice recognition, who the hell need that. Its not working because of all the signs he needs
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Female 920
Meh.
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Female 943
10 minutes to write 2 lines..
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Male 593
LMFAO Had to be by Micro$oft!!

"this has got to be a joke"
Sorry, it IS a joke.

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Male 276
Can`t you just use a keyboard so much easier.
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Male 161
Well if the guy would learn to slow down a bit when he talked, he might not have had such a hard time.
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Male 153
*mutters "Scroll" "DE;ETE `i scroll this conflict` i don`t scroll this conflict"

so [email protected]#$%^&*()+_ funny

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Male 2,510
maybe if he learns to stop saying thank you to the computer his life maybe a little easier.
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Male 35
Never mind... he says pearl script right at the beginning. Whatever that is. *Googles it.*
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Male 35
I noticed he wasn`t trying obvious alternate commands. Even though I have no clue what the commands are, common sense tells you to use synonyms of the words you`re currently using to try and get the computer to do what you want it to. Right?

Yea, I`m full of BS.

And could anyone tell me what kind of code that is? *Is clueless.*

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Female 160
That was sooo funny... especially when the software wrote "Fido"
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Male 1,289
get a new mic? and i like how he had w.o.w on his desktop lol
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Male 561
i still like this tool
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Male 513
drating hilarious! Lazy people crack me up!
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Female 106
i would use it. would be great for reports for school. read off your paper and correct grammer and punctuation after. he was trying to do too many things with it.
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Male 197
why do you need it? you probably dont, a disabled person might do.
hilarious though
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Male 404
HAHAHAHAHA i just imagined roduku sitting down reading stories from a story book to his computer

XD

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Male 1
just another reason of hy the new windows systems suck and always will suck
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Male 2,513
Must`ve been very frustrating for him but was highlarious for me.................
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Male 1,704
think you.
haha
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Female 606
OMFG that was effin hilarious!!!
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Male 1,354
First of all, he didn`t know how to use it properly, he kept mixing up the commands. Second, he probably didn`t program it first (the comp needs to learn your voice). Third, it looked like his comp totally sucked, he was using Vista in a totally crappy resolution.
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Female 1,382
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OMGSH I havent laughed so hard ever!
*deep breath*
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Male 813
Made me almost ROFL, for real.
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Female 694
Can`t... stop... laughing...
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Female 108
hahaha delete capital F....delete FI delete capital F...thank you...DELETE THANK YOU

ohhh that was great. classic entertainment

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Male 49
we installed vista and from day one it didn`t work at all..
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Male 42
delete at goal equal sign fifo

^^ hilarious

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Male 115
i liked the WoW icon on his desktop ;-)

that was pretty funny though, considered not upgrading to vista for a second

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Male 27
hahahahaha
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Male 27
f u c k
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Female 2
i was laughing my ass off! i might have killed my computer
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Female 1,065
I`d rather type stuff out then have to deal with that.. besides you`re just sitting there, might as well get your typing skills up to par, anyone can talk.
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Male 204
PRESS CAPS LOCK YOU STUPID dratING MACHINE!
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Female 63
OMFG...that was awesome. I loved how the software kept picking up all the stuff he said under his breath, like "thank you" and even his audible sighs...those were printed as "F" or "if". XD
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Male 1,496
Macs are still way worse.

Maybe i`ll get a vista in a couple of years. Wait for all those nerds to iron out the kinks.

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Male 222
That was halarious. It`s too bad people will bash microsoft now, I`ve never ever seen a working voice recognition software.
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Female 75
Oh yea that`s REALLY easy to use.. Press capital "i".. Delete "i".. Press capital "i"..DELETE "i"!! Duude I would just love to be in the room laughing at him.
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Female 1,398
HAHAHAAA HAHAAA
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Male 693
Waste of time, but I guess it shows that voice software is not as fun as it looks like. :-D
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Male 32
well lets just think about this we have a stupid person who doesn`t know any of the commands trying to type code which its really not meant to do

and there really isn`t any voice recognition that works that well, and nothing that works if you don`t knwo the commands

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Male 459
I`ve tried to use speech recognition software with very similar results. There is a set of stories that you`re supposed to read to let the computer get used to your voice. The problem is that it takes literally hours to read all of them and then the chances are that it will do the same thing.
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Male 315
If this is how far VRS has come, I`m willing to wait another five years for it to make another leap.
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Female 1,496
Well I use a MAC, and when I broke my arm I used this to help me type. It also opens windows and closes them for you. I wonder why Microsoft could not get it to work properly considering MAC`s have been doing this for years.
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Male 141
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Male 572
i don`t see why they needed this feature because they now how bad it was i mean they needed to fix it but instead just kept in on there and hope for the best
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Male 888
Though I haven`t tried Microsoft`s program, I have tried Dragon Naturally Speaking and it IS immensely helpful for writing long documents or essays - but trying to code with it is just utterly stupid.

And of course, it would help if he actually knew the commands.

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Male 60
I gotta get me one of those things, finally a way to write long essays without risking artharitus or losing the will to live from abject boredom
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Male 276
You peole don`t realize how hard it is to build an operating system like this, and it can be useful.

And it`s not this bad if you actually bother to do the training. Idiots.

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Female 23
tht was sooo funnnyyy:D
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Male 285
PRESS THE dratIN N KEY OR ILL KILL YOU
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Male 1,364
LMAO that was great
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Female 818
THAT was hilarious. XD Like, was, was he not sarcastic in the beginning? When he was like, "I`m gonna show you how easy this is," was he being serious?
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Female 302
*cough* the day have come for me to say something about Vista that isnt totally bashing on it ... *put a X on the calendar*

This is not a program dedicated for voice recognition, and seriously, its not made for coding. Its made for people who want to write text and cant, like for say, imagine you lost your hand... or imagine they get tired very fast, or you have artritis (sp? the bone disease that make them hard and painful to move)

That was probably made by a Mac fan, or at least someone who didnt liked Vista. It was obvious it was there JUST to make you think its doesnt worth anything good, making it do difficult task and making it harder so the program look like a fool.

Like people trow Wii controller in TV to make people scared (there NO WAY they can broke the Wiimote little wire unless you are a alien with extra force... or because you wasnt wearing the little cord and want to blame the Wiimote insteed)

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Male 1,024
i know a disabled woman who uses Dragon to input on her laptop. It works 10000000 times better than that.
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Female 4
There are actually people who use voice recognition software religiously. My uncle basically earns his living off of ebay, but he`s got really really awful arthritis on top of fibromyalgia, soooo he kind of needs this stuff to work.
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Male 556
OMG just PRESS the FREAKING BUTTONS
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Male 2,172
I dont think I want a new computer anytime soon.

Maybe a macbook pro or something like that.

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Female 218
Why am I watching a video of a guy who doesn`t know how to use/train voice-to-text software?
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Male 295
Speech recognition is not meant for writing code or scripts. It is basically meant for writing text. A lot of it. Of course it will be painful to use for writing scripts.

From what I have seen, the speech recognition seems only about average, which is what to expect from a non dedicated program.

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Female 601
Lmao, this was my laugh of the day. Reminds me of using my PocketPC with Microsoft Voice Command, which isn`t much different.

And I`m perfectly content at the moment having my XP LOOK like Vista (since I only want the thing because it`s shiny o_o). Yay WindowBlinds.

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Female 76
beautiful :`)
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Male 280
"Delete no of the f*** [email protected] you like you like your windows"

XD

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Male 437
i am a hardcore macfan but...i have to say that this is only slightly below average for voice recognition software. most of them are just as crappy as this one.
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Male 448
lol
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Male 62
"u can teach it to understand your voice.
That guy was an idiot... He should practice using that..."

so you need to be an expert to use this, which makes it more useless

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Male 1,083
moral to the story.... its much fast to type than to use speech recognition lol.
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Male 99
this has got to be a joke
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Male 131
OK, I would just say that this is a fault on Microshafts part, but the truth is that voice recognition was not meant to be for programming. And just for the record, I have a Mac.
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Male 737
Ah. Horribly old.
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Male 56
he was a retard But this is funny.
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Female 1,426
That was sad. One of my teachers got a windows vista laptop and it barely turns on. It usually takes about 15-30 minutes to get it to work.
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Male 35
"Educated people have no problem using voice recognition."

Educated people should know enough not to try programming with VR software!!

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Male 916
It`s obviously a joke. He deliberately kept the microphone open when he was muttering to himself, knowing that the voice regognition device would try to pick up those indistinctly uttered words.
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Male 103
He didn`t know how to use it properly.
I`m assuming the program is meant for people with a disability that doesn`t allow them to type.
And ick, windows
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Male 36
Wow! I feel sorry for this guy! That was painful! Lol!
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Male 4,012
the voice recognition thingy is set to recognize your voice and pronunciations of words, so it doesn`t really matter who`s or how it`s being pronounced.

The software was retarded. It couldn`t differenciate between commands and what to type. Which I really think is nearly impossible to do at this moment...

And the video made me laugh out loud. :)

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Female 458
*snicker* "DELETE `I scroll this conflict!`"
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Male 98
Well the software doesnt suck, the pronounciation of the guy behind it sucks.
Educated people have no problem using voice recognition.
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Male 113
Well....


Macs still suck. And name their OS` after random zoo animals. Yeah...

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Male 252
Well it`s Napoloeon Dynamites fault for bothering to get it.
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Male 2,004
hahaha i could not stop laughing at this rotflamo
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Male 306
^^
u can teach it to understand your voice.
That guy was an idiot... He should practice using that b4 he tries to put it on video.
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Male 4,680
Suddenly typing seems a lot quicker.

And what about people with speech defects?

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Male 1,265
Has anybody actually used this software? I thought it did a good job. The problem was this guy was a moron more than anything else.
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Female 1,984
Wha--da--- HECK?

This world is too stupid to go on. *puts gun to head; clicks; no bullet fires* Aww... ma-an.

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Male 135
this guy is an idiot!! even i could work out what he was doing wrong. He needed to say "press open" otherwise it just writes
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Male 2,216
Maybe it understand English and not American ;)
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Male 49
Windows XP with Office 2003 or later has this too. (under TOOLS-->SPEECH in Word...other applications too). I`m a terrible typist, and thought "oooh, this will be so much faster". I was wrong. So wrong. This really hit home. I really did laugh out loud (LOL is so over used--I doubt most who type it really did) Anyway, try it yourself, if you really are bored.
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Female 199
I laughed. I cried. I thought twice about getting another PC and started leaning towards getting a Macbook for my next computer.
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Female 152
Man, I was laughing so hard I nearly started crying. Maybe it`s just because I`m up so late... but damn that was funny.
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Female 88
Maybe his Vista was set to another language.
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Male 157
Haha. That was annoying.
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Male 602
Smart ass computer...
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Female 1,228
meh, it was ok.
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Female 184
that was dratEN HILARIOUS! stupid thing kept typing every little thing he said.
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Male 629
"File. Save as...that was easy . txt"
That fails.
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Female 1,596
Bleh, it sucks...
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Female 368
technology...HAH!!!
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Male 312
i havn`t laughed so hard in awhile
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Female 27
Not that I`m defending the system, but half the guy`s problems stemmed from saying things like "thank you" to his computer. I would think it`s obvious that one would need to be extra careful to reduce extraneous noise input when using any kind of voice recognition software...
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Male 506
........................FUN!!
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Male 643
NERDS!
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Male 82
*Cough*Linux*Cough*

Anyway. Vista, fails pretty hard IMO. Not only can I get programs for XP that allow it to do just about what ever Vista can do, but it`s far more stable. I`ll give Vista about a year or two before I even look at the box, like the PS3.

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Female 208
Hey, it`s better than most voice recognition(sp?)software i`ve seen. As xboxman said, why do you need it unless you`re "working out, playing a video game, brushing your teeth, and eating all at the same time... "
I`d like to see Mac do a better job.
And so began the Mac VS. PC War.
Both suck, but Mac`s are for p**sy`s.
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Male 150
This is funny...I`m glad voice recognition fails. I`m old fashioned and would rather use my hands to write a card or a keyboard to type and email. So yea.
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Male 339
Well im glad I watched this, I really needed something to help me get to sleep tonight. Talk about boring.
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Male 331
not only that, but windows vista has a back door open, letting any microsoft worker into your computer.
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Male 54
That was crazy. Type it you lazy bum.
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Male 1,003
duh. it was made for the dumb people.
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Male 380
Lol i have windows vista, and unless im working out, playing a video game, brushing my teeth, and eating all at the same time... i dont think there really is much use for this in the first place. Who cares if its great. Its a small leap into something microsoft never really does... and they did O.K. at it.

But seriously... nobody uses this in the first place.

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Male 2,616
ive seen this and its hilarious... but i dont think it was really meant to use for programming
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Female 748
YAY Microsoft!

O.o

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Female 198
Link: Vista Voice Recognition [Rate Link] - This is painful.
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