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Date: 03/17/07 02:31 AM

43 Responses to This is Why Duke Sucks

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 2:34 am
    Link: This is Why Duke Sucks - A rap about why their basketball team sucks so hard. Warning: adult language.
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    crazyguy24 Male 18-29
    552 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 2:37 am
    I see they were eating Taco Bell. Mmmmmm....
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    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 3:05 am
    i rate this -4
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    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 3:31 am
    well iab has been sucking the last few days so im going to talk about what ever is on my mind rather then the lame links.

    my watch strap broke a few days ago and i havnt replaced it yet. in the last 8 years i havnt gone more then a day without having a wrist watch on. i feel lost and incomplete..

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    WTFidunno Female 18-29
    395 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 4:48 am
    jebler...sorry to hear about your watch. What kind was it? I never wear watches, I`m always worried that they`ll break when I was my hands, cause I wash my hands a lot, and I hate it during the summer time, if I get a tan, having that little white band around my wrist...I rely on my cell phone for the time...but I don`t actually spend a lot of time worrying about the...time...

    Anyhow, I don`t think the link was as crappy as some of the others I`ve seen lately, for it to be a crappy rap song anyhow.

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    razordragon Male 18-29
    336 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 4:49 am
    Yawn. boring. gonna go slap some salami.
  7. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 5:00 am
    ^^thats just wrong you know, salami? No
    I have never heard of this basketball team and therefore cannot commet on how much they `sux`.

    the song was, well, I know really like rap that much and they couldn`t get over the point well enough so they just swore the whole way through it. SAD

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    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 6:09 am
    Some funny parts. The `rape` reference was worth the rest though.
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    animefreak88 Female 13-17
    319 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 6:18 am
    Tight u_u jk jk
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    herouk87 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 6:25 am
    They may have a point, since Duke lost first round this year of NCAA finals
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    C0LD Male 18-29
    36 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 6:59 am
    This amateurish rap sucks and I gave it a 1! I don`t think it`s cool to mock a team who have been falsely accused of rape and nearly had their lives ruined over it. If they are failing in the court then it`s no wonder!
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    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 7:21 am
    Lacrosse team was accused of rape. Not basketball.
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    vikkime Female 18-29
    34 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 8:37 am
    I LOVE IT! LOL. I laughed all the way through it. I am so glad Duke lost the ACC tournament.
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    xbox011190 Male 18-29
    140 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 9:53 am
    that`s funny they said the girls are 19 but they look like there 20 i lol`ed all the way thru
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    xbox011190 Male 18-29
    140 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 9:54 am
    srry it`s there 19 butt look like a soccer mom sorry :[
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    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
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    March 17, 2007 at 10:20 am
    YEah! go VCU
  17. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 11:28 am
    Please. Everyone knows that Duke sucks a whole lot more in football.
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    LilJoka25 Male 13-17
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    March 17, 2007 at 11:45 am
    You No The Dudes were from Maryland which are awsome and if u see when the kid is cryin g the score id the4re MARYLAND WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Hungwell Male 18-29
    410 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 2:39 pm
    The Mom Commercial

    I love my mom, she has always been there for me. *Whack* he then proceeds to hit his mother

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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 2:50 pm
    I HATE rap, with a passion, but this was good, mainly cause duke deserved it.
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    aToMiC_dOg18 Female 13-17
    208 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 3:09 pm
    The song sucked, the video sucked. They do have a very valid point though.
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    caboose117 Male 13-17
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    March 17, 2007 at 3:17 pm
    i HATE rap

    so rap that is intentionally stupid to make fun of other things + rap, are good

    so i give it a 3. just cause it makes fun of duke, and that guy looks like hitler. yup

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    TonyPerkins Male 18-29
    55 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 3:45 pm
    c0ld you`re a dumbass. know what you`re talking about before you hit `post reply`
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    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 4:06 pm
    O...k
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    littlewooll8 Male 13-17
    115 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 4:16 pm
    YEAH GO NORTH CAROLINA.....and Kansas, i kinda like duke though.....
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    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 4:48 pm
    rubbish

    but in retrospect all basketball teams suck except san antonio spurs :)

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    Groogle Male 30-39
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    March 17, 2007 at 6:58 pm
    Duke university...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_Univer...

    Plx.

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    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 6:59 pm
    Basketball suck so much we dont need to hear about university basketball.

    No matter how much blood they shed.

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    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 7:35 pm
    this is a terrible link to post here because most of the people on this board have absolutely 0 knowledge of sports in general, especially college basketball, so they cant appreciate this in the least

    p.s. the best reference was to sheldon williams` misshapen head

  30. Profile photo of Mayhem66
    Mayhem66 Female 13-17
    454 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 8:25 pm
    I get enough of this already living in North Carolina...JUST SHUTUP!!!
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    primetime101 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 11:34 pm
    decent
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    jebler Male 18-29
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    March 17, 2007 at 11:40 pm
    are you saying not knowing much about sports is a bad thing? im extremely proud that i escaped the entertainment black hole of all the pointless games people are payed way to much to play. real sport is something like bear hunting with only a knife.
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    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 3:05 am
    athletes are not paid "way too much." theyre paid what the owners of the teams think theyre worth... owners want to make a lot of money, and this money is earned through the millions of fans that come to watch their team... these fans are attracted by the great players, so the players are the root of a billion dollar industry... thus, they are paid what they are worth. and im not saying that knowing nothing of sports is bad, but you seem pretty damn bitter about them... "entertainment black hole?" "pointless games?" gimme a break, sports supply a lot of jobs to people (not just athletes), and are no more pointless than movies or video games or any other form of entertainment media. dont be a bitter ignorant prick
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    Midge210 Female 18-29
    236 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 12:11 pm
    i agree with Mayhem66. because i live in north carolina, i hear about it everyday and it sickens me. but then again, i don`t care all that much for sports.
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    garnye Male 13-17
    199 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 4:50 pm
    Wow jebler, your an idiot
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    cet9689 Female 13-17
    1 post
    March 18, 2007 at 5:42 pm
    Oh I like the Maryland shirt and blanket...
    too bad both Maryland and Duke are already out this year. Duke > Maryland
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    Ashurii-chan Female 13-17
    15 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 7:39 pm
    the vid sucked but the rap does make a valid point...duke does suck.
    Maryland pwns Duke. period.
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    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 8:38 pm
    Jeabler, i feel your pain. IAB is sucking and my watch band broke last week.
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    DeathsAngel Female 18-29
    85 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 10:49 pm
    The funniest part was the pic of that dude (Duke fan) holdin a sign that said JJ IS RIDICULOUS and another fan (not Duke) held a sign next to it that said LY GAY. And the guy had no clue. lol For the noobs,looking at it, it said JJ IS RIDICULOUSLY GAY
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    tribe4ever Male 13-17
    146 posts
    March 19, 2007 at 1:19 am
    Duke sucks? My ASS!!! 9 straight sweet 16`s before this year. Coach K is a God
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    lilboosie5 Male 18-29
    1 post
    March 19, 2007 at 12:40 pm
    That`s what`s up tribe4ever. I`m down wit u dawg. These people are just some Duke haters. They know the heels are like one of the most winning college basketball teams in history. NC and Roy Williams are good but Coach K and Duke are better. Wow they don`t make it one dratin year and yall ready to clown. They have to lose sometime, that`s life bitch. Everybody from Duke goes to the pros and there aint no one superstar.
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    EyeLoveIAB Male 13-17
    46 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 1:08 am
    YEAH! North Carolina is awesome! Duke = :P
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    hockeyhippo7 Male 13-17
    15 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 12:43 am
    DUKESSSSSSSSSS OUTTTTT NIGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSS

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