This is Why Duke Sucks

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago Funny
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A rap about why their basketball team sucks so hard. Warning: adult language.
There are 43 comments:
Male 15
DUKESSSSSSSSSS OUTTTTT NIGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSS
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Male 46
YEAH! North Carolina is awesome! Duke = :P
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Male 1
That`s what`s up tribe4ever. I`m down wit u dawg. These people are just some Duke haters. They know the heels are like one of the most winning college basketball teams in history. NC and Roy Williams are good but Coach K and Duke are better. Wow they don`t make it one dratin year and yall ready to clown. They have to lose sometime, that`s life bitch. Everybody from Duke goes to the pros and there aint no one superstar.
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Male 146
Duke sucks? My ASS!!! 9 straight sweet 16`s before this year. Coach K is a God
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Female 85
The funniest part was the pic of that dude (Duke fan) holdin a sign that said JJ IS RIDICULOUS and another fan (not Duke) held a sign next to it that said LY GAY. And the guy had no clue. lol For the noobs,looking at it, it said JJ IS RIDICULOUSLY GAY
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Male 1,496
Jeabler, i feel your pain. IAB is sucking and my watch band broke last week.
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Female 15
the vid sucked but the rap does make a valid point...duke does suck.
Maryland pwns Duke. period.
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Female 1
Oh I like the Maryland shirt and blanket...
too bad both Maryland and Duke are already out this year. Duke > Maryland
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Male 199
Wow jebler, your an idiot
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Female 236
i agree with Mayhem66. because i live in north carolina, i hear about it everyday and it sickens me. but then again, i don`t care all that much for sports.
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Male 2,616
athletes are not paid "way too much." theyre paid what the owners of the teams think theyre worth... owners want to make a lot of money, and this money is earned through the millions of fans that come to watch their team... these fans are attracted by the great players, so the players are the root of a billion dollar industry... thus, they are paid what they are worth. and im not saying that knowing nothing of sports is bad, but you seem pretty damn bitter about them... "entertainment black hole?" "pointless games?" gimme a break, sports supply a lot of jobs to people (not just athletes), and are no more pointless than movies or video games or any other form of entertainment media. dont be a bitter ignorant prick
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Male 1,142
are you saying not knowing much about sports is a bad thing? im extremely proud that i escaped the entertainment black hole of all the pointless games people are payed way to much to play. real sport is something like bear hunting with only a knife.
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Male 143
decent
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Female 454
I get enough of this already living in North Carolina...JUST SHUTUP!!!
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Male 2,616
this is a terrible link to post here because most of the people on this board have absolutely 0 knowledge of sports in general, especially college basketball, so they cant appreciate this in the least

p.s. the best reference was to sheldon williams` misshapen head

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Male 2,172
Basketball suck so much we dont need to hear about university basketball.

No matter how much blood they shed.

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Male 2,172
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Male 572
rubbish

but in retrospect all basketball teams suck except san antonio spurs :)

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Male 115
YEAH GO NORTH CAROLINA.....and Kansas, i kinda like duke though.....
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Female 1,470
O...k
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Male 55
c0ld you`re a dumbass. know what you`re talking about before you hit `post reply`
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Male 1,204
i HATE rap

so rap that is intentionally stupid to make fun of other things + rap, are good

so i give it a 3. just cause it makes fun of duke, and that guy looks like hitler. yup

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Female 208
The song sucked, the video sucked. They do have a very valid point though.
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Male 3,255
I HATE rap, with a passion, but this was good, mainly cause duke deserved it.
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Male 410
The Mom Commercial

I love my mom, she has always been there for me. *Whack* he then proceeds to hit his mother

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Male 6
You No The Dudes were from Maryland which are awsome and if u see when the kid is cryin g the score id the4re MARYLAND WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 1,882
Please. Everyone knows that Duke sucks a whole lot more in football.
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Male 1,364
YEah! go VCU
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Male 140
srry it`s there 19 butt look like a soccer mom sorry :[
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Male 140
that`s funny they said the girls are 19 but they look like there 20 i lol`ed all the way thru
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Female 34
I LOVE IT! LOL. I laughed all the way through it. I am so glad Duke lost the ACC tournament.
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Male 902
Lacrosse team was accused of rape. Not basketball.
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Male 36
This amateurish rap sucks and I gave it a 1! I don`t think it`s cool to mock a team who have been falsely accused of rape and nearly had their lives ruined over it. If they are failing in the court then it`s no wonder!
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Male 189
They may have a point, since Duke lost first round this year of NCAA finals
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Female 319
Tight u_u jk jk
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Male 902
Some funny parts. The `rape` reference was worth the rest though.
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Female 1,228
^^thats just wrong you know, salami? No
I have never heard of this basketball team and therefore cannot commet on how much they `sux`.

the song was, well, I know really like rap that much and they couldn`t get over the point well enough so they just swore the whole way through it. SAD

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Male 336
Yawn. boring. gonna go slap some salami.
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Female 395
jebler...sorry to hear about your watch. What kind was it? I never wear watches, I`m always worried that they`ll break when I was my hands, cause I wash my hands a lot, and I hate it during the summer time, if I get a tan, having that little white band around my wrist...I rely on my cell phone for the time...but I don`t actually spend a lot of time worrying about the...time...

Anyhow, I don`t think the link was as crappy as some of the others I`ve seen lately, for it to be a crappy rap song anyhow.

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Male 1,142
well iab has been sucking the last few days so im going to talk about what ever is on my mind rather then the lame links.

my watch strap broke a few days ago and i havnt replaced it yet. in the last 8 years i havnt gone more then a day without having a wrist watch on. i feel lost and incomplete..

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Male 1,550
i rate this -4
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Male 552
I see they were eating Taco Bell. Mmmmmm....
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Male 10,115
Link: This is Why Duke Sucks [Rate Link] - A rap about why their basketball team sucks so hard. Warning: adult language.
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