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Category: Funny
Date: 03/27/07 02:10 AM

49 Responses to Tear-Away Suit

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 9:41 pm
    Link: Tear-Away Suit - An efficient tear-away suit for use by streakers. Warning: possibly NSFW.
  2. Profile photo of Wildshadow
    Wildshadow Female 13-17
    57 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 2:20 am
    YIPPIE!!!!!!! FIRST POST!!!!!!

    anyhoo, i don`t think he`s running fast enough, and second that your too ugly!

  3. Profile photo of FrozenSunset
    FrozenSunset Female 18-29
    193 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 2:22 am
    ^...

    Yeah, the animation was the best part..

  4. Profile photo of neant
    neant Female 18-29
    103 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 2:41 am
    awesome
  5. Profile photo of br4inst0rm
    br4inst0rm Male 18-29
    14 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 3:01 am
    he looked sad :`(
  6. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 3:19 am
    The first try, he did appear a bit crestfallen. But the other tests seemed to work very well. Um...yay?
  7. Profile photo of Tjames
    Tjames Male 18-29
    294 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 3:19 am
    This is really funny.


    I dont look at i-am-bored during work, so im covered.

  8. Profile photo of 240ZettoAKA
    240ZettoAKA Female 18-29
    344 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 3:52 am
    He`s running like a spineless child~
    Kinda funny.
  9. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 4:25 am
    What, no naked chicks?
  10. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 4:53 am
    how times did he say um. seriously.
  11. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 4:56 am
    14
  12. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 4:59 am
    that was um, well, kinda, um, was that like um a joke um, had to um be right?
    Um. . . .
  13. Profile photo of rpm2004
    rpm2004 Male 18-29
    96 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 5:14 am
    Success!
  14. Profile photo of tharith
    tharith Male 18-29
    266 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 5:19 am
    the tearaway suit quickly turned into the tear away shirt and slacks
  15. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 5:32 am

    FLB, um, you beat me, um.. y`know.. to, um, the punchline.

    ..definitely, um, isn`t used to.. um, presenting the suits.. um.. but that`s ok! Um, I think..

  16. Profile photo of siny_toy_gun
    siny_toy_gun Female 13-17
    267 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 5:47 am
    um..um....um..ummmmmm?!
  17. Profile photo of garr1
    garr1 Male 18-29
    32 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 5:48 am
    I`d have never guessed he was the streaking type.

    Funny thing is that he keeps his shoes on.

  18. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 6:55 am
    The guy actually was all scientific about that suit. What`s up with that? Does he make money with the suit?
  19. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 8:48 am
    from nerd to perv in one easy step: invent the tear-away suit.
  20. Profile photo of wierd
    wierd Male 13-17
    6 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 9:24 am
    ewwwwwwwwwwwww wrong
  21. Profile photo of bumblecock
    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 9:44 am
    He`s not a scientist.
    Believe me, I know.
  22. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 9:57 am
    wow thats GREAT that <backs away>
    nice suit btw
  23. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 10:18 am
    someone please tell me why we need to make streaking more efficient.
  24. Profile photo of Pyro_Raver
    Pyro_Raver Male 18-29
    284 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 10:47 am
    He took the tear away pants idea one step farther, I think I`ll just stick to a kilt claymour and a set of bagpipes if I want minor shock value
  25. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 11:23 am
    um that um was um pointless um
  26. Profile photo of flamingbambi
    flamingbambi Female 13-17
    235 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 11:31 am
    AHHHH! AN UNSEXY MAN IS RUNNING TOWARDS ME!
    MY NIGHTMARE HAS COME TRUE!

    ....apart from that, a funny idea.

  27. Profile photo of bccseahawkz
    bccseahawkz Male 13-17
    204 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 11:44 am
    i didnt think he had to go college to make something like that.
  28. Profile photo of ShaeVanim
    ShaeVanim Female 18-29
    66 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 1:41 pm
    lol poor guy was so sad when his first test didn`t work. I think it`s a great idea for streakers...I mean, who wants to sit and kill the whole adrenaline rush by having to take off your clothes, seriously....

    Yeah, not me. I don`t streak either, so...yeah....um....why don`t hot guys streak? Why is it always really skinny ones??

  29. Profile photo of Kanashii
    Kanashii Female 13-17
    359 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 2:31 pm
    Did most of those even count as streaking? >_> I mean, are you really streaking if you`re still wearing a shirt? Any exhibitionists here want to tell me the answer to this? :3
  30. Profile photo of yowz
    yowz Female 18-29
    306 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 2:51 pm
    whyyyyyyyy?
  31. Profile photo of innocent1
    innocent1 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 3:30 pm
    ::blinks::
  32. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 3:49 pm
    This was a joke, right?
    Please tell me, this is a joke!
    Oh, dear god, I hope this is a joke!
  33. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 4:06 pm
    who would get these what a lame idea
  34. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 4:09 pm
    This man is a visionary!
  35. Profile photo of 31428571
    31428571 Female 13-17
    10 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 4:10 pm
    O_o my eyes hurt
  36. Profile photo of sing_it
    sing_it Female 13-17
    49 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 5:01 pm
    i saw a little dick in the last one... hehehe :)
  37. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 5:02 pm
    ok, stop making "um" jokes. its not funny after the first time.
  38. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 5:45 pm
    well, at least they blocked out his baggage, so at least we`re not totally scarred for life...hahaha.
  39. Profile photo of Korijenta
    Korijenta Female 18-29
    170 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 5:58 pm
    I think that this man has confused this wonderful punctuation called a `period` with the word `um.`
  40. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 6:06 pm
    HAH i like this guy. He looks a little Kevin Spacey-ish, doesnt he?
  41. Profile photo of Sweet_Tooth
    Sweet_Tooth Male 18-29
    308 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 7:49 pm
    TabooPoisen, that was priceless. It`s what most of us (unfortunately not all I`m sure) are thinking:
    "someone please tell me why we need to make streaking more efficient."

    I did love when he was attached to the tree though. That was funny. All that happened was his pants fell down.

  42. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 9:35 pm
    stooooopid
  43. Profile photo of Dullahan8888
    Dullahan8888 Male 13-17
    38 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 9:52 pm
    Erm... okay... I have never in my life seen anyone strip (not that I`ve been living for all that long), and I don`t know anyone who does. Kinda stupid.
  44. Profile photo of socalsk8er
    socalsk8er Male 13-17
    115 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 10:05 pm
    MY PANTS! I shouldn`t of got this dam tear-away suit.
  45. Profile photo of cheapnbeefy
    cheapnbeefy Female 18-29
    70 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 11:17 pm
    want one.
  46. Profile photo of AK-047
    AK-047 Male 13-17
    270 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 12:07 am
    I honestly thought that he himself would be wearing something underneath. Goes to show that education doesn`t make sensible people!
  47. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 4:06 pm
    Um... too many ums.
  48. Profile photo of WTFidunno
    WTFidunno Female 18-29
    395 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 4:43 pm
    God, I couldn`t watch it all...um, the Um`s started to annoy me.
  49. Profile photo of PeeNut
    PeeNut Female 13-17
    28 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 5:28 am
    DUDE!!! I WANT ONE!

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