Tear-Away Suit

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago Funny

An efficient tear-away suit for use by streakers. Warning: possibly NSFW.
There are 49 comments:
Female 28
DUDE!!! I WANT ONE!
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Female 395
God, I couldn`t watch it all...um, the Um`s started to annoy me.
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Female 920
Um... too many ums.
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Male 270
I honestly thought that he himself would be wearing something underneath. Goes to show that education doesn`t make sensible people!
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Female 70
want one.
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Male 115
MY PANTS! I shouldn`t of got this dam tear-away suit.
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Male 38
Erm... okay... I have never in my life seen anyone strip (not that I`ve been living for all that long), and I don`t know anyone who does. Kinda stupid.
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Male 1,704
stooooopid
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Male 308
TabooPoisen, that was priceless. It`s what most of us (unfortunately not all I`m sure) are thinking:
"someone please tell me why we need to make streaking more efficient."

I did love when he was attached to the tree though. That was funny. All that happened was his pants fell down.

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Female 850
HAH i like this guy. He looks a little Kevin Spacey-ish, doesnt he?
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Female 170
I think that this man has confused this wonderful punctuation called a `period` with the word `um.`
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Male 1,425
well, at least they blocked out his baggage, so at least we`re not totally scarred for life...hahaha.
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Male 1,420
ok, stop making "um" jokes. its not funny after the first time.
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Female 49
i saw a little dick in the last one... hehehe :)
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Female 10
O_o my eyes hurt
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Female 1,065
This man is a visionary!
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Male 572
who would get these what a lame idea
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Male 732
This was a joke, right?
Please tell me, this is a joke!
Oh, dear god, I hope this is a joke!
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Female 35
::blinks::
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Female 306
whyyyyyyyy?
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Female 359
Did most of those even count as streaking? >_> I mean, are you really streaking if you`re still wearing a shirt? Any exhibitionists here want to tell me the answer to this? :3
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Female 66
lol poor guy was so sad when his first test didn`t work. I think it`s a great idea for streakers...I mean, who wants to sit and kill the whole adrenaline rush by having to take off your clothes, seriously....

Yeah, not me. I don`t streak either, so...yeah....um....why don`t hot guys streak? Why is it always really skinny ones??

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Male 204
i didnt think he had to go college to make something like that.
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Female 235
AHHHH! AN UNSEXY MAN IS RUNNING TOWARDS ME!
MY NIGHTMARE HAS COME TRUE!

....apart from that, a funny idea.

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Female 2,764
um that um was um pointless um
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Male 284
He took the tear away pants idea one step farther, I think I`ll just stick to a kilt claymour and a set of bagpipes if I want minor shock value
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Female 1,062
someone please tell me why we need to make streaking more efficient.
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Male 946
wow thats GREAT that <backs away>
nice suit btw
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Male 643
He`s not a scientist.
Believe me, I know.
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Male 6
ewwwwwwwwwwwww wrong
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Male 1,024
from nerd to perv in one easy step: invent the tear-away suit.
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Male 838
The guy actually was all scientific about that suit. What`s up with that? Does he make money with the suit?
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Male 32
I`d have never guessed he was the streaking type.

Funny thing is that he keeps his shoes on.

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Female 267
um..um....um..ummmmmm?!
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Male 1,647

FLB, um, you beat me, um.. y`know.. to, um, the punchline.

..definitely, um, isn`t used to.. um, presenting the suits.. um.. but that`s ok! Um, I think..

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Male 266
the tearaway suit quickly turned into the tear away shirt and slacks
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Male 96
Success!
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Female 1,228
that was um, well, kinda, um, was that like um a joke um, had to um be right?
Um. . . .
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Female 1,264
14
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Female 1,264
how times did he say um. seriously.
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Male 1,265
What, no naked chicks?
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Female 344
He`s running like a spineless child~
Kinda funny.
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Male 294
This is really funny.


I dont look at i-am-bored during work, so im covered.

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Male 4,246
The first try, he did appear a bit crestfallen. But the other tests seemed to work very well. Um...yay?
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Male 14
he looked sad :`(
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Female 103
awesome
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Female 193
^...

Yeah, the animation was the best part..

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Female 57
YIPPIE!!!!!!! FIRST POST!!!!!!

anyhoo, i don`t think he`s running fast enough, and second that your too ugly!

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Male 10,115
Link: Tear-Away Suit [Rate Link] - An efficient tear-away suit for use by streakers. Warning: possibly NSFW.
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