Superman is a Dick

Submitted by: sulu 10 years ago in Funny
http://www.superdickery.com/dick/1.html

Examples of superman being a bit of a douche bag.
There are 51 comments:
Female 198
waaaait a minute. lois lane...lana lang...lack of imagination, anyone?
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Female 24
I went over a hundred of these then I had to leave haha
But a lot of these made me literally laugh out loud.
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Male 2,510
sssssssssllllllllloooooooowwwwwwwwww
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Male 1,024
yes, he certainly is.
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Male 1,024
i didn`t know superman and jimmy olsen had a dad-son thing going on. kinky.
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Female 532
jeeze, low325, you ain`t cool at all... Lol and videogamer, I`ve had the "super-dicky" song stuck in my head all day
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Male 1,496
takes to long.
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Male 946
i didn luk at ne it tuk far 2 long 2 load
nice pics btw
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Female 324
jeez how long do they take to load.. only looked at half the first one and got bored
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Male 459
Reminds me of an old joke:

Three guys are sitting on the roof of a 10 story apartment building.

guy #1: Did you know that the wind is so strong up here that if you step off the edge, it`ll push you back up to the top?

guy #2: AWW, that`s billsh*t.

guy #1: no, watch.

Guy #1 steps off the edge, then pops back up and lands on the roof.

guy #2: WOAH! that was cool. I`m gonna try that.

Guy #2 steps off the edge, then falls 10 stories and splats on the sidewalk.

guy #3: Y`know, sometimes you`re a real dick, Superman.

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Male 199
F*UCK YOU ALL
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Male 199
Oh oops that was only 20 posts

This is my 9437238579827493827105897290741982037529-758937259017298572905873209857893475092387509348759 post ever!!

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Male 199
To the tune of Are you sleeping

Are you homo
Are you homo
videogamer
videogamer
Yes you are so gay
yes you are so gay
F*uck your mom
F*uck your mom

(that makes 9437238579827493827105897290741982037529-758937259017298572905873209857893475092387509348759 posts.

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Male 572
not even that great and someone posted this on the best comic mistakes or something like that
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Male 374
haha i love that fathers day one "i`m sorry i ever adopted you"
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Male 239
Is it just me or is it taking forever to load for evryone else? Worth the wait though.
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Male 506
Its called http://www.superdickery.com/dick/1.html if anyone saw that in my places ive been to. They`d think im gay..... and i iddnt see any pics
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Female 221
meh... never really liked superman in the first place anyway. this is just another reason to dislike him.
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Female 3,562
I can honestly save I`ve read everything on the entire site long before this link was posted.
And the site wasn`t this slow before. Obviously you`re all stretching the bandwidth.
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Male 211
lol that 3rd one was mean, someone should stab him wit kryptonite and throw him off a bridge
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Female 532
Lol I hate Superman, and this is totally awesome! Too long on loading time though...
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Male 2,216
Wasnt it a case of "here`s him being a jerk, read on to find out why" and inside the story explains why, and that he`s justified or whatever?
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Female 1,470
Meh nothing special, took forever to load.
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Male 2,720
oh its like internet 1992 fun i love old slow stuff
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Female 1,228
Took it`s time to load didn`t it?
I got to the 5th one and gave up.

Seeing as I`m not that big of a Superman fan (unless the it`s the death comic), there`s really not much I can say.
Thank you for wasting my time.

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Male 838
Where`s a piece of Kryptonite when you need one?
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Male 266
i had no idea he was such an a**hole. ill never look at superman the same again.
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Male 1,485
i only read the first 3, but i get what you people are saying,

no one in hell likes the stupid freak wearing tights named "SUPER MAN"

dont worry, i dont either

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Male 3,014
Sorry, that made 999.
THIS IS MY 1000th POST EVER!!!
minus the deleted ones.
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Male 3,014
(To the tune of SuperFreak)
He`s a SuperDick!
SuperDick!
He`s SuperDicky now!
Ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh!
He`s a SuperDick!

(And that makes 1000 posts.)

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Male 145
MachoMan
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Male 1,455
well i meant what he did not what he looked like, but you can always change the color of your hair :P
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Male 2,567
so messed up
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Male 2,372
You`d be a dick too if you had to go through life with blue hair!
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Male 1,455
he`s being a real dick on the 3rd picture
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Male 1,142
that loads way to slow for me. i saw half of the first one and left.
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Male 4,246
It is AWESOME when he accuses Lois and Lana of being too stupid to realize that Clark Kent without glasses is SuperMan. :-D
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Male 1,550
lol
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Male 609
how can that be real?
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Female 193
lmao, way too many. He really is a dick isn`t he?
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Male 994
it`s comic book pages, also they have several other sections for those who don`t know. From Political Propaganda during WW2 (expect racism) to Wonder Woman always getting tied up for some reason ;)
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Male 2,172
http://www.superdickery.com/images/dick/...

Save use some useless loading time next time you post the direct link of the picture.

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Male 2,172
WTF is this... is it a video or pictures or just quotes from a movie?

Im lost.

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Male 263
superman is a jerk!

site loads to slow though, so only got through like 4.

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Male 732
Wow, is this for real?!?
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Male 140
wow supermans a mondo DICK 4th post
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Male 1,407
Really? We`re posting Superdickery on here now? What`s next, Google.com?
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Female 3,562
And I linked to this site in reply to that link.
Really unoriginal and old.
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Female 214
There was another link from superdickery on here pretty recently...couldn`t we just link to that?
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Male 994
Link: Superman is a Dick [Rate Link] - Examples of superman being a bit of a douche bag.
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