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Date: 03/26/07 02:14 AM

57 Responses to Smoker`s Phone

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 2:04 am
    Link: Smoker`s Phone - Keep your cigs inside your mobile phone. Save valuable pocket space.
  2. Profile photo of punk1n
    punk1n Male 18-29
    226 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 2:18 am
    wow pretty ugly phone.
  3. Profile photo of innergoth
    innergoth Male 13-17
    200 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 2:27 am
    is that a real working phone? since everytime you want a smoke youll have to take apart the phone and then put it back together again -.-
    pretty stupid if you ask me. next it`ll be a bag you can attach to earrings or something
  4. Profile photo of ASIMO
    ASIMO Male 18-29
    44 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 2:33 am
    What a waste of applied applied science.
  5. Profile photo of FrozenSunset
    FrozenSunset Female 18-29
    193 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 2:46 am
    It seems very bulky.
  6. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 2:59 am
    Most ridiculous item? More like most awesome item.
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    ironhaden Male 18-29
    16 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 3:05 am
    well, i guess if your a smoker you would know you always have a pack of smokes on you so its not bulcky at all. and im almost positive you dont have to take it apart to use it as a phone...
  8. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 3:22 am
    ok, the only good thing about this is it combines cigs and phone.
    But those two things should`nt really be combined in the first place.
    you`re already saving space as most phones nowadays have mp3, camera ect ect.

    Plus, what do you do if you smoke tobacco??

  9. Profile photo of tharith
    tharith Male 18-29
    266 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 3:40 am
    i already came up with this! i slide my phone into the plastic sleeve of my ciggs. and...TADA! knew i shoulda got a patent
  10. Profile photo of ellinht
    ellinht Female 18-29
    62 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 3:58 am
    haha I kind of like the phone, and i`m not a smoker.
  11. Profile photo of steerpike_
    steerpike_ Male 18-29
    157 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 3:59 am
    That phone is hideous.
  12. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 4:10 am
    I`m a smoker and I would laugh to the point of collapse if I saw someone with this stupid sh*t. What problem do you solve by making your phone bigger and your smokey-treat pack non-disposable?
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    Kraken Female 18-29
    178 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 4:48 am
    Stupid.
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    v_wilkes85
    246 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 5:55 am
    ENOUGH WITH THE ANTI-SMOKING COMMENTS!!!
    this isn`t really a serious invention, more like a novelty. I have my cell phone clipped to my belt on the left, and my cigarettes in my right jeans pocket, and that`s the way I like it.

    Also, iEmLink; you`re just trying to be clever, but with that comment, you can go drat yourself.

  15. Profile photo of 1-Up
    1-Up Male 13-17
    291 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 6:02 am
    One Problem I Dont Smoke And I All Redy Have A Phone
  16. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 7:03 am
    yeuch
  17. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 7:28 am
    What about Joints? Don`t they count? Why don`t they do a Marijuana carrying phone?
  18. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 9:30 am
    Lol its funny if you ask me, and I guess its somewhat clever. I dont smoke but if I did (which hopefully i wont ever start, no offense to anyone) seems it would come in handy.
  19. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 10:08 am
    Why would you have cigarettes in a phone that looks like a cigarette box when you can just leave them in the REAL cigarette box?
  20. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
    799 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 10:24 am
    I`d sooner carry a phone and a packet of fags than that phone.
  21. Profile photo of kylethehappy
    kylethehappy Male 13-17
    601 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 10:30 am
    -the phone is almost as stupid as the people who are smoking-

    lol nice one

  22. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 10:40 am
    crap phone btw
  23. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 10:46 am
    looks like junk. good thing i quit smoking...
  24. Profile photo of necros
    necros Male 18-29
    453 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 12:31 pm
    i love it, not the most interesting idea in the world but still a cool novelty. and btw "-the phone is almost as stupid as the people who are smoking-" go let your smoking w.h.o.r.e of a mother know what you think. not us!
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    evanking Male 18-29
    689 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 1:31 pm
    so... you smoke the phone?
  26. Profile photo of jeffums
    jeffums Male 13-17
    110 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 1:48 pm
    where do i buy one?
  27. Profile photo of bumblecock
    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 1:54 pm
    Looks inconvenient.
  28. Profile photo of dragonrice
    dragonrice Male 18-29
    632 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 2:03 pm
    That phone will smell like poo in like two weeks.
  29. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 2:11 pm
    what a disgusting phone i would rather the cigs box than that phone
  30. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 2:58 pm
    Damn I should start smoking
  31. Profile photo of ZazaPink
    ZazaPink Female 13-17
    243 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 3:17 pm
    There incoraginf smoking?
    Son of a whore ...
  32. Profile photo of sprink99
    sprink99 Male 30-39
    393 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 3:24 pm
    Great. So now you can get cancer AND a brain tumour at the same time.
  33. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 4:36 pm
    "Why would you have cigarettes in a phone that looks like a cigarette box when you can just leave them in the REAL cigarette box?"
    becuase america needs a way to be both unnecissarily unhealthy AND unnecissarily convenient.

    "and btw "-the phone is almost as stupid as the people who are smoking-" go let your smoking w.h.o.r.e of a mother know what you think. not us!"
    come on, a mom joke? seriously, if youre going to complain about how youve been offended, dont make yourself look like an idiot in the process.

  34. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 5:45 pm
    <INSERT SARCASTIC COMMENT HERE>
  35. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 6:02 pm
    genuis!!!
  36. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 6:03 pm
    i should start smoking 2
  37. Profile photo of robofish
    robofish Male 13-17
    506 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 6:32 pm
    Yay fatser ways to kill your self!!(Not counting the fact you can kill yourself easily with a knife or a gun) Or Jumping of a really big building!! Or tray yer self underwater!! Suicide!!
  38. Profile photo of robofish
    robofish Male 13-17
    506 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 6:32 pm
    trap ^^
  39. Profile photo of AlewaresXD
    AlewaresXD Male 18-29
    222 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 7:48 pm
    Stupid smokers indeed.

    However, the phone is really nice, I have to admit.

  40. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 7:51 pm
    so now u can destroy ur lungs and ur brain cells at the same time.
  41. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 9:14 pm
    Hey, that reminds me of those phones that you find at dollerama...
    O jeez
  42. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 11:06 pm
    Not impressive at all, but a natural development I suppose.

    To smokers complaining about anti-smoking comments, I say: B-O-O H-O-O. I feel your pain; really, I do. Not sarcastic at all.

  43. Profile photo of glocktypus
    glocktypus Female 18-29
    430 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 11:15 pm
    People still smoke?
  44. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 11:39 pm
    still waiting on the invention of the bananaphone...
  45. Profile photo of kohokid28
    kohokid28 Male 13-17
    181 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 12:21 am
    Great. So now you can get cancer AND a brain tumour at the same time. ROFLMFAO!!!!!! great one man, im shocked no one said it sooner
  46. Profile photo of cookie11111
    cookie11111 Male 13-17
    184 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 12:24 am
    Heaps better than the iPhone!!!
  47. Profile photo of neant
    neant Female 18-29
    103 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 3:59 am
    you could sneak joints inconspicuously into concerts and airplanes
  48. Profile photo of necros
    necros Male 18-29
    453 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 2:50 pm
    "(<Monday, March 26, 2007 4:36:20 PM
    "Why would you have cigarettes in a phone that looks like a cigarette box when you can just leave them in the REAL cigarette box?"
    becuase america needs a way to be both unnecissarily unhealthy AND unnecissarily convenient.

    "and btw "-the phone is almost as stupid as the people who are smoking-" go let your smoking w.h.o.r.e of a mother know what you think. not us!"
    come on, a mom joke? seriously, if youre going to complain about how youve been offended, dont make yourself look like an idiot in the process.)>"

    In what way is that a "your mum" joke. its clearly just calling his family, namely his mother a dirty no good whore! Your mum jokes tend to go "o man youd never gues what i had for dinner, (response) YOUR MUM!" ... enjoy a fist of clarity dumbass!

  49. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 3:34 pm
    Oh man, necros, do yourself a favour and shut up!
    You`re just humillilating yourself and make smokers look stupid, so jokes on you!
  50. Profile photo of igothack
    igothack Male 18-29
    11 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 9:19 pm
    smoking sucks
  51. Profile photo of gonadsonfire
    gonadsonfire Male 13-17
    579 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 9:26 pm
    dont smoke, it kills you.

    To ppl who complain about anit-smoker comments- we complain because the smoke can kill other ppl around you. If your going to do something deadly, do something that doesn`t kill other ppl too.

  52. Profile photo of LovexChelsey
    LovexChelsey Female 13-17
    193 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 9:49 pm
    That phone should be registered as a lethal weapon.
  53. Profile photo of Wammazammam
    Wammazammam Male 13-17
    20 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 11:21 pm
    Soon it`s gonna get to the point where microwaves will be in the back of the phone.
  54. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 12:22 am
    "I`m a smoker and I would laugh to the point of collapse"

    lol, guess you wouldn`t have to laugh for too long hmm?

    All the people who are pissed that people don`t like smoking, sounds like you need some nicotine to "calm" your nerves.

    And yes, while it was a bad joke that was a "your mom" joke. If it`s about someone`s mom it`s a "your mom" joke.


    I hope the phone doesn`t exert enough heat to light a cig. over time.

  55. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 8:08 pm
    I don`t get it. I can`t laugh long because I smoke? No, I can`t run for long because I smoke. I can laugh all the hell I wanna. It just gets a bit wheezy when something is particularly funny. Really adds to whatever situation I find myself in, actually. Picture a wheezing hacking laugh after someone trips and faceplants into the road, the steps, or your mom`s sweet ass. A new level, my friend.
  56. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    April 1, 2007 at 2:41 am
    "Why would you have cigarettes in a phone that looks like a cigarette box when you can just leave them in the REAL cigarette box?"

    Simple, if your phone can pass for a cigarette box, a dumb thief may think you don`t have one; and then you can call 112/911 when he turns around :P

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