Smoker`s Phone

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago Misc
http://www.mad4mobilephones.com/news/669/

Keep your cigs inside your mobile phone. Save valuable pocket space.
There are 56 comments:
Male 593
"Why would you have cigarettes in a phone that looks like a cigarette box when you can just leave them in the REAL cigarette box?"

Simple, if your phone can pass for a cigarette box, a dumb thief may think you don`t have one; and then you can call 112/911 when he turns around :P

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Male 902
I don`t get it. I can`t laugh long because I smoke? No, I can`t run for long because I smoke. I can laugh all the hell I wanna. It just gets a bit wheezy when something is particularly funny. Really adds to whatever situation I find myself in, actually. Picture a wheezing hacking laugh after someone trips and faceplants into the road, the steps, or your mom`s sweet ass. A new level, my friend.
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Male 1,111
"I`m a smoker and I would laugh to the point of collapse"

lol, guess you wouldn`t have to laugh for too long hmm?

All the people who are pissed that people don`t like smoking, sounds like you need some nicotine to "calm" your nerves.

And yes, while it was a bad joke that was a "your mom" joke. If it`s about someone`s mom it`s a "your mom" joke.


I hope the phone doesn`t exert enough heat to light a cig. over time.

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Male 20
Soon it`s gonna get to the point where microwaves will be in the back of the phone.
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Female 190
That phone should be registered as a lethal weapon.
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Male 579
dont smoke, it kills you.

To ppl who complain about anit-smoker comments- we complain because the smoke can kill other ppl around you. If your going to do something deadly, do something that doesn`t kill other ppl too.

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Male 11
smoking sucks
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Male 732
Oh man, necros, do yourself a favour and shut up!
You`re just humillilating yourself and make smokers look stupid, so jokes on you!
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Male 453
"(<Monday, March 26, 2007 4:36:20 PM
"Why would you have cigarettes in a phone that looks like a cigarette box when you can just leave them in the REAL cigarette box?"
becuase america needs a way to be both unnecissarily unhealthy AND unnecissarily convenient.

"and btw "-the phone is almost as stupid as the people who are smoking-" go let your smoking w.h.o.r.e of a mother know what you think. not us!"
come on, a mom joke? seriously, if youre going to complain about how youve been offended, dont make yourself look like an idiot in the process.)>"

In what way is that a "your mum" joke. its clearly just calling his family, namely his mother a dirty no good whore! Your mum jokes tend to go "o man youd never gues what i had for dinner, (response) YOUR MUM!" ... enjoy a fist of clarity dumbass!

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Female 103
you could sneak joints inconspicuously into concerts and airplanes
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Male 184
Heaps better than the iPhone!!!
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Male 181
Great. So now you can get cancer AND a brain tumour at the same time. ROFLMFAO!!!!!! great one man, im shocked no one said it sooner
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Male 967
still waiting on the invention of the bananaphone...
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Female 430
People still smoke?
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Male 4,246
Not impressive at all, but a natural development I suppose.

To smokers complaining about anti-smoking comments, I say: B-O-O H-O-O. I feel your pain; really, I do. Not sarcastic at all.

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Female 1,470
Hey, that reminds me of those phones that you find at dollerama...
O jeez
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Male 1,704
so now u can destroy ur lungs and ur brain cells at the same time.
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Male 222
Stupid smokers indeed.

However, the phone is really nice, I have to admit.

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Male 506
trap ^^
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Male 506
Yay fatser ways to kill your self!!(Not counting the fact you can kill yourself easily with a knife or a gun) Or Jumping of a really big building!! Or tray yer self underwater!! Suicide!!
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Male 1,825
i should start smoking 2
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Male 1,825
genuis!!!
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Male 946
<INSERT SARCASTIC COMMENT HERE>
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Male 1,420
"Why would you have cigarettes in a phone that looks like a cigarette box when you can just leave them in the REAL cigarette box?"
becuase america needs a way to be both unnecissarily unhealthy AND unnecissarily convenient.

"and btw "-the phone is almost as stupid as the people who are smoking-" go let your smoking w.h.o.r.e of a mother know what you think. not us!"
come on, a mom joke? seriously, if youre going to complain about how youve been offended, dont make yourself look like an idiot in the process.

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Male 393
Great. So now you can get cancer AND a brain tumour at the same time.
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Female 243
There incoraginf smoking?
Son of a [b]whore [/b]...
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Male 713
Damn I should start smoking
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Male 572
what a disgusting phone i would rather the cigs box than that phone
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Male 632
That phone will smell like poo in like two weeks.
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Male 643
Looks inconvenient.
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Male 110
where do i buy one?
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Male 689
so... you smoke the phone?
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Male 453
i love it, not the most interesting idea in the world but still a cool novelty. and btw "-the phone is almost as stupid as the people who are smoking-" go let your smoking w.h.o.r.e of a mother know what you think. not us!
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Male 1,024
looks like junk. good thing i quit smoking...
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Male 946
crap phone btw
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Male 601
-the phone is almost as stupid as the people who are smoking-

lol nice one

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Female 799
I`d sooner carry a phone and a packet of fags than that phone.
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Male 732
Why would you have cigarettes in a phone that looks like a cigarette box when you can just leave them in the REAL cigarette box?
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Male 1,263
Lol its funny if you ask me, and I guess its somewhat clever. I dont smoke but if I did (which hopefully i wont ever start, no offense to anyone) seems it would come in handy.
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Male 838
What about Joints? Don`t they count? Why don`t they do a Marijuana carrying phone?
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Male 1,217
yeuch
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Male 291
One Problem I Dont Smoke And I All Redy Have A Phone
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Male 147
the phone is almost as stupid as the people who are smoking
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Female 178
Stupid.
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Male 902
I`m a smoker and I would laugh to the point of collapse if I saw someone with this stupid sh*t. What problem do you solve by making your phone bigger and your smokey-treat pack non-disposable?
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Male 157
That phone is hideous.
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Female 62
haha I kind of like the phone, and i`m not a smoker.
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Male 266
i already came up with this! i slide my phone into the plastic sleeve of my ciggs. and...TADA! knew i shoulda got a patent
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Female 1,228
ok, the only good thing about this is it combines cigs and phone.
But those two things should`nt really be combined in the first place.
you`re already saving space as most phones nowadays have mp3, camera ect ect.

Plus, what do you do if you smoke tobacco??

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Male 16
well, i guess if your a smoker you would know you always have a pack of smokes on you so its not bulcky at all. and im almost positive you dont have to take it apart to use it as a phone...
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Male 1,265
Most ridiculous item? More like most awesome item.
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Female 193
It seems very bulky.
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Male 44
What a waste of applied applied science.
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Male 200
is that a real working phone? since everytime you want a smoke youll have to take apart the phone and then put it back together again -.-
pretty stupid if you ask me. next it`ll be a bag you can attach to earrings or something
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Male 226
wow pretty ugly phone.
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Male 10,115
Link: Smoker`s Phone [Rate Link] - Keep your cigs inside your mobile phone. Save valuable pocket space.
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