Poor Drunken Squirrel

Submitted by: scottthebum 9 years ago Misc
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Minnesotan couple"s footage of a backyard squirrel that had had its fill of porch fermented pumpkins.
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Male 30
dudes it wasnt drunk it ate rat poison it doesnt necessarily kill it cuz of its size but it can make it really sick and make it look like its on drugs but its dangerous and not blodey funny!!

or not

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Female 3
pour lil squirlly.....another drink!
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Male 733
coffee anyone?
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Female 403
and then the squirell throws up his guts
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Female 604
Man, that was the funniest thing I`ve seen in a long time.
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Female 131
AFTERSHOCK: I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN A BAT AND KILLED IT.
Diddie: You absolute retard - did you not see it was light on the video. It will`ve sobered up by the time your bat gets round to killing it. I`m pretty sure bats only come out at night. You`d be better off getting a natural predator or something:)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO! Holy sh*ttolia, that was better than the video itself. Oh my god. Ohhh myy godd. That was just...classic. I was about to be all, "aww, don`t kill the squirrel" but now it`s just FUNNY.

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Female 131
Did it make anyone else kind of sad thinking about what happened after the camera shut off?

Like, the dude goes back inside, everyone`s had a good laugh, and a very disoriented/slow/drunk squirrel attempts to cross a busy street....

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Female 80
poor disoriented thing!
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Female 920
F.uck the bastards who enjoyed this.
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Female 2,695
poor baby!
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Female 16
"I want it to fall on its back again"
*Squirell falls on its back*
*Werid demented giggle*
Poor squirell :( And what Jack@$$es
That guys breathing wa sannoying and he snorted at the end which was funny.
And the Girl sounds fat.
Im sorry but they diddnt seem like nice people.

LMAO! The only a$$hole here is you. I`m so glad you can pass judgement on someone from just how heavy they breathe. Please get over yourself ;)

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Female 152
lol you could tell his little head was spinning because his head kept shaking back and forth...haha.
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Male 302
Time to buy some fermented pumpkins.
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Male 741
"is it me or is that tree spinning"
lol, Poor squirrel
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Female 943
also it would`ve been nice if the guy wasnt breathing into the camera the whole time.
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Female 943
tsk tsk tsk.
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Female 339
Get me some fermented pumpkin!!
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Male 146
He probably just were frightened by the fat cameraman.
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Male 217
Cheers to them people who nicely pointed out that aftershock meant a baseball bat. I`m much the wiser for your insightful comments. May the force be with you witty people.
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Female 123
Poor squirrel.. *huggle* the dude should of filmed it from further away and I was waiting for some one to say store there rotten food further away from critters when we throw our trash in land fills...
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Female 152
That was very sad...
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Male 266
thats my cousin earl! he hasnt been the same since that day.
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Male 713
He`s having such a killer time too :]
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Male 506
"I want it to fall on its back again"
*Squirell falls on its back*
*Werid demented giggle*
Poor squirell :( And what Jack@$$es
That guys breathing wa sannoying and he snorted at the end which was funny.
And the Girl sounds fat.
Im sorry but they diddnt seem like nice people.
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Female 412
Felt sorry for the poor thing, how long did they want to freak him out for?!
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Male 810
HAHAHAHA
and lol at bumblecock
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Male 69
awwww, he was loving it tho lol
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Male 1,461
Oh yeah, that squirrel`s an alcoholic now. There`s a picture of him in my avy.
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Female 1,470
That squirrel was born to entertain! U gotta luv em
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Male 1,461
I think the guy holding the camera either had asthma, or got seriously excited by the squirrel.
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Female 133
i hate squirrels. but i do feel bad for that little dude
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Male 132
I`d like to see them take a breathalizer (SP?) to it. :)
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Male 701
haha reminds me of my mom when she is drunk
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Male 108
sure just stand and watch the squirrel die
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Male 1
What`s a "Pumkin"? I want to eat some.
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Female 85
i almost caught a squirrel once, the thing was trying to get on my bird feeder in my backyard, it climbed on a car, jumped, skimmed the top and flew off and landed on my patio furnature. Then it finally got up there. i went outside came up behind it and was about 1 foot away when it saw me and spazed out and took off. hehe
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Female 1,025
squrrells are so cute.

CUI! CLIMBING UNDER INFLUENCE!!

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Male 842
Now remember, kids, don`t eat and climb. ;-)

That was a serious gut-buster there. I want one.

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Male 1,455
I once saw a squirrel leap into a pool, and it... bounced... out. It hit the water, and immediately did a 180 and jumped out. It was weird as hell.
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Female 3,696
"You absolute retard - did you not see it was light on the video. It will`ve sobered up by the time your bat gets round to killing it. I`m pretty sure bats only come out at night. You`d be better off getting a natural predator or something:)"

...baseball bat?

That was pretty cute..I think I would have tried to capture it with a towel and put it in a tall box on my porch or something >> it could climb out when it sobered up and wouldn`t spin into traffic or something..haha At least I`ve learned that climbing trees while drunk doesn`t work.

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Male 375
weird...i was watching this on here...and while i was watching it, they showed the clip on tv.

the media are among us

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Female 1,492
so that wasn`t funny....
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Male 129
lol
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Male 217
You absolute retard - did you not see it was light on the video. It will`ve sobered up by the time your bat gets round to killing it. I`m pretty sure bats only come out at night. You`d be better off getting a natural predator or something:)
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Male 2,781
I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN A BAT AND KILLED IT.
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Female 35
Aww, the squirrel must have been really freaked out, but that was flipping hilarious. Kind of reminds me of cats on catnip. They try to climb up stuff and fall on their backs, too.
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Male 222
How cute.

And stop posting comments on the camera taker. Every thread I see: "OMG WTF STOP LAFFING STUPID ASSCRACK"

and "The guy has problems, he is breathing."

now "He`s taking breaths" OH NOES

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Male 1,364
LOL druken animals are so funny
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Male 295
This was bloddy hilarious. It seems like a good way of catching squirrels is to make them drunk first.
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Male 2,616
the guy`s heavy breathing was bothersome
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Male 1,455
They spelled pumpkin wrong... they must`ve been drunk too...
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Male 31
i love how they spelled pumpkin wrong... you know your a bumpkin when you can`t spell pumpkin
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Male 1,003
Stupid squirrel. They`re just rats with furry tails. Gross.
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Male 572
he`s only trying to party
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Male 96
Photoshopped
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Female 2,084
haha. that was hilarious. i hope he was ok.
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Male 404
Hahaha, I`m gonna try that now, it`ll keep them away from my mom`s strawberries this year hopefully.
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Male 115
been there
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Male 1,425
trippin off a pumpkin, good timesss ;)
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Male 1,425
hahahaha,i feel bad for the thing. yeah, the dude breathing heavy was most likely a fatty. the squirrels all like wtf! i`m trippin, i just wanna leavee...buttttttt i`m trippin. hah!
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Female 583
Don`t do pumpkin, kids.

It seriously f*cks you up. ;-)

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Female 600
Aww I feel bad for him.
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Female 302
see how the squirel look stupid?

next time you get drunk remember: Humans dont look more intelligent... and they have the "cuteness factor" in less too :P

dont get me wrong, i`ll still get drunk once in a while... life is way too short to not look stupid once in a while XD

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Male 2,486
"never heard of a squirrel havin rabies before... but I`m pretty sure the thing is rabid. the circling and disorientation are symptoms."

You seem to know alot about animal related illness.

However, you seem to not have the ability to read the title of the movie.. or any of the text in the movie.

So I will explain..

Ever been drunk/seen a drunk? Put a bottle of vodka on a string in front of them, and you will see simliar symptoms.


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Female 1,071
Awwww poor thing!
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Male 561
Well by the way the camera man was breathing i could tell this was taped in america
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Male 561
Hes probably lookin for pussy thats what i do when im drunk
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Female 670
Reminds me of when my family raised a family of squirrels because their mother abandoned them. They were cute, and we let `em go in our back yard after they were full-grown.
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Female 354
Basically the same as a drunk person, only cuter and it didn`t get drunk on purpose.
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Female 195
This happened to my friend`s dog. Her drunken, stoned father spilled a beer on the ground,and the dog licked it all up. He started stumbling and spinning and stuff, while her idiot dad laughed his ass off. I felt soo bad for that poor puppy :(
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Female 2,244
That was so funny, poor squirrel! It was of his own doing though, why would an animal eat something that tasted or smelled different?
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Female 799
Aw, poor thing.
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Male 967
Apparently, there is a counter to drunken monkey!
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Male 26
hahaahahah that poos so funny poor thing couldnt of even look straight with out spinning lol
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Male 4,680
reminds me of that photo with the squirrel on the steps, holding some fags and a bottle of booze.
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Male 880
The squirrel then went home, beat his wife, and watched some nascar.
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Female 1,496
So there is this group of Germans that pride themselves on their fermented pumpkin ale. In light of these new facts I have one comment, awww pooor squirrel!
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Female 1,496
The guy holding the camera could have a heart attack at any moment. I had no clue you could get drunk off of pumpkins. Looks like I have to look this one up too and prove it wrong.
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Male 576
Well, off to buy some pumpkins and a squirrel. (dont judge me)
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Male 242
LOL! that was better than the swearing parrot :-P
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Male 64
Bwahaha! While my mom and I were watching this, we were singing
Show me the way to go home,
I`m tired and I want to go to bed.
I had a little drink about an hour ago,
And it`s gone right to my head.
Wherever I may roam,
On land or sea or foam.
You will always hear me singing this song:
Show me the way to go home.
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Female 1,468
Poor little guy likely ODed.
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Male 946
omg tha was hilarious
though it raises the question- how long had they kept their pumpkins after halloween?
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Male 645
I would have caged it while i had the chance.
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Female 132
Poor little dude! He must have been so freaked out. He will probably never eat pumpkins again.
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Male 2,005
poor squirel, how could some1 actualy find that funny at all
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Male 547
it`s not rabies you drunkin sod
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Male 959
here`s an interesting fact - squirrels (and all rodents) can`t vomit. So if he ate/drank too much he was pretty much fncked
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Male 98
thats just cruel, always store your fermenting pumpkins away from wild animals.
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Male 4
never heard of a squirrel havin rabies before... but I`m pretty sure the thing is rabid. the circling and disorientation are symptoms.
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Male 210
When I Would run circles like that when I was drunk, I would trow up instantly!
Tough squirl!
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Male 76
Rockethippo: Will the fatass behind the camera shut up? He breathes so loud after a couple steps.

True LOL

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Female 1,228
ROFL!!
"why are there so many trees? I cant stand. ahhhh!"
so funny.
what was with the guys breathing?Get out much?
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Female 344
Gaww~, stop chasing the poor drunken dude with camera!

He`s frightened....
Can`t you see it....?

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Male 643
I want some of that pumpkin.
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Female 1,001
He`s gonna feel rough in the morning
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Female 395
Aww! Poor squirrel! I wanna take it home, give it water, sober it up, and have a new pet...
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Female 103
i once met a mouse in a field with an injured leg, so i took him home to nurse him back to health. one day he escaped and got out on the balcony, emulating the same squirrel circles as he then leaped off the edge toward imminent death. i never saw him again.

granted, you can see why i feel this link sucks |-(

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Male 4,246
*groan* Gotta run away, but I think I`ll just lay here for a minute....
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Male 1,142
this just reminds me of my life goal of seeing a cow eat a cat. someone train a cow to eat cats and tape a few thousand cats being eaten and post the best looking one on here.
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Male 20
Will the fatass behind the camera shut up? He breathes so loud after a couple steps.
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Male 813
"there it is... all drunk... with people all around him. and all he wanted was to run away without trippin out -.-" Hahahah :D
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Female 665
haha poor squirrel, it must`ve suffered a heart attack. there it is... all drunk... with people all around him. and all he wanted was to run away without trippin out -.-
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Female 94
*yawn*
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Male 54
Now I want a squirrel just to get it drunk. lol
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Female 1,313
Poor little squirrel.
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Male 380
Obviously it was a male squirrel
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Male 1,354
I half expected the squirrel to puke and lift up her fur and show us her tits.
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Male 383
Link: Poor Drunken Squirrel [Rate Link] - Minnesotan couple`s footage of a backyard squirrel that had had its fill of porch fermented pumpkins.
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