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Date: 03/21/07 02:20 AM

94 Responses to Perfect Girlfriend

  1. Profile photo of darockie
    darockie Male 18-29
    14 posts
    March 20, 2007 at 8:40 pm
    Link: Perfect Girlfriend - I want to marry this girl.
  2. Profile photo of cooltapes
    cooltapes Female 18-29
    101 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 2:26 am
    If there was a girl who thought like that, she sure wouldn`t look like that.
  3. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 2:30 am
    Hmm...do I want a woman who doesn`t care what I do? I could act like a total arsehole and she wouldn`t do a thing about it? Gee, let me think...um, NO.
  4. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 2:41 am
    Sorry Kidding, you got two questions wrong on a two question test. I`m afraid you`ve failed.
  5. Profile photo of punk1n
    punk1n Male 18-29
    226 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 2:45 am
    what did that have to do with bourbon? o.0
  6. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 2:52 am
    What can I say, Hylian, I prefer real women over mindless robots. But hey, if mindless robots turn your crank, go for it.
  7. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 2:58 am
    You are right kinda, it would take a lot of the fun out of everything. But as a man, I have to say I would want this girl. Sad world, huh?
  8. Profile photo of skippy562
    skippy562 Male 18-29
    164 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 3:14 am
    shes not perfect..she cant speak English well.
  9. Profile photo of 240ZettoAKA
    240ZettoAKA Female 18-29
    344 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 3:15 am
    "what did that have to do with bourbon?"

    ^Ditto
    I didn`t geti~
    I didn`t geti~

  10. Profile photo of choccay
    choccay Female 30-39
    56 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 3:21 am
    This is stupid.
  11. Profile photo of Gskillit
    Gskillit Male 18-29
    54 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 3:26 am
    Where can I sign up for one of these women :-D
  12. Profile photo of lorddalvidii
    lorddalvidii Male 13-17
    285 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 3:31 am
    meh...

    i`d hate her..

  13. Profile photo of mcnaial1
    mcnaial1 Male 18-29
    460 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 3:45 am
    Its okay r u kidding it was an ad. calm down
  14. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 4:00 am
    "But as a man, I have to say I would want this girl. Sad world, huh?"

    True dat. She is quite the hottie.

  15. Profile photo of marvinius
    marvinius Male 18-29
    357 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 4:11 am
    looks: perfect
    mind: stupid as a rock
    sum: not my type

    regarding the commercial: since women like her obviously don`t exist or are fake....does this imply that the bourbon is also fake? is this really the message that was intended?

  16. Profile photo of djjeffmaddox
    djjeffmaddox Male 18-29
    191 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 4:19 am
    she`s cute... as long as she is loyal who cares? just be nice to her :)
  17. Profile photo of BakaNeko728
    BakaNeko728 Female 18-29
    665 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 4:21 am
    haha totally. i`d want my man to be a man too.
  18. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 4:23 am
    jealousy isn`t an issue... it boils down to morals. If you`re in a relationship, then you`re in a relationship. Stay faithful. :P
  19. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 4:23 am
    ok, she`s a little bit backwards to me.
    Simple wud be the term??
    It`s fine if some guys like this, go ahead, but 70% says you cheat on her cos you got so bored.
  20. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 4:31 am
    No, we don`t cheat out of boredom, we cheat when stupidity meets convenience. It sneaks up on you, so you can`t prepare for it.
  21. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 5:05 am
    i didnt read any ones comments here.

    i just want to ask if anyone else felt like they might beat her to death cause she is so drating annoying. maybe going to prison and getting violently but rapped would make me forgot that voice. god suck a annoying voice and a stupid person. im just glad its a actress. if this was a real person i might have had to give up my dream of seeing a caw eat a cat so i could hunt her down and kill her for the sake of the gene pool.

  22. Profile photo of WTFidunno
    WTFidunno Female 18-29
    395 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 5:12 am
    Probably a stupid question...But what does a half naked chick with a rather nice rack...uh, I forgot where I was going with that, but I think it had something to do with the JB at the end...
  23. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 5:17 am
    The answer is jail.
  24. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 5:44 am
    NOW I see where Jim Beam was going with this: Having a girlfriend like her would drive you to drink. So you may as well drink Jim Beam bourbon!
  25. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 6:01 am
    LOL! It`s a TRANNIE YOU IDIOTS! Women can`t act like this. Only if you use half the brain at a time, can you understand what it`s like being a man so don`t get illusions over something like this.

    I would really have to be drunk to have a girl like that, thus the commercial!

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    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 6:35 am
    o.o
  27. Profile photo of Eagle390
    Eagle390 Male 18-29
    109 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 6:48 am
    movie: coming to america. Prince has pre-arranged marriage to a girl who is trained from birth to like, do and say everything he wants her to.

    Happy ending? hardly...

  28. Profile photo of bubblebubb
    bubblebubb Female 18-29
    339 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 6:53 am
    "It`s fine if some guys like this, go ahead, but 70% says you cheat on her cos you got so bored."

    That ok, it`s not like she`d mind having an open relationship or anything

  29. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 6:56 am
    all that translates down to two words if you ask me..."green-card"
  30. Profile photo of wakeofshadow
    wakeofshadow Female 13-17
    175 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 7:08 am
    i like the accent....
  31. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 8:11 am
    Some of you a a bunch of f*gs. I`ve noticed... WHO DOESN`T WANT A GIRL LIKE THAT?!!! You say you want a real woman now cause you`re probably single. Imagine if there was a couple of women like this, you could have A WHOLE BUNCH OF THEM! Wouldn`t that be like heaven?
  32. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 8:47 am
    Too bad women like her don`t really exist.
  33. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 9:20 am
    "Imagine if there was a couple of women like this, you could have A WHOLE BUNCH OF THEM! Wouldn`t that be like heaven?"

    That question actually reminds me South Park point. You would soon get tired!

  34. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 9:58 am
    moral of story:
    drink jim beam because you`ll never get a woman like that.
  35. Profile photo of Angello
    Angello Male 18-29
    209 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 10:14 am
    girls like this do exist but.......Guys dont listen to her.... This is before you marry them afterwards they become monsters..... Maybe divorce you and take everything with them... lmao...
  36. Profile photo of bumblecock
    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 10:24 am
    You would.
  37. Profile photo of glocktypus
    glocktypus Female 18-29
    430 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 11:50 am
    is everyone who says they want her for their girlfriend saying they have a hairy back and a weight problem?
  38. Profile photo of Stiletto
    Stiletto Male 18-29
    95 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 11:52 am
    Heh, of course she doesn`t care what you do.

    And would expect you not to care what she does. ;)

  39. Profile photo of NorwayFTW
    NorwayFTW Male 13-17
    145 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 12:04 pm
    Thats just really stupid... I bet she learned the words phonetically... ;-)
  40. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 12:08 pm
    LOL Man, you guys are clueless... I agree with Argh Monster.... You have no idea how a woman`s mind works...

    She WANTS you to go out with the boys and go to stripclubs and WANTS you to watch a lot of football, and WANTS you to think she`s stupid, because she`s really running around behind your back cheating on you! And she`s probably one of the smart ones who married you for your money but has sex with some other guy who she really loves and they are both planning to kill you soon...

    Lol or she`s jsut some nitwit who a non-shallow, non-superficial guy wouldn`t like. Ask my boyfriend, he loves me for my brain, the body`s just a plus.

  41. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 12:10 pm
    The point is, all you 14-yr-olds who are saying you`d want her, of course you do! You`re 14, and having smart children isn`t on your mind. But when you grow up and hopefully mature a little bit (unlike our friend HylianNinja, who won`t end up happy with his automaton wife, and will drink PLENTY of Jim Beam) you`ll realize that she`s half-plastic, having had 5 cosmetic surgeries, her real looks wouldn`t attract a lesbian who likes mannies, and her genetics, as far as brains go, would make you cry for any children you might want with her`s future, as they will be just smart enough to be janitors.

    All in all, the more she wants you to get out away from her, the more baggage she has that you REALLY don`t want.

  42. Profile photo of YourHoNess
    YourHoNess Male 18-29
    85 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 12:21 pm
    Look, all I gotta say is this, I have had a woman like this....but she was screwing someone else while we were dating.

    moral of the story, if she looks like that, and is that way towards you, than shes getting it elsewhere. Give her attention, screw the "striptease" place as she called it. LOL!!!

  43. Profile photo of Guest5386
    Guest5386 Female 18-29
    302 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 12:41 pm
    I definitly will never want a BF or GF like this...

    A "Yes hun, like you" are the most boring people in the world. I dont want a GF or BF that agree with me all the time ... "What is your favorite color?" ..." I dont know... what about you?" ..."Oh me its blue! totally" ..."OK then me too its blue ^^ totally"

    OMG somebody kill me >< in that case date one of those "real doll" thingie... Or girl, get a dog. They are less expensive at the end. Same for the Real Doll.

    I dont want to date a dolly with no brain (a conversation with her must be so boring... if you intend to drat her only, dont marry her, manage to have her as your mistress or something)

    you better pay yoursefl one once in a while than pay for one all year long (YES i imply go see the hoe insteed of marrying her) you gonna be winning at the end...

  44. Profile photo of omgwtfho
    omgwtfho Female 18-29
    218 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 1:33 pm
    That`s the lamest attempt at an accent I`ve ever heard.

    I was under the impression though that men don`t prefer little mindless puppy dogs? And if they do, they deserve what they get.

  45. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 1:53 pm
    Depends on the guy - some, the ones who can`t handle committment or fidelity, would want something like this. That way they can have a steady gf and screw around on the side (though a) what`s the point in being in a relationship in this case, and b) would you want this one to be the steady?)

    Most people wouldn`t want her as anything more than a one night stand, if that much.

    Though I find it highly amusing that the general male thinking is she`ll be faithful to me but I get to do whatever I want. Kind of... archaic that. Not to mention completely wrong.

  46. Profile photo of Minya
    Minya Female 18-29
    122 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 2:30 pm
    God, her voice was annoying. And that was just dumb. I guess it`s lost on me, not being a guy and all.
  47. Profile photo of steerpike_
    steerpike_ Male 18-29
    157 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 2:33 pm
    If you want a girl like that, just invest in a blow-up doll. That`s what my roommate did.
  48. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 2:47 pm
    She`s hot O_O

    Dunno about the bourbon though~

  49. Profile photo of Nytewulf
    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 3:33 pm
    Mmmm, yes. What a sexy accent too!
  50. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 3:57 pm
    hmmm,, the girl was lookin rather special, but i think they could have had a better pick..

    and i love non british chicks!

    actually i go back, it was a cool advert.

  51. Profile photo of trentoneli
    trentoneli Male 18-29
    258 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 4:47 pm
    i didn`t think she was that good looking?
  52. Profile photo of bccseahawkz
    bccseahawkz Male 13-17
    204 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 4:49 pm
    damn, i dont have a hairy back
  53. Profile photo of onlytati
    onlytati Female 18-29
    395 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 4:53 pm
    girls are annoying, that why i dont date them...
    but i have been to a strip club with my boyfriend
  54. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 5:06 pm
    down the aisle with her!

    .....once i reach the legal age :-(

  55. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 5:15 pm
    she was good looking but on the brains department

    empty

  56. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 5:16 pm
    but hey i would say yes in a heartbeat
  57. Profile photo of Morphplx
    Morphplx Male 18-29
    129 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 5:56 pm
    She`s ugly
  58. Profile photo of STARTSOMETIN
    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
    561 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 6:11 pm
    ehh id do er
  59. Profile photo of Olragix
    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 6:32 pm
    Means that she doesn`t care much about ANYTHING.
  60. Profile photo of Megan3445
    Megan3445 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 6:46 pm
    ummm yeah guys, not gunna happen
  61. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 6:58 pm
    LOVE THAT ACCENT! REMINDED ME OF THIS MODEL I MET FROM MEXICO CITY
  62. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 6:59 pm
    lol I`m with onlytati, my g/f is smart enough to argue with me and has her opinions and likes to make them known....but we`ve been to a strip club for fun before. It`s good to be king ;) Even though I guess she would call herself a queen hmm.

    1) I think the point of this is, that the burbon is too good to be true.

    2) Does the whole "mindless" wife thing remind anyone of the movie "The Stepford Wives

  63. Profile photo of justKatrina
    justKatrina Female 13-17
    1007 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 7:47 pm
    Her ESL teacher messed her up.
  64. Profile photo of voltronmilke
    voltronmilke Male 13-17
    32 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 8:03 pm
    this was stupid i want my girl to care about what i do...
  65. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 8:08 pm
    Man, she`s a wimp.
  66. Profile photo of Legion5
    Legion5 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 9:09 pm
    I don`t get it this seems like perfectly normal girl behavior, if you`re brad pitt sure, but come on who doesn`t want to be a cool girlfriend, ladies?
  67. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 9:55 pm
    where do you get the idea that she is "stupid as a rock?" She didn`t say anything remotely unintelligent... just apathetic toward the carousing of potential boyfriends
  68. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 11:03 pm
    the stupidest commercial ever
  69. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 11:53 pm
    "prefectly normal girl behavior" Legion5? Where do you live??? What era of history are you living in??? Women in the world, as far as I`ve seen, are actually pretty outspoken about their needs in a relationship, such as jealousy over going to a strip club, wanting a guy who isn`t glued to the telvision EVERY time there`s a football game...

    And I will tell you, I *am* a cool girlfriend, but my bf says it because he likes that I play video games WITH him, and that I hang out WITH him and the guys, etc.

    Haven`t you seen the movies, TV shows, and ads that all portray the (now stereotypical) woman complaining to her boyfriend that they just "don`t spend enough time together" or something like that???

    Man, I`m glad I didn`t grow up where you did... Apparently the feminist movement hasn`t happened there yet

  70. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 11:56 pm
    Too bad she doesn`t exist. It`s all made up, there`s no such thing, like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans.
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    v_wilkes85
    246 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 12:02 am
    I would NEVER marry this woman; she looked like she just woke up. Also, i would only marry a white, Canadian-born woman. if me, a white man who wants to marry a white woman is considered `racist` in the eyes of you liberal trash, then I guess that makes me a racist.
  72. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 12:07 am
    Lol no wilkes your comment doesn`t make you a racist just a retarded bigot.
  73. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 12:08 am
    well sunny that`s all good, but do you ever let him hang out with the guys without you, or play games without you? just want to clarify.
  74. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 12:31 am
    of course, liquidglass, lol... he goes off to the gamestore once a week without me, and I almost don`t see him at all total for about 3 days a week
  75. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 12:32 am
    And Liquid, you rocked my sox once more with your reply to Wilkes... I can safely say as a liberal that I am not something to be discarded in a wastebasket...
  76. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 12:39 am
    Lol well glad your "sox are rocked" before long you`re going to have to go get some new sox to get rocked ;)

    good to hear you don`t see each other 24/7 otherwise it would get old quick. It`s time together and apart is a good balance to keep up. good job ;)

  77. Profile photo of FrozenSunset
    FrozenSunset Female 18-29
    193 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 1:03 am
    Lol, I`m A LOT like that. Cept i dont care much for hairy backs...
  78. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 1:19 am
    wat is she, russian?
  79. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 2:14 am
    The guys who are saying that she`s perfect for them probably don`t want a real woman. They just want a sex toy.

    But hey, have fun with her! I`ll take the mature men left over.

  80. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 2:23 am
    "I would NEVER marry this woman; she looked like she just woke up. Also, i would only marry a white, Canadian-born woman. if me, a white man who wants to marry a white woman is considered `racist` in the eyes of you liberal trash, then I guess that makes me a racist."

    ^^^
    Uh... your attempt to defend yourself against future comments of accusations of racism kind of came off as more bigoted than your initial comment of only wanting to marry a white girl.

  81. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 2:40 am
    I 2nd that ;)
  82. Profile photo of candy_apple
    candy_apple Female 18-29
    152 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 2:51 am
    All this commercial says to me is...settle for less...which isn`t the best way to sell your product. O well.
  83. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 2:51 am
    Jim Beam RULES!
  84. Profile photo of wings1313
    wings1313 Female 18-29
    314 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 4:55 am
    there is no girl like that.... if u date a girl like that.. marry her and she WILL change....
  85. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 10:39 am
    amen to wings
  86. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 1:40 pm
    Just get a hooker, what`s the problem?
  87. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 8:38 pm
    Weirdo...
  88. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 12:25 am
    ummmm ok. That is definitely not the perfect girlfriend.
  89. Profile photo of evilempress1
    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    416 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 10:52 am
    Please shot that b*tch.
  90. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 8:48 pm
    oof.
  91. Profile photo of ILOVEPIE94
    ILOVEPIE94 Male 13-17
    24 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 12:42 am
    Ok everyone, listen, she is an actress, you guys and gals are calling her dumb, even though she was paid to act dumb, and she probably isn`t anything like what the video shows, in fct she is probably the complete opposite.If you REALLY want a girl like that anyway, then you might as well find a dog to do, that`s all she would be like...
  92. Profile photo of phoenix6
    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 1:48 pm
    That`s kinda robotic i dunno but I sure hope guys think that too.
  93. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    April 10, 2007 at 5:59 pm
    Wow... perfeeeeeeeeeeccccttttt girl. Pity there is no such thing :-(
  94. Profile photo of ILoveBiscuts
    ILoveBiscuts Female 18-29
    30 posts
    September 26, 2008 at 2:30 pm
    shut the f**k up slade! theirs no perfect dude ether! you would need about 9 to 12 diffrent guys to make the perfect one!

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