Perfect Girlfriend

Submitted by: darockie 9 years ago Funny
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I want to marry this girl.
There are 93 comments:
Female 30
shut the f**k up slade! theirs no perfect dude ether! you would need about 9 to 12 diffrent guys to make the perfect one!
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Male 949
Wow... perfeeeeeeeeeeccccttttt girl. Pity there is no such thing :-(
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Female 407
That`s kinda robotic i dunno but I sure hope guys think that too.
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Male 24
Ok everyone, listen, she is an actress, you guys and gals are calling her dumb, even though she was paid to act dumb, and she probably isn`t anything like what the video shows, in fct she is probably the complete opposite.If you REALLY want a girl like that anyway, then you might as well find a dog to do, that`s all she would be like...
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Female 920
oof.
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Female 416
Please shot that b*tch.
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Male 1,425
ummmm ok. That is definitely not the perfect girlfriend.
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Female 1,470
Weirdo...
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Male 1,406
Just get a hooker, what`s the problem?
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Male 1,111
amen to wings
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Female 314
there is no girl like that.... if u date a girl like that.. marry her and she WILL change....
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Male 3,631
Jim Beam RULES!
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Female 152
All this commercial says to me is...settle for less...which isn`t the best way to sell your product. O well.
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Male 1,111
I 2nd that ;)
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Female 673
"I would NEVER marry this woman; she looked like she just woke up. Also, i would only marry a white, Canadian-born woman. if me, a white man who wants to marry a white woman is considered `racist` in the eyes of you liberal trash, then I guess that makes me a racist."

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Uh... your attempt to defend yourself against future comments of accusations of racism kind of came off as more bigoted than your initial comment of only wanting to marry a white girl.

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Female 673
The guys who are saying that she`s perfect for them probably don`t want a real woman. They just want a sex toy.

But hey, have fun with her! I`ll take the mature men left over.

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Male 1,217
wat is she, russian?
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Female 193
Lol, I`m A LOT like that. Cept i dont care much for hairy backs...
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Male 1,111
Lol well glad your "sox are rocked" before long you`re going to have to go get some new sox to get rocked ;)

good to hear you don`t see each other 24/7 otherwise it would get old quick. It`s time together and apart is a good balance to keep up. good job ;)

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Female 532
And Liquid, you rocked my sox once more with your reply to Wilkes... I can safely say as a liberal that I am not something to be discarded in a wastebasket...
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Female 532
of course, liquidglass, lol... he goes off to the gamestore once a week without me, and I almost don`t see him at all total for about 3 days a week
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Male 1,111
well sunny that`s all good, but do you ever let him hang out with the guys without you, or play games without you? just want to clarify.
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Male 1,111
Lol no wilkes your comment doesn`t make you a racist just a retarded bigot.
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Male 1,882
Too bad she doesn`t exist. It`s all made up, there`s no such thing, like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans.
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Female 532
"prefectly normal girl behavior" Legion5? Where do you live??? What era of history are you living in??? Women in the world, as far as I`ve seen, are actually pretty outspoken about their needs in a relationship, such as jealousy over going to a strip club, wanting a guy who isn`t glued to the telvision EVERY time there`s a football game...

And I will tell you, I *am* a cool girlfriend, but my bf says it because he likes that I play video games WITH him, and that I hang out WITH him and the guys, etc.

Haven`t you seen the movies, TV shows, and ads that all portray the (now stereotypical) woman complaining to her boyfriend that they just "don`t spend enough time together" or something like that???

Man, I`m glad I didn`t grow up where you did... Apparently the feminist movement hasn`t happened there yet

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Male 11,740
the stupidest commercial ever
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Male 2,616
where do you get the idea that she is "stupid as a rock?" She didn`t say anything remotely unintelligent... just apathetic toward the carousing of potential boyfriends
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Male 438
I don`t get it this seems like perfectly normal girl behavior, if you`re brad pitt sure, but come on who doesn`t want to be a cool girlfriend, ladies?
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Female 1,984
Man, she`s a wimp.
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Male 32
this was stupid i want my girl to care about what i do...
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Female 1,007
Her ESL teacher messed her up.
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Male 1,111
lol I`m with onlytati, my g/f is smart enough to argue with me and has her opinions and likes to make them known....but we`ve been to a strip club for fun before. It`s good to be king ;) Even though I guess she would call herself a queen hmm.

1) I think the point of this is, that the burbon is too good to be true.

2) Does the whole "mindless" wife thing remind anyone of the movie "The Stepford Wives

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Male 2,781
LOVE THAT ACCENT! REMINDED ME OF THIS MODEL I MET FROM MEXICO CITY
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Female 193
ummm yeah guys, not gunna happen
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Male 1,079
Means that she doesn`t care much about ANYTHING.
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Male 561
ehh id do er
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Male 129
She`s ugly
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Male 572
but hey i would say yes in a heartbeat
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Male 572
she was good looking but on the brains department

empty

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Male 4,680
down the aisle with her!

.....once i reach the legal age :-(

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Female 395
girls are annoying, that why i dont date them...
but i have been to a strip club with my boyfriend
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Male 204
damn, i dont have a hairy back
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Male 258
i didn`t think she was that good looking?
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Male 1,704
hmmm,, the girl was lookin rather special, but i think they could have had a better pick..

and i love non british chicks!

actually i go back, it was a cool advert.

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Male 513
Mmmm, yes. What a sexy accent too!
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Female 1,065
She`s hot O_O

Dunno about the bourbon though~

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Male 157
If you want a girl like that, just invest in a blow-up doll. That`s what my roommate did.
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Female 122
God, her voice was annoying. And that was just dumb. I guess it`s lost on me, not being a guy and all.
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Female 511
Depends on the guy - some, the ones who can`t handle committment or fidelity, would want something like this. That way they can have a steady gf and screw around on the side (though a) what`s the point in being in a relationship in this case, and b) would you want this one to be the steady?)

Most people wouldn`t want her as anything more than a one night stand, if that much.

Though I find it highly amusing that the general male thinking is she`ll be faithful to me but I get to do whatever I want. Kind of... archaic that. Not to mention completely wrong.

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Female 218
That`s the lamest attempt at an accent I`ve ever heard.

I was under the impression though that men don`t prefer little mindless puppy dogs? And if they do, they deserve what they get.

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Female 302
I definitly will never want a BF or GF like this...

A "Yes hun, like you" are the most boring people in the world. I dont want a GF or BF that agree with me all the time ... "What is your favorite color?" ..." I dont know... what about you?" ..."Oh me its blue! totally" ..."OK then me too its blue ^^ totally"

OMG somebody kill me >< in that case date one of those "real doll" thingie... Or girl, get a dog. They are less expensive at the end. Same for the Real Doll.

I dont want to date a dolly with no brain (a conversation with her must be so boring... if you intend to drat her only, dont marry her, manage to have her as your mistress or something)

you better pay yoursefl one once in a while than pay for one all year long (YES i imply go see the hoe insteed of marrying her) you gonna be winning at the end...

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Male 85
Look, all I gotta say is this, I have had a woman like this....but she was screwing someone else while we were dating.

moral of the story, if she looks like that, and is that way towards you, than shes getting it elsewhere. Give her attention, screw the "striptease" place as she called it. LOL!!!

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Female 532
The point is, all you 14-yr-olds who are saying you`d want her, of course you do! You`re 14, and having smart children isn`t on your mind. But when you grow up and hopefully mature a little bit (unlike our friend HylianNinja, who won`t end up happy with his automaton wife, and will drink PLENTY of Jim Beam) you`ll realize that she`s half-plastic, having had 5 cosmetic surgeries, her real looks wouldn`t attract a lesbian who likes mannies, and her genetics, as far as brains go, would make you cry for any children you might want with her`s future, as they will be just smart enough to be janitors.

All in all, the more she wants you to get out away from her, the more baggage she has that you REALLY don`t want.

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Female 532
LOL Man, you guys are clueless... I agree with Argh Monster.... You have no idea how a woman`s mind works...

She WANTS you to go out with the boys and go to stripclubs and WANTS you to watch a lot of football, and WANTS you to think she`s stupid, because she`s really running around behind your back cheating on you! And she`s probably one of the smart ones who married you for your money but has sex with some other guy who she really loves and they are both planning to kill you soon...

Lol or she`s jsut some nitwit who a non-shallow, non-superficial guy wouldn`t like. Ask my boyfriend, he loves me for my brain, the body`s just a plus.

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Male 145
Thats just really stupid... I bet she learned the words phonetically... ;-)
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Male 95
Heh, of course she doesn`t care what you do.

And would expect you not to care what she does. ;)

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Female 430
is everyone who says they want her for their girlfriend saying they have a hairy back and a weight problem?
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Male 643
You would.
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Male 209
girls like this do exist but.......Guys dont listen to her.... This is before you marry them afterwards they become monsters..... Maybe divorce you and take everything with them... lmao...
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Male 1,024
moral of story:
drink jim beam because you`ll never get a woman like that.
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Male 838
"Imagine if there was a couple of women like this, you could have A WHOLE BUNCH OF THEM! Wouldn`t that be like heaven?"

That question actually reminds me South Park point. You would soon get tired!

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Male 967
Too bad women like her don`t really exist.
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Male 1,003
Some of you a a bunch of f*gs. I`ve noticed... WHO DOESN`T WANT A GIRL LIKE THAT?!!! You say you want a real woman now cause you`re probably single. Imagine if there was a couple of women like this, you could have A WHOLE BUNCH OF THEM! Wouldn`t that be like heaven?
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Female 175
i like the accent....
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Male 801
all that translates down to two words if you ask me..."green-card"
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Female 339
"It`s fine if some guys like this, go ahead, but 70% says you cheat on her cos you got so bored."

That ok, it`s not like she`d mind having an open relationship or anything

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Male 109
movie: coming to america. Prince has pre-arranged marriage to a girl who is trained from birth to like, do and say everything he wants her to.

Happy ending? hardly...

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Male 2,567
o.o
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Male 838
LOL! It`s a TRANNIE YOU IDIOTS! Women can`t act like this. Only if you use half the brain at a time, can you understand what it`s like being a man so don`t get illusions over something like this.

I would really have to be drunk to have a girl like that, thus the commercial!

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Male 4,246
NOW I see where Jim Beam was going with this: Having a girlfriend like her would drive you to drink. So you may as well drink Jim Beam bourbon!
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Male 902
The answer is jail.
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Female 395
Probably a stupid question...But what does a half naked chick with a rather nice rack...uh, I forgot where I was going with that, but I think it had something to do with the JB at the end...
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Male 1,142
i didnt read any ones comments here.

i just want to ask if anyone else felt like they might beat her to death cause she is so drating annoying. maybe going to prison and getting violently but rapped would make me forgot that voice. god suck a annoying voice and a stupid person. im just glad its a actress. if this was a real person i might have had to give up my dream of seeing a caw eat a cat so i could hunt her down and kill her for the sake of the gene pool.

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Male 902
No, we don`t cheat out of boredom, we cheat when stupidity meets convenience. It sneaks up on you, so you can`t prepare for it.
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Female 1,228
ok, she`s a little bit backwards to me.
Simple wud be the term??
It`s fine if some guys like this, go ahead, but 70% says you cheat on her cos you got so bored.
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Female 648
jealousy isn`t an issue... it boils down to morals. If you`re in a relationship, then you`re in a relationship. Stay faithful. :P
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Female 665
haha totally. i`d want my man to be a man too.
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Male 191
she`s cute... as long as she is loyal who cares? just be nice to her :)
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Male 357
looks: perfect
mind: stupid as a rock
sum: not my type

regarding the commercial: since women like her obviously don`t exist or are fake....does this imply that the bourbon is also fake? is this really the message that was intended?

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Male 4,246
"But as a man, I have to say I would want this girl. Sad world, huh?"

True dat. She is quite the hottie.

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Male 460
Its okay r u kidding it was an ad. calm down
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Male 285
meh...

i`d hate her..

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Male 54
Where can I sign up for one of these women :-D
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Female 56
This is stupid.
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Female 344
"what did that have to do with bourbon?"

^Ditto
I didn`t geti~
I didn`t geti~

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Male 164
shes not perfect..she cant speak English well.
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Male 902
You are right kinda, it would take a lot of the fun out of everything. But as a man, I have to say I would want this girl. Sad world, huh?
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Male 4,246
What can I say, Hylian, I prefer real women over mindless robots. But hey, if mindless robots turn your crank, go for it.
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Male 226
what did that have to do with bourbon? o.0
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Male 902
Sorry Kidding, you got two questions wrong on a two question test. I`m afraid you`ve failed.
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Male 4,246
Hmm...do I want a woman who doesn`t care what I do? I could act like a total arsehole and she wouldn`t do a thing about it? Gee, let me think...um, NO.
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Female 101
If there was a girl who thought like that, she sure wouldn`t look like that.
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Male 14
Link: Perfect Girlfriend [Rate Link] - I want to marry this girl.
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