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Date: 03/29/07 02:19 AM

70 Responses to Painful Baseball Pitch

  1. Profile photo of monorail
    monorail Male 18-29
    82 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 11:40 pm
    Link: Painful Baseball Pitch - Thats one way to hit a ball.
  2. Profile photo of Yorgler
    Yorgler Male 13-17
    195 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 2:29 am
    Haha he like thrusted out towards it
  3. Profile photo of Tjames
    Tjames Male 18-29
    294 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 2:32 am
    FAKE


    That was probably a fake ball hitting his non-real plastic nuts. They also photoshopped him leaning into it.

  4. Profile photo of braindamaged
    braindamaged Male 18-29
    102 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 2:41 am
    Thank God for cups.
  5. Profile photo of Sutefupuni
    Sutefupuni Female 13-17
    15 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 2:41 am
    Is it just me or did it look like he wanted that to happen? He basically hip-thrusted it. D=
  6. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 2:52 am
    is this a repost? i know ive seen it but dont know were.
  7. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1355 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 3:01 am
    Dude, that dude had a big bat.
  8. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 3:09 am
    Hehehe.

    He decided to bunt with his "rooster".

  9. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 3:20 am
    hahhahhahha i pictured a guy using a chicken as a bat.

    you know you can say penis?

  10. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 3:40 am
    Commentators: "Wow!" "Heh..."
    Now, if I were doing the play-by-play, I`d probably say something like:
    OH GOD BASEBALL PITCH TO THE CROTCH!!!! ;-()
  11. Profile photo of tharith
    tharith Male 18-29
    266 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 3:49 am
    it would have looked a little different had he actually got hit in the nuts
  12. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 4:27 am
    lol damn it`s a good thing he was wearing his cup
  13. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 4:51 am
    Why does it cut off after he falls to the ground?
    and surely he was wearing one of those plastic cuppy things?
  14. Profile photo of AtomicAtari
    AtomicAtari Male 13-17
    48 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 5:03 am
    old as the internet
  15. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 5:06 am
    ^^
    Agree!
  16. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 5:43 am
    Jebler
    "hahhahhahha i pictured a guy using a chicken as a bat.

    you know you can say penis?"
    Yeah. I was going to say rooster but I thought that would be funnier.

  17. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 5:44 am
    hahaha. Just like I thought. co** is rooster after all.
  18. Profile photo of Ya_Mum
    Ya_Mum Male 13-17
    187 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 5:49 am
    Tjames...f*ck u and everyone like u. Now y dont u prove ur theory by trying to photoshop a VIDEO. Actually, dont even bother ill save u the trouble and just tell ur dumb arse outright that u cant photoshop vids. Thats y its called PHOTOshop not VIDEOshop. And even if this is one of those OMG PHOTOSHOP jokes ure no less of a dumb c*nt coz those posts are just as stupid.
  19. Profile photo of doodleduck
    doodleduck Male 18-29
    175 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 6:23 am
    photoshopped
  20. Profile photo of JarvisKnot
    JarvisKnot Male 18-29
    268 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 7:14 am
    This was posted a month ago =/
  21. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 7:17 am
    That actually happened. It`s not Photoshoped!
  22. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 7:57 am
    idiots. baseball players are so bad they dont know where its going. ITS only going one way. jesus christ. its the same f*cking direction every time. he thought it was going to hit his face so he leaned back and moved his buts forward. big mistakes, lucky he was wearing a cup. or maybe he had no balls.
  23. Profile photo of Jake_DaBaked
    Jake_DaBaked Male 70 & Over
    22 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 8:31 am
    Is it his fault that his ginormous roosterenballs got in the way?
  24. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 9:46 am
    HAHAHAHAHA! THIS GUY GOT A BALL INTO HIS NUTS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    (sarcasm)

  25. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 9:47 am
    hehehe he hit the ball with his balls..rofl..
  26. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 9:47 am
    ouchy.
  27. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 10:40 am
    mum you gotta chill out over peoples jokes, technically you could break a video down into individual frames and edit each one in photoshop then rejoin them, because a frame is a *shock* equivalent to a photo.
    Stop coming down on people who are joking around until you`re at least right.
  28. Profile photo of Macross
    Macross Male 13-17
    4 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 10:42 am
    I`ve seen this before. To address some posts, though: First off, getting hit with a cup on still hurts. Secondly, he doesn`t intentionally pelvic-thrust to the ball, he`s trying not to get his sternum bashed in. I found it kinda funny.
  29. Profile photo of a_ron4
    a_ron4 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 11:18 am
    i was at that game when it happened, it was hilarious!
  30. Profile photo of nemesis666
    nemesis666 Male 18-29
    67 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 11:29 am
    ;-()
  31. Profile photo of dragonrice
    dragonrice Male 18-29
    632 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 11:41 am
    How fast do those BALLS move?
  32. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 12:45 pm
    Ball one.
  33. Profile photo of noobsprayer
    noobsprayer Male 13-17
    8 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 1:05 pm
    too bad your sternum is in your chest
  34. Profile photo of webby-boy
    webby-boy Male 13-17
    390 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 1:17 pm
    *PUNT!*

    Cue high pitch scream.

  35. Profile photo of sam_1123
    sam_1123 Male 13-17
    102 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 2:33 pm
    Repost. Still pretty funny tho lol
  36. Profile photo of MVH1015
    MVH1015 Male 13-17
    301 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 3:01 pm
    REPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  37. Profile photo of Enth
    Enth Male 18-29
    103 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 3:11 pm
    This is old, really old =s
  38. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 3:28 pm
    i think he wanted that to happen
  39. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 3:42 pm
    Wow owww
  40. Profile photo of letsgopoping
    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 4:34 pm
    this is kind old isn`t it?
  41. Profile photo of Kiger
    Kiger Female 13-17
    152 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 4:59 pm
    Video shopped? Oo...anyway..that was...interesting..he like fell backwards..and stuff.
  42. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 5:37 pm
    "hahaha. Just like I thought. co** is rooster after all."
    wow, youre so cool! you figured out the censor!
    hey everybody, how about giving him the nobel freaking peace prize?

    not only is it completely obvious what you really said, but you had to take up two extra posts to explain yourself. we dont care.

  43. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 5:47 pm
    mum you gotta chill out over peoples jokes, technically you could break a video down into individual frames and edit each one in photoshop then rejoin them, because a frame is a *shock* equivalent to a photo.
    Stop coming down on people who are joking around until you`re at least right.

    You, my friend, are acting like an idiot. This has been on TV and he was interviewed! Also, people who contradict themselves annoy me "Stop coming down on people who are joking around until you`re at least right.".........so what did you call what you posted towards mum? You`re coming down on someone AND you`re wrong.
    If your going to make a post that is obviously going to make someone angry/irritated, then at least be confident in what your saying is true BEFORE making a dumb*ss out of yourself.

  44. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1271 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 6:08 pm
    PayN8tention, shut up you tosser...

    Liquid didn`t say anything `wrong`...he was merely talking about techincs, not saying that the video was fake.
    Re-read his post before you start making yourself look like a complete waster, okay?

    "Also, people who contradict themselves annoy me"
    -How on Earth have you NOT killed yourself yet??

    ...That is all.

  45. Profile photo of Crz4mets2
    Crz4mets2 Male 13-17
    142 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 6:57 pm
    That pitch was about 80 mph
  46. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 7:06 pm
    HAHAHAHHA THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! BUT NOT AS HILARIOUS AS THAT FRENCHMAN WHO GOT THAT FLAG ON THE CROTCH. HAHAHAHAHHA OMFG
  47. Profile photo of Tanzeder
    Tanzeder Male 30-39
    98 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 7:14 pm
    To all the people that think this is old, it happened in July of 2006. So if you think 8 months is old, then yes, it`s old...
  48. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 7:39 pm
    must be wearing some serious cup protection
  49. Profile photo of Tjames
    Tjames Male 18-29
    294 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 8:07 pm
    Ya_Mum

    Hahaha its hilarious when people take my retarded posts seriously. You just proved you are stupider then my first post.

  50. Profile photo of SuperQuack_x
    SuperQuack_x Female 13-17
    190 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 8:20 pm
    Looks like he did it on purpose xD
    Why would he do that @_@;
  51. Profile photo of crash246
    crash246 Male 13-17
    138 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 8:23 pm
    LOL he hit a ball with a ball or two
  52. Profile photo of Ya_Mum
    Ya_Mum Male 13-17
    187 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 8:24 pm
    meh starting online arguments is fun especially when u get everyone involved in a heated debate :)
  53. Profile photo of murphy2112
    murphy2112 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 8:56 pm
    I`ve had that happen to me before, except it was a line drive off the bat. I had a bruise shaped like my cup for about a week and it hurt to hold it when I pissed. I still got the out though so worth it, totally worth it.
  54. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 9:38 pm
    Haha reminds me of the time i played soccer-baseball and i kicked the ball and my shoe went flying into the air and hit someone running to home in the face. Knocked him over too :P
  55. Profile photo of Stentorian
    Stentorian Male 13-17
    426 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 10:10 pm
    Hm, yeah, I saw this like...uh, five years ago...
  56. Profile photo of stumped4ever
    stumped4ever Male 13-17
    577 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 11:14 pm
    omg.... this has been on IAB b4....... my god monorail is an idiot
  57. Profile photo of stumped4ever
    stumped4ever Male 13-17
    577 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 11:15 pm
    I would have pelvit thrusted that ball back to the pitcher if I was him
  58. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 11:33 pm
    Thanks ConverseUK apparently PayN8tention hasn`t developed his reading and comprehension skills yet.

    Lol well Ya_Mum a debate is a lot more interesting than talking about how old the video is, keep up the good work.

  59. Profile photo of dragonrice
    dragonrice Male 18-29
    632 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 11:34 pm
    PayN8tention - save your energy please. Liquidglass just said that it`s possible to `video/photoshop` w/e you want to call it. He never said that THIS video was video/photoshopped did he?
  60. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 12:14 am
    Seen this a thousand times...

    Ya_Mum, sorry to disappoint you, but you CAN photoshop videos...

  61. Profile photo of argenteus
    argenteus Male 18-29
    265 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 1:57 am
    wow, this is old. And totally photoshopped.
  62. Profile photo of ewan999
    ewan999 Male 13-17
    25 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 3:29 am
    no babies for him
  63. Profile photo of ZazaPink
    ZazaPink Female 13-17
    243 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 12:14 pm
    He asked for it...and he got it right where it hurts..basturd.
  64. Profile photo of justKatrina
    justKatrina Female 13-17
    1007 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 7:36 pm
    He f*cking moved into it, too. Looking for the ultimate orgasm.
  65. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 8:51 pm
    Every guy on Earth felt that when it happened.
  66. Profile photo of SillyCilly
    SillyCilly Female 13-17
    173 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 9:24 pm
    haha. he`ll go home to his wife, and she might`ve not seen the game. she`ll say, "baby, you up for some lovin?" he`ll touch his crotch and start cryin. she`ll say "ya, b*tch, that`s half of what it feels like to give birth!!" lol.
  67. Profile photo of Ya_Mum
    Ya_Mum Male 13-17
    187 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 12:22 am
    yea i know u can technically photoshop videos but wouldnt u have to edit each individual frame? and arent there like ten thousand frames in that short clip? lol i dont think someone would shop a vid by editing each frame
  68. Profile photo of mangarooboo
    mangarooboo Female 13-17
    280 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 12:35 am
    ouch. i was expecting it though.
  69. Profile photo of megafire
    megafire Male 30-39
    28 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 8:16 am
    That ain`t fake,did you hear the impact.Blue Balls.
  70. Profile photo of bulls1441
    bulls1441 Male 13-17
    8 posts
    May 20, 2007 at 10:45 pm
    First of all, he did not purposely try 2 thrust into that. Jose Contreras (the pitcher) throws a splitter, and if you know anything about baseball, you know that a splitter breaks straight down. so the batter most likely thought it was gonna hit him in the head until he saw it breaking, which is why he leaned back. Second, hawk and dj are terrible announcers. i know, i live in chicago and hafta deal with them every game. and yeah most likely he would b wearing a cup. if not, there would be a LOT more screaming and rolling around on the ground.

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