Painful Baseball Pitch

Submitted by: monorail 10 years ago in Sports
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Thats one way to hit a ball.
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Male 8
First of all, he did not purposely try 2 thrust into that. Jose Contreras (the pitcher) throws a splitter, and if you know anything about baseball, you know that a splitter breaks straight down. so the batter most likely thought it was gonna hit him in the head until he saw it breaking, which is why he leaned back. Second, hawk and dj are terrible announcers. i know, i live in chicago and hafta deal with them every game. and yeah most likely he would b wearing a cup. if not, there would be a LOT more screaming and rolling around on the ground.
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Male 28
That ain`t fake,did you hear the impact.Blue Balls.
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Female 280
ouch. i was expecting it though.
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Male 187
yea i know u can technically photoshop videos but wouldnt u have to edit each individual frame? and arent there like ten thousand frames in that short clip? lol i dont think someone would shop a vid by editing each frame
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Female 173
haha. he`ll go home to his wife, and she might`ve not seen the game. she`ll say, "baby, you up for some lovin?" he`ll touch his crotch and start cryin. she`ll say "ya, b*tch, that`s half of what it feels like to give birth!!" lol.
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Male 2,486
Every guy on Earth felt that when it happened.
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Female 1,007
He f*cking moved into it, too. Looking for the ultimate orgasm.
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Female 243
He asked for it...and he got it right where it hurts..basturd.
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Male 25
no babies for him
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Male 265
wow, this is old. And totally photoshopped.
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Male 593
Seen this a thousand times...

Ya_Mum, sorry to disappoint you, but you CAN photoshop videos...

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Male 632
PayN8tention - save your energy please. Liquidglass just said that it`s possible to `video/photoshop` w/e you want to call it. He never said that THIS video was video/photoshopped did he?
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Male 1,111
Thanks ConverseUK apparently PayN8tention hasn`t developed his reading and comprehension skills yet.

Lol well Ya_Mum a debate is a lot more interesting than talking about how old the video is, keep up the good work.

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Male 577
I would have pelvit thrusted that ball back to the pitcher if I was him
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Male 577
omg.... this has been on IAB b4....... my god monorail is an idiot
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Male 425
Hm, yeah, I saw this like...uh, five years ago...
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Female 1,470
Haha reminds me of the time i played soccer-baseball and i kicked the ball and my shoe went flying into the air and hit someone running to home in the face. Knocked him over too :P
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Male 55
I`ve had that happen to me before, except it was a line drive off the bat. I had a bruise shaped like my cup for about a week and it hurt to hold it when I pissed. I still got the out though so worth it, totally worth it.
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Male 187
meh starting online arguments is fun especially when u get everyone involved in a heated debate :)
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Male 138
LOL he hit a ball with a ball or two
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Female 190
Looks like he did it on purpose xD
Why would he do that @[email protected];
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Male 294
Ya_Mum

Hahaha its hilarious when people take my retarded posts seriously. You just proved you are stupider then my first post.

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Male 1,704
must be wearing some serious cup protection
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Male 98
To all the people that think this is old, it happened in July of 2006. So if you think 8 months is old, then yes, it`s old...
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Male 2,781
HAHAHAHHA THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! BUT NOT AS HILARIOUS AS THAT FRENCHMAN WHO GOT THAT FLAG ON THE CROTCH. HAHAHAHAHHA OMFG
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Male 142
That pitch was about 80 mph
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Male 1,270
PayN8tention, shut up you tosser...

Liquid didn`t say anything `wrong`...he was merely talking about techincs, not saying that the video was fake.
Re-read his post before you start making yourself look like a complete waster, okay?

"Also, people who contradict themselves annoy me"
-How on Earth have you NOT killed yourself yet??

...That is all.

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Male 907
mum you gotta chill out over peoples jokes, technically you could break a video down into individual frames and edit each one in photoshop then rejoin them, because a frame is a *shock* equivalent to a photo.
Stop coming down on people who are joking around until you`re at least right.

You, my friend, are acting like an idiot. This has been on TV and he was interviewed! Also, people who contradict themselves annoy me "Stop coming down on people who are joking around until you`re at least right.".........so what did you call what you posted towards mum? You`re coming down on someone AND you`re wrong.
If your going to make a post that is obviously going to make someone angry/irritated, then at least be confident in what your saying is true BEFORE making a dumb*ss out of yourself.

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Male 1,420
"hahaha. Just like I thought. co** is rooster after all."
wow, youre so cool! you figured out the censor!
hey everybody, how about giving him the nobel freaking peace prize?

not only is it completely obvious what you really said, but you had to take up two extra posts to explain yourself. we dont care.

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Female 152
Video shopped? Oo...anyway..that was...interesting..he like fell backwards..and stuff.
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Male 703
this is kind old isn`t it?
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Male 1,364
Wow owww
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Male 572
i think he wanted that to happen
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Male 103
This is old, really old =s
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Male 301
REPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 102
Repost. Still pretty funny tho lol
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Male 390
*PUNT!*

Cue high pitch scream.

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Male 8
too bad your sternum is in your chest
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Male 2,513
Ball one.
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Male 632
How fast do those BALLS move?
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Male 67
;-()
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Male 62
i was at that game when it happened, it was hilarious!
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Male 4
I`ve seen this before. To address some posts, though: First off, getting hit with a cup on still hurts. Secondly, he doesn`t intentionally pelvic-thrust to the ball, he`s trying not to get his sternum bashed in. I found it kinda funny.
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Male 1,111
mum you gotta chill out over peoples jokes, technically you could break a video down into individual frames and edit each one in photoshop then rejoin them, because a frame is a *shock* equivalent to a photo.
Stop coming down on people who are joking around until you`re at least right.
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Male 1,024
ouchy.
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Male 988
hehehe he hit the ball with his balls..rofl..
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Male 732
HAHAHAHAHA! THIS GUY GOT A BALL INTO HIS NUTS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

(sarcasm)

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Male 22
Is it his fault that his ginormous roosterenballs got in the way?
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Male 1,003
idiots. baseball players are so bad they dont know where its going. ITS only going one way. jesus christ. its the same f*cking direction every time. he thought it was going to hit his face so he leaned back and moved his buts forward. big mistakes, lucky he was wearing a cup. or maybe he had no balls.
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Male 838
That actually happened. It`s not Photoshoped!
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Male 269
This was posted a month ago =/
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Male 175
photoshopped
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Male 187
Tjames...f*ck u and everyone like u. Now y dont u prove ur theory by trying to photoshop a VIDEO. Actually, dont even bother ill save u the trouble and just tell ur dumb arse outright that u cant photoshop vids. Thats y its called PHOTOshop not VIDEOshop. And even if this is one of those OMG PHOTOSHOP jokes ure no less of a dumb c*nt coz those posts are just as stupid.
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Male 896
hahaha. Just like I thought. co** is rooster after all.
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Male 896
Jebler
"hahhahhahha i pictured a guy using a chicken as a bat.

you know you can say penis?"
Yeah. I was going to say rooster but I thought that would be funnier.

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Male 838
^^
Agree!
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Male 48
old as the internet
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Female 1,228
Why does it cut off after he falls to the ground?
and surely he was wearing one of those plastic cuppy things?
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Male 1,111
lol damn it`s a good thing he was wearing his cup
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Male 266
it would have looked a little different had he actually got hit in the nuts
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Male 4,246
Commentators: "Wow!" "Heh..."
Now, if I were doing the play-by-play, I`d probably say something like:
OH GOD BASEBALL PITCH TO THE CROTCH!!!! ;-()
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Male 1,142
hahhahhahha i pictured a guy using a chicken as a bat.

you know you can say penis?

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Male 896
Hehehe.

He decided to bunt with his "rooster".

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Male 1,354
Dude, that dude had a big bat.
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Male 1,142
is this a repost? i know ive seen it but dont know were.
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Female 15
Is it just me or did it look like he wanted that to happen? He basically hip-thrusted it. D=
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Male 102
Thank God for cups.
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Male 294
FAKE


That was probably a fake ball hitting his non-real plastic nuts. They also photoshopped him leaning into it.

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Male 194
Haha he like thrusted out towards it
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Male 82
Link: Painful Baseball Pitch [Rate Link] - Thats one way to hit a ball.
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