One thing PC Users Can Do That Mac Users Can`t

Submitted by: reado 9 years ago Funny
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Maddox talks about Mac users. Warning: adult language.
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Male 3
i like these sort of posts :D
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Female 731
I would have a Mac if the retarded moron Mac-heads would get smarter.
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Female 920
Maddox is weird...
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Male 198
Then again, the iPod is so ingrained in American culture I suppose it doesn`t really matter anymore. Everyone`s a freaking Consumer Whore.
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Male 198
I will NEVER own an Apple product, simply because of the cultish aspect of their products. For every product Apple makes, some other company makes a similar product, only cheaper, easier to fix, and longer lasting with better performance. I guarantee you my MP3 player lasts five times as long as your stupid iPod.
Oh yeah, and I don`t have to join the Church of Apple just to use it.
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Male 713
Double Post
uhh

"Myself, I would have windows on my macbook pro JUST for for the old games that macs can`t run yet. Mac`s will get better and better"
Your main argument is that Macs CAN SOON be better.

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Male 713
" hate how because "maddox" says it it is god. drat that poo, maddox is an idiot who created a "blog" to get rich,"

Yea, because maddox is sooo rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Male 943
he`s so f#$king right... fu#k macs
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Male 1,461
I haven`t used a mac since high school.
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Female 190
Mehh. I don`t really like Macs.
Their ugly. And annoying.
I`ll just stick with my nice
PC :]
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Male 274
But then again I didn`t build them, just service them.

I would would like to thank in order for bring A LOT of business to me.

1. Dell
2. HP
3. Gateway
4. Acer (nice Laptops and components. Have no Idea why they can`t but a decent desktop together)
5. Anything AMD........AMD anything is for people that like to play with processors....not NORMAL folks/people/living beings/humans/NON-Technical types

NOt happy with what I say.

Here is my appy

hillsbeer@yahoo.com

alcoholic remarks will be looked at, but mostly disreputable to your character for not reading between the lines.

May everyone have A nightmare tonight.

I love them, Makes me feel closer to home }-)

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Male 274
From what I see about MACs and PCs have changed a lot over the years. I primarily work and build PC, but I get a MAC here and there. Funny thing out of 250,000 people were I live there is three that have(had) a Mac or I-Mac), One that have an IMac and a Powerbook, and an other with a Powerbook. Work on all of them The first one is dead, Morthboard died(she is getting a PC know), The second one is a die hard MAC user. Even though we had to get everything working(and were PC people), the third was a x-mas present, and not expecting any trouble with it, unless the husband start ******* with it.

PC vs MAC.....someone commented earlier that they are the same. The new are, by new I say that last 3 or 4 years. Intel has been working with Apple for a while.

Case in point I upgraded memory and HD on IMAC from 2000 with PC parts and it`s working great.

Now, I-MAC can be a bitch to work on......have to take everything off to work on it. Most PCs are fine. I Stress say most ;-)

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Male 8
Lol! that PC user is such a n00b.
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Male 572
omg it`s just a computer

JUST A COMPUTER

why do we need these stupid arguments about which one is better


even though pc are!

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Male 2,703
actually, i dont give maddox the time of day, let alone a letter of my disapproval. there is no way in HELL that he has a website and isnt some way making money. if he wasnt, he wouldnt have the site. just like youtube, you cant tell me that google expects to make money off of it, more than they originally paid for it.

and the user agreement thing is pretty common among most things, they have to include most things in there even if they dont care. how many people ACTUALLY read the user agreement? thats like reading the instructions on a cup, "insert liquid via opening in top. hold cup upright at all times of use. place lips on rim and tip cup backwards, enjoy" its there to cover their butts, nothing more.

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Male 211
It`s not a matter of Mac or not Mac (although I hate Steve Job (he`s a smelly freaking hippie).
However, I hate people who believe a computer is better than another. Usually it shows that people just can`t use a computer.
And for the record : I hate the stupid "clean 70`s" design of those freaky macs. And iPods really really sucks, as much as iTunes. I also hate hippies (you might have guessed that)
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Male 11
actually, mac os x is an awesome operating system... nothing beats its unix back end with mac`s awesome gui...
pcs suck because of windows, but linux solves all of its problems...
if games could be available for linux or mac, windows would be rather useless...
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Male 579
I drink coke because I like the taste -_-
I personally think pepsi doesn`t taste that good.
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Male 1,289
yes...mac=gay
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Female 1,397
He`s always so halirious and RIGHT.
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Male 623
wow this rarely happens, but, i agree with maddox on this one.
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Female 171
I have a mac! Its a really big paper weight! I love my PC...
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Male 593
I`ll never own a mac either, but only because I can`t afford one. Still since it`s pretty much the same, I`d rather pwn one :P
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Female 963
Who cares? Jeez, when is this Mac vs. PC war gonna end? It`s getting old.
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Male 1,204
oh yeah, that guy himself says his sight is satire, if you take everything 100% seriously, you`re a complete moron. its supposed to be funny. i know some people don`t have senses of humor, just go away, and leave the people who like funny be

lol stupid mac users. pc users are stupid too, they just don`t spread the disease as much

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Male 78
i`ve been waiting so long for him to update his site
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Male 506
That guy seems mean :-(
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Male 1,425
darkskies said it. i own an ipod, and i love it. everyone that hates itunes and its music archiving and analyzing BS, try this vPod - once you click, it may just change the way you use your iPod, unless you like the podcasts..
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Male 18
Wow. I can read this website from both a Mac and a PC. It`s all about preference. Some people just prefer Coke while others like Pepsi.
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Male 986
i just cant find the words to say how stupid that war is....


Macs are stupid
--------------- EQUAL
PCs are stupid


Macs are easy (i think) to use
---------------------------------------- EQUAL
PCs are decent and develop your autonomy

oh well i think its easy to understand: NO1 CARES

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Male 54
for people who want to read more of this guys stuff here is his website http://maddox.xmission.com/
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Male 810
I like macs. Everyone who`s technical around me likes macs. But I also like windows. And everyone around me HAS windows.
Macs are nice. Optimized. Less problems. They`re also full of BULLpoo AND BRAINWASH THEIR RETARDED USERS.
Windows is simple and gets it done.
Funny article. Really liked it. Loved this:
# An artist.
# In a band.
# Unemployed (see above).
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Male 701
i like pcs for most of the stuff i do one computer, but sometimes i wish i had a mac for video editing and crap like that...i dont care for apple any other way though
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Male 376
i checked the forum page

this was on article/question:
Sherlock
02/21/07 09:30 PM

Can`t launch sherlock even when connected to the internet. Help

And the reply:
Re: Sherlock new [re: shinatsu]
02/25/07 06:10 PM

my car won`t start. help.

no, seriously. You are going to have to give us a little more to go on than that.

- I work for the Department of Redundancy Department

OH YEAH thats real nice to your customers. least you could do is ask politely for more information bast-ards

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Male 54
i though it was pretty funny because of the clip showing all the mac users using hand signs
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Male 432
last time i tryed to use a mac i think it was trying to kill me. im not joking win i say that, i think it wanted me to stab myself in the neck with a rusty butter knife. thats the only conclusion i can come to.
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Ditto. :-/
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Male 51
i dont know anyone in rl or met anyone in rl that gets in to this debate, i have a friend that uses a mac and if we ever get to talkin about computers, we just talk about different specs of computers and how that affects program use...then again i only socialize with people that are smart enough to not give a poo about a corporation so much as to take windows or macs side...
i think the only place these debates exist is on the forums where retards come together to debate useless poo like this, which is what maddox means when he says "everywhere I go"..
maddox is an extrimist drattard if you live your life by his opinion, shoot yourself
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Female 1,065
PCs are better but I like the Ipod and my Itunes does drat up every so often which of course pisses me off but hey, it could be worse. I could have no computer at all.
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Female 331
I wish they`d stop arguing over macs and PCs. Use whichever you prefer and stop acting Jehovah`s witness-like and forcing your beliefs down our throats. No offence to Jehovah`s Witnesses. I just get annoyed when they come to the door and give you leaflets :/
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Female 338
Wow. What a hilarious and original article. Totally haven`t heard this poo a million drating times by pretentious drattards on both sides of the `Mac PC` thing.
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Male 1,455
There`s nothing a Mac can do that a PC can`t. And, excluding gaming, there`s nothing a PC can do that a Mac can`t- but I love my games, and just because it works doesn`t mean Mac isn`t a b!tch to work with, repair, and update. And I fully agree, with Maddox, I have never heard a PC user tell a Mac user to `come back from the dark side`, or anything like that. I`ve personally heard that exact phrse more than once.
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Female 208
macs are like aol.
shiny and fun to look at.
thats why idiots use both.
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Male 194
i will not use this product to develop, design, manufacture or produce missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons... LMFAO!!!!!!
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Male 1,204
hate mail to maddox. if maddox wanted to get rich, he`d post just one advertisement. seeing how much traffic he gets, one ad could get him hundreds of dollars a month. But no, he may get popularity, but his site probably LOSES him more money, seeing he doesn`t receive many donations, AND does not do ads, all he ever really did was his book, and well, its a book, what do u expect?

no, he is not getting rich. I`m NOT saying maddox is always right, and that everything he says is God, i`m just saying you shouldn`t be a moron who COMPLAINS about people complaining.

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Male 1,204
"i dont care about your comments so i didnt read them, get over yourselves.

i hate how because "maddox" says it it is god. drat that poo, maddox is an idiot who created a "blog" to get rich, `no, hes just speaking his mind,` no, he is getting rich. just search randomly on blog pages (xanga, myspace blogs, livejournal) plenty of people bitch about everyday products, its just that maddox was so vulgar about it that people thought it was funny and made it a hit. i am bitching about this link getting a 3+ when it deserves a -1. the mac/win debate is so 1990`s, get over yourself and learn to use a computer jackass.

also, itunes 7 sucks, like all new programs, you dont get the immediate update, im still running 4.x on my windows 2000 computer and 6.7 on my windows xp computer, and my imac is running 6.8. the only people who bitch about macs or pcs are the ones who dont know how to use them."

You know, you`re probably one of the many morons who send hate ma

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Male 581
#2 the movie "I like the simplicity.... i also like the sophistication." OMG!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH. retard.
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Male 10,440
lol funny stuff this page... true in ways
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Male 99
Who cares?
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Female 165
Finally. I`ve been waiting for Maddox to update his damn page for ages.
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Female 630
HI, im a mac,
im a pc
IM STEVVVVE
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Male 237
mfp610:
> I`ve always had one question about Macs, especially the OS 10 Tiger:
> if it`s "The Best OS", then why would you want to have the ability to
> emulate a Windows Environment? Kinda pointless.

Some software are written for PC only, like some software are written for Mac only. For example, M$ Project doesn`t run on a Mac. Thanks to Parallels, you can have both without rebooting.

> If one works better for you than the other, then who`s to say your choice
> is right or wrong?

Precisely. I use both Macs and PCs. People who are used to PC, I tend to keep them on the PC side, people who are used to Mac or are having major issues on PC, or are the kind of people who constantly run into virus problems or whatnot, I suggest they switch to Mac. Especially now with Vista in its first year, I send new computers on the Mac stability side. When Vista SP2 will be there, I will change ideas, but for now, it`s not stable enough to give a proper experie

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Male 27
And everyone should ask themselves, why do I have a computer at home. What do I want to use it for.
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Male 27
It`s only computers.
Yet I spend on average 10 hrs a day on one. The experience better be good then. For over 15 years I`ve played tech support for everyone and their sister.
My experience has gone from continuous annoyance while working with them from feeling relieved and having pure fun since I got a mac.
It`s not just a advertising slogan. It just works... For me. For others it doesn`t. Everyone should stick with what works for them.
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Male 1,142
SilentxEm: "bad porn" ther is low quality porn and kinds of porn that not everyone likes but ther is no such thing as bad porn. for example every one and then i find miss labeled transsexual themed porn, its a real mood killer to see a what you thought was a girl drop her pants and start plowing the back 40 on some dude with his/her 9 inch wang but thats just cause im not in to that stuff. someone likes it.
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Male 724
Does it actually say that in the Itunes Eula?

poo... now how am I going to make my nuke play "Its the of the world as we know it" song while I`m dropping it?

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Male 2,172
Personal computers are not even 40 years old... do you really expect to have something good with Mac or PC?

Computers are all crap right now; way too many wire and not enough power to do what you really want to do ( Unless you buy this and that and this... buying a machine in spare parts is not my idea of fun ) and too limited options.

My point is that everyone should stfu about PC being too buggy and macs being too useless and just buy a computer that fits your need for now.

The day it will be useless to make more powerfull computers is the day I will consider investing in one... im on a Dell, I can hardly call this an investment.

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Female 322
You know, I kind of think that half of the time when Mac users are verbally praising how wonderful their Macs are, they are actually trying to convince themselves that they invested a large chunk of money in something worthwhile.
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Male 129
Malestumming, your post are way to long and you post way to often. I know you probably have half a stock just thinking about ranting about computers but get a life.
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Male 129
LaurensK90, I was just about to ask you....srsly! And I am still using my Comador 64. I am new to these intertubes. Can some one tell me what the hell a "blog" is? I am having a hard time finding it. I keep having to change rolls of film on my computer.
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Male 2,510
amen.
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Male 3
Maelstrom_x: From the Apple site my friend: "http://www.apple.com/imac/" Intel Core 2 Duo on their iMacs...2.3 GHz (not too shabby!)

Since I have no experience with Mac (purchasing or operating) I can`t make a solid opinion on price. I`m simply not exposed to that market.

Cost is again, another relative term. Why buy a $500,000 sports car that can pluck the hairs of your nose in second gear? Because people who have the money simply can. I`ll stick to something where I don`t need to take out a second mortgage to change the oil, thank you.

Oh, and I`m not impressed that Halo 3 WON`T run on anything other than XBox...so I get both Mac AND PC worlds loose out on this one.

Well, good posting.

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Male 2,703
i dont care about your comments so i didnt read them, get over yourselves.

i hate how because "maddox" says it it is god. drat that poo, maddox is an idiot who created a "blog" to get rich, `no, hes just speaking his mind,` no, he is getting rich. just search randomly on blog pages (xanga, myspace blogs, livejournal) plenty of people bitch about everyday products, its just that maddox was so vulgar about it that people thought it was funny and made it a hit. i am bitching about this link getting a 3+ when it deserves a -1. the mac/win debate is so 1990`s, get over yourself and learn to use a computer jackass.

also, itunes 7 sucks, like all new programs, you dont get the immediate update, im still running 4.x on my windows 2000 computer and 6.7 on my windows xp computer, and my imac is running 6.8. the only people who bitch about macs or pcs are the ones who dont know how to use them.

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Male 62
is der really any sesen in people sayin macs r better? only reason they like them cause its a pc for retards n no one can brother der ass to make a virus for it
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Male 1,882
Sadly, this isn`t one of Maddox`s better posts. He`s really slowed down since he started working on the release of his book.
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Male 1,882
"Newer Macs now run off the Intel Dual Core processors. I think Intel is doing a great job at targetting yet another market with great potential."

Please. You have to be joking. Intel targetting something with great potential? Like what, HyperThreading?

Macs have no potential. They just don`t. They are more expensive, less compatible, and are incapable of doing many things a PC can easily do. It`s like a Nintendo Wii being priced at $1000; you have the right idea by offering a computer that is more geared towards specific uses, but if I`m going to have to pay $1000 for it, why not buy an XBox 360 or PS3? They would be cheaper (if the Wii was actually $1000), they have better hardware, and have much more software (in this case, games) made for them. You won`t find Halo or Gran Turismo on the Wii, but hey, at least it has a different style of controllers!

I could build a PC that equals nearly any Mac for half the price of the Mac.

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Male 135
maddox is an absolute internet ledgend who basically justs writes about everything that annoys him. Hes very funny
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Male 1,882
Macs are mediocre computers. You can get the same functionality out of a PC. Apple always advertises how the Mac is so much better, but it isn`t. There is very, VERY little a Mac can do that a PC can`t, but there is a good number of things PCs can do that Macs can`t. But wait, you can run Windows on a Mac now! Whoop-dee-f***ing-doo. Why the hell did you buy the Mac then?

I give Linux users credit. You can at least modify Linux to easily work with "Windows only" stuff, all it takes is skill (or luck, if someone else has coded it for you). Plus, you don`t have to buy your computer from a manufacturer that thinks sleek style and marketing campaigns justifies a huge price for a mediocre computer.

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Female 240
I think Maddox has jumped the shark.
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Male 33
Ahaha. It`s about time he updated
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Male 145
I think windows is ok, but i also think macs are better than windows users give them credit to be.

Besides, after all the stealing mac and windows has done to eachother, how different are they really?

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Male 3
danielkwan88 - Newer Macs now run off the Intel Dual Core processors. I think Intel is doing a great job at targetting yet another market with great potential.

It`s true that many graphic designers, musicians and other *production* professions tend to use Mac...Mac has been at the forefront for years. Windows is finally catching up.

Again, it`s all about what works for *you*.

Cheers!

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Male 1,024
someone has anger issues.
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Male 139
Down with Mac OS! Down with windows! DOS 3.0 forever!
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Male 145
I think windows is ok, but i also think macs are better than windows users give them credit to be.

Besides, after all the stealing mac and windows has done to eachother, how different are they really?

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Male 306
If intel weren`t so stupid, pc users would still dominant to mac users. Pc is only good for the hardcore stuff, thats why we have several advance video and picture editing software and games just only for the pc.
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Female 87
I used to like Maddox, he used to make me laugh. Now he just isn`t funny.
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Male 561
I loved the commerical of the chick in the mac commercial who was high shes the girl in the green shirt and grey hoodie
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Female 221
"manufacture weapons of mass destruction"?

does it actually state it in the user agreement? whoah!

those guys are paranoid...

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Male 3
I`ve always had one question about Macs, especially the OS 10 Tiger: if it`s "The Best OS", then why would you want to have the ability to emulate a Windows Environment? Kinda pointless.

I`ve been an PC Tech for over 10 years...as far as I`m concerned, both types have great ideas as well as their own problems. Heck I`d love to get my hands on a new Mac and learn something new.

If one works better for you than the other, then who`s to say your choice is right or wrong?

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Female 1,596
That was an actual argument, not like the tv commercials...
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Male 1,003
I was going to suggest this link. I thought IAM wouldn`t accept it. Oh well.
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Female 1,025
this guy is crazy and seriously needs to get a life.


what a loser!!!

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Female 670
I`m just used to windows... but, alas... I do have a mac, downstairs...
:] It`s so pretty. It`s like a space-age thing...
pretty pretty!
I think the only thing I do on it is burn CDs, because my computer can`t do that (laptop) and my brother`s computer is slow, has pubic hair in the keyboard and is just all around scary (aka, bad porn is not well-hidden) and my mom`s computer doesn`t have the capability, I don`t think... her computer is old... and crap.
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Male 32
"If I want to manufacture biological weapons with my copy of iTunes, I will, fascists."

Time to download iTunes and check if that stuff`s really in the disclaimer!

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Male 260
Meh, Maddox is getting worse, I barely found that amusing, except for the Youtube vid he made.
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Male 82
HubmaN should be in that picture at the top of the page. I think so anyway, unless I`ve missed something.

Actually, come to think about it that entire page is about HubmaN.

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Male 237
Oh boy. Again a page so great with all the information it gives I must hurl my head on a wall. Love the comments too. If the Pee-See group weren`t that arrogant and constantly changing what they`re arrogant upon, Mac fanbois would probably shut the frag up. Perfect example is that page. I could give rebuttal arguments on most of these points, but why bother. The ones interested are only interested in flaming anyways. So flame on, brother, flame on, you got your opinions and are entitled to them.
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Male 2,372
Woo Hoo! Great rant-page.

I don`t mind Macs so much as the pain in the ass Mac heads. They are out there, and they are pains in the ass.

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Male 1,455
I hate Mac. It is user-unfriendly. When there`s a problem, it takes forever to fix- Windows is a hella lot simpler. The advantage of the Mac for gaming, however, is unsurpassed. There`s just five games to choose from, so no waiting in the store like `OMG what do I buy?`, and you know they`re great because they came out on pc five years ago.

:)

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Male 1,142
hudman, no thank you. i will die some day maybe today but i plan to never eat poo. least not directly.

ive always wanted to be killed by a small meteor, just big enuf to kill me win it hits. just thought i would share that.

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Female 267
i-a-b keeps contradicting it`s self with these damn censors. clearly theres a lot of fowl language in that link, why even bother having censors in the comments?
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Male 60
besides, there`s only ONE MacFixIt forum. I wonder how many there are for windows. 10? 20? 30? 50?
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Male 60
guess what? tally all of the problems for windows, all the way up. then tally all the actual problems I get on my Macintosh! dickhead jerks, use a mac, linux, or eat **** and die! (well, prepare to die anyway...)
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Male 1,142
i can count about 15 times ive had people talk to about ther mac the way new parents talk about ther ugly babys. least i dont have to look at pics of the "mac peoples" macs.

ive decided to say this every time mac vs pc comes up.

last time i tryed to use a mac i think it was trying to kill me. im not joking win i say that, i think it wanted me to stab myself in the neck with a rusty butter knife. thats the only conclusion i can come to.

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Male 242
srsly, have you ever heard a pc user bragging over how a pc is better than a mac? me, never. those macs are just making up the whole competition, if you ask me
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Male 3,255
A pc is a computer. A mac is a pretty computer with a built in operating system that cuts out alot of the potential of a real computer so that idiots can "do video" lol.

PC = A Bike
MAC= A Bike thats designed more for looks than function, and has HUGE training wheels.

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Female 190
That`s why I say f*ck it.
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Female 1,228
ok, they`re only computers and agreed with the fact that this miny war has to end soon, as this is getting repetitve and boring.
really, who cares?
really?
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Male 380
OMgZ WindOEz is better than the appele!

Just kidding. Whoever argues about operating systems are idiots. (Using vista 64 bit =) )

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Male 2,576
It shall be a glorious day when the Cult of Mac commit mass suicide.
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Male 650
Actually.. lets not debate mac vs. pc. Lets talk about how brainless some people are when it comes to associating a marketing strategy with their own identity. I mean, how sad is that? Its a product that will be a piece of junk in 2 years, not a career or life choice.
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Male 629
Lol. Anyways who is Maddox? I`ve seen him in that buddy interactive game.
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Male 606
i grew up using macs....and now i use a pc....they all have their high and low points....so u can all just shut the f*ck up for all i care
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Male 29
forget about the mac vs pc. we need to concentrate our efforts on the important things such as anna nicole smith and ripping on britney spears.
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Male 58
woohoooo more mac vs pc worthless debates!
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Male 1,263
Aha.

Although, i have and ipod, so i do have itunes..i find nothing wrong with it O.o .
And when is this war between PC and MAC going to end? They`re computers. Deal with it.

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Male 12
Link: One thing PC Users Can Do That Mac Users Can`t [Rate Link] - Maddox talks about Mac users. Warning: adult language.
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