Naked Swimmer Trapped

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny

Real life tale of the dangers of shrinkage. Warning: adult themes.
There are 79 comments:
Male 129
oww... eww.... and why dint he put on clothes when he was done swimming?
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Female 493
Ouch
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Female 13
This is why you lay a towel down underneath you...

Very, very glad that I am not a guy

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Male 19
i have no idea how this is actually possible but then again i guess i can see it happening.
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Male 756
Chrondiggity "I got my pee pee stuck in the pool drain when I was 6... and 18, and again when I was 25."

Hardy Har! Har! Good one, C.

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Male 265
I`d be more disturbed by the fact he was naked in my chair.
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Female 799
Ew, poor guy.
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Male 1,079
Ewww..?
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Male 907
WOW! You could not be more vulnerable. When you are STUCK in a CHAIR in PUBLIC and your BALLS are HANGING in a place that you cannot even REACH or PROTECT....you better prey that the wrong guy doesn`t come your way. You could not plan a better position to be kicked in the balls X-O

"Look mommy, that guys balls are stuck in that chair!"
"Don`t look little Jimmy, you might catch his stupid"

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Female 2
ha ha this would make a great speedo advert
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Female 1,395
hahaha oh god...the indignity of it all..i wish there was a vid acompanying this.
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Male 82
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhaha
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Male 593
LOL. Unlucky guy.
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Male 133
Hhaahah own3d
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Male 701
i`d be too embarrassed to call the people...
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Female 1,492
ROFLMAO!!!!! that made my day
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Male 1,386
go here: www.lost.eu/2eabe. its fun
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Male 1,386
haha ow :-O
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Male 774
he got owned :D but i can see how it would happen/;
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Male 528
quite old
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Male 552
Awww... That would suck so bad...
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Male 2,172
L O freeken L

=D

Too funny.

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Female 133
AHAHAHAHAHA
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Male 72
How embarrasing.
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Male 80
"what were you doing naked in that chair, pervert?"

Unlike America, the rest of the world isn`t so prudish. There are nude beaches everywere in Europe. That`s what I hate about America we act as if our bodies are pure evil that must never be seen.

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Female 131
jebler...that was the strangest comment. I don`t really want to imagine your balls sliding under your ass as you look through IAB...
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Male 239
I`m never swimming naked again... wait I changed my mind. I will.
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Male 366
ouch. i feel his pain. but as said, why not just put his nuts back in some pool water?
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Female 34
haha. gross.
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Male 1,149
That makes me cringe.
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Male 144
lmao
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Male 1,853
what were you doing naked in that chair, pervert?
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Female 80
WWWWOOOOAHH! My grandparents both live in Croatia! It`d be funny if they knew that guy...
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Male 572
there is 1 word and only 1 word for this


OWNED!!!!!

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Female 351
uh, right, wouldn`t really know how that`d feel (not being a guy and all that) but it sounds kinda painful...
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Male 4
lol I like it how it mentions in capital letters...a MAN
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Male 1,142
this is quite a coincidence im sitting here naked at my computer like i often do on hot days and i read a stroty about a naked guy getting his balls stuck in a chair.

my story isnt quite the same but funny. my computer chair gets kind of sticky after you sit in it for a hour or so naked and on 3 separate occasions after sitting in here for a wile i decided to slide forward in my chair wile my balls decided to stick to the spot. having your balls roll underneath you is about twice as bad as getting kicked in them. you would think that i would learn but im set in my naked computer using ways.

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Male 20
if they ended the sign at "beach members had to cut..." it would have been much more dramatic.
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Male 11,739
ouch!!
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Male 22
I got my pee pee stuck in the pool drain when I was 6... and 18, and again when I was 25.
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Female 815
Hahahaha >xD Wow. They must have shrunk to a very small size if they fell through those slats. I mean...The largest gaps in a lawnchair i`ve seen were like...half the width of my hand so...Hmm. I don`t know. Might have been bigger slats.
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Male 1,263
ouch.
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Male 15,510
Im so glad im not the only one that has happened to. I feel you, brother.
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Male 724
That stupid people can get their balls stuck on chairs?
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Female 87
What did we learn?
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Male 1,825
"get some ice!!!!" i dont thinnk u had to kill the poor lawnchair
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Male 393
Monsieur, Monsieur. My beeeg `airy bawls. They eez stuck in zee shair.
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Female 331
Men`s parts SHRINK? Haha, I never knew that.

Niiiice...

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Male 284
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Dude I wonder what his face was like when they pulled out the saw. And they said the chair was wooden....SPLINTERS! Also wonder what happened after he was cut free.....
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Female 319
tsk tsk tsk... put some pants on!!
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Male 393
He should have just knocked one out, then they would shrink(probably, i`m just guessing you understand. I mean i`m not a doctor or anything) and he could just get up and walk away.
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Female 12
@ WTFidunno-
they prolly didnt want the chair anyways... you know sweaty ball residue and all...
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Male 393
May your b*llocks forever dangle in the dust.
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Male 553
doesnt really matter if you swim naked your still gonna get cold
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Male 946
thats what you get for swimming naked...
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Female 407
lawlz, poor guy though...
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Male 2,004
rotflmao
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Male 1,024
*SQUIRM*
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Male 78
ew!
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Female 1,470
Well, that made my day :D
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Male 260
DMDekoth: Oh ya! Seinfeld reference!

Good thing my package is small anyway ;-)

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Male 1,217
^^he was naked.

ooo k...

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Male 181
Wow that chair must have really big slats. And no I wasn`t being funny, I mean comon... Maybe I just don`t know what kind of a chair it was...
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Male 643
My balls ache after reading that.
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Female 1,228
ha ha, very funny.

Im wondering how loose his trunks (or whatever) were for the balls to slip through.
Actually I dont wanna think about that, ew gross.

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Female 493
*LOL* Ouch! Im so glad I`m not a guy! *lol*
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Male 888
"Do women know about shrinkage?"
"You mean .. laundry?"
. . .
"Wait.. it shrinks?"
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Male 226
omfg hahahaha! Funniest thing i`ve read all year.
Makes me scared of sitting on those kinds of chairs now. o.o;;
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Male 896
haha. Owned.
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Male 2,216
Anyone who doesnt notice their balls go through the deck slats really mustnt be very observant...
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Female 228
Now that`s something to brag about.
"They`re so big..."
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Male 609
BWAHAHA!.. could of jumped back in the water with the seat
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Female 442
This gives me ideas... I shall soon take the revenge that needs to be taken apon my cousin!!
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Female 395
Uh, why didn`t they just pour cold water on him? I mean, is there really a point in ruining a perfectly fine chair just because someones balls shrivel up?
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Male 724
"Ring... Ring... Ring"
"Hotel Service, how can we help you sir?"
"Your... balls... are stuck ... on our chair... ?"
"..."
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

- Fired.

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Female 560
wow he was probably really embarassed to have to explain that one to manteince
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Female 1,984
OOh... well, expect the unexpected they always say.
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Male 256
he was probly VERY scrared when they had that saw out
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Male 10,115
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