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Date: 03/13/07 02:22 AM

79 Responses to Naked Swimmer Trapped

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 1:42 am
    Link: Naked Swimmer Trapped - Real life tale of the dangers of shrinkage. Warning: adult themes.
  2. Profile photo of silverfang
    silverfang Male 18-29
    256 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 2:23 am
    he was probly VERY scrared when they had that saw out
  3. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 2:25 am
    OOh... well, expect the unexpected they always say.
  4. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 2:39 am
    wow he was probably really embarassed to have to explain that one to manteince
  5. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 3:02 am
    "Ring... Ring... Ring"
    "Hotel Service, how can we help you sir?"
    "Your... balls... are stuck ... on our chair... ?"
    "..."
    "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

    - Fired.

  6. Profile photo of WTFidunno
    WTFidunno Female 18-29
    395 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 3:10 am
    Uh, why didn`t they just pour cold water on him? I mean, is there really a point in ruining a perfectly fine chair just because someones balls shrivel up?
  7. Profile photo of EvilSock737
    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 3:14 am
    This gives me ideas... I shall soon take the revenge that needs to be taken apon my cousin!!
  8. Profile photo of speedsta
    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 3:19 am
    BWAHAHA!.. could of jumped back in the water with the seat
  9. Profile photo of P-Chanmisao
    P-Chanmisao Female 18-29
    228 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 3:21 am
    Now that`s something to brag about.
    "They`re so big..."
  10. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 3:33 am
    Anyone who doesnt notice their balls go through the deck slats really mustnt be very observant...
  11. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 3:37 am
    haha. Owned.
  12. Profile photo of punk1n
    punk1n Male 18-29
    226 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 3:44 am
    omfg hahahaha! Funniest thing i`ve read all year.
    Makes me scared of sitting on those kinds of chairs now. o.o;;
  13. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 4:03 am
    "Do women know about shrinkage?"
    "You mean .. laundry?"
    . . .
    "Wait.. it shrinks?"
  14. Profile photo of wildhunt
    wildhunt Female 18-29
    493 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 4:10 am
    *LOL* Ouch! Im so glad I`m not a guy! *lol*
  15. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 4:37 am
    ha ha, very funny.

    Im wondering how loose his trunks (or whatever) were for the balls to slip through.
    Actually I dont wanna think about that, ew gross.

  16. Profile photo of bumblecock
    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 6:09 am
    My balls ache after reading that.
  17. Profile photo of PimpMan420
    PimpMan420 Male 18-29
    181 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 6:17 am
    Wow that chair must have really big slats. And no I wasn`t being funny, I mean comon... Maybe I just don`t know what kind of a chair it was...
  18. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 6:17 am
    ^^he was naked.

    ooo k...

  19. Profile photo of zincyams
    zincyams Male 13-17
    260 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 6:56 am
    DMDekoth: Oh ya! Seinfeld reference!

    Good thing my package is small anyway ;-)

  20. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 8:48 am
    Well, that made my day :D
  21. Profile photo of Dukit
    Dukit Male 13-17
    78 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 9:28 am
    ew!
  22. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 9:28 am
    *SQUIRM*
  23. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 10:07 am
    rotflmao
  24. Profile photo of phoenix6
    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 10:08 am
    lawlz, poor guy though...
  25. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 10:35 am
    thats what you get for swimming naked...
  26. Profile photo of sponged
    sponged Male 18-29
    553 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 10:47 am
    doesnt really matter if you swim naked your still gonna get cold
  27. Profile photo of sprink99
    sprink99 Male 30-39
    393 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 11:16 am
    May your b*llocks forever dangle in the dust.
  28. Profile photo of sweetie2007
    sweetie2007 Female 18-29
    12 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 11:18 am
    @ WTFidunno-
    they prolly didnt want the chair anyways... you know sweaty ball residue and all...
  29. Profile photo of sprink99
    sprink99 Male 30-39
    393 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 11:18 am
    He should have just knocked one out, then they would shrink(probably, i`m just guessing you understand. I mean i`m not a doctor or anything) and he could just get up and walk away.
  30. Profile photo of animefreak88
    animefreak88 Female 13-17
    319 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 11:55 am
    tsk tsk tsk... put some pants on!!
  31. Profile photo of Pyro_Raver
    Pyro_Raver Male 18-29
    284 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 12:10 pm
    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Dude I wonder what his face was like when they pulled out the saw. And they said the chair was wooden....SPLINTERS! Also wonder what happened after he was cut free.....
  32. Profile photo of StopSmiling
    StopSmiling Female 13-17
    331 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 12:45 pm
    Men`s parts SHRINK? Haha, I never knew that.

    Niiiice...

  33. Profile photo of sprink99
    sprink99 Male 30-39
    393 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 12:52 pm
    Monsieur, Monsieur. My beeeg `airy bawls. They eez stuck in zee shair.
  34. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 1:11 pm
    "get some ice!!!!" i dont thinnk u had to kill the poor lawnchair
  35. Profile photo of dazlthenites
    dazlthenites Female 18-29
    87 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 1:19 pm
    What did we learn?
  36. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 1:24 pm
    That stupid people can get their balls stuck on chairs?
  37. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 1:24 pm
    Im so glad im not the only one that has happened to. I feel you, brother.
  38. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 1:28 pm
    ouch.
  39. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 1:31 pm
    Hahahaha >xD Wow. They must have shrunk to a very small size if they fell through those slats. I mean...The largest gaps in a lawnchair i`ve seen were like...half the width of my hand so...Hmm. I don`t know. Might have been bigger slats.
  40. Profile photo of CHRONDIGGITY
    CHRONDIGGITY Male 30-39
    22 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 1:45 pm
    I got my pee pee stuck in the pool drain when I was 6... and 18, and again when I was 25.
  41. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 1:52 pm
    ouch!!
  42. Profile photo of frylok
    frylok Male 18-29
    20 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 2:06 pm
    if they ended the sign at "beach members had to cut..." it would have been much more dramatic.
  43. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 2:58 pm
    this is quite a coincidence im sitting here naked at my computer like i often do on hot days and i read a stroty about a naked guy getting his balls stuck in a chair.

    my story isnt quite the same but funny. my computer chair gets kind of sticky after you sit in it for a hour or so naked and on 3 separate occasions after sitting in here for a wile i decided to slide forward in my chair wile my balls decided to stick to the spot. having your balls roll underneath you is about twice as bad as getting kicked in them. you would think that i would learn but im set in my naked computer using ways.

  44. Profile photo of kEat0n
    kEat0n Male 13-17
    4 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 3:01 pm
    lol I like it how it mentions in capital letters...a MAN
  45. Profile photo of schmexie
    schmexie Female 13-17
    351 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 4:49 pm
    uh, right, wouldn`t really know how that`d feel (not being a guy and all that) but it sounds kinda painful...
  46. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 4:57 pm
    there is 1 word and only 1 word for this


    OWNED!!!!!

  47. Profile photo of basically
    basically Female 13-17
    80 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 4:59 pm
    WWWWOOOOAHH! My grandparents both live in Croatia! It`d be funny if they knew that guy...
  48. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 5:19 pm
    what were you doing naked in that chair, pervert?
  49. Profile photo of brightred
    brightred Male 13-17
    144 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 5:20 pm
    lmao
  50. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 5:38 pm
    That makes me cringe.
  51. Profile photo of neveralon3
    neveralon3 Female 13-17
    34 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 5:49 pm
    haha. gross.
  52. Profile photo of thewabbit
    thewabbit Male 13-17
    366 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 7:24 pm
    ouch. i feel his pain. but as said, why not just put his nuts back in some pool water?
  53. Profile photo of Unanswered
    Unanswered Male 13-17
    239 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 7:34 pm
    I`m never swimming naked again... wait I changed my mind. I will.
  54. Profile photo of Jessicaaah
    Jessicaaah Female 18-29
    131 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 7:57 pm
    jebler...that was the strangest comment. I don`t really want to imagine your balls sliding under your ass as you look through IAB...
  55. Profile photo of Puppet_Funk
    Puppet_Funk Male 13-17
    80 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 7:59 pm
    "what were you doing naked in that chair, pervert?"

    Unlike America, the rest of the world isn`t so prudish. There are nude beaches everywere in Europe. That`s what I hate about America we act as if our bodies are pure evil that must never be seen.

  56. Profile photo of zerosk8er
    zerosk8er Male 13-17
    72 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 8:30 pm
    How embarrasing.
  57. Profile photo of moe2the
    moe2the Female 18-29
    133 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 9:07 pm
    AHAHAHAHAHA
  58. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 9:13 pm
    L O freeken L

    =D

    Too funny.

  59. Profile photo of crazyguy24
    crazyguy24 Male 18-29
    552 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 9:16 pm
    Awww... That would suck so bad...
  60. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 9:50 pm
    quite old
  61. Profile photo of Bucher
    Bucher Male 18-29
    774 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 9:51 pm
    he got owned :D but i can see how it would happen/;
  62. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 10:43 pm
    haha ow :-O
  63. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 10:43 pm
    go here: www.lost.eu/2eabe. its fun
  64. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 11:15 pm
    ROFLMAO!!!!! that made my day
  65. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 11:46 pm
    i`d be too embarrassed to call the people...
  66. Profile photo of mrmedia
    mrmedia Male 18-29
    133 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 11:47 pm
    Hhaahah own3d
  67. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 12:45 am
    LOL. Unlucky guy.
  68. Profile photo of monorail
    monorail Male 18-29
    82 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 7:50 am
    hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhaha
  69. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 1:58 pm
    hahaha oh god...the indignity of it all..i wish there was a vid acompanying this.
  70. Profile photo of chazalina
    chazalina Female 13-17
    2 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 4:46 pm
    ha ha this would make a great speedo advert
  71. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 3:46 pm
    WOW! You could not be more vulnerable. When you are STUCK in a CHAIR in PUBLIC and your BALLS are HANGING in a place that you cannot even REACH or PROTECT....you better prey that the wrong guy doesn`t come your way. You could not plan a better position to be kicked in the balls X-O

    "Look mommy, that guys balls are stuck in that chair!"
    "Don`t look little Jimmy, you might catch his stupid"

  72. Profile photo of Olragix
    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 4:21 pm
    Ewww..?
  73. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
    799 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 4:51 pm
    Ew, poor guy.
  74. Profile photo of argenteus
    argenteus Male 18-29
    265 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 11:10 pm
    I`d be more disturbed by the fact he was naked in my chair.
  75. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 7:50 am
    Chrondiggity "I got my pee pee stuck in the pool drain when I was 6... and 18, and again when I was 25."

    Hardy Har! Har! Good one, C.

  76. Profile photo of Sneakas
    Sneakas Male 18-29
    19 posts
    March 20, 2007 at 12:51 am
    i have no idea how this is actually possible but then again i guess i can see it happening.
  77. Profile photo of ShrlockBones
    ShrlockBones Female 18-29
    13 posts
    March 20, 2007 at 10:59 am
    This is why you lay a towel down underneath you...

    Very, very glad that I am not a guy

  78. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 3:45 am
    Ouch
  79. Profile photo of aznsensayshn
    aznsensayshn Male 13-17
    129 posts
    June 19, 2007 at 2:07 pm
    oww... eww.... and why dint he put on clothes when he was done swimming?

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