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Date: 03/15/07 02:12 AM

56 Responses to Message to the Guy in Men`s Room

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 1:52 am
    Link: Message to the Guy in Men`s Room - This is just nasty. Warning: adult themes.
  2. Profile photo of crazyguy24
    crazyguy24 Male 18-29
    552 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 2:16 am
    Haha, that was great. Noone want to hear you slap your salami!
  3. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1012 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 2:16 am
    Eeeeeeeew.
  4. Profile photo of tharith
    tharith Male 18-29
    266 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 2:17 am
    yea best bet is the single bathroom. lock doors. but ive rubbed one out at a fancy shmancy casino bathroom it was great they had little ashtrays by the toiletpaper dispenser.
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    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 2:18 am
    What a lady. All those words will certainly solve his problem.
  6. Profile photo of GrnFantasic
    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
    602 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 2:21 am
    I don`t do that. Why would you ever think that? *shifts eyes about*
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    purplecrav Female 13-17
    71 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 2:30 am
    ??? *sigh*
  8. Profile photo of Aerfy
    Aerfy Male 18-29
    232 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 2:36 am
    thats sad. for two reasons
    1 he did that at work
    2 some one posted it on the internet.
  9. Profile photo of slurba
    slurba Male 13-17
    132 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 2:55 am
    Gross, but I`m not quite as bored.
  10. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 3:01 am
    as someone very experienced in this matter the number one rule is stop win you here someone come in. to the girl saying "Eeeeeeeew." you might have never done it in a public bathroom but im willing to bet my right hand(left handed to i like to use that saying) that you have masturbated at least once in your life.
  11. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 3:01 am
    SpoonFork, I think you`re rather confused. This is a guy, sending a message to another guy, because this happened in the guy`s bathroom. What `lady` are you talking about?
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    dianne Female 18-29
    80 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 3:03 am
    I hope they put a copy in the bathroom. I`d put it right in front of the sink the guy washed his hands at. Or maybe on the door of the stall.

    Actually, I`d do both. There.

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    candy_apple Female 18-29
    152 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 4:10 am
    hahaha!
  14. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 4:33 am
    "Shouldn`t that take the bloom off the rose, so to speak?"

    Damn right it would!

    and R4ph43L, the foot thing is just annoying now

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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 5:21 am
    the sound of fapping makes me laugh
  16. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 5:28 am
    ha ha.
    how embarrassing!!
    "No one wants to hear you slap your salami!!"
    well, theres a new word for that part of the anatomy. .
  17. Profile photo of monorail
    monorail Male 18-29
    82 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 6:29 am
    new?
  18. Profile photo of wakeofshadow
    wakeofshadow Female 13-17
    175 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 6:58 am
    wronmg. it`s soo wrong...
  19. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 7:06 am
    Hey! It`s what we do. What`s soo wrong about this? A tipo to all women. If you get anoyed by this at any time please help the cause and get freaky. Not only will it finish sooner but instead of a smiling man we also have a woman and something to talk about to the reamining year.
  20. Profile photo of sweetie2007
    sweetie2007 Female 18-29
    12 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 9:40 am
    A great way to get his point across-broadcast your embarassment to the world!

    ^^I agree: go find yourself a lady instead. jacking off in the bathroom at work is kinda desperate...


  21. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 10:30 am
    LOL @ anyone that would do this at work.

    Of course the whole thing is fake, but still funny enough.

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    animefreak88 Female 13-17
    319 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 11:31 am
    Ummm... no comment.
  23. Profile photo of vthings
    vthings Male 18-29
    44 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 11:33 am
    Used to work with a deaf guy who made a lot of noise in everything he did. He didn`t jerk off in the bathroom but he did grunt and moan while taking a dump. Also he had a skin condition so he`d be in there audibly scratching his legs. It sounded like it but he wasn`t.
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    sprink99 Male 30-39
    393 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 12:48 pm
    I`ve come (no pun!) across this twice. The best(worst) was a bloke who was standing at the urinal knocking one out. He was standing there when i went in and was not exactly subtle about it. I stood at the furthest p*ss pot i could, had a p*ss, washed my hands, all the time with him merrily spanking away. I left him to it. By the way this was in an office block, not some grotty cottaging hot spot. Theres some fu*ked up people out there. I`m assuming this is mainly a male problem. Do girls have these sorts of goings on?
  25. Profile photo of crazymagemia
    crazymagemia Female 18-29
    364 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 1:21 pm
    heh ><
    its not eww that he`s doin it, its eww that other people can HEAR him tho :/


    heh ><
    dirty boy.

  26. Profile photo of _xKarmax_
    _xKarmax_ Female 13-17
    52 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 1:27 pm
    It`s not ew that he`s doing it, it`s ew he`s doing it at work, when people can hear him. & Sprink, yeah girls have these problems, but we don`t go into the toilet & solve it =) We wait til we get home
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    jesse_420 Male 13-17
    79 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 1:49 pm
    i hope this isn`t real...
  28. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 2:18 pm
    fake? who cares if this exact note refers to something that never happened to this individual- i guarantee it has happened to someone else before, so i wouldnt really call it fake
  29. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    At least when he smiled he did not say "Wow you have no idea how relaxed I feel" or while in there he screams your name right before the end.
  30. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 4:48 pm
    that was funny
    `rub one out`
  31. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 5:14 pm
    you should at least wait till you`re at home to beat your meat. i mean come on, thats just nasty. girls dont have this probablem because we arent sick minded. well, most of us.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 5:52 pm
    This is obviously from www.craigslist.com... (just in case you didn`t know.) The absolute best website of its kind...hands down.
  33. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 6:02 pm
    sum sound advice mes thinks
  34. Profile photo of trentoneli
    trentoneli Male 18-29
    259 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 6:06 pm
    we have this girl at school...she masturbates during class.
  35. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 6:13 pm
    ^^ LOL! does she scream? :P

    What a nasty man. And horny. lol.

  36. Profile photo of ilikeggs485
    ilikeggs485 Male 13-17
    49 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 7:02 pm
    the funniest thing ive seen in a month.
  37. Profile photo of thecranberry
    thecranberry Male 18-29
    731 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 7:18 pm
    how do you know that trentoneli?
  38. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 7:40 pm
    WHAT?!
  39. Profile photo of Casta44
    Casta44 Male 13-17
    89 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 8:00 pm
    wasnt ver funny...
  40. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 8:03 pm
    "to the girl saying "Eeeeeeeew." you might have never done it in a public bathroom but im willing to bet my right hand(left handed to i like to use that saying) that you have masturbated at least once in your life."
    I openly admit that I have masturbated many a time, but... in a public bathroom, with other people in there... yes, that`s a little ew. I know girls who can`t pee without having the sinks on to mask the noise.
  41. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 8:06 pm
    hahahhaha what kinda....
  42. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1066 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 8:30 pm
    haha this made me laugh :D
  43. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 8:34 pm
    its all good advice people
  44. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 8:36 pm
    Why the drat can`t they just wait until they get home?
  45. Profile photo of kittenpants
    kittenpants Female 30-39
    124 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 9:21 pm
    they record you taking a dump in Canada??? :-O
  46. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 10:07 pm
    kittenpants; not that I know of. o_O
    That was funny.
    I heard a woman masturbating in a public bathroom before. It was really odd.
  47. Profile photo of Klauser
    Klauser Male 13-17
    12 posts
    March 16, 2007 at 12:07 am
    he did that at work !?! how much less of a life can you have... i just have to get away from all this DAMN FILING...*goes to the bathroom and ...* wow thats f*ckin sad, im never going to a public restroom ever again. very funny link though, actually made me laugh out loud
  48. Profile photo of Flakk
    Flakk Male 13-17
    126 posts
    March 16, 2007 at 2:04 am
    I was told that someone in our district got "quickie" IN CLASS.
  49. Profile photo of wildhunt
    wildhunt Female 18-29
    493 posts
    March 16, 2007 at 2:07 am
    ugh. how disgusting to do that in a public place.. ick. but eww.
  50. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    March 16, 2007 at 2:18 am
    to everyone asking why in a public bathroom im going to guess the heat of the moment...
  51. Profile photo of shorttriger
    shorttriger Male 13-17
    49 posts
    March 16, 2007 at 11:57 am
    slap your meat as they say. they said slap your salami it was kinda funny.
  52. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    March 16, 2007 at 6:50 pm
    When I was in high school there was a guy who had a major hard on for one of the teachers. She was young, hot, cool, and didn`t take chit from anyone. So one day the teacher tells him off for not working. The whole time this guy`s just sitting there and not saying a word. So finally she calls him an idiot, and then all of a sudden the guy gets up and says that he`s not an idiot. Of course he was spanking the monkey the whole time and forgot to tuck in and zip up before he shot up from his seat. The guy was expelled immediately. Our teacher bumped into him at a local gym that he`s working at now and he had the nerve to ask her out.
  53. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 12:07 am
    "There was this guy at my high school..."

    "When I was in high school..."

    Gotta love high school.

    I`m kidding, of course.

  54. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 4:58 pm
    Wow. Hahaha.
  55. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    March 21, 2007 at 5:03 pm
    They have cameras in Canada in the bathroom? You have got to be kidding me, v_wilkes85. Haha
  56. Profile photo of ezmandaaez
    ezmandaaez Female 13-17
    93 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 6:38 pm
    i lol`d

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