Message to the Guy in Men`s Room

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago Funny
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/290529230.html

This is just nasty. Warning: adult themes.
There are 55 comments:
Female 93
i lol`d
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Male 693
They have cameras in Canada in the bathroom? You have got to be kidding me, v_wilkes85. Haha
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Male 693
Wow. Hahaha.
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Male 2,600
"There was this guy at my high school..."

"When I was in high school..."

Gotta love high school.

I`m kidding, of course.

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Female 663
When I was in high school there was a guy who had a major hard on for one of the teachers. She was young, hot, cool, and didn`t take chit from anyone. So one day the teacher tells him off for not working. The whole time this guy`s just sitting there and not saying a word. So finally she calls him an idiot, and then all of a sudden the guy gets up and says that he`s not an idiot. Of course he was spanking the monkey the whole time and forgot to tuck in and zip up before he shot up from his seat. The guy was expelled immediately. Our teacher bumped into him at a local gym that he`s working at now and he had the nerve to ask her out.
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Male 49
slap your meat as they say. they said slap your salami it was kinda funny.
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Male 1,142
to everyone asking why in a public bathroom im going to guess the heat of the moment...
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Female 493
ugh. how disgusting to do that in a public place.. ick. but eww.
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Male 126
I was told that someone in our district got "quickie" IN CLASS.
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Male 12
he did that at work !?! how much less of a life can you have... i just have to get away from all this DAMN FILING...*goes to the bathroom and ...* wow thats f*ckin sad, im never going to a public restroom ever again. very funny link though, actually made me laugh out loud
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Female 857
kittenpants; not that I know of. o_O
That was funny.
I heard a woman masturbating in a public bathroom before. It was really odd.
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Female 124
they record you taking a dump in Canada??? :-O
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Male 725
Why the drat can`t they just wait until they get home?
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Male 528
its all good advice people
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Female 1,065
haha this made me laugh :D
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Female 576
hahahhaha what kinda....
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Female 670
"to the girl saying "Eeeeeeeew." you might have never done it in a public bathroom but im willing to bet my right hand(left handed to i like to use that saying) that you have masturbated at least once in your life."
I openly admit that I have masturbated many a time, but... in a public bathroom, with other people in there... yes, that`s a little ew. I know girls who can`t pee without having the sinks on to mask the noise.
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Male 89
wasnt ver funny...
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Male 425
WHAT?!
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Male 730
how do you know that trentoneli?
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Male 49
the funniest thing ive seen in a month.
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Male 593
^^ LOL! does she scream? :P

What a nasty man. And horny. lol.

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Male 258
we have this girl at school...she masturbates during class.
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Male 946
sum sound advice mes thinks
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Male 2,796
This is obviously from www.craigslist.com... (just in case you didn`t know.) The absolute best website of its kind...hands down.
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Female 2,695
you should at least wait till you`re at home to beat your meat. i mean come on, thats just nasty. girls dont have this probablem because we arent sick minded. well, most of us.
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Male 572
that was funny
`rub one out`
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Male 626
At least when he smiled he did not say "Wow you have no idea how relaxed I feel" or while in there he screams your name right before the end.
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Male 2,616
fake? who cares if this exact note refers to something that never happened to this individual- i guarantee it has happened to someone else before, so i wouldnt really call it fake
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Male 79
i hope this isn`t real...
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Female 52
It`s not ew that he`s doing it, it`s ew he`s doing it at work, when people can hear him. & Sprink, yeah girls have these problems, but we don`t go into the toilet & solve it =) We wait til we get home
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Female 364
heh ><
its not eww that he`s doin it, its eww that other people can HEAR him tho :/


heh ><
dirty boy.

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Male 393
I`ve come (no pun!) across this twice. The best(worst) was a bloke who was standing at the urinal knocking one out. He was standing there when i went in and was not exactly subtle about it. I stood at the furthest p*ss pot i could, had a p*ss, washed my hands, all the time with him merrily spanking away. I left him to it. By the way this was in an office block, not some grotty cottaging hot spot. Theres some fu*ked up people out there. I`m assuming this is mainly a male problem. Do girls have these sorts of goings on?
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Male 43
Used to work with a deaf guy who made a lot of noise in everything he did. He didn`t jerk off in the bathroom but he did grunt and moan while taking a dump. Also he had a skin condition so he`d be in there audibly scratching his legs. It sounded like it but he wasn`t.
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Female 319
Ummm... no comment.
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Male 1,039
LOL @ anyone that would do this at work.

Of course the whole thing is fake, but still funny enough.

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Female 12
A great way to get his point across-broadcast your embarassment to the world!

^^I agree: go find yourself a lady instead. jacking off in the bathroom at work is kinda desperate...


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Male 838
Hey! It`s what we do. What`s soo wrong about this? A tipo to all women. If you get anoyed by this at any time please help the cause and get freaky. Not only will it finish sooner but instead of a smiling man we also have a woman and something to talk about to the reamining year.
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Female 175
wronmg. it`s soo wrong...
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Male 82
new?
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Female 1,228
ha ha.
how embarrassing!!
"No one wants to hear you slap your salami!!"
well, theres a new word for that part of the anatomy. .
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Female 1,972
the sound of fapping makes me laugh
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Female 1,001
"Shouldn`t that take the bloom off the rose, so to speak?"

Damn right it would!

and R4ph43L, the foot thing is just annoying now

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Female 152
hahaha!
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Female 80
I hope they put a copy in the bathroom. I`d put it right in front of the sink the guy washed his hands at. Or maybe on the door of the stall.

Actually, I`d do both. There.

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Male 4,246
SpoonFork, I think you`re rather confused. This is a guy, sending a message to another guy, because this happened in the guy`s bathroom. What `lady` are you talking about?
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Male 1,142
as someone very experienced in this matter the number one rule is stop win you here someone come in. to the girl saying "Eeeeeeeew." you might have never done it in a public bathroom but im willing to bet my right hand(left handed to i like to use that saying) that you have masturbated at least once in your life.
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Male 132
Gross, but I`m not quite as bored.
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Male 232
thats sad. for two reasons
1 he did that at work
2 some one posted it on the internet.
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Female 71
??? *sigh*
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Male 602
I don`t do that. Why would you ever think that? *shifts eyes about*
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Male 1,265
What a lady. All those words will certainly solve his problem.
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Male 266
yea best bet is the single bathroom. lock doors. but ive rubbed one out at a fancy shmancy casino bathroom it was great they had little ashtrays by the toiletpaper dispenser.
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Male 552
Haha, that was great. Noone want to hear you slap your salami!
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Male 10,115
Link: Message to the Guy in Men`s Room [Rate Link] - This is just nasty. Warning: adult themes.
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