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I don`t like to have hairy legs when I`m stuck in the middle of nowhere. What if someone sees them? As for toilet paper, that`s what leaves are for! Nature`s toilet paper!
Hmm...I`m trapped in the middle of nowhere..starving..injured...I think I need a shave!
No, forget keeping some fishing twine and a fish hook, forget the freaking COMPASS and wind-up powered cell phone charger, radio, and flighlights. This guy has a comfy variety of expendable battery-powered, unrealistic camping supplies. Hopefully he`ll be found in a week to ten days, or else he`ll starve and thirst to death. But at least he`ll be clean shaven! And that bothersome headache? No problem, he`s got Advil!