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Date: 03/05/07 02:06 AM

59 Responses to Krispy Kreme Doughnuts

  1. Profile photo of bigsisjune
    bigsisjune Female 13-17
    214 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 12:06 am
    Link: Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - So good, you`ll...what? Warning: adult language and themes.
  2. Profile photo of rubored
    rubored Male 18-29
    165 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 2:09 am
    I love krispy kreme, my favorite doughnuts.
  3. Profile photo of iAMzach
    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 2:26 am
    ^do you suck dick for them?
  4. Profile photo of Brokenbones
    Brokenbones Male 18-29
    223 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 2:36 am
    ^Yeah i`m kinad wondering that too, buddy...
  5. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 2:37 am
    So the internet beat the news again. With a freshly sucked dick, no less.
  6. Profile photo of King_Duckey
    King_Duckey Male 18-29
    203 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 2:44 am
    i love krispy kremes as well. They have spent no money at all on advertising :O

  7. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 2:47 am
    Video no longer available. What does the newsreader say?
  8. Profile photo of candy_apple
    candy_apple Female 18-29
    152 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 3:28 am
    Hahaha! I love Krispy Kremes, I wasn`t sure that they could get any better...but wow...apparently they are freakin amazing now...lol
  9. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 3:36 am
    I`ve only eaten one Krispy Kreme donut in my life....What? It was on a road trip to the States, everybody with me was experimenting with unfamiliar donut places. Don`t judge me! DON`T YOU JUDGE ME!!!
  10. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 3:41 am
    How did the `glaze` taste?
  11. Profile photo of iAMzach
    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 4:02 am
    ^ baha

    R_U_Kidding u cracked me up. congrats thats rare

  12. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 4:03 am
    Not so bad, really, but I won`t go out of my way to have another one. My usual donut places are just fine, thanks very much.
  13. Profile photo of TheShape
    TheShape Male 30-39
    568 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 4:09 am
    I`ve never eaten a Krispy Kreme donut, and I never will. I refuse.
  14. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 4:26 am
    lmao

    And, oh yeah, Mark sucks.

  15. Profile photo of kidcomeback
    kidcomeback Male 18-29
    182 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 4:31 am
    oh, this post wasn`t thaaat funny...but the comments people made on that site made me drating laugh my ass off

    Mark sucks, haha!

  16. Profile photo of iAMzach
    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 4:37 am
    F*CK YOU MARK, F*CK YOU!
  17. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 4:49 am
    i think i had one once. i didnt suck a dick for it. it was a drating pooty doughnut. some losers were i live made a huge fun win crispy cream came back to out town. came back to make drating pooty doughnuts. if i was a girl i might rather suck the dick of a random guy and swallow then eat anything made by crispy cream.
  18. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 4:50 am
    Dunkin` donuts for the win.
  19. Profile photo of sunwavewind
    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 4:51 am
    Wow they really hate Mark. He does suck though...
  20. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 5:32 am
    ^thanks for the link.

    we don`t have crispy creamy what ever they are over here, probably a good thing, what with all these `heavy` people wondering around right now. . .

  21. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 5:47 am
    lol
  22. Profile photo of infearno
    infearno Male 70 & Over
    381 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 6:00 am
    Din`t Chris Rock say this first?
  23. Profile photo of LovexChelsey
    LovexChelsey Female 13-17
    193 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 6:47 am
    Oh,you all suck dick and you know it.
  24. Profile photo of zincyams
    zincyams Male 13-17
    260 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 8:00 am
    LMAO read the comments, poor poor Mark, it`s an I-A-B link in itself.
  25. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 8:13 am
    ... You know, I don`t think I`d suck dick for a Krispy Kreme doughnut. Mostly because I only like doughnuts every once in awhile...
    I would suck dick a lot of other things, though. :]
    ... I`m such a whore.
  26. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 8:46 am
    I use to work in a donut shop. The donuts they made there were twice the size of Krispy Kremes. My job was to punch the hole in the donut.
  27. Profile photo of Foob
    Foob Male 40-49
    382 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 10:51 am
    Pff, what`s the big deal...
    All advertising is about sex anyway, it`s a conspiracy - THEY want you all to have sex, yes, it`s a sex conspiracy...

    *cough*

  28. Profile photo of Mr_Sir
    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
    576 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 11:05 am
    That poor Mark guy. I bet he`s commited suicide. If not, he should because he does, infact suck.
  29. Profile photo of Mr_Sir
    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
    576 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 11:06 am
    SilentxEm... call me when you turn 18-29.
  30. Profile photo of VONLINE
    VONLINE Male 18-29
    578 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 12:24 pm
    Mark is a turd.
  31. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 1:12 pm
    We do have Krispy Kreme in the UK but they`re all clustered around London, annoyingly.
  32. Profile photo of MustangSusie
    MustangSusie Female 18-29
    281 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 2:42 pm
    Wow, Mark really sucks dick..... possibly for Krispy Kremes?
  33. Profile photo of barrel_man
    barrel_man Male 18-29
    99 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 2:56 pm
    Krispy Kreme is way better than Dunkin Donuts but I wouldn`t suck dick for them.
  34. Profile photo of runey
    runey Male 18-29
    34 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    the post wasn`t all that.

    but Mark sucks. priceless

  35. Profile photo of vana129
    vana129 Female 18-29
    11 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 3:44 pm
    I had a Krispy Kreme donut once, but I didn`t really like it...

    The comments section was the best part of this link. Mark sucks.

  36. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 3:54 pm
    AHAHAHA!!! Stupid newscasters, they think they can just get rid of the video... nope nope nope. TOO SLOW NBC!
  37. Profile photo of Aramil
    Aramil Male 18-29
    315 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 3:58 pm
    Call me naive, but I don`t see what`s wrong with the picture. Guess my mind needs further dirtying.
  38. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 4:46 pm
    lmao 2 on the comments. " so its discided that mark sucks"
  39. Profile photo of windtalker
    windtalker Male 18-29
    18 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 5:01 pm
    That was pretty lame. =/
  40. Profile photo of neveralon3
    neveralon3 Female 13-17
    34 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 5:01 pm
    OMFG i live in augusta!!!!!!! i can`t believe they did that. i watch that news chanel all the time. they`re idiots.
  41. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 5:30 pm
    o.0 I wonder who put that.
  42. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 7:00 pm
    AWESOME!!

    well.....those doughnuts ARE good...

  43. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 8:21 pm
    i love those donuts but i DO NOT suck dick for them.
  44. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 8:58 pm
    i ate a dozen in one sitting and had to suck 12 dicks to do it
  45. Profile photo of kittenpants
    kittenpants Female 30-39
    124 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 9:44 pm
    god mark sux.
  46. Profile photo of Ilbeltz
    Ilbeltz Male 18-29
    108 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 10:09 pm
    Yeah, Mark sucks dick.
  47. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 10:15 pm
    HAHA nice
  48. Profile photo of goillini12
    goillini12 Male 18-29
    1 post
    March 5, 2007 at 10:43 pm
    yes Chris Rock said that first on his last comedy show Never Scared. Everyone should see it one of funniest comedy shows ever
  49. Profile photo of Dude_
    Dude_ Male 13-17
    143 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 11:25 pm
    Hahaha looks like Mark is quite the unpopular fellow. My favorite comment was, "The only thing that would suck more than Mark is TWO Marks!" I`m amused by stupid, stupid humor.
  50. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 11:54 pm
    But the big questions are: WHO is Mark, and does he REALLY suck? I mean, he may not; people may only be ganging up on him just for fun. Which is even more sad than if he really sucks.
  51. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    March 6, 2007 at 10:03 am
    LMAO!!!! SO GOOD YOU`LL SUCK A DICK!!!
  52. Profile photo of glocktypus
    glocktypus Female 18-29
    430 posts
    March 6, 2007 at 11:52 am
    there is a page online where you can make the news screen say whatever you want..it was on here a while ago, so meh...
  53. Profile photo of uzy786
    uzy786 Female 18-29
    111 posts
    March 6, 2007 at 3:50 pm
    i luv krispy kreme but i wudnt suck d!ck 4 them lol
  54. Profile photo of P-Chanmisao
    P-Chanmisao Female 18-29
    228 posts
    March 6, 2007 at 11:31 pm
    I`ve never had one. Probably cause I`m a freak who doesn`t like doughnuts.
  55. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    March 7, 2007 at 12:30 am
    LOL
  56. Profile photo of gabcab
    gabcab Male 13-17
    404 posts
    March 7, 2007 at 3:25 pm
    Mark sucks
  57. Profile photo of emzerlini
    emzerlini Female 13-17
    9 posts
    March 20, 2007 at 6:23 pm
    this whole "mark sucks" thing NEEDS to become an internet phenomenon.
  58. Profile photo of evilempress1
    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    416 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 11:44 am
    why am i even comenting that? anyhoooo, F*ck you all!

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