Krispy Kreme Doughnuts

Submitted by: bigsisjune 10 years ago in Funny
http://uweekly.com/cowtown/?p=246

So good, you"ll...what? Warning: adult language and themes.
There are 59 comments:
Female 416
why am i even comenting that? anyhoooo, F*ck you all!
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Female 9
this whole "mark sucks" thing NEEDS to become an internet phenomenon.
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Male 404
Mark sucks
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Male 593
LOL
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Female 228
I`ve never had one. Probably cause I`m a freak who doesn`t like doughnuts.
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Female 111
i luv krispy kreme but i wudnt suck d!ck 4 them lol
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Female 430
there is a page online where you can make the news screen say whatever you want..it was on here a while ago, so meh...
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Female 1,492
LMAO!!!! SO GOOD YOU`LL SUCK A DICK!!!
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Male 4,246
But the big questions are: WHO is Mark, and does he REALLY suck? I mean, he may not; people may only be ganging up on him just for fun. Which is even more sad than if he really sucks.
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Male 143
Hahaha looks like Mark is quite the unpopular fellow. My favorite comment was, "The only thing that would suck more than Mark is TWO Marks!" I`m amused by stupid, stupid humor.
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Male 1
yes Chris Rock said that first on his last comedy show Never Scared. Everyone should see it one of funniest comedy shows ever
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Female 1,470
HAHA nice
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Male 108
Yeah, Mark sucks dick.
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Female 124
god mark sux.
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Male 2,616
i ate a dozen in one sitting and had to suck 12 dicks to do it
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Male 528
i love those donuts but i DO NOT suck dick for them.
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Female 1,025
AWESOME!!

well.....those doughnuts ARE good...

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Female 1,596
o.0 I wonder who put that.
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Female 34
OMFG i live in augusta!!!!!!! i can`t believe they did that. i watch that news chanel all the time. they`re idiots.
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Male 18
That was pretty lame. =/
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Male 1,825
lmao 2 on the comments. " so its discided that mark sucks"
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Male 315
Call me naive, but I don`t see what`s wrong with the picture. Guess my mind needs further dirtying.
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Female 1,065
AHAHAHA!!! Stupid newscasters, they think they can just get rid of the video... nope nope nope. TOO SLOW NBC!
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Female 11
I had a Krispy Kreme donut once, but I didn`t really like it...

The comments section was the best part of this link. Mark sucks.

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Male 34
the post wasn`t all that.

but Mark sucks. priceless

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Male 99
Krispy Kreme is way better than Dunkin Donuts but I wouldn`t suck dick for them.
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Female 281
Wow, Mark really sucks dick..... possibly for Krispy Kremes?
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Male 2,216
We do have Krispy Kreme in the UK but they`re all clustered around London, annoyingly.
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Male 578
Mark is a turd.
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Male 576
SilentxEm... call me when you turn 18-29.
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Male 576
That poor Mark guy. I bet he`s commited suicide. If not, he should because he does, infact suck.
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Male 382
Pff, what`s the big deal...
All advertising is about sex anyway, it`s a conspiracy - THEY want you all to have sex, yes, it`s a sex conspiracy...

*cough*

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Male 756
I use to work in a donut shop. The donuts they made there were twice the size of Krispy Kremes. My job was to punch the hole in the donut.
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Female 670
... You know, I don`t think I`d suck dick for a Krispy Kreme doughnut. Mostly because I only like doughnuts every once in awhile...
I would suck dick a lot of other things, though. :]
... I`m such a whore.
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Male 260
LMAO read the comments, poor poor Mark, it`s an I-A-B link in itself.
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Female 190
Oh,you all suck dick and you know it.
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Male 381
Din`t Chris Rock say this first?
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Male 2,567
lol
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Female 1,228
^thanks for the link.

we don`t have crispy creamy what ever they are over here, probably a good thing, what with all these `heavy` people wondering around right now. . .

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Female 690
Wow they really hate Mark. He does suck though...
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Male 896
Dunkin` donuts for the win.
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Male 1,142
i think i had one once. i didnt suck a dick for it. it was a drating pooty doughnut. some losers were i live made a huge fun win crispy cream came back to out town. came back to make drating pooty doughnuts. if i was a girl i might rather suck the dick of a random guy and swallow then eat anything made by crispy cream.
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Male 606
F*CK YOU MARK, F*CK YOU!
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Male 182
oh, this post wasn`t thaaat funny...but the comments people made on that site made me drating laugh my ass off

Mark sucks, haha!

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Male 1,265
lmao

And, oh yeah, Mark sucks.

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Male 568
I`ve never eaten a Krispy Kreme donut, and I never will. I refuse.
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Male 4,246
Not so bad, really, but I won`t go out of my way to have another one. My usual donut places are just fine, thanks very much.
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Male 606
^ baha

R_U_Kidding u cracked me up. congrats thats rare

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Male 902
How did the `glaze` taste?
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Male 4,246
I`ve only eaten one Krispy Kreme donut in my life....What? It was on a road trip to the States, everybody with me was experimenting with unfamiliar donut places. Don`t judge me! DON`T YOU JUDGE ME!!!
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Female 152
Hahaha! I love Krispy Kremes, I wasn`t sure that they could get any better...but wow...apparently they are freakin amazing now...lol
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Male 2,216
Video no longer available. What does the newsreader say?
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Male 203
i love krispy kremes as well. They have spent no money at all on advertising :O

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Male 902
So the internet beat the news again. With a freshly sucked dick, no less.
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Male 223
^Yeah i`m kinad wondering that too, buddy...
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Male 606
^do you suck dick for them?
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Male 165
I love krispy kreme, my favorite doughnuts.
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Female 214
Link: Krispy Kreme Doughnuts [Rate Link] - So good, you`ll...what? Warning: adult language and themes.
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