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Category: Funny
Date: 03/08/07 02:02 AM

55 Responses to Knock Knock

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 12:27 am
    Link: Knock Knock - Who`s up for a knock knock joke?
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    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 12:36 am
    I don`t know, I just don`t think of child molestation as a joking matter. But hey, that`s just my opinion.
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    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 2:12 am
    I thought it was kinda funny. Although it was kinda scary at the same time.
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    athyle Male 18-29
    75 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 2:19 am
    OH...SHIET!!! nice
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    Guest5386 Female 18-29
    302 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 2:26 am

    maybe its just me... maybe im not into that kind of humor... my friend which have a very ... hmmm ... "special" kind of acid humor find it hilarious... I did laugh a bit... but a like of uncomfortable little smile...

    it was a bit creepy...

    can someone tell me if its just a different type of humor that im just not use to ?

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    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 3:13 am
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    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 3:13 am

    it snot like anyone died or was molested in this movie calm ur asses down.

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    tharith Male 18-29
    266 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 3:20 am
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    apttodo Female 18-29
    795 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 3:54 am
    haha joke hitler. that was a funny joke.
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    thebob19 Female 18-29
    123 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 4:45 am
    Joke Hitler was the best part.
  11. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 4:46 am
    see, this brightened up my day more than those kittens did.
    i found this really funny (ok, not the molestaion part cos that nowt to laugh about)
    but I have the same kind of sick humour and no-one gets me either.
    ha ha joke hitler he he
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 4:57 am
    "I`ve been thinking about killing myself WHO!!??!" >-(


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    cookiecookie Female 18-29
    10 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 5:01 am
    Hahaha. This was great.


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    Djeniek Male 18-29
    210 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 5:56 am
    "I don`t get it", almost killed me!
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    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 6:48 am
    Funniest video I’ve seen on line in months! I wish I could vote five or something…
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    Morphplx Male 18-29
    129 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 7:51 am
    That was....different
  17. Profile photo of WTFidunno
    WTFidunno Female 18-29
    395 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 7:55 am
    Not that impressed. I have a friend who is always talking about killing`s so annoying. I tried to help her, I tried to get her help, yet she keeps talking about it like it`s her goal in life, so to say. After awhile it just sorta gets to the point where I want to say "well fking do it already!" But, then I don`t think she`d like me as a friend anymore...and because I know she won`t do it, I don`t want to start any fights that get drawn out...fking drama queen
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    quedas Male 18-29
    163 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 8:32 am
    This was very funny. And god, self-righteous indignation really bugs the poo out of me (yes, I said poo, not sh*t - you censors can all kiss my finely rounded posterior) :D
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    sponged Male 18-29
    553 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 10:20 am
    "i dont get it" lol :-P
  20. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 11:22 am
    ... I didn`t really think it was that funny, but not because it had to do with killing yourself or molestation... it just wasn`t that funny... I dunno. Maybe that`s just me?
    btw, WTFidunno, I understand what you mean. I have a few friends who are total drama queens like that. Thing is, two of the three are guys... which just makes it worse. dkjgdfg
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    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 12:03 pm
    one of my best friends committed suicide 9/9/01, no joke, but i still found this to be pretty funny
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    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    yeah...that just made me feel bad about myself...
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    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 12:29 pm
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    xRevengex Female 18-29
    419 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 1:03 pm
    I laughed when the guy said `I dont get it` too, the rest of it wasn`t that funny.
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    SadisticFool Male 13-17
    41 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 1:09 pm
    I found it damn hilarious. "I have a gun. I do." It`s just the look on the guys face... so serious... Haha!

    Joke Hitler= LOL.

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    XxSpeedy Male 13-17
    274 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 1:21 pm
    oh lighten up molestaion and suicide are funny nowadays. Sick and insult humor are pretty much the only kind of humor at this day and age..oh, and man was that funny
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    LaurensK90 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 1:29 pm
    LOL! that was great! I loved the look on that guys face at 1:45 xD xD xD
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    MustangSusie Female 18-29
    281 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 2:14 pm
    Joke Hitler....Add that to my vocab...
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    stephb5207 Female 18-29
    121 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 3:16 pm
    haha funny but sorta creepy
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    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 3:19 pm
    lol like the way they mixed bad joke with realy fun joke
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    Naoscaire Male 18-29
    571 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 4:02 pm
    Offensive humour is the best homour!
    Fecking mormons...
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    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 4:17 pm
    my internet is messed up and i can`t hear sound so can you tell me what the knock knock joke was please

    and also woot 400 posts

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    THX_1138_514 Male 18-29
    43 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    I don`t get it either.
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    dashrendar98 Male 13-17
    132 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 4:48 pm


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    Dodo- Male 18-29
    144 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 4:58 pm
    kinda funneh HEH !@
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    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 5:00 pm
    I wish I could hang from the ceiling like that.. and not die o_o
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 5:05 pm
    The priest was my dad who wasnt really a priest...
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    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 5:10 pm
    dumb... sorry for who ever thought it was good i thought it was stupid...
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    ranon Male 18-29
    295 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 5:18 pm
    It was not funny at all. Only possibly the last line was a little funny.
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    sgman77 Male 13-17
    42 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 5:19 pm
    knock knock...
    whos th...
    i have a gun
    i have a gun
    i do


    well i would have if you havent been stepping all over my jokes!
    Joke Hitler!

    that guy who killed himself looked kinda like dane cook-- weird. funnier than dane cook cause hes creative and doesnt drag out his jokes for a million years

    ... i try my best!

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    sean9812 Male 13-17
    73 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 5:20 pm
    where did i here that part about molestation before? it was on some other site i think
  42. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 5:45 pm
    that was a funy joke
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    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 5:49 pm
    First couple of commentors up there are Joke Hitlers.
  44. Profile photo of UniGirl05
    UniGirl05 Female 13-17
    44 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 5:53 pm
    I didn`t think it was funny at all. And it`s like like I`m offended or anything, I just think it could have been done better. Interesting concept, I suppose, just not executed well...
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    Figgy Male 18-29
    314 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 6:17 pm
    Pure funny :D Who ever made, /me claps.
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    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 7:51 pm
    haha, i love this. im going to do it to my friends tomorrow. =D
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    brittany555 Female 13-17
    44 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 8:50 pm
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    linkcma Male 18-29
    302 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 9:07 pm
    Wow that brighten up my day. I laughed the entire time.
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    glacedeblitz Female 13-17
    75 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 9:44 pm
    Luv it! Joke gonna call someone that later.. XD Yay for stupid weird humor that most people don`t get! n_n
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    robofish Male 13-17
    506 posts
    March 8, 2007 at 11:14 pm
    I thuoght it was funny but weridly i did not think the "joke hitler" thing was funny at all I laghfed at everything else thuogh.
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    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    March 9, 2007 at 2:08 am

    Since when are serious issues a laughing matter?

    Maybe for the lot of you who haven`t had people like that in your life it`s all sorts of sh-ts and giggles, but for anyone who`s had anything remotely similar to that happen there`s nothing funny about it at all.

    I know it`s a mockery of people who cry wolf all the time, but even the people crying `wolf` to suicide are `crying for help`. Often it`s just in the wrong place.

    Everyone who finds that funny (and sadly, I`m including people I often respect in this group) needs to re-evaluate their own levels of compassion for other people.

    There`s a whole lot of areas of gray in here where `ok, it`s a good mockery` vs `that was awful`... but people should seriously leave that stuff alone.

    Go ahead and tell me to `lighten up` but frankly, I can`t ignore the world`s problems and pretend everything is peachy. I have a respect for myself and everyone else that prevents that. Find yours.

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    fingerfish Male 30-39
    258 posts
    March 9, 2007 at 5:57 pm
    This has gotta be one of the funniest things I`ve ever seen! I can`t stop laughing!
  53. Profile photo of kothar
    kothar Male 13-17
    59 posts
    March 9, 2007 at 6:47 pm
    Not that funny, its hilarious! And theres no sick or acidic humour in it. its like the joke: `whats the best thing about sleeping with twenty-one year olds?

    Theres twenty of them!`

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    basically Female 13-17
    80 posts
    March 11, 2007 at 1:07 am
    "joke hitler!"

    haha that was oddly funny

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    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    September 6, 2008 at 2:04 pm
    JaLacaob, I won`t tell you to lighten up. I see where you`re coming from. You fag.

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