Knock Knock

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1746776/ls:1701

Who"s up for a knock knock joke?
There are 55 comments:
Male 1,029
JaLacaob, I won`t tell you to lighten up. I see where you`re coming from. You fag.
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Female 80
"joke hitler!"

haha that was oddly funny

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Male 59
Not that funny, its hilarious! And theres no sick or acidic humour in it. its like the joke: `whats the best thing about sleeping with twenty-one year olds?

Theres twenty of them!`

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Male 262
This has gotta be one of the funniest things I`ve ever seen! I can`t stop laughing!
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Male 1,647

Since when are serious issues a laughing matter?

Maybe for the lot of you who haven`t had people like that in your life it`s all sorts of sh-ts and giggles, but for anyone who`s had anything remotely similar to that happen there`s nothing funny about it at all.

I know it`s a mockery of people who cry wolf all the time, but even the people crying `wolf` to suicide are `crying for help`. Often it`s just in the wrong place.

Everyone who finds that funny (and sadly, I`m including people I often respect in this group) needs to re-evaluate their own levels of compassion for other people.

There`s a whole lot of areas of gray in here where `ok, it`s a good mockery` vs `that was awful`... but people should seriously leave that stuff alone.

Go ahead and tell me to `lighten up` but frankly, I can`t ignore the world`s problems and pretend everything is peachy. I have a respect for myself and everyone else that prevents that. Find yours.

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Male 506
I thuoght it was funny but weridly i did not think the "joke hitler" thing was funny at all I laghfed at everything else thuogh.
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Female 75
Luv it! Joke Hitler...so gonna call someone that later.. XD Yay for stupid weird humor that most people don`t get! n_n
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Male 302
Wow that brighten up my day. I laughed the entire time.
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Female 44
rotflmfao
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Female 1,025
haha, i love this. im going to do it to my friends tomorrow. =D
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Male 314
Pure funny :D Who ever made, /me claps.
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Female 44
I didn`t think it was funny at all. And it`s like like I`m offended or anything, I just think it could have been done better. Interesting concept, I suppose, just not executed well...
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Male 1,496
First couple of commentors up there are Joke Hitlers.
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Male 1,364
that was a funy joke
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Male 73
where did i here that part about molestation before? it was on some other site i think
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Male 42
knock knock...
whos th...
i have a gun
what?
i have a gun
i do

haha

well i would have if you havent been stepping all over my jokes!
Joke Hitler!

that guy who killed himself looked kinda like dane cook-- weird. funnier than dane cook cause hes creative and doesnt drag out his jokes for a million years

... i try my best!

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Male 295
It was not funny at all. Only possibly the last line was a little funny.
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Male 703
dumb... sorry for who ever thought it was good i thought it was stupid...
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Male 10,440
The priest was my dad who wasnt really a priest...
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Female 1,065
I wish I could hang from the ceiling like that.. and not die o_o
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Male 144
kinda funneh HEH !@
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Male 132
"Fastest.
Self-hanging.
Ever."

Yup.

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Male 43
I don`t get it either.
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Male 572
my internet is messed up and i can`t hear sound so can you tell me what the knock knock joke was please

and also woot 400 posts

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Male 571
Offensive humour is the best homour!
Fecking mormons...
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Male 2,005
lol like the way they mixed bad joke with realy fun joke
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Female 121
haha funny but sorta creepy
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Female 281
Joke Hitler....Add that to my vocab...
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Male 242
LOL! that was great! I loved the look on that guys face at 1:45 xD xD xD
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Male 274
oh lighten up molestaion and suicide are funny nowadays. Sick and insult humor are pretty much the only kind of humor at this day and age..oh, and man was that funny
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Male 41
I found it damn hilarious. "I have a gun. I do." It`s just the look on the guys face... so serious... Haha!

Joke Hitler= LOL.

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Female 419
I laughed when the guy said `I dont get it` too, the rest of it wasn`t that funny.
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Female 1,062
awkwarrrrrd.
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Female 1,492
yeah...that just made me feel bad about myself...
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Male 2,616
one of my best friends committed suicide 9/9/01, no joke, but i still found this to be pretty funny
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Female 670
... I didn`t really think it was that funny, but not because it had to do with killing yourself or molestation... it just wasn`t that funny... I dunno. Maybe that`s just me?
btw, WTFidunno, I understand what you mean. I have a few friends who are total drama queens like that. Thing is, two of the three are guys... which just makes it worse. dkjgdfg
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Male 553
"i dont get it" lol :-P
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Male 163
This was very funny. And god, self-righteous indignation really bugs the poo out of me (yes, I said poo, not sh*t - you censors can all kiss my finely rounded posterior) :D
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Female 395
Not that impressed. I have a friend who is always talking about killing herself...it`s so annoying. I tried to help her, I tried to get her help, yet she keeps talking about it like it`s her goal in life, so to say. After awhile it just sorta gets to the point where I want to say "well fking do it already!" But, then I don`t think she`d like me as a friend anymore...and because I know she won`t do it, I don`t want to start any fights that get drawn out...fking drama queen
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Male 129
That was....different
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Male 1,465
Funniest video I’ve seen on line in months! I wish I could vote five or something…
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Male 210
"I don`t get it", almost killed me!
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Female 10
Hahaha. This was great.


YOU`RE KILLING ALL MY PUNCHLINES!
jokehitler.

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Male 4,246
"I`ve been thinking about killing myself WHO!!??!" >-(

Fastest.
Self-hanging.
Ever.

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Female 1,228
see, this brightened up my day more than those kittens did.
i found this really funny (ok, not the molestaion part cos that nowt to laugh about)
but I have the same kind of sick humour and no-one gets me either.
ha ha joke hitler he he
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Female 123
Joke Hitler was the best part.
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Female 795
haha joke hitler. that was a funny joke.
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Male 266
YOU`RE ALLLL JOKE HITLERSSSSS!
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Male 606
AHHHAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA. Lighten up u pansies. ITS A JOKE.

it snot like anyone died or was molested in this movie calm ur asses down.

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Male 609
KNOCK KNOCK!!
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Female 302
o.O;

maybe its just me... maybe im not into that kind of humor... my friend which have a very ... hmmm ... "special" kind of acid humor find it hilarious... I did laugh a bit... but a like of uncomfortable little smile...

it was a bit creepy...

can someone tell me if its just a different type of humor that im just not use to ?

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Male 75
OH...SHIET!!! nice
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Male 1,354
I thought it was kinda funny. Although it was kinda scary at the same time.
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Male 1,461
I don`t know, I just don`t think of child molestation as a joking matter. But hey, that`s just my opinion.
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Male 10,115
Link: Knock Knock [Rate Link] - Who`s up for a knock knock joke?
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