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I am a pretty pretty little girl
Pvt Anderson: Sir! The artillery shells have no effect! He`s just absorbing them like a can of Jesus Juice!
Robo-Jackson: HEE-HEE! *Shoots lasers out of his crotch, obliterating a tank*
Sgt. Marcus: Anderson! Direct your fire at his nose! It has to be his weak point! No way that thing can stay on much longer!
*tank puts a shell into Robo-Jackson`s nose*
Robo-Jackson: JAMONE-AH! *head explodes*
Of course this is gonna be filmed, so get ready to enjoy that.
Wow :-O amazing, quite the report.
I think he had a DVD of people revealing a giant statue of him and everyone fainting and screaming "MICHEAL WE LOVE YOU". People were crying everwhere with his rythmic soldier squad to control the enormous crowd.
.....attention whore.....he does it all for the attention :-P
And i`m 110% drating serious about that.
I`ve always wanted to destroy a giant robot, and it being of MJ even sweetens the deal.
but i thought he was bankrupt and had bills up to his eyes
I read that one DListed, I thought MK was kidding. Wow.
Forgetting assumes that the information was valuable enough to register in the first place. ;-/
Giant Michael Jackson robot. Shooting lasers. <sigh> Truth really IS stranger than fiction. (assuming, of course, that this is real. Somehow, it seems kinda made-up, but maybe that`s just me)
And dynapyre, come on... it`s Vegas... it can`t be overboard.