Jackson Plans Vegas robot

Submitted by: hockeygirl01 10 years ago in Weird
http://music-news.com/ShowNews.asp?nItemID=13535

50 ft Michael Jackson Robot?
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Male 6
fudge

I am a pretty pretty little girl

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Male 40
hehe
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Male 40
if u no wat i mean
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Male 40
probaly will have to build a giant kid to keep him happy
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Male 62
that IS SO COOL
as soon as it is made, imgoing to vegas, just so i can have this conversation
"what did you do this weekend?"
"i went to the mall, you?"
"I SAW A GAINT MICHAEL JACKSON FIRE LAZER BEAMS"
*bwahahahahahaha!*
lazers...w00
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Female 93
damn, nutn is overbord in vegas...if u whant a large ice cream in mcdonalds, it ends up eing a foot long....and if they build it i would be out there looking for it, lol, living in las vegas sure pays of...or dos it?
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Female 688
Wouldn`t it be ironic (justified irony) if the robot went insane and got Michael J. and molested him. I apologize, but I would pay to see that.
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Male 738
Jacko Vs. The Decipticons LIVE.
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Male 10
Ordinarily I would have called BS on this one. However, this is Micheal Jackson we`re talking about here. I could just see the think going haywire and turning into some crazy Godzilla/Terminator hybrid.

Pvt Anderson: Sir! The artillery shells have no effect! He`s just absorbing them like a can of Jesus Juice!

Robo-Jackson: HEE-HEE! *Shoots lasers out of his crotch, obliterating a tank*

Sgt. Marcus: Anderson! Direct your fire at his nose! It has to be his weak point! No way that thing can stay on much longer!

*tank puts a shell into Robo-Jackson`s nose*

Robo-Jackson: JAMONE-AH! *head explodes*

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Female 36
It just does not end!
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Female 28
LMAO
if they build this.. i`ll be able to see it from my house.. hahaha
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Male 24
*Checks date* Remember, never believe anything said on the internet around April Fool`s.
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Female 121
It`s obviously not real. Idiots.
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Male 187
omfg a giant laser beam shooting robotic child molester. f*ck that is scary.
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Female 190
wtf..
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Male 407
If Godzilla has taught me anything, this robot won`t last long. Soon enough some radio active iguana is gonna come kick his ass and all the robot is gonna be able to to is moonwalk it`s broken self back to the rape cave, I mean where ever MJ decides to live at the time.

Of course this is gonna be filmed, so get ready to enjoy that.

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Male 308
Oh c`mon people! We already have more deadly stuff than this in Roswell, New Mexico. One more won`t hurt...oh wait. I forgot, Michael Jackson is already bad enough without as a human...err...I mean plastic dummy. Damn! We`re all screwed (and if it gets finished before I officially become an adult, that might be literal).
"New and improved Mecha Jackson (yes, I based the name off of Mecha Streisand)! Can molest children 500 times as fast as the original thus molesting 500 times more. Michael Jackson: making the world a little more scarred, one kid at a time."
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Female 1,470
That guy scares me...
Stupid Mr. No-nose
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Male 24
Cool, it can molest the baby from "Honey, I Blew Up the Kid".
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Male 1,825
im scared
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Male 2,781
I WONDER WHAT ENVIRONMENTALISTS WILL SAY ABOUT A GIANT METAL THING ROAMING AROUND THE DESERT.
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Female 203
I smell an apocolypse.
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Male 907
"Michael`s looked at the sketches and likes them", he told the New York Daily News.

Wow :-O amazing, quite the report.

I think he had a DVD of people revealing a giant statue of him and everyone fainting and screaming "MICHEAL WE LOVE YOU". People were crying everwhere with his rythmic soldier squad to control the enormous crowd.

.....attention whore.....he does it all for the attention :-P

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Male 1,265
Prince`s 50ft robot would be 40ft tall.
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Male 1,142
now we just need someone like prince to make one to and we can have 50 foot tall girly man robot fights.
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Male 207
"it wont be allowed to fire lasers. Epileptic people might have a seizure set off because of them, and they cant not see it if theyre on a plane and glance out of the window"
umm if epileptic people are going to travel somewhere, i doubt they`d go to Vegas since the lights there already give people seizures even if they dont have epilepsy! and to make people forget how weird he was .....Michael Jackson is going to.....build a gigantic robot that stomps around the desert......and shoots lasers.....lets see how that pans out, shall we?
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Male 2,486
If it does happen, i`m going to go destroy it.

And i`m 110% drating serious about that.

I`ve always wanted to destroy a giant robot, and it being of MJ even sweetens the deal.

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Male 572
well hes done everything else including kids

but i thought he was bankrupt and had bills up to his eyes

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Female 218
Wow, this man is so up in himself. Earth to jacko, i think your brain`s fallen out your nose.
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Female 254
I just see this having such bad results...
A 50 ft. robot randomly roaming a desert?
Come on, now. I was so sure mankind was better than that.
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Male 239
That sounds like a robot chicken sketch. Tell me this isn`t true.
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Male 38
*sigh* what a shame. Rather that giving money to people who need it, we`re wasting it on some
robot that has no usefullness whatsoever.
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Male 988
it wont be allowed to fire lasers. Epileptic people might have a seizure set off because of them, and they cant not see it if theyre on a plane and glance out of the window
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Male 4,680
attack of the 50 foot kiddy-fiddler! run!
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Male 170
Watch out kiddies.
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Male 946
smells like BS
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Male 946
<SNIFF SNIFF> can ne1 smell that?
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Female 1,403
firing laser beams.

I read that one DListed, I thought MK was kidding. Wow.

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Male 1,024
will it be made completely of plastic like michael?
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Female 137
Robots are going to kill us all. The only robots I approve of are ones that are small enough for us to easily knock around (except nanobots, those will destroy us) and the Jude Law man-bot from Artificial Intelligence.
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Male 453
will the robot be white or black?
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Male 2,372
^^^
Er...I guess you were more of a Michael Jackson fan than most of us.

Forgetting assumes that the information was valuable enough to register in the first place. ;-/

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Female 1,496
See how easy you all forget? Does anyone else remember in the early 90`s the 7 statues he had made and installed all over the world? Then they filmed some sort of stupid Pepsi ad.
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Male 838
See! Even Michael Jackson gets replaced by a robot. Soon there will be every single soul on earth!
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Female 1,228
Has he taken this idea from his movie `Moonwalk`, was it??
Where there was that giant robot at the end?
Yes, I don`t think this is a new idea, but why didn`t he do this when he was popular and before the f*ck up?
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Male 1,142
if it was anyone but him or maybe tom cruise i wouldnt give it a second thought but from michael jackson anything could be true.
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Female 245
LOL!!!!!!!
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Male 4,246
Somebody call James Bond (or at least Austin Powers), we have another supervillian to vanquish!!

Giant Michael Jackson robot. Shooting lasers. <sigh> Truth really IS stranger than fiction. (assuming, of course, that this is real. Somehow, it seems kinda made-up, but maybe that`s just me)

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Male 1,465
Wow… he’s off his nut. You know, I hope he does build it. This is something that I’ve just gotta see.
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Male 1,354
Hey, you guys, if that robot ever blows up, don`t tell on me.
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Male 2,172
I hope to god that the robot wont have his hand on his crotch.

And dynapyre, come on... it`s Vegas... it can`t be overboard.

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Male 114
jacko always was an interesting one... this one seems just bit too overboard though...
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Male 1,265
So are they going to build robot children for it to molest?

Hardy har.

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Male 70
IMA FIRIN MA LAZORZ!!1
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Male 340
i hope the giant laser beam shooting child molesting robot steps on that stupid mother draters face
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Male 1,263
If I ever fly to vegas, and I see that thing from the plane....*shivers* I`d probably parachute out of the plane and catch the next flight home. because...thats f**king creepy. That man has lost it.
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Male 2,199
lasers? is this the next dr. evil? do the robots have frikin laser beams attached to their frikin heads? its official... michael jackson is a nut
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Female 1
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