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Date: 03/28/07 02:07 AM

59 Responses to Jackson Plans Vegas robot

  1. Profile photo of hockeygirl01
    hockeygirl01 Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2007 at 12:07 am
    Link: Jackson Plans Vegas robot - 50 ft Michael Jackson Robot?
  2. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1012 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 2:20 am
    Now that`s just scary.
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 2:27 am
    lasers? is this the next dr. evil? do the robots have frikin laser beams attached to their frikin heads? its official... michael jackson is a nut
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    Igmo Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2007 at 2:30 am
    If I ever fly to vegas, and I see that thing from the plane....*shivers* I`d probably parachute out of the plane and catch the next flight home. because...thats f**king creepy. That man has lost it.
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    cargasm Male 18-29
    340 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 2:33 am
    i hope the giant laser beam shooting child molesting robot steps on that stupid mother draters face
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    RedZeppelin Male 13-17
    70 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 2:37 am
    IMA FIRIN MA LAZORZ!!1
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    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 2:42 am
    So are they going to build robot children for it to molest?

    Hardy har.

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    dynapyre Male 18-29
    114 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 2:44 am
    jacko always was an interesting one... this one seems just bit too overboard though...
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    Groogle Male 30-39
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    March 28, 2007 at 3:13 am
    I hope to god that the robot wont have his hand on his crotch.

    And dynapyre, come on... it`s Vegas... it can`t be overboard.

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    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1355 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 3:19 am
    Hey, you guys, if that robot ever blows up, don`t tell on me.
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    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 3:21 am
    Wow… he’s off his nut. You know, I hope he does build it. This is something that I’ve just gotta see.
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 3:44 am
    Somebody call James Bond (or at least Austin Powers), we have another supervillian to vanquish!!

    Giant Michael Jackson robot. Shooting lasers. <sigh> Truth really IS stranger than fiction. (assuming, of course, that this is real. Somehow, it seems kinda made-up, but maybe that`s just me)

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    youturnmeon Female 70 & Over
    245 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 3:56 am
    LOL!!!!!!!
  14. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 4:04 am
    if it was anyone but him or maybe tom cruise i wouldnt give it a second thought but from michael jackson anything could be true.
  15. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 4:09 am
    Has he taken this idea from his movie `Moonwalk`, was it??
    Where there was that giant robot at the end?
    Yes, I don`t think this is a new idea, but why didn`t he do this when he was popular and before the f*ck up?
  16. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 5:02 am
    See! Even Michael Jackson gets replaced by a robot. Soon there will be every single soul on earth!
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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 5:24 am
    See how easy you all forget? Does anyone else remember in the early 90`s the 7 statues he had made and installed all over the world? Then they filmed some sort of stupid Pepsi ad.
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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 6:09 am
    ^^^
    Er...I guess you were more of a Michael Jackson fan than most of us.

    Forgetting assumes that the information was valuable enough to register in the first place. ;-/

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    necros Male 18-29
    453 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 8:46 am
    will the robot be white or black?
  20. Profile photo of xyra
    xyra Female 18-29
    137 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 8:52 am
    Robots are going to kill us all. The only robots I approve of are ones that are small enough for us to easily knock around (except nanobots, those will destroy us) and the Jude Law man-bot from Artificial Intelligence.
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    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 9:39 am
    will it be made completely of plastic like michael?
  22. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 10:02 am
    firing laser beams.

    I read that one DListed, I thought MK was kidding. Wow.

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    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 10:41 am
    <SNIFF SNIFF> can ne1 smell that?
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    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 10:42 am
    smells like BS
  25. Profile photo of Nuke555
    Nuke555 Male 30-39
    170 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 11:41 am
    Watch out kiddies.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 12:24 pm
    attack of the 50 foot kiddy-fiddler! run!
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    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 3:04 pm
    it wont be allowed to fire lasers. Epileptic people might have a seizure set off because of them, and they cant not see it if theyre on a plane and glance out of the window
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    Dullahan8888 Male 13-17
    38 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 3:56 pm
    *sigh* what a shame. Rather that giving money to people who need it, we`re wasting it on some
    robot that has no usefullness whatsoever.
  29. Profile photo of Unanswered
    Unanswered Male 13-17
    239 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 3:56 pm
    That sounds like a robot chicken sketch. Tell me this isn`t true.
  30. Profile photo of Jilana
    Jilana Female 13-17
    254 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 3:58 pm
    I just see this having such bad results...
    A 50 ft. robot randomly roaming a desert?
    Come on, now. I was so sure mankind was better than that.
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    omgwtfho Female 18-29
    218 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 4:01 pm
    Wow, this man is so up in himself. Earth to jacko, i think your brain`s fallen out your nose.
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    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 4:49 pm
    well hes done everything else including kids

    but i thought he was bankrupt and had bills up to his eyes

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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 5:28 pm
    If it does happen, i`m going to go destroy it.

    And i`m 110% drating serious about that.

    I`ve always wanted to destroy a giant robot, and it being of MJ even sweetens the deal.

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    kmitch717 Male 13-17
    207 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 5:28 pm
    "it wont be allowed to fire lasers. Epileptic people might have a seizure set off because of them, and they cant not see it if theyre on a plane and glance out of the window"
    umm if epileptic people are going to travel somewhere, i doubt they`d go to Vegas since the lights there already give people seizures even if they dont have epilepsy! and to make people forget how weird he was .....Michael Jackson is going to.....build a gigantic robot that stomps around the desert......and shoots lasers.....lets see how that pans out, shall we?
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    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 6:07 pm
    now we just need someone like prince to make one to and we can have 50 foot tall girly man robot fights.
  36. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 6:23 pm
    Prince`s 50ft robot would be 40ft tall.
  37. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 6:24 pm
    "Michael`s looked at the sketches and likes them", he told the New York Daily News.

    Wow :-O amazing, quite the report.

    I think he had a DVD of people revealing a giant statue of him and everyone fainting and screaming "MICHEAL WE LOVE YOU". People were crying everwhere with his rythmic soldier squad to control the enormous crowd.

    .....attention whore.....he does it all for the attention :-P

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    redskyblack2 Female 18-29
    203 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 7:06 pm
    I smell an apocolypse.
  39. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 7:16 pm
    I WONDER WHAT ENVIRONMENTALISTS WILL SAY ABOUT A GIANT METAL THING ROAMING AROUND THE DESERT.
  40. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 7:25 pm
    im scared
  41. Profile photo of SushiPillow
    SushiPillow Male 13-17
    24 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 7:32 pm
    Cool, it can molest the baby from "Honey, I Blew Up the Kid".
  42. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 8:38 pm
    That guy scares me...
    Stupid Mr. No-nose
  43. Profile photo of Sweet_Tooth
    Sweet_Tooth Male 18-29
    308 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 9:02 pm
    Oh c`mon people! We already have more deadly stuff than this in Roswell, New Mexico. One more won`t hurt...oh wait. I forgot, Michael Jackson is already bad enough without as a human...err...I mean plastic dummy. Damn! We`re all screwed (and if it gets finished before I officially become an adult, that might be literal).
    "New and improved Mecha Jackson (yes, I based the name off of Mecha Streisand)! Can molest children 500 times as fast as the original thus molesting 500 times more. Michael Jackson: making the world a little more scarred, one kid at a time."
  44. Profile photo of Rammstein221
    Rammstein221 Male 13-17
    407 posts
    March 28, 2007 at 9:38 pm
    If Godzilla has taught me anything, this robot won`t last long. Soon enough some radio active iguana is gonna come kick his ass and all the robot is gonna be able to to is moonwalk it`s broken self back to the rape cave, I mean where ever MJ decides to live at the time.

    Of course this is gonna be filmed, so get ready to enjoy that.

  45. Profile photo of SuperQuack_x
    SuperQuack_x Female 13-17
    190 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 12:02 am
    wtf..
  46. Profile photo of Ya_Mum
    Ya_Mum Male 13-17
    187 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 6:39 am
    omfg a giant laser beam shooting robotic child molester. f*ck that is scary.
  47. Profile photo of GothPirate
    GothPirate Female 18-29
    121 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    It`s obviously not real. Idiots.
  48. Profile photo of SushiPillow
    SushiPillow Male 13-17
    24 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 4:35 pm
    *Checks date* Remember, never believe anything said on the internet around April Fool`s.
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    mmxcolada Female 13-17
    28 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 7:18 pm
    LMAO
    if they build this.. i`ll be able to see it from my house.. hahaha
  50. Profile photo of Sathyre
    Sathyre Female 18-29
    36 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 12:47 am
    It just does not end!
  51. Profile photo of Gameboy198
    Gameboy198 Male 13-17
    10 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 3:07 am
    Ordinarily I would have called BS on this one. However, this is Micheal Jackson we`re talking about here. I could just see the think going haywire and turning into some crazy Godzilla/Terminator hybrid.

    Pvt Anderson: Sir! The artillery shells have no effect! He`s just absorbing them like a can of Jesus Juice!

    Robo-Jackson: HEE-HEE! *Shoots lasers out of his crotch, obliterating a tank*

    Sgt. Marcus: Anderson! Direct your fire at his nose! It has to be his weak point! No way that thing can stay on much longer!

    *tank puts a shell into Robo-Jackson`s nose*

    Robo-Jackson: JAMONE-AH! *head explodes*

  52. Profile photo of Lazorfish
    Lazorfish Male 13-17
    738 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 3:12 pm
    Jacko Vs. The Decipticons LIVE.
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    maggierose78 Female 18-29
    688 posts
    April 3, 2007 at 10:05 am
    Wouldn`t it be ironic (justified irony) if the robot went insane and got Michael J. and molested him. I apologize, but I would pay to see that.
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    dontclickme Female 13-17
    93 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 8:43 am
    damn, nutn is overbord in vegas...if u whant a large ice cream in mcdonalds, it ends up eing a foot long....and if they build it i would be out there looking for it, lol, living in las vegas sure pays of...or dos it?
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    ozmins12 Male 13-17
    62 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 9:23 pm
    that IS SO COOL
    as soon as it is made, imgoing to vegas, just so i can have this conversation
    "what did you do this weekend?"
    "i went to the mall, you?"
    "I SAW A GAINT MICHAEL JACKSON FIRE LAZER BEAMS"
    *bwahahahahahaha!*
    lazers...w00
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    jerome95 Male 13-17
    40 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 5:00 pm
    probaly will have to build a giant kid to keep him happy
  57. Profile photo of jerome95
    jerome95 Male 13-17
    40 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 5:01 pm
    if u no wat i mean
  58. Profile photo of jerome95
    jerome95 Male 13-17
    40 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 5:02 pm
    hehe
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    xlarzzx Male 13-17
    6 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 10:15 pm
    fudge

    I am a pretty pretty little girl

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