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Date: 03/30/07 02:30 AM

108 Responses to Humped by a Dolphin

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 11:32 pm
    Link: Humped by a Dolphin - This guy has a great sense of humor about it.
  2. Profile photo of jako9b14270
    jako9b14270 Male 13-17
    170 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 2:35 am
    Lmao that`s great.
  3. Profile photo of dynapyre
    dynapyre Male 18-29
    114 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 2:36 am
    siiiiiick. looks like a rehearsed trick, but on the other hand, they would never do that at sea world...
  4. Profile photo of sepia-tenshi
    sepia-tenshi Female 18-29
    353 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 2:45 am
    -_- and that guy was enjoying it ....ewwwww... issues?
  5. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2007 at 2:49 am
    i think he enjoyed that to a little to much. not sawing he want to have sex with a dolphin just that its not fun to get humped by one.
  6. Profile photo of braindamaged
    braindamaged Male 18-29
    102 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 3:10 am
    interspecies dry humping: and you thought watching your dog hump its toy doll was funny.
  7. Profile photo of beeyooteeful
    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
    546 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 3:20 am
    He was just having fun, you guys are so serious.
  8. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 3:21 am
    Lol, it does look like a rehearsed trick, seeing how the dolphin came back up looking like it deserved a treat. I thought it was still pretty funny thought.
  9. Profile photo of innergoth
    innergoth Male 13-17
    200 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 3:24 am
    he was so loving that!
    and i would say that the trainers at seaworld get bored so they train them to pretend hump anyone who gets to close to the tank. whoever it was would be so freaked out by it they wouldnt tell anyone.
  10. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 3:33 am
    lol
  11. Profile photo of Victor_Watts
    Victor_Watts Male 18-29
    188 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 3:36 am
    You guys are obviously jealous of him.

    I know i am.

  12. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
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    March 30, 2007 at 3:38 am
    Ha ha, good trick.
    Although the guy was really liking that)-|
    oooo dolphin lovin`!
  13. Profile photo of AK-047
    AK-047 Male 13-17
    270 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 3:49 am
    The dolphin stops when the guy blows the whistle, clearly a trick, nevertheless a perverse one.
  14. Profile photo of brittany555
    brittany555 Female 13-17
    44 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 3:50 am
    THAT MADE MY DAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  15. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
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    March 30, 2007 at 3:50 am
    ehehehe...its just being friendly =) oo lovely dolphins mwamwa mwa
  16. Profile photo of duolon
    duolon Male 18-29
    36 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 3:54 am
    That reminds me of a something my frriend linked me to:

    Dophin Sex

  17. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 4:23 am
    HANK: It was the dolphin. He attacked me.
    PEGGY: M-hm. I see.
    HANK: No, it was more than that. He -- you remember in that movie on Lifetime, what Gregory Harrison did to Valerie Bertinelli?
    PEGGY: Oh, my God! Oh, I have never -- well, actually I have had a dog hump my leg. Oh, it doesn`t feel good, does it?
  18. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 4:29 am
    Beeyooteeful
    "He was just having fun, you guys are so serious."

    Same thoughts here. I know plenty of people who would have done the same thing.

  19. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 4:32 am
    Haha wow...

    "He was just having fun, you guys are so serious."
    Serious. Plus what`s he gonna do? Throw it off of him? Yeah. Right.

  20. Profile photo of Shillier
    Shillier Male 18-29
    260 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 4:40 am
    my virgin eyes
  21. Profile photo of bubblebubb
    bubblebubb Female 18-29
    339 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 4:43 am
    I thought dolphins were supposed to be intelligent! They cant even tell the diference between a male human and a female dolphin??
  22. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 5:43 am
    Yet, another reason not to swim in the ocean via i-am-bored.
  23. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 5:49 am
    in order to help streamline their bodies, dolphins genitalia are housed internally until they`re needed. That dolphin`s was still inside. So its a trick. Not like a dog humping your leg at all.


  24. Profile photo of siny_toy_gun
    siny_toy_gun Female 13-17
    267 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 6:08 am
    ^thanks for the lesson mr.bankvole

    anyways, that was hilarious...ahaha

  25. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 6:40 am
    I having seafood tonight. Bring on the tartar sauce!
  26. Profile photo of speedsta
    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 7:03 am
    dolfins are the only other animal to have sex for enjoyment.. fact
  27. Profile photo of kcvampire
    kcvampire Male 30-39
    51 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 7:07 am
    that dolphin reminds him of last gf
    well the tuna smell does
  28. Profile photo of braindamaged
    braindamaged Male 18-29
    102 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 7:15 am
    you`re wrong speedsta. monkeys have sex for enjoyment too. All animals with highly developed brains do. That makes me wonder if elephants do, but I haven`t read anything about that.
  29. Profile photo of tiger__paw
    tiger__paw Female 18-29
    132 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 7:27 am
    Well, there`s something you don`t see everyday, THANK GOD!!!!
  30. Profile photo of phoenix6
    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 7:36 am
    That was so hilarious! Don`t wanna think it was rehearsed...funnier that way
  31. Profile photo of wakeofshadow
    wakeofshadow Female 13-17
    175 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 7:50 am
    he loves the dolhin! OK? ahhhhh. stick wiht own speices. ^^
  32. Profile photo of a_ron4
    a_ron4 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 8:00 am
    that dolphin was probably so embarassed, lol.
  33. Profile photo of phco3
    phco3 Female 18-29
    220 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 8:30 am
    That guy was hilarious! How funny!
  34. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 8:40 am
    There are guys that do this with chickens. Stick with the mamals please!
  35. Profile photo of jvcc
    jvcc Female 13-17
    354 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 9:09 am
    A rehearsed trick? XD Right. The dolphin trainers get lonely.
  36. Profile photo of Dullahan8888
    Dullahan8888 Male 13-17
    38 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 11:06 am
    oh...my......?
    That would be very strange to have that happen to you.
  37. Profile photo of 1eleanor2005
    1eleanor2005 Female 13-17
    324 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 11:54 am
    lol funny stuff
  38. Profile photo of Capt-Palmsy
    Capt-Palmsy Male 13-17
    151 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 11:57 am
    ...i`m streamlined...
  39. Profile photo of sprink99
    sprink99 Male 30-39
    393 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 11:58 am
    Bankvole, can you elucidate a little further on the reproductive techniques of the dolphin? I want to totally ignore any of the humourous conotations in the clip and concentrate solely on the scientific reasoning behind it.
  40. Profile photo of ZazaPink
    ZazaPink Female 13-17
    243 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 12:00 pm
    Lmfao!!
    It would be even funnier if Shamou did it...
  41. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 12:10 pm
    ...Am I the only one that found that arousing?

    Joke! I can just picture the trainers trying to teach the dolphin that trick. They must be VERY lonely at times!

  42. Profile photo of sexiemama1
    sexiemama1 Female 18-29
    18 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    That pretty much cracked me up, rehearsed trick or not.
  43. Profile photo of C0LD
    C0LD Male 18-29
    36 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 12:46 pm
    Ugh, that was gross.
  44. Profile photo of apttodo
    apttodo Female 18-29
    795 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 12:52 pm
    I am quite thoroughly disgusted by the "Dolphin Sex" link that duolon said. Thats just worng. Really is, far too detailed. I might just have to throw up the lasagne I just ate :(

    But, the video was funny :)

  45. Profile photo of Rauron
    Rauron Male 13-17
    563 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 1:09 pm
    "in order to help streamline their bodies, dolphins genitalia are housed internally until they`re needed. That dolphin`s was still inside. So its a trick. Not like a dog humping your leg at all."
    .... thanks for that, Bankvole. I.... really needed that information o.O
  46. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 1:27 pm
    haha
  47. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 1:32 pm
    Lol this reminds me of my friends dog - every time i go to her house her dog humps my leg.. yep.
  48. Profile photo of sprink99
    sprink99 Male 30-39
    393 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 1:52 pm
    Now thats one that WOULD taste of fish. )-|
  49. Profile photo of amonstrosity
    amonstrosity Female 18-29
    93 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 2:12 pm
    dolfins are the only other animal to have sex for enjoyment.. fact

    and penguin females whore themselves out while their mate isn`t looking in exchange for nesting rocks. did you know that fact?

  50. Profile photo of _CW_
    _CW_ Female 13-17
    47 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 3:09 pm
    Lmao. Was it a boy or girl dolphin? Either way, haha.
  51. Profile photo of Guest5386
    Guest5386 Female 18-29
    302 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 3:26 pm
    The guy had a great sense of humour :P if it would have been a "lady" she may have been mad :P

    I am pretty sure its a trick, but im not sure the trick was intended to be looking like humping, the dolphins just over did it XD

    And no, Dolphins arent the only animal having sex for pleasure, there that type of monkey too..

    Not the humans -_-; the bonobo or something like that -_-;

  52. Profile photo of Andyl
    Andyl Male 18-29
    300 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 3:43 pm
    Ripped directly from wikipedia:

    "Occasionally, dolphins will also show sexual behaviour towards humans."

    Could be a trick, but the whistle probably was a signal for the dolphin to relax or something. And about the slightly disturbing genetalia thing...what if it`s a female? Put all of it together and it looks like it probably wasn`t a trick...

  53. Profile photo of ragragdoll
    ragragdoll Female 18-29
    88 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 4:13 pm
    adorable. how the hell is it sick, you pretentious sensitive twats?
  54. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 4:51 pm
    :-O omg did nobody look at that link duolon sent!!! Boy oh boy i heard some odd stuff but man... worse thing is i was glued to it in fasiated horrer and could not stop reading X-(
    http://www.beastforum.com/showtopic-2315...
    The bit I nearly did stop at but could not risist looking at...
    Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?

    A3) Accept, if possible! I will go through the steps involved with males and females...

    Now I am off to be sick...

  55. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 5:22 pm
    i think.....i think he enjoyed it
  56. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2007 at 5:44 pm
    Second thing today i`ve seen on ebaums before I saw it here. C`mon IAB, get with the program.
  57. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 5:45 pm
    Or maybe I should just check with IAB before any other sites to make this the premiere site for infotainment. Wow... I need a job.
  58. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 5:48 pm
    Alright the last post was jsut to promote my word INFOTAINMENT.

    But isn`t it a great word... infotainment. Much better than viral video. That just sounds sickly, like you watch it then have to go to the hopsital directaly afterwards.

    INFOTAINMENT is what IAB specializes in. INFOTAINMENT pass it on.

  59. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 5:50 pm
    This oddly reminds me of a "King of the Hill" episode when Hank get`s...well, we`ll say "courted" by a dolphin and gets all phobic of dolphin dolls, dolphin sounds, etc.

    I just hope the trainer was not enjoying it way too much...~_~

  60. Profile photo of SamuraiGlock
    SamuraiGlock Male 18-29
    41 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 5:55 pm
    omg....im horny.....is that normal???
  61. Profile photo of kohokid28
    kohokid28 Male 13-17
    181 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 5:56 pm
    i wonder how many people can say "yup i have been raped by a dolphin!"
  62. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 5:57 pm
    That would suck so much. How embarrassing would that be?
  63. Profile photo of headwound
    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 6:17 pm
    me too swtdreams
  64. Profile photo of Wammazammam
    Wammazammam Male 13-17
    20 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 6:19 pm
    Xelous, Infotainment is my new favorite word.

    Back on the subject of aroused dolphins, I probably would have freaked out in that guys situation. He handled it well (people saying "he lieked it!!!!111!" he didn`t, he was just trying to make a joke of it). If been humped by my dog MANY times on my knee. Makes me shiver.

  65. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 6:21 pm
    +_+
  66. Profile photo of jeffro367
    jeffro367 Male 13-17
    77 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 6:57 pm
    haha, hilarious. but i think the dude went a little to far..still. very funny
  67. Profile photo of justKatrina
    justKatrina Female 13-17
    1007 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 7:18 pm
    F*ckin` ew.
  68. Profile photo of fishyboy
    fishyboy Male 30-39
    183 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 7:19 pm
    Don`t make me get marine biological with you, cos I will! But, just to ask the question: did anyone see a pen.is? in a dolphin, the pen.is is getting on to be the size of your arm, it`s not something you would miss.
  69. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 7:29 pm
    hahahahahaha
  70. Profile photo of primetime101
    primetime101 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 7:40 pm
    Gay dolphin
  71. Profile photo of excelman
    excelman Male 30-39
    418 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 8:13 pm
    Wouldn`t have that been great for the old time Flipper show? "Flipper, what are you doing? Get off!Get off!"
  72. Profile photo of dragonrice
    dragonrice Male 18-29
    632 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 8:21 pm
    What a gay dolphin.
  73. Profile photo of SillyCilly
    SillyCilly Female 13-17
    173 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 9:15 pm
    "Lookin` for some hot stuff baby this evenin`
    I need some hot stuff baby tonight
    I want some hot stuff baby this evenin`
    Gotta have some hot stuff
    Gotta have some love tonight"

    --Donna Summer

    lolz. i know that was a crude joke of mine..but it was way too good to pass up. the second i watched that movie that song popped in my head. *tries to stop giggling* *puts on serious face*
    "that wasnt funny, everybody.." lolz.

  74. Profile photo of carrettop
    carrettop Male 13-17
    142 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 9:58 pm
    :|
  75. Profile photo of t12750
    t12750 Female 13-17
    15 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 10:09 pm
    did u have a kid!
  76. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 10:24 pm
    Even though it was a trick, it
    was still pretty funny.

    that`s one smart dolphinn and one
    funny guyy.
    =]

  77. Profile photo of mangarooboo
    mangarooboo Female 13-17
    280 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 12:20 am
    oh my god.
    HAHAHAHA wow.
  78. Profile photo of driftalways
    driftalways Female 18-29
    88 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 1:04 am
    haha, that`s wonderful. Great sense of humor
  79. Profile photo of thewabbit
    thewabbit Male 13-17
    366 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 1:45 am
    i loved how the dolphin came up and gave him that i just raped you look.
  80. Profile photo of Kraken
    Kraken Female 18-29
    178 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 1:50 am
    Bwuahahaha. that was amazing, also how the dolphin when it went back into the water looked VERY satisfied.
  81. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 3:36 am
    That daulphin reminds me of Handbanana.

    Tonight, you.

  82. Profile photo of Mayhem66
    Mayhem66 Female 13-17
    454 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 11:11 am
    I was humped by a dog once. It wasn`t as adorable.

    *(yeef)*

  83. Profile photo of sayian17
    sayian17 Male 13-17
    63 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 1:05 pm
    That is just WRONG!
  84. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 1:52 pm
    erm...if you`ve ever actually seen a dolphin`s "organ" you`d know this is a trick...
  85. Profile photo of canaryellow
    canaryellow Female 13-17
    422 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 2:06 pm
    He kind of backs away when the dolphin comes back.
  86. Profile photo of Lazorfish
    Lazorfish Male 13-17
    738 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 2:42 pm
    No means no for Gary, Mr. Dolphin.
  87. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 3:17 pm
    haha looks like he had fun. lol he was a good sport about that.. most people would`ve freaked out & started hitting in or something.
  88. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 3:18 pm
    It looked like he was enjoing it..
  89. Profile photo of Spidersaber
    Spidersaber Male 13-17
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    March 31, 2007 at 4:19 pm
    omg people, no freaken DUH its a trick...whats that got to do with anything, it still funny.
  90. Profile photo of Soccerchic91
    Soccerchic91 Female 13-17
    12 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 10:20 pm
    ha that was funny
  91. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2007 at 12:27 am
    dude clearly got a boner but didnt wanna stand up.
  92. Profile photo of headseed
    headseed Male 70 & Over
    370 posts
    April 1, 2007 at 1:02 am
    that`s how you get crabs
  93. Profile photo of evilempress1
    evilempress1 Female 13-17
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    April 1, 2007 at 2:03 pm
    ^^ definatly.
  94. Profile photo of socalsk8er
    socalsk8er Male 13-17
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    April 3, 2007 at 8:55 pm
    lolz
  95. Profile photo of Ninfi
    Ninfi Female 13-17
    137 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 11:36 pm
    O.o in case the link wasn`t disturbing enough, the comments had some information i could`ve done without
  96. Profile photo of aj101
    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 11:44 am
    reminds me of that episode of king of the hell
  97. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
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    April 6, 2007 at 4:08 pm
    rehearsed, but funny i guess
  98. Profile photo of aussie_glow
    aussie_glow Female 13-17
    99 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 11:38 pm
    is that for real? lol, I cant believe someone trained that dolphin to do that!!!
  99. Profile photo of yourshoes
    yourshoes Female 13-17
    192 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 5:43 pm
    Can you say "dolphin trick"?
  100. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
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    April 10, 2007 at 2:59 pm
    Lmao! Dolphins are one of the few animals that enjoy sex, besides humans and bonobo chimps.
  101. Profile photo of kyleryanmark
    kyleryanmark Male 18-29
    15 posts
    May 7, 2007 at 7:18 pm
    he did that on purpose;-)
  102. Profile photo of treiscool
    treiscool Female 13-17
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    May 14, 2007 at 12:14 am
    ha, what a good sport.
  103. Profile photo of chamonerera
    chamonerera Male 13-17
    6 posts
    May 17, 2007 at 8:22 pm
    oh baby ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    he just loves his fishy rape
  104. Profile photo of NeverAiling
    NeverAiling Male 18-29
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    May 22, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    Lucky dolphin.
  105. Profile photo of aznsensayshn
    aznsensayshn Male 13-17
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    June 19, 2007 at 12:45 pm
    well.. hm.. not much to say about that. i think that`s a first for me, to see a dolphin um.. do that.
  106. Profile photo of HawkEyeElise
    HawkEyeElise Female 13-17
    198 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 3:03 am
    wow.
  107. Profile photo of Starshine24
    Starshine24 Female 13-17
    706 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 11:30 am
    they shall have lovely babies
  108. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    May 17, 2009 at 9:38 am
    he must love the rape from a mammal of the sea...if I were the dolphin i would of went for the woman..

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