Humped by a Dolphin

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny
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This guy has a great sense of humor about it.
There are 108 comments:
Male 368
he must love the rape from a mammal of the sea...if I were the dolphin i would of went for the woman..
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Female 706
they shall have lovely babies
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Female 198
wow.
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Male 129
well.. hm.. not much to say about that. i think that`s a first for me, to see a dolphin um.. do that.
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Male 213
Lucky dolphin.
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Male 6
oh baby ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
he just loves his fishy rape
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Female 82
ha, what a good sport.
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Male 15
he did that on purpose;-)
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Male 949
Lmao! Dolphins are one of the few animals that enjoy sex, besides humans and bonobo chimps.
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Female 192
Can you say "dolphin trick"?
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Female 99
is that for real? lol, I cant believe someone trained that dolphin to do that!!!
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Female 943
rehearsed, but funny i guess
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Male 567
reminds me of that episode of king of the hell
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Female 137
O.o in case the link wasn`t disturbing enough, the comments had some information i could`ve done without
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Male 115
lolz
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Female 416
^^ definatly.
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Male 370
that`s how you get crabs
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Male 1,704
dude clearly got a boner but didnt wanna stand up.
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Female 12
ha that was funny
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Male 9
omg people, no freaken DUH its a trick...whats that got to do with anything, it still funny.
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Female 2,552
It looked like he was enjoing it..
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Female 576
haha looks like he had fun. lol he was a good sport about that.. most people would`ve freaked out & started hitting in or something.
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Male 738
No means no for Gary, Mr. Dolphin.
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Female 422
He kind of backs away when the dolphin comes back.
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Male 1,024
erm...if you`ve ever actually seen a dolphin`s "organ" you`d know this is a trick...
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Male 63
That is just WRONG!
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Female 454
I was humped by a dog once. It wasn`t as adorable.

*(yeef)*

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Male 2,172
That daulphin reminds me of Handbanana.

Tonight, you.

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Female 178
Bwuahahaha. that was amazing, also how the dolphin when it went back into the water looked VERY satisfied.
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Male 366
i loved how the dolphin came up and gave him that i just raped you look.
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Female 88
haha, that`s wonderful. Great sense of humor
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Female 280
oh my god.
HAHAHAHA wow.
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Female 576
Even though it was a trick, it
was still pretty funny.

that`s one smart dolphinn and one
funny guyy.
=]

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Female 15
did u have a kid!
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Male 142
:|
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Female 173
"Lookin` for some hot stuff baby this evenin`
I need some hot stuff baby tonight
I want some hot stuff baby this evenin`
Gotta have some hot stuff
Gotta have some love tonight"

--Donna Summer

lolz. i know that was a crude joke of mine..but it was way too good to pass up. the second i watched that movie that song popped in my head. *tries to stop giggling* *puts on serious face*
"that wasnt funny, everybody.." lolz.

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Male 632
What a gay dolphin.
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Male 418
Wouldn`t have that been great for the old time Flipper show? "Flipper, what are you doing? Get off!Get off!"
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Male 143
Gay dolphin
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Male 1,866
hahahahahaha
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Male 183
Don`t make me get marine biological with you, cos I will! But, just to ask the question: did anyone see a pen.is? [hint] in a dolphin, the pen.is is getting on to be the size of your arm, it`s not something you would miss.
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Female 1,007
F*ckin` ew.
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Male 77
haha, hilarious. but i think the dude went a little to far..still. very funny
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Male 713
+_+
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Male 20
Xelous, Infotainment is my new favorite word.

Back on the subject of aroused dolphins, I probably would have freaked out in that guys situation. He handled it well (people saying "he lieked it!!!!111!" he didn`t, he was just trying to make a joke of it). If been humped by my dog MANY times on my knee. Makes me shiver.

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Male 559
me too swtdreams
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Male 425
That would suck so much. How embarrassing would that be?
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Male 181
i wonder how many people can say "yup i have been raped by a dolphin!"
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Male 41
omg....im horny.....is that normal???
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Female 1,407
This oddly reminds me of a "King of the Hill" episode when Hank get`s...well, we`ll say "courted" by a dolphin and gets all phobic of dolphin dolls, dolphin sounds, etc.

I just hope the trainer was not enjoying it way too much...~_~

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Male 2,513
Alright the last post was jsut to promote my word INFOTAINMENT.

But isn`t it a great word... infotainment. Much better than viral video. That just sounds sickly, like you watch it then have to go to the hopsital directaly afterwards.

INFOTAINMENT is what IAB specializes in. INFOTAINMENT pass it on.

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Male 2,513
Or maybe I should just check with IAB before any other sites to make this the premiere site for infotainment. Wow... I need a job.
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Male 2,513
Second thing today i`ve seen on ebaums before I saw it here. C`mon IAB, get with the program.
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Male 572
i think.....i think he enjoyed it
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Male 626
:-O omg did nobody look at that link duolon sent!!! Boy oh boy i heard some odd stuff but man... worse thing is i was glued to it in fasiated horrer and could not stop reading X-(
http://www.beastforum.com/showtopic-2315...
The bit I nearly did stop at but could not risist looking at...
Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?

A3) Accept, if possible! I will go through the steps involved with males and females...

Now I am off to be sick...

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Female 88
adorable. how the hell is it sick, you pretentious sensitive twats?
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Male 300
Ripped directly from wikipedia:

"Occasionally, dolphins will also show sexual behaviour towards humans."

Could be a trick, but the whistle probably was a signal for the dolphin to relax or something. And about the slightly disturbing genetalia thing...what if it`s a female? Put all of it together and it looks like it probably wasn`t a trick...

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Female 302
The guy had a great sense of humour :P if it would have been a "lady" she may have been mad :P

I am pretty sure its a trick, but im not sure the trick was intended to be looking like humping, the dolphins just over did it XD

And no, Dolphins arent the only animal having sex for pleasure, there that type of monkey too..

Not the humans -_-; the bonobo or something like that -_-;

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Female 47
Lmao. Was it a boy or girl dolphin? Either way, haha.
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Female 93
dolfins are the only other animal to have sex for enjoyment.. fact

and penguin females whore themselves out while their mate isn`t looking in exchange for nesting rocks. did you know that fact?

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Male 393
Now thats one that WOULD taste of fish. )-|
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Female 679
Lol this reminds me of my friends dog - every time i go to her house her dog humps my leg.. yep.
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Female 1,463
haha
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Male 562
"in order to help streamline their bodies, dolphins genitalia are housed internally until they`re needed. That dolphin`s was still inside. So its a trick. Not like a dog humping your leg at all."
.... thanks for that, Bankvole. I.... really needed that information o.O
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Female 795
I am quite thoroughly disgusted by the "Dolphin Sex" link that duolon said. Thats just worng. Really is, far too detailed. I might just have to throw up the lasagne I just ate :(

But, the video was funny :)

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Male 36
Ugh, that was gross.
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Female 18
That pretty much cracked me up, rehearsed trick or not.
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Female 583
...Am I the only one that found that arousing?

Joke! I can just picture the trainers trying to teach the dolphin that trick. They must be VERY lonely at times!

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Female 243
Lmfao!!
It would be even funnier if Shamou did it...
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Male 393
Bankvole, can you elucidate a little further on the reproductive techniques of the dolphin? I want to totally ignore any of the humourous conotations in the clip and concentrate solely on the scientific reasoning behind it.
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Male 151
...i`m streamlined...
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Female 324
lol funny stuff
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Male 38
oh...my......?
That would be very strange to have that happen to you.
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Female 354
A rehearsed trick? XD Right. The dolphin trainers get lonely.
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Male 838
There are guys that do this with chickens. Stick with the mamals please!
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Female 220
That guy was hilarious! How funny!
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Male 62
that dolphin was probably so embarassed, lol.
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Female 175
he loves the dolhin! OK? ahhhhh. stick wiht own speices. ^^
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Female 407
That was so hilarious! Don`t wanna think it was rehearsed...funnier that way
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Female 132
Well, there`s something you don`t see everyday, THANK GOD!!!!
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Male 102
you`re wrong speedsta. monkeys have sex for enjoyment too. All animals with highly developed brains do. That makes me wonder if elephants do, but I haven`t read anything about that.
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Male 51
that dolphin reminds him of last gf
well the tuna smell does
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Male 609
dolfins are the only other animal to have sex for enjoyment.. fact
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Male 756
I having seafood tonight. Bring on the tartar sauce!
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Female 267
^thanks for the lesson mr.bankvole

anyways, that was hilarious...ahaha

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Male 959
in order to help streamline their bodies, dolphins genitalia are housed internally until they`re needed. That dolphin`s was still inside. So its a trick. Not like a dog humping your leg at all.


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Female 1,496
Yet, another reason not to swim in the ocean via i-am-bored.
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Female 339
I thought dolphins were supposed to be intelligent! They cant even tell the diference between a male human and a female dolphin??
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Male 260
my virgin eyes
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Male 623
Haha wow...

"He was just having fun, you guys are so serious."
Serious. Plus what`s he gonna do? Throw it off of him? Yeah. Right.

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Male 896
Beeyooteeful
"He was just having fun, you guys are so serious."

Same thoughts here. I know plenty of people who would have done the same thing.

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Male 888
HANK: It was the dolphin. He attacked me.
PEGGY: M-hm. I see.
HANK: No, it was more than that. He -- you remember in that movie on Lifetime, what Gregory Harrison did to Valerie Bertinelli?
PEGGY: Oh, my God! Oh, I have never -- well, actually I have had a dog hump my leg. Oh, it doesn`t feel good, does it?
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Male 36
That reminds me of a something my frriend linked me to:

Dophin Sex

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Female 1,395
ehehehe...its just being friendly =) oo lovely dolphins mwamwa mwa
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Female 44
THAT MADE MY DAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Male 270
The dolphin stops when the guy blows the whistle, clearly a trick, nevertheless a perverse one.
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Female 1,228
Ha ha, good trick.
Although the guy was really liking that)-|
oooo dolphin lovin`!
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Male 188
You guys are obviously jealous of him.

I know i am.

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Male 2,567
lol
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Male 200
he was so loving that!
and i would say that the trainers at seaworld get bored so they train them to pretend hump anyone who gets to close to the tank. whoever it was would be so freaked out by it they wouldnt tell anyone.
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Male 724
Lol, it does look like a rehearsed trick, seeing how the dolphin came back up looking like it deserved a treat. I thought it was still pretty funny thought.
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Female 546
He was just having fun, you guys are so serious.
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Male 102
interspecies dry humping: and you thought watching your dog hump its toy doll was funny.
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Male 1,142
i think he enjoyed that to a little to much. not sawing he want to have sex with a dolphin just that its not fun to get humped by one.
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Female 353
-_- and that guy was enjoying it ....ewwwww... issues?
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Male 114
siiiiiick. looks like a rehearsed trick, but on the other hand, they would never do that at sea world...
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Male 170
Lmao that`s great.
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Male 10,115
Link: Humped by a Dolphin [Rate Link] - This guy has a great sense of humor about it.
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