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Date: 03/23/07 02:40 AM

73 Responses to How to Leave Your Geek Husband

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 2:06 am
    Link: How to Leave Your Geek Husband - My guess is he was spending too much time on the interweb.
  2. Profile photo of gonadsonfire
    gonadsonfire Male 13-17
    579 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 2:45 am
    I lol`d :-D

    btw, first post

  3. Profile photo of MiddleGoose
    MiddleGoose Male 18-29
    40 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 2:45 am
    Nice... Awfully creative. :-)
  4. Profile photo of bigsisjune
    bigsisjune Female 13-17
    214 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 2:47 am
    It`d be better to put other keys around it (key! I get it!) So it`s a liiiiitle less noticeable. But still, funny.
  5. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 2:48 am
    im glad iab has stopped sucking donkey balls and started having good links again.
  6. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 2:58 am
    Or as an alternative she could have taken away the Ctrl+Alt+Delete keys and he would have been screwed.
  7. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 2:58 am
    Internets 1
  8. Profile photo of bigsisjune
    bigsisjune Female 13-17
    214 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 3:19 am
    She didn`t wanna screw him, stupid. She was mad at him 8-)
  9. Profile photo of wings1313
    wings1313 Female 18-29
    314 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 3:22 am
    hahah thats funny.....
  10. Profile photo of rockemo1613
    rockemo1613 Female 13-17
    20 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 3:22 am
    lol if i ever get divorsed i would do something like that(actually probally not)still funny
  11. Profile photo of BakaNeko728
    BakaNeko728 Female 18-29
    665 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 3:22 am
    hahahaah i liked that.
  12. Profile photo of GeneralPhyL
    GeneralPhyL Male 18-29
    133 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 3:29 am
    Geek husband? Isn`t that an oxymoron?
  13. Profile photo of bambii311
    bambii311 Female 13-17
    333 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 3:37 am
    Brilliant! Haha best marriage ender I`ve ever seen!
  14. Profile photo of 240ZettoAKA
    240ZettoAKA Female 18-29
    344 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 3:43 am
    Nicely done~
  15. Profile photo of Aerfy
    Aerfy Male 18-29
    232 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 3:49 am
    Evil and too the point, Brilliant
  16. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 4:14 am
    And you respond by taking that key and scratching "Your sister dont." into her car. (or face)
  17. Profile photo of crazymagemia
    crazymagemia Female 18-29
    364 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 4:34 am
    [email protected]!

    yeah, pretty much!

    and haha, finally something that actually made me giggle ^^

  18. Profile photo of innocent1
    innocent1 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 4:49 am
    ::gigglefits::

    That`s mean, good..but mean.

  19. Profile photo of ebsha
    ebsha Female 18-29
    198 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 5:28 am
    hehe, i`d so do that.
  20. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 5:54 am
    Wow... I`ll ahve to keep that one in mind, but I`d like to see one for a game system... Maybe a "divorce" channel on the Wii? :-P
  21. Profile photo of cookie11111
    cookie11111 Male 13-17
    184 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 6:22 am
    HAHA, you should have left some lube and his creditcard next to the keyboard, cos he`s gunna need it! HAHA
  22. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 6:41 am
    What`s so wonderfull about leaving someone? There can be a dramatic story behind all this!
  23. Profile photo of Xxayna
    Xxayna Female 30-39
    316 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 6:42 am
    OOH He keeps his keyboard so nice and dust free!
  24. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 6:44 am
    And why the hell is only buddy getting the right to post? I`m sending 4 links every day. Who is this guy??? IAB is getting monopolized! FREE IAB! FIGHT FOR FREEDOM!
  25. Profile photo of wakeofshadow
    wakeofshadow Female 13-17
    175 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 6:49 am
    awesome but sad
  26. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 6:59 am
    lol
  27. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 7:19 am
    If he was a touch-typer (most likely) he wouldn`t look down to see it.
  28. Profile photo of bumblecock
    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 7:39 am
    What`s an interweb?
  29. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 8:25 am
    That made me sad... :(
  30. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 8:26 am
    Lmao!
  31. Profile photo of apttodo
    apttodo Female 18-29
    795 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 8:53 am
    whats the craic people? that was funny
  32. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 9:36 am
    fiancé.
    It`s an engagement ring. no wedding band.
  33. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 9:39 am
    ArghBeast. Same here. It seems only the most juvenile links are getting through. I`m pretty much convinced whoever is in charge here is a 15 year old kid a la Beavis & Butthead.
  34. Profile photo of animefreak88
    animefreak88 Female 13-17
    319 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 9:51 am
    Awesome.
  35. Profile photo of Legion5
    Legion5 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 10:59 am
    That was rather uninteresting.
  36. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 12:54 pm
    "
    Geek husband? Isn`t that an oxymoron?"

    Bill Gates.

    "And why the hell is only buddy getting the right to post? I`m sending 4 links every day. Who is this guy??? IAB is getting monopolized! FREE IAB! FIGHT FOR FREEDOM!"

    He owns the website you tool :P

  37. Profile photo of CoFBunny
    CoFBunny Female 18-29
    171 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 12:56 pm
    My husband is a geek, I love him!

    *sings along with Tiffany* I think were alone now!!!

  38. Profile photo of Gh4z
    Gh4z Male 18-29
    234 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 1:48 pm
    Haha, that`s original!
    But the board is too clean to call the husband/fiance a geek :D "PHOTOSHOPPED!!1!eleven!"
  39. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 2:54 pm
    Ha Ha!
    very funny!
    Although I thought it said `Greek Husband`
  40. Profile photo of schmexie
    schmexie Female 13-17
    351 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    awww how mean..... but strangley funny haha ./xo
  41. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 3:45 pm
    I will admit to sitting perplexed for a while as i`d read the title as `how to leave your GREEK husband`...so..aha...mmm
  42. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 3:54 pm
    hey thats pretty good

    but he properly got a wife on world of warcraft

  43. Profile photo of skating247
    skating247 Female 13-17
    268 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 4:01 pm
    not a bad idea but personally i think discussing a devorce is a better idea.
  44. Profile photo of FrozenSunset
    FrozenSunset Female 18-29
    193 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 4:57 pm
    Lol, my bf wouldn`t get it. He`s lame.
  45. Profile photo of Fabbyfubz
    Fabbyfubz Male 13-17
    176 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 5:01 pm
    All you have to do is remove the WASD keys.
  46. Profile photo of liniarc
    liniarc Male 18-29
    238 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 5:01 pm
    why photoshopped? I can easily do it on my computer.
  47. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 5:32 pm
    Internet 1
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  48. Profile photo of wierd
    wierd Male 13-17
    6 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 5:33 pm
    brilliant this has given me an idea for my ned of year prank
  49. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 5:37 pm
    taha he got rejected
  50. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 6:14 pm
    hah yes, now if only ther keys would come out of the keyboard
  51. Profile photo of Guest5386
    Guest5386 Female 18-29
    302 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 6:34 pm
    Look like my ring... and look like a good way to leave my husband ...

    damn you IAB, making me think it will be a good prank... its crual i couldnt do that ... inst it ? ... o.O; tell me i shouldnt .. o.O;

  52. Profile photo of Caprikorn28
    Caprikorn28 Female 18-29
    52 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 7:47 pm
    yeah, i say leave the other keys around it so its not so noticeable. and like... mix up the keys too, so he has a hell of a time trying to figure out where they go XD

    hahahaha, and wanna know the sad thing? i know the guy i would do this to

  53. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 8:49 pm
    lol looked like she left Caps lock on with the capitals!
  54. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 9:31 pm
    =|
    ouch
  55. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 10:53 pm
    oooooo cold
  56. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    March 24, 2007 at 12:11 am
    "Or as an alternative she could have taken away the Ctrl+Alt+Delete keys and he would have been screwed."
    Yeah well he`s a geek, how do you know he was using windows? :P
  57. Profile photo of anthropology
    anthropology Female 30-39
    71 posts
    March 24, 2007 at 12:24 am
    I`m calling BS. She would`ve left at least one key the same.
  58. Profile photo of Aramil
    Aramil Male 18-29
    315 posts
    March 24, 2007 at 9:52 am
    What the hell! She broke his keyboard...
  59. Profile photo of Caprikorn28
    Caprikorn28 Female 18-29
    52 posts
    March 24, 2007 at 11:23 am
    she didnt break it, you can take the keys off to clean `em and put `em right back on

    they`re made to come off when ya need `em to

  60. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    March 24, 2007 at 12:34 pm
    this is awesome..
    i would so do it if i decided i hated my geeky husband.. or even boyfriend. lol
  61. Profile photo of Unbreakable
    Unbreakable Female 18-29
    327 posts
    March 24, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    haah!
  62. Profile photo of blckroses13
    blckroses13 Female 18-29
    18 posts
    March 25, 2007 at 1:31 am
    hahaha, i could so see my husband doing that to me, lol. (ok, so itd be the other way around, but still, lol)
  63. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    March 25, 2007 at 2:05 am
    Argh Beast:
    Hm...who could Buddy be?

    Most definitely, he CAN`T be the leader of this site...

  64. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    March 25, 2007 at 2:07 am
    *Owner.

    Bah.

  65. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    March 25, 2007 at 2:08 am
    At least she had the decency to leave the ring.
  66. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    March 25, 2007 at 11:46 am
    Aww, lolz.
  67. Profile photo of phoenix6
    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 11:16 am
    that`s an excellent way to leave a marriage...cold but excellent.
  68. Profile photo of Caprikorn28
    Caprikorn28 Female 18-29
    52 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 2:37 pm
    haha, yeah, at least she left the ring

    she coulda been really evil and sold it, kept the money for herself

    ooo, that`d be coooolllld

  69. Profile photo of Soccerchic91
    Soccerchic91 Female 13-17
    12 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 10:26 pm
    haha thats pretty clever
  70. Profile photo of flyingpixiex
    flyingpixiex Female 18-29
    152 posts
    April 30, 2007 at 11:51 am
    Actually, pretty funny, I did this to my fiance. I dated a guy for about 5 years, we were engaged but until we moved in together I didnt realize how much computer games consumed his life.. and how geeky he really was. I tried to talk to hima bout it.. about the whole.. you know... table being set with a really good dinner and picking the plate up and going to play a computer game... yeaaaa... so he left for work.. i grabbed my stuff, and since I knew he`d be on the computer that night, thats where I left everything with a note though... not just the keys missing. haha
  71. Profile photo of cantab
    cantab Male 18-29
    170 posts
    June 8, 2007 at 12:59 pm
    I call not done for `real`. It`s probably not a shop, but the keyboard`s too clean to have actually been regularly used by a `geek`, it looks like it only just came out of the box!
  72. Profile photo of Wadz
    Wadz Male 18-29
    103 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 2:49 am
    heh sucks to be him
  73. Profile photo of jb701926
    jb701926 Male 13-17
    1 post
    November 7, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    Maybe it only looks new because they could have bought a new keyboard to use in the picture

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