How to Leave Your Geek Husband

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny

My guess is he was spending too much time on the interweb.
There are 73 comments:
Male 1
Maybe it only looks new because they could have bought a new keyboard to use in the picture
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Male 103
heh sucks to be him
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Male 170
I call not done for `real`. It`s probably not a shop, but the keyboard`s too clean to have actually been regularly used by a `geek`, it looks like it only just came out of the box!
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Female 152
Actually, pretty funny, I did this to my fiance. I dated a guy for about 5 years, we were engaged but until we moved in together I didnt realize how much computer games consumed his life.. and how geeky he really was. I tried to talk to hima bout it.. about the whole.. you know... table being set with a really good dinner and picking the plate up and going to play a computer game... yeaaaa... so he left for work.. i grabbed my stuff, and since I knew he`d be on the computer that night, thats where I left everything with a note though... not just the keys missing. haha
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Female 12
haha thats pretty clever
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Female 52
haha, yeah, at least she left the ring

she coulda been really evil and sold it, kept the money for herself

ooo, that`d be coooolllld

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Female 407
that`s an excellent way to leave a marriage...cold but excellent.
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Female 920
Aww, lolz.
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Female 4,028
At least she had the decency to leave the ring.
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Female 4,028
*Owner.

Bah.

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Female 4,028
Argh Beast:
Hm...who could Buddy be?

Most definitely, he CAN`T be the leader of this site...

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Female 18
hahaha, i could so see my husband doing that to me, lol. (ok, so itd be the other way around, but still, lol)
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Female 327
haah!
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Female 576
this is awesome..
i would so do it if i decided i hated my geeky husband.. or even boyfriend. lol
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Female 52
she didnt break it, you can take the keys off to clean `em and put `em right back on

they`re made to come off when ya need `em to

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Male 315
What the hell! She broke his keyboard...
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Female 71
I`m calling BS. She would`ve left at least one key the same.
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Male 593
"Or as an alternative she could have taken away the Ctrl+Alt+Delete keys and he would have been screwed."
Yeah well he`s a geek, how do you know he was using windows? :P
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Male 1,825
oooooo cold
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Male 1,289
=|
ouch
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Male 1,704
lol looked like she left Caps lock on with the capitals!
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Female 52
yeah, i say leave the other keys around it so its not so noticeable. and like... mix up the keys too, so he has a hell of a time trying to figure out where they go XD

hahahaha, and wanna know the sad thing? i know the guy i would do this to

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Female 302
Look like my ring... and look like a good way to leave my husband ...

damn you IAB, making me think it will be a good prank... its crual i couldnt do that ... inst it ? ... o.O; tell me i shouldnt .. o.O;

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Male 528
hah yes, now if only ther keys would come out of the keyboard
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Female 655
taha he got rejected
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Male 6
brilliant this has given me an idea for my ned of year prank
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Male 1,496
Internet 1
Marriage 0
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Male 238
why photoshopped? I can easily do it on my computer.
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Male 176
All you have to do is remove the WASD keys.
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Female 193
Lol, my bf wouldn`t get it. He`s lame.
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Female 268
not a bad idea but personally i think discussing a devorce is a better idea.
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Male 572
hey thats pretty good

but he properly got a wife on world of warcraft

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Female 1,395
I will admit to sitting perplexed for a while as i`d read the title as `how to leave your GREEK husband`...so..aha...mmm
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Female 351
awww how mean..... but strangley funny haha ./xo
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Female 1,228
Ha Ha!
very funny!
Although I thought it said `Greek Husband`
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Male 234
Haha, that`s original!
But the board is too clean to call the husband/fiance a geek :D "PHOTOSHOPPED!!1!eleven!"
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Female 171
My husband is a geek, I love him!

*sings along with Tiffany* I think were alone now!!!

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Male 2,486
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Geek husband? Isn`t that an oxymoron?"

Bill Gates.

"And why the hell is only buddy getting the right to post? I`m sending 4 links every day. Who is this guy??? IAB is getting monopolized! FREE IAB! FIGHT FOR FREEDOM!"

He owns the website you tool :P

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Male 438
That was rather uninteresting.
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Female 319
Awesome.
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Male 1,024
ArghBeast. Same here. It seems only the most juvenile links are getting through. I`m pretty much convinced whoever is in charge here is a 15 year old kid a la Beavis & Butthead.
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Male 1,024
fiancé.
It`s an engagement ring. no wedding band.
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Female 795
whats the craic people? that was funny
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Female 1,470
Lmao!
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Male 732
That made me sad... :(
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Male 643
What`s an interweb?
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Female 673
If he was a touch-typer (most likely) he wouldn`t look down to see it.
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Male 2,567
lol
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Female 175
awesome but sad
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Male 838
And why the hell is only buddy getting the right to post? I`m sending 4 links every day. Who is this guy??? IAB is getting monopolized! FREE IAB! FIGHT FOR FREEDOM!
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Female 316
OOH He keeps his keyboard so nice and dust free!
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Male 838
What`s so wonderfull about leaving someone? There can be a dramatic story behind all this!
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Male 184
HAHA, you should have left some lube and his creditcard next to the keyboard, cos he`s gunna need it! HAHA
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Female 532
Wow... I`ll ahve to keep that one in mind, but I`d like to see one for a game system... Maybe a "divorce" channel on the Wii? :-P
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Female 198
hehe, i`d so do that.
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Female 35
::gigglefits::

That`s mean, good..but mean.

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Female 364
[email protected]!

yeah, pretty much!

and haha, finally something that actually made me giggle ^^

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Male 3,255
And you respond by taking that key and scratching "Your sister dont." into her car. (or face)
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Male 232
Evil and too the point, Brilliant
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Female 344
Nicely done~
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Female 333
Brilliant! Haha best marriage ender I`ve ever seen!
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Male 133
Geek husband? Isn`t that an oxymoron?
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Female 665
hahahaah i liked that.
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Female 20
lol if i ever get divorsed i would do something like that(actually probally not)still funny
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Female 314
hahah thats funny.....
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Female 214
She didn`t wanna screw him, stupid. She was mad at him 8-)
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Male 1,265
Internets 1
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Male 699
Or as an alternative she could have taken away the Ctrl+Alt+Delete keys and he would have been screwed.
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Male 1,142
im glad iab has stopped sucking donkey balls and started having good links again.
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Female 214
It`d be better to put other keys around it (key! I get it!) So it`s a liiiiitle less noticeable. But still, funny.
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Male 40
Nice... Awfully creative. :-)
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Male 579
I lol`d :-D

btw, first post

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Male 10,115
Link: How to Leave Your Geek Husband [Rate Link] - My guess is he was spending too much time on the interweb.
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