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Date: 03/14/07 02:30 AM

41 Responses to Honest Wedding Vows

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 5:20 pm
    Link: Honest Wedding Vows - What would it be like if couples were really honest in their wedding vows?
  2. Profile photo of tulip
    tulip Female 50-59
    250 posts
    March 13, 2007 at 6:12 pm
    HA! Pretty funny.
  3. Profile photo of steerpike_
    steerpike_ Male 18-29
    157 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 2:37 am
    Kinda funny...could have been better.
  4. Profile photo of tharith
    tharith Male 18-29
    266 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 2:37 am
    LMAO
  5. Profile photo of procker14
    procker14 Female 18-29
    509 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 2:50 am
    haha. loved the guy at the end. "gross."
  6. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 2:52 am
    The funniest part about this is how the other person is happy when they`re being told the truth.
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    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 3:14 am
    Yes, funny.
  8. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 4:05 am
    That was dumb
  9. Profile photo of spring16
    spring16 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 4:06 am
    awww. that`s going to be me in about ten years! It brought a slight tear to my eye.
  10. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 4:48 am
    ha ha, pretty funny!!
    I almost think that was amazing!!
    lol
  11. Profile photo of michaelcsr
    michaelcsr Male 40-49
    559 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 5:30 am
    FLB Dammit woman! Ya stole my joke!!
    Ok, it was kinda funny. I`d pay 10 bucks to see someone say something like that in a real wedding.
  12. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 5:53 am
    Then comes a bunch of ugly kids you don`t love. God bless stupid breeders.
  13. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 7:35 am
    Seen it before.
    There`re a lot of reposts today. Whats happening?
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    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 7:40 am
    this wasnt already here?
  15. Profile photo of phatzoma
    phatzoma Male 18-29
    312 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 9:00 am
    This was pretty much spot on, if ya ask me.
  16. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 9:31 am
    No comment.
  17. Profile photo of Raisin_Hell
    Raisin_Hell Male 18-29
    277 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 9:52 am
    Lame...
  18. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 10:03 am
    On 3/14/2007 7:35:20 AM Argh_Beast wrote: Seen it before. There`re a lot of reposts today. Whats happening?
    Where? Just because something appeared somewhere else on the internet doesn`t make it a repost.

    Where`s the link that shows this on IAB previously?

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    Miakoda282 Female 18-29
    46 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 10:15 am
    I agree, manorrd! I hate it when people call "repost" when it`s never been posted on IAB before.

    As for the video... HILARIOUS.

  20. Profile photo of tmw1488
    tmw1488 Female 18-29
    96 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 11:08 am
    Well I`m pretty sure this has been on IAB before. I remember seeing thisa while back. Its still entertaining though, so I guess its good for the people who haven`t seen it yet.
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    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 11:28 am
    Lmao i luved it when the best man started crying, i liked pissed myself :D
  22. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 12:50 pm
    haha them videos from that site always rock!
    nice
  23. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
    799 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 12:57 pm
    lol, funny.
  24. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 1:24 pm
    lol love it :D
  25. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 1:32 pm
    Then they have the 1 on 1 after marrage and it goes a little something like this...
    Wife - I will take your little friend now and scream like I can really feel something going in.
    Husband - I will grunt and thrust and act like this is the best I ever had but really I am just glad to get some.
    W - I will get bored of this in 10 mins and fake a orgasum
    H - I will try to last 10 mins but most likly fail at 6
  26. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 3:17 pm
    it was alright
  27. Profile photo of SkAmP69
    SkAmP69 Male 13-17
    6 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 4:02 pm
    I hate you wales4eva
  28. Profile photo of SkAmP69
    SkAmP69 Male 13-17
    6 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 4:02 pm
    I loved it
  29. Profile photo of SkAmP69
    SkAmP69 Male 13-17
    6 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 4:02 pm
    How could you not
  30. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 4:13 pm
    im gonna give it a 4 just because ive expressed my anger over people WAAAAAY over-using the word "amazing" so many times
  31. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 4:40 pm
    not really.. funny.. it could`ve been alot better.
  32. Profile photo of Linc
    Linc Female 13-17
    444 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 4:47 pm
    i got bored on i am bored....
  33. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 4:59 pm
    it was a bit funny and a bit weird, nice combination
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    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 5:04 pm
    eh...sad.
  35. Profile photo of lirael927
    lirael927 Female 18-29
    109 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 5:12 pm
    LOL. In my humble opinion, I think writing your own wedding vows is tacky; not to mention they`re usually not really vows, more like compliments (which, in a ceremony that focuses on two people committing to each other for the rest of their lives, means that they`re nice, but not really all that useful).
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    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 5:39 pm
    That was amazing.
  37. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 5:41 pm
    raisin_hell, my avatar is better than yours, and that was hella funny. word. but alas, its just a silly little avatar...on the page, on which we represent ourselves, but seriously, who really is like oooo...i love your avatar, no one? thats what i thought.
  38. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 8:22 pm
    im remembering this for my wedding
  39. Profile photo of phatso6
    phatso6 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 8:43 pm
    www.heavy.com/video/7449
  40. Profile photo of vikkime
    vikkime Female 18-29
    34 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 10:20 am
    That sure was an ugly couple. LOL.
  41. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 8:24 pm
    "LOL. In my humble opinion, I think writing your own wedding vows is tacky; not to mention they`re usually not really vows, more like compliments (which, in a ceremony that focuses on two people committing to each other for the rest of their lives, means that they`re nice, but not really all that useful)."

    I agree. There`s something to be said about the traditional vows. They`re strong and (ideally) long-lasting, and basically what marriage is about. I don`t see why so many people are too willing to replace them with feel-good slush.

    I`m not saying that all rewritten vows are feel-good slush, if you can come up with something better than the traditional ones which ARE vows, not compliments, and stay true to the heart of marriage, then go ahead.

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