Honest Wedding Vows

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny
http://www.atomfilms.com:80/film/honesty_wedding.jsp?brand=iambored

What would it be like if couples were really honest in their wedding vows?
There are 41 comments:
Female 673
"LOL. In my humble opinion, I think writing your own wedding vows is tacky; not to mention they`re usually not really vows, more like compliments (which, in a ceremony that focuses on two people committing to each other for the rest of their lives, means that they`re nice, but not really all that useful)."

I agree. There`s something to be said about the traditional vows. They`re strong and (ideally) long-lasting, and basically what marriage is about. I don`t see why so many people are too willing to replace them with feel-good slush.

I`m not saying that all rewritten vows are feel-good slush, if you can come up with something better than the traditional ones which ARE vows, not compliments, and stay true to the heart of marriage, then go ahead.

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Female 34
That sure was an ugly couple. LOL.
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Male 3
www.heavy.com/video/7449
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Male 1,386
im remembering this for my wedding
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Male 1,425
raisin_hell, my avatar is better than yours, and that was hella funny. word. but alas, its just a silly little avatar...on the page, on which we represent ourselves, but seriously, who really is like oooo...i love your avatar, no one? thats what i thought.
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Male 1,496
That was amazing.
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Female 109
LOL. In my humble opinion, I think writing your own wedding vows is tacky; not to mention they`re usually not really vows, more like compliments (which, in a ceremony that focuses on two people committing to each other for the rest of their lives, means that they`re nice, but not really all that useful).
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Female 1,407
eh...sad.
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Male 2,005
it was a bit funny and a bit weird, nice combination
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Female 444
i got bored on i am bored....
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Female 1,065
not really.. funny.. it could`ve been alot better.
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Male 2,616
im gonna give it a 4 just because ive expressed my anger over people WAAAAAY over-using the word "amazing" so many times
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Male 6
How could you not
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Male 6
I loved it
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Male 6
I hate you wales4eva
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Male 572
it was alright
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Male 626
Then they have the 1 on 1 after marrage and it goes a little something like this...
Wife - I will take your little friend now and scream like I can really feel something going in.
Husband - I will grunt and thrust and act like this is the best I ever had but really I am just glad to get some.
W - I will get bored of this in 10 mins and fake a orgasum
H - I will try to last 10 mins but most likly fail at 6
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Female 873
lol love it :D
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Female 799
lol, funny.
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Male 1,704
haha them videos from that site always rock!
nice
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Female 1,470
Lmao i luved it when the best man started crying, i liked pissed myself :D
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Female 96
Well I`m pretty sure this has been on IAB before. I remember seeing thisa while back. Its still entertaining though, so I guess its good for the people who haven`t seen it yet.
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Female 46
I agree, manorrd! I hate it when people call "repost" when it`s never been posted on IAB before.

As for the video... HILARIOUS.

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Male 2,372
[quote]On 3/14/2007 7:35:20 AM Argh_Beast wrote: Seen it before. There`re a lot of reposts today. Whats happening?[/quote]
Where? Just because something appeared somewhere else on the internet doesn`t make it a repost.

Where`s the link that shows this on IAB previously?

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Male 277
Lame...
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Male 3,014
No comment.
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Male 312
This was pretty much spot on, if ya ask me.
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Male 610
this wasnt already here?
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Male 838
Seen it before.
There`re a lot of reposts today. Whats happening?
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Female 1,496
Then comes a bunch of ugly kids you don`t love. God bless stupid breeders.
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Male 559
FLB Dammit woman! Ya stole my joke!!
Ok, it was kinda funny. I`d pay 10 bucks to see someone say something like that in a real wedding.
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Female 1,228
ha ha, pretty funny!!
I almost think that was amazing!!
lol
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Male 13
awww. that`s going to be me in about ten years! It brought a slight tear to my eye.
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Male 623
That was dumb
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Male 916
Yes, funny.
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Male 1,265
The funniest part about this is how the other person is happy when they`re being told the truth.
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Female 509
haha. loved the guy at the end. "gross."
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Male 266
LMAO
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Male 157
Kinda funny...could have been better.
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Female 250
HA! Pretty funny.
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Male 10,115
Link: Honest Wedding Vows [Rate Link] - What would it be like if couples were really honest in their wedding vows?
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