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Date: 03/31/07 02:25 AM

80 Responses to Geekiest Tattoo Ever

  1. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 9:05 pm
    Link: Geekiest Tattoo Ever - Probably a programmer.
  2. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
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    March 31, 2007 at 2:40 am
    sgman77 please dont be a "first post" loser if you ever get the chance. have some dignity.
  3. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 2:46 am
    That wasn`t funny.
  4. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
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    March 31, 2007 at 2:54 am
    shoulda put <torso>
    </torso>
    <ass>
    </ass>
    <legs>
    </legs>
    and so on.
  5. Profile photo of Bass_Bitch
    Bass_Bitch Male 13-17
    36 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 3:00 am
    i want one... does that make me a bad person?
  6. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 3:06 am
    Hopefully for him it was just a transfer
  7. Profile photo of sgman77
    sgman77 Male 13-17
    42 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 3:13 am
    jebler im just tryin to have fun

    have some life nutsack
    nerd

  8. Profile photo of Sparkly
    Sparkly Female 30-39
    240 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 3:28 am
    sgman, jebler is right.
  9. Profile photo of candy_apple
    candy_apple Female 18-29
    152 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 3:41 am
    Aw, I like!
  10. Profile photo of 72tour
    72tour Male 13-17
    222 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 3:55 am
    I`ll never understand why first posting bugs people. I think complaining about it is worse than the act.

    Crazy tattoo though.

  11. Profile photo of FireEmerald
    FireEmerald Male 13-17
    174 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 3:57 am
    I WANT that tattoo!!
  12. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 4:05 am
    eh. overrated
  13. Profile photo of danield
    danield Male 13-17
    14 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 4:14 am
    Imagine having THAT when your older...
  14. Profile photo of lieunym
    lieunym Female 18-29
    458 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 4:15 am
    I don`t understand the first posting act in the first place. We can OBVIOUSLY see that you`re posting first, and it`s kinda of useless to have a post that consists solely of "first post!"
  15. Profile photo of crazymagemia
    crazymagemia Female 18-29
    364 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 4:19 am
    also pointless to have topics that get DE-RAILED by that fact.


    ....

    if he got in an accident and his body became removed, would he have to get the tattoo taken away to make it correct?

  16. Profile photo of TheBuzzer
    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
    472 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 4:24 am
    it is more likely a webdesigner. but nowaday web 2.0 is more like programming
  17. Profile photo of 1-Up
    1-Up Male 13-17
    291 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 4:33 am
    Meh
  18. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 4:52 am
    I laughed. Geek power!
  19. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 4:56 am
    Why would you want that, seriously??
  20. Profile photo of Forti
    Forti Female 18-29
    26 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 5:27 am
    Geek power!

    ...although what if someday he`s gonna be 60 and no one will know what HTML is anymore?

  21. Profile photo of Lupine
    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 5:27 am
    Probably a programmer? Definitely a programmer. Although I think it would break the ice well at parties- if he does actually go to parties...
  22. Profile photo of yakkitori
    yakkitori Female 13-17
    630 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 5:54 am
    "i want one... does that make me a bad person?"
    yes. yes it does.
  23. Profile photo of ahsiek
    ahsiek Female 13-17
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    March 31, 2007 at 6:28 am
    Haha funny, its probly just painted on (as in not real??). I want one, people would be like what the hell?!!...
  24. Profile photo of trinity2609
    trinity2609 Female 18-29
    854 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 6:48 am
    lol awesome!^^
  25. Profile photo of bram
    bram Male 18-29
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    March 31, 2007 at 8:00 am
    Eh, I don`t think he`ll regret it when he`s sixty.
  26. Profile photo of Eat_p00
    Eat_p00 Female 13-17
    305 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 8:25 am
    I`m ashamed at my self at understanding that joke and laughing :(
  27. Profile photo of gnazzah
    gnazzah Male 30-39
    203 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 8:36 am
    Wow! This guy is a friend of mine by the name of Martin. His site.

    Hei, Martin! Du er verdenskjendis! :D

  28. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 9:36 am
    whoo html!
  29. Profile photo of Enth
    Enth Male 18-29
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    March 31, 2007 at 9:47 am
    Saturday, March 31, 2007 3:55:27 AM
    I`ll never understand why first posting bugs people. I think complaining about it is worse than the act.

    Same here. And I would never get a tattoo like that >> even though I`m a geek

  30. Profile photo of bumblecock
    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 9:50 am
    Woman repellent.
  31. Profile photo of Aramil
    Aramil Male 18-29
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    March 31, 2007 at 10:41 am
    That`s pretty funny. If I ever get a tatoo, that is definetly what it is going to be.
  32. Profile photo of xRevengex
    xRevengex Female 18-29
    419 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 10:45 am
    Haha, he`ll most likely regret it though.
  33. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 11:15 am
    its so geeky i dont get it...
  34. Profile photo of risingflamez
    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 11:27 am
    lol funny
    i wonder how many ppl stop him on the streets like "what`s that on teh back of ur neck?"
  35. Profile photo of MooffinMan
    MooffinMan Male 13-17
    83 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 11:53 am
    "if he got in an accident and his body became removed, would he have to get the tattoo taken away to make it correct?"


    ....No...most likely because he`ll be dead...

  36. Profile photo of Faolchu
    Faolchu Female 18-29
    7 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    Yeah, this doesn`t show the other picture where he`s shirtless. You ca see the top of his <Body> tattoo peeking up from the collar of his shirt. There`s a </Body> on his lower back, and another on each shoulder. I forget what they say, but it`s something like <P Left> and <P Right> depending on the shoulder blade.
  37. Profile photo of xRockerx
    xRockerx Female 13-17
    106 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 12:45 pm
    Thats pretty much the most amazing tattoo ever lol
  38. Profile photo of sayian17
    sayian17 Male 13-17
    63 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 1:13 pm
    That guy should be ashamed of himself.
  39. Profile photo of hootie12
    hootie12 Female 13-17
    71 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 1:13 pm
    omg thats great, i love it
  40. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 1:23 pm
    HTML isn`t a programming language.
  41. Profile photo of simonb123
    simonb123 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 1:34 pm
    i dont get that does that make me stupid?
  42. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 1:54 pm
    I wonder, if he has a </body> one on his ass.
  43. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 2:02 pm
    I lol`d. Clever idea.
  44. Profile photo of travis35911
    travis35911 Male 13-17
    225 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 3:04 pm
    NERD!!!!!!!!!!! p.s. I like big butts and i can not lie........
  45. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 4:08 pm
    yo... your mom is like html. little head big body.
  46. Profile photo of ruffnerr
    ruffnerr Male 30-39
    74 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 4:19 pm
    Photoshopped! I had to say it.
  47. Profile photo of rhenretta
    rhenretta Male 18-29
    62 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 4:21 pm
    I think it is obvious that the geekiest tattoo ever has always been and will always be here
  48. Profile photo of headwound
    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 4:44 pm
    ^very confusing tattoo
  49. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 4:50 pm
    That`s not a photoshop, but it is stupid. HTML and C++ change overtime, so 10 years from now that language will be outdated.
  50. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 5:35 pm
    i dont get it...
    nice tat btw
  51. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 6:25 pm
    It`s the guy from the pizza tossing championship.
    nerd alert! nerd alert!
  52. Profile photo of blckroses13
    blckroses13 Female 18-29
    18 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 6:26 pm
    haha, i like the tatoo, its funny.
  53. Profile photo of Rock_On37
    Rock_On37 Female 13-17
    263 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 6:54 pm
    "That`s not a photoshop, but it is stupid. HTML and C++ change overtime, so 10 years from now that language will be outdated."

    Well, if Myspace keeps going on the crazy soul eating rampage that it`s on, Then HTML should last a while.

  54. Profile photo of BabiiGirl93
    BabiiGirl93 Female 13-17
    441 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 7:56 pm
    i dont get it................... )-|
  55. Profile photo of Jackrip
    Jackrip Female 18-29
    5 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 8:04 pm
    Lol I kind of like that tattoo. I think its neat, personally.
  56. Profile photo of Kristen323
    Kristen323 Female 18-29
    127 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 8:36 pm
    Wow, if you understand HTML, it`s so funny.

    Yay Web Publishing class and Notepad!

  57. Profile photo of Unanswered
    Unanswered Male 13-17
    239 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 8:37 pm
    I`m kinda happy I didn`t get it.
  58. Profile photo of coldphoenix
    coldphoenix Male 18-29
    152 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 8:40 pm
    "shoulda put <torso>
    </torso>
    <ass>
    </ass>
    <legs>
    </legs>
    and so on."

    No, because <head> and <body> are actual HTML tags.

  59. Profile photo of myrandommind
    myrandommind Female 13-17
    178 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 9:30 pm
    sad think is that I know what that means. Worse, I laught. Worst, I want it.
  60. Profile photo of myrandommind
    myrandommind Female 13-17
    178 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 9:43 pm
    *thing
    *laughed

    ugh, what is wrong with my typing today?

  61. Profile photo of TheBuzzer
    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
    472 posts
    April 1, 2007 at 12:04 am
    i get the joke. and html isnt really programming. it is somewhat but not really.

    web 2.0 stuff is more like programming because it combines html with stuff like for loops and other stuff.

  62. Profile photo of dynapyre
    dynapyre Male 18-29
    114 posts
    April 1, 2007 at 12:22 am
    ha, i love it! that`s pretty funny. what`s funnier is that the people who are acting too cool for this type of stuff, or say it`s not funny don`t understand the joke/tattoo at all. geek power!
  63. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    April 1, 2007 at 1:59 am
    Hehe, that made me laugh. :-P
  64. Profile photo of SockIt
    SockIt Female 13-17
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    April 1, 2007 at 2:15 am
    Saturday, March 31, 2007 2:54:12 AM
    shoulda put <torso>
    </torso>
    <ass>
    </ass>
    <legs>
    </legs>
    and so on.

    Ive seen a pic posted somewhere of some guy who has that.

  65. Profile photo of MilkyFan
    MilkyFan Female 13-17
    125 posts
    April 1, 2007 at 8:44 am
    Hehe, funny but I wouldn`t have one.
  66. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    April 1, 2007 at 10:22 am
    ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  67. Profile photo of sunshiiiine
    sunshiiiine Female 18-29
    108 posts
    April 1, 2007 at 12:56 pm
    hahah thats witty
  68. Profile photo of miss_cky
    miss_cky Female 18-29
    85 posts
    April 1, 2007 at 12:58 pm
    Haha why would you do it. XD
  69. Profile photo of evilempress1
    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    416 posts
    April 1, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    ummm?
  70. Profile photo of xXx_sage_xXx
    xXx_sage_xXx Female 13-17
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    April 1, 2007 at 3:56 pm
    Haha, funny, but I definitely wouldn`t get it...a bit too nerdy for my tastes.
  71. Profile photo of xDDitsmee
    xDDitsmee Female 18-29
    266 posts
    April 1, 2007 at 10:34 pm
    GREAT IDEA:
    Okay.

    They should sell Hats and T-shirts, and pants and shoes that say things like that(<head>&</head>for hats, <body>&<arm></arm>&</body> for T-shirts, etc.)

    It could make millions.

    (if it hasn`t been thought up, that is)

  72. Profile photo of Prowler2885
    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    April 2, 2007 at 2:51 am
    Don`t forget tattooing < Color:"FF8364" > there as well. He`s pale.
  73. Profile photo of Prowler2885
    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    April 2, 2007 at 2:54 am
    While you`re at it. Might as well tattoo a USB symbol on your--

    Okay, now this is getting a little too far.

  74. Profile photo of cpt_obvious
    cpt_obvious Male 13-17
    22 posts
    April 2, 2007 at 8:03 pm
    its not that geeky. my (male) friend just got a hello kitty tattoo on his wrist.
  75. Profile photo of Spiffy17
    Spiffy17 Male 13-17
    127 posts
    April 3, 2007 at 4:32 pm
    For those who don`t get it, <text> is a code. For example, myspace uses the code. When you start something you put <"whatever"> and when it ends its </"whatever">

    In this case, at his neck his head ended..."</head>" and then his body started <body>. Get it? Its dumb I know but meh.

  76. Profile photo of alyssa_898
    alyssa_898 Female 18-29
    114 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 2:34 pm
    Lol; that`s awesome. I want it now. :D
  77. Profile photo of aussie_glow
    aussie_glow Female 13-17
    99 posts
    April 6, 2007 at 11:32 pm
    I don`t get it... lol
  78. Profile photo of aly_tenspeed
    aly_tenspeed Female 13-17
    24 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 9:46 pm
    I`m actually considering getting something similar to this haha
  79. Profile photo of SpaceMonky
    SpaceMonky Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2007 at 9:53 pm
    heh, i wonder what he`ll think of it in the future when it`s possible that html could be obsolete.
  80. Profile photo of mindy_rawrr
    mindy_rawrr Female 13-17
    52 posts
    May 21, 2007 at 10:46 pm
    That`s it, I want one now.

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