French Skiier Takes Gate to the Groin

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago Sports

That"s gotta hurt.
There are 85 comments:
Female 100
HAHAHAHAHA

p.s good thing im a girl lol im going on a sking holiday next year and i can barly turn properly
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Male 295
ugh, miseur!
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Female 795
Dude, that guy needs a hug :)
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Male 7
"OH! the frenchman" "missure!" haahhaahhaha oh and palm they dont!
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Male 138
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 1,111
see Aftershocks reaction is what we need lol nice man
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Male 2,781
^GUY*

HAHAHAHHA LMAO -->WOW! WATCH THIS AGAIN!

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Male 2,781

OMMFG!!! AAARRRGGGHHH MY GUT!!! OFG I FELL OF MY CHAIR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!! I COULDN`T BREATHE!!!

O HOA MONSIEUR! THAT MAN NEEDS A HUG!

OMFG THE COMMENTATOR! GODDAMN! THIS VID MADE MY DAY! *FAVS*

I THINK I`M DEMENTED FOR LAUGHING BUT OH DAMN THAT FELT GOOD

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Male 1,111
Lol lighten up Die, stop displacing your anger from your mother abandoning you.
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Male 493
You guys have obviously never raced around ski poles. Yeah, they bend but they frikken kill even on your arms or legs if you miss with your poles. Holy crap that had to have hurt. He`s a stronger man than any of you since he skiied down instead of rolling around on the ground in agony for 20 minutes. Seriously - on a downhill course - I`d rather be kicked in the nuts with steel toed boots.

And yeah, ha ha ha, French jokes are just like blonde jokes: retarded. I bet none of you have ever been to France. The people there are just like the people here, except that aren`t jerks. Except for the ones in Paris, but even they are nicer than Texans.

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Male 1,364
well it maybe was a small pole, but imagine getting hit by it at 70 mph.
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Male 1
OMG the commentator!
"That guy needs a hug"
"It`s moments like that which change a mans life"
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Male 4,246
"WOW!! Let`s see that again!"

Um...no thanks. ;-/

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Male 240
He`s french? who cares? the females there are the ones with the balls.
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Male 527
I have to ask the same question that some of my fellow commentators have previously posted. Do frogs have testicular fortitude?
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Male 701
haha you can hear him scream... i also think he needs a hug lol
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Male 1,111
silentxEm you`re right if he wasn`t french and the comentator wasn`t being so funny then there would be more sympathy. But you don`t even have a place to comment about that, you don`t have any balls....or do you?
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Male 943
"i thoguht it would hav been a big ass pole but it was just that lil thing gah who cares"

gah you`re right.... at sixty mile an hour, hit me five times /sarcasm

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Male 138
What is it about people getting hurt that we all love so much?
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Male 204
i still think the classic "football thrown in the crotch" is funnier.
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Female 63
I loved how the commentator turned the hit in the groin into an athletic event all its own--he didn`t miss a beat, just kept going along the same lines of "And the testicles have taken a shot! Oh no!" XD
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Male 632
"Oh the frenchman, moonsieeeur
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Male 559
zOmGGGG!!! lolomgbbqsauce!!111!!1 freanch peepul r weetawdeded lolomg!!1111!!11 me lyke to belittle peepul lmaolmaolmao!!11!!!!!1 shut the f*ck up, i mean holy sh*t you guys
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Female 152
Nrawr, gotta love homo sissy boys.

OMN, I think it just hit my crotch..erm..I`m a guy..I think..yea..OMN, they are looking at me..erm..OH NO......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, it hurts, so badly....

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Female 149
LOL> the commentary made me laugh. gotta love instant replays. LOL.
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Male 572
i think i have to say it

everyone is thinking it

alright im gonna say it

OWNED!!!!!

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Male 111
hahaha "oh monsieur! I think he needs a hug" best commentary EVER. Absolutely cracked me up. :-D
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Female 63
Agree with cargasm.
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Male 1,386
haha no one likes frenchies. he was flying though, which made me laugh
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Female 670
... you know, if this guy weren`t French, there would be more guys saying stuff like `gah, that looked like it hurt` or cringing...

I hate people sometimes.

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Male 211
dam i thought it was gunna be a big "gate" closing on his balls :( no fun
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Male 1,149

[quote]Real goddamn funny. Those french jokes are terrible, and my semi-retarded neighbor could think of those.
Go learn about France, and come up with a joke that at least has something backing it up, and not a testicle joke.[/quote]

Fine.... I surrender....

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Male 1,425
haha, "that guy needs a hug" priceless.
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Male 2,720
He should`ve crashed into a bar of soap.
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Male 1,024
oh damn. ouch.
at that speed, some real damage could be done.
poor guy. hope he`s ok.
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Male 96
"Hey, I`m gonna be funny...The french don`t have any testicles"
HILARIOUS

Real goddamn funny. Those french jokes are terrible, and my semi-retarded neighbor could think of those.
Go learn about France, and come up with a joke that at least has something backing it up, and not a testicle joke.
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Male 2,372
[quote]On 3/18/2007 5:30:20 AM Bekll wrote: Oh ! Toughen up![/quote]
It`s "s’il TE plaît" not s`il TU plaît.
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Female 94
LMAO

The commentator cracked me up more than the actual video but still daaaaaamn thank god I ain`t no man...then again childbirth...ehh no one wins T_T

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Male 36
best commentator ever
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Female 170
*insert joke about frenchmen here*
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Male 65
Yeah, uh, you guys who say that didn`t hurt? You`ve either never been hit in the balls or have a vagina.

He was probably going upwards of 40 mph. That`s fast.

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Female 663
Yeah, that guy`s going to need more than a hug. More like an ice pack and a prayer if he was thinking about having kids anytime in the near future.
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Male 33
Whoever says "That didnt look like it hurt obviously has no clue how fast he was going. As one person has already said -- anything(no matter how small) hitting you there at upwards of 30 miles/hour is going to hurt....ALOT. And they go much faster than 30 usually. Also, I hate the French government, not the people.
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Female 584
Sweet Jesus.
That commentator`s last comment was legendary.
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Male 72
I don`t really think that hit him hard on the groin.
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Female 169
Lmao..."That guy needs a hug"
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Male 2,172
Dont they have Jockstrap or something to protect themselves?
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Male 1,083
lol omg, I can feel his pain but I couldn`t help laughing at it . Does that make me a bad person? :P
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Female 2,552
He won`t be having kids any time soon..
I`m a girl and that still hurt!
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Male 756
Everyone can thank "xbox011190" for screwing up this page when he inserted the run with the "w" key without inserting a space! (turdhead!)


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Male 730
goddamn. dude got hit in the drating nuts. have some sympathy you bastards! makes me think YOU have no nuts, so you don`t know how motherdrating bad that hurts.
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Male 946
was ther any need to make the page this big? REALLY?

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Male 295
actually, contrary to popular belief here, that probably hurt a ton. he probably going upwards of 30-40 mph. at that speed, anything with any mass to speak of would hurt "the boys". Especially a hard plastic(?) gate pole.
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Male 302
At least he didn`t fall down.
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Male 756
Liquidglass - LMAO!

jebler - ROFLMAO!

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Female 330
I hope the guys alright... The commentator was funny.
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Male 306
lol
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Female 1,470
Ow thats gotta hurt
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Male 140
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that has to hurt
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Male 814
If he was Canadian, he would have finished the race.
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Male 223
i didnt think the French had testicles!
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Female 319
That`s what you get for being a girly French guy...
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Female 1,412
`Lol i think he needs a hug.` WTf?
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Male 1,085
Did he miss a drating gate before he hit his nut sack? He should be disqualified.
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Male 210
I`m gonna go out on a limb and say that was not the commentary from a sports show, and the sound the french guy made is likely to have been dubbed over later for comic effect.

Sorry, did I take all the fun outta it? The guy still got hit in the balls!

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Male 2,005
ooooww thats gotta hurt, btw he sounded like a little girl when he got hit
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Female 1,984
Oh s`il tu plaît! Toughen up!
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Male 2,216
Oh come on that was nothing!
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Male 157
LOL FRENCH PEOPLE SUCK.

You`re such an idiot. Go jump off a cliff.

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Female 344
just avoid becoming impo***~!
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Female 1,228
what cracked me up more was the guys commentry, where do they come up with that sh*t?
"O yeah, O yeah, thats, damn, thats gotta hurt, o yeah!"
Shut up!!!
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Male 236
HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA
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Male 285
TOUGHTEN THE **** UP


gotta love the ronnie johns half hour show

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Male 1,142
i was hoping for it to be a big pole.... i love french bashing. dont realy have any anything bad to say about the people but hearing dudes speed french makes me want to kill kittens. then throw the dead kittens at the guy. and mix in one live kitten to catch him off guard.
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Male 1,111
Looks like it hit the Frenchman right in the vagina to me
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Male 506
Drama Queen!
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Female 208
do the french have balls to hit?
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Female 630
ahh that commentator cracked me up.
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Female 59
Yeah I`m with cargasm It looked like it hit his leg, if anything.
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Female 560
it didnt look like it really hurt maybe he is a wimp
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Male 1,550
i thoguht it would hav been a big ass pole but it was just that lil thing gah who cares
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Male 59
ouchies
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Male 340
maybe im blind but it looked lke it only hit his leg
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Male 223
ouch....oh yes, i cringed
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Male 10,115
Link: French Skiier Takes Gate to the Groin [Rate Link] - That`s gotta hurt.
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