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Date: 03/18/07 02:25 AM

85 Responses to French Skiier Takes Gate to the Groin

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 7:16 pm
    Link: French Skiier Takes Gate to the Groin - That`s gotta hurt.
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    zirak Male 13-17
    223 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 2:32 am
    ouch....oh yes, i cringed
  3. Profile photo of cargasm
    cargasm Male 18-29
    340 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 2:34 am
    maybe im blind but it looked lke it only hit his leg
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    WVUedj Male 18-29
    59 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 2:35 am
    ouchies
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    cannibal151 Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2007 at 2:37 am
    i thoguht it would hav been a big ass pole but it was just that lil thing gah who cares
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    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 2:53 am
    it didnt look like it really hurt maybe he is a wimp
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    CanoeReeves Female 13-17
    59 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 2:55 am
    Yeah I`m with cargasm It looked like it hit his leg, if anything.
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    yakkitori Female 13-17
    630 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 2:57 am
    ahh that commentator cracked me up.
  9. Profile photo of aToMiC_dOg18
    aToMiC_dOg18 Female 13-17
    208 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 3:00 am
    do the french have balls to hit?
  10. Profile photo of robofish
    robofish Male 13-17
    506 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 3:08 am
    Drama Queen!
  11. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 3:11 am
    Looks like it hit the Frenchman right in the vagina to me
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    jebler Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2007 at 3:21 am
    i was hoping for it to be a big pole.... i love french bashing. dont realy have any anything bad to say about the people but hearing dudes speed french makes me want to kill kittens. then throw the dead kittens at the guy. and mix in one live kitten to catch him off guard.
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    lorddalvidii Male 13-17
    285 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 3:25 am
    TOUGHTEN THE **** UP


    gotta love the ronnie johns half hour show

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    Link1919 Male 13-17
    236 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 3:36 am
    HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA
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    FLB Female 18-29
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    March 18, 2007 at 4:07 am
    what cracked me up more was the guys commentry, where do they come up with that sh*t?
    "O yeah, O yeah, thats, damn, thats gotta hurt, o yeah!"
    Shut up!!!
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    240ZettoAKA Female 18-29
    344 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 4:24 am
    just avoid becoming impo***~!
  17. Profile photo of steerpike_
    steerpike_ Male 18-29
    157 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 4:38 am
    LOL FRENCH PEOPLE SUCK.

    You`re such an idiot. Go jump off a cliff.

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    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 5:10 am
    Oh come on that was nothing!
  19. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 5:30 am
    Oh s`il tu plaît! Toughen up!
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    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 7:34 am
    ooooww thats gotta hurt, btw he sounded like a little girl when he got hit
  21. Profile photo of Jon1984
    Jon1984 Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2007 at 8:28 am
    I`m gonna go out on a limb and say that was not the commentary from a sports show, and the sound the french guy made is likely to have been dubbed over later for comic effect.

    Sorry, did I take all the fun outta it? The guy still got hit in the balls!

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    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2007 at 9:28 am
    Did he miss a drating gate before he hit his nut sack? He should be disqualified.
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    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
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    March 18, 2007 at 9:38 am
    `Lol i think he needs a hug.` WTf?
  24. Profile photo of animefreak88
    animefreak88 Female 13-17
    319 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 9:47 am
    That`s what you get for being a girly French guy...
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    palm Male 30-39
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    March 18, 2007 at 9:47 am
    i didnt think the French had testicles!
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    Spirithound Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2007 at 9:59 am
    If he was Canadian, he would have finished the race.
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    xbox011190 Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2007 at 10:11 am
    owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    that has to hurt
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    shiggin Female 13-17
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    March 18, 2007 at 10:26 am
    Ow thats gotta hurt
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    danielkwan88 Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2007 at 10:46 am
    lol
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    idolmonkey Female 18-29
    330 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 11:09 am
    I hope the guys alright... The commentator was funny.
  31. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 11:41 am
    Liquidglass - LMAO!

    jebler - ROFLMAO!

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    linkcma Male 18-29
    302 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 11:47 am
    At least he didn`t fall down.
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    Mogulman Male 18-29
    295 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 12:06 pm
    actually, contrary to popular belief here, that probably hurt a ton. he probably going upwards of 30-40 mph. at that speed, anything with any mass to speak of would hurt "the boys". Especially a hard plastic(?) gate pole.
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    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 12:07 pm
    was ther any need to make the page this big? REALLY?

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    thecranberry Male 18-29
    731 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 12:09 pm
    goddamn. dude got hit in the drating nuts. have some sympathy you bastards! makes me think YOU have no nuts, so you don`t know how motherdrating bad that hurts.
  36. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 12:28 pm
    Everyone can thank "xbox011190" for screwing up this page when he inserted the run with the "w" key without inserting a space! (turdhead!)


  37. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 12:44 pm
    He won`t be having kids any time soon..
    I`m a girl and that still hurt!
  38. Profile photo of look215
    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 1:02 pm
    lol omg, I can feel his pain but I couldn`t help laughing at it . Does that make me a bad person? :P
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    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 1:04 pm
    Dont they have Jockstrap or something to protect themselves?
  40. Profile photo of chaosgirl
    chaosgirl Female 13-17
    169 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 1:04 pm
    Lmao..."That guy needs a hug"
  41. Profile photo of zerosk8er
    zerosk8er Male 13-17
    72 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 1:05 pm
    I don`t really think that hit him hard on the groin.
  42. Profile photo of magic_number
    magic_number Female 13-17
    584 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 1:05 pm
    Sweet Jesus.
    That commentator`s last comment was legendary.
  43. Profile photo of Egomie
    Egomie Male 18-29
    33 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 1:11 pm
    Whoever says "That didnt look like it hurt obviously has no clue how fast he was going. As one person has already said -- anything(no matter how small) hitting you there at upwards of 30 miles/hour is going to hurt....ALOT. And they go much faster than 30 usually. Also, I hate the French government, not the people.
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    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 1:33 pm
    Yeah, that guy`s going to need more than a hug. More like an ice pack and a prayer if he was thinking about having kids anytime in the near future.
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    danmerqury Male 18-29
    65 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 2:04 pm
    Yeah, uh, you guys who say that didn`t hurt? You`ve either never been hit in the balls or have a vagina.

    He was probably going upwards of 40 mph. That`s fast.

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    Korijenta Female 18-29
    170 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 2:24 pm
    *insert joke about frenchmen here*
  47. Profile photo of gerbiesrock
    gerbiesrock Male 13-17
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    March 18, 2007 at 2:29 pm
    best commentator ever
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    DutchShoes Female 18-29
    94 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 2:39 pm
    LMAO

    The commentator cracked me up more than the actual video but still daaaaaamn thank god I ain`t no man...then again childbirth...ehh no one wins T_T

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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 2:41 pm
    On 3/18/2007 5:30:20 AM Bekll wrote: Oh ! Toughen up!
    It`s "s’il TE plaît" not s`il TU plaît.
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    lecanadien Male 18-29
    96 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 3:06 pm
    "Hey, I`m gonna be funny...The french don`t have any testicles"
    HILARIOUS

    Real goddamn funny. Those french jokes are terrible, and my semi-retarded neighbor could think of those.
    Go learn about France, and come up with a joke that at least has something backing it up, and not a testicle joke.
  51. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 3:06 pm
    oh damn. ouch.
    at that speed, some real damage could be done.
    poor guy. hope he`s ok.
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 3:09 pm
    He should`ve crashed into a bar of soap.
  53. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2007 at 3:21 pm
    haha, "that guy needs a hug" priceless.
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    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 3:27 pm

    Real goddamn funny. Those french jokes are terrible, and my semi-retarded neighbor could think of those.
    Go learn about France, and come up with a joke that at least has something backing it up, and not a testicle joke.

    Fine.... I surrender....

  55. Profile photo of Vannak
    Vannak Male 13-17
    211 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 3:41 pm
    dam i thought it was gunna be a big "gate" closing on his balls :( no fun
  56. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 4:05 pm
    ... you know, if this guy weren`t French, there would be more guys saying stuff like `gah, that looked like it hurt` or cringing...

    I hate people sometimes.

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    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 4:08 pm
    haha no one likes frenchies. he was flying though, which made me laugh
  58. Profile photo of Moseberth
    Moseberth Female 13-17
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    March 18, 2007 at 4:13 pm
    Agree with cargasm.
  59. Profile photo of Nintendohnut
    Nintendohnut Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2007 at 4:50 pm
    hahaha "oh monsieur! I think he needs a hug" best commentary EVER. Absolutely cracked me up. :-D
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    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 5:11 pm
    i think i have to say it

    everyone is thinking it

    alright im gonna say it

    OWNED!!!!!

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    GracieJack Female 18-29
    149 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 6:45 pm
    LOL> the commentary made me laugh. gotta love instant replays. LOL.
  62. Profile photo of Kiger
    Kiger Female 13-17
    152 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 7:12 pm
    Nrawr, gotta love homo sissy boys.

    OMN, I think it just hit my crotch..erm..I`m a guy..I think..yea..OMN, they are looking at me..erm..OH NO......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, it hurts, so badly....

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    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 7:44 pm
    zOmGGGG!!! lolomgbbqsauce!!111!!1 freanch peepul r weetawdeded lolomg!!1111!!11 me lyke to belittle peepul lmaolmaolmao!!11!!!!!1 shut the f*ck up, i mean holy sh*t you guys
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    dragonrice Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2007 at 7:54 pm
    "Oh the frenchman, moonsieeeur
  65. Profile photo of CLB1984
    CLB1984 Female 18-29
    63 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 8:18 pm
    I loved how the commentator turned the hit in the groin into an athletic event all its own--he didn`t miss a beat, just kept going along the same lines of "And the testicles have taken a shot! Oh no!" XD
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    bccseahawkz Male 13-17
    204 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 8:47 pm
    i still think the classic "football thrown in the crotch" is funnier.
  67. Profile photo of CRA-Z_HEART
    CRA-Z_HEART Male 18-29
    138 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 10:03 pm
    What is it about people getting hurt that we all love so much?
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    ajr2006 Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2007 at 11:10 pm
    "i thoguht it would hav been a big ass pole but it was just that lil thing gah who cares"

    gah you`re right.... at sixty mile an hour, hit me five times /sarcasm

  69. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 11:48 pm
    silentxEm you`re right if he wasn`t french and the comentator wasn`t being so funny then there would be more sympathy. But you don`t even have a place to comment about that, you don`t have any balls....or do you?
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    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
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    March 18, 2007 at 11:51 pm
    haha you can hear him scream... i also think he needs a hug lol
  71. Profile photo of toneman
    toneman Male 30-39
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    March 19, 2007 at 12:46 am
    I have to ask the same question that some of my fellow commentators have previously posted. Do frogs have testicular fortitude?
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    handeman77 Male 40-49
    240 posts
    March 19, 2007 at 1:53 am
    He`s french? who cares? the females there are the ones with the balls.
  73. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2007 at 3:38 am
    "WOW!! Let`s see that again!"

    Um...no thanks. ;-/

  74. Profile photo of Dash_Hound
    Dash_Hound Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2007 at 3:56 am
    OMG the commentator!
    "That guy needs a hug"
    "It`s moments like that which change a mans life"
  75. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    March 19, 2007 at 11:39 am
    well it maybe was a small pole, but imagine getting hit by it at 70 mph.
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    DiePSPolice Male 30-39
    493 posts
    March 19, 2007 at 8:13 pm
    You guys have obviously never raced around ski poles. Yeah, they bend but they frikken kill even on your arms or legs if you miss with your poles. Holy crap that had to have hurt. He`s a stronger man than any of you since he skiied down instead of rolling around on the ground in agony for 20 minutes. Seriously - on a downhill course - I`d rather be kicked in the nuts with steel toed boots.

    And yeah, ha ha ha, French jokes are just like blonde jokes: retarded. I bet none of you have ever been to France. The people there are just like the people here, except that aren`t jerks. Except for the ones in Paris, but even they are nicer than Texans.

  77. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2007 at 8:24 pm
    Lol lighten up Die, stop displacing your anger from your mother abandoning you.
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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2007 at 8:31 pm

    OMMFG!!! AAARRRGGGHHH MY GUT!!! OFG I FELL OF MY CHAIR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!! I COULDN`T BREATHE!!!

    O HOA MONSIEUR! THAT MAN NEEDS A HUG!

    OMFG THE COMMENTATOR! GODDAMN! THIS VID MADE MY DAY! *FAVS*

    I THINK I`M DEMENTED FOR LAUGHING BUT OH DAMN THAT FELT GOOD

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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2007 at 8:33 pm
    ^GUY*

    HAHAHAHHA LMAO -->WOW! WATCH THIS AGAIN!

  80. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    March 19, 2007 at 8:43 pm
    see Aftershocks reaction is what we need lol nice man
  81. Profile photo of crash246
    crash246 Male 13-17
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    March 19, 2007 at 9:07 pm
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    pringlesman Male 13-17
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    March 19, 2007 at 10:36 pm
    "OH! the frenchman" "missure!" haahhaahhaha oh and palm they dont!
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    apttodo Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2007 at 5:35 am
    Dude, that guy needs a hug :)
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    Mogulman Male 18-29
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    May 21, 2007 at 1:11 am
    ugh, miseur!
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    DAYM0 Female 13-17
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    May 26, 2007 at 11:04 am
    HAHAHAHAHA

    p.s good thing im a girl lol im going on a sking holiday next year and i can barly turn properly

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