Douche Cologne

Submitted by: chrismiller 10 years ago in Funny
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Spoof on male cologne such as Axe body spray.
There are 65 comments:
Male 1
The best perfume and cologne i buy from www.aussieperfumes.com.au
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Female 75
DemonGurl: am i the only one that likes axe and tag?

No, I like Tag too. (:

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Female 416
doouche bag...
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Female 920
lol! I`d make sure to give the douchebags to the douches.
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Female 93
doooouche
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Male 738
Why do idiots shop at Abercrombie and put shirtless pictures on MySpace?
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Male 145
"...If you drat to house music"

aahahaha, thats brilliant ;)

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Male 145
"If you f*ck to house music"

aaahahaha, thats brilliant ;)

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Male 312
My mom actually helped though, but thanks all the same :D
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Female 1,001
M0RGANPAIGE, I think my energiser bunny speaks volumes for my pic. Besides if you are so comfortable, why change your pic?
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Female 152
Hahhahahhaha

"Because of your shirtless pictures on Myspace"

"Just look for the bottle in the designer bag...Douche baaaagggg"

Hahhahahahhahahhaa.

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Female 71
am i the only one that likes axe and tag?
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Male 701
lawlocopter! i hate axe, it masses with my eyes, maybe im allergic...but tag doesnt do anything to em though...it confuzels me
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Male 606
^Nooooo the guy that told me i needed the cologne...lolll....ahaha i wouldnt tell u to go there im not that fcked up....i meant it for Moenkie/
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Female 31
i deserved it?!
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Male 902
Less horrible than a goatse trick, but that can be forgiven just for the URL. But now I really want to see an amish rake fight.
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Male 606
^he deserved it
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Female 31
aw i went to that website
amishrakefight.org aw thats so mean! :[
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Male 1,825
lol, my friend is totally like that, except he doesnt where those stupid popped collar shirts
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Female 31
aw thanks zach :p
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Male 606
^yea your pretty hot dont listen to her. oh and Moenkie, that was pretty clever? did you look that one up or did you come up with it all on your own? ive got a website you really need to visit.

http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/


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Female 31
Tinkerbellio - you are being pretty dumb coming on here, instead of commenting videos, commenting on peoples` appearances. Pretty immature.
Wheres your picture? What do YOU have to hide?


I`m not trying to be mean I just didnt want to keep my mouth shut about that stupid comment she made about me. :]

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Male 366
sadly, not many of them will ever know what douches they are.
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Male 70
...douchebag...
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Male 1,461
[quote]On 3/1/2007 7:28:58 PM AFTERSHOCK wrote: THERE SHOULD BE A COLOGNE NAME SH`T SO YOU CAN SMELL LIKE SH`T... REMINDED ME OF THAT fudgeC BRAND...OR FCUK..DAMN SOMETHING LIKE THAT [/quote]

Why do you write all of your posts in caps?

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Male 2,781
THERE SHOULD BE A COLOGNE NAME SH`T SO YOU CAN SMELL LIKE SH`T...

REMINDED ME OF THAT fudgeC BRAND...OR FCUK..DAMN SOMETHING LIKE THAT

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Female 52
I need to get this for presents, that would really be saying something
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Male 312
Zach needs some of this.
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Male 158
douuuuuuuuuuuuuuche baaaaaaaaaaaaag XD xtraordinary XDXDXDXD
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Male 1,461
[quote]On Thursday, March 01, 2007 4:02:48 AM R_U_Kidding wrote: "Pick up Douche...look for the designer bag!"
<whisper> "douchebag...."

*ahem* BWAAAAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!![/quote]


My sentiments exactly.:-D

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Male 167
very funny
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Male 1,364
hahaha douchebag
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Male 258
i hate axe and tag :/
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Male 1,866
ahaha.
great.
i love the end.. "available at ambercrombie, diesel" etc. etc.
hahah.
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Female 1,065
"Available at Abercrombie, Diesel and wherever roofies are sold"

AHAHAHAHAH!!! Funny...

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Male 559
lmao that`s great
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Female 142
I`d rather smell man sweat than axe.
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Male 1,003
"You act like a douche, now you can smell like one"
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Male 1,142
this almost makes seeing the real adds for axe and the like over the years worth it.
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Male 643
Those guys are awesome!
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Male 108
Do you know who I am? (Noooo...) Well, do you know who my dad is? (Still noooo... But you smell greeaaaat) lol
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Female 63
The last line is <3 : "Available at Abercrombie`s, Diesel, and wherever roofies are sold." XDXDXD
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Male 888
"Do you <bleep> to house music?" LOL
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Female 815
^^^
What? ANYTHING? I mean...even a dog? x) Im not taking the piss, just asking.
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Female 1,001
In response to Zach ... you`d hit anything
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Male 988
^if he`s not like in the video, then dont call him that

whats with the fake british accent?

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Male 76
Absolutely hilarious. I love the designer bag (douchebag).
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Male 606
in response to tinkerbellio...id still hit it.
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Male 902
axe is only good as an instant not-smell-drunk-aid. It works amazingly well in that regard. Just make sure you hit skin with it, otherwise everyone will know you were up to your eyes in vodka the night before.
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Female 1,001
M0RGANPAIGE, too much mascara me thinks
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Female 1,228
ha ha, that was v.funny.

I know a few pr*cks who cud benfit from using this.

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Male 4,246
"Pick up Douche...look for the designer bag!"
<whisper> "douchebag...."

*ahem* BWAAAAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!

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Female 344
Ha~HA.
Anyway I like guys w/o cologne~.
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Male 99
How true...
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Male 1,263
Lol
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Male 645
I don`t think i`ll be trying that anytime soon........Damn Myspace.
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Male 12
Lol! Great.
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Male 606
^ewwwww....
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Female 31
a douche is something some women use to clean out their vaginas... hahahaha.

and this video couldnt be more true.
i know so many guys who would wear that cologne.
i like how its on the britney spears "curious" bottle.

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Male 265
I dont know what a "douche" exactly is, but I get the picture...And i have to say I hate them! but then again i use Bvulgari Cologne so maybe I`m two-faced =)
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Male 609
i want some
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Male 606
i think it would be funnier to do a spoof on axe called ass. dude you smell like ass!

but then again i think evereyone and their mother has that of that one.

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Male 2,216
"Axe" ? In the UK that brand is called "Lynx".
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Male 1
Link: Douche Cologne [Rate Link] - Spoof on male cologne such as Axe body spray.
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