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Date: 03/01/07 02:20 AM

64 Responses to Douche Cologne

  1. Profile photo of chrismiller
    chrismiller Male 18-29
    1 post
    February 28, 2007 at 6:47 pm
    Link: Douche Cologne - Spoof on male cologne such as Axe body spray.
  2. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 2:22 am
    "Axe" ? In the UK that brand is called "Lynx".
  3. Profile photo of iAMzach
    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 2:26 am
    i think it would be funnier to do a spoof on axe called ass. dude you smell like ass!

    but then again i think evereyone and their mother has that of that one.

  4. Profile photo of speedsta
    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 2:27 am
    i want some
  5. Profile photo of kongen
    kongen Male 18-29
    265 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 2:30 am
    I dont know what a "douche" exactly is, but I get the picture...And i have to say I hate them! but then again i use Bvulgari Cologne so maybe I`m two-faced =)
  6. Profile photo of M0RGANPAIGE
    M0RGANPAIGE Female 18-29
    31 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 2:43 am
    a douche is something some women use to clean out their vaginas... hahahaha.

    and this video couldnt be more true.
    i know so many guys who would wear that cologne.
    i like how its on the britney spears "curious" bottle.

  7. Profile photo of iAMzach
    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 2:51 am
    ^ewwwww....
  8. Profile photo of Ouzii
    Ouzii Male 18-29
    12 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 3:00 am
    Lol! Great.
  9. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 3:25 am
    I don`t think i`ll be trying that anytime soon........Damn Myspace.
  10. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 3:40 am
    Lol
  11. Profile photo of BigGuyMikePA
    BigGuyMikePA Male 18-29
    99 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 3:50 am
    How true...
  12. Profile photo of 240ZettoAKA
    240ZettoAKA Female 18-29
    344 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 3:52 am
    Ha~HA.
    Anyway I like guys w/o cologne~.
  13. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 4:02 am
    "Pick up Douche...look for the designer bag!"
    <whisper> "douchebag...."

    *ahem* BWAAAAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!

  14. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 4:46 am
    ha ha, that was v.funny.

    I know a few pr*cks who cud benfit from using this.

  15. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 5:38 am
    M0RGANPAIGE, too much mascara me thinks
  16. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 6:09 am
    axe is only good as an instant not-smell-drunk-aid. It works amazingly well in that regard. Just make sure you hit skin with it, otherwise everyone will know you were up to your eyes in vodka the night before.
  17. Profile photo of iAMzach
    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 6:26 am
    in response to tinkerbellio...id still hit it.
  18. Profile photo of Beefynick
    Beefynick Male 18-29
    76 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 9:47 am
    Absolutely hilarious. I love the designer bag (douchebag).
  19. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 10:54 am
    ^if he`s not like in the video, then dont call him that

    whats with the fake british accent?

  20. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 11:30 am
    In response to Zach ... you`d hit anything
  21. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 11:57 am
    ^^^
    What? ANYTHING? I mean...even a dog? x) Im not taking the piss, just asking.
  22. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 12:26 pm
    "Do you <bleep> to house music?" LOL
  23. Profile photo of CLB1984
    CLB1984 Female 18-29
    63 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 1:01 pm
    The last line is <3 : "Available at Abercrombie`s, Diesel, and wherever roofies are sold." XDXDXD
  24. Profile photo of Ilbeltz
    Ilbeltz Male 18-29
    108 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 2:00 pm
    Do you know who I am? (Noooo...) Well, do you know who my dad is? (Still noooo... But you smell greeaaaat) lol
  25. Profile photo of bumblecock
    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 2:12 pm
    Those guys are awesome!
  26. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 2:20 pm
    this almost makes seeing the real adds for axe and the like over the years worth it.
  27. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 3:05 pm
    "You act like a douche, now you can smell like one"
  28. Profile photo of Crotchodile
    Crotchodile Female 70 & Over
    142 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 3:13 pm
    I`d rather smell man sweat than axe.
  29. Profile photo of headwound
    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 3:27 pm
    lmao that`s great
  30. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 3:32 pm
    "Available at Abercrombie, Diesel and wherever roofies are sold"

    AHAHAHAHAH!!! Funny...

  31. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 3:38 pm
    ahaha.
    great.
    i love the end.. "available at ambercrombie, diesel" etc. etc.
    hahah.
  32. Profile photo of trentoneli
    trentoneli Male 18-29
    258 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 5:15 pm
    i hate axe and tag :/
  33. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 5:19 pm
    hahaha douchebag
  34. Profile photo of evlknt
    evlknt Male 18-29
    167 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 5:39 pm
    very funny
  35. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 5:55 pm
    On Thursday, March 01, 2007 4:02:48 AM R_U_Kidding wrote: "Pick up Douche...look for the designer bag!"
    <whisper> "douchebag...."

    *ahem* BWAAAAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!


    My sentiments exactly.:-D

  36. Profile photo of Amet45
    Amet45 Male 13-17
    158 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 6:06 pm
    douuuuuuuuuuuuuuche baaaaaaaaaaaaag XD xtraordinary XDXDXDXD
  37. Profile photo of Moenkie
    Moenkie Male 18-29
    312 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 6:26 pm
    Zach needs some of this.
  38. Profile photo of lakawaka
    lakawaka Female 13-17
    52 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 7:19 pm
    I need to get this for presents, that would really be saying something
  39. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 7:28 pm
    THERE SHOULD BE A COLOGNE NAME SH`T SO YOU CAN SMELL LIKE SH`T...

    REMINDED ME OF THAT fudgeC BRAND...OR FCUK..DAMN SOMETHING LIKE THAT

  40. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 7:33 pm
    On 3/1/2007 7:28:58 PM AFTERSHOCK wrote: THERE SHOULD BE A COLOGNE NAME SH`T SO YOU CAN SMELL LIKE SH`T... REMINDED ME OF THAT fudgeC BRAND...OR FCUK..DAMN SOMETHING LIKE THAT

    Why do you write all of your posts in caps?

  41. Profile photo of DarkfireX
    DarkfireX Male 13-17
    70 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 7:36 pm
    ...douchebag...
  42. Profile photo of thewabbit
    thewabbit Male 13-17
    366 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 7:57 pm
    sadly, not many of them will ever know what douches they are.
  43. Profile photo of M0RGANPAIGE
    M0RGANPAIGE Female 18-29
    31 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 8:12 pm
    Tinkerbellio - you are being pretty dumb coming on here, instead of commenting videos, commenting on peoples` appearances. Pretty immature.
    Wheres your picture? What do YOU have to hide?


    I`m not trying to be mean I just didnt want to keep my mouth shut about that stupid comment she made about me. :]

  44. Profile photo of iAMzach
    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 8:51 pm
    ^yea your pretty hot dont listen to her. oh and Moenkie, that was pretty clever? did you look that one up or did you come up with it all on your own? ive got a website you really need to visit.

    http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/


  45. Profile photo of M0RGANPAIGE
    M0RGANPAIGE Female 18-29
    31 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 9:07 pm
    aw thanks zach :p
  46. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 9:18 pm
    lol, my friend is totally like that, except he doesnt where those stupid popped collar shirts
  47. Profile photo of M0RGANPAIGE
    M0RGANPAIGE Female 18-29
    31 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 10:00 pm
    aw i went to that website
    amishrakefight.org aw thats so mean! :[
  48. Profile photo of iAMzach
    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 10:38 pm
    ^he deserved it
  49. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 10:55 pm
    Less horrible than a goatse trick, but that can be forgiven just for the URL. But now I really want to see an amish rake fight.
  50. Profile photo of M0RGANPAIGE
    M0RGANPAIGE Female 18-29
    31 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 11:05 pm
    i deserved it?!
  51. Profile photo of iAMzach
    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 11:21 pm
    ^Nooooo the guy that told me i needed the cologne...lolll....ahaha i wouldnt tell u to go there im not that fcked up....i meant it for Moenkie/
  52. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 11:36 pm
    lawlocopter! i hate axe, it masses with my eyes, maybe im allergic...but tag doesnt do anything to em though...it confuzels me
  53. Profile photo of DemonGurl
    DemonGurl Female 13-17
    71 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 12:10 am
    am i the only one that likes axe and tag?
  54. Profile photo of BABYWENDY
    BABYWENDY Female 18-29
    152 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 12:55 am
    Hahhahahhaha

    "Because of your shirtless pictures on Myspace"

    "Just look for the bottle in the designer bag...Douche baaaagggg"

    Hahhahahahhahahhaa.

  55. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 3:39 am
    M0RGANPAIGE, I think my energiser bunny speaks volumes for my pic. Besides if you are so comfortable, why change your pic?
  56. Profile photo of Moenkie
    Moenkie Male 18-29
    312 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 6:00 am
    My mom actually helped though, but thanks all the same :D
  57. Profile photo of NorwayFTW
    NorwayFTW Male 13-17
    145 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 6:17 am
    "If you f*ck to house music"

    aaahahaha, thats brilliant ;)

  58. Profile photo of NorwayFTW
    NorwayFTW Male 13-17
    145 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 6:20 am
    "...If you drat to house music"

    aahahaha, thats brilliant ;)

  59. Profile photo of Lazorfish
    Lazorfish Male 13-17
    738 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 12:49 pm
    Why do idiots shop at Abercrombie and put shirtless pictures on MySpace?
  60. Profile photo of rockthearts
    rockthearts Female 13-17
    93 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 1:57 am
    doooouche
  61. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    March 7, 2007 at 7:02 pm
    lol! I`d make sure to give the douchebags to the douches.
  62. Profile photo of evilempress1
    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    416 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 11:50 am
    doouche bag...
  63. Profile photo of glacedeblitz
    glacedeblitz Female 13-17
    75 posts
    July 13, 2007 at 3:58 pm
    DemonGurl: am i the only one that likes axe and tag?

    No, I like Tag too. (:

  64. Profile photo of aussieperfum
    aussieperfum Male 30-39
    1 post
    May 1, 2010 at 11:03 pm
    The best perfume and cologne i buy from www.aussieperfumes.com.au

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