Bizarre Skin Condition

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Weird
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/03/missionary_enco.html

Woah, that is crazy. Warning: kind of gross.
There are 106 comments:
Female 193
wow..:0 thats gross! i thought i was going to be sick when i first saw the picture.
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Female 93
that is NASTY.
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Male 982
oh sweet mother of god.
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Male 109
The webpage says he lives in Eastern Europe so (hopefully) it shouldn`t reach the UK or USA.I`m so gland UK is an island!
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Female 429
err. sucks to be you.
>.<
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Male 115
i think im gonna throw up.
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Female 655
EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 140
jesus christ... I soo feel sorry for his brother having to sleep in the same bed as him
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Male 140
Iwas eatind pringos but when i saw that i barffed in the pringo cup thingy
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Female 493
ouch. that`s gotta really suck.
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Male 593
I feel sympathy for the man. Imagine what would it be having to wipe your a$$ with the hands like that. I wouldn`t even try it.
Lots of bad-taste jokes can be done about that; I`ll go for a light one.
He shouldn`t repair watches. I doubt he`d want to lose a tiny screw or spring in there.
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Female 2,552
KIND OF gross?
I think that`s kind of an understatment..
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Female 132
I really hope it is photoshopped because I feel so bad for the poor guy! x
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Male 223
jesus christ...
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Female 60
At least he could scare people away. Just wave at anoying people, and they would be gone!. Jeez I soo feel sorry for his brother having to sleep in the same bed as him..
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Male 199
what is it? im scared to look.
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Male 576
to all yolu norm,al dfuvckers ivwe got thisa dieseasee tooo and itr sucksd bifg ballsa./ Ands will somerone pleasde come ehelpl em jaclk ofddf.
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Female 110
Its called Keratosis, it`s a genetic condition which is made worse by exposure to UV light. There are many different forms and this is a particularly bad one. Like other skin lesions it can be controlled by laser removal and medication such as Accutane or Vesanoid administered orally. Hope this makes you all feel less ill...
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Male 122
He`s a freak. Kill him.
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Male 629
Ewww, aww f#$king sick. Aww god mother @#%k.
That`s the grossest thing I`ve seen on this site.
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Male 74
Made me cringe a bit. I still find things like this facinating though.

Seems like something that could be fixed or at least improved surgically, but I suppose if it were an option for him he`d have done so by now.

All I have left to say is he`s gonna need one big nail file to get that off.

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Female 123
omg usually these things dont gross meout the tiniest bit.
but i feel like throwing up.
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Male 133
Awww man wtf
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Male 10,440
looks like hes just covered in loads of mud
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Female 1,492
I agree with the buzzer...he`s turning into a rock...slowly but surely turning into a rock.
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Male 49
"did this remind anyone of that one episode of full metal alchemist?"

I`m glad I wasn`t the only one who thought that.

I can`t imagine having to live with that. I`m introverted enough as it is, imagine trying to have normal human contact looking like that. I mean, this isn`t some normal deformity like a missing nose or eye, this dude has freakin things growing out of his hands and feet.

God (Zarquon) help him.

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Female 4
Still can`t get my appetite back.
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Male 528
O_O OH.............MY..........GOD
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Female 986
Makes me think of a shag carpet o.o
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Male 250
I have the utmost sympathy and shock over the situation, and I am saying this ONLY because I am a nerd:
its...
never mind... its just too mean to joke about it...
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Female 4
I agree, I thought it would just be a weird blemish or something. This is literally the first picture I`ve ever seen that has ever made me feel like I actually need to throw up. Like really, truly go throw up. Poor guy, I feel bad for him, but that`s DISGUSTING. At least I`m not hungry anymore.
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Female 131
HE`S THE THING FROM FANTASTIC 4!!!

But no..really..that`s weird.

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Female 124
yeah I looked at that for .003 seconds and was done!
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Female 604
That was pretty freaking disturbing.
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Male 1,364
ewww :-/
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Female 486
I would agree that "kind of gross" doesn`t really give an appropriate warning...those pictures were rather disturbing, I thought.

Wow...I feel so bad for this guy. It would be absolutely *terrifying* to have a disease that nobody else has or has even heard of. You wouldn`t know what to expect and I imagine you`d feel like there was no hope for you...ugh. This makes me feel silly for worrying and complaining about my own appearance...most of us don`t realize how lucky we are to be healthy (or even somewhat healthy) until we see something like this.

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Male 2,510
im gunna be sick...
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Female 112
Woah.
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Female 576
strange, i wonder what caused it.
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Male 506
That was the coolest thing ever........
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Female 492
Looks like he`s turning into Davy Jones from the second Pirates of the Caribbean movie!
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Female 1,065
That.. wow.. it`s not kinda gross it`s really gross, they look like millions of toe nail growing out of him! nasty nasty nasty.
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Male 480
i think i puke a litle in my mouth... and alot un the couch
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Male 413
did this remind anyone of that one episode of full metal alchemist?
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Female 879
Thats terrible....how does he wear shoes? Does he need shoes? Where does this disease come from? Does it hurt when they bust through his skin, like wolverines claws? I have so many questions to ask this guy...but id have to wear a blindfold.
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Male 164
@Nadoona: It`s some sort of skin condition that makes his hands and feet look like they`ve sprouted fungally-infected finger/toenails all over them.

But you made a good decision to not click that link, because "kind of gross" is an understatement.

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Female 1,596
Looks like dry dough.
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Female 133
That`s not kind of gross. That`s full on disgusting. I feel sorry for the guy.
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Female 27
Can someone tell me in brief what this guy has?

I don`t think I would be able to see that link :S *gag*

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Female 2,695
i feel nauseous.
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Male 572
quite gross i thought i would have seen some blood or something wheezing out
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Female 582
i hate bizarre growths, i just want to take a knfe and chop them off
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Female 65
oohh maaan DD:

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Female 77
oooooo.......mmmmmmmm.......ggggggg
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Female 419
Lmao at the first comment.
Im sorry but that is really, really disgusting.
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Female 815
Holy crap :-S Ew Chicken Tenders? Aw man thats just gross x)
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Male 3,014
And I thought the warts on my hands were awful. Then again, I have 4, and he has, what, 1000? 2000?
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Female 281
electrocuted: 96 Posts Tuesday, March 13, 2007 2:17:21 AM
Unfortunately, I was eating cornflakes......
(does Nelson impression) HAHA!
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Male 72
They look like chicken tenders.

Is he turning into The Thing or somethin`?

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Male 632
He`s evolving. Just like Pokemons do.
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Female 1,007
This is the one with the crusty skin, isn`t it?

Ew.

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Male 579
The guy himself didn`t want anymore treatments, he said the ones that were cut off didn`t seem to grow back, but it made them grow faster in different places.
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Male 1,263
SPELL CHECk:

"The growths have that same texture, smell and feel. I cut a number of the largest growths off, most of witch did not bleed."

Witch did not bleed?? XD sorry I had to say it. Anyway----- Gross. Poor man

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Female 331
Eurgh..

I feel bad for saying eurghh when that guy has to cope with it.

But eurghh.

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Male 1,111
Well this thread has shown me two things.

1)Everyone here loves (loved? lol) to eat cereal while they surf the internet. (I`m a fruity pebbles or Boo Berry guy myself)

2)While the guys options are limited at least he always has a convincing costume for Halloween.

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Female 12
i couldnt even look at it for that long it made my stomach; hurt poor guy though...
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Female 13
dont you think you would rather have your hands cut off than have to deal with that? I feel really bad for the guy and I really hope they can cure it somehow, but surely his hands aren`t very useful?
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Female 1,004
Wow...Kinda weird....I don`t really get grossed out easily, but this kinda made my stomach clench.
Poor guy. At least they`re trying to help him. I think I read somewhere on that article that the bits they do cut off remain off. So...Maybe there`s hope for him yet!
Hope it`s not painful or anything....Sure, it`ll be annoying and a pain in the arse, but hopefully not painful...
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Male 2,004
omfs it looks like gloves, freakish gloves
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Male 99
looks like something from Pirates of the Caribbean Two
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Male 268
God DAMMIT! This isn`t "kind of gross"... it`s VERY GROSS!
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Female 407
That was gross, he souldve had it medically treated as soon as it started. Poor guy though, dear God, how does he live?
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Male 5,094
Anyone ever played Shadowrun? What we have here is the world`s first troll, it has started!
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Female 124
ugh i was trying to eat my cereal thanks a lot.
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Female 198
Ewwwwwwwww!


Ew!

Ew!

Ew! That`s soo sick. Must be hard to live with, they should give him surgery.

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Male 72
ugh
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Male 1,024
There is a woman in brooklyn that has this disorder (or something similar) on her face.
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Male 78
lol @ cornflakes
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Male 737
Yikes.

Well that must suck.

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Female 1,470
That, was the most discusting thing ive ever seen in my life.
Well i guess we know were cornflakes come from know?
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Female 132
Good grief. That is just so bizarre! There is some really effing werid stuff out there.
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Female 1,395
THATS FAKE ISNT IT? JUST...IT IS FAKE RIGHT? JUST TELL ME ITS FAKE AND SOUND F-ING CONVINCING CAUSE IM SERIOUSLY starting to feel freaked out and i think im going to cry for a long long time and have night traumas about this. Who ever posted it - i HATE you.
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Male 1,217
no comment, cuz im over the toilet barfing
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Male 643
That was really cool.
I would trim it everyday.
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Female 1,228
firstly, I feel real bad for the guy, he cant have a normal life and it`s not his fault that this has happened.
secondly, I really think I`m going to be sick.
That was f*cking disgusting.
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Female 45
My God, this is the first thing on this site labelled gross to actually make me feel sick

I`m never eating cornflakes again.

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Female 267
WTF? poor dude :/
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Male 3,631
Morbildy fascinating!
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Male 1,111
WTF how does he do anything
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Female 35
He must be - the guy`s brother sleeops near him and his family is exposed to him all the time, apparantly, and they havent developed the same growths at all.
What I`m wondering is how in the heck it occurred - you see alot of scifi stuff about people having plants and whatnot growing out of them, but to actually have that sort of fungal growth is mind boggling.
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Female 228
More interesting than gross. I hope the man who`s helping him is safe from it, tho.
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Female 442
I don`t mean to be rude (this guy must have a hard life with this), but I won`t be able to sleep for a while... Dear LORD...
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Female 59
"kind of" gross?!?!?!
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Female 152
whoa! That is crazy. I wonder what causes that, it`s very unique!
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Male 777
Excuse me while I go barf up my stomach.
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Male 579
it`s KIND of gross????????? I thought it was just gonna be a wierd blemish. :(
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Female 1,984
TheBuzzer, if he was changing into a rock he would have to have fibrodysplasia ossificians progressiva (FOP) which turns muscle and other tissues into bone.

This disease seems reasonable horrific too though. Poor guy.

Humans are indeed the most fascinating species on Earth.

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Male 32
Chibi:
You sicko.
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Female 56
Just because you can tell pictures are fake doesn`t make you an insensitive jerk. I don`t care to take a second look and study it (ewwww!) but you`re probably right. >>;
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Male 472
his changing into a rock!
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Male 119
Unfortunately, I was eating cornflakes......
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Female 606
Oh. God.
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Female 106
ewww
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Male 667
Mmmmmm~ Yummy...
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Male 32
You can tell i am an insensitive jerk because i know that this is photoshopped. i can tell because, as an insensitive jerk, i have seen a number of photoshopped works in my time, and it is clearly evident by the pixels.
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Male 10,115
Link: Bizarre Skin Condition [Rate Link] - Woah, that is crazy. Warning: kind of gross.
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