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Date: 03/05/07 02:15 AM

76 Responses to Billboards We`ll Never See

  1. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 12:02 am
    Link: Billboards We`ll Never See - Some pretty good ones.
  2. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 2:18 am
    not really funny
  3. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
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    March 5, 2007 at 2:24 am
    Canada one is funny. Jack Daniels is better. Incest is the best, put your sister to the test. Why go down the street when you can go down the hall.
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    RachelAngie Female 18-29
    165 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 2:30 am
    Meh. The Canada one was pretty good.
  5. Profile photo of gimysumlovin
    gimysumlovin Female 13-17
    173 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 2:32 am
    alright i guess. bit of entertainment
  6. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
    629 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 2:42 am
    Ok...
  7. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 2:54 am
    "There is life after substance abuse.

    It`s just not particularly fun."
    Ahahahaaa!!

    And now for a moment of sarcasm: I simply can`t wait for the Coulter-esque anti-Canada comments to start.

  8. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
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    March 5, 2007 at 3:15 am

    They are hilarious to me! Most of them.

    I have to wonder if most of you don`t agree because you had to slow down and think a little.. hm.

    Sorry, just my observation! Hilarious, either way!

  9. Profile photo of siny_toy_gun
    siny_toy_gun Female 13-17
    267 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 3:27 am
    rofl @ the banana one
  10. Profile photo of sunwavewind
    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 3:34 am
    I liked most of them. Hallmark should use that slogan.
  11. Profile photo of 240ZettoAKA
    240ZettoAKA Female 18-29
    344 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 3:34 am
    `Dude, we totaly forgot about slogan.`
    Marijuana one`s nice.
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    candy_apple Female 18-29
    152 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 3:42 am
    unoriginal.
  13. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
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    March 5, 2007 at 3:55 am
    i stopped at the canada leading the world at being just north of the united stats one cause i laughed so hard i pissed my pants a little bit. i have nothing against canada, sometimes bs here in the us makes me want to move to canada but im to lazy. i need one of those t-shirts that say "procrastinators of the world unite... tomorrow."

    thinking about it that fake sign is 100% true no other country can beat canada at being just north of the us. i realy dont know why i laughed so hard for 10 minuts at it or why im still chuckling now. ive typed canada more times in this post then i did in all of 2006.

    on all the other ones up to the canada one i didnt find them funny.

  14. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 4:09 am
    "Why go down the street when you can go down the hall."

    Awesome... and so true.

  15. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 4:41 am
    I like the sperm bank one, probably becasue I just learned where that saying came from.
  16. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 4:58 am
    old idea, but new words.
  17. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
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    March 5, 2007 at 5:11 am
    these, to me, were just great. love all of them. The sperm bank one, rofl!

    jebler, lol!

  18. Profile photo of WTFidunno
    WTFidunno Female 18-29
    395 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 5:21 am
    I liked most of them...And that "We put the lard in lard arse"...man that cookie looked sooo good...
  19. Profile photo of phoenix6
    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 5:25 am
    I like most of them, the banana one and the hallmark one especially. Lol @ HylianNinja and jebler.. :D
  20. Profile photo of Goldfishgal
    Goldfishgal Female 18-29
    426 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 5:57 am
    not really funny...
  21. Profile photo of mapleleaf
    mapleleaf Male 13-17
    162 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 6:39 am
    You think your job involves a lot of bull____?" Industrial fertilizers lmao XD
  22. Profile photo of MadeInUSSR
    MadeInUSSR Male 18-29
    251 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 7:17 am
    photoshop...
  23. Profile photo of christy409
    christy409 Female 18-29
    59 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 7:25 am
    ha ha i saw an actual sign in pennsylvania that had a dog with tennis balls in it`s mouth and the sign said this time we`ll fetch the balls (spay and nueder you pets) aspca
  24. Profile photo of LolaGabanna
    LolaGabanna Female 18-29
    748 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 7:55 am
    What`s up with the chick`s hair on the GAP one? Egads, man.
  25. Profile photo of sarah_beth
    sarah_beth Female 13-17
    103 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 8:14 am
    lmao and duh its photoshopped thats the point but still freakin hilarious to me
  26. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 8:32 am
    Canada IS the great big suburb of America.
  27. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    March 5, 2007 at 9:59 am
    This is really old. Not really original either.
  28. Profile photo of phatzoma
    phatzoma Male 18-29
    312 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 10:00 am
    So the two "not very funny" comments come from the 13-17 year old demograhpic? Go watch Spongebob, ya brats!!!
  29. Profile photo of LaurensK90
    LaurensK90 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 10:06 am
    yeah, those were nice. but I guess you`d have to be american to get the canada one, I don`t really see the fun of it... =/
  30. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 11:03 am
    if these were real then the world would be a better place
  31. Profile photo of biffyclyro89
    biffyclyro89 Male 13-17
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    March 5, 2007 at 11:03 am
    whoever came up with the gap slogan deserves to be shot, what with anorexia problems these days
  32. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
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    March 5, 2007 at 11:57 am
    lol @ the people that don`t think they are funny


    PS (it`s because they are little kids, or don`t get them)

  33. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 12:00 pm
    Reminds me of family guy...there are so many jokes that people don`t get.

    Like the Top Gun music and sequence when Peter was dreaming about his truck flying.(the new episode from yesterday) LOLOLOLOLOL

    That`s why a bunch of kids and people just don`t think the show is funny. They miss all the jokes.

  34. Profile photo of Giltrap
    Giltrap Male 13-17
    82 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 12:40 pm
    MadeInUSSR, you beat me to it.

    They are so obviously photoshopped, the pixels are different. Can`t you tell? :-P

  35. Profile photo of sponjman07
    sponjman07 Male 13-17
    109 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 1:09 pm
    "So the two "not very funny" comments come from the 13-17 year old demograhpic? Go watch Spongebob, ya brats!!!" So? just coz someone doesn`t find something funny, you dont need to bite their heads off!
  36. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 1:16 pm
    I liked the corvette ad, mostly because how true it is.
  37. Profile photo of Accurs3ds0ul
    Accurs3ds0ul Male 13-17
    272 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 1:22 pm
    Mmmmmmm...intestinal worms...

    PS: biffyclyro89 There are more "pudgy" people in the US than anorexic.
    Either way, they`re both going to die early.

  38. Profile photo of xRevengex
    xRevengex Female 18-29
    419 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 2:13 pm
    Haha most of them were fuuny, the others were ok.
    I laughed at the gap one.
  39. Profile photo of schmexie
    schmexie Female 13-17
    351 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 3:04 pm
    some of those were pretty funny
  40. Profile photo of sprink99
    sprink99 Male 30-39
    393 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 3:46 pm
    I get all of them, and 95% of them are awful. `Funny stuff` for people without a fully developed sense of humour.
  41. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 3:47 pm
    Some of them were really funny, but none got more than a slight chuckle from me. Still good though ^^
  42. Profile photo of bianchi
    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 4:05 pm
    LMAO I love it! I laughed so hard with most of em!
  43. Profile photo of Rich5678
    Rich5678 Male 13-17
    131 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 4:21 pm
    "we put the lard in "lard ass"" hahaha
  44. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 4:37 pm
    lmao, even though not that original
  45. Profile photo of windtalker
    windtalker Male 18-29
    18 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 4:38 pm
    They`re funny but the photoshopping jobs are bad.
  46. Profile photo of OmgU8MyRice
    OmgU8MyRice Male 13-17
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    March 5, 2007 at 4:59 pm
    Lol, I like the "Dude, we totally forgot our slogan" one, but to me, the rest werent that funny :S
  47. Profile photo of Clayboy
    Clayboy Male 18-29
    651 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 5:38 pm
    ieatbunnies: "I liked the corvette ad, mostly because how true it is."

    ^^ Trying to tell us something?

  48. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 5:43 pm
    haha the gap one was gud
  49. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 5:53 pm
    um, i thought they were hilarious...
    everyone hates it b/c the first posters did, so they just wanna be cool and agree!
  50. Profile photo of near2
    near2 Male 18-29
    22 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 6:11 pm
    the sad thing is some of those are actually realThe dude we totally forgot our slogan one is real theres one about 2 or 3 miles away from where i live
  51. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 6:38 pm
    "So the two "not very funny" comments come from the 13-17 year old demograhpic? Go watch Spongebob, ya brats!!!" So? just coz someone doesn`t find something funny, you dont need to bite their heads off!

    Aye, aye captain!

    But yeah, these signs were not half bad.

  52. Profile photo of ATLFootball
    ATLFootball Male 13-17
    15 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 6:40 pm
    haha not that bad
    i like the gold`s gym one
  53. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 6:44 pm
    these were pretty good.
  54. Profile photo of rockthearts
    rockthearts Female 13-17
    93 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 7:28 pm
    make us all wish we were blind -- speedo
  55. Profile photo of low325
    low325 Male 40-49
    199 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 7:54 pm
    I like cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  56. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 8:09 pm
    you raped them margins good, old man
  57. Profile photo of TamponString
    TamponString Female 13-17
    99 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 8:43 pm
    I liked the gap one ^^ Very rad
  58. Profile photo of Canine
    Canine Male 13-17
    142 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 9:10 pm
    LMAO those were great! Loved em!

    And to the people saying "old"

    Stop being to self centered, just because you`ve seen em doesn`t mean everyone has! Get you`re head out of you`re arse and let loose! You`re bringing us all down!

  59. Profile photo of GodsWraith
    GodsWraith Male 13-17
    54 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 9:31 pm
    Lol they shouls put these up i would buy stuff from the companys.:-D

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    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 9:59 pm
    "make us all wish we were blind -- speedo"
    I like pissed myself from that :D awsome. Very funny!
  61. Profile photo of tlite77
    tlite77 Female 30-39
    24 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 9:59 pm
    The Jack Daniels one is actually in St. Louis, I`ve seen it. My mouth dropped open, I couldn`t believe they would actually put that. It makes me wonder if they are all real or if some of them were photoshopped. hmmmm
  62. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 11:05 pm
    Haha, a couple of these are pretty good.
    Most were just lame though.
    -_-
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    danielkwan88 Male 18-29
    307 posts
    March 6, 2007 at 1:00 am
    lol
  64. Profile photo of felicity57
    felicity57 Female 13-17
    36 posts
    March 6, 2007 at 1:13 am
    i like the teenage girl one lol
  65. Profile photo of Link1919
    Link1919 Male 13-17
    236 posts
    March 6, 2007 at 3:03 am
    `Chew you fat bastard chew` LMFAO
  66. Profile photo of yeibitchi
    yeibitchi Female 13-17
    4 posts
    March 6, 2007 at 5:53 am
    The `Want to earn money hand over fist?` one is real! Seriously, I was driving in Portland and I saw it, and I stared and stared, trying to figure out if it actually said what I thought it did.

    It really freaked me out. : )

    Geez, v_wilkes85, freak out much? Have you ever played 10-pin bowling? It`s way harder to do them it seems it would be. (I suck at it, I always get to pissed off. : )

  67. Profile photo of JeanaH
    JeanaH Female 13-17
    406 posts
    March 6, 2007 at 6:43 am
    Big Egos. Big Biceps. Little Weenies. LOL
  68. Profile photo of bubblebubb
    bubblebubb Female 18-29
    339 posts
    March 6, 2007 at 9:23 am
    Ehh. Not very original. How many times have i seen "hey im stoopid i smoke majuana!" jokes before? Banana-women-pénis jokes. Fast car/small penis jokes.

    They`re hilarious the first few time, but after 10 years.. and 856 jokes later.. i dunno, they`re beginning to wear thin!

  69. Profile photo of glocktypus
    glocktypus Female 18-29
    430 posts
    March 6, 2007 at 11:50 am
    that was so country
  70. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    March 6, 2007 at 7:38 pm
    I saw the Jack Daniels one when I was in Georgia. At least some of these are real!
  71. Profile photo of socalsk8er
    socalsk8er Male 13-17
    115 posts
    March 6, 2007 at 11:33 pm
    lol.
    thats all i have to say.
  72. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    March 7, 2007 at 4:56 pm
    the dough nut one is the funniest
  73. Profile photo of phizzpop
    phizzpop Male 30-39
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    March 8, 2007 at 4:38 am
    this is great stuff guys. anyone wantto donate some to my site at monkeytypesthebible.com
    i`m going to do a bunch of exposes on weird photography.
  74. Profile photo of gonadsonfire
    gonadsonfire Male 13-17
    579 posts
    March 11, 2007 at 9:13 pm
    Whats with the recent IAB glitches?
  75. Profile photo of freakydelish
    freakydelish Female 18-29
    104 posts
    March 16, 2007 at 7:37 am
    innuendos, innuendos..
  76. Profile photo of Cupcake10
    Cupcake10 Female 13-17
    13 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 10:49 pm
    Haha wow/ That`s just great.

    =D

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