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Date: 03/30/07 02:02 AM

35 Responses to 7-11 to Become Kwik-E-Mart

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 11:30 pm
    Link: 7-11 to Become Kwik-E-Mart - In a promotion for Simpson`s Movie 7-11s will get converted into Kwik-E-Marts.
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    SuperQuack_x Female 13-17
    190 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 2:21 am
    "Dont all 7-11`s already have Apu look-a-likes?"


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    missaquafina Female 18-29
    208 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 2:22 am
    I wonder if they will just change the ones located in the Springfield towns of USA
  4. Profile photo of jako9b14270
    jako9b14270 Male 13-17
    170 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 2:31 am
    Hm... that`s cool.
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    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 3:27 am
    i feel like i have a v shaped cut on my right index finger but i dont. its felt like this for a few days... so annoying. oh ya about the link. ummmmmm i dont care.
  6. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 4:03 am
    Wtf, um why, I don`t get it, why??

    Jebler, do you feel the cut is at the top or bottom?? (or your finger) I broke my nail this morning, it really hurt.

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    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 4:17 am
    Jebler is such a turd. Check out his uptarded profile.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 4:43 am
    ^ Yeah, I think that`s a picture of his mom he`s got there, rearing in too kiss him a goodnight! Oh yeah, and this link is f*cking inspiring.
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    cargasm Male 18-29
    340 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 5:12 am
    i live in west springfield.. obviously its just west of a springfield i hope they make the 7-11 there into a kwik-e-mart that would be drating awsome
  10. Profile photo of 240ZettoAKA
    240ZettoAKA Female 18-29
    344 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 5:39 am
    ^Would be nice~!

    There`s a clerk like Apu at one of the liquor store (not 7-11 though) in my neighborhood. He always says, "Thank u~, thank u~, come again~!"

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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 6:02 am
    Wait, what? We have profiles?
  12. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 7:38 am
    "Who needs the Kwik-e-mart? I need the Kwik-e-mart!" - Apu

    Yay for the movie!

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    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 8:24 am
    Great! Just go with the Capitalism you bastards!
  14. Profile photo of ellinht
    ellinht Female 18-29
    62 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 8:55 am
    there is already a kwik-e-mart over here in Adelaide (Australia) but I believe it is called `quick-e-mart` ehh haha.
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    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 10:48 am
    ooooooooo. next generation marketing.
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    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 11:10 am
    will the shelbyvilles be getting speed-e-marts?
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    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 11:11 am
    that is very cool, but it does say MAY add, and its only gonna be 11 off them in the US. .. so.. not to much off a point
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    dragonrice Male 18-29
    632 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 11:22 am
    Who needs the kwik-e-mart? Who needs the kwik-e-mart? I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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    WickedSteak Male 18-29
    319 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 12:36 pm
    There`s a Springfield about 2 hours from where i live. They should put one there. I will go to it and have a good larf.
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    Dullahan8888 Male 13-17
    38 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 1:07 pm
    and so what is the point of doing that?
  21. Profile photo of bambii311
    bambii311 Female 13-17
    333 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 2:38 pm
    and so what is the point of doing that

    um... publicity?

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    Unanswered Male 13-17
    239 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 3:24 pm
    This is freakin cool.
  23. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 3:31 pm
    Genius advertising.. simply genius.
  24. Profile photo of Cricket11
    Cricket11 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    Squishee sales will go through the roof!
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    0verclock3d Male 13-17
    230 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 5:02 pm
    I`ve got my money on april fool`s.


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    Astera121 Female 13-17
    59 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 5:22 pm
    Wow, that`s really creative for advertising! Maybe I`ll encounter a 7-11 on my vacation this summer because there isn`t one in my area. Le sigh. Just a bunch of Cheveron`s and Texaco`s.
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    babyAPPLE Female 13-17
    102 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 5:38 pm
    OH YEAH..april fools is coming..o well this is a cool idea..but i don`t think it`ll boost sales for the movie, but it probably will make alot of money off the people who wants to buy things from the kwik-e-martXD
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    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 5:39 pm
    we just need everyone to turn yellow and we have our very own simpsons
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    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 6:26 pm
    i want to go to one
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    catzgirl Female 13-17
    57 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 7:00 pm
    Yes! I live, like 10 minutes away from a Springfield. I totally want one of those "condensed" squishess.
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    justKatrina Female 13-17
    1007 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 7:30 pm
    Yay, I`m gonna live near a Kwik-E-Mart.
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    jilly__bones Female 18-29
    26 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 9:49 pm
    I work at Sleven. I hope the change mine haha.. that would be effin wicked.
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    xScalawag Female 18-29
    195 posts
    March 30, 2007 at 10:41 pm
    We call our ice cream truck driver man Apu. He looks and acts like him. I wasn`t sure if I wanted a choco-taco and he said "Choco taco very good for you!" in this thick Indian accent.
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    Gagala Female 30-39
    76 posts
    March 31, 2007 at 2:01 pm
    I`m embarrassed by how gullible some of you are!! It`s an A.F. prank.

    Geeez. I hope I die early, because I really would be scared to have intelligences like yours in charge of my life if I couldn`t take care of myself. In other words, I hope angels fall out of the skies and give people BRAINS. (muttering)

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    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    416 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 1:43 pm
    Sweet! you know i don`t think the simson movie needs THAT much puplisity.

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