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Date: 03/22/07 02:34 AM

141 Responses to 3-Year Old Monster Slayer

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 2:35 am
    Link: 3-Year Old Monster Slayer - Monsters, you are on notice!
  2. Profile photo of shorttriger
    shorttriger Male 13-17
    49 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 2:42 am
    umm ok then
  3. Profile photo of bambii311
    bambii311 Female 13-17
    333 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 2:42 am
    Uh... that`s different. "That`s not a nice word. You should say kick his butt." Yay for `alternative` parenting!

    She looks like a cabbage patch doll.

  4. Profile photo of FrozenSunset
    FrozenSunset Female 18-29
    193 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 2:43 am
    lol cabbage patch..
  5. Profile photo of xboxman
    xboxman Male 13-17
    381 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 2:45 am
    lol thats intense!
  6. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 2:45 am
    nothing cuter than 3 year olds swearing :)
    but my parents didn`t stop me. They just told me what not to say in public.
  7. Profile photo of candy_apple
    candy_apple Female 18-29
    152 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 2:52 am
    Haha! That`s cute!
  8. Profile photo of robofish
    robofish Male 13-17
    506 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 2:52 am
    Good i was going to say "What a bad mother teaching her daughter such language!" But she told the girl it wasant a good word. So im happy.
  9. Profile photo of tharith
    tharith Male 18-29
    266 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 2:55 am
    "is he gonna come in here he`s gonna kick my a**!"
    "then i can kick his a**"
    "...u should say kick his butt"
    "OoOooooo"

    LOL

  10. Profile photo of Dragynwing
    Dragynwing Female 18-29
    130 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 3:02 am
    the killer part is her eyebrows going up and the gestures with her hands during the "he`s gonna kick my a**" part. that`s too cute.

  11. Profile photo of Fayth
    Fayth Female 18-29
    496 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 3:12 am
    It`s amazing what children pick up these days.

    She was cute though.

  12. Profile photo of siny_toy_gun
    siny_toy_gun Female 13-17
    267 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 3:15 am
    "oooooooh"

    haha love it, she`s adorable

  13. Profile photo of mysterypro
    mysterypro Male 18-29
    86 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 3:21 am
    Lame, boring, I barely comprehensible speech... I give it a 0.
  14. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 3:21 am
    Cute but I would never let my kids talk like that.
  15. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 3:43 am
    ^^seriously. Not a smackable offense, but she should be warned.
  16. Profile photo of WTFidunno
    WTFidunno Female 18-29
    395 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 3:48 am
    Man...I said "the B word" once when I was about that age, and couldn`t sit down for about 3 hours...
  17. Profile photo of faygo
    faygo Male 30-39
    339 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 3:49 am
    adorable, sounds like she`s saying "ask".
  18. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 4:00 am
    *sigh* They grow up so fast...
  19. Profile photo of aToMiC_dOg18
    aToMiC_dOg18 Female 13-17
    208 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 4:02 am
    If I had done that... talk about a**es, mine wouldn`t be usable for atleast a day.
    On a lighter note, the kid was cute.
  20. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2007 at 4:19 am
    i hate kids so much. if god came to me and told me he would either give me kids or aids and that i had to chose i would pick aids befor he finished talking.
  21. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
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    March 22, 2007 at 4:26 am
    ^^I agree with you man, she wasn`t cute. Nope.
    Was glad that the mother did have some sense of dignity in her to correct that brat.
  22. Profile photo of wings1313
    wings1313 Female 18-29
    314 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 4:48 am
    shes a smart little girl...i like her..very cute..... and jebler ur an idiot... AIDS over kids wow...selfish
  23. Profile photo of PimpMan420
    PimpMan420 Male 18-29
    181 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 5:02 am
    You have to find the humor in it. If my child said that i`d laugh my ass off to the point where I couldn`t correct her. Mom, come fix it. :D
  24. Profile photo of Gustopher
    Gustopher Female 30-39
    20 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 5:08 am
    Did anybody else think that child looked like George Bush Jnr?
  25. Profile photo of PimpMan420
    PimpMan420 Male 18-29
    181 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 5:08 am
    You all sadden me that you can`t find humor in a child`s innocence. You think they are born with that? They either learn it from their parents or from school. If you don`t like kids then I can understand, however the parents should`ve done something before that; whether or not it was hilarious.
  26. Profile photo of PimpMan420
    PimpMan420 Male 18-29
    181 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 5:18 am
    Why do you think that Gustopher? Just wondering of course.
  27. Profile photo of murphy2112
    murphy2112 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 5:40 am
    God dammit people. There`s no such thing as bad words, just bad intentions. Considering the child`s young age and innocence, there were no bad intentions when she said she was "gonna kick his a**," which is clearly something she just picked up. She didn`t even know it was a bad word until her mother suggested she say "butt" instead, and now, even at such an early age, she knows it`s bad to say "a**," all on account of her stupid parent suggesting alternatives for these alleged "bad words." Makes me sick to my stomach.
  28. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 5:46 am
    Things I learned by wathing this video:
    1) The mother is young.
    2) She cannot afford furniture.
    3) The kid already knows swear words inforcing the fact the mom is a young, poor, and a crappy mother.

    To people who think people who don`t want kids are selfish ask yourself this:

    What are some of the reasons to have kids?
    1) To continue the family line.
    2) To pass on your genes.
    3) To pass on to your child your beliefs and dreams.
    4) Welfare.

    Now who is the selfish one?

  29. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 6:06 am
    You, for insulting this woman. Lighten the f*ck up or the kids going to kick your ass.
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    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 6:11 am
    monster
  31. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 6:28 am
    It is a bit unusual to prefer contracting AIDS over becoming a parent, but selfish? It sounds more like jebler is giving the ultimate sacrifice, in order to bring down the surface population. What a guy!!
  32. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 6:43 am
    Stupid Mother! And parents appear on TV asking help from Doctor Phill?
    This kid will grow up like this if they don`t stop it already. When puberty is reached these parents will not be able to control anything!
  33. Profile photo of Lyannovitch
    Lyannovitch Female 18-29
    262 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 6:51 am
    Well...if I ever have a monster in my room...she can come and kick his...butt..;)...anytime!

    Looks like a diehard Toddler Mutant Ninja Turtle!

  34. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 7:22 am
    If the kid was saying c**T or f**k or big hairy pig`s testicles then it would be shocking, and poor parenting. But ass? Give me a break...
  35. Profile photo of gonewithsin
    gonewithsin Female 18-29
    14 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 8:08 am
    I hate kids, I truly do, but if I ever wind up with one... I hope it`s just like that.
  36. Profile photo of Gammon_Rod
    Gammon_Rod Male 13-17
    431 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 9:12 am
    The kid only said `ass`, that hardly makes the mother a bad parent. She could have picked it up anywhere.

    I didn`t like the video though, I can`t stand small children.

  37. Profile photo of qwet
    qwet Female 30-39
    4 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 9:17 am
    bvkfd
  38. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 9:47 am
    lol
  39. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 10:06 am
    lol that was great "...but you should say kick his butt"

    little girl: oooooohh....

  40. Profile photo of linkcma
    linkcma Male 18-29
    302 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 10:17 am
    I don`t really believe in bad words. Anything can be considered a bad word, it`s just the way you use them. It may not have been the parents fault, the child could have gotten it from school.
  41. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 10:19 am
    HAHAHAHA, that was the highlight of my day! Funny as hell, er, heck!
  42. Profile photo of omgwtfho
    omgwtfho Female 18-29
    218 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 10:24 am
    LOL @ Devi3000, your explanations for people having kids are SO WARPED and misguided it almost laughed out loud. In fact, everything you said was ignorant and lame. No, the REAL reason most people don`t have kids: they don`t like them, they don`t wanna financially support one, they don`t wanna devote any time or energy to the matter. Which is fine, if you don`t want any of that, I don`t blame you.
    But don`t even try to say it`s selfish to have children. 9 kids in a crowded trailer, yeah that`s selfish when there`s children with no parents all around the globe. But a hard working couple who wants to experience a new life chapter by concieving, bearing, and raising one of their own flesh and blood? That`s not selfish, it`s a human RIGHT.

    -----------

    Yeah but the vid made me mad, the mom keeps laughing. What`s that gonna make her think?

  43. Profile photo of Tanoca
    Tanoca Female 18-29
    17 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 10:24 am
    Sooooooooooo cute! ^_^
    And I think the point of this video is the little girl being creative and brave instead of being scared of monsters like most kids...
    It`s obvious that she`s too innocent to know why the hell some words are "bad words"... And if laughing when your child says a** in such a cute and innocent way is being a bad mother, then I guess I`ll be considered a bad bad mother when my time comes to have kids.
    Anyway, she got it the moment her mother corrected her. So, there would be no reason for the mother to punish her or anything...
  44. Profile photo of Cricket11
    Cricket11 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 10:26 am
    It is not cute for little kids to say "a**". On the other hand, when a 4 year old informs you that "Nobody liked Lyle Lyle Crocodile because he was a Son-of-a-b****.", it is quite amusing.
  45. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    March 22, 2007 at 10:27 am
    Censorship is a hinderance to free thinkers. I say do not censor your kids, teach them responsibility. There is a difference.

    Cute! BTW :)

  46. Profile photo of doodleduck
    doodleduck Male 18-29
    175 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 11:05 am
    shame her mum can`t get her a decent haircut.
  47. Profile photo of tinky10675
    tinky10675 Male 30-39
    170 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 11:05 am
    That kid is soo cool! I think she rocks! Monsters Beware! LOL
  48. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 11:17 am
    OH OH OH!!!! EVERYBODY TAKE NOTICE!!!

    I am agreeing with HylianNinja! She WILL kick his a$$, the little cutie!

    I love this little girl`s face, and her mom is a WONDERFUL parent, if all she had to do was say "try saying butt" instead of *smack!* "don`t say that word!" *crying*

    This is so adorable, I`m going to have to send it to MY mom!

  49. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 11:19 am
    Devi lol your level of intelligence is almost too low to comment on.

    So because you didn`t see anything but a TV and it looked like a childs toy or childs recliner in the back ground of course that makes the mother Poor and unable to afford furniture.

    Not only that but because the child said a word resembling `ass` then suddenly the mother must be awfully poor. Obviously I mean isn`t your logic just infallible

    But I do defiantly agree on the second part of your post, YOU really shouldn`t have kids, thanks for saving the space in the orphanages when you die of a heart attack at 34 because of a massive consumption of twinkies on your part.

  50. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 11:21 am
    But then again maybe when you move out of your parents house you and you`re sitting on a plastic crate eating ramen maybe you can comment, since you`ll be in the same boat.

  51. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 11:21 am
    LOL LiquidGlass rocks my sox off once again... if the little girl hadn`t already done that....
  52. Profile photo of jvcc
    jvcc Female 13-17
    354 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 11:47 am
    Wow, that mom is stupid. I wonder how she thinks she can convince her child that that word is wrong after she filmed her saying it and laughed the whole time. >_<
  53. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 12:18 pm
    HAHA cabbage patch doll!!!!!

    thats got me rolling around!

  54. Profile photo of schmidtjrK7
    schmidtjrK7 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 1:28 pm
    dude, little kids saying "ass" burned out in the 90`s. this was retarded. and i mean that in the worst possible way. cute kid, though.
  55. Profile photo of animefreak88
    animefreak88 Female 13-17
    319 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 1:32 pm
    GOD I hate kids.
  56. Profile photo of simonb123
    simonb123 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    whoa that kid does look like a cabbage patch doll!
  57. Profile photo of whathappend5
    whathappend5 Male 30-39
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    March 22, 2007 at 1:40 pm
    that was the awesomest thing i`ve seen all week!
  58. Profile photo of whodatis
    whodatis Male 18-29
    9 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 1:41 pm
    Teach her more cuss words
  59. Profile photo of TJAW
    TJAW Male 13-17
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    March 22, 2007 at 1:46 pm
    It sounded like she said "ask"
  60. Profile photo of STARTSOMETIN
    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
    561 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 2:03 pm
    not a nice word yet your recording and laughing when she says it
  61. Profile photo of STARTSOMETIN
    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
    561 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 2:07 pm
    Cant wait till my kid swears so i can grab the camcorder i got from wal mart heeyuk
  62. Profile photo of XxSpeedy
    XxSpeedy Male 13-17
    274 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 2:30 pm
    she was saying "kick his ask"
  63. Profile photo of mcgrathk1
    mcgrathk1 Male 40-49
    166 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 2:48 pm
    That is one of the funniest things I`ve seen in a while. The best part is when she gets to see that vid when she`s older.
  64. Profile photo of Linc
    Linc Female 13-17
    444 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 2:49 pm
    Lol
  65. Profile photo of philitup23
    philitup23 Male 18-29
    468 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 2:54 pm
    what an ugly little girl...that girl needs to wait til her hair grows out..mushroom haired B*tch
  66. Profile photo of caffeinehigh
    caffeinehigh Female 18-29
    285 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 2:59 pm
    Oh, philitup23, you are so COOL! Picking on and swearing at little kids behind their back... I wish I could have babies with a class act like you.
  67. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 2:59 pm
    I`ve never said the "a" word... but I don`t use the "b" word either! Never have... and I`m almost 20.

    I always say `bottom`.

  68. Profile photo of 107249
    107249 Male 13-17
    210 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 3:52 pm
    People around here started cursing in grade three and I thought THAT was early...
  69. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 4:19 pm
    she kicks a**!
  70. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
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    March 22, 2007 at 4:28 pm
    meh not that good
  71. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2007 at 4:37 pm
    "The kid only said `ass`, that hardly makes the mother a bad parent. She could have picked it up anywhere."
    while sure, her kid saying something bad isnt bad parenting, the way she hadled it was.
    "hey, say that word AGAIN, okay?"
    then she laughed, and didnt correct the child right away. lauging may just be a reaction, but you could tell from her face that she thougt she was doing something good. after more prompting to say the "bad word", she laughed, and after laughing, told the kid not to say it.
    children are impressionable, and dont think the same way you do...
    plus, it wasnt even that funny, so posting a video of it on the internet wasnt that good either.
  72. Profile photo of Snowkid32
    Snowkid32 Male 13-17
    89 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 4:43 pm
    Lol...
  73. Profile photo of sugaman2k3
    sugaman2k3 Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2007 at 4:44 pm
    bad parent...even though she is like "now thats not a *chuckle* good word" pathetic even though she said thats not good, the mothers reaction implied that it was ok for her to speak like this, thus enforcing this behavior in the child. Bad parenting...thats why we have so many nut jobs out there. This is the way hippies raised their kids...ya get wack jobs who have always done what ever they want with no repercussions...they go into the real world and when someone tells them "No you cannot do that" they bring a gun in and shoot them...this was not humorous, it was sad.
  74. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2007 at 5:04 pm
    Haha!
    "You should say kick his butt!"
    "OooOOOoohh!"
    LOL
  75. Profile photo of sunwavewind
    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 5:09 pm
    Why does it matter if little kids use "bad" words, as soon as they are older they will start using them anyway or not, it has nothing to do with parenting. Why don`t parents save themselves the trouble of worrying about everything their children say and instead try to teach them the thought process for deciding if something is right or wrong.
  76. Profile photo of LunarMoon
    LunarMoon Female 13-17
    217 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 5:46 pm
    Awwwwwwwww.
  77. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
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    March 22, 2007 at 7:16 pm
    I was relieved when the mother at least told her child to say it more G rated. Ahh, youth and their incorruptibility...o:-)
  78. Profile photo of pimpachu
    pimpachu Male 13-17
    4 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 7:17 pm
    no no her mom is gonna kick her ass for saying that
  79. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 7:43 pm
    Ha my cousin says worse!
    I remeber when she was 2 and she opened the frigde and a bowl holding some eggs fell out. She stands there, loooking at the floor and said " Oh poo"
    Now thats hillarious comming from a 2 year old!
  80. Profile photo of Ninnie
    Ninnie Female 18-29
    106 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 7:44 pm
    Haha, fantastic. Love it. And yeah, as someone said earlier - she does look like a cabbage patch doll!!
  81. Profile photo of danielkwan88
    danielkwan88 Male 18-29
    307 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 8:27 pm
    attention monsters, your days are numbered...muhahahahahaha
  82. Profile photo of hannah_h
    hannah_h Female 13-17
    155 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 8:27 pm
    The one with the English kid who was terrified of some soap bubbles was the cutest thing ever.
  83. Profile photo of demontoast
    demontoast Female 18-29
    22 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 9:06 pm
    I hate parents, not kids

    I`m not going to have any because I don`t want to be a bad parent.

  84. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 9:13 pm
    "Things I learned by wathing this video:
    1) The mother is young.
    2) She cannot afford furniture.
    3) The kid already knows swear words inforcing the fact the mom is a young, poor, and a crappy mother.

    To people who think people who don`t want kids are selfish ask yourself this:

    What are some of the reasons to have kids?
    1) To continue the family line.
    2) To pass on your genes.
    3) To pass on to your child your beliefs and dreams.
    4) Welfare.

    Now who is the selfish one?"

    YES LETS GENERALIZE BECUASE YOU SAW ONE FRAME OF HER ENTIRE HOUSE.

    NOW SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I COME

    kiyke yo awse

  85. Profile photo of saenzoflife
    saenzoflife Female 18-29
    169 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 9:27 pm
    If i would of said a** when i was four, i would have been smacked...
    Now thats good parenting. At least its better than the parents who say "go to your room, you`re grounded" when the kid has cable tv and some other form of simple entertainment.
  86. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2007 at 10:50 pm
    i wasnt trying to start a debate. wanting kids or not, neither is selfish. i simply made a choice based on my experiences. to R_U_Kidding you are far off the mark on my motivation.
  87. Profile photo of majorchaoz
    majorchaoz Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2007 at 11:01 pm
    SHES NOT REALLY SAYING ASS SHES SAYING ASK!! LISTEN TO THE K AT THE END!!!
  88. Profile photo of Lo0ney
    Lo0ney Female 13-17
    48 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 11:08 pm
    Don`t worry Jebler I doubt you could legally get a woman to have the kids with you.
  89. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2007 at 11:25 pm
    Wow, some bitch got her 3-year-old to swear and videotaped it, and she`s NOT being sent to prison. Gotta love the new-age hippy bullsh*t- ...I mean, the parent`s "right" that lets her do that.
  90. Profile photo of RachelAngie
    RachelAngie Female 18-29
    165 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 11:34 pm
    Meh, she wasn`t that cute.
  91. Profile photo of ragragdoll
    ragragdoll Female 18-29
    88 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 11:39 pm
    she`s definitely saying "ask", she probably thinks A55 and ask are the same word.
  92. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2007 at 11:42 pm
    you`re an angry person maelstrom, guess your parents took pictures of you masturbating then showed you the "right" way to do it.
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    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 11:48 pm
    It sounded staged to me. As soon as the mom turned on the camera, she said to her daughter, "What are you going to do again?" Obviously, the daughter has said this before. So only when the camera is on is when the mom corrects her? Yeah, the first time my daughter would say that, she would be told not to say it!
  94. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    March 22, 2007 at 11:53 pm
    That word isn`t really a swear word here.
  95. Profile photo of Wildshadow
    Wildshadow Female 13-17
    57 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 12:16 am
    no, say "I`m gonna drat it!!!"


    yeah, that`s good.

  96. Profile photo of espada23
    espada23 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 12:32 am
    THAT KID SURE LOOKED LIKE G.W BUSH REBORN. OH NO THE DAMION ARISES!
  97. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 1:50 am
    That kid couldn`t kick anyone`s ass. I could totaly take her. I`d put money on it.
  98. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 1:53 am
    P.S. All you haters can suck an egg for judging the mother. There is nothing wrong with her parenting skills, at least nothing evident from this video. Who cares what the kid says? It`s none of your damn business, anyone who thinks different I`ll kick your ass. So there.
  99. Profile photo of thesupreme1
    thesupreme1 Male 13-17
    148 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 2:15 am
    My little brother is 1 and a fourth and I thought him how to say bitch and pimp slap =)

    Don`t worry I`ll kick his ass if he overdoes it.

  100. Profile photo of KuzEyeSedSoe
    KuzEyeSedSoe Male 13-17
    90 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 3:45 am
    the "ooooooohhh" at the end makes this.
  101. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 3:49 am
    "Why does it matter if little kids use "bad" words, as soon as they are older they will start using them anyway or not, it has nothing to do with parenting. Why don`t parents save themselves the trouble of worrying about everything their children say and instead try to teach them the thought process for deciding if something is right or wrong."

    Well I think the kid is having a hard enough time pronouncing a 1 syllable word, but if you want to teach her a psychology class about her variable thought process which ultimately leads to her decisions of right or wrong and will affect the world though the chaos theory then be my guest. And just when you ask if she has any questions after the lesson, she`ll say "you look funny, can you dance?" Leading you to the conclusion, you have no clue what you`re talking about.

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    jealousblues Male 18-29
    213 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 3:51 am
    ass
  103. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 4:10 am
    Well congratulations, looks like you can spell the 1 syllable word that everyone is fighting about. I`d give you a cookie but I`m fresh out.
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    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 5:16 am
    how about sox, Liquid? lol j/k... although I can remember my parents swearing forever and ever, I never chose to do it... I think the mother is just fine, and the way she corrected her daughter, I bet they had a discussion after the video ended about it, since I`m sure the little girl asked why...
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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 5:22 am
    Wow, you people sure are easy to rile up. It`s called sarcasm, but considering none of you can spell or use grammar, I don`t expect you to grasp sarcasm at this sort of level.

    Why don`t you spend more time on having kids, and hugging trees instead of posting on an internet forum. Considering you are the world`s "next best hope" for the future masses! Pfft!

  106. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 5:38 am
    Sure now it`s sarcasm, mhmmm.

    Thanks for the "golden" standard on grammar there Devi.

    *by the way in case you didn`t catch that, it was sarcasm*

    I`m a big humor/sarcastic person and your first post in this thread had 2 things that came close to funny (the welfare line, and the pass on the parents hopes and dreams line)
    So until you get better at making sarcastic remarks, I don`t really see you trying to define sarcasm for the "masses"
    It`s about as bad as a dyslexic Spanish speaking man attempting to teach Japanese to first grade Russian children. It just doesn`t happen.

    and with the "Pfft!" you really shouldn`t fart on the threads, it`s bad for your health.

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    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 7:31 am
    If you`re going to be insulting, at least be original. Insulting people`s grammar is way overdone. I consider it as something one reverts to when one can`t think of cleverer insults to make themselves feel superior.
  108. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 8:49 am
    nice one teiso, I`ve been liking your posts, keep it up ;)
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    phaseout2004 Male 18-29
    150 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 12:09 pm
    i disagree with the people who think the mom is a bad parent. You see a small glimpse of her parenting and the child`s reaction, and you immediately think of the worst future for the child. There have been kids who grow in up the ghettos, surrounded by bad influences who make it the world a better place(Oprah), and vice versa (o.j. Simpson).
  110. Profile photo of Verbarg
    Verbarg Female 30-39
    1 post
    March 23, 2007 at 1:07 pm
    Phase - I agree. I`ve been a parent for 15 years and when my children were young they never heard a bad word cross my lips. However, kids will pick up words from television and even other adults that may or may not be apart of their lives.
    It`s always unexpected and funny when a 3-year-old says a "bad" word...that doesn`t make the parent a bad parent and it certainly doesn`t predict what kind of person that child is going to grow up to be.
  111. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 1:36 pm
    It is wrong because the kid doesn`t know what swearing is. "They will do it when they grow up" is not a valid excuse, and is incorrect anyways. Plenty of grown people do not swear.

    It is similar to the reason why there is a legal age to drink alcohol: sure, a teenager could "do it anyways", but with age comes maturity, as well as a sense of what kind of consequences are involved with your actions.

    And if you can find a way to explain how a 3-year-old should be allowed to swear, then you have some serious problems.

    "when a 3-year-old says a "bad" word...that doesn`t make the parent a bad parent"

    No, but videotaping it and uploading it to the internet does. It isn`t "cute". She`s giving the kid attention (a reward) instead of a spanking (or some form of punishment). It was plain as day obvious that the lady went to grab her camera and ASKED THE GIRL TO SAY IT AGAIN instead of PUNISHING HER. She even laughed. Parenting: F

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    neveralon3 Female 13-17
    34 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    that`s hilarious!
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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 1:41 pm
    Giggling at the comment, the attention given (asked to repeat, being recorded by camera), and a small "You are susposed to say butt" with no type of harsh tone present in my opinion (as well as the opinion of many other people) DOES NOT TEACH the kid that this is a bad word.

    If this were my kid, given that the kid is 3, I wouldn`t spank her, but I`d give her a nice stern tone and tell her she is never to say that word.

    What do you people do when they get to 16 years old and you walk in on them smoking weed, drinking beer, having sex, or anything else? Do you run and get the camera and tell them to do it some more? Do you laugh? Do you say "you aren`t susposed to do that" and leave it at that? I seriously hope not.

  114. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 2:13 pm
    You can tell her parents play too many RPGs.

    I would have laughed had she said "then i`m gonna pwn him, n00bish monster!".

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    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 3:11 pm
    hahahaha! this video is priceless. We would hope that kid won`t grow up to be a punk.
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    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 3:14 pm
    imagine the kid finding that clip on the web and going "wtf!" hah.
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    Beefynick Male 18-29
    76 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 3:30 pm
    Great parenting
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    naybird20 Female 18-29
    5 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 4:03 pm
    Seriously Maelstrom, you have no clue about parenting at all, do you? Do you really think a 3 yr old and a 16 yr old would be disciplined the same way, NO you jackass... One has nothing to do with the other. Being stern and harsh with a 3 yr old just for saying "Ass" isn`t going to help! The kid is THREE!! She doesn`t even know that it`s a bad word, so being harsh isn`t necessary. She only needed to be told it was a bad word and as soon as she was told, she understood!
  119. Profile photo of leprecola
    leprecola Female 13-17
    84 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 5:02 pm
    Even though the mom didnt yell like u wanted her too. She stopped laughing and told her daughter seriously that it wasnt a good word and the girl stopped laughing too and stopped smiling so i think she understood well enough.
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    FrozenSunset Female 18-29
    193 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 5:21 pm
    What the hell is wrong with the word ass?!?! We`re not in the 1950`s anymore. Get with the times and shut up.
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    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 5:41 pm
    lmao that is ssooo cute =]
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    majorchaoz Male 18-29
    55 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 7:03 pm
    YOU PEOPLE ARE FKING RETARDED SHES SAYING THE WORD ASK NOT A55 YOU DUMB STUPID BlTCHES
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 8:58 pm
    haha. totoally reminds me of my nephew. he`s three too. hilarious.
  124. Profile photo of aussie_glow
    aussie_glow Female 13-17
    99 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 9:00 pm
    Thats really cute, but its still not appropriate for a 3 year old.. The mom was somewhat encouraging it by laughing, and has a lac of parenting skills as she let her kid hear that word somewhere.. Still cute though :)
  125. Profile photo of sunwavewind
    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 9:47 pm
    "Well I think the kid is having a hard enough time pronouncing a 1 syllable word, but if you want to teach her a psychology class about her variable thought process which ultimately leads to her decisions of right or wrong and will affect the world though the chaos theory then be my guest. And just when you ask if she has any questions after the lesson, she`ll say "you look funny, can you dance?" Leading you to the conclusion, you have no clue what you`re talking about."

    I never meant people should teach a psychology lesson to a 3 year old, I meant parents should explain why not to say such a thing. Parents could say "if you said kick their ass to someone how would that make them feel." Then kids learn why such language offends people and will decide not to use it. If someone says kick a monsters ass it doesn`t hurt anyone because monsters are not real so I don`t see why parents worry if their children say the word in that context. This way you don`t get

  126. Profile photo of sunwavewind
    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 9:54 pm
    12 years olds who thinks it`s fun to swear because they aren`t supposed to and you get kids who can think. If the child doesn`t understand it at 3 a parent can keep repeating the why and the child will understand when they are older. But then again I don`t know any 3 year olds so I actually know if that would work. It`s just my theory after being around people who swear because people always tell them not to.
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    kgirl_06 Female 18-29
    74 posts
    March 23, 2007 at 11:22 pm
    I find the girl very cute, and I think it`s commendable for a three year old to have that sort of attitude toward monsters. The mother handled it well. At that age, children really don`t know much of what they`re saying, and they try out just about every word that they hear. As long as her mother prevents her from saying it now, there is time for her to learn WHY in the future. The only part I disagree with is posting a video of a child online. Other than that, I like it.
  128. Profile photo of 3622785
    3622785 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    March 24, 2007 at 12:36 am
    *sigh* It`s always fun watching a 3-year old cuss. Good times, good times.
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    wings1313 Female 18-29
    314 posts
    March 24, 2007 at 12:47 am
    I think some of you guys are missing the point of this... the little kid is smart for her age.. is knows that a monster would harm her, so she is going to beat him/her to the punch line... smart 3 year old with a great imagination... most kids her age lack that ability.... thats what makes it funny.
  130. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    March 24, 2007 at 10:37 am
    You all have changed my mind. Beating a three year old for saying "ass" is way better than what the mom did. I say beat her bloody! Then cut off her hands. That will teach her. Cut out her tounge too! Then she can`t say ass ever again.
  131. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    March 24, 2007 at 2:22 pm
    she was adorable..
    that was funny..

    her mom shouldn`t have laughed about it cause that makes her think it`s funny & she should repeat it for another laugh..
    man parents these days don`t think.

  132. Profile photo of blue_mess
    blue_mess Male 13-17
    315 posts
    March 24, 2007 at 5:38 pm
    Pah, and they didn`t even have their TV on standby. Chuh.
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    d2418607 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    March 25, 2007 at 3:28 am
    i feel like the people who think this mother is a bad parent for laughing at her cute kid probably dont have kids of their own, or if they do theyre being too strict at such a young age. you really think this little girls notions of the word ass are so defined by this one little thing? come on, it was cute and thats why the mom was laughing. i also feel like people who dont like little kids are obviously not considerate enough to their parents who went through the hardship of raising them.. lol jeez these comments prove the internet does indeed give a voice to some angry loney people who never got a hug. lighten up!
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    rikisink Female 18-29
    1 post
    March 26, 2007 at 3:17 pm
    cute ..wrong but cute !!
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    cheapnbeefy Female 18-29
    70 posts
    March 26, 2007 at 11:17 pm
    coolest kid ever.
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    Vikstar Female 18-29
    399 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 9:34 am
    If you need to spank a 3 year old to stop her from saying a mild swear word, then I think your parenting skills leave something to be desired. The mother let her have a few moments of fun with it, and then told her in a reasonable voice that she shouldn`t really say it. The child responded immediately - she obviously has a lot of respect for her mother and listens to her. I think that`s pretty good parenting - better than some examples I see of mothers screaming their lungs out in the street to a child who has obviously learned to tune her out long ago.

    And so, she filmed it. Well, why not? It was funny. I agree with KGirl somewhat - the only thing i`d be concerned about is posting it on the internet.

  137. Profile photo of th25tina
    th25tina Female 40-49
    368 posts
    April 9, 2007 at 5:50 am
    That has nothing to do with bad parenting...it`s just a cute kid learning what is correct to say.
    She is so cute!!! (it sounds like she`s saying "ask" anyway!)
  138. Profile photo of th25tina
    th25tina Female 40-49
    368 posts
    April 9, 2007 at 5:53 am
    you can tell she didn`t even know what she was saying...she wasn`t sure which word was the bad word until mom told her. then she understood..."ohhhh" so cute!
  139. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    April 10, 2007 at 3:21 pm
    Cute kid.
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    WinnerBoy Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2007 at 1:40 am
    Those "drat" people "whore" who "slut" are "bitch" talking "ass" about "slut" the "drat" mothers "drat you" parenting "ass-drat" skills "dumb-ass" really "slut" need "drat" to "ass" find "dumb-drat" a "anal" parenting "ass" forum "drat" and "go drat urself" stop "slut" wasting "wasting my time" space "bitch" here. "this is fun" Gawd "i love being stupid" you "ha ha ha" people "drat" are "slut" so drating "whore" dumb!!!! "bitch"
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    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    July 3, 2007 at 9:24 am
    my bro says funnier :-D

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