The best in arts & entertainment, news, pop culture, and your mom since 2002.

[Total: 135    Average: 4/5]
81 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 30383
Rating: 4
Category:
Date: 03/03/07 02:15 AM

81 Responses to 100-Year-Old Man Fights off Muggers

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 1:10 am
    Link: 100-Year-Old Man Fights off Muggers - I hope I`m this badass when I`m 100.
  2. Profile photo of Turtelv
    Turtelv Female 13-17
    6 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 2:36 am
    wow that`s awesome
  3. Profile photo of M0RGANPAIGE
    M0RGANPAIGE Female 18-29
    31 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 2:39 am
    yay old man! <3 hes got some guts
  4. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 2:40 am
    hmm...im not so sure about this one
  5. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 3:07 am
    wow i wish my grandpa was this cool mine is just a jackass
  6. Profile photo of headwound
    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 3:10 am
    being 100 years old would suck balls
  7. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 3:24 am
    That guy is awesome.
  8. Profile photo of BakaNeko728
    BakaNeko728 Female 18-29
    665 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 3:31 am
    old people are awesome lol.
  9. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 4:06 am
    Fear the kung-fu crotch kick of the drunk old man.
    YOU FEAR IT LONG AND YOU FEAR IT HARD.
  10. Profile photo of 240ZettoAKA
    240ZettoAKA Female 18-29
    344 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 4:07 am
    Kick the punks arse~!!
  11. Profile photo of monorail
    monorail Male 18-29
    82 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 5:32 am
    he`s 100 and still has a job...
  12. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 5:48 am
    did that say he was in london?
    yeh, go the UK!

    I hope he made those little sh*ts bleed!

  13. Profile photo of Giltrap
    Giltrap Male 13-17
    82 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 5:49 am
    Probably the most kickass 100 year old Grandad in the world.

    I`ve been watching too many adverts again.

  14. Profile photo of Giltrap
    Giltrap Male 13-17
    82 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 5:52 am
    He was in london?

    "yeh, go the UK!"
    I second that notion.

    The UK - Home of Chavs, Ninja old people and a few normal people too.

  15. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 6:39 am

    Good guy, good guy.

  16. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 6:50 am
    wow If I grow up I want to be just like that old man
  17. Profile photo of youturnmeon
    youturnmeon Female 70 & Over
    245 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 7:10 am
    YOU WOULD THINK HE WOULD BREAK A LIMB OR BONE AFTER ALL OF THAT CRIME FIGHTING..
  18. Profile photo of Colonel
    Colonel Male 18-29
    14 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 8:33 am
    "But his boss at Pimlico Plumbers, Charlie Mullins, said Buster still turned up for work the next day."

    Holy crap. Has this guy heard of retirement?

  19. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 8:45 am
    whys he still working lol.. well good on him!!
  20. Profile photo of xScalawag
    xScalawag Female 18-29
    195 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 9:06 am
    I agree with r-chill. Both of my grandpas are either A) Addicted to drugs and is now mentally insane, even though he still has his PSYCHIATRIST licence,

    or

    B) An annoying little twit who thinks I am still 3 and asks me how many fingers he`s holding up.

  21. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 9:17 am
    ^ LOL :D excellent comment ther xScalawag
  22. Profile photo of Custom_hobo
    Custom_hobo Male 13-17
    737 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 9:23 am
    Yeah! Nice one old man!
  23. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 9:27 am
    jesus christ!
  24. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 9:45 am
    lol
  25. Profile photo of MustangSusie
    MustangSusie Female 18-29
    281 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 10:01 am
    Thats awesome! PUnk asses need to pick on someone around thier age instead of going for `feeble` old people...what a surpirse they got!
  26. Profile photo of Hoogs
    Hoogs Male 18-29
    153 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 10:32 am
    Well said buddy, but honestly, this guy is my hero.
  27. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 10:46 am
    See, this is what I wish my grandfather did when he got kidnapped and shot in the early `90s. Stupid killer wasn`t even found and put into prison until, like, last year.

    This old guy ROCKS though!

  28. Profile photo of sumguyin267
    sumguyin267 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 10:54 am
    He`s awesome. But its ashame how low people are sinking these days, I mean teens trying to rob an old man? wtf!
  29. Profile photo of Linc
    Linc Female 13-17
    444 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 11:11 am
    "Then i kung-fu kicked the other one"
    ...lets not get carryed away...o_o
  30. Profile photo of linkcma
    linkcma Male 18-29
    302 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 11:13 am
    They got owned.
  31. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 11:23 am
    Sweet, this reminds of the drunk old guy in those tekken arcade games.
  32. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 11:29 am
    Sweet, this reminds of the drunk old guy in those tekken arcade games.
  33. Profile photo of LleetLlama
    LleetLlama Male 18-29
    358 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 11:45 am
    rofl.

    i hope i even LIVE to be 100.

  34. Profile photo of SweetAngel92
    SweetAngel92 Female 18-29
    59 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 11:47 am
    omg r u serious...i would not be working at 100yrs old, but more power to him...
  35. Profile photo of cherushii
    cherushii Female 13-17
    99 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 12:00 pm
    wow. who knew a 100 year old guy could be so tough. Bruised rib and a bump on the head and he STILL shows up for work.
  36. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    yeuh, go grandpa!!
    haha i agree with LleetLlama
  37. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    486 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 12:36 pm
    That`s so awesome. And to all the people who think he should be retired, well, the fact that he does still work is probably partly why he`s still able to take care of himself. Retiring just tends to let your mind waste away, while continuing to work keeps it busy and keeps it working.
  38. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 12:39 pm
    That....was....awesome!
  39. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 12:57 pm
    yeah big up the south londoners!
    altho im from east london.
  40. Profile photo of Cricket11
    Cricket11 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 2:08 pm
    That`s wonderful. I wish he could meet my 90 year old grandmother. Wait, I take that back. They would probably get into too much trouble.
  41. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 2:53 pm
    I pushed one and kung-fu kicked the other one between the legs.

    so you kicked him in the nuts how low can you go

    tut-tut-tut

  42. Profile photo of LolaGabanna
    LolaGabanna Female 18-29
    748 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 2:55 pm
    What kind of puss mugs a 100yr old man?
  43. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 2:56 pm
    btw im joking
  44. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 3:16 pm
    if only th teens had videoed it, THAT would have been even better.

    well done Buster (what a name!)

  45. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 3:29 pm
    -Sigh- Well thats chavs for you. Can`t even mug an elderly person without getting they`re asses kicked. Not that mugging oldies is an accomplishment.
  46. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 3:34 pm
    damn that guy is fuc*king awesome
  47. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 3:39 pm
    Nice. I wish he was my grandpa! ..Great-grandpa?
  48. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 3:46 pm
    lol wah! KUNG-FU KICK!
  49. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 4:21 pm
    what a bunch of pu55ies
  50. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 4:30 pm
    what a balla! =D
  51. Profile photo of sponged
    sponged Male 18-29
    553 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 4:34 pm
    i like the kung-fu kick :-P
  52. Profile photo of thebeast12
    thebeast12 Male 13-17
    108 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 5:06 pm
    when igrow up i wanna be just like him
  53. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 5:27 pm
    lmao i can just imagine those wimpy guys.
    good gob gramps...
    haha, owned.
  54. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 5:36 pm
    bekll im so sorry to hear about your grandfather.
  55. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 6:32 pm
    I think that the fact that he`s still working is probably why he`s not feeble and dependent like most are his age. Use it or lose it people.

    ITA w/Buddy, now that`s badass.

  56. Profile photo of Tegeno
    Tegeno Male 13-17
    1066 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 6:40 pm
    BALLA!
  57. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 6:49 pm
    "Buster Martin, who still works five days a week as a car washer and mechanic, was followed by the gang when he left a pub."

    BUSTER MARTIN FOR PRESIDENT !!!

    I hope I`m not working 5 days a week when I reach 100, BUT I would give anything to be a 100 and still be able to go to the pub and kung fu the sh¡t out of somebody.....

    They should build a statue for Mr Martin

  58. Profile photo of theguyuknow
    theguyuknow Male 13-17
    182 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 8:02 pm
    That would be really embaressing for the kids
  59. Profile photo of angrib0b
    angrib0b Male 13-17
    26 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 8:45 pm
    Colonel said on Saturday, March 03, 2007 8:33:55 AM:
    ""But his boss at Pimlico Plumbers, Charlie Mullins, said Buster still turned up for work the next day."
    Holy crap. Has this guy heard of retirement?"

    Dude, he`s probably 100 because he`s still working. If people have a job to do, they will more than likely stay alive to do it.

  60. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 8:51 pm
    That old guy is so badass.. he deserves a medal.
  61. Profile photo of myrandommind
    myrandommind Female 13-17
    178 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 8:59 pm
    I hope I`m that kickass when I`m an old lady. XD
  62. Profile photo of mrmedia
    mrmedia Male 18-29
    133 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 11:32 pm
    lol good story
  63. Profile photo of Link1919
    Link1919 Male 13-17
    236 posts
    March 3, 2007 at 11:48 pm
    what a legend
  64. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    March 4, 2007 at 12:17 am
    LolaGabanna "What kind of puss mugs a 100yr old man?"
    Welcome to the 21st century :(
  65. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    March 4, 2007 at 12:18 am
    PS how do you guys quote properly??
  66. Profile photo of Malchior999
    Malchior999 Male 13-17
    141 posts
    March 4, 2007 at 12:25 am
    lol wussy teens,ran off after two kicks from an old man! pathetic... truly pathetic (go old man!)
  67. Profile photo of kirby_rules
    kirby_rules Male 13-17
    280 posts
    March 4, 2007 at 1:30 am
    Wow! Go man, go!
  68. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    March 4, 2007 at 1:47 am
    Nicely done.
  69. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    March 4, 2007 at 2:02 am
    That`s awesome! Great story.
  70. Profile photo of aliens_exist
    aliens_exist Female 13-17
    93 posts
    March 4, 2007 at 2:24 am
    WHOOT! Haha.
  71. Profile photo of Klauser
    Klauser Male 13-17
    12 posts
    March 4, 2007 at 7:28 am
    lol, thats totally Chuck Norris`s grandpa. no seriously, that guy owns. he prolly taught bruce lee how to kick people in the nuts.
  72. Profile photo of gingernut333
    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    March 4, 2007 at 8:51 am
    ^^ Lmao :D Thts probably true!
  73. Profile photo of catcatdog
    catcatdog Female 13-17
    110 posts
    March 4, 2007 at 4:29 pm
    lmao thats awesome! i really hope the kids who tried 2 mug him get the poo kicked out of em by their chav mates lol
  74. Profile photo of Ninnie
    Ninnie Female 18-29
    106 posts
    March 4, 2007 at 5:20 pm
    You can tell it`s a quality newspaper when you read about a 100 year old man `kung-fu` kicking a youth.
  75. Profile photo of ilikepizza
    ilikepizza Male 18-29
    437 posts
    March 4, 2007 at 9:28 pm
    ...aww, no vid? it wouldve been so much cooler with a video. Still kick-ass though.
  76. Profile photo of FlowrPowr10
    FlowrPowr10 Female 13-17
    172 posts
    March 4, 2007 at 10:45 pm
    O_O so...awesome!
  77. Profile photo of belfire
    belfire Male 18-29
    40 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 1:50 am
    I live down the road from camberwell hee hee. I can a)believe that there are cha out there who`d stoop that low and b)easily believe that he did exactly what he said he did. You do not argue with the old people in south london especially if they`re working class and still sane because they will kick your ass.
  78. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    March 7, 2007 at 8:07 pm
    Hellll yeahhhh
  79. Profile photo of super_wombat
    super_wombat Male 18-29
    69 posts
    March 7, 2007 at 11:41 pm
    this isnt real, i would of heard about it on the news, plus it said he turned up for work the next day ummm HES 100 he would of retired long ago, someone didntthis though before writing it, anyway, i had fun reading it lol
  80. Profile photo of belfire
    belfire Male 18-29
    40 posts
    March 9, 2007 at 12:41 pm
    wombat retirement isn`t mandatory except in a few industries such as the law and medicine. it`s perfectly possible this guy could still be working and collecting his pension at the same time.
  81. Profile photo of burjo7
    burjo7 Male 18-29
    175 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 9:19 am
    young little s-h-i-t-s should respect the older generation or they need a backhand from their parents

Leave a Reply