What Your Drink Says About You

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in
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What does your favorite drink reveal about your personality?
There are 61 comments:
Female 333
I`m getting laid tonight!
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Female 165
Heh, the Brandy one is funny. Apparently I`m a communist, I like to pretend I`m on vacation, and I am not in fact old enough to drink. At least that last one is true.
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Male 165
What about root beer?
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Male 41
I`m a hippy cuz I drink bloody marys? Hell yeah lol.
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Female 882
mm mojitos- apparently i`m a bitch.

fair enough

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Male 163
"Absinthe: I have a death wish" - This made me laugh :D
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Female 59
yager and coke black is crazy delicious !!!
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Female 1,496
"Cuba Libre/Rum & Coke: I’m either a communist or I like drinks that aren’t too complicated, don’t cost much, and taste the same no matter where I order one. In other words, I’m a communist." And you dumb asses better not forget it.
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Female 1,228
COOOLLL!I have a death wish (absinth)
and where was the GUINNESS???
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Female 153
I feel dumb. I clike on it, thinking "I wonder what Ice Tea says about my personality." Apparently, Ice Tea means your dumb.
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Male 73
well that was crappy.
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Female 430
It says you are a drunk
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Female 420
poo, that was lame, i LOVE jagermeister. it tastes like black licorice!
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Male 181
^ too weak for me, but i`ve heard of what you`re talking about. We have that here, but I personally prefer drinks that actually gets me tipsy / drunk. Why drink if you`re not planning on feeling it?
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Male 1,265
My friend has a drink that is so drating awesome you wouldn`t believe. It uses what`s known as Cherry Sourz. I don`t know if you have it the States but it`s 20% strength and is very tangy.

So anyway, take a glass.

2 shots of Cherry Sourz
1 of Vodka

This is half the drink. The other half is Coke.

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Male 250
meh
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Female 1,397
It was funny cause its very true.
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Male 1
Enough with the `what if` and `what about _____` questions. Can`t you just enjoy a brilliant piece of comedy?
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Female 1,398
what if you don`t drink beer/never will because you know it`s stupid?
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Female 137
I drink Appletinis. What does that make me? Classy- but a bit of a wuss?

Ha! Tequila! That so fits XD

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Male 181
As a pirate I demand this guy go to hell. Rum runs through my veins. Yes I know this is supposed to be humorous, but pirates don`t take that crap.
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Male 153
Oh, it`s all alcoholic drinks :( Never had any of those...
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Male 131
"For some, the very mention of tequila evokes sheer terror. Since it’s a product of Mexico, this is perfectly understandable."
greets from Mexico
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Female 158
WHERES RiBENA???
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Male 572
i drink none of them what does that say about me
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Male 381
What about TVR twin-turbo

X2 Tequila
X2 Vodca
X1 Redbull
Served in a pint glass with ice

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Male 381
Absinthe: I have a death wish

So bloody true

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Female 797
Ffs, I`m not 21. I don`t drink alcohol.
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Male 2,703
whiskey on the rocks for me, but also RED wine (which didn`t say anything for men and red wine). white wine taste like poo if you sip (like you should with dinner) because it warms up too quickly. red only gets better the longer it is sitting out.

and anyone know of a way to get absinthe into the states? or is it legal up in canadia?

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Male 2,958
It`d be kind of hard to pronounce a word you don`t know at all, pinker.
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Female 427
My favorite drink isn`t up there...maybe it would help if I didn`t get to Drunk the only time I drank it to remember the name, or how to pronounce it even.
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Male 1,674
Gin and Tonic: I live a fast-paced lifestyle with no time to dick around. Even my drink of choice can be abbreviated to just two letters. But beyond that, I’m a fairly good drinker, and if some scumbag bartender waters down my drink, I’ll notice.
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Female 1,697
and yeah dr.zoid, you`r right
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Female 1,697
Red Bull & Vodka: Go ahead and laugh if you want, but I’ll still be dancing 6 hours from now when the clothes start flying, and you’ll be asleep, wishing the room would stop spinning. My erratic heartbeat is soon to be a cause for concern

also strawberry daiquiri

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Male 1,265
Oh, and "I don`t drink. What do I win?"

Health.

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Male 1,265
Apparently I`m a Commie.
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Male 312
Very spot on. I think that`s why so many crybabies are complaining here. YAY malt liqour!!!
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Female 142
Glad I`m not the only one who thinks this is funny.
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Female 26
I was half figuring my fave drink wouldn`t be there, even my bartender laughs at me everytime I order it saying i`m the only one.. but amaretto and lime is delicious =]
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Female 1,784
lol they changed the s word to pooty yey for pooty
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Female 1,784
guys calm down its a joke
I thought that this was funny
Piña Colada: I like pooty music. And getting caught in the rain.
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Female 155
Women- I’m a lot of fun, unpretentious, and think I’m confident. That can’t last, so go ahead and treat me like a doormat.
That`s true, I hate chicks who drink beer.
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Female 302
what about lemonade?!
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Male 1,406
I don`t drink. What do I win?
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Female 236
I have a death wish.
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Female 211
Jägermeister: I’m in college, possibly high school, and I wish to impress my macho friends. I secretly hate Jägermeister, but don’t tell anyone.

Hey, but I actually do like it. :P

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Female 339
"Absinthe - I have a death wish."


hehe

urm.. not that i drink it or anything 8-)

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Male 188
Hm, apparently I wandered out of a 1950s movie.
And I have an occasional death wish.

Also, thought the brandy one was funny.

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Male 1,365
No mention of Thunderbird in a jug.
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Male 943
[quote]Whomever wrote this is one of the biggest idiots, who more than likely has never been laid. He lives with his mom in his his sister`s old high school room and his favorite movie is Arthur with Dudley Moore so he thinks he knows what a drink is. F-word-ing loser.[/quote]

no... you`re the f-ucking loser

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Male 943
Goldschläger: I hate myself. Plus, the idea of ingesting gold flakes is appealing to me for some reason.

hehe... that`s actually not that bad... and what`s with the rum bashing? o yeah... whiskey sucks balls, the 5hi7 tastes like melted plastic... no thanks

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Female 718
i thought it was funny...
Brandy: I am a fictional character. Shortly, we will retire to the drawing room, where I will reveal the identity of the murderer.
haha
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Female 1,972
I drink Jack straight, but I`m not a cop whose partner died from retirony...I just want to teach my errant liver a lesson.
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Male 591
I thought it was pretty interesting.
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Male 459
It`s parody, satire, humor. Not to be taken seriously.
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Male 567
hmm it appears i have a death wish.... im under 18 ignore me...
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Male 12
Whomever wrote this is one of the biggest idiots, who more than likely has never been laid. He lives with his mom in his his sister`s old high school room and his favorite movie is Arthur with Dudley Moore so he thinks he knows what a drink is. F-word-ing loser.

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Male 209
This is.............. whatever.......

White: (Men) I’m pretty classy, but not a show-off. I might be some kind of undercover secret agent, trying not to draw attention to myself. Or I might just be waiting for my chance to slip the Rohypnol into your drink.

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Male 1,354
Dumb. And besides, my favorite drink changes from year to year.
And the Sake one is stupid. What if I am Japanese, you redneck? And I think a pirate would kick this guy`s a$$ if he saw the rum description.
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Male 779
Load of crap
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Male 10,115
Link: What Your Drink Says About You [Rate Link] - What does your favorite drink reveal about your personality?
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