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  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 1:04 am
    Link: What Your Drink Says About You - What does your favorite drink reveal about your personality?
  2. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 2:28 am
    Load of crap
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    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1355 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 2:31 am
    Dumb. And besides, my favorite drink changes from year to year.
    And the Sake one is stupid. What if I am Japanese, you redneck? And I think a pirate would kick this guy`s a$$ if he saw the rum description.
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    Angello Male 18-29
    209 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 2:45 am
    This is.............. whatever.......

    White: (Men) I’m pretty classy, but not a show-off. I might be some kind of undercover secret agent, trying not to draw attention to myself. Or I might just be waiting for my chance to slip the Rohypnol into your drink.

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    AwesomeMe2 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 3:04 am
    Whomever wrote this is one of the biggest idiots, who more than likely has never been laid. He lives with his mom in his his sister`s old high school room and his favorite movie is Arthur with Dudley Moore so he thinks he knows what a drink is. F-word-ing loser.

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    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 3:10 am
    hmm it appears i have a death wish.... im under 18 ignore me...
  7. Profile photo of Roduku
    Roduku Male 50-59
    451 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 3:10 am
    It`s parody, satire, humor. Not to be taken seriously.
  8. Profile photo of Scotchy
    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 4:15 am
    I thought it was pretty interesting.
  9. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 5:05 am
    I drink Jack straight, but I`m not a cop whose partner died from retirony...I just want to teach my errant liver a lesson.
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    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 5:31 am
    i thought it was funny...
    Brandy: I am a fictional character. Shortly, we will retire to the drawing room, where I will reveal the identity of the murderer.
    haha
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    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 6:44 am
    Goldschläger: I hate myself. Plus, the idea of ingesting gold flakes is appealing to me for some reason.

    hehe... that`s actually not that bad... and what`s with the rum bashing? o yeah... whiskey sucks balls, the 5hi7 tastes like melted plastic... no thanks

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    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 6:45 am
    Whomever wrote this is one of the biggest idiots, who more than likely has never been laid. He lives with his mom in his his sister`s old high school room and his favorite movie is Arthur with Dudley Moore so he thinks he knows what a drink is. F-word-ing loser.

    no... you`re the f-ucking loser

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    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1370 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 6:58 am
    No mention of Thunderbird in a jug.
  14. Profile photo of Qpax
    Qpax Male 18-29
    188 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 7:02 am
    Hm, apparently I wandered out of a 1950s movie.
    And I have an occasional death wish.

    Also, thought the brandy one was funny.

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    bubblebubb Female 18-29
    339 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 8:00 am
    "Absinthe - I have a death wish."


    hehe

    urm.. not that i drink it or anything 8-)

  16. Profile photo of rawr_noozle
    rawr_noozle Female 18-29
    211 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 8:16 am
    Jägermeister: I’m in college, possibly high school, and I wish to impress my macho friends. I secretly hate Jägermeister, but don’t tell anyone.

    Hey, but I actually do like it. :P

  17. Profile photo of engelbert
    engelbert Female 18-29
    236 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 9:47 am
    I have a death wish.
  18. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 9:52 am
    I don`t drink. What do I win?
  19. Profile photo of AOD-ninja
    AOD-ninja Female 13-17
    302 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 9:53 am
    what about lemonade?!
  20. Profile photo of hannah_h
    hannah_h Female 13-17
    155 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 11:17 am
    Women- I’m a lot of fun, unpretentious, and think I’m confident. That can’t last, so go ahead and treat me like a doormat.
    That`s true, I hate chicks who drink beer.
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    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 11:23 am
    guys calm down its a joke
    I thought that this was funny
    Piña Colada: I like pooty music. And getting caught in the rain.
  22. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 11:24 am
    lol they changed the s word to pooty yey for pooty
  23. Profile photo of jilly__bones
    jilly__bones Female 18-29
    26 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 11:28 am
    I was half figuring my fave drink wouldn`t be there, even my bartender laughs at me everytime I order it saying i`m the only one.. but amaretto and lime is delicious =]
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    Crotchodile Female 70 & Over
    142 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 11:33 am
    Glad I`m not the only one who thinks this is funny.
  25. Profile photo of phatzoma
    phatzoma Male 18-29
    312 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 11:38 am
    Very spot on. I think that`s why so many crybabies are complaining here. YAY malt liqour!!!
  26. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 11:41 am
    Apparently I`m a Commie.
  27. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 11:42 am
    Oh, and "I don`t drink. What do I win?"

    Health.

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    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 12:11 pm
    Red Bull & Vodka: Go ahead and laugh if you want, but I’ll still be dancing 6 hours from now when the clothes start flying, and you’ll be asleep, wishing the room would stop spinning. My erratic heartbeat is soon to be a cause for concern

    also strawberry daiquiri

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    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 12:12 pm
    and yeah dr.zoid, you`r right
  30. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 12:40 pm
    Gin and Tonic: I live a fast-paced lifestyle with no time to dick around. Even my drink of choice can be abbreviated to just two letters. But beyond that, I’m a fairly good drinker, and if some scumbag bartender waters down my drink, I’ll notice.
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    pinker Female 18-29
    427 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 12:49 pm
    My favorite drink isn`t up there...maybe it would help if I didn`t get to Drunk the only time I drank it to remember the name, or how to pronounce it even.
  32. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 2:07 pm
    It`d be kind of hard to pronounce a word you don`t know at all, pinker.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 3:23 pm
    whiskey on the rocks for me, but also RED wine (which didn`t say anything for men and red wine). white wine taste like poo if you sip (like you should with dinner) because it warms up too quickly. red only gets better the longer it is sitting out.

    and anyone know of a way to get absinthe into the states? or is it legal up in canadia?

  34. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 3:41 pm
    Ffs, I`m not 21. I don`t drink alcohol.
  35. Profile photo of infearno
    infearno Male 70 & Over
    382 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 3:59 pm
    Absinthe: I have a death wish

    So bloody true

  36. Profile photo of infearno
    infearno Male 70 & Over
    382 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 4:03 pm
    What about TVR twin-turbo

    X2 Tequila
    X2 Vodca
    X1 Redbull
    Served in a pint glass with ice

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    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 4:26 pm
    i drink none of them what does that say about me
  38. Profile photo of Natzz-
    Natzz- Female 13-17
    159 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 4:37 pm
    WHERES RiBENA???
  39. Profile photo of guanatos
    guanatos Male 18-29
    132 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 5:19 pm
    "For some, the very mention of tequila evokes sheer terror. Since it’s a product of Mexico, this is perfectly understandable."
    greets from Mexico
  40. Profile photo of Hoogs
    Hoogs Male 18-29
    153 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 5:56 pm
    Oh, it`s all alcoholic drinks :( Never had any of those...
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    PimpMan420 Male 18-29
    181 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 6:43 pm
    As a pirate I demand this guy go to hell. Rum runs through my veins. Yes I know this is supposed to be humorous, but pirates don`t take that crap.
  42. Profile photo of muckseen
    muckseen Female 18-29
    137 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 6:46 pm
    I drink Appletinis. What does that make me? Classy- but a bit of a wuss?

    Ha! Tequila! That so fits XD

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    chikoori Female 18-29
    1012 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 7:45 pm
    Ummm... Red wine= "I`m traditional, in a 2.4 kids, suburban sort of way. And if I`m not married already, I`m dreaming of the day I can pile my kids into the minivan after soccer practice. In other words, avoid me at all costs, unless you enjoy the sensation of boredom."

    ???????????

    <.<;;; None of that applies to me.

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    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 8:06 pm
    what if you don`t drink beer/never will because you know it`s stupid?
  45. Profile photo of Admiral123
    Admiral123 Male 30-39
    1 post
    February 8, 2007 at 9:38 pm
    Enough with the `what if` and `what about _____` questions. Can`t you just enjoy a brilliant piece of comedy?
  46. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 9:56 pm
    It was funny cause its very true.
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    majwhite Male 18-29
    250 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 10:12 pm
    meh
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    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 11:41 pm
    My friend has a drink that is so drating awesome you wouldn`t believe. It uses what`s known as Cherry Sourz. I don`t know if you have it the States but it`s 20% strength and is very tangy.

    So anyway, take a glass.

    2 shots of Cherry Sourz
    1 of Vodka

    This is half the drink. The other half is Coke.

  49. Profile photo of PimpMan420
    PimpMan420 Male 18-29
    181 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 1:26 am
    ^ too weak for me, but i`ve heard of what you`re talking about. We have that here, but I personally prefer drinks that actually gets me tipsy / drunk. Why drink if you`re not planning on feeling it?
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    Viktorija Female 18-29
    420 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 1:29 am
    poo, that was lame, i LOVE jagermeister. it tastes like black licorice!
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    glocktypus Female 18-29
    430 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 1:37 am
    It says you are a drunk
  52. Profile photo of maizcul
    maizcul Male 13-17
    73 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 3:44 am
    well that was crappy.
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    Artgeek Female 18-29
    153 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 3:49 am
    I feel dumb. I clike on it, thinking "I wonder what Ice Tea says about my personality." Apparently, Ice Tea means your dumb.
  54. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 6:29 am
    COOOLLL!I have a death wish (absinth)
    and where was the GUINNESS???
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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 6:36 am
    "Cuba Libre/Rum & Coke: I’m either a communist or I like drinks that aren’t too complicated, don’t cost much, and taste the same no matter where I order one. In other words, I’m a communist." And you dumb asses better not forget it.
  56. Profile photo of christy409
    christy409 Female 18-29
    59 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 10:18 am
    yager and coke black is crazy delicious !!!
  57. Profile photo of quedas
    quedas Male 18-29
    164 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 12:03 pm
    "Absinthe: I have a death wish" - This made me laugh :D
  58. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    mm mojitos- apparently i`m a bitch.

    fair enough

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    SadisticFool Male 13-17
    41 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 4:02 pm
    I`m a hippy cuz I drink bloody marys? Hell yeah lol.
  60. Profile photo of Bert10099
    Bert10099 Male 13-17
    165 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 5:25 pm
    What about root beer?
  61. Profile photo of RachelAngie
    RachelAngie Female 18-29
    165 posts
    February 19, 2007 at 12:45 am
    Heh, the Brandy one is funny. Apparently I`m a communist, I like to pretend I`m on vacation, and I am not in fact old enough to drink. At least that last one is true.
  62. Profile photo of bambii311
    bambii311 Female 13-17
    333 posts
    May 8, 2007 at 10:42 pm
    I`m getting laid tonight!

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