Valentine`s Day Pains

Submitted by: Sunshine811 10 years ago in Funny

Warning signs, anyone?
There are 62 comments:
Male 373
singles awareness day
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Female 57
Hmm, although that was well, mildly amusing, I`m going to make the assumtion that this guy made this video to make himself feel better abouting not a having a girlfriend. Would have been funnier if he wasn`t so creepy.
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Female 39
^^ you gotta love it.
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Female 546
Geek.
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Female 39
This guy rocks! I totally agree with him, lmao a cute naked baby with a weapon of war XD
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Male 4,246
Crappy Valentine`s Day, everybody! :-P
No Love For You! </3
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Male 308
LMAO ! I idolize this guy. I want his name number where he lives etc :P

Man alive that just made my day <3

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Female 19
and i know my english is bad
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Female 19
i bet he is like one of the guys in a school class that hears shut up alot because he always make stupid comments on stuff.
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Female 52
"I was just wondering if you tied you shoes by yourself today."
"I`m so sorry I wasn`t there!"
lol That was great.
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Male 3
He is right. Wanna say that you love someone? You can say it every other day... I can understand why he is so upset...
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Female 152
That was great! Though, he`s a little bitter I would say. I`m not too fond of the day either.
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Female 582
This guy is obnoxious. He thinks he`s funny. He`s not.
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Female 48
That man is so lonely!
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Female 1,398
seriously, he`s right. valentine`s day is SO STUPID.
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Female 193
somebody needs to get laid... jk
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Female 190
That guy is awesome.
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Male 308
That was hilarious!
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Female 986
I don`t really mind being single on valentines day <_< I just either hang out with other single friends or treat it as any other day of the year. Let other people bask in their little happy times whether it be temporary or long lasting. :D :3
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Female 82
lol...

if your single congratulations

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Male 938
yay chocolate!
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Female 670
Virgin? Yes. But funny? Indeed.
I pretty much hate Valentines day, but not because of the whole lovely dovey crap. I hate it because I get a lot of cards... and no candy. Those bastards.
"Happy SAD, everyone. Yep, good old `Single Awareness Day`."
I thought you were talking about seasonal affect depression there...
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Female 193
valentines day is least most romantic day of the year, guys just feel obligated to buy cheap gifts for their girls and expect to get laid. They can do that any other day.
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Male 1,083
yeah he`s definatly not getting any...... although I sorta agree, minus all the bitter resentment.
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Female 172
I abso-f*cking-lutely hate Valentine`s day.
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Male 1,825
ive reached a new low of single on valentines day depression in agreing with everything he said.
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Female 109
"If you`re still single, congratulations. Go buy yourself some chocolate."

Why thank you. I think I will. :->

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Female 2,695
i think valentines day is stupid.
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Female 1,596
I laughed at his facial expressions even though he`s a meanie head.
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Male 83
CUPID WITH AN UZI!!!!!

yes.

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Male 210
Ranting about something you hate and picking it apart piece by piece and then putting it on the internet isn`t a good way to relieve your anger.
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Male 128
he`s funny
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Male 561
I agree with him until a girl can fulfill my dream of michael jackson jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus`s tummy-tum

then ill stay single

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Female 20
Was it just me, or did anyone else think he was trying waaaayyyyyyy too hard to be like Jim Carey??
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Female 1
He was funny, and he was mostly right. Whats the point in having a holiday where you can express your love when you can do that everyday. My boyfriend gives me gifts all through out the year ad not just on V day.

And to those calling him names, I suppose if this bit was done on Family Guy by Chris or someone, it`d be funny.

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Female 1,071
Excellent. I also hate Valentines Day! ¬_¬
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Female 91
OMG that was great... but think about what ppl call valentimes day for short its VD ?? Hmm think about it.
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Male 16
I used to get into valentine`s day. I`d pick a girl, get her a ton of crap she didn`t need, and be all poetic. Now, for the past 2 years, I`ve been alone every valentine`s day, and I can`t say that I care all that much. I never got any even when i had a girl, and now that i don`t have one, I`ve had much more. How is that? A guy dotes upon a girl in exchange for a hug, maybe a kiss if he`s lucky, and as soon as he throws them to the sharks, they come running back to put out. In a nutshell, save your money, get more action.
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Male 897
yes, everything he said was hilarious and very true. Happy SAD, everyone. Yep, good old `Single Awareness Day`. If there can be a holiday just for humans that are in a relationship, why not have one that acknowledges people who occasionally cry while baking? We`ll call it `Weepy Baker`s Day` and it shall be celebrated on February 18th. Lets all bake a cake for the weepy bakers on this special day!
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Female 47
Haha, this made me laugh.
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Male 651
he`s just bitter cos he`s ugly
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Male 1,003
True, but he needs a girlfriend.
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Female 873
lol tht was funny as :D
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Female 236
I found it funny/totally agree with him. And I`m getting some AND single. Shockshock!
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Female 2,220
AWSOME DUDE!!!
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Male 19
Bitter, party of one?
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Female 795
"isn`t that daaaarling??"

giggle, that guy was well funny, and koalameatpie...haha gotta be true.

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Female 195
Lol, someone doesn`t have a girlfriend...

I like Valantines day. Gives me an excuse to eat chocolate!

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Female 1,412
VIRGIN
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Female 799
He was annoying.
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Female 1,972
Looks like someone`s not getting any.

Oh hell, me either.

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Female 1,228
This was the funniest thing I have ever seen!
pis*ing myself the whole way through!!!
made my f*cking day!!!!
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Female 1,496
He`s just pissed cause he`s never been laid, and by the looks of it, never will be.
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Male 121
Stupid hallmark holidays.
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Male 606
i hate relationships i totally agree with this guy
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Male 2
am i the only one creeped out by this guy...
I agree^
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Male 2,576
Virgin.
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Female 18
He`s right..
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Male 4,246
I want to agree with him, but it`s difficult. Yeah, VD sucks when single, and is designed pretty much to gouge money out of people, and puts way too much pressure on couples...and...uh...I forget my point.

Oh, Best Line: "There are glazey-eyed, dazey-faced couples walking our streets. Be Cautious!"

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Female 26
A lot of what he said was true...
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Female 198
bitter much?
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Female 14
Link: Valentine`s Day Pains [Rate Link] - Warning signs, anyone?
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