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Date: 02/12/07 02:07 AM

62 Responses to Valentine`s Day Pains

  1. Profile photo of Sunshine811
    Sunshine811 Female 13-17
    14 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 12:11 am
    Link: Valentine`s Day Pains - Warning signs, anyone?
  2. Profile photo of ebsha
    ebsha Female 18-29
    199 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 2:16 am
    bitter much?
  3. Profile photo of GirlAfraid
    GirlAfraid Female 18-29
    26 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 2:17 am
    A lot of what he said was true...
  4. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 2:36 am
    I want to agree with him, but it`s difficult. Yeah, VD sucks when single, and is designed pretty much to gouge money out of people, and puts way too much pressure on couples...and...uh...I forget my point.

    Oh, Best Line: "There are glazey-eyed, dazey-faced couples walking our streets. Be Cautious!"

  5. Profile photo of sleepinday
    sleepinday Female 13-17
    18 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 2:56 am
    He`s right..
  6. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 3:03 am
    Virgin.
  7. Profile photo of darkdesires
    darkdesires Male 18-29
    2 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 4:28 am
    am i the only one creeped out by this guy...
    I agree^
  8. Profile photo of iAMzach
    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 4:49 am
    i hate relationships i totally agree with this guy
  9. Profile photo of runeguy37
    runeguy37 Male 13-17
    121 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 5:00 am
    Stupid hallmark holidays.
  10. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 5:17 am
    He`s just pissed cause he`s never been laid, and by the looks of it, never will be.
  11. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 5:53 am
    This was the funniest thing I have ever seen!
    pis*ing myself the whole way through!!!
    made my f*cking day!!!!
  12. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 6:02 am
    Looks like someone`s not getting any.

    Oh hell, me either.

  13. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
    799 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 6:06 am
    He was annoying.
  14. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 6:29 am
    VIRGIN
  15. Profile photo of Xenophonix
    Xenophonix Female 18-29
    195 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 6:31 am
    Lol, someone doesn`t have a girlfriend...

    I like Valantines day. Gives me an excuse to eat chocolate!

  16. Profile photo of apttodo
    apttodo Female 18-29
    796 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 6:39 am
    "isn`t that daaaarling??"

    giggle, that guy was well funny, and koalameatpie...haha gotta be true.

  17. Profile photo of chasley
    chasley Male 18-29
    19 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 6:55 am
    Bitter, party of one?
  18. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 7:04 am
    AWSOME DUDE!!!
  19. Profile photo of engelbert
    engelbert Female 18-29
    236 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 7:14 am
    I found it funny/totally agree with him. And I`m getting some AND single. Shockshock!
  20. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 7:37 am
    lol tht was funny as :D
  21. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 8:20 am
    True, but he needs a girlfriend.
  22. Profile photo of MagicPaul
    MagicPaul Male 18-29
    653 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 8:44 am
    he`s just bitter cos he`s ugly
  23. Profile photo of AHAS9176
    AHAS9176 Female 13-17
    47 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 8:47 am
    Haha, this made me laugh.
  24. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 9:42 am
    yes, everything he said was hilarious and very true. Happy SAD, everyone. Yep, good old `Single Awareness Day`. If there can be a holiday just for humans that are in a relationship, why not have one that acknowledges people who occasionally cry while baking? We`ll call it `Weepy Baker`s Day` and it shall be celebrated on February 18th. Lets all bake a cake for the weepy bakers on this special day!
  25. Profile photo of ldsmaverick7
    ldsmaverick7 Male 18-29
    16 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 9:42 am
    I used to get into valentine`s day. I`d pick a girl, get her a ton of crap she didn`t need, and be all poetic. Now, for the past 2 years, I`ve been alone every valentine`s day, and I can`t say that I care all that much. I never got any even when i had a girl, and now that i don`t have one, I`ve had much more. How is that? A guy dotes upon a girl in exchange for a hug, maybe a kiss if he`s lucky, and as soon as he throws them to the sharks, they come running back to put out. In a nutshell, save your money, get more action.
  26. Profile photo of double_ll
    double_ll Female 18-29
    92 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 11:38 am
    OMG that was great... but think about what ppl call valentimes day for short its VD ?? Hmm think about it.
  27. Profile photo of gingernut333
    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 1:33 pm
    Excellent. I also hate Valentines Day! ¬_¬
  28. Profile photo of RandomGirl99
    RandomGirl99 Female 18-29
    1 post
    February 12, 2007 at 2:23 pm
    He was funny, and he was mostly right. Whats the point in having a holiday where you can express your love when you can do that everyday. My boyfriend gives me gifts all through out the year ad not just on V day.

    And to those calling him names, I suppose if this bit was done on Family Guy by Chris or someone, it`d be funny.

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    kuuipo7283 Female 18-29
    20 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 2:24 pm
    Was it just me, or did anyone else think he was trying waaaayyyyyyy too hard to be like Jim Carey??
  30. Profile photo of STARTSOMETIN
    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
    561 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 2:33 pm
    I agree with him until a girl can fulfill my dream of michael jackson jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus`s tummy-tum

    then ill stay single

  31. Profile photo of David_acord
    David_acord Male 18-29
    128 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 3:33 pm
    he`s funny
  32. Profile photo of 107249
    107249 Male 13-17
    210 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 3:55 pm
    Ranting about something you hate and picking it apart piece by piece and then putting it on the internet isn`t a good way to relieve your anger.
  33. Profile photo of natep1098
    natep1098 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 4:37 pm
    CUPID WITH AN UZI!!!!!

    yes.

  34. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 4:50 pm
    I laughed at his facial expressions even though he`s a meanie head.
  35. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 4:54 pm
    i think valentines day is stupid.
  36. Profile photo of lirael927
    lirael927 Female 18-29
    109 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 5:26 pm
    "If you`re still single, congratulations. Go buy yourself some chocolate."

    Why thank you. I think I will. :->

  37. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 6:58 pm
    ive reached a new low of single on valentines day depression in agreing with everything he said.
  38. Profile photo of FlowrPowr10
    FlowrPowr10 Female 13-17
    172 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 8:19 pm
    I abso-f*cking-lutely hate Valentine`s day.
  39. Profile photo of look215
    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 8:35 pm
    yeah he`s definatly not getting any...... although I sorta agree, minus all the bitter resentment.
  40. Profile photo of FrozenSunset
    FrozenSunset Female 18-29
    193 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 9:01 pm
    valentines day is least most romantic day of the year, guys just feel obligated to buy cheap gifts for their girls and expect to get laid. They can do that any other day.
  41. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 9:36 pm
    Virgin? Yes. But funny? Indeed.
    I pretty much hate Valentines day, but not because of the whole lovely dovey crap. I hate it because I get a lot of cards... and no candy. Those bastards.
    "Happy SAD, everyone. Yep, good old `Single Awareness Day`."
    I thought you were talking about seasonal affect depression there...
  42. Profile photo of SweepOfDeath
    SweepOfDeath Male 18-29
    938 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 9:47 pm
    yay chocolate!
  43. Profile photo of treiscool
    treiscool Female 13-17
    82 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 10:02 pm
    lol...

    if your single congratulations

  44. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 10:06 pm
    I don`t really mind being single on valentines day <_< I just either hang out with other single friends or treat it as any other day of the year. Let other people bask in their little happy times whether it be temporary or long lasting. :D :3
  45. Profile photo of Sweet_Tooth
    Sweet_Tooth Male 18-29
    308 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 10:11 pm
    That was hilarious!
  46. Profile photo of SuperQuack_x
    SuperQuack_x Female 13-17
    190 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 10:41 pm
    That guy is awesome.
  47. Profile photo of Megan3445
    Megan3445 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 11:22 pm
    somebody needs to get laid... jk
  48. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 11:52 pm
    seriously, he`s right. valentine`s day is SO STUPID.
  49. Profile photo of bec_c
    bec_c Female 13-17
    48 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 2:05 am
    That man is so lonely!
  50. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 2:09 am
    This guy is obnoxious. He thinks he`s funny. He`s not.
  51. Profile photo of candy_apple
    candy_apple Female 18-29
    152 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 3:48 am
    That was great! Though, he`s a little bitter I would say. I`m not too fond of the day either.
  52. Profile photo of Ezehiel
    Ezehiel Male 18-29
    3 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 3:19 pm
    He is right. Wanna say that you love someone? You can say it every other day... I can understand why he is so upset...
  53. Profile photo of HellzGeek666
    HellzGeek666 Female 13-17
    52 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 4:03 pm
    "I was just wondering if you tied you shoes by yourself today."
    "I`m so sorry I wasn`t there!"
    lol That was great.
  54. Profile photo of trec
    trec Female 18-29
    19 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 4:17 pm
    i bet he is like one of the guys in a school class that hears shut up alot because he always make stupid comments on stuff.
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    trec Female 18-29
    19 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 4:20 pm
    and i know my english is bad
  56. Profile photo of blahbored
    blahbored Male 70 & Over
    308 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 9:23 pm
    LMAO ! I idolize this guy. I want his name number where he lives etc :P

    Man alive that just made my day <3

  57. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 5:39 am
    Crappy Valentine`s Day, everybody! :-P
    No Love For You! </3
  58. Profile photo of iloveorange
    iloveorange Female 13-17
    39 posts
    March 14, 2007 at 5:20 pm
    This guy rocks! I totally agree with him, lmao a cute naked baby with a weapon of war XD
  59. Profile photo of beeyooteeful
    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
    546 posts
    May 19, 2007 at 2:29 am
    Geek.
  60. Profile photo of iloveorange
    iloveorange Female 13-17
    39 posts
    May 21, 2007 at 1:01 pm
    ^^ you gotta love it.
  61. Profile photo of MochaLatte25
    MochaLatte25 Female 70 & Over
    57 posts
    July 1, 2007 at 12:00 am
    Hmm, although that was well, mildly amusing, I`m going to make the assumtion that this guy made this video to make himself feel better abouting not a having a girlfriend. Would have been funnier if he wasn`t so creepy.
  62. Profile photo of your0mom
    your0mom Male 13-17
    374 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    singles awareness day

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